Self Evict Editon
HOH:Paul
Veto:TBD
Nominations:Jessica, Cody, Jason
Temptation:Jessica has the power to stop one of the next 2 evictions
Curse:Temptation Competition for 3 weeks before nominations. It's optional. The winner gets safety and the loser is a 3rd nominee.
Competition winner:mark
Competition loser:jason
previously on /bb/ >>85582402
I can't wait for Mark Josh and Cody to all be self evicted this week
1st for marky
MEATBALL MADNESS BABY!
Nth for Josh has multiple personality disorder and you can tell the personalities apart by the color of his bandana
man I fucking hate this season
fuck Paul
fuck Josh
Am I the only paulfag here?
more true paul stories right now
lol, manlet in hoh trying to imitate another manlet
>paulfags are the worst
zombies IRL
Paul meeting with his goblins, bragging about how he totally rekt Cody.
>its yet ANOTHER paul gets deepthroated by his minions episode
>>85588774
hearing him imitate cody made me cringe
lets be real, /bb/ this season has been incredible entertainment-wise thus far
>>85588821
entertainment/drama, yes
gameplay/being a student of the game, probably one of the worst of all time
paul looks even shorter than normal on this cam I can't stop laughing
>>85588821
I hope Paul is back next season
does paul genuinely think production would let jessica lie about having a temptation
>pic related, it's paul
elena saying mark might get evicted
Couldn't hate Paul anymore than I do right now
That conversation with Jessica was one of the most enraging things I've ever listened to
oh man mark might be done
they discussed him getting ejected in teh hoh and it went to fish
elena said it in the bathroom and it cut to fish
Matt just said he's not in a showmance with raven, they are just friends
>lol
>>85588821
I don't know all this Paul dick sucking makes me want to cut the feeds.
>>85588873
I'm guessing you didn't watch last season
PAUL LEGIT SAID THAT HES COMING AFTER SHOWMANCES IN FRONT OF MAVEN AND THEY LAUGHED. THIS SEASON IS A JOKE.
>>85588875
fuck..
>>85588847
>>85588855
>>85588897
if only Paul wasn't in the house, this season could've been god-tier
>>85588875
If Marky gets evicted and Josh doesn't I'm done with this season
>raven saying that physical contact/yelling brings back bad memories for her
she was definitely beaten or raped
>>85588939
ravens safe, her and paul have a preshow alliance
>paul saying he would've broken cody's bones
>saying he has little man syndrome
kek
lol jess into the red room
cody just leaves
SO ALPHA
all the betas here intimidated by Paul that they have to constantly insult him - the thread
>>85588983
Yup, I don't think I'm gonna watch the paul show anymore lmfao.
>>85588873
>not remembering the bridgette hammock convo
>>85589017
>i'm projecting my anger that no one on this board likes the same player i do!!
CODY IS GONNA KILL SOMEONE
His voice is shaky his movements are odd.
I honestly think if Josh came in banging pots he would die.
>>85588969
her brother is on the sex offender registry :(
>>85589025
already turned the feeds off for the night senpai. no point in watching this weekor any other
>yfw Paul finally gets evicted but immediately returns with the Jury Battle-Back
>>85588821
season would be much better if production let Paul do the christmas thing - he shows up for an hour, wins a comp, makes nominations, creates some drama, fucks off
i don't need feeds full of countless hours where his minions are sucking his dick
>>85589079
truth. Legit they all just jerk off paul. This could have been the best season in recent history without Paul.
>it's a "Paul gets called a television show character and bitches about it for over an hour" episode
>>85588969
raven takes a situation that she has nothing to do with and makes it about herself
really claws the cranium
The paulfags won.
panda haters must be so mad right now
Antagonizing people to attack you should be against the rules
Paul keeps retelling the story to seem cool lol what a faggot
>paul starts talking once again about how he can take cody in a fight
turned the feeds off for the night, i had enough bullshit spewed for one day
>both josh and paul talking about how they've been hit by guys tougher than mark and cody
>josh cowered when confronted by mark
>paul ready to yell for production if he's so much as breathed on wrong
>josh
>You haven't seen the Trololololo Paul
so ebin xD
GRODNER CALLING THE HGS TO LIVING ROOM
Panda just said JODY broke up
>>85589142
FUCK this season is over
>Paulfags
Everyone minus Mark, Cody,and Jess(?).
>Paul saying he is gonna yell at Cody while he sleeps and get him to attack him and self evict
Cody would kill him and half the Paulfags in the house before Production could stop him. after that Jess would only have to get out a couple more people.
>>85589154
I couldn't agree with this more. This shit is ridiculous. They intimidate and bully people and are hiding behind production.
>Josh literally walking around the house retelling his confrontation with Cody over and over
>>85589223
And they're all celebrating and giddy about it, this is what makes me hate houseguests
Alex is cringe. Paul is cringe. They were made for each other
Goddamn a Cody HoH next week with Alex and Paul on the block would be ORGASMIC after this.
Someone clip the mark pan into fish moment it's very comedic timing
this week was supposed to be a nothing reset. now it's a "show's over, time to stop watching" week.
I'm scared for josh desu
production didn't shitcan willie hantz because of what he did, they shitcanned him because they couldn't calm him down
willie got evicted for less
>when you ragequit in a season rigged for paul
this autist is literally about to get his shit pushed in
JOSH STARTING AGAIN.
holy shit josh
are they going to bring cameron in now?
>I don't like bullies
>>85589323
Willie HEADBUTTED Chef Joe
>there is no fear in my body
security waiting at the door like
>production will make this legal
josh strategically positioning himself 3 rooms away from people he is taunting
tactical genius
Paul was already inciting violence using Josh in an earlier episode.
He told Josh to intentionally keep antagonizing Cody, hoping to cause violence and get him kicked out.
MEATBALL
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>>85589298
production had enough
FISH
this is going to get out of control very soon
OH FUCK CODY DASHED OUT OF THE ROOM BEFORE FEEDS CUT.
DEVIN ON CAM 5
>fish
IT'S OVER
E V I C T E D
These fights are nothing compared to libra tbqh
Everyone in there should be trying to make sure josh and mark both get kicked out for hitting each other desu
>>85589558
that was 9 years ago
Paul: Jessica..If you want to..you can shower upstairs
jessica is slowly becoming a paulfag
Josh admitting that he's butthurt about not getting any pussy
>>85589618
>slowly
How many people could Cody kill in this house before Production took him down? I don't want evictions anymore. I want DEATH. Alex and Josh and Paul need the ovens.
i hate alex
>Paul: It was this everyday last year
no. no it wasn't
this went from LIT to cringey
they're all egging him and Josh caves to any peer pressure
its gonna be a loooooong night
production need to release gas into the house and put everyone down for a nap
The house is full Weimar.
this fucking season, man
zombies.... all paulfags are just zombies
The 25k is in your pocket
haha big brotehr so crazy xd i'm crazy thats me i'm all me true to myself lol im crazy its who i am
grodner ruined this season with the bbswap
>>85589320
>>85589323
Remember when Ian tried to breakup the fight?
>>85589746
LOL
>>85589746
Anybody want some Digorno?
>Josh defending mark
Based
>>85589746
STOP GUYS
Then he immediately runs away
mark sure has been in the DR for a long time..
>Josh got scared af
i am starting to understand old fags on survivorsucks who say they watch BB because they hate humanity
Damn, Matt is outplaying the fuck out of Jason and Alex right now.
MARKY IS BACK
BLANK STARE. PUNISHED MARKY
homey dented the pans
Mark lives (for now)
mark walked to josh like he was jason
>>85589746
kek
As a student of the game I feel as if this shouldn't be allowed
Marky knows he fucked up in week 1
Lol @ everyone saying Josh should be removed.
This is BB, this is what they signed up for. NO HOLDS BARRED, ANYTHING GOES.
>elena: i quit my job for this shit...
>raven: i missed my mom's surgery for this!
>Mark and Josh are put up as penalty noms
>Mark for getting in Josh's face
>Josh for damaging the BB cookware
THE FUCKING CAMERAMAN
Josh is getting kicked out
>>85589917
mark can't be put up this week, he is either safe or expelled
if they thought week 1 cody was bad, cody is gonna be fucking worse
Alex's titties sitting right
tfw Scott got a bad rap in BBOTT for "bullying" Danielle
tfw Josh bangs pots and pans and harasses people and is lauded by Paulfags
>>85589917
jess uses the hex and everyone safe
>>85589899
look at that fuckers face
you just know he was in the retard classes in school
Josh will get billed like five hundred bucks for fucking up the pans
didn't they take a shitload of money off of ollie's stipend for destroying shit?
>>85589948
>tfw no more milkies
this is a new dark arc for mark and cody
>>85588630
Please tell me Matt or Raven self evicted
Also please tell me that Mark hit the based mistlord with that frying pan and was kicked out
fuck this season
>>85589979
Hi scott
>>85589979
take it to twitter, literally nobody here thought scott bullied danielle
Mark is gonna punch matt lol
>>85589977
they would be if they weren't fake
>GIVE IT BACK
>THIS ISN'T RIGHT
>THAT WAS OUR MILK
paul says cody is crying...?
>>85590044
Not saying people here, just how the show tries to portray it to the casual fan base. Danielle was on the vets side, Josh is on the vets side
panda is ecstatic since kevin told her that jody split up
i wish they showed cody in the HN room
>>85590075
paul can't lie! he has a twist where he can't lie!
>>85590097
Why did they split quick rundown?
Paul acting tough is the funniest shit ever.
he reminds me of the bandgeeks /gleefags in hs
>>85590149
turns out a jessica is a closet paulfag
pretty shit season for gameplay
too much rigging
we now giving safety every week now?
Holy shit paul kill yourself
>cody-fags
>>85590164
It would be funny if the sheep around him saw through it. They actually think hes some bad motherfucker, which makes it infuriating
>production tells Paul to become Josh in order for the Paulfags to realize they were on the wrong side all along
BRAVO GRODNER
Battle of the alphas
holy shit fucking josh is less of a pussy than paul
>>85590170
wait why and how? she turned on cody?
canuck here, i need a quick rundown of all the major events occurring in the past hour. please and thank you
>>85590214
>armenian rat who is trained in """mma"""
>gets flipped by a 100 pound girl
>alpha
>>85590252
read through the thread
>>85590250
they broke up
>Paul
>shit talking cody
>"small dick syndrome"
How bullied was this kid in middle school?
lol christmas counting the hours till her next oxy
>Paul: "Cody has small dick complex" "Cody is a manchild" "i'm gonna go call his ass out"
>goes downstairs and sees Cody
>suddenly too scared to say anything to his face
>continues to talk behind his back
good fucking lord
>>85590303
i got these cheeseburgers, maaan
>>85590290
i get it they "broke up" but what i was asking was if it happened because of outside influence or they just said fuck it lets split?
Paul is cucking mark
Does anyone know of a stream for the live feeds for people outside of the US? Thanks
Mark is just fuming, why do the good brothers have to always suffer the most :(
>>85590280
He would get destroyed by all the men in the cast. fuck half the women too. James beat him 3 times in those Sparring matches they did in the yard last year. fucking James.
>>85590343
cody got in paul's face and jessica didnt like that
cant wait to see jokers tomorrow. it's gonna be a trip.
>>85590336
>nigga i'll suck youurrr diiiicckkkkkk
>>85590357
i do but none of them fucking work
>>85590357
here canuckfagrussiancave.com
This entire situation is hilarious. literally top tier entertainment
>>85590303
thats the only bright point in this abysmal season.
that annoying cunt is becoming a pill junky and will have her life ruined
did Jess and Cody really split? no memes pls
fuck my job
>>85590399
that fuck just steals the bmx cam 1
CODY IS NOT CRYING STOP SAYING THAT YOU DUMBFUCK
DR told josh to stop
>>85590370
i mean james is/was in the military, so that has to count for something
>>85590378
Lol and last question wise anon. What did ratface say to Cody for him to call him out?
Fuck I hate this cast so much.
>>85590399
i try this, but it tells me that im lost and sends me back to the log in page.
>Josh told to stop being a jackass by production
>everyone told not to provoke fights
Welp. at least the house isn't going full weimar anymore.
>>85590418
relationship no
gamewise is not yet confirmed
cody is pretty much giving up
>>85590439
something to do with paul's nomination speech, so we dont really know
>>85590439
he didn't say anything cause he's a bitch. he just nominated cody/jess
>>85590473
oh ok thanks anon. Bless your kind soul
>paul saying raven sickness is fake
this n-bomb keeps getting info
Josh just out of DR now. Fucking producers told Josh to stop. What the fuck, it was heating up again.
>>85590426
codyfag its okay
just chill
it'll all be over soon
>>85590295
paul was an emo kid in highschool. then he started reading PUA books and became the cartoon character you see today.
PUNISHED MARKY
>>85590471
Woh hold up meatball I've been gone for a few days.
Did Jess and Cody split over Rameses leaving?
I swear to God if that's over I have no reason to keep watching
No one else in this season is worth attention.
>>85590461bmx-tv.net
use firefox
>>85590536
pick up artist?
>>85590536
>paul was an emo kid
So even the mathlete's bullied him?
>everyone saying they could beat a Marine in a fight
mark saying he used to be bullied
oh shit mark/elena alone time
Lol @ all these guys thinking they could beat up a marine.
>>85589698
I think this is a great reference.
>>85590557
hell no
cody is pretty much saying he wants to be evicted and everyone is thinking they are splitting up
I just realized Paul did it again. at almost the exact same point as last year. he broke up the best couple in the house and gaslit the female into losing her faith. HISTORY IS FUCKING REPEATING.
Elena is disgusting.
Can we all please as agree Elena should be gassed?
is mark retarded? he just fucking stares at elena
mark looks like hes gonna choke elena
>>85590601
Whistle-Nut is letting me down lately.
>Literally starts to pant when Paul calls them dogs.
>>85590570
yes. i had a roommate in college who was exactly like paul. complete bitch in highschool and tried to "transform" himself throughout college. majored in psychology for retarded reasons. started wearing 1000 accessories. acted like an expert in every topic and would never admit a fault in anything... etc.
>>85590564
will it work for windows 8?
>>85590637
Yes, I'm tired of her using her milky charm on Mark
reminder this happened to dominique
holy shit mark looks like he's about to break down
>>85590676
i don't know i'm not a leaf
break up incoming
Holy shit Elena is a cunt.
elena breaking up with mark
xmas trying to get jessica to break up with cody but shes resisting
Elena breaking up with Mark in the cuntiest way possible rn.
>>85590751
>breaking up before the veto
jess is lucky cody is honorable man
where is everyone watching mark and elena right now? xstream just has shit jessica xmas feels stream
>some feelings for you
elena is such a cunt drop her already marky
>elena will cuddle with paul in the HoH after all this
screencap this
anyone who thinks jessica wont be riding codys dick by morning is delusional
she is there to get tv and and be in a showmance
reminder elena was more upset about being replaced by cody/jess then mark almost punching josh
>>85590639
>>85590686
Mommy guilting is worst guilting, isn't it /bb/?
i wonder if ramses wishes he were still in the house
man elena really sounds like a bitch lol
mark's having a rough day
>>85590818
Don't get your hopes up anon. They're playing the game for money, I doubt a woman understands the concept of loyalty specially since they both still barely know each other
I actually get where milkies is coming from though
She doesn't understand the temptation and she thinks she's 100% going home if it's "cody and jess are safe"
Is xmas is a Paul Fag?
she's literally giving him a mommy talk
>Do you think what you did today was okay?
jesus christ
>>85590887
she isnt loyal im not saying that at all
she wants to get tv time so she will go back to pretending theres something there when there never was
>>85590895
of course
>talking down to marky like a child in timeout
>>85590895
If their name isn't Cody they're probably a Paulfag
Jesus fuck mark be a man and tell this bitch to jog on
>>85590783
>tfw you have to pay for the other cams
I'll just get the official ones then you cunts
>people throw the "its just a game" line whenever its convenient for them
jess making sense for once
lets say cody wins the veto and pulls jess down and she doesnt use the hex
who wins hoh next and who do they put up and if jess isnt up will she use it?
xmas could not be more of a passive aggressive cunt
Everyone taking turn gaslighting Jess like they did to Bridgette last year. dear god Paul did it again.
oh marky baby schnukums you embarassed mommy in front of her big girl friends
>>85588630
this is the best shot in all of bb19
>>85590958
it is just a game anyone who says otherwise is delusional. especially her
>>85590979
bottom totem
xmas
mark
josh
cody
>>85590979
literally if cody or jess doesnt win, they are probably going up
So has the milk gone sour?
I hope paul and josh get fucked up by mark and cody
>>85591022
reread the scenario
did they drug mark?
holy fuck
>>85591024
the milk is little white rocks at this point
am i the only one who likes elena?
JESSICA LITERALLY MAKING VICTIM NOISES
production must've told mark
>If you don't try to keep the showmance going, we are kicking you out of the game
he seems to be reluctantly pushing the idea that him and elena can be a thing
>>85591101
Other than her plastic surgeon, yes.
>Jess taking about Cody putting her in a situation that Made her not okay with their relationship
Did this bitch not just put Rameses out of the house entirely because she is mentally challenged? What precisely did Cody do to earn such a dumb cunts ire?
>>85591101
>letting yourself get milky misted
>>85591101
I like her tits
>yfw elena and josh start a showmance and mark has to watch them
>>85591132
two showmances ending in the same night is pure nightmare situation for production
i can see this happening
>>85588630
Watching this shitshow right now makes me think Josh is going final 4
>>85591170
>implying jessica would settle for a beta like josh
>>85591207
Thats right Meatball
looks like cody is ragequiting
>cody packing his bags
uh oh
BOO HOOO poor jessica
>i won a get out of eviction card from america and my game is so screwed up
bitch you blew it yourself with your shit noms last week and blurting out you had it at the live eviction CRY MORE
>>85591207
He will, he is the ultimate goat and once they get to jury there's no incentive of removing him because he's annoying
>>85591252
lets hope he doesn't do anything crazy
He didn't deserve this bros :(
Aww cute Jess and Xmas moment
Its ogre. The anti paul resistance is dead.
Our only hope is Jason/Kevin backstabbing Paul deeper into the game.
lol she just told xmas
>>85591310
>You may not have gotten a boyfriend, but you got a girlfriend
Is this just Mist?
CODY IS SELF EVICTING
>cody wins the veto
>uses the veto on himself
>jess uses the hex
>cody breaks up with jess and goes full rambo
do y'all think the cast will get in the way when christmas and jessica start scissoring?
>>85591252
>>85591257
He's moving into the have-not room.
Jessica is black BTW.
THIS IS IT. THIS IS THE CLIMAX. THIS IS WHERE CODY LOSES HIS ONE FRIEND AND GIRL AND GOES COMPLETELY PSYCHO
xmas will run up to paul about this in 20 mins
>>85591341
it's absolute mist, xmas is making moves for the first fucking time
>>85591348
>me on the left
>>85591375
like every paulfag does
same with elena
>>85591363
Brazilian and white.
who the hell does elena think she is this bitch is fat as fuck mark literally giving these hoes power
>>85591375
>20 minutes
her high velocity scooter is going straight to him
>>85591388
>Brazilian
>white
Mark is such a fucking beta bending over for this pig holy shit
>if you be a big boy, you can take me on a date after the show
this fucking girl jesus
Elena is jobless and homeless. She needs to make it far in the game. Mark is hindering her at this point. Time to showmance with Josh for maximum visibility.
>>85591422
production must've dropped a bomb of an ultimatum on him after very nearly assaulting josh.
>Cody evicting himself this week
>Jessica hates him now
>Mark given sedatives by Production and forced to listen powerless to Elena's circular ranting
>Paul sitting pretty
This is the worst night of feeds yet. I'm checking out boys.
>>85591411
they aren't quite argentina
>trusting Xmas
Jess what the fuck are you doing?!
>>85591492
>>85591492
>>85591492
>>85591492
new thread
Ian?
Just got home
What happened between jess and Cody?
>>85590661
To be fair you can see how well it works for creating superficial relationships. People love the persona you created and your drama but unless you actually work on your intelligence and personal depth you won't hold friends for long.
>>85591156
I just want Cody to be airlifted to wherever they are filming Survivor so he can play a grownups game...shit.
>>85591276
I hate that fag but kind of like him if he rides sportkikes.
>>85591507
Fuck off
>>85591590
Paul wrapped his tail around Jess.