/got/ general

first for Stannis is back tonite

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>>85647401
Fucking targs are all shits n need to be hammered.

Azor Euron

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Why don't we get more peasant POVs? I'm so sick of the show just following the nobles. It's just reinforcing some stupid great man theory of history

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what is her plan

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>tfw Best Girl

>>85647474
b/c peasants are on the whole a bunch of uneducated retards?

>>85647482
to stop listing to smart men and become a dragon

>>85647474
>be peasant
>get killed and your house gets burned down and your female members of the family get raped

>be peasant
>die of famine

>be peasant
>die of a random infection

>be peasant
>random soldiers passing by kill you for fun

>>85647501
>tfw Best Whale

ftfy

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Who will you be watching the episode with, /got/?

>>85647482
why is the merman man there?

>>85646765
>get cucked by Prince Chad
>Jaime hands you Westeros after he kills the king and sits on the throne
>get cucked by your wife's brother while you run the continent into the ground
>three Lannister children get your name and one takes the throne

>>85647560
/tv/, who else?

Its the only way to find the show remotely entertaining

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>me on the right

How jelly are you? its ok, you can confess how jelly you are

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>yfw all the leaks are a ruse and Petyr Banelish wins the Game of Thronesh

>>85647654
>CHAOSH INTENSIFIES

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>>85647624
emilia thread?

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>>85647654
>all the leaks

>>85647600
>while you run the continent into the ground
The realm was absolutely fine during Robert's reign after the failed Greyjoy Rebellion, the Lannisters are the ones who fuck it up completely

>>85647600
>your best friend harbours a Targ and knowingly restarts the Dynasty

Baratheons eternally BTFO

>tfw 3 more empowered women die tonight
>tfw the surviving one is in for a bit of implied rape
How do they keep getting away with it?

>>85647684
Some of them are not correct or in the wrong episode though.

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Reminder next episode

>>85647706
>Bankrupt the realm
>fine
Kek

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episode 4 detailed description show be out every moment
https://www.reddit.com/r/freefolk/comments/6qa3r2/episode_4_tomorrow/

>>85647764
>or in the wrong episode though.
those leaks are from June 2016, they have to be completely retarded to not switch things up by now

>>85647684
"leaks"

literally just all the most plausible fan theories in a list that is out of order.

>>85647787
*should be out

>>85647867
>they have to be completely retarded
hmmm

>>85647879
>being this retarded
Make one for season 8 then. You have to have 95% accuracy

>>85647775
>having to borrow money
>having more than half the realm in open rebellion

Wtf I love Joffrey and Tommen's reigns now

>>85647787
>/freefolk/
I heard that reddit was pretty cringe, but I had no idea how much until I visited that sub. It's impossible to put into words.

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>>85647683
every thread is an Emilia thread

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>tfw shes going to die tonight
hold me senpai

>>85647940
It's okay anon, she'll live on in your heart.

>>85647940
Only if you believe in "leaks"

by that point you are retarded as shit

>>85647935
That can't be Emilia, her eyebrows barely moved

>>85647940
>>85647963
>yfw bronn saves her from the black cells before she is executed because he needs the bad pusi

>>85647986
this

body double

>>85647940
I'll hold her bad poosay

>>85647969
Why have the leaks been mostly right if they're retarded?

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https://twitter.com/GameOfThrones/status/891675508357726208

Based Jaime

Are there any streams of GoT when it airs? I'm considering staying up until 2am to watch it

>>85647914
>Joffreys reign was on chaos because Baratheons fucked everything being cuckolds.

>didnt immedietly put Tywin, Jaime and Pycelle to the sword for treason
>Unironically married their daughter instead

Why would he Trust someone who just sacked the past King under disguise of a friend

>>85647424

I believe. R'hollor hungers amirite?

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>>85648051

>>85648051
That's one beautiful horse. Is that a weird thing notice? Like, that pristine as fuck horse makes Jaime look like a disheveled homeless person.

New drinking game. Every time a YASSSS QUEEN SLAY moment happens, take a drink.

>>85648051
How did the armor department degrade this hard?

>>85648122
>tfw passed out after 15 minutes

>>85648122
It's gonna be a pretty dry episode senpai. Sadly, probably the last one in the season.

>>85648116
Nah dude, it was what a peak condition horse looks like. It's not weird to notice something like that. It's like looking at a lion with a thick, glorious dark mane and saying "That's a beautiful lion."

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More emilia please

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I will MARRY Emilia Clarke!

Why doesnt Jaime wear Kingsgaurd armour anymore? Is Gregor literally the only Kingsgaurd left?

>>85648213
Jaime isn't in the Kingsguard anymore

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>mfw the only evidence Asharafags have for their theory is that Ned danced with her at Harrenhal and the word of a boy who was a baby when Jon was also a baby

>>85648207

Give 3d holograms and robowives a few years and you are probably right.

>>85647654
If that were to happen the YAAAAAS QUEEEN SLAYYYY fanbase would riot in the street and attempt to spam DnD with hate mail like they did when the "rape" scene happened.

DnD need their shekels

>>85648231
>Danyautist is also a R+L = J autist
Big shock

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what did she mean by this?

>>85648170

Well this drinking game can be played every episode. We'll also have Jon meeting Daenerys, which will likely contain a few quips worthy of Whedon.

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bully

>>85648299
Doubt she'll be able to keep it up when she hears that she lost her entire fleet, two kingdoms, and most of her council.

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Theon

>>85648277
I'm honestly surprised they don't have him in high heels for his scenes with Sansa. Jon is their only "le male sex symbol" for the entire show now, so you'd think they wouldn't want women to get disgusted by shots of Salsa towering over him.

Oh well at least they're lucky he's a centimeter taller than Dany.

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>>85648164
Half way through the show you'd be dead from chronic alcohol poisoning

>>85647913
Most of these are confirmed already because they were leaked during casting/filming.

When the next seasons starts filming the same thing will happen.

It's easy to piece together theories like this when you have drone footage of a scene being filmed.

Can somebody post the predictions that apparently GRRM said he would include? I know one of them was that one of danys dragons die and turn into an ice dragon

>>85648371
it wouldn't be chronic, just regular alcohol poisoning

>>85648390
still waiting for your contribution

>>85648322
>>85648355
I'd bully the fuck out of his prostate.

>>85648396
why would it need to die when the ice dragon was already seen last season?

>>85648396
DnD say Shireen is going to get burned in the book.

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>>85648055
https://www.reddit.com/r/GoTlinks/comments/6qi8qy/live_stream_guide_73017/
first link is the best quality. but it takes few minutes to load sometimes. so start it at least 5 min before the show.

>>85648269
not that anon, but if you don't believe in it you're seriously retarded

>>85648184

>>85647684
By the way, Jon wouldn't be named Aegon. Rhaegar already had a son named Aegon.

>>85648406
Would if you kept drinking yourself to death, over, and over, after every SLAY GURLLLL scene happened.

>>85648459
>not naming both your son Aegon in case you forget the other one's name

you're not playing 5d chess

>>85647624
so fucking much, lucky bastard...by the way, her voice is so hot, she need to voice dubbing something. "Chewie noooo"

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>>85648459
>implying D&D didnt forget about that useless information

>tfw had to solve like 20 captchas

>>85648459
>not fulfilling the prophecy
he has to be named aegon

>>85648344

It doesn't just apply to Dany, but also any time some woman makes a snarky remark and "puts down" a man. The Mormont girl, Sansa, Arya, Cersei - they all can have their YASSS QUEEN moments.

>>85648522
>every father names every son Aegon in Westeros
>SEE? THE PROPHECY WORKED

>>85648459
>implying raeghar has another son in the showverse

>>85647474
As it turns out, people with political power influence things a lot more. Reinforcing great man theory would be if a random peasant changed the fate of the continent against all odds.

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>>85648518
>not using legacy captcha

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>>85647654
The leaks are a ruse to hide the big reveal in the finale.

>>85648518
Stop using the picture captchas, those things are buggy pieces of shit. Easier to just hammer in 2 words that deal with that hiroshimas bullshit

You are given control over the show for the last season. You can continue the story as you please, but can't retcon, change established stuff even if it's dumb af. Also you jave to keep certain consistency, you can't relegate Daenerys to a comic relief support character etc. You have to make it so that test audiences like it. How do you save GoT?

Remider of s7 story

>LF gets exposed and killed by surviving Ned children in front of knights of vale and northerners
>Jon is Aegon and he fucks Dany who spent suspicious amount of time talking about her infertility
>every major player met with Jon in dragon pit where he shows the wights
>jaime joins forces in north but DROPS cersei who thretens him with the mountain
>every major character from dorne and reach is dead
>euron pretends to go back to iron isles to wait since wights cant swim, but in fact he's going to essos for golden company
>theon gets his shit together and gathers rescue mission for yara
>sam and bran know about jon's parentage, jon doesn not
>viserion is ded, nk is riding him
>wall apparently has no magic sigils or anything, its melted by unded viserion at eastwatch
>beric and toramund barely escape
>cersei probably/maybe has a miscarriage
>daario might be with golden company (yeah its out of my own ass, but thats something they would do)

>>85648522

No he doesn't. That's just Rhaegar thinking that Aegon would be a cool name for the prince that was promised. There's nothing saying he has to have that name and he already gave that name to the baby who (maybe) was killed by the Mountain. If he named his second son Aegon as well he's just retarded. The baby could have even just been called 'Jon' after Jon Connington.

>>85648584
there is only space for khaleesi and john now

>>85648584
>Varys kills Dany outtanowhere
>Aegon enters the scene
>"Shall we begin?"

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

>>85648443
>ywn be a Chad
>ywn DP Prime Emilia while high-fiving your bro

Why even live?

>>85648435
There's more than one ice dragon. Ice dragons roam the shivering sea and there is one in the North Grove.

I don't know if ice dragons are the same thing as a wight dragon raised by the night king, though

>>85648443
>Not that anon
>Also a Danyautist
Lmfao

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>Who /foreigninvasion/ here

Also did she unironically not know Theon doesnt have a dick? She sure seemed like she wanted a Greyjoy threesome

>>85648601
bring back Stannis

>>85648656
THE NORTH GROVE MUST NEVER BE LOST

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AND HARRENHAL

>>85648601
>You are given control over the show for the last season.
I cancel the show with no survivors

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>>85647401
SLAAAAYYYYYYYYYY QUEEEEEN

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>>85648584
BLACKFYYRE PRETENDER FUCKING SHITS OUTTA MUH THREAD

>>85648681
Usurper is dead, bury him.

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>>85648653
DELETE THIS. Emilia is pure. PURE

>>85648697
AY SHUPPOSHE THAT'SH AWF THA TABEL ASH WALL

>>85648697
AND SHANSHA I SHABBOSHE ISH OFF THE LADDAH ASH WELL

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>>85648714

>>85648601
jon cums in her pusy?

>>85648601
Cancel it and use the Season 8 budget to make a sequel to Rome using the same writers and directors.

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>>85648756
i heard she was dating that guy on the left
why does she have such shit taste in men?

>>85648575
Ew, why would you do that to yourself?

>>85648390
Stop, anon. You got roasted hard. Gtfo already

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>>85648795
>pusy

Post your favorite scene from any season

>>85648918
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTxjGUh5oOM

>>85648728
Shut the fuck up, kinslaying bastard.

>>85648856
So you don't have to the fucking pictures 20 times over for five minutes for the sake of a fucking shitpost?

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>Reminder that Barristan cut down multiple men on his way out of Westeros
>Reminder that he got BTFO by some dagger weilding shitskins

Easteros > Westeros

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>>85648843 (Me)
some random redditor told me so, so it's not certain
hope he was just friend

>>85648918
pic random scene from season 1

it doesn't matter which

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>>85648843
>ywn be her bf


i love her so much bros, how can i deal with it

>>85648957
AHHH SAVE ME GREY WORM

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>>85648957

>Says Tullys are the best house.
>Hates Sansa

Ed is dead in a dungeon, Sansa is the last Tully.

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>tfw some Chad extra on set broke her 14 year old slit in backstage in full costume

>>85649012
>who is Bran

>>85649052
A Targaryen.

It is known.

>>85648918
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74Ao1ltSy64

>>85648957
Fuck Barristan tbqh

He could have stuck up for Stark when Cersei ignored the late Kings will. He could have kill everyone in the throne room when he got thrown out of the Kingsguard. He's a beta, deserving of a shitty death

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>>85648956
>You

>>85648728

Targaryens were much more interesting in Duncan's time than they are now.

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>>85648775
True.

>>85649052
His dick don't work. Sansa is all the Tullys have.

>>85649081
>seleccionar archivo
hahahahaa, a fucking spic

hispachan is that way buddy >>>/r/eddit

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Why did they have to make her so fugly in the show?

>>85649081
Based Lucha Anon

>>85649137
Yara =/= Asha

>>85649137
Asha was never pretty

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>>85648918
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YL9_w1yNCSc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Rlflp7s66s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKB0ogglzGQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahB1hoPP4lQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0e8r4bQF4GU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6IUvY2eJzY

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>tfw it's been days since i was able to find photo of emilia that i've never seen before
i think i'm obsessed

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>>85648795
gib pusy pls

>>85648957
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pozI5n6A_Io

>>85648957

As shitty as his death was, at least he managed to take out 14 people. I still don't know why he has no armour.

>>85649137
Because the ironborn women are ugly as shit in general

>>85649000
>Barristan never got a suit of armor on the show once he joined Dany
Sad.

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>>85649128
Wow you sure showed me, faggot

>>85649215

Meant to post the scene in response to this >>85648918

>>85649194
Wow you're such a giant pussy pls kys.

>>85649233
>be queensguard in a city that's basically in a state of war
>yeah lemme not wear any armor real quicc...

>>85648965
>>85647624
>>85648443
>>85648843
Delete all of these. Emilia is literally a kissless virgin. she is saving herself for marriage, shes literally never even hugged a boy, She is PURE

>>85649243
Don't use the f word please

How are Dany's dragons going to reproduce when they're all male?

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>>85649137
>Asha will never capture you and claim you as salt husband
>Asha will never bully you every day for being weak greenlander

Talissa was a spy but those cowards dropped it

>>85649263
Don't be mean please

>>85649287
>sexless sci-fi beasts from alien tech
>male

>>85649287
Dragons change gender.
>yfw Drogon become the little girl

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>>85649263
that's rude

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>>85649272
>>85649272

>>85648697
AND THE IRON THRONE, I SHUBOZE THATS OFF THE MENU ASWELL?

>>85649215
>Jorah, Greyworm and Daario are able to singlehandily sack the city if Mareen.
>Barristan and a couple Unsullied cant even beat back a few dagger faggots with Barristan dying

But yeah, atleast he killed 14 guys. LMAOing hard @ Barry Stan

>>85649272
She's literally going to have sex on the show lmao

CHECK MARTINS BLOG, WOW RELEASE ANNOUNCED

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Would dragons be better in the GoT universe if they could talk?

>>85649287

Dragons aren't constantly male or female. One moment they're male, the next they can be female. That's why the "prince that was promised" could also be a woman; translated with the context of dragons it's not strictly "prince". This was left out of the show, however, and instead we got the idea that Valyrian just has no genders at all.

Admittedly GRRM isn't a linguist, unlike Tolkien, so he doesn't say much about what the literal translation of that word would be.

>>85649415
no because that's retarded and unrealistic

>>85649415
never understood this meme

dragons are beasts, not people

why should they talk?

>>85649439
But dragons are realistic?

>>85649039
Why do you assume that all women are sluts?

>>85649413
u bamboozlin me m8?

>>85649476
beasts aren't dangerous

>>85649490
Yes

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Can someone post virgin walk please.

Here is a nice pic in return

>>85649487
except for flying lizard part they are.
animals talking is cartoon/LOTR type of shit

>>85649546
Who is that man? What is wrong with his face?

>>85649548
Except for the size and the firebreathing part too

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i want emilia to adopt me.
what do i do lads?

>>85649521
tell that to the thousand men killed by Robb's direwolf

>>85649598
Do you want a quick rundown, or an extended one?

>>85649598
Let me give you a quick rundown.

-Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs
-In contact with aliens
-Possess psychic-like abilities
-Control france with an iron but fair fist
-Own castles & banks globally
-Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
-Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
-Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
-First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
-both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
-Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
-They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
-You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
-The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
-They learned fluent French in under a week
-Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
-The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
-In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings.

>>85649546
it's literally in previous thread

>>85649272
someone post the gif of Chad Drogo buttfucking her and shut this faggot up

>>85649634
An extended rundown sounds good

>>85649525
I asked why not if you.

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>>85649546
There you go

>>85647624
>ywn hug her, touch her skin at her prime
>she will gets older and older as you >never have a chance for anything
>why live, so fucking whyyyyyy

>>85649621
>thousands
uhu

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>>85649233
>I am an old man, an old knight, and I have seen more battles than most of you have years. Nothing is more terrible upon this earth, nothing more glorious, nothing more absurd. You may retch. You will not be the first. You may drop your sword, your shield, your lance. Others have done the same. Pick it up and go on fighting. You may foul your breeches. I did, in my first battle. No one will care. >All battlefields smell of shit.
You may cry out for your mother, pray to gods you thought you had forgotten, howl obscenities that you never dreamed could pass your lips. All this has happened too.
>Some men die in every battle. More survive. East or West, in every inn and winesink you will find greybeards endlessly refighting the wars of their youth. They survived their battles. So may you.
This you can be certain of: the foe you see before you is just another man, and like as not he is as frightened as you. Hate him if you must, love him if you can, but lift your sword and bring it down, then ride on. Above all else, keep moving. We are too few to win the battle. We ride to make chaos, to buy the Unsullied time enough to make their spear wall. >We ride for that dawn, the red dawn, the dragon's dawn!"

>>85649697
>>85649697
Is he going to do the chad stride next ep, now he's no longer a virgin?

>yfw this was actually masterful foreshadowing by D&D

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>mfw all the good men have died and it's just cockless nu-males and women left

Euron is not a man. He's another monster like Ramsay.

>>85649730
How did you fuck up greentexting something this badly

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>>85649721
i don't care.
i just want her to be happy

is everyone excited for a non-shit episode

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>>85648775

>>85649807
lole

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>>85649777
i dont know anon

>>85649774
If Stannis was a good man, he wouldn't have killed his brother. He wouldn't have burnt his daughter. He wouldn't have followed a foreign religion and burnt members of the one true faith

>stannisfags can't argue against this

>>85649697
Thanks mate

>>85649838
>the one true faith
Stannis didn't burn any followers of the old gods

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Gas the maesters, field of fire now!

I liked this show up until season 4 ended. Now it just feels like eating a big bowl of pasta, gravy and skittles, and every week a guy dumps more pasta, gravy and skittles into the bowl and I have to eat it.

>>85649640
This is incredible. I wonder why I have not heard of the bogdanoffs? Is their presence being suppressed in the msm?

>>85649911
>confusing the iron bank with the maesters

Imagine being such a showfag you think the maesters are the jews

>>85649956
>calls someone a showfag
>when they post an image about an event that is only ever referenced in the books
Hmm

>>85648394
What, prove the validity of yourself

What kino transition are we going to get in today's episode?

>>85649911
>Maesters trying to drive out Westeros' foreign pagan overlords
What's the problem again?

>>85649991
shitting into eating

the virgin walk is such bullshit. I have most of the symptoms(except the posture) but I'm not a virgin

kys you guys

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>>85649838
>buncha eastern gobbly gook about stars or some shit
>one true faith
What did the southron fucking shits mean by this?

>>85650019
that's exactly what a virgin would say

>>85650019
>kiss you guys
You're a virgin and a faggot

>>85649893
>>85650026
>the old gods
>not a bunch of eastern gobbly gook

Actually, it's not even that because there is no theology at all beyond muh trees

>>85650019
>.t virgin with bad posture

>>85647501
Post more pics showing her big arms

Still a little confused about the whole white walker thing. So there's "white walkers" which are a race who will kill you and turn you into a "wight". The white walkers and white king command the wights using some undead sorcery magic. Can wights only be killed with magic/dragon stone/valarian steel or is that just white walkers? Any details I missed or I'm wrong about?

>>85650019
come on man, stop being a virgin

>>85650019
>I'm not a virgin
what kind of person goes on the internet and tells lies

>>85649697
He's just stretching his neck. What's wrong with you people, are you manlets with no necks?

>>85650091
t. Grey Worm

>>85650091
necklets, if you will

>>85650064
>>the old gods
>>not a bunch of eastern gobbly gook
It's literally the first religion on the continent you fuckin idiot. The First Men got it from the Children of the Forest, and it was the only religion until the Andals showed up.

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>>85647424
FURY BURNS

>>85650137
I was talking more in spirit than in facts you autist

Now go pray to your tree

>>85649980
sorry
>wikifags thinking they know shit because they saw someone else post an image, saved it and now use a wikipedia article to backup their claims

>>85650081

Wights only get killed by burning as far as I know. White walkers/Others get killed by obsidian and Valyrian steel. When they've walked near fires, such as burning buildings or the barrier set up by the Children of the Forest, the fires were put out. No idea if dragon fire would be any better, but it would certainly destroy the wights.

>>85650209
BURN BABY BURN

DISCO BARANTHEO

>>85650081
The White Walkers are actually named "The Others". They are magic and can only be killed by Valyrian steel, Dragon Glass, and possibly dragon fire.

They raise the dead wights/zombies. The zombies can be killed by regular fire. If you don't burn them they just keep coming. If you chop of an arm the arm will keep trying to attack you, etc.

>3 main characters are eunuchs
>Arya and Daenerys are mary sues
>Every leader is a woman
>All good male characters have been killed off
>Every man is a nu male subservient cuck
Why do you still watch this garbage?

>>85648697
YOUR SHISHTA, SHHE REMINDSH ME SHO MUSH OF UR MODDER KEKLYN

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>>85650229
>in spirit
>call something Eastern, be wrong
>"heh whatever autist"

Reminder that Aerys wasn't mad and what he did was for the good of the realm

>>85648144
A bunch of slavs stole all the armor sets.

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>Game of Thrones star to appear in new play "Five Times in One Night"
>‘It’s going to be sexy,’ Sharrock [director] declared. ‘It just examines men and women, and all the mysteries that are always there and will always be there.
>next year
>in london
i must go. it's my only chance to see emilia! how hard is it to get tickets for this type of things? (i don't live in england)
yes, i've never been to theatre before.
yes, i know it's boring. i don't care

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>>85650277
Why are Andals so autistic?

>>85650328
They don't let autists get too close to famous people

>>85650277
It's eastern in the fact that it's made up nonsense with no theology. It being the oldest on the continent doesn't make it the one true faith

Is it the official religion of the realm, with it's key place of worship in the capital? I didn't fucking think so you tree loving eastern northman

>>85650355
>Is it the official religion of the realm
yes
>with it's key place of worship in the capital
yes

>>85650345
well i can see her on stage.
and usually they allow you to be at the entrance if you have tickets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoJiBVYfs1I

>>85650332
I was always confused as to why the Dothraki called Jorah "Jorah the Andal". Are the Mormonts not northerners?
>>85650355
>It's eastern in the fact that it's made up nonsense with no theology.
That's not what the word eastern means
>It being the oldest on the continent doesn't make it the one true faith
It certainly makes it not eastern if it's the oldest religion on the WESTERN continent, you dip

Reminder that the first men who converted were major cucks. The real religion of the first men is very clearly the Drowned God religion. That's why the First Men went from all-conquering chads to getting fucked in their assholes by the Andals and then the Valyrians.

>>85650328
Depends where it is and when you see it obviously, but no matter what it'll be quite a bit more than any cinema tickets.
Also obviously if you don't live here you'll need to get a flight, and hotels in London aren't cheap either.
All in all, not worth it.

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post yfw you realize "neices" is on purpose as a hint at Jaime's dyslexia

>>85650328
Shouldn't be too hard just book online well in advance to get the best prices, and make sure you're there the day before in case something goes wrong with your travel.
Now why you would ever want to watch Emilia acting is another thing altogether.

>>85650435
Dothraki are just illiterate horse fuckers who've never been beyond the sea before, so as far as they know everyone across the Narrow Sea is an Andal.

>>85650435
>why the Dothraki called Jorah "Jorah the Andal"
The actual reason is the Dothraki only know the Andals, they assume ALL Westerosi are Andals because they never encountered the First Men.

>>85650487
>putting your sigil over the words

Bravo

>>85650435
Mormonts are first men, yeah, but the dothraki don't know any better due to general ignorance

>>85650435
It's like how people say Anglo when they just mean White/ European.
Dothraki live so far from Westeros it all blurs together a little for them.
Nice little touch of worldbuilding from George I think.

>first men
>men

Excuse me boys but is this word also used in a gender neutral way?

>>85650557
>literally 3 months by boat
>so far from Westeros
lmaoing at your life, m8

>>85650137
>only religion on westeros before the andals
>forgetting the iron isles

>>85650583
What's the origin of the iron islanders?

>>85650580
No, there were no women on Westeros until the Andals showed up

>>85650633
They're first men.

>>85648601
>varys secretly has allegiance to some other house
>show this to viewer
>time goes by, viewer know Varys is a traitor, Dany doesntt
>varys Poisons her
>shes dead
>jaime kills Cersei
>Euron Kills Jaime
>sansa Tries to kill Littlefinger
>instead Gets Killed
>whitewalkers invade And dany, Sansa, cersei, And Jaime Are Dead

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tfw Jaime literally did nothing wrong

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>>85650636
Yeah, the First Men just had children with the children of the forest until the Andals invaded. They left Essos to get away from their women.

>>85650582
Can I go one day without a little autistic reddit kiddie trying to pick apart my posts?
No one thinks you're cool y'know.

>>85650724
>You will never be a swarthy First Man fucking tight Forest pussy all day
Feels bad man

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>>85650724
>tfw no smol brown forest qt gf

>>85650781
Leaf dying was a mistake.

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>>85649838

any brit know what time the episode gets uploaded to nowtv?

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>>85650332
>>85647768
>being this wrong

reminder the Targ meme crew literally trade a dragon for a wight this season and normies will still consider them the good guys somehow

>>85650739
look at this triggered snowflake

lmao

>>85650724
>>85650724
So are all the CoTF female?

>>85650721
Except killing his King, getting his sister pregnant 3 times while she was married, letting his brother who killed his father escape and swear vengance upon him and the rest of his family.

Want to rethink your position?

>>85650858
Canonically, no. They just breed slow and by the show all the guys were dead. Raven's harem was all that remained

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/ourguy/ is about to marry a MILF

>>85650831
shit meme.

Top houses should be Dayne, Blackfyre, Stannis, Celtigar and Velaryon. Special mention for Aegon.

>>85650855
shut up nigger

>>85650910
He's marrying Olena?

>>85650855
dumb reddit posters

leaving the summer islanders alive was a mistake. Westeros should have exterminated their nigger asses.

>>85650913
You forgot House Thenn

>>85650858
Yeah. The comic designs were approved by George R.R. Martin, independently of the show. They might be sexless.

>>85647401
jorah the fedoras wife would rather join a harem then be with him. has her new lover threaten him with slavery because he's a broke faggot so is exiled once again

How many hours till the third episode?

>>85650994
Good shout, they are also top tier.

>>85651055
7 hours

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>>85648364
>my mom watches some scene with Jon and Sansa from s6
>'god, he's so small'

>>85650739
>Can I go one day without a little autistic reddit kiddie trying to pick apart my posts?
Where do you think you are? This is Reddit.

>>85651088
S E V E N
E
V
E
N

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>>85650892
>killing the king who wanted to burn the city in wildfire
>making children with the woman he loves
>helping his innocent brother escape his execution

>bad

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>>85650855
fuck off there then you dumn cunt

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>>85651116
NO MANLET SHAMING

>>85648364
>forgetting about Jamie

He's always been the hottest guy on the show

Why does Dany treat Jorah like poopoocaca?

>>85648277
How tall is Salsa?

>>85651180
because he is the pee pee poo poo character.

the show is subtly trying to tell their men to stop being like him, stop being a fucking beta

>>85650809
Typical Stannis sophistry

He even realizes he's in the wrong when Brienne comes to kill him hence 'do your duty'

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>>85651180
No one respects cucks

>>85649838
>imma be king ayy lmao
>fuck yo law of succession
>hey big bro imma kill you in battle
>pshh nothing personal aight?
>its not like you ate boots just to keep me alive in a siege

Renly gets what was coming to him.

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Maester Pycelle once served the Empire as a general in his younger days before serving the Lannisters.

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>>85651180
exiled from the north, exiled from lys, exiled from mereen. broke as fuck. sells slaves, threatened with slavery, becomes a slave.

wife would rather join a harem then put up with his fedora ways

>>85651238
and his daughter? And all the innoncent men who supported him who get burned for having the 'wrong' religion? Let's not forget who also cheated on his wife.
l

>>85651189
>Height: 5' 9" (1,75 m)

YO DAWG, HIT ME WITH DEM SPOILERS.

>>85651255
*farts*

>>85651302
That's it, she looks like 6'2 next to everyone else in that image...

How tall is Jon?

>>85650913
Ma nigga

If these leaks are true there is no reason to watch GOT anymore. Stannis was meant to win in the end and if they take littlefinger too it will be boring af

>>85651281
all of that is show fanfiction that never happened in the epic books

also there is nothing wrong with cheating. Ned did it.

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>>85651116
When will they learn?

>>85649838
>He wouldn't have burnt his daughter
Literally just some shit D&D made up at the last minute because they wanted Ramsay-sue to succeed and were frustrated that the audience like Stannis more than Emilia Clarke.

>>85651411
stay mad, this is a woman's show

>>85651414
>>85651463
>muh headcanon

Sure, Stannis is the greatest man and king ever if you just ignore anything about the man and create your own ideal one

>>85651520
>if you just ignore the show
Indeed.

>>5651570
>>5651570

requesting "local tully ruins everything" meme

>>85651414
It did. Stannis burns Sunglasses and Rambtons for defending the Sept on Dragonstone.

>>85651255
Is he dead or not? I genuinely don't remember.

>>85651613
he got birded

>>8565680

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>>85651217
>addresses her as khaleesi in the letter instead of her actual name because the audience is too stupid to know who daenerys is

>>85651570
>>85651570

>>85651212
It was sarcasm, she said that Renly was her king

>>85648462
You only drink yourself to death once.

>>85651281
>Daughter burned
Dabid's insipid bashfic. Stannis outright ordered his men to fight for Shireen's claim to the throne in the event of his death.
>Men burned for having different religion
More of Dabid's fanfiction
>"Half my army is made up of unbelievers. I will have no burnings. Pray harder."
He only burned cannibals, a Wildling king and a traitor who tried to sell Shireen to the Lannisters.

>>85648364
kit is beautiful he doesn't need the extra height