NO EATING IN THE CONFERENCE ROOM, CHAD edition.
https://pastebin.com/4zF1PBay/
Meanwhile >>85585324
HELLO?!
First for our brother in chains
windom was a man hoe
>>85596864
What's with the pins and the tie?
Sheryl Lee is talented, sweet, kind, CUTE and endowed with a very pleasant voice!!
>dirty bearded men in a room
what did he mean by this?
>>85596988
That /tpg/ is canon
Reminder Fire Walk With Me has one of the greatest openings/theme songs in all of cinema.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SFHfQ-iEdY
>>85597044
DOuge i become drapery
just realized, what did the letters under the girls finger nails spell out in the end?
>>85597136
RBT
ROBERT as in ROBERTSON or BOB
>>85596864
What kind of ending will Chad get?
Will Richard kill him because he is useless?
Will the other deputy hit him with his new car?
Will Lucy beat him to death with a golden shovel, ruining her new chair?
>>85597178
wow that is dumb, is that the legit explanation? Also does anyone think we will actually see Chet Desmond again?
anyone seen On the air?
>>85596925
Who is this fuck!
>>85597244
Dunno but his favorite beer is Heineken
>>85597285
Heineken! Fuck that shit! Pabst blue ribbon!
>>85597034
FROM PURE AIR
>>85597221
CUTE
>>85596980
Windom Earle is inquestionably the best part of season two, simply because what enshrouds the Deleuzian representation of negation in “The Black Lodge” is by nature (W)indom (E)arle. We, the pure ample aspiration, the capital v-Viewer are held fantastically in a grip of pleasure as "solicitude", certainty as “knowingness” and “The Black Lodge” as ontological blockchain/godhead. TMFAP is absolute fact in opposition but the baroque villainy of WE's (and any Lovecraftian) the same sin to die “now” as on the path to Madness. The conditional “It” (DC) creates nothing in response, Earle's own humanity is reflected in his oeuvre of disguise-personalities. (performed) To WE (& the normative Cooper &Briggs) the Implacability of unsure sentiment is Earle’s selfenforcing principle, pleasure--simplicity. In Palmer, the reprised intelligences move towards psychosomatic transgression. WE's sickness is symptom & myth unlike the Palmer daughter his active agent is not important, but “normal” and yet pronouncedly considerable as such, bidding. “We a the, of not can he.” The subject of Earle is in an undiluted terrace viewed viewers become wrote wonders, noting nothing Indian anyhow in the Black Lodge (negation).
Then, there’s Earle, the something coupling with Lodge entities, (call it “force”, of what? of course: illusion. – by since And because of supremacy In ALL perceptions, (rare & cloistered the issue may be) what we then Now view as reality, IS,) [in WE's] subjection a full picture. In an open letter to Kenneth Welsh “Windom Earle” one asks to which if not to want introduction (Mark Frost) gigantic of up wrote run life, (MF) introduction, revelation, dreams, & value system, (MF,MF,DL,MF) ie. AS Windom Earle hAS in the Black Lodge. (the rudimentary transition in S2 of Windom A into form Windom B.) Perhaps to “comfyfags“ will greet these upon death, a paradoxical death for those who existence infects.
>>85597209
How is that dumb?
Also the O in Ronette's fingernail
>>85596925
original scene was never conceived as cooper trapped in another dimension for 25 years and was supposed to actually be some weird shit that happened 25 years after BOB's death. So the badges are probably to do with ranks Cooper had attained in 25 years of service.
Did we ever get disclosure about this Buenos Aires box is? I thought I had a pretty good sense of what's going on, until I remembered a couple of things that literally made 0 sense, including this.
>>85597221
BLINKY WATTS IS NOT BLIND
>>85597524
Probably something to do with Jeffries. We'll get more info later I imagine.
>>85597524
Hopefully we see this again, that box was cool. I'm fine with no explanation, though.
C-C-COOPER WILL BE BACK BY EPISODE 7 GUYS
STOP BEING CONTRARIANS, HE'LL BE BACK BY EPISODE 7 OR MAYBE EPISODE 8 AT THE LATEST
>>85597643
He did come back in ep8 though. If you haven't noticed you have no attention to detail.
Hint: It's in the smoke.
>>85597677
Hint: fuck off reddit theoryfag
>>85597705
Fuck off dumb cheeseposter who's only in this general to be aggressive or shitpost. I bet you post that fucking CUTE sheryl lee shit.
>>85597209
you are dumb lol
>>85597643
Part 1 & 2 - Episode 1
Part 3 & 4 - Episode 2
Part 5 & 6 - Episode 3
Part 7 & 8 - Episode 4
Part 9 & 10 - Episode 5
Part 11 & 12 - Episode 6
Part 13 & 14 - Episode 7
Part 15 & 16 - Episode 8
Part 17 & 18 - Episode 9
Maybe you are right.
>>85597734
due to not being reddit filth i am actually able to discuss media in a way that doesn't involve autistic theoryposting shit...
maybe watch rick and morty if you want to play guess who with your television.....
I honestly feel this season would benefeit by airing all the episodes at once, but I guess I see why Lynch didnt
>>85597776
why are these threads so shit? oh wait, it's because of this guy and his friends
>>85597771
this
>>85597808
It would be better in the sense that we would know what happens more easily that way but I agree with a lot of other people that I like discussing the episodes weekly and you can't do that if all the episodes were released at once.
>>85597823
dude lol diane is a doppleganger from da black lodge!! david lynch's work is all about everything being part of an ordered system with distinct rules so you can logically deduce things that happened offscreen or will happen in the future!! im totally not writing fanfiction here, this will definitely happen in the show!! im totally not a complete fucking retard!!
>cooper gets back to twin peaks
>has some of jerrys weed
>the weed reactivates his brain
>he goes into woods and back into black lodge for final showdown with mr c
>oh no he got trapped in that black and white bit and its that scene with him and the giant again (p.s. this is the white lodge!!)
>the end
>>85597808
Maybe if it was on Netflicks. Binge watching it all at once isn't always the best way to take it all in either.
>>85597900
t. cheeseposter
>>85597734
sherylposters are best posters
>>85597924
If it was on netflix faggots would be all over it
>>85598014
And idiots would watch the ending first and spoil it for everyone.
>>85597924
Twin Peaks is the kind of show that needs to be binged... At least the first 2 seasons. It;s not that complicated.
>jerry smokes 1 million bowls and transcends to higher dimension
>there waiting for him is... DAVID BOWIE
>he looks directly at the camera and says "anon you are my friend those other anons who make fun of your theoryposting are just jealous of your talent to accurately comprehend twin peaks on a level far beyond anything they could ever hope for"
>he steps out of the screen and gives me a hug and awards me best twin peaks fan ever
>david lynch appears as well and shakes my hand with tears streaming down his face and says "thank you"
>191 files in Sheryl folder
>>85597808
the experience of being LYNCHED week to week is amazing, once in a lifetime stuff
>>85598040
a theoryfag can only dream
CHICKS AND DUCKS AND GEESE BETTER SCURRY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0-HtQ_XyGI
>james was always cool
what did she mean by this?
>>85598040
just how many marijuanas has jerry injected?
>>85598040
how will theoryfags ever recover..............
>some people seriously want to binge-watch Twin Peaks revival
Jesus, culture of instant gratification is getting out of control
>>85598207
She spouted some shit Lynch wrote because he never got over the fact that people didn't like James
That's it, this whole fucking thread is getting a one way ticket to Missoula!
>>85598207
She's calling us plebs for not liking Season 2.
>>85598383
Uncle Leland, NO!
>>85598426
DANCE WITH ME!
Do you goys actually think this season will wrap it all up?
I can't help but feel Lynch might go for another season.
even though actors are dropping like flies
>>85598256
Haha, best explanation desu.
>>85598207
Madchen is the most gorgeous woman i've ever seen
even in her late 40s
>>85598426
>>85598510
imagine marrying her in her 20s, that's 30 years of bliss.
Shhhh let me tell you a secretCooper never returnsAlso I raped my daughter
>>85598604
what is the next episode gonna be called?
>>85598668
Wicked Game
Fun fact about David Bowie in FWWM and Batman Returns from another thread
>>85586377
>>85597342
Lost Highway is better.
>>85598584
A lifetime
>>85598860
Great ost too
https://youtu.be/8Q_xsFOYJNM
>>85597044
damn why doesn't coops hair look like this in the show
>>85599011
because it's a fan poster
You can go meme now
>>85599135
Not until Laura washes her hands.
>>85599186
Where's my meme? I'M HUNGRY
>>85599305
don'ta
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6mlEdFYweI
>>85598604
Go back to sleep, Michael.
I found the Ben Horne Civil War arc funny.
Am I lynched?
F R O S T E D
why haven't i seen any posts about this kid? he was the best thing about the latest episode
>>85599567
It's the best subplot by far.
>>85599589
>tfw a Kojima/Lynch video game will never happen
>>85599567
You just have patrician taste. Anyone who dislikes that arc is a fag.
>>85599567
>>85599664
You guys are alright and you can join my army
>>85599649
dr. bobby i'm KID
__________?
>>85599773
No one care who I was until I put on the bob.
>>85599862
MISSOULA'D
>>85599868
>not put in the bob
>>85599875
I will provide you with the image anon provided me last thread
>>85599862
AUNT SARAH?
UNCLE LELAND?
aww, I'm so happy for them
so, it's been like 30 years and nobody knows
just WHERE were those hickory sticks
>>85599876
MONTANNAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aW6yZC9ZzDI
What did he mean by this?
>>85600067
Is there a THOT edit?
MIKE must be awfully lonely in the waiting room now that TMFAP is now a tree :(
Can we all agree that Donna was the worst Twin Peaks villain?
holy fuck Maddie is the same actor as Laura in the original series
>>85600567
Now you're just being silly, anon
>>85600567
holy shit
https://youtu.be/I7RyVdlQKhQ
>>85596925
The first tie symbolizes the hallway between the lodges signifying that Coop is on his way there.
The third tie signifies that Coop is in the black lodge
>>85597808
Guessing what will happen next week makes it much more fun.
>>85600522
>worst
>villain
what did you mean by this?`
>>85600522
*blocks your bail*
>>85600567
maddie is lauras doppleganger lads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>85600634
why was leland making those tard expressions
>>85600895
Upset he didn't get to kill her a third time
>>85600895
what do you mean?
>>85601013
Ray Wise is a good guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pC8g8d1khtw
Oh mr jeffries
my le ass is on fire
>>85601164
>the roadhouse is proud to present...
>the sister nancy
Dougie > Coop
*blocks your path*
I'M HERE SHERIFF TRUMAN
>The Roadhouse is proud to present...
>The White-House
>>85601342
Okay, Andy
>>85601295
Anyone have the vapour wave photoshop of this?
>Just started watching The Return
>MFW this guy shows up
>>85601422
Cauc-ais-ians
>>85601422
What is your dharma, anon?
>>85601422
Casting a meme actor to play the son of two idiot bumpkins, Lynch knows exactly what he's doing. Hilarious scene.
I JUST WANTED TO GO SCOOBA DIVING
>>85601422
>>85601708
Yep, it was perfect.Also he's not their son, just an actor hired to help them deal with the trauma of losing a child.
Judy
Audrey is cute,.CUUUUTTTTEE
audrey a best girl
>>85597221
>It's the Lester Guy show, starring Lester Guy!
>[muted trumpet plays]
>chaos ensues
Maybe Mr. Zoblotnick has a helpful suggestion.
Hello Johnny, how are you today?
No memes in the conference room, Chad
>>85601940
:3
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>85602128
WHAT
ARE
YOU
DOING
???
>>85602128
>yfw when 6:31
How many more eps of Dougie?
>>85602157
>6:31
AAAH
OOOH
OOOH
AAAH
OH GOD
AAAH
AAAH
AAAH
AAAH
AAAAAAAH
AAAH
AAAH
AAAAAAAH
>>85602209
I hope we get Dougie until the finale. Not only do I find Dougie adorable, I get a kick out of the butthurt from coffee and pie fags wanting Cooper back.
>>85602209
DOgjioe Ones
>>85599589
Illuminati confirmed for next metal gear
>>85600567
also, Mr C, DOuglas Jones, DOugie, Agent Cooper and Bob ( Prison mirror scene) are all played by Kyle McChlachlan in season 3
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>85602278
dugie jeans
>>85602410
Friendly reminder that Kyle confirmed that Cooper gets his mind back in an interview.
>“There are three characters that I play in Twin Peaks. Actually four, but the fourth is only seen for a very short period of time, so we’ll say three. Each character is very distinct, very specific and quite different from the other. And the way I found each of those was a process. So for let’s say the evil doppelgänger, much of that character came from the physical presentation, and how we created the look of that guy. But also inside —not that he’s not human— but he’s almost inhuman, lacking any remorse whatsoever. That was difficult for me to get to, but you just have to think of yourself as a shark in the water.
>The other character of Dougie is almost a blank canvas, he’s almost a newborn in the body of a grown-up person. And that process was more about discovering the world as if seeing it for the first time. So there’s an innocence there, and there’s a sense of timing that is different than what you or I might experience in the world. Things take much longer to explore and experience, and David gave me the freedom to be able to find that.
>And finally, of course, you’re left with Dale Cooper who’s now 25 years older and still Dale Cooper, but perhaps a little wiser. He’s had some tragedies in his life that have affected him in a way that’s maybe quiet him a little bit.”
https://streamable.com/36vk5
>>85602278
>>85602483
he is referring to the first three episodes. THat's the last we will ever see of Agent Cooper. Gonna be 100% dougie jones from now on.
dougie do clap
>>85602520
You'll see....
>>85602541
Dugeiop catch Sonny Jim touch pee pee
higlayimotedemyahatirlelandpalmer
You didn't hear this from me, but Sonny Jim is getting kidnapped in the next episode.
>>85602559
just kidding man. I honestly believe he will be back in one episode, 2 tops, and he will be this sad but wise and resolute super hero
but, word to the wise, to fit in with /tpg/ culture, every time that interview is posted, just say he is referring to the first 3 episodes and it's gonna 100% dougie from now on ;)
>>85602613
by who?
>>85602653
Bad guys.
things are going to well for dougie atm
with him beating ike, having hot sex with janey, becoming friends with the mitchum. i expect things are going to start going downhill soon.
CAT ON A HOT TIN ROOF
can someone make a webm of mullins doing push ups on his desk?
HE'S DEAD
Who is this a picture of? Obviously in universe its supposed to be Mullins but who is it out of universe? Is it actually a younger Don Murray? Is it just a stock photo?
mommy
>>85602410
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WE'RE LATE TO THEIR MEETINGS
CUTE!
i am at episode 9
who wants to kill dougie?
is it the las vegas buisness guy who works for booper?
>>85603424
Yes.
>>85602506
this sneaky bitch lmao
>>85603424
Winkies man is part of the Mr. C criminal network, yes.
>>85603460
s-she's fast!
>>85602547
>14:30pm
Do you think Lynch will retire after this series is over?
>>85603625
He'll commit to suicide live in e18
Any thoughts on who the billionaire is?
>>85597643
Show defies expectations and you bitch?
>>85602737
It's of a guy called "Bushnell Keeler" a man Lynch credits as a huge influence on him getting into art in the first place.
I've got it
>Janey-E
>J-E
>add another J and mirror it
>ႱJ-E
>W-E
>Windom Earle
Windom Earle is the key to all this.
>>85602128
And you guys said Sherilyn Fenn wouldn't be back.
Janey-E will get a good ending, right? She deserves it.
Sheryl is the cutest thing in the whole world. Rememba this anon
there needs to be a black character who comes in with his big black cock and fuck shelly, janey-e, candie and tammy
>>85603874
it's evil cooper confirmed
Cooper comes back in the next episode right guys?
>>85604083
How could I ever forget?
>>85604081
I have a horrible feeling she's going to die.
Things are going too well for Dougie right now.
I think things are going down hill soon.
>>85604131
Janey-E will be confirmed to be not real a long with dougie's son
what is that mean?
>>85604116
next episode is going to be an intermission of sorts. It's going to be a series of performance at the roadhouse, intersped with some "where are they now" sequences of characters from the original seasons.
Cooper is coming back at the very end of next week's episode, and the episode after that will be a flasbhack
tomorrow is vedders performance at the lodge
coop is back
SCREENCAP THIS
>>85604131
>>85604204
>>85604236
source?
>>85604083
Write it in your diary
>>85604116
Next episode will be about Truman & Co. going camping, Dougie storyline will resolve the next week.
>>85604323
his dirty bearded butt hole
Where were you when Hideo-san BTFO Frost haters?
>>85601295
the garmonbozia dahnald
actually, my dad works at twin peaks, and he says the next episode will be Audrey and Dougie meeting and Audrey rapes Dougie. Janey-E finds out and is pissed. Jade finds out and smirks at the camera.
>>85601348
if only
>>85604497
OwO what's this
I haven't rewatched the original series in awhile so I don't remember off thr top of my head, but do Agent Cooper and Maddy ever talk? I don't remember them having any scenes together. Seems weird an FBI agent wouldn't at least want to talk to a dead girl's cousin who also happens to look exactly like her especially since he had a dream about "Laura Palmer's cousin".
>>85604497
Last episode's last scene was so heartwarming and comfy.
>"Another piece of pie for our friend."
>Coop's heartfelt happiness at that phrase, replying "friend".
>The Mitchum brothers reaction to this
>>85604695
Hmmm
lmbo @ coop knocking up two broads and then disappearing for 25 years haha what a genius
>>85604524
Anyone?
>>85604753
They never even see each other until Maddy dies, no
>>85604726
Hmm
help me fill it lads
>>85604891
James doesn't show up
>>85604891
You can't have both options of a binary choice in bingo
>>85604927
Good Point.
I'll just remove Cooper wakes up then.
>>85604524
No, she just tells cooper "watch out for my cousin" in the black lodge.
>>85604891
5 minute shot of someone doing a mundane activity
>>85604891
awkward since before an after a scene that lasts to long
bad visual effects
gotta light
black face
>>85604891
Sheryl Lee is in the credits
>>85604968
>awkward silence
too drunk
>>85604891
belushi makes a funny face
>>85604891
Ed comes back and finds Dr Jacoby fucking Nadine
>>85599589
>ending to the original series was literally "Harry, I'm already a demon"
HOLY SHIT
>>85604978
That should be the free space desu since the roadhouse hasn't been in every episode, that or something about Laura's pic in the opening
>>85605055
Good idea.
c u t i e
>>85604891
No orginal background score
Tammy and Diane awkward slience
>>85605097
[x] protect
>>85604891
>Cooper wakes up and doesn't wakes up in the same line
>guaranteeing no bingo on that line because one will have to be false
Bold as fuck, also stupid.
>>85605155
>ywn give Sheryl your coat to keep her warm
ENOUGH.
>>85604891
DAVID LUNCH LOL has to be on there
>>85605248
This one.
also "Tammy ass shot"
BITE THE BULLET BABY
BITE THE BULLET
>>85596878
HELLOOOooooOOOO
>>85605350
B A Y B E E
>>85605350
Kyle is perfect in that scene
The thinly veiled rage he has as Jacques describes Laura's last moments is so good
where can I find the missing pieces
>>85605437
The Pirate Bay
>>85605437
The Blu-Ray.
>>85605414
Obligatory Hawk's lore dump
Could any Russians translate?
>>85604232
old girl
filled with regret
waiting to die alone
THERE THEY ARE ALBERT
>>85605414
Bobby solves the problem or riddel.
>>85605414
Dougie/Coop hears or see something that reminds him of Coops old life and he wither ponders on it or repeats the words (Eating pie, tugging at the sheriffs badge, admiring the US flag)
>>85605390
C A N D Y = D A N D Y
>>85605582
>Cole and Rosenfeld officially invite Tammy to their ranks. Hawk visits Sarah Palmer. Truman investigates Richard Horn. Audrey Horn disguised the missing lover.
Courtesy of G**gle Translate.
>>85605582
i think it means "Part 12"
>You're Welcome
>>85605414
douggie being retarded
doppelcooper driving
jerry in the woods
>>85605703
>missing lover
what?
>>85605582
Cкopo
>>85605730
Dougie Jones
>>85605730
>missing lover
The father of her retard child Richard. Probably this idiot, pic related.
>>85605751
dougie?
there's a man, a smiling fag
>>85605758
Mr. Jackpots.
the lyrics are not what they seem
without talent, he sings
Damn good meme
>>85598256
this is probably it, but I think it was Mark Frost because he was the one who kept the james storylines, IIRC
>>85598014
if it was on netflix we wouldn't be talking about it now. the hype and discussion would've come and go quickly.
did you know that Cooper wrote a song for season 3 that confirms that Eddie Vedder won't be getting his mind back?
>>85605897
Sinclair "tires" or "tries"?
>>85605955
oops
>>85605946
>BEST THEORY I HAVE READ
>>85605979
thanks
>>85604689
CHERRY PIE
>>85606014
Now this leak is ded.
>>85605830
>>85606014
3.14159
>>85606085
someone here claimed there was a set photo of belushi in twin peaks
does that exist or were they thinking about the photo you posted?
>>85606124
Probably this photo, the brothers would never go to twin peaks.
>>85606124
whats that leak of laura and cooper going into the palmer residence
how the fuck is twin peaks 51k people
isn't it supposed to be a small town???
shouldnt it be like 5k
>>85606191
/ourgal/ makes it back
>>85606085
>Straw hat guy
Good to see that Terry Malick made it to the set.
>>85606290
do you think that's the finale?
>>85606257
It is 5k, the network thought people wouldn't watch a small town drama so they pumped up the number.
Holy fuck.
she's so fucking hot
>>85606457
wtf thats so retarded
should have changed it for the return
>>85606290
Probably with the current pacing.
Plus Laura coming back to the Palmers would be a very emotional moment, not sure how it would be topped if its not the finale
I don't think I can finish Inland Empire. I'm halfway through and it just doesn't make any fucking sense.
>>85606578
LYNCHED
Half the fun is trying to work out what the fuck is going on
>>85606577
Meant for >>85606326
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0-HtQ_XyGI
Let's rock, /tpg/
>>85606727
Wild at Heart is the best Lynch film
>>85606843
Is Nardine normal again in the return?
>>85606897
she wakes up from the amnesia before the end of season 2 so probably
>>85605946
Cooper writes a song about vedder singing about sand
i miss the happy black dude
CUTE!!!
C U C K E D
>>85607198
Inagine if Laura was 50 feet tall and stepped on you
>>85607317
>>85604448
based
>>85604891
Long shot of Tammy's hips gyrating as she walks.
Lynch pls
>>85605771
>>85605795
>>85605830
trent reznor
>>85608006
Dougie Jones