/got/ general: Eternal Lord Paramount of the North

>>85582474
Jews are evil.

>early threads

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Some Sam questions:

1) The sword Sam stole from his dad, it was the family heirloom, dad Tarly must have noticed it's gone and figured out who took it -- yet he's not looking for it or freaked out?

2) Where is the sword anyway? This insanely valuable sword is hidden in his cubicle at the Citadel? I don't recall Sam having it when we saw him approach the place.

3) How can Sam send raven messages to The King of the North, can just anyone use the ravens? Sam is a lowly shit servant, yet he can just go down to FED-Raven and send a message hundreds of miles away?

>tfw no janny to delete early threads

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>>85582474
Post your Stannis memes.

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HE'S GRADUALLY GETTING AWAY EURON

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>>85582529

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>>85582517

>>85582517
I assume Sam uses his immense weight to sneak into the raven area, just like he sneaks past everything else in his life. Seriously, how the fuck is such a huge man so damn sneaky?

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Take off your clothes, Jon Snow.

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>>85582489
This desu senpai

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>>85582531
it wasnt funny last thread

>>85582517
blame D&D

the whole Tarly plot reeks of shit (no pun intended)

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Is this guy legit?

He seems to just add his own speculations on already leaked spoilers but I don't get why he has such a following if that's the case.

>>85582612
>... that's it?
>I heard about this man, this Tormund... Could you bring him here, he will help us with something.

>>85582645
Post 1st is LITERALLY perfect

>>85582474

?

I don't understand that image.

Explain...

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Guys, they are being held captive together.....

Dany will probably try to get violent on jon snow. But tyrion will remind her that the north is not like the other houses. The north remembers. He will remind her of how Catlin stark held him captive. All she needed to do was ask people on that tavern to take up on arms against a Lannister and they did, because all of them remembered her name and their sworn allegiancy to the starks, and the stories of kinship and alliance between their families. Unlike king's landing, where all the nobility knows is to plot and scheme their ways to the top through backstabbing. She will think twice before raging war against the north.

>>85582455
It's a shame that Gleeson felt so burned out by the celebrity aspect of acting that he called it quits on what could have been a decent career.
I felt for him when he did a speech at the Oxford Union about the shallow obsession people have with those in the public eye, only to then have the audience ignore everything he had just said and ask questions about which character he'd most like to marry.

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Some Arya Questions:

1) How did Arya get all the way to Hot Pie Inn and not know Jon was King of the North? This surely wasn't secret info. She WAS Walder Frey for a while, surely someone there knew,

2) Why does there need to be a war if Arya has magical powers that allow her to wipe entire houses with ease? Arya can just wander about Westros causally and wipe out everyone?

3) Stark kids can all kind of warg? Is that why she was able to ask her Direwolf questions and have a conversation with it?

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>>85582702
Well obviously it means if there is a statue of anyone then that place is immediately a communist shit hole.

>>85582694
you've fallen for the jewish ploy/"thicc" meme so hard, you are willing to settle for sloppy seconds and raise someone else's kid, not only because you want to, but because the whole idea of that is sexually arousing to you. Absolutely pathetic.

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>"Stannis is still alive"

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First for Ser Bog and the call that saved Westeros

>>85582517
What you want them to show a scene of tarly just to show his reaction to the sword stealing? He probably freaked out and we will likely see a confrontation when it's due.

>>85582672
Is he like 60 years old?

Why does he have anime dolls on his bookshelf?

>>85582746
Some words of wisdom:
That which you can explain with incompetence, should never be substituted with any intentions whatsoever.
So the answer to all 3 of your questions is:
D&D

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What was the point of Jorah even getting greyscale?

>finally cured of greyscale
>can come back to his one true love
>faggot Daario isn't even around to get in the way
>arrive on dragonstone
>Jon Snow is banging Dany
>a fucking bastard
>that my father loved more than me
>with my family sword with my family crest removed
>banging my Khaleesi

How can one be cucked so hard?

>>85582759
in my fantasy she would be having my kid

cool take though autismo

>>85582823
It will give him powers and he will become Azor Ahai when he kills Dany.

>>85582672
>sonico figure
>pochaco figure
no.
nobody who owns any nitro+ anything is legit

>>85582829
>that my cunt niece fantasizes about every night
Don't forget that one.

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>>85582829
>so sad I forgot my face
Being Jorah is suffering

>>85582884
kek

>>85582746
Nigga you call that a conversation?
Anyway, in the books arya is probably an "undeveloped" warg, she dreams into nymeria's eyes the same way bran used to in the beginning.
> The rest
Turn off your brain bro.

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how do they pee?

>>85582760
Based Khaleesi desu

>>85582977
through their butts like girls

>>85582829
Jon is the one that cucks.

I don't care if he's Azor Ahai anymore, he has rekt Jorah so hard he'll never recover.

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>>85582977
They drink it.

>>85582884
She's his cousin

>>85582760
>all that effort of getting a blond wig
>her eyebrows are still brown
where targarians all like this or ?

>>85582953
>Turn off your brain bro.

You are scum.

>>85582977
Like a little girl.
Unless torgo nudo actually still has a penis.
Castrating soldiers is the most stupid thing the fat man ever came up with. How are they going to develop strength and roughness without testosterone? They will be forever shotas

>Cersei: You haven't taken it seriously. You haven't, Jaime hasn't. It's all fallen on me.
>Tyrion: As has Jaime repeatedly, according to Stannis Baratheon.

>Cersei: Do you think I'm an idiot?
>Tyrion: No, I'd you possess above average intelligence.

>>85583037
Never seen what seba jun looks like before, damn

Had to go back and edit my post to say LOOKED not present tense looks ;_;

>>85583018
Just like his dad when he cucked Bobby B

Bobby B and Jorah, the two most cucked men in westeros

>>85583103
Didn't it work for Muslims?

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*slow claps*

*Danerys steps out of the shadows*

Heh... not bad, Jon. Not bad at all. Your winter, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dark... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...

But kingship isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Targaryen ally? To join those esteemed unsullied ranks? To call yourself a member of the Khaleesi's Corps? Kingship takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class monarchs - I mean the big guys, like Aerys the Mad and Cersi the Explosive - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight wildfire, working tirelessly to craft that next big plot twist.

And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new plot twist fails. Someone dismisses it as lame, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest 'all Targaryans are insane' copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate maesters over at the Citadel. The Throne Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan war you win in your wall bakery, some cocksucker at Kings Landing has a picture of a cuck or some shit that a million different Jon No-Names will attach a milion different letters to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.

See you on the Throne...

>>85583037
man he was so good, why'd you have to post this picture?

>>85583139
I know nothing of the sort.
Even if you castrate them after puberty, they will slowly lose masculine traits and muscle mass! They will be useless as milita in a year or two

>>85582726
It would honestly crack me up if, after all this, she beheads Jon Snow as soon as he gets there.

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>Kit Harrington
>Through his paternal grandmother, Lavender Cecilia Denny, Harington's eighth-great-grandfather was Charles II of England
>Charles II of England
>Charles's wife, Catherine of Braganza, bore no live children, but Charles acknowledged at least twelve illegitimate children by various mistresses. He was succeeded by his brother James.

Kek, Kit is from an actual line of bastards spawned by a British King.

>>85582823
victarion fill in

>>85583148

yes, yes, well done jon, well done, HOWEVER

"Power is power" is one of the best scenes in the entire show.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKTc8Chvw5k

>>85582829
It's in Jon's blood, just see what his dad and uncle did to Bobby B and Barristan/LF

So, do we have an episode 3 leak?

CHAOSH

>>85583209
Damn

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>>85583256

can someone explain the point of theon's character, from a narrative point of view? does the author get off on cucking him, does he just want to make him suffer, is he going to redeem himself in some romantic fashion?

>>85583256
The scene is interesting, but inside the context, that quote is absurdly dumb. It fits Cersei, it's the sort of thing she would certainly say... Until the walk of atonement. I doubt Cersei would repeat such atrocity currently. "power is power". Only a spoiled little girl who never had to do anything in her entire life but marry and scream "my father" would say something like that.

>>85583303
Plays into a larger theme of bad karma from being a shithead

>let's spread all out armies all over hostile continent

>>85583343
What else would you do, military master mind?

Could someone please post the spoilers again?

>>85583209
Only the paternal line counts you faggot modernite. Who gives a shit what his mom has.

>>85583393
Find a sunset and squat, every stool looser than the last

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xth for Meryn Trant did nothing wrong

>>85583337
This. It's like saying money is money. It reveals that she has no clue how to attain power or maintain it. To her it just is.

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>>85583256

>>85583443
>meryn fucking trant

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A reminder of better times.

https://youtu.be/g_0zTrG0xwQ?t=388

>>85583393
Take kings landing and be queen of ashes

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How many shitty characters will Euron kill off?

>>85582829
>His father cucked him for Jon Snow
>His "khaleesi" will cuck him for Jon Snow
>Jon Snow also wields his family badge
Pottery

>>85583443
>oh shit, we have to kill meryn trant. how do we make the viewers hate him?
>lets make him a pedo LMAO nailed it

>>85583256
>"Power is power" is one of the best scenes in the entire show.

Its pretentious empty rambling. You want scenes that made a good point? Watch this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doY0IjisBlk

>>85583443
trant is an autistic, weaker mountain

>>85583303
He's a fucking white male that got castrated
That's it goyims, enjoy your male toxicity privileges while it last, weak men will never rule dorne again, we are breaking the wheel!

>>85583256
Damn, she looked so much better than she does now.

>>85583139
Not that I know of.

Eunuchs typically served as slaves or servants, not soldiers.

>>85583532
>>85582829
>the only reason he is alive is because the man who is cucking him sent a fat fuck to the citadel
>Jon Snow kept you alive just so you can watch him fuck Dany
Damn.

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>>85583551
Tywin was the best fucking character.

>>85583536
Any viewer paying attention already hated him, you fucking moron

>>85583565
>tfw you will never be as ideologically poisoned as /pol/tards
it must be nice being you, your life has so much meaning, every day is theatrical.

>>85582829
Christ, I never thought about it like that. I'd go full retard rage mode and annihilate the guy. Can Jorah, wielding Heartsbane, defeat Jon, wielding Longclaw?

>>85583536
>tfw you think exactly the same as D&D

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Just realized how Euron had such a large fleet

Yara and Theon only took the best ships. The Ironborn fleet is much bigger than that.

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Why are people calling Salsa Queen of the North? She is a regent.

>>85583508
I hope he kills greyworm for extreme pottery

>>85583611
No shit retard, that was the point of my post.

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>>85583630

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>>85583303
>get's castrated
>becomes a good guy

It's a social commentary on the dangers of toxic masculinity, particularly among white males. If you're a white man you need to at the very least get a vasectomy, but preferably become castrated and allow your wife to be bred by a melanin-enriched man

>>85583256
It's a shame those subtle power battles of opposing interests colliding don't happen anymore in the show. I don't blame the series, I think it just got to the point where it's all a matter of life and death and the final war. No more room for veiled threats.

>>85583574
I don't think there are many instances of using slaves as soldiers. Seems like kind of a bad idea in reality desu.

>>85583256
It's dumb as fuck, lad. No way Littlefinger is that bold or stupid in the books.

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>In an interview with Entertainment Weekly, HBO's president of programming Casey Bloys said that the eighth series of the fantasy drama might not appear until 2019, suggesting that the lengthy writing process for showrunners David Benioff and Dan Weiss could hold up production.

2+ more years of /got/ threads.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/tv/2017/06/05/game-thrones-fans-may-have-wait-2019-final-season/

>>85583772
>it takes years for them to write this shit
toppest of keks

>>85583612
8 years

>>85583761
Show Littlefinger is an absolute retard for some reason, he did it AGAIN this season in that catacombs scene with Jon

his only advantage is that he can teleport

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>>85583612
Obviously that guy is being hyperbolic, but It's set in medieval times and all the good and powerful characters are dwarfs/eunuchs and women. TV & Film is politicized and the liberal masses love this shit, stop being so naive

>>85583452
the phrasing is retarded but she had a point, power is high time preference, and knowledge is only useful in an abstract way.

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Cast Babsfu in a Game of Thrones

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>>85583772
Fucking hell

This is why I'm a musician. Instant gratification and making music can be done instantly.

Drawing, programming, and writing all take fucking ages to do at all well.

>>85583772
Fake news, nothing in the source says that it will take an extra year to release S8

>>85583414
return to /his/ and /gsg/

>>85583139
They only castrated harem gards.

>>85583772
The scripts are already finished you liar. It's filming schedule that's not adding up.

>>85583256
THIS CANT BE HAPPENING

>>85582517

Wait Sam steals Heartsbane? I'm only just catching up with the series after not watching for ages, Tarly would track him down and make same eat his own fat for that. VS swords are meant to be a big deal, Tywin couldn't even jew someone into selling him one.

>>85583642
Because people like powerful independent womyn

>>85583859
Ah I see, makes sense.

>>85583842
idk about drawing and writing, but programming can yield some very quick gratification on occasion.

>>85583826
the feminist influence is transparent but most of the strong characters are males

>>85583849
/his/ has no need for more autists

>>85583838
my wife <3

>>85583810
Those 5 minute Greyworm/Missandei sex scenes have months of effort put into them

>>85583826
Euron will be crowned king.

>>85583772
nah, that's not going to happen. people were saying the same crap about westworld and that's coming out in spring next year.

>>85583749
there are a handful of examples, but you're right it generally didn't happen

>>85583256
this is a perfect display of both characters hubris. littlefinger is overconfident and cersei is impulsive and reckless.

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anyone else wish Sansa would just stfu during last episode? Jon should really teach her some manners when talking to the King.

>>85583838
Unironically Lyanna

>>85583772
>2+ more years of /got/ threads.

There will be the multiple spinoffprequelsequels after that, /got/ forever and forever and 100 years and forever

>>85583909
He'll be strung up and stabbed in the balls by mama snake

>>85583896
Explain, gives some examples

>>85583838
Some whore in a brothel.

>>85583772
>tfw doomed to shitpost about ASOIAF

what happend to Dawn after the death of arthur dayne?

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>>85583961
Gimme the sauce bitch

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>>85583838
Yunkai whore #5

>>85583961
source this

>>85583961
Every time Lyanna speaks I want her to shut up

>>85584004
Ned took it to Starfall with his corpse. It should be with Edric Dayne.

>>85583967
Mamasnek is literally dying next episode as revenge for her killing Cerseis daughter

If anyone kills Euron it'll be Dany or someone working for her but Dany can't win it's just too obvious

>>85584015
Is this really from Game of Thrones?

>>85583961
The other Lords respect tradition, they should be shutting her down and Jon should be whiteknighting her as obligated to by being blood related (discounting his bastard self).

Instead she breaks immersion and just critiques on the side like a heckler at a comedy show who should be turfed out rather than entertained.

THIS IS THE PROBLEM YOU GET BY GIVING WOMEN TOO MUCH SCREEN TIME

>>85584015
i forgot about yunkai whore. best tits to appear on the show.

>>85583939
It was mainly used by Arabs with varying success.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mamluk

>>85584015
dem titties

>>85584012
How about you do the same.

>>85584043
Have you ever watched GoT newfriend?

>>85584038
>It should be with Edric Dayne.

Dawn is not a Valyrian steel sword and does not get passed down through inheritance.

It's given to those who prove themselves worthy of it, not to any random Dayne.
Also last thing I remember about Edric Dayne is that he is a child in companion of the Brotherhood Without Banners; I don't remember what happened to him after that.

>>85584098
Yeah I just don't recall that scene, and the aesthetic looks like Spartacus or something

>>85584085
Would if I could

>>85584100
Shit true, he's Beric's squire or something, right? Then it's at Starfall with his aunt

>>85583880
It makes zero sense to have Randyll Jong Un Tarly, ignoring having his family symbol stolen

It's also a very good example of why D&D have no fucking idea about writing

>>85583828
>>85583452
>>85583337
You fags didn't get the scene.

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>>85584015
Truly she has become a whore of Yunkai.

>>85584100
>>85584038
>edric dwayne

Literally who????

>>85584136
Even if Edric never left Starfall, it still wouldn't be his sword.
As I said before, it's only given to a Dayne that proves himself worthy of it.

His father never used it as it was given to Arthur Dayne due to him being the best swordsman alive.
No idea who had it before him.

>>85583826
Your tinfoil hat is so tight that it squeezed your brain. Take a look at the "strong" female characters and compare them to the male counterparts
> Sansa: dumb. Gets traded like cattle, does nothing but getting ass raped and crying for 6 seasons
> Jon: the currently greatest warrior in westeros, honourable, strong, risen from the dead
> Cersei: lunatic that only fucks up. Everything bad that Happened to her was her own fault. Has no reason to be alive anymore, is ruling over whim and not right
> Jaime: jackass but also was among the most skilled warrior in the realm, sacrificed his honour and reputation to save half million people from the mad king's madness
> Khaleesi: beggar queen. Everything she has was given to her, never had to fought a single day for anything, only command others to die in her place, only plays the great game because she has three dragons that she uses to submit people through fear of being burned alive, says she's trying to make the world a better place by bringing a horde of savage dothraki to westeros, her ego is each day bigger than drogon and she also wants to rule the world because of a selfish whim
If anything the show is showing truly male heroes and walking vaginas that only fuck their way up the chaosh laddah and still manage to fail over and over. You're too blinded by your ideologies to see beyond the image of "a girl in a throne the feminazi are ruling the world"

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>>85582529

>>85584061
jannissaries were technically slaves too
but its weird since they had such high social status

however I think if you conscripted slaves so just a portion 10-30% of your army were slaves It might be affective as they would be pretty much forced to fight all mixed in with the regulars

>>85584038

It'll be in Starfall because no Sword of the Morning has been chosen since Arthur.

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>>85584191
Great bait

>>85584206
>libcuck
seems about right

>>85584229
Well they weren't "slaves" the way blacks were slaves. It was more of the Roman/Greek concept of slavery.

>>85582474
Why did the Ned statue have Ice? It was molten down and Brienne and Joffrey got the remains.

And who even comissioned the statue? did they seriously carve it 40min after the Battle of the Bastards?

>>85583896
Dude, if you have enough patience to wait, it's obvious that there will be a confrontation between sam and randyll.
This season has 360 pages of script. Not a 1500, there's not enough time to show every single detailed reaction. When the battle comes, we will see sam killing his father.

>>85584255
ned had it made in his lifetime

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Tommen inherits the sword "Widow's wail" from Joffrey.
In the show it was never referenced again.
Is someone going to get it and use it for pottery later on, seeing that it killed Ned?
Or pottery only allowed for "Oathkeeper"?

>>85584186
Regardless, the sword has to be somewhere, and it's likely at Starfall unless Darkstar stole or something

/teamDaenerys/ is the worst.
>all generals are feminists
>midget and eunuch
>army of spics

>>85584255
Why wouldn't they give the statue Ice?

Anyway Robb might have had it commissioned. I can't remember if the book says anything about it since Ned's remains disappeared

>>85584266
>it's obvious that there will be a confrontation between sam and randyll.
lol nope

>>85584322
Well, yes, it would be at Starfall.
Darkstar is too retarded to steal anything so I'm willing to bet it's hanging on a wall somewhere.

>>85584255
It was carved after they heard of Ned Stark's death.

>>85582754
George Washington.
First transhero.
First Trans President.
Look at that magnificent Vagina!

>>85583256
GoT is unanimously praised for its 'strong female characters,' but more than anything it seems to just have female characters who are smug and snarky about things the plot hands them.

>>85583056
Aunt retard.

Rhaegar was her brother and Jon's father

I need someone with intimate knowledge of game of thrones to answer this?

Who has the largest dick?

>>85584297
widows wail will obviously be used to stab serse
and she will wail as it happens
and she is a widow

poetry

>>85584357
Since Jon is about to join Team Dany maybe he'll save that trainwreck

>>85584243
He's right though. All female characters are shit in GoT

>>85583056
>>85584388
Disregard, thought you were talking about Dany

>>85584255

Every statue has a sword, they're meant to be across their lap but it doesn't really matter.

>>85584191
>"these characters didn't do it on their own"
>forgetting that Jon had his ass saved once by Melisandre and once by Sansa in the same season

Show Jaime is also just a shoe for Cersei to repeatedly step on, you're right that it's mostly men that are portrayed as fighters and physically powerful because anything else would be retarded even by modern entertainment standards, but then it's the women that are clever and pulling all the strings whilst the men are brutes doing their bidding

>>85584390
Hodor of course.

>>85584401
That doesn't change what they're attempting to portray them as, and normies eat it up

>>85584401
Melisandre and Shireen aren't shit

>>85584442
but LF and varys are the most clever string pullers on the whole show

>>85584297
>seeing that it killed Ned
What? Widow wail was made from Ned's sword. Did illyn payne use Ned's own sword to decapitate him?

>>85584390
Gregor Clegane
dude was taller than most men by age 13

his dick is probably 12 inches flaccid

>>85584129
Fair enough, it's the episode you're introduced to Daario Naharis and the Second Sons.

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>>85584243

You're actually restarted, I'd day very few female characters on this show actually deserve the position they have

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>>85584015
Id sail the seven hells for some Yunkai whores

>>85584266
According to the leaks, randyll will get captured by Dany and burned alive, dropping the chance of any Sam-Randyll interaction to zero

>>85583838
I have a problem, im so depressed and have such bad anxiety that I cant get an erection anymore. Babs is the woman of my dreams, and not even her nude leak could cure my ED. i Really want to to fap to it but I cant. what should I do?

>>85584484
yes

>>85584487
hodor

>>85583070
low effort low quality show that doesn't adhere to book details

>>85584474
Varus is a eunuch, ties back to the original point

Littlefinger is a good schemer I guess they couldn't deviate that part of the book too much, been an absolute joke character wise for the past like 3 seasons but that's besides the point

Is cat supposed to be hot in the books?

>>85584390
either Podrick (proportion) or Ser Gregor Clegane (size scaling)

>>85584569
Da MILF in the North

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>>85584487

Wrong, if you want to say humanoid dick it's Wun Wun, king of the giants, and non humanoid would be Drogon, his dick is probably 6 meters which is proportionate to his body

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>>85583070
Street Fighter 5 syndrome. Just low effort shit, Queen Emilia probably thought that fake eyebrows were itchy or something. She also refused to wear violet contacts

>>85584456
Yeah , normies are fucking disgusting. Just take a look at those burlington bar reaction videos. These faggots actually cheered at tywin and stannis' death.

>>85584594
>giants
>humanoid

next you will be saying children of the forest and white walkers are humanoid

>>85584484
Ser Ilyn Payne is given it after the arrest of Ned, although I can't remember exactly how.
Gonna have a squiz now.

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>this is the only costume they could be bothered putting together for a legendary character that appears in one scene

>>85584569
not hot, but better looking than michelle fairley and much younger.

>>85584390
1) Tormund
2) Gregor
3) Drogo
4) Euron
5) Hodor

999) Theon/Varys/Grey Worm
9999999999) Jon

>>85584442
>it's the women that are clever and pulling all the strings
Absolutely wrong. Sansa saved jon by begging for, wait for it, LF for help. Cersei walked 5 miles covered in feces while being almost lynched by commoners. The women on the show are far from being master minds and string pullers. Once more you see what you want to see.

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>master schemer who at one point was THE single most influential person in Kings Landing
>orchestrated Arryn's death, foiled Ned's coup, convinced Joffrey to have Ned killed, then had Joffrey assasinated all while controlling the city watch and the goldcloaks
>a true diplomat who knows how not to reveal his true intentions
>"P.s Jon, imma FUCK your sister, and I always wanted to FUCK your stepmom too lmao xD"

Can't wait for him to be killed off by Quasimodo in the worst televised subplot of the year. Its a mercy kill at this point. Littlefinger has clearly lost his mind thanks to the cold up north.

>>85584569
Yeah, she's supposed to be on her 30s

>>85584634
>potato niggers
>large dick

>>85583070
All targaryen share three features:
>White hair, applies to ALL hair
>Violet eyes
>Pale as fuck
Her awful acting managed to shit all over the three of them

>>85584358
you dense normie it is fucking destroyed!!
there is no Ice!

>>85582517
1. Elder Tarly is an honorable man and probably had his own shit going on. He either wanted to be proper and not start shit with the Night's Watch, or he was holding out on the slim (heh) hope that Sam would man up out there and actually make use of it.
2. G&G probably forgot to mention it but it will resurface at the most ideal possible moment more than likely.
3. Probably had to take a double bedpan duty to use one or some shit.

>>85584650
>Being this fucking retarded

Why are maesters full of themselves? They don't believe in dragons or white walkers, and enjoy being around other old men.

>>85584624
desu, as a Kingsguard, he must wear whatever shit his king chooses

the scene is fucking awful tho

>>85584636
>not comprehending 7D chess

>>85584358
premierre of season 4 shows it melted down by Tywin.

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TARGARYAN FUCKING SHITS

>>85584693

But it looks awful anyway, they could have just Targaryened up the current Kingsguard armour.

>>85584682
the maesters were the cause of the targ dragons dying out

>>85584682
They're part of a secret cabal to rule Westeros. Being smug comes naturally.

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>>85584569
Yes, prime milf

She's also only 30-something in the book whereas the actress playing her in the show is like 55

>>85584603
Tywin is a fucking worm, he deserved it.

I felt bad about stannis though.

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>character gets resurrected from the dead
>no one cares

>>85584682
Because they are the only educated people

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>>85584735
>Posting a Targaryen bastard
This kills the pretender fucking shit.

>>85584682
if you've been practicing medicine for the last 50 years and some country bumbkin told you about zombies, you'd believe them?

>>85584527
kys

>>85584735
Why was this dude so strong and charismatic?

>>85584759
Only the free folk and the brothers of the watch truly believe it. The rest of the people would probably think it's just a tale, like the one that said Robb Stark was a werewolf who turned into a huge wolf during battle

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>>85584624

>implying they've cared about costumes since season 1

>>85584759
Zero panic or superstition about demons. This was dumb.

>>85582746
1. Happenstance I guess, she was only a Frey for a couple of days and nobody liked them all that much, so correspondence with them was probably scarcer than most houses.
2. Few people are even aware Arya's alive, much less an active and effective murderer. If not for news of her family resurfacing she probably would have prevented the need for a war with Cersei by eliminating her, though she would probably die in the process.
3. All the Starks seemed capable of communicating to their Dire Wolves, dunno if they could all warg out through more than the occasional dream. Something something house sigil kinship.

>>85584829
I don't think they have the budget for fancy costumes.

>>85584791
FUCK YOU BLOODRAVEN

YOU LYING JEW

>>85584738
elaborate

>>85584244
That photo was before Arnold became a Mexican fucking piece of shit

>>85584868
When did he lie?

>>85584744
>so many freckles you're basically a nigger
what's the fucking point?

>>85584920
Shut up faggot

>>85584920
>freckles are black

wew

>>85584569
yes, 100% pure fishfu material

>>85584736
I don't think the mad king would have any taste in clothing nor fashion

>>85584920
freckles are cuuuuute

>>85584015
>we can't have a scene like this these days

>>85584875
marwyn

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>>85584569
yeah, she has big tiddies too

>>85584875
Marwyn implies that the maesters started the Dance of the Dragons, which killed off the last dragons
>>85584911
>"Sure Aenys, you can come to Kings Landing for the council, it's all cool bro.
>"lol jk off with his head"

>>85584998
why not

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>>85583536
All they had to do was show a few more scenes of his resting bitch face to remind the viewers about it, and they'd want him dead quickly enough.

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>>85584829

>>85585025
Wasn't Aenys the sickly fool? You should be glad Lord Brynden is careful about whose king can best serve Westeros.

>>85585022
Awkwardly holding his sword like a dick

Was the original seat of Tyrells ever mentioned?

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>>85584829

>Implying there's something wrong with Loras' kevlar plate carrier

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being a targaryan, did they ever hint in the series or debunk the idea that jon snow is immune to fire like dany?

>>85584938
ahh i see I've hit a sensitive spot
you must be the red headed stepchild of your family

>>85583678
>1000 ships
>each piloted by 20 good men

Cockless and wishes-she-had-a-cock were doomed from the get go.

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>>85585112
>jon snow
>being a targaryan

>>85585022
why is asoiaf art so fucking awful?

>>85583612
If you don't see the political>>85583614
ideology being shoved by Jew&Jew you should study more about the subject

>>85582672
sup newfag, he is the guy who leaked last season's story

>>85585112
He burns his hand when he throws a lantern at the wight that attacks him

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>>85585074
That was Aenys I. We didn't really know anything about Aenys Blackfyre, other than that he was Daemon's kid.

>>85583574
I've only read of one instance in China iirc where in some war they used eunuchs as archers and cannoniers.

>>85585112
during the raid in the north they get totally surrounded by wights and walkers, since there is no hope for survival dany roasts the lot of them from the air

amongst the charred bones of friend and foe, stands jon snow unburnt and naked as the flames subside
>and who, are you

>>85585112

Dany isn't even meant to be immune to fire so good luck with consistency in something the show made up.

>>85585134
what, are you an ashara fag?

>>85585134
>being this autistic
show only, fag

>>85585116
No, freckled chicks just get me hard

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>>85585136
not that anon, but there's barely anything of cat out there

why aren't there more chinese people on GOT? is GRRM and DnD racist?

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>>85585187
>show is canon

>>85585201
they'd probably try to kill and eat the dragons

>>85585171
fuck I can actually see this happening

>Back to Winterfell, a scene long coming…. Sansa gathers all the northern bannermen and the vale leaders… here when all the lords are present sansa calls on Arya to come forward which is when Arya starts to worry that this is her last day alive, sansa then says it’s time to judge the great treacheries and betrayals that have been done to the north and we will judge the person responsible for them, she looks straight at Arya, sansa then says “you need to tell me how many times you have betrayed the north”.. Arya is can’t believe her sister is saying this to her, sansa says it again “you need to tell me how many times you have betrayed the north, Lord Baelish”…. (fuuuuuuuuhh) at this moment sansa starts to name all his treacheries: “you killed Alyssa Arryn, (talks about the letter from Jon Arryn about Cersei and Jamie’s bastards which LF was also involved in his murder)” this is also when she pulls out the cat’s paw dagger and they ask him if he recognized the dagger which LF said belonged to Tyrion, but that they knew it was his…. Next to Sansa is bran who is the one that has told her all these things (one can only assume there is more) then Bran says “you once told my father ‘I told you not to trust me’ (first season)” LF is shocked when he hears this... then Sansa tells all the lords present how he sold her to the Bolton’s… LF realizes he’s pretty much fucked but he tries to LF his way out by feeding them lies and asking for help from Yohn Royce (vale guy with the oversized armor) and others and Friki says that LF ends up looking pretty pathetic now that he knows he’s pretty much dead… in the end Sansa tells LF “Lord Baelish, thank you for all your lessons” and after she tells him that Arya comes behind him and cut his throat… LF starts to choke in his own blood and falls to the ground holding his throat and dies…

BRAVO D&D, BRAVO

Look at all that evidence used to kill a man, all without Robin even being there

>>85585201
There's no elves in ASOIAF, what fantasy race are they supposed to translate to?

>>85585238
>he thinks LF is gone
>he doesn't realize arya takes LFs face and assumes his identity

>>85584875
Preston has a maesters series that goes in depth on this.

>>85585201
The Yi Ti are too busy fighting cone headed Mongols and arguing over who get's to be Emperor to care what a bunch of round eyed western savages do.

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>>85585109

That actually just makes me miss season 1 even more, watched it last month the difference in everything frrom costumes to dialogue was just so much better.

>shwo has to work with dance feast and dance
>gets noticeably worse
>show has nothing to work from
>fugg

Teleporting characters doing muh epic showdowns is just getting boring now.

>>85585221
dragon fin soup is very popular in Yi Ti

>>85585235
also it works as a red wedding twist moment as it has the hound, thoros, beric, gendry etc all ceremoniously killled off at once

>>85585219
he asked about the show, autismo
reminder ashara had one stillborn daughter with brandon and killed herself because of it

>>85585279
>shwo has to work with dance feast and dance

I'm a mong.

>>85585282
is that why the dragons used to extinct?

>>85585152
Suffer not the Blackfyre to live, anon.

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Beggin' yer pardon, yer Grace. I am not a learn-ed man, BOOHT...

>>85584682
That head maester Sam talked with did believe him about White Walkers, but he also apparently is as aware of D&D's shlocky writing as we are and as such he knows that it doesn't matter how stressed everyone gets about them it'll all work itself out through some deus ex magicka or the like.

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>>85585022
>mfw

>>85584362
I'm gonna need you to take that back

>>85585442
if i lived that far south i wouldn't give a fuck either

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>>85584829
Season 1 Tyrell armor

>>85585514
That's Loras' personal armour, not 'Tyrell' armour.

>>85582977
>how do they pee?

Through their clitorises like real women.

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>>85584829
>>85585514
Season 6 Tyrell armor

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>>85585514
>>85585109

>>85585514
>euron never got valyrian armor of this quality

Well it's official then.

The show is setting Sansa up to be the younger and more beautiful Queen to take down Cersei after she becomes Queen because lol Jon is Aegon Targaryen

Jon and Dany fucking means jonerys baby is coming. Dany'll probably die giving birth or something, and Jon, reluctant ruler again, becomes King on the Iron Throne.

Everyone else will get ignored cause they're barely even characters in D&D's eyes

>>85585543

I fucking hate show Mace, he's lord of fucking Highgarden, his cunt of a mother might describe him as an oaf but all that grovelling to Tywin was just bad writing and cringey.

Where do you guys get the episodes from. Torrents?

>>85585514
>>85585543
kek

>>85585579
the show is setting up a lesbian relationship between dany and sansa

>>85585595
pay for netflix

>>85585543
>>85585058
>>85584624

All of this would look so much better if they just sewed some mail onto the arms of shirts and reused them.

I can't take Dany seriously when she talks
She just looks to feminine to be killing soldier en masse

Cersei can pull it off believably, Dany can't

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>>85585514
>>85585543

>>85582531
It continues to be funny.

>>85585543

What Halloween shop can I get this at?

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>>85585637
Why?

>>85585620
kys tumblr

That entire battle with Euron was fucking terrible. Christ DnD.

>>85585646
i already know her acting is going to be hysterically bad in the two battles where she has to burn people with drogon

Why is Daeniggerys full of herself? What's up with that entitlement? baka and why do niggas shake their heads?

Does Greyworm not have a dick or id he just missing his balls.

Pretty sure the show only hinted he has no balls

>>85584636
maybe getting caught is part of his plan?

>>85583551
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6GW03WsFgU
there hasn't been a better scene since

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>>85585595
private tacker

>>85583588

so much this

>>85584527
>what should I do?
you should give sauce

>>85585688
Best part of the episode

>>85584399
>This reading comprehension

John is a midget.

>>85586015
his name is jon you fucking idiot showfag get the fuck out of my thread

who's baking?

>>85585924
fuck man you need an invite for that shit.

new one
>>85586143

>>85585595
pirate bay

>>85585543
Why the fuck is he wearing a wool sweater under his armor?

>>85583139
The Janissaries weren't eunuchs.

>>85583772

You lazy entitled fags.

Bookreaders once had an ELEVEN YEAR GAP between any Arya and Tyrion chapters. ELEVEN FUCKING YEARS.

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>>85585266
>>85585238

As little finger she could command the Vale armies, and get close to Cersei.

>>85586329
cersei would probably know by now that LF helped jon

are the unsullied and dothraki's fighting abilities overrated by the westerosi? jorah mormont had it right with his plate mail and even did a demonstration.

>>85586393

LF convinced Lord Arryn to go help his Sansa

LF is still technically Lord of Harrenhall and loyal to the Lannisters.

>>85586558
Cersei told Littlefinger that she'd consider him a man of his word when Sansa's head was on a spike in Winterfell.

Instead you have Jon as fucking King in the North and Sansa alive and well

>>85586619

Cersei will probably say as much when LF meets with her. But before she can order him executed Arya pulls of LF face and does a 'nothing personal Queen' on her.

>>85584682
bookfag maesters are the NWO Jews of Westeros and are actively trying to remove targfags to create a world without any magic bullshit

>>85586700
She's not gonna meet with him, she'll have him locked up then killed poetically by getting his on head on a spike

>>85583070
This. Also Jaime's and Tyrion's hair slowly turning more and more dark as the seasons go on. Rewatch season 1 and see how super blonde they were.

>>85586947

Arya has female power armour, she isn't dying. At least not until she's killed Cersei.

>>85583103
They just have to cut off the dick and they'll have much lower sex drive cause they can't do anything. You can keep the balls.

>>85587068
I'm saying your premise that Cersei would even meet with him is asisine.

It wouldn't happen, and Arya wouldn't go

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>>85587175

>Doubting D&D