/got/ eternal Briemund edition

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stannis

I miss him...

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Stop following Targs

How did KellyC shit during the flight from Dragonstone to the arctic?

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Is he using meldonium or something?

Why the fuck did Jon suddenly call her Dany

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So why couldn't the other dragons just carry Viseron's corpse away like pic related
Seems like the smart thing to do

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Northern sluts were made for Targaryen cock

Dumb and Dumber? You love that huh? Yeah it's real clever. Only it's one of the oldest shit sayings on YouTube. I think you should all stop watching GOT. Honestly just stop. You don't even know who Dumb and Dumber, as you call them, are. Tired of hearing this bullshit. It's one of the best shows in history. He killed like 14 guys in close quarters with a long sword at age 70. I think it showed exactly how beastly he was and pretty realistic. Yeah it sucks he died but alot of people die on GOT. Get over it. GRRM is not God or the best writer ever you do know that right? He's also not a screen writer. One of dumb and Dumber as you call them is actually one of the best dialog/monolog writers in Hollywood. They know what they're doing. You can't keep every fuckin character for christ sake. He was old. He went out like a champ. And did it doing something he loved. What's the problem honestly? How long would you like him to be on the show? He's an old man. Not every death had to have some insane meaning or something. That's not how it works in real life. He put himself in a situation he couldn't get out of and it happened because it was his duty. End of discussion. I'd love to see some of your kids write a screenplay or just some dialog even. I'm sure it would be amazing. Lol

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JONARYA

>>86679708
adult diaper

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THOUGH ALL DO MEN DESPITE US

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Gotta go fast

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HARRENHAL?

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>>86679707


The ______

>>86679731
I kinda miss old Arya. A new one is a bit weird.

>>86679731
Cannon in the books and IRL

>>86679722
Wtf I want to fuck Arya now.

Can't the dragons just breathe fire on the ice javelins to melt it?

There is no excuse for supporting Daenerys. Whoever supports her is blind or wicked.

>>86679718
it sank pretty quick

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Yum.

So why did the zombie army stop? They were shown to be able to climb out of the water towards the end? It couldn't be because they're afraid of water either since they had to get the chains around the dragon.
So what are they waiting for?

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How can one King be this glorious?

>duuuuuude night king is toooootally /our guy/

when the fuck did wight supremacy become a fucking meme here

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Defend this

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>>86679731
>Jon and Arya are finally reunited at Winterfell, they spot each other from across the yard, tears well in their eyes, they run towards one another and she jumps into his arms, hugging his rock hard body against hers. All her pent up frustration and anger recedes, they stay embraced while the light snow falls upon them

>scene change

>fade from black, we hear what sounds like faint panting in the distance, the camera zooms in on a bedchamber. We recognize their faces. Arya and Jon, disrobed. "I always wanted you to be my first" she says. Jon smiles softly, his rock hard cock slowly enters her tight virgin slit, Arya screams like the little girl she is as her eyes roll back in her head

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AZOR BERIC

>>86679660
Are those Vibram soles?

>>86679708
Shit on Drogon's back and let wind shear carry it away towards the tail, Drogon's a big guy.

>>86679718
Cause they'd get another ice spear in their ass for their trouble.

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http://www.barstoolsports.com/newyork/the-game-of-thrones-mailbag-week-6-wights-zombie-cleganebowl-and-an-interview-with-jaime-lannister

/ourguy/ normie interview

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>>86679638

RULE MY KINGDOM FOR ME NEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!

>>86679807
He got old he's like everyone else get over it

>>86679718
For what purpose/it sank real fast/it would get the other dragons killed

>>86679799

>So what are they waiting for?

The dragon delivery service

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who /missramsay/ here?

>>86679743
Just shut the fuck up, yes there is some retarded shit, but just because one characters storyline in an episode takes place during a day doesn't mean another characters does.

Look at fucking episodes of ST:TNG "Captain it will take us two weeks to get there at warp 7" "Okay set a course at warp 5 engage"

Next fucking scene is the enterprise arriving. WHO CARES WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED ON THE SHIP DURING THAT TIME. I don't want 20 scenes of Varys reading letters and rubbing his scar clit you god damn autistic nigger. This show sucks dick anyway I love them for wanting to get this shit show over with.

In one room, a beautiful woman sprawled naked on the floor while four little men crawled over her. They had rattish pointed faces and tiny pink hands, like the servitor who had brought her the glass of shade. One was pumping between her thighs. Another savaged her breasts, worrying at the nipples with his wet red mouth, tearing and chewing.

Farther on she came upon a feast of corpses. Savagely slaughtered, the feasters lay strewn across overturned chairs and hacked trestle tables, asprawl in pools of congealing blood. Some had lost limbs, even heads. Severed hands clutched bloody cups, wooden spoons, roast fowl, heels of bread. in a throne above them sat a dead man with the head of a wolf. He wore an iron crown and held a leg of lamb in one hand as a king might hold a scepter, and his eyes followed Dany with mute appeal.

Finally a great pair of bronze doors appeared to her left, grander than the rest. They swung open as she neared, and she had to stop and look. Beyond loomed a cavernous stone hall, the largest she had ever seen. The skulls of dead dragons looked down from its walls. Upon a towering barbed throne sat an old man in rich robes, an old man with dark eyes and long silver-grey hair. “Let him be king over charred bones and cooked meat,” he said to a man below him. “Let him be the king of ashes.”

>>86679807
new one looks more smarter

>we have to wait til season 8 for Night's King to kill more shitty characters
damn

>>86679718
Are the brontos their friends?

>>86679718
it was underwater and they were under fire

Viserys, was her first thought the next time she paused, but a second glance told her otherwise. The man had her brother’s hair, but he was taller, and his eyes were a dark indigo rather than lilac. “Aegon,” he said to a woman nursing a newborn babe in a great wooden bed. “What better name for a king?”

“Will you make a song for him?” the woman asked. “He has a song,” the man replied. “He is the prince that was promised, and his is the song of ice and fire.” He looked up when he said it and his eyes met Dany’s, and it seemed as if he saw her standing there beyond the door.

“There must be one more,” he said, though whether he was speaking to her or the woman in the bed she could not say. “The dragon has three heads.” He went to the window seat, picked up a harp, and ran his fingers lightly over its silvery strings. Sweet sadness filled the room as man and wife and babe faded like the morning mist, only the music lingering behind to speed her on her way.

>>86679848
fuck off traitorous loser

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>Jaime read it in the window seat, bathed in the light of that cold white morning. Qyburn’s words were terse and to the point, Cersei’s fevered and fervent. Come at once, she said. Help me. Save me. I need you now as I have never needed you before. I love you. I love you. I love you. Come at once.

>Vyman was hovering by the door, waiting, and Jaime sensed that Peck was watching too. “Does my lord wish to answer?” the maester asked, after a long silence.

>A snowflake landed on the letter. As it melted, the ink began to blur. Jaime rolled the parchment up again, as tight as one hand would allow, and handed it to Peck. “No,” he said. “Put this in the fire.”

>>86679866
>more smarter
Something you desperately need it seems.

So I decided to rewatch the series and in episode 1 Cersei mentions that it took them a whole month to get from King's Landing to Winterfell.

And now D&D are trying to tell me that the raven flying to Dragonstone and Dany reaching Eastwatch happened in a single day? What the fuck?

… three fires must you light… one for life and one for death and one to love…

… three mounts must you ride… one to bed and one to dread and one to love…

… three treasons will you know… once for blood and once for gold and once for love…

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>all season 1 viserys wouldn't shut the fuck up about waking the dragon
>season 7 the night king wakes the dragon names viserion

kino

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>>86679848
>Ramsay

>>86679848
I miss Roose

>>86679866
>more smarter
>shartmerican education

>>86679635

Do we even know how good Rhaegar was? The only thing we ever hear is from Barristan, whos judgement is flawed since he believes Dany to be a good ruler.

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>>86679812

Based Beric poster

>>86679917
>Jon will kill her for the Lightbringer

CONFIRMED!!! MAKE IT HAPPEN DUMB & DUMBER

>>86679807
new one looks way better

>>86679940
The show died when Roose died.

Viserys screamed as the molten gold ran down his cheeks and filled his mouth. A tall lord with copper skin and silver-gold hair stood beneath the banner of a fiery stallion, a burning city behind him.

Rubies flew like drops of blood from the chest of a dying prince, and he sank to his knees in the water and with his last breath murmured a woman’s name.

Glowing like sunset, a red sword was raised in the hand of a blue-eyed king who cast no shadow. A cloth dragon swayed on poles amidst a cheering crowd. From a smoking tower, a great stone beast took wing, breathing shadow fire… mother of dragons, slayer of lies...

Her silver was trotting through the grass, to a darkling stream beneath a sea of stars.

A corpse stood at the prow of a ship, eyes bright in his dead face, grey lips smiling sadly.

A blue flower grew from a chink in a wall of ice, and filled the air with sweetness…. mother of dragons, bride of fire…

A little girl ran barefoot toward a big house with a red door.

Mirri Maz Duur shrieked in the flames, a dragon bursting from her brow. Behind a silver horse the bloody corpse of a naked man bounced and dragged. A white lion ran through grass taller than a man. Beneath the Mother of Mountains, a line of naked crones crept from a great lake and knelt shivering before her, their grey heads bowed.

Ten thousand slaves lifted bloodstained hands as she raced by on her silver, riding like the wind. “Mother!” they cried. “Mother, mother!”

>>86679913
Yeah, he needs smart.

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>>86679940
Name a more iconic trio, I'll wait

>>86679953
I will masturbate hard watching this

>>86679856
>Not wanting to see varys play with his eunuch peehole

You fucking gay or something?

>>86679917
There is no way Jon betrays Dany, so that cunt is actually going to betray him when she learns he's the rightful heir.

>>86679986
My dick
Lube
Your ass

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>>86679913
>>86679944

Where did the walkers get those chains?

>>86679856
>>>/REDDIT/

Fuck off back there nigger

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so.... this is the power of winter beyond the wall

>>86679683
Goddamn this scene is excellent.

Tywin is so well acted and Arya comes off as an actually charming tomboy with a lot to learn but a fiesty spirit when she's not trying her hardest to be an edgelord 9000.

I think the most important thing this scene shows is that the characters can blossom so much when you just give them a bit of time to discuss nonsense. History. The world. RAther than RUSH THE PLOT FORWARD AT A MILLION MILES AN HOUR

>>86679949
I thought his sword burned becuase of some oils and it ruined the sword. How can he turn this shit on and off at will.

>>86679660
STANDING

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>post yfw D&D are hired to finish the books after grrm finally croaks

>>86679948
He won a tourney, so he must have been at least above average at combat

>>86680020

They took a quick trip to Blackwater Bay

>>86679948
Barristan didn't know 2 shits about politics, but he was a genius swordsman and soldier. You have to take his word for granted, just like if someone like Eddard Stark swore by his honor that he didn't eat the last slice of pizza.

>>86679718
NO.
TIME.

>>86679948
Measure by opponent. He fought prime Bobby to a standstill for an hour. Left Bobby with his worst wound in his campaign and likely his life BB before boar

>>86679707
>whole clam to throne is that he is related to the targs

fuck off you targ fucking shit

>>86679986
I'm crying

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>>86679638
Beardless Tormund

>leave wall with 7 named characters
>suddenly have 3 nameless expendables next episode
>travel half the episode
>1 character covers the same distance in a short sprint
>white walkers just have giant chains lying around the North to haul up dragons
man, to be a fly on the wall of the writers' room, I'm just curious if literally anyone is bringing up these points

TYWIN BEST CHARACTER

PROVE ME WRONG

>>86679638
Best ship
Their children would be big guys and gals.

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>>86679986

>you shot me... AAAAAAAAAAAGGHHHHH

Tywin was a stannisposter this whole time.

>>86679986
They all deserved what they got

>>86680020
They have always carried them. That's why they're marching so slow

>>86680057
A most likely fixed tourny

>>86680082
>no beard makes him look like a faggot ginger
wew

>>86680082
Scandinavian women are beautiful.

>>86680020
From the D&D Plot Device store

>>86680086
There were plenty of redshirts walking behind them at the end of episode 5 you blind fuck

>>86680135
It's the long hair, it doesn't work on him without the beard.

>>86680069
Except we know Eddard swore that Jon was his kid. Barristan obviously had bias because he loved Rhaegar

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>>86679986
>kill off all the old white men
>show IMMEDIATELY goes to shit

its like poetry

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>>86679807
New one kinda looks like zombie Daniel Craig.

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>>86679638
>Miraculously saved by Stannis
>Miraculously saved by Littlefinger
>Miraculously saved by Daenerys

Can his guy even win 1 battle by himself?

>>86679722
When will we see their careers die so we can see them get blacked?

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someBODY ONCE TOLD ME MY SISTER'S GONNA BLOW ME

SHE AINT THE HOTTEST BITCH IN THIS SHOW

SHE WAS LOOKING KINDA DUMB WITH HER FINGER IN MY BUM

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>>86680082
Looks like Prince Arthas

>>86680086
You did see a few guys leave with them

I honestly don't know what the point was though, they barely get acknowledged

>>86680135
he's way younger here

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Really makes you think

>>86680174
The Lord of Light protects his chosen one

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IT WAS JOOOOON ARRYN WHO SAID SHELL MAKE A FINE WHOOOOOOREEEEEE

YOULL NEED HER BOOOOOAAAAAR ON YOUR SIDE HE SAID

There's no time!

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>>86680086
I bet the original plan was to wights form a chain like ants pic related.

>>86679807
Had to make him look more like Bran

>>86680174
>Saved by Benjen(again)

Also unless you weren't paying attention, Sansa confirmed the Battle of the Bastards was won entirely by her.

>>86679917
>… three mounts must you ride… one to bed and one to dread and one to love…
Does this mean Dany is gonna fuck Rhaego?

>>86679986
Why do the Dabids hate their own fathers so much?

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What is his going to come up with next?

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Reminder Euron is the final boss.

>>86680243
Something shit, no doubt

>>86680174
What about hardhome?

>>86679718
((NO TIME)) meme aside -

It sank almost immediately into the subzero waters, and while dragons are mighty beasts, I'm sure carrying an ice water-soaked 2 ton reptile (no fur to hold on to) while some guy is throwing deadly enchanted spears at you is not very feasable in a hectic situation.

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>>86680204
>be a cute kid
>grow up
>start looking like a kike
>become major evil demon
rly fires up my cunning

>>86680254
Obviously the final boss is going to be evil white male.

>>86680254
He'll get eaten by a dragon whilst on the privy, same as that guy in Jurassic Park

who is the night king?

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>>86680082

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>>86679848
>Killing based Stannis and based Roose
Fuck him

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So is no one gonna touch on the fact that Gendry ran all the way back to the wall just like that?

Why did Benjen join the Night's Watch again?

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Daily reminder to turn your brain off.

>>86680254
Why the fuck would they not get Euron to look like this in the show? Why?

>>86679755
I fucking hate her. It's like when Danny tries to act "tough 'n like a reel womyn" it just comes across awkward and I just wanna punch her face.

>>86680174
he already died once, so there's zero suspense around his character when put in difficult situations, everyone knows he'll make it to the end

>>86680271
It's just eternal anglo genes

>>86680243
whatever the fuck he wants

>>86679949
Red god is trying to help them out when they're fighting his rival I assume

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>>86680034
It was his blood previously.

>normies and shills finally get the episode
>post the same means the rest of us got sick of days ago

Classic /got/

>>86680225
>Sansa confirmed the Battle of the Bastards
Well that's bullshit. The battle was won because of LF having a boner for her.

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>>86680307
DUDE WHY DOESN'T DANY TELEPORT INSIDE CERSEI'S CUNT AND EXPLODE OUT IT'S JUST A FANTASY SHOW BRO TURN YOUR BRAIN OFF

>>86680281
White males make the best heroes and the best villains. What's your point?

>>86680254
He's a red herring. GRRM is making "cool" shit up about him as he goes for filler

>Ashara, I murdered your brother at the Tower of Joy. Here are his two swords, I know they are a family heirloom so I'm returning them in order to preserve the tradition of a Dayne being the Two Swords of the Morning. He was a good friend.

What did Ned mean by this?

>>86680307
I guess this guy would be fine if white walkers start dropping troops all over the continent with spaceships.

digimondigitalmonstersdigimonarethechampions

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>>86680307

>>86680340
THE WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE

>>86680233
kek, I love these

>>86680302
>he doesn't know about the innate teleportation powers of everyone on Westeros

>>86680327

>Sticks around for it anyway

>>86680341
It's almost as if white males are the best at everything.

>>86680311
Because Beric has an eyepatch too, so normies would be confused

Renly.

>>86680325
so is Beric the bone of his sword now?
Is his blood fire?

>>86680307
How do these people even manage to breathe?

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>>86679807
Real talk: What's the big difference?

He's got smaller nose/lips/eyes now, and his skin is a more saturated blue? Why do people make such a big deal out of this.

>>86680263
Didn't even win

Why don't they just reanimate krakens and other sealife to start killing people and dragging their ships to the Wall so they can send boats of wights to fight

>>86680302
Did he let his shit run down his legs like most marathoners do?

>>86680350
>also i'm taking our son because you're an unfit mother

>>86680414
What is dead may never die

why does this season have only 7 episodes?

>>86680254
Book Euron
>Mysterious wise man who travelled the whole world and has seen some serious shit
>Was probably beyond Asshai
>Horn to control Dragons
>About to bring a mystical lovecraftian horror ritual apocalypse to Westeros

Show Euron
>Absolute mad man

Both are entertaining

john is undead
can the undead freeze to death?
does his heart beat? how can it beat with a massive hole in it

>>86680429
They pay the main actors per episode, and they get too much money, so they couldn't afford a full 10

>>86680056
>unironically preferring the books
It's time to stop this hipster elitist "m-muh books were better" meme.

>>86680350
I'm still mad they made fucking ARTHUR GOD DAMN DAYNE dual wield, tower of joy should've been a huge climax and they blew it.

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>>86680307
>dude just turn off all your cognitive functions, matter of fact just shoot yourself in the fucking head, you won't be needing it when you see how cool the DRAGONS are !

>>86680425
>Here's this purple eyed brat instead, I can't pass it off as mine the same way you can.

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>>86680379
THE BOY WHOOOOORE
GO GET THE ARSEHOLE STRETCHER

>>86680365
Maybe the super-luminal dragons swooped past and parried Briannes hits. They were so fast that you couldn't see them.

Why did before at hardhome the Night King didn't order his wights to go across the water if they can easily enter the water and put chains on the dragon to bring it up?

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>>86680340
Stop posting that image. It actually makes me feel scared.

>>86680475
For suspense

>>86680396
looks less menacing

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>NO HORN OF WINTER DABID
>ICE DRAGON DABID
>FIRE SO COLD IT BURNS DABID

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>>86680020
>where did this ancient foe who has been around for thousands of years and invaded the south before in the last Great War get these chains????

I swear most of you have autism.

I don't fucking get it.
Everyone was on the dragon. Jon was cutting down undead shits and moving AWAY from the dragon. Why? All he needed to do was take some steps back, hop on, and fly away. What was he doing? Where was he cutting a path to?

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How expensive is it to use ravenphones on westeros?

I only watch this show to see what dumb shit writers will do next

>>86680307
>A Television idiot like Bill Nye is someone super intelligent for shartmericans

>>86680475
Night King just didn't think about it

>>86680520
he was too little.

>>86680396
it's a different actor

Lets ignore those stand out dudes on horses and just blast some zombies, women I swear.

>>86680520
Enraged by his manlet status.

You cannot control an enraged party member.

>>86680534
I watch it because I enjoy it, even if the writing quality has dropped recently

Liking things isn't a crime

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>>86680534

>>86680168
oh my

>>86680520
I think that fucker wanted to go for the night king alone

Why didn't they just bring ravens with them instead of having Gendry run?

>>86680564
What if one of those Walkers had raised their hostage wight?

Killing the walkers might have destroyed their wight, meaning they'd have to go and get another one.

Maybe think before you post in future

>>86680589
They're all illiterate

>>86680589
Why didn't they just send Gendry flying?

>>86680302
Teleportation is literally the only thing people are discussing/bitching about this episode.

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So is Drogo confirmed for best fighter? I thought the whole lacking of real armour would count for something but Jamie said no Westeros army could stop the Dothraki

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>>86680589

>>86680520
Why do you think they made a short joke earlier?

He was too little to reach her hand, so held off the wights while the rest got on

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>>86680520
Jon being a manlet is showcanon now, he literally could not get on the dragon because he was too short

>>86680600
You're implying that Daenerys knows that killing a WW kills his wights.

I'm implying you're retarded.

so next week is the last for this season right?

>>86680520
Kamikazing. Getting an achievement.

>>86680463
It was pretty dumb, but the rest of Tower of Joy was fine. The only thing that REALLY bothered me is the part right before:

>“I looked for you on the Trident,” Ned said to them.
>“We were not there,” Ser Gerold answered. “Woe to the Usurper if we had been,” said Ser Oswell.

Changed to

>“I looked for you on the Trident,” Ned said to them.
>“We were not there,” Ser Gerold answered. “Your friend the usurper would lie beneath the ground if we had been,” said Ser Oswell.

FUCKING WHY. THE SENTENCE WAS PERFECTLY FINE ENOUGH.

>>86680307
Well I sure as hell don't watch GoT for the intellectual stimulation.

>>86680643
You think they didn't mention that in the Raven?

Rewatching the episode I realized the second spear had a fucking homing device. It curvballed and missed drogon.

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>they spent nearly 10 minutes on sansa-arya bickering on a balcony

BRAVO
R
A
V
O

>>86680655
>WOAH, to the usurper

that doesn't make sense in spoken English

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>>86680589

Yeah this episode was on another level of dumb

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>>86680348
No, he's not. If you don't take Euron seriously, you are being Victarion. Victarion underestimates Euron, and you shouldn't.

>I saw towers by the sea, submerged beneath a black and bloody tide. That is where the heaviest blow will fall.
-Melisandre
>"One most of all. A tall and twisted thing with one black eye and ten long arms, sailing on a sea of blood.
-Moqorro


>“The bleeding star bespoke the end,” he said to Aeron. “These are the last days, when the world shall be broken and remade. A new god shall be born from the graves and charnel pits.”
>Then Euron lifted a great horn to his lips and blew, and dragons and krakens and sphinxes came at his command and bowed before him. >“Kneel, brother,” the Crow’s Eye commanded. “I am your king, I am your god. Worship me, and I will raise you up to be my priest.”
>“Never. No godless man may sit the Seastone Chair!”
>“Why would I want that hard black rock? Brother, look again and see where I am seated.”
>Aeron Damphair looked. The mound of skulls was gone. Now it was metal underneath the Crow’s Eye: a great, tall, twisted seat of razor sharp iron, barbs and blades and broken swords, all dripping blood.
>Impaled upon the longer spikes were the bodies of the gods. The Maiden was there and the Father and the Mother, the Warrior and Crone and Smith...even the Stranger. They hung side by side with all manner of queer foreign gods: the Great Shepherd and the Black Goat, three-headed Trios and the Pale Child Bakkalon, the Lord of Light and the butterfly god of Naath.
>And there, swollen and green, half-devoured by crabs, the Drowned God festered with the rest, seawater still dripping from his hair.
>Then Euron Crow’s Eye laughed again
-The Forsaken chapter

>‘Beneath her coverlets [Dany] tossed and turned, dreaming that Hizdahr was kissing her … but his lips were blue and bruised, and when he thrust himself inside her, his manhood was cold as ice.’ (DwD VII)

>>86680665
Fuck no, that's probably the last thing on their mind.

And if they did, then it still doesn't make sense because that one captive wight doesn't matter DICK when you can kill their entire leadership in one swoop instead and end the war.

>>86680233
amazing

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NEEEEEEEEEED

RUN MY KINGDOOOOOOM

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>>86680692

>>86680589

Why didn't Bran have a raven sent

>>86680619
Barristan would have kicked his arse had they met.

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>>86680655
brainlets dont know the word "woe", D&D are pandering to the lowest common denominator

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>>86680475
buuuuh not dramatic n shieeet

>>86680683
It was all for Littlefinger's benefit

When he tries to capitalise on their argument, Sansa will reveal she was conning him and knows all about his plan

>>86680692
6/10 bait

>>86680670
Their plot armor curved the spear.

>WEEKS IF NOT MONTHS HAVE PASSED IN WINTERFELL
>NOBODY HAS CHANGED THEIR FUCKING CLOTHES

>>86680350
>implying Dayne and the others weren't the autists in this situation

Lyanna was on her deathbed and went willingly, they could have just let Ned through

this episode was pants on head retarded.

cringy, stilted dialogue everywhere. jon offers to give his sword to jorah in the middle of their goddamn excursion. "oh no u deserve it :DDD" fuck this contrived shit.

arya acting like a little psycho threatening sansa to create artificial drama between the starks.

the fucking horde of zombies didn't break the ice a second time when there's like a thousand of them? more artificial drama.

when they were surrounded by the zombies the hound should have been continually breaking the ice with his war hammer.

deus ex machinas everywhere. predictably dragons show up at the last second. then benjin shows up out of nowhere.

benjin could have had jon ride shotgun without sacrificing himself. jon was near hypothermic and didn't have the energy to ride anyway. more artificial drama.

the insane effects budget is about the only thing worthwhile anymore.

>>86680589
>inb4 someone pulls a classic Tarly 'i forgot to send the ravens'

>>86680189
How can a man be so completely and utterly square? []

>>86679862

Back to /pol/ with the jewjokes

>>86680655
they're americanizing the way all the characters talk in westeros

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>>86680520
He wanted to be a hero. Dany lamented over all her potential sex partners trying to act foolish in the face of adversity. Wow so foreshadowing.

>people answering with the "he a manlett dude lmao" meme

>>86680752
>i disobey the prince's orders
>yeah, he's the son of the mad king after all, what could possibly go wrong

>>86680619
jamie has never done anything to convince us he is anything other than an average commander, he's brave but he isn't particularly smart. He doesn't have the intuition to figure out strategies for fighting a novel opponent on his own.

even if we ignore the dragon, his army gets ambused while in a transport column, and the conclusion he draws from that is no westerosi army stands a chance of defeating them?

>>86680589
This. This is what actual rangers do on half-important missions. That's why Sam got to see the Fist of the First Men, it's fucking Night's Watch protocol to bring a raven wrangler.

They also use mounts. One the people that followed Mance were the Ice river clans, fantasy Inuits, who traveled and warred exclusively on sleds pulled by dogs, wolves or caribou. But nah, let's just walk.

>>86680683
>D&D try and write some political intrigue for once

Kind of a good thing the politics is basically irrelevant if this is the shit they come up with

>>86679638
Littlefinger dies at the hands of Arya next one.

>>86679722
Holly fuck.

You can tell one on left is gonna be a whale when she gets older.

>>86680753
>when they were surrounded by the zombies the hound should have been continually breaking the ice with his war hammer.
Yeah this especially.

Fucking hell the only thing standing between you and an army of zombies is broken ice, so fucking break more ice you cunts.

>>86680643
Killing the boss is always better than killing regular soldiers. It is known.

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>>86680756
It's hip to be square.

>>86680619
If Jaime said it then it must be true.

>>86680753
Jons heart doesnt beat. He isnt alive.

>>86680603
>Jorah is illiterate
no

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What's this body type called and how can I achieve it?

>>86679810
How old is she?

Also in my head canon she's already had the Hound inseminate her infertile underage kiddie womb several times over during their travels through Westeros.

>>86679885
do you want them to be?

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Did he do anything wrong?

>>86679823
>has only read the first two books
Sums up the show pretty well

>>86680840
Robert also said it. He knows a thing or two about battles.

Why didn't they just bring a few horses?

>>86680847
Manlet.

>>86680868
Let a stone man touch him

>>86680724
That picture is kino.

can the night king talk?

How much extra weight does soaking wet furs add to your body?

>>86680874
Because reasons.

>>86680847
Othermode.

>>86680626
Even if he could reach her hand it's not like Dany has the strength to pull him up. He just has to climb on the wing like she does.

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>>86680753

yes, GoT is just a normie shit show now, it began season 4 or 5 and with 7 we are at the worst.
the dialoges are so cringy, boring and forced that it makes me sick, the story is just a circle jerk and the characters are bland and the banter is just for the laughs, everyone gets what they want.
oh and don't forget forced sjw bullshit.

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>>86680034
I've oft wondered the same, friendo.

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Name a better kingsguard

>>86680863
pls yes. inside every bronto is a wyvern who wants to fly

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>Lyanna Stark gives you this look
what do?

>>86680868
He put pussy on a pedestal. Twice.

Does anyone have the Gendry Scooby Doo hammer image?

>>86680868
not stabbing the dragon whore in the back in episode 1

>>86680874
Where would they get horses? They went from East Watch, ain't no horses there

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Im actually curious to know if the majority of casual show watchers understand the three eyed raven storyline at all? I think if I hadn't read the books and was just going off what the show told me i'd be very confused because they've explained almost nothing and all of his powers came out of nowhere. even the first time they went into a vision it wasnt very clear what had happened.

>>86680745
/got/ likes to defend Cogman, but he was the retard behind Stannis' baby jars.

>>86680752
>Girl in the tower has just given birth to the Prince's child
>Letting a bunch of enemy forces in to see him
No.

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>>86680619
Literally any army in Westeros could stop the Dothraki, the Dothraki are shitty overrated, undisciplined horsemen who would get butt fucked by any large set of spearmen with a good head on their shoulders. The main problem is no one alive in Westeros or the world for that matter seems to know any tactics at all, they just zerg rush the whole time, hoping they win.

>>86680868
Every decision in his life was wrong

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So i'm supposed to accept the wights went underwater and wrapped the chains around the dragon to bring him back up?

>>86680923
>/got/ likes to defend Cogman
when the fuck has that ever happened?

>>86679638
Why does "The Others" or "Others in Essos" so spooky

>>86679807
defend what? That he's just standing there looking when he could have easily killed Snow with a Spear >>86679801?

I guess he has chosen him to become the next Night king.

>>86680921
Bran was an apprentice wizard, he had to go north to learn from an ancient master, now he's a full wizard

easy. It's a pretty standard fantasy story

>>86680902
Ignore her

I don't want her orbiter's fury

>>86680900
Balon Swann

>>86680914
They didn't start at fucking east watch.

You telling me Dany couldn't spare 7 horses?

Or he couldn't send a raven to Winterfell and tell them to send horses to eastwatch while they were going by sea?

>>86680902
Promise her to show Bobby the crypts

>>86680923
he was also the reason behind dorne

>>86680914
Do we know there's no horses at all?
Everyone just walks to and from? No horses allowed?
Did Jon walk to East Watch?

>>86680939

Wight mermen, bro

>>86680891
kek

>>86680020
No
Time

>>86680951
S2 and 3.
He's not as bad as D&D so some people said he was good. Also he likes Stannis apparently.

>>86680902
Start a civil war.

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>>86680979
M-more crypts, your grace?

>>86680978
>They didn't start at fucking east watch.

Yes they did you cunt. They arrived by ship and in ep 1 of the season Jon sent the Wildlings there to hold the castle

>>86680619
The Dothraki as a whole don't even make sense.

They're supposed to be great warriors but for the most part lose suffer enormous losses everytime they fight, require outnumbering their opponents 100 to 1 to stand even, and for the most part do nothing but terrorize weak and defenseless sheep herder peasants.

Sounds to me like their status as an invincible horde is just an informed ability, the only thing that makes them strong is apparently the ability to breed like rats. Being utterly displaced into Westeros realistically their numbers should dwindle as they fail to replenish their numbers and their absolute incompetence should be shining through.

>>86679801
Dare we say that ... he is /ourguy/ ? Pol would love this senpai.

-He Sieg Heils while getting ready to to shoot down that faggot dragon that is loved by normies/liberals bcuz hru dur womyn power daenerys yay haha :p !
-He lived in the north, is made of ice, looks white ( Scandinavian IRL therefore Nordic master race)
-He wants to kill all the other subhuman shitskins south of the wall ( andal slavs and other sandniggers from dorne)
-He is called a WIGHT.

WHIGT SUPREMACY!

Isn't this too obvious ? The Night King is Hitler incarnate!

>>86680670
Not sure if bait but
1. Strong winds affect projectiles mid air - and it was storming, wasn't it?
2. I think I remember Drogon flapping his wings to either move his jerk his body away or to flap the projectile from hitting him

In either case, you should rather be asking "does Drogon have a third eye up his asshole or how did he know there was a spear coming his way?"

>>86680745
I really cant fucking stand joanna robinson

>>86680985
>Did Jon walk to East Watch?
wait a sec
kek forget that one
there is no reason to not have horses there

>>86680842
That will make trying to have sex really awkward.

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>>86681009
IS THAT WHAT CRYPTS MEAN?

>>86680174
He did beat the the legendary Karl Tanner from flea bottom

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>>86680900

>>86681049
GODS

>>86680939
Next episode, Euron will literally ask Jun if they can swim and Jun will answer 'no' It's like every episode is a clean slate.

>>86681010
>They arrived by ship
From dragonstone.

Dany brought thousands if not tens of thousands of horses with her when she came to Westeros so the horses can easily be transported by ship.

Think for a second before you post.

>>86681063
One of Craster's daughter-wives stabbed the FOOKIN LEGEND in the back mid fight when jon was disarmed and lying on the floor

>>86680955
The next Night King will be a kid of Dany and Jon. They require a royal blood.

>>86680868
He will win in the end. Just wait.

>>86680930
>>86681016
They're the Mongol horde, we got a glimpse of that during their attack on Jaime but the show usually does a real shit job at showing them fight

>>86680802
you should be directing this at d&d. it's not jaime's fault they don't know what they're doing.

>>86679708
Bulimia

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>>86681049
GET THE CRYPT STRETCHER

wasn't there a comet

what happened to the comet

>>86680847
Dragonslayer
Practice javeline tossing

>>86680868
literally NOTHING

>hurr durr he betrayed Dany
No he didn't. He was originally spying on her, yes. Then he betrayed her ENEMIES in order to SAVE her life. He sacrificed EVERYTHING for her. He could go home, his name was cleansed, he could look his father in the eyes again... ALL that he gave up for HER.

Fucking whore.

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>>86681143
LANCEL FUCKING LANNISTER

When it's episode 7 coming out? Tomorrow?

>>86681010
cunt someone has got to have horses, Dany has armies.
they could have easily taken a few with them or arranged to have them be taken to east watch.
even IF you assume the horse to die at halfway, you still take the fucking horse to save you walking half a trip or more and for extra food.

>>86681104
They smashed themselves to pieces against a pike square of Unsullied under a gate. They aren't anything like the Mongols.

Anyone know where i can read all the script leaks?

>>86680802
Jaime was hysterical, he's just watched Lannister soldiers get literally turned to ash and blow away in the wind

Having 100,000 of those mad fuckers charging you probably didn't help, that's fuck my shit up too

>>86680716
>applying book logic to the show

None of this matters because even if they didn't fuck up characters, their personalities, their backgrounds and motifs up to 11, we only have like what - 7-8 episode left total? They're rushing the shit out of something that should require at least three full seasons (and actually non-retarded, source-material hating bitchboy writers).

>>86681084
>FOOKIN LEGEND required a deus ex machina to be defeated
Impressive.

how many lose ends will there be if the next season is only 6 episodes?

>>86681148

It continued on its way and will return next cycle

>>86680506
>marching south with no chains
>suddenly chains
>LOL U GUYS ARE SO DUMB XD
fuck off

>>86680739
>AUGGGGHHHHH GREY WORM

>>86681104
>mongol horde without bows and 0 armor
yeah dothraki just got sjw brownman plot armor, that's it.

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>>86681143
>>86681162
T-the crypt stretcher, your grace?

>>86680739
>>86680802
>>86680930
>>86681016
t. Butthurt whitebois.

The westerosi fought them and got btfo. And of course a non white is going to be the best fighter in the series. It's only natural

>>86681184
Literally none. They will just kill off characters left and right until only the main handful survive.

No loose ends

>>86681104
Except the Mongols made extensive use of hit and run horse archer tactics and were masters of siege warfare, rallying up infantry troops and siege engineers when needed.

They also wore silk armour covering their entire body.

They didn't just charge into a spearline going AYIYIYIYIYIYIYI

>>86681183
He was a boasting cunt anyway

>>86681162
>>86681143
>>86681009
>>86681049
>>86681216

i want reddit circlejerkers to leave

>>86681088
What would "win" mean for him?

>>86681158
Jorah deserves to ride the dragon at least once. There is a reason he hasn't been killed off yet.

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>>86681211
>without bows

try again racist

>>86681216
IN THE NAME OF YOUR KING

>>86681174
for the next episode or season 8?

>>86679807
the invasion of the Free Folk's village was planned, he took the time grooming himself.

>>86681216
YES THE CRYPT STRETCHER

BRING ME THE CRYPT STREETCHEEEEEER

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>>86680034

SHUT UP ITS MAGIIIIC SHOW HAS DRAGONS AND ZOMBIES DUUURRR

>>86681081
>steppe horses from Essos
>living in hot climates for their entire lives
>surviving arctic conditions without being properly trained/bred for the task

You realize those horses would fucking die the moment they entered the wall? Animals aren't as flexible as humans are when it comes to extreme climate conditions.

Think before you post.

>>86681218
Reminder that the only ONLY fight we ever saw Drogo partake in saw him dead.

>>86681273
Both my dude

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modern day

>>86681173
If you're talking about Qohor it's mentioned that they wouldn't normally do that, but the Khal felt that they could make a show of it by overwhelming what they initially thought to be an easily broken enemy force. After he and his commanders died things went to shit.

Who decided Dany was going to be called Stormborn?

Or is that just assumed if you're born during a storm?

>>86681266
>fire one or two arrows while charging into a melee

Dothraki are retards only capable of victory thanks to plot armour. I doubt any of them is capable of the Parthian shot.

God I love Bobby posting.

new >>86681367

new >>86681367

new >>86681367

>>86681354
>I doubt any of them is capable of the Parthian shot.
you think I'm going to look that up, don't you
well I'm not

>>86681362
GODS

>>86680868
not dying honorably for ned