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I just miss her

ITT: We ruin the show worse than Moffat

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>>85575738

>>85575823
Cast a female Doctor

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Anti-plastic!

>>85575823
cannot be done

>>85575823
The Doctor is implied to be the Christian God.

ITT: We ruin the show worse than RTD

>>85575852
Anti-plastic?

>>85575836
>>>/tpg/

>>85575891
Cast a female Doctor

>>85575898
Anti-plastic

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>>85575898
Aaaanti-plastic!

>>85575823
I'll repost my thing:

The Doctor is crushed under concerete at the end of the Christmas special, and 12 is eliminated from existence.

Series 11 starts with a normal episode that looks like Eastenders. Then, a Dalek shows up and kills everyone. Then it teleports away. A team of soldiers show up, and carton off the area.

Next ep, no dialogue. Just a woman played by Whittaker, helping reugees in a war zone. We see the refugees with bloody injuries, we see the dead kids. This woman says nothing, just help people. At the end, a boy comes up to the woman. He metamorphosizes into a soldier, and whispers into the woman's ear. The woman nods, and says "Yes. I'm the Doctor."

Next ep: It's an anime. The war between the Krotons and the Daleks, versus some giant spiders. We see the Krotons and Daleks being slaughtered...and then find out it's just a cartoon being played in a class. None of the students have eyes. The teacher is revealed to be a giant spider.

Next ep: It's an audio episode. A black screen throughout. You hear Jodie's voice. She's talking to UNIT, tryinh desperately to save some Muslim refugees fro an unknown enemy. The enemny is implied to be giant spiders. At the end, one of the refugees, called Nirvi, gives the Doctor a key. Then one image flashes: the TARDIS.

>>85575823
A multi-episode plotline where the Doctor joins a contemporary British political party as an MP.

>>85575930
how does it work?

PizzAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

>>85575891
Easy, replace him with Moffat.

>>85575942
This could be funny if he joined the Monster Raving Loony Party

>>85575823
Put Chris Chibnall in charge of the show

>>85575823
The Doctor is incinerated during an episode, but a clone that was made of him picks up his mantle at the end of the episode like nothing happened. Unlike in Heaven Sent, the clone is very specifically one grown in a lab.

>>85575944
Touches plastic and desintegrates it

>>85576126
but the Nestene are not plastic, they are Octopuss creature and its mind controls plastic

Why haven't they brought the autons back?

>there is literally a female version of the Doctor already roaming the universe
>she is both a total qt and the daughter of a previous Doctor for maximum synergy

Sucks desu the wasted opportunity, I know Georgia Davidson/Tennant has popped out about four kids though.

Would be a cool crossover of sorts, though if Jenny were to come back.

>>85576158
anti plastic

>>85576110

Changing the main character on the show because of a few throwaway lines in the 70s about regeneration limits would be far worse.

>>85576158
Some doofus at the Beeb spilled anti-plastic on the costumes.

>>85576158
too autistic

>>85576183
making tennant count as pissed me more

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>>85575942
>tfw no Francis Urquhart Master

Did I really use my Time Lord knowledge to influence these humans into voting for me so that I could reign as the longest serving post war Prime Minister? You might very well think that Doctor....I couldn't possibly comment.

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Davisonfag reporting in

>>85576176
Like all long-abandoned plotlines that only we fans care about, Jenny's being picked up by Big Finish.

>>85576156
9 says in Rose it is a living plastic creature

>>85576176
Which Doctor's had the most children? Is it Troughton? I know he cheated on his wife and had several families, inevitably leading to a third of Britain having Troughton DNA.

>>85576267
but but but muh spearhead

>>85576176
Well she has a set of audio dramas coming out.

>>85576240
Why didn't you get the get?

>>85575823
Crossover in which it's revealed that Doctor Who shares a canon with Harry Potter. The TARDIS runs on magic. (Yes, I know they were going to do a JK Rowling episode at one point, please don't remind me.)

A season arc where the Valeyard returns as a Shadow the Hedgehog-like dark and edgy counterpart to the Doctor aimed at the teen audience. It's revealed that the Doctor originally fled Gallifrey because he was scared that his "inner dark side" would escape and terrorise the universe

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>>85576289

>>85576231
Wouldn't an Urquhart villain just be Braxiatel?

>>85576158
Because they are essentially shitter versions of the Cybermen that are even easier to fight

>>85576337
Who is that? I've always thought Ian Richardson would make a really great Master, I wish he'd been cast. He's scary but charming.

Next ep: The Doctor is in, and he's played by fan favorite Kris Marshall! He curses, uses guns, and pisses on the side of his spaceship. Not a TARDIS, because in his words, "a phone box is fookin' stupid." He drags along his companion, played by a buxom Japanese lady, to an election in Peladon that's being plagued by a monster. After spending some time there (and having implied sex with his companion), he kills the monster, gaining Peladon's thanks. He calls them all peace-loving hippies, and assasinates the elected president, claiming that he's setting time straight. Ten years pass, and he is the ruler of Peladon, using his companion as a maid. Eventually, his companion starts a coup, and he's about to kill her roo. As the companion is running away, she sees a blonde woman in a phone box.

"Hello. I'm the Doctor."

Next episode: The Doctor sits in a therapy room. She explains to her therapist how her past six companions in this verse have died. At the end, the therapist reveals he is a crappy CGI giant spider.

Next Ep: An evil creature lives under the floorbeds of the three-armed children of Artichoke, a freak carnival. They pray for deliverance, and their prayers are answered in the form of the Doctor (Jodie Whittaker). This is a conventional ep, and at the end, 13 picks up a humanoid boy named Pinoch as a companion. Because of his skin's amphibious quality, he's always shirtless.

Next ep: It's the year 5500. Humans are waging war against the giant Ants of Druvia. The Doctor and Pinoch meet a designer of the giant mechs used to fight the ants. Her name is Bitch (in they year 5500, that becomes a term of endearment, explains the Doctor.) The mechs and the Ants are in an endless War. After some investigation, the Doctor realizes the Ants are the original creators of humanity, and all of Earth's history was a testing ground, this war included. The Doctor pretends to team up with the Ants at first, but then betrays them. The Doctor, Pinoch, and B escape.

>>85576325
That second one could possibly be kino if it isn't written by Moffat.

>>85575823
An episode where the Doctor is implied to have been raped off screen. The rest of the season is spent attempting to cope with the sexual trauma this has inflicted on the character.

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>>85576306

I stopped enjoying nuwho around series 6b, later on I enjoyed very few, while I was absolutely carried away with energy and sense of exploring and fun RTD era and early Smith had.

But I'm still enjoying the hell out of classics and novels. And audios!

What's wrong with me?

>>85576445
Possibly, if you're no older than 14.

Anyone have the broadchurch "Ill break your fucking face" webm?

>>85576457
Nothing.

>>85576457
You grew up. It happens to all of us.

>>85576457
Everything

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>/who/ presents:
DOCTOR WHO: SHIT TRIPS Vol. 2
- The Anthology -

>Are you a true fan of Doctor Who?
>Have you ever written down a sequence of words?

If the answer is yes or no, then you are ready to contribute a literary masterpiece to the second /who/ collection of original Doctor Who-based short fiction.

/who/ did it once. Now, we're gonna do it again! Yet another entry in an age-old tradition of p̶a̶c̶k̶a̶g̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶f̶a̶n̶f̶i̶c̶s̶ ̶t̶o̶g̶e̶t̶h̶e̶r̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶g̶i̶v̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶m̶ ̶a̶n̶ ̶a̶i̶r̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶l̶e̶g̶i̶t̶i̶m̶a̶c̶y̶ / celebrating the magic of Who and the talent of a community.

There are no limits (except the story must be at least 1 word long, and preferably not in excess of 10,000, it's short fiction you fuck).

>- Can involve any Doctor(s), companion(s), side characters, spinoff characters and beyond, as your heart desires
>- Can be in any style, whether it's "legitimate writing", "pisstake", or "shitpost".
>- Can be about absolutely anything
>- The main focus is on good fun in the vein of the wiki, although serious entries are allowed. (If you're going to write smut, maybe approach it with a degree of levity)

Stuck for ideas? Try starting with your favourite TARDIS team (or for timeliness, Whittaker 13th Doctor) and one of these authentic titles:
http://www.saberpunk.net/DoctorWho/DoctorWhoSerialGenerator.php
https://glyphobet.net/drwho

We are going to be starting an index on the wiki for the collection. Anyone can contribute, no signups/pitches required. If you have ideas, feel free to broadcast them.
The rest is self-explanatory. Format for uploading your work is up to you, as long as it can be conveniently copied across (and ideally don't spam long texts in /who/ directly). (Pastebin works well.)

BONUS: Anyone who wants to do cover art or "illustrations" is encouraged.

WE need more entries for classic as well as NuWho Doctors. Entries for Thirteen are accepted as well. Aug 10th is deadlin

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>>85576457
me

>>85576531
>me
what did you mean by this

>>85576531
fuck off cats

>>85576524
>Aug 10th is deadlin
yay

>>85576555
lol, I read: Who's with me?

>>85576570
I read aw well.

When the 8th Doctor in the Time War set eill be out?

Here's a list of Doctors that still need stories. (You can still write stories with other Doctors who already have entries. In fact, I'd be glad to have them. The 12th Doctor only has two stories!):

Second Doctor
Fourth Doctor
War Doctor
Tenth Doctor
Kris Marshall Doctor with Anri Okata companion
Morbius Doctor
Foreman Doctor
Auton Stratgem Doctor

More Thirteenth Doctor stories would be nice as well.

I'll also accept stories with just the companions.

Perhaps a story where Bill and Heather battle an army of Daleks?

Or that story that Moffat was originally gonna make for the 50th when it looked like Matt Smith's contract would run out, with just Clara Oswald in the 50th celebration?

Or a story where Gwen Cooper ends up meeting that maid from Unquiet Dead?

Or a story where Sam Jones and Fitz meets the female Doctor?

Or a story with Iris Widthyme?

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Post rare Anti-plastics

>>85576667
>Second Doctor
>Fourth Doctor
but but they were the favorites

most of shit trips are sexual?

>>85576688
oh peri

>>85576110
>The writers have no respect for the shows longstanding mythology.
Moffat literally invoked a piece of marginally less "longstanding mythology" (Time Lords having the ability to grant new regeneration cycles - see The Five Doctors) to offset that piece of "longstanding mythology" (the regeneration limit being something Holmes made up for The Deadly Assassin). What more respect could reasonably be expected?

If I ever see someone waxing lyrical about the regeneration limit being sacred fucking mythology ever again, I will shit.

>>85576696
No, many are not sexual. Write a story for Second or Fourth. Be the change you want to see.

>>85576776
because Moffag tweaked the war Doctor to have the new cycle come and gone in his tenure

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>>85576425
"Her name is Bitch (in they year 5500, that becomes a term of endearment, explains the Doctor.)

Ajahdjahahahahaha

>>85576002
gottem

last time I posted it everyone ignored it so I'll try again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXyiVpnd6Po
I fucking love this theme
It's so alien and screams 'strange new worlds' and 'sci-fi'
To my mind one of the best Murray's pieces
what do you think about it

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>>85576867
Hi Edge, how are you? I hope you've been well!

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>>85576937

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkoGBOs5ecM

>>85576776
But he is right. They could have let his daughter or grand daughter take over and not fuck the cans over with a gender fluid doctor

>>85575823
Resurrect JNT and make him showrunner

So everything after Amy's choice is still a dream right and therefore non canon.

>>85576990
OR FUCKEN ROMANA
LALLA still interesting
then LANDAU

>>85577007
JNT nowadays would make Liberaci Doctor

>>85576985
>Tommyq
Who the fuck are you?

>>85576990
That would have ruined the show worse than Moffat. You might as well end the show if you're going to get rid of the character who's been the protagonist for 50 years.

>>85576955
Incredibly, INCREDIBLY drunk. Maybe I should do drunk /who/ art.

>>85576990
>They could have let his daughter or grand daughter take over
We don't care about them anywhere near as much as we care about the Doctor who has been defined by 54 years of adventures. Enough of this idiotic suggestion.

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Just finished viewing Remembrance of the Daleks
Why is it so highly reviewed /who/?

>>85577170
Because it's good. Great even. Has one of the best climaxes in Classic Who.

>>85577198
Indeed but it has some stupid shit and the story isn't so engaging and it's intricate for no reason

>>85577170
Literally just Ace beating the shit out of Daleks and jumping through a window.
But for real, everything. It's the GOAT

>>85577170
It's great and it has the benefit of coming after three bad seasons so it feels like a breath of fresh air.

>>85577280
Yeah that was the best scene and of course one the best action scene of classic who
But still i can't say i enjoyed it so much

>>85577170
NO COLOUREDS

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>The Abzorbaloff was also incorporated into the episode by necessity, as it was the winner of a Blue Peter children's competition to design a Doctor Who monster.

Casual reminder that the Abzorbaloff was made by a nine year old

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>>85577170

What's your favourite episode, /who/? And why did you pick that one?
...
What's the best episode? Is it different from your favourite?

>>85577170
It's the best of the "R of the Daleks" trilogy.
Which isn't that hard though; Resurrection and Revelation were s h i t

>>85577408
old or new

>that moment when Amy doesnt mercy Kovarian so she gets electrocuted

why did moff think it's a good idea

So which Arcadia did the Doctor take Amy's to before the Van Gogh episode cause Galliefrey was timelocked then and Arcadia was on Gallifrey.

>>85577417
>Revelation
GOAT

>>85577429
He said episode, so unless you want to pick one single episode of a serial you're pretty much stuck with NuWho.

>>85577417
Resurrection wasn't bad.

>>85577271
Rewatch it when you're less of a pleb desu. Only advice I can offer. The intricacy of some of the stories is part of what makes S25-26 so exciting, seeing the Doctor engage in elaborate games and escalating situations heightens the wonder and mystery of the show.

>>85577158
That's the point. People care about the doctor. Let him be then and make a new character that is female. Respect the fans.

>>85577454
The Feast of Steven
done

>>85577436
There was a lot in series 6 and 7A about people getting hardened and more violent and "no mercy".
It didn't seem to go absolutely anywhere as a theme though.

>>85577458
No, it wasn't bad.
It was awful.

>>85577493
>ignoring the other 3 questions
Alright, thanks I guess.

>>85577417
Revelation is great.

>>85577458
it is good because is bad
all that free violence
companion leave out of gore
pew pew

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Reminder that Jodie should wear the floral coat

>>85577588
will only respect her if hoodie

>>85577517
>Seven encourages Geoffrey to murder Carlton in his sleep

>>85577408
Favourite: The Curse of Fenric, because it's a masterpiece that's exploding with themes and mysterious brilliance.

Best: Probably Heaven Sent or something.

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>>85577553
The "best" episode is subjective, so I can't imagine most people's picks for the best being different to their favourite.

>>85577408
Favouritet: Thw Twin Dilemma, because it pushed the series limits
Best: Empty Child, yes

>>85577705
>still ignoring the "why"
Thanks, anon. Really appreciate it,

>>85577772
are you gallop

>>85577704
Have to see that, always seems brilliant
What else could you say about it ?(Curse of Fenric)

>>85577408
Best: Midnight
Favourite: Empty Child/ Doctor Dances

>>85577442
>>85577583
It's just slightly above average for season 22.

>>85577546
What did you not like about it?

>>85577819
Out of curiosity do you like Dawn of the Dead 1978

>>85576425
Next ep: The Doctor walks out in a black void. Blood is splattered on her clothes (she wears a sailor outfit and cap, by the way), and B follows her out. A woman played by Phoebe Waller-Bridge, called Phoebe, gives the Doctor a choice--loan her life to Phoebe, or Pinoch will stay dead. (The audience never sees how, or why, Pinoch died.) The Doctor, plus her companion, argue with Phoebe about ethics, and whether it is right to give her life for another. It involvces Wittengein philosophy, Sartre, Plato, and Socrates.

Next ep: the argument continues.

Next ep: The argument finishes. The Doctor allows herself to be shot. She regenerates into Hayley Atwell. Pinoch is returned to life. The 14th Doctor, played by Hayley Atwell, escapes in the TARDIS with Pinoch and B. (In the distance, the 13th Doctor is revealed to be chained up, having seen her own death.)

Next ep: The Fourteenth Doctor makes out with both her companions, claiming to be trying out her new tongue. Then, she lands on a fishing village in Ancient Japan, where that immortal samurai from the comics, Sato, is waiting. He claims to have teamed up with Mavic Chen to enable immediate death to all beings in the world, so he can die. The Doctor and Sato sword-fight, while B and Mavic Chen battle using giant tech armors--B's is made DIY; Mavic has brought his.) Pinoch does nothing but get kidnapped, and moan about being dead. At the end, the 14th Doctor throws Sato's Tree of Death into a wormhole. It ends up in a garden in front of two nudists. One says "Hey, Adam..."

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>>85577394
>tfw I entered this competition
My monster was an anthropomorphic rat bounty hunter.

>>85577946
Wew

F

>>85577790
It's one of those stories that moves faster and makes more logical leaps than you can quite follow, but is so poetic and confident in how it weaves together WW2, chemical weapons, the idea of primordial evil, a post-apocalyptic future, the complexity of love and hate, faith and fear, and sexual liberation, that you don't even care.

>>85577946
To be fair this is acceptable levels of autism for Doctor Who anyway

>>85577946
For Shit Trips, write him in Abzorbaloff's place in Love and Monsters.

>>85578036
I was really young at the time to give myself credit for my gay idea.

>>85577946
Do you still have the drawing?

>>85577841
>It's just slightly above average for season 22.
The interesting thing about Eighties Who is that it has fewer "average" stories than any other era. It tends to skip from shittiness to greatness from one story to the next. Revelation is definitely an example of greatness.

>>85578131
Unfortunately not. Rest assured it was absolute shite but with the level of detail you'd expect from an autistic child entering into a Dr Who competition.

>>85577946
Write a Shit Trips using that monster.

>>85575935
>>85576425
>>85577938
Is anyone reading this?

>>85577996
Great thanks, i'll watch it
I saw a frame once with a soldier that walks towards the camera that seemed fantastic

>>85577946
Mine was a biker mouse from mars

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>>85578277
Sounds like kino m8.

>>85577704
>>85577790
Curse was one of my first classic eps, and is still one of my favorites.

>>85578277
>>85577946
I want to see the Biker Mouse from Mars go head to head with the Bounty Hunter Rat, is that too much to ask Moffat?

>>85578277
Did you just rip off that cartoon?

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>>85578344

>>85578157
It's not tho. It has a few memorable characters (including that DJ guy who's only memorable for being annoying), but that's it. Also the Doctor does nothing in the whole story. He spends the first half of the story walking to the place, gets captured by Davros, then Daleks show up and arrest Davros but ignore the Doctor, then he leaves. That's the plot.

>>85577819
Oh, shit, I have to justify it.

Midnight: It's smart, scary, and I like that it takes the standard RTD set-up - likeable, relatable, average people - and then instead of putting them in a situation where they shine, he puts them in a situation where they shame themselves. Human fear and ignorance are probably Who's greatest villains, but for a show about intergalactic cultures clashing, there's not enough episodes that make humans the bad guys, not because they're inherently evil, but because they're inherently human.

Empty Child: Great use of period setting, nicely developed side characters, poignant, deeply moving finale, and probably Who's best mystery.

>>85577860
I do, although I have a slight preference for Day of the Dead

>>85578507
Thought you might, me too :)

>>85578399
WATASHITA TRIO DE DANGERS DES

>>85577841
>What did you not like about it?
Resurrection has like 10 different plots going on and doesn't try to make sense out of them. It's a haphazard mess of visuals and dialogue. Basically what people say about NuWho, except worse.

>>85578456
>He spends the first half of the story walking to the place, gets captured by Davros, then Daleks show up and arrest Davros but ignore the Doctor, then he leaves. That's the plot.
That's pretty much the extent of the plot in regard to the Doctor, yes. But the Doctor is only one of the many characters in Revelation. I can stand him being sidelined for the first half of the story because the three or four different subplots are actually interesting, which is rare for classic Who. And it's got the best Davros this side of Genesis - manipulative and genuinely amoral. It's also full of black humor and can boast some of the best direction in the classic series.

So when are we getting novelizations of Resurrection and Revelation? Now that the Adams stories are done, they're the only ones left.

>>85579176
What was keeping them before?

>>85579202
Apparently back in the 80s Terry Nation wanted a ton of money in royalties to let them use the Daleks, so Saward refused to write them.

>>85579176
and...... Doctor Who and the Pirate Planet

>>85579262
wow uncle terry was kind of a dick
and so is his family

>>85579281
Dude

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Doctor-Who-Pirate-Douglas-Adams-ebook/dp/B01KWKAJS0

Post yfw the 11th Doctor's Sonic Screwdriver was modelled on Matt Smith's cock.

>>85576446
Which Doctor?

If you ignore Dobby-Doctor and Jesus-Doctor Last of the Timelords is unironically fucking great.

Rewatching Vincent and the Doctor, was a great episode as was most of the series. Do you think the portrayal of Vincent's loneliness driving him mad and the Alien's loneliness making it lash out was intentional to look at how the Doctor could be without a companion?

>>85579432
Whichever. But for extra special value make it one of the male ones.

>>85579347
Uncle Terry is Terrance Dicks.

>>85579498
*Uncle Tewwy

>>85579445
It's still 2edgy

>>85577938
Next ep: Pinoch and B have been turned into mice. The whole episode is played by animals. It's later on revealed that the Doctor and companions have been transformed into animals, due to a energy field that is on the planet. (It's implied the planet is ruled by a furry.) Pinoch and B search for the Doctor and the TARDIS, and end up going through mental breakdowns, as their minds are turned into mice psychology. Eventually, they find the ruler, who is a giant cat. Pinoch, fully a mouse, runs, while B turns into a dog, and eats the president alive. Suddenly, B and Pinoch wake up, connected to machines. The 14th Doctor explains that this was just a virtual reality program, that has enslaved millions of people into a furry paradise. The Doctor shuts down the program.

Next ep: Phoebe talks to the viewers. She tells them that the next 2 hours will be a lie. Then...surprise! The Eleventh Doctor and Amy Pond are on an adventure. The Silurians are being attacked by a virus that hasn't been seen in several centuries, and they need the Doctor's help. Amy Pond is somewhat distrustful, because of last time she met the Silurians, but the Doctor is quick to help out. He and Amy delve into the depths of an ancient Silurian underground city...and find a colony of humans. To Amy's surprise, Eleven begins to get afraid upon seeing the humans, and tells Amy to stay away from them. Amy ignores him, and tries to figure why humans are there. None of the humans remember having been on the surface of Earth, but they know about Earth culture. Eventually, Amy finds the leader, who wears the tattoo of a giant spider. He tries to kill Amy, but the Eleventh Doctor stops him. Then the Doctor begins killing the humans, and begs Amy to leave. She does. At the end, you see a picture of young Matt Smith, that slowly turns into a picture of a spider.

>>85579498
I always thought that referred to Nation considering he was kind of a "founding father" for Doctor Who

In little over a years time there will be people watching Doctor Who for the first time who will be surprised to learn that the Doctor was once a man.

>>85579709
Probably not.

In little over a years time there will be people watching Doctor Who for the last time who will be surprised to learn that the Doctor was once a woman.

Why does Karen Gilliam makes me hard like diamonds?

>>85579709
>once

Guys, wtf happened in Doom Coalition? I completely forgot it was a thing.

So what is the Doctor to other Timelords. Teenager, Young Adult?

>>85579709
2005 viewers heard horror stories about rubbish who was in the 80s. 2018 viewers will hear stories about rubbish who was last year.

>>85579929
Legs, face, hair.

And the fact she's definitely fucked Matt Smith and Arthur Darvil and half the guys from Guardians of the Galaxy.

>>85579709
Okay. That's pretty interesting. There are always new people discovering the show.

>>85580012
probably a young adult

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>>85579929
because you're faggot

>>85579929
The thought of her milky white skin getting BLUED by Marvel.

Why does Jenna Coleman make me hard like diamonds?

>>85580031
the difference is it was probably harder in 2005 to go back and watch 80s who than it will be in 2018 to watch stuff from last year, so people can form their own opinions and not rely on secondhand stories

>>85580156
Because you crave pancakes

>>85580156
Why does David Tennant make me hard like diamonds?

Any good recent Big Finish? I was busy with coursework and exams for a couple of months and then Series 10 was airing, so I didn't bother with BF. Is the new Classic Doctors / New Monsters good?

>>85580221
What happened to your trip Edge?

Why does Pearl Mackie's big black ass make me want to burst through it like a wall of diamonds?

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Why does Nycola Bryan make hard as azbantium

>>85575935
>>85576425
>>85577938
>>85579558
Might write for Shit Trips.

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>>85580337

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I watched Doctor Who as a kid but stopped at around season three.

Just started watching it again and I had to come here to vent about this fucking little bitch. If I was the Doctor I'd just rip the fucking pencil out of her hand and strap her down to the floor or something. FUCK her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wsYbTnhrbE&t=0s
hnnggggggg

>>85580652
>ywn be suffocated by the fatty on the right as she does rancid farts in your face and the one on the left drowns you in her milky mammaries

>>85580652
eww

>when you thought no companion could be worse than Rose bu then they introduced the Pond

Doctor Who is dead.

>>85581258
Amy is nowhere near as bad Rose

>>85581258
Begone, Pleb, Pond was the best, and the dynamic with her, the Doctor and Rory was fantastic
(also she's fucking hot)

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>>85579558
Next ep: The Fourteenth Doctor finds her TARDIS in a modern 2017 town. For astute viewers, as in the only viewers left, this is the same town destroyed by a Dalek in episode 1. The town is under quarantine, and anyone who tries to leave gets shot down. Pinoch and B ask to just go in the TARDIS and leave, and 14th Doctor agrees. Unfortunately, she is shot down by a Chinese man, who recognizes her as the same man he shot down years ago on Christmas day. The Doctor regenerates into another form, played by Ruth Negga. The Fifteenth Doctor complains about her bra being the wrong size now, and nearly gets shot again, this time by military men. Pinoch and B swiftly get the Fifteenth Doctor into the TARDIS, and they disappear. Then a Dalek shows up, and we realize Ep 1 is about to start.

Next Ep: The 15th Doctor, having calmed down, navigates back to that town. Everyone is dead, and also a ghost. This episode is just about the Fifteenth Doctor, Pinoch, and B figuring out what happenned. Somewhere along the line, Pinoch reveals that he's actually an artificial person, left behind by his inventor. B and Pinoch have a love scene. 15th Doctor watches, taking notes on human breeding rituals.

Second to last ep: It explains everything. What the CGI spiders are, what Phoebe has to do with everything, who the Kris Marshall Doctor is. However, all the dialogue is backwards. Rumors of ripping off Twin Peaks' Black Lodge is never confirmed.

Final Ep: It's revealed that B was the inventor who made Pinoch. The Fifteenth Doctor defeats the giant black spiders, as well as the fake Doctor played by Kris Marshall. Pinoch loans his life back to Phoebe, saving the First Doctor's life. The Fifteenth Doctor ends up leaving B to die...until Thirteenth Doctor shows up. She extends her hand out, saving B from the rapidly growing darkness. It's revealed that although Phoebe killed 13, an earlier version of 13 is here. 13 travels on, with B, Nirvi, and Asian companion in tow.

>people who say Rose is the best companion and then call Clara a bitch

I support a transgender companion.

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>>85581185

Why is BBC America literally the Doctor Who and Star Trek channel?

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>>85581543

I'm going to die

Are there any edits of Lie of the Land where 12 regenerates into 13 yet?

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>>85581672

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>>85575738
SJWs the show
How c u c k e d is Britain?

>>85581754
>implying not every current show is SJW

>>85581754
Fuck off boardie

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>>85580652
>these plebs hate nardie

>>85581754
Hola reddit

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>>85581398
I put a Hayley Atwell Doctor and a Ruth Negga Doctor in my fake Series 11, and no one noticed.

>>85580327
It's pretty good yea. Five's story is pretty wank but the rest are all great, especially Six and Four.

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>>85581870
Who?
>>85581918
I'm 25 and never been on leddit
Have been lurking on this soulsucking side for almost 5 years.

>>85581870
>boardie
Stop using that word.

WIBBLY WOBBLY

T I M E Y

W
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So Clara is obviously a perfect girlfriend stand in, pretty, smart, adventurous, nice, determined, yada yada yada (also is she ever mentioned to be funny cause that would fit in as well.
But convince me that Amy isn't waifu bait as well, she's feisty, adventurous, hot, redhead, apparently slurry which some people like. Actually feisty is a good companion trait as well and she can be resourceful as well (see the old Amy episode).
So does Clara show any traits that aren't generic and good for adventuring and is Amy a good companion or are those few traits not that impactful in her run?

What do you think about Donald Trump?

>>85583040
He's canon

>>85582610
>Clara is obviously a perfect girlfriend stand in, pretty, smart, adventurous, nice, determined,
Did you watch S8?

Here's a list of Doctors that still need stories. (You can still write stories with other Doctors who already have entries. In fact, I'd be glad to have them. The 12th Doctor only has two stories!):

Second Doctor
Fourth Doctor
War Doctor
Tenth Doctor
Kris Marshall Doctor with Anri Okata companion
Morbius Doctor
Foreman Doctor
Auton Stratgem Doctor

More Thirteenth Doctor stories would be nice as well.

I'll also accept stories with just the companions.

Perhaps a story where Fitz and Zoe have to team up against an evil super-computer?

Or that story that Moffat was originally gonna make for the 50th when it looked like Matt Smith's contract would run out, with just Clara Oswald in the 50th celebration?

Or a story where Gwen Cooper ends up meeting that maid from Unquiet Dead?

Or a story where the Curse of Fatal Death Broadbent Doctor meets the Thirteenth Doctor?

Or a story with the Class cast?

>>85583040
I think he's a terrible choice for president, almost as worse as Hillary.

Both terrible.

Bernie is terrible too.

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Here you go /who/. A Trolin Baker.

>>85583169
Holy shit

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>>85583169
Also this.

>>85583169
10/bloody 10

>>85583169
>>85583227
Do you autists think this is funny?

Which one-off companion would you fuck?
Kylie Minogue, don't even give a shit.

>>85583321
Victorian Clara

>>85583321
Jenny

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>>85583294

>>85583351
Good choice. I remember staying over at my mum's for Christmas and having a cheeky wank in my bed to Victorian Clara later that night. Should've stayed Victorian.

>>85583383
Ok you got me
I chuckled

>>85582610
I fucking hate Bill, and not because she's a lesbian, but because she's a black lesbian.

>>85583613
Yeah, she should have stayed. It would've been a chance to have some Victorian clothes - show off her bust and all that.

New wank material every week.

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My Shit Trips entry has just topped 25,000 words and 57 pages. Nearly there!

>>85583708
But why do you hate her black lesbianismness.

>>85583767
nobody is gonna read it

Why is Doctor Who vidya so shit?

>>85583767
there's a 10,000 word limit

>>85584033
As the person who originally wrote the Shit Trips promotional post in the first place, I can inform you with some degree of authority that "preferably" doesn't mean "strictly".

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>>85584033
Really? No one told me, and I'm the one in charge of the thing.

>>85583767
>>85576524
>and preferably not in excess of 10,000, it's short fiction you fuck

Make it a two parter, anon.
Also fucking hell that's a lot, I've bought books with less pages.
What's your story even about?

>>85583767
Make it into a Diary of a Wimpy Kid style book, like Mumkey Jones is doing with My Twisted World by Elliot Rodger.

>>85584139
ANON GOT BTFO'd

>>85584171
>Make it a two parter, anon.
It's divided into 23 short chapters if that helps, and there is a sort of interval roughly in the middle.

It uses 3 interconnected storylines, with 3 different Doctors in the present and future, to explore various angles on the idea of empathy. (It's also in very small part a followup to 'The Hybrid' from Vol. 1, I know a few people read that one.)

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>>85583169
>>85583227
>tfw you witness paint anon's return

>>85584341
Lymerence, do you like my alternate Series 11? Tell me details of what you liked.

Doctor Who but it's from the ghetto

>>85584419
Oddly enough, I really loved the pacing. It was super quick-fire and not a single word of it bored me. Of course, the writing and character was great too and it's a very funny thing to wonder about.

>>85583767
What is it about?

>>85581928
I noticed

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>>85584489
Thank you. I wrote it as a joke at first on how to destroy Who, but I wouldn't mind seeing as Pinoch or B on screen. Also, I enjoyed the idea of three separate Doctors in one series.

>>85584613
Then why didn't you make a comment? What did you think of the series?

im about to start working my way through all the 8th doctor big finish stuff. i mean, i guess i'll be finding out myself soon enough, but on a scale of one to ten, how good are they on average?

>>85584491
See >>85584369

It also features a tribute to /who/'s favourite Peter Harness moment, but that's as much as I'll say on the matter.

Why is that when women write Doctor Who books, they're usually GOAT, but when women write Doctor Who episodes, they're usually shit? Instead of getting Lloyd Rose or Kate Orman, we get Helen Raynor or Sarah Dollard.

>>85584654
What's hayleyat1.jpg look like? You can see her nipple in this one, so what's special about the first one?

>>85584782
Because the sample size of women writing those things is so small that neither provides a reliable representation

>>85584840
I just save images with that naming system. Nothing special going on.

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>>85584840

>>85585151
I assume you'd use this when drama is going on?

>>85585021
my naming system is azsdfgafdgasfdg and i have literally gotten "dfgsdfgsdfgdsf.jpg already exists" on several occasions

>>85585172
I guess. I just take good pics.

>>85584613
Then did you notice that the Chinese man who shoots the Fourteenth Doctor is one of the Chinese gangsters from the TV movie.

>the doctor broke up mickey and rose
>the doctor stopped donna from marrying that black dude
>the doctor ruined clara and dannys relationship

why is the doctor such a fucking based racist?

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>>85585315

>>85585343
But Donna ended up marrying another black dude. And unlike the last one, he didn't have a job. Ten had to give them a lottery ticket so they wouldn't either be homeless or live in Donna's mum's place.

starting the runaway bride now, its INCREDIBLE how much better and more fun 10 is literally the SECOND rose is gone

So is the reason why tumblr loves Donna so much because she was a fortysomething woman who lived with her mum and didn't have a real job?

>>85585606
It's kino, bravo Moffat

>>85585633
thanks lad

>>85585151
Hey, Immigrant. What are your top 10 favorite books outside of Doctor Who? Just wondering.

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Is it possible to make a Doctor/companion relationship work?

>>85586276
Not the way Moffat and RTD have been doing it, so we probably shouldn't try a third time.

>>85586276

theres was god tier because of the sexual frustration that was never acted on, pure pottery

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>>85586276
>The perfect Doctor/Companion relationship doesn't exi...

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>>85586423
>tfw Lucie, Molly, and Liv's actresses are all successful and win tons of awards, while India Fisher's claim to fame is narrating Masterchef

>>85586276
Imagine how many times Jenna had to wipe Matt Smith's cum off her chin.

>>85586513
She did win an award last year for doing a book on tape, so there's that.

Also she got to do some of the best doctor who scripts ever written: chimes, scherzo, natural history of fear, etc. I don't feel bad considering that honestly? The older molly osullivan they got for dark eyes 4 was better than ruth sadly. I just never got any feels from her. I got a ton from mcgann but not so much from ruth

DAE feel like dark eyes only got the award that it did because it was the 50th anniversary year and it was more of an apology for not giving awards to the EDAs season 4 or Chimes of Midnight?

>>85586872
Wasn't the specific episode of Dark Eyes that got an award (The Great War) the actually good one though?

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>>85586513
Charlie was kind of shit.

Torchwood was completely justified to kill any and all aliens on british soil for queen and country.

>>85587391
>flying away in intergalactic ship
>not even in atmosphere
>"on British soil"

I agree though, fuck those space sandniggers

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>>85587508
anon literally everything is british soil, god save the queen

>>85587602
Shit, you're right anon. God save the Queen. I shall turn myself in at the Tower of London at once for my treason.

SIR THE CLOISTERS

if 13 has a male companion will she be slower than him when they're running away from aliens?

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>>85575935
>>85576425
>>85577938
>>85579558
>>85581398
Someone read this and tell me what you think, please.

Also, more Shit Trips entries, pls.

>>85588502
of course not
it will be a super effeminate twink so the female doctor looks like the dominant one

>>85588542
See >>85585864

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Scaroth reporting in.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQ9U6kMXbVY
matt really wanted to fuck her

>>85588810
>implying they didn't fuck

>>85588810
>tfw you will never play the doctor and have 3 years of flirting with a qt

why even live?

>>85585864
>>85588647

I honestly need to read more non-Who books. I've read quite a few short stories--Laird Barron, Thomas Ligotti, and other weird fiction. I remember liking the Young Wizards series when I was younger (that book series was, coincidentally, written by a Who fan, who actually wrote in a Who fanthology. She's apparently a Fifth Doctor fan.)

I also remember liking the Animorphs series when I was younger.

Can someone make a wiki page for the Twink companion?

>>85589544
I can't think of anything funny to say

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>>85588810
>matt really wanted to fuck
Could have just stopped there 2bh

>>85576425
>Next ep: The Doctor is in, and he's played by fan favorite Kris Marshall! He curses, uses guns, and pisses on the side of his spaceship. Not a TARDIS, because in his words, "a phone box is fookin' stupid." He drags along his companion, played by a buxom Japanese lady, to an election in Peladon that's being plagued by a monster. After spending some time there (and having implied sex with his companion), he kills the monster, gaining Peladon's thanks. He calls them all peace-loving hippies, and assasinates the elected president, claiming that he's setting time straight. Ten years pass, and he is the ruler of Peladon, using his companion as a maid. Eventually, his companion starts a coup, and he's about to kill her roo. As the companion is running away, she sees a blonde woman in a phone box.
>"Hello. I'm the Doctor."
Would Watch

>>85590114
Yeah, evil Marshall Doctor would be fun to watch.

>>85590212
>Marshall Valeyard
>"I was supposed to be you, and you took MY existence from me!"

>>85590300
Heh. In the thing above, Marshall Doctor is supposed to be a fake Doctor, pretending to be the Doctor after the real one allegedly "died."

NEW THREAD
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>>85590602
>>85590602
>>85590602
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>>85580431

>See this photo
>Always zoom in on the pubic hair and it gets you hard