13 Inches, Bone Pressed Edition
https://pastebin.com/4zF1PBay/
Meanwhile: >>85528611
>>85536180
stop making the thread early, you spaz
>>85536180
David Lynch dies tonight. Screenshot this.
>>85536289
>tfw you kill everyone else around you and the only thing left to do is murder yourself
its a shame miguel ferrer couldnt get away in time
first for ayyyfu
/TPG/ POSTERS POWER RANKINGS
1. Judyposters
2. Lunchposter
3. Jumping man poster
4. Missoulaposter
5. dOugei poster
GAP
6. /mu/fags
GAP
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9000. Laurafags
9001. Candiefags
GAP
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9000000000001. Vedderfags
>>85536289
Watched this last night, it was actually pretty decent. What's some other essential Leekino? I've already seen Vampires.
dale pooper lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UkRvMxE0CM
>>85536380
delet dis
>>85536377
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHpz9wtaSHo is all right
It's been so lonnnnnggg
Friendly reminder that Kyle confirmed that Cooper gets his mind back in an interview.
>“There are three characters that I play in Twin Peaks. Actually four, but the fourth is only seen for a very short period of time, so we’ll say three. Each character is very distinct, very specific and quite different from the other. And the way I found each of those was a process. So for let’s say the evil doppelgänger, much of that character came from the physical presentation, and how we created the look of that guy. But also inside —not that he’s not human— but he’s almost inhuman, lacking any remorse whatsoever. That was difficult for me to get to, but you just have to think of yourself as a shark in the water.
>The other character of Dougie is almost a blank canvas, he’s almost a newborn in the body of a grown-up person. And that process was more about discovering the world as if seeing it for the first time. So there’s an innocence there, and there’s a sense of timing that is different than what you or I might experience in the world. Things take much longer to explore and experience, and David gave me the freedom to be able to find that.
>And finally, of course, you’re left with Dale Cooper who’s now 25 years older and still Dale Cooper, but perhaps a little wiser. He’s had some tragedies in his life that have affected him in a way that’s maybe quiet him a little bit.”
http://welcometotwinpeaks.com/actors/kyle-maclachlan-dale-cooper-mr-c-dougie/
One and the same?
What does it mean?
Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Kanye West recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper gets his mind back. (Pic is the old Cooper (fine cup of joe Cooper))
https://soundcloud.com/blue-harvest-beat/i-love-cooper
>>85536289
hell be fine
>>85536402
haha imagine if Kyle was holding you wouldn't that be crazy
WHO'S JUDY
PLEASE ANSWER THIS YOU FUCKING HACK
>>85536377
Mother Night is very good IMO. Backbeat is decent but it bugged me how none of them look like the Beatles
>>85536471
We can't talk about her, not after the incident.
>>85536471
http://twinpeaks.wikia.com/wiki/Judy_Swain
>>85536460
haha imagine if he kissed you on the lips haha silly Kyle
david lunch lol
>>85536380
Fuck off, reddit
>>85536529
BASED
A
S
E
D
>>85536450
>filename
>>85536558
dale pooper lol
>>85536529
lol
>>85536521
haha imagine if he whispered in your ear how much he loves you haha the absolute madman
>>85536450
are they played by the same actress? i'm face-blind.
>>85536450
Golden circle
>>85536590
>>85536521
>>85536460
>laughing on the outside
>crying on the inside
>>85536521
haha imagine if you walked into your sex dungeon and you seen this haha no homo kyle lol.
>>85536501
Is she just quiet now?
Do you think Kyle stops to shitpost here from time to time?
I mean, we already know Lynch and Frost come here to shit on each other every now and then.
DirecTV sucks. There's only one channel and nothing to watch.
>>85536345
underrated post
>>85536744
>not wanting to watch the CUTEchannel
>>85536705
Judy is still cool, she's always been cool.
>>85536818
I'm not gonna talk about Judy
dale plopper lol
>>85536450
Lewis Black in drag
Catherine no... I'm sorry about the fish ;_;
Dale Cop rofl
>>85536590
haha imagine if he led you to his bedroom and made sweet love to you haha Kyle is the best
>>85536744
I know we all take it for granted a bit but it's kind of amazing how iconic Laura was even before FWWM came out just from this and her in the Lodge
/tv/ throws the word around a lot but that picnic video is pure kino
>>85536728
how do we know this?
thanks to who ever posted that au revoir simone album here
its good
>>85536895
It was also a huge boost to Sheryl's career even if she ended up being too recognisable as Laura and Maddy which was sort of a setbackand then Neutropenia happened
>>85536953
IT'S A WHISPER
IT'S A FUNNY THING
>>85536678
He hosted the same episode on which Sinead O'Potato tore up that picture of Saint John Paul the Great.
>>85536450
>>85536875
>>85536953
>>85536978
FOR THE LAST TIME
FOR THE LAST TIME...
dana assbrook lol
>>85536678
When did Paul Atreides join the Spacing Guild?
>>85537004
Based Sinead.
>>85537048
gib not-Jessica-Chastain gf
>>85536977
Looking at her filmography, she had a pretty good career. Sure, you could say that it's lacking from how famous Twin Peaks made her, but that was her very first role and she came from nothing for that. Plus, it wasn't until FWWM that she actually got to show off her acting chops, even if in the show she still was the defacto Laura.
She's had good work pretty much each year, only taking off when she got sick. It's definitely a good career for a girl who came out of nowhere without Hollywood nepotism to help.
Does anybody know any good Moria Kino?
>>85536345
>implying there is only ONE lunchposter
btw david lunched lol
>>85537066
AHH
AH
AHHH
AH
AHAHHA
AHHH
AHHH
>>85537213
hahabut donuts aren't lunch
more like davidsnacklol
>>85531910
>literally redit in the icon
NIBBA
>>85537144
her career didn't prevent her from having to sell pretty much all of her stuff and living on a farm owned by relatives, the disease fucked up her life pretty bad
>>85536448
I'm more upset that we never got to see the real Dougie. Copper is old and CoopDoug is okay if a little repetitious. The coke snorting, hooker fucking, insurance scamming spawn of Bad Coop needed more air time.
>>85537299
disease?
>>85536377
https://youtu.be/7_4XRka9Cfo
>>85536564
carrie's mom looks so much like catherine martell. that's weird.
Are these threads still full of kids who just found out about Lynch screaming "LYNCHED" at everyone who criticizes Twin Peaks?
>>85536604
Can any non-autists (AKA normie scum) answer this? I genuinely can't tell faces apart.
>>85537299
See, I'm not sure how much I believe that though because it was published by the Evening Standard which is a shit rag. Also, Sheryl herself came out and denied that things were that bad: http://welcometotwinpeaks.com/actors/sheryl-lee-response-2016/
You could say maybe it was damage control and she didn't want people to know her situation, but even looking at her credits she was still doing a lot of acting around that time. Sure, she probably wasn't loaded, but that article seems pretty exaggerated
>>85537453
LYNCHED predates S3, you tourist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXth84G7dkM
Good song.
>>85537453
i want ur anus.
>>85537453
L Y N C H E Dlol
>>85536448
We've seen him play all three of those already so he wouldn't be lying if we never saw him again. Think about it. Parts 1 and 2, he is irrefutably Cooper. We also see Mr C, the REAL Douglas Jones ( there character he plays so briefly he doesn't really count) and our baby minded lovely boy Dougie.
If Cooper never got his mind back it wouldn't contradict what he said here. That said, I do think he will, briefly. Though I doubt he'll relive any comfy Twin Peaks activities like coffee at the diner or hanging with the cops. It will be for a final heroic act, possibly talking to or exorcising Sarah Palmer.
I'm going off on one now but I really hope this season reaches a point where Sarah Palmer can die heroic Lu and proudly and be at peace with her family.
>>85536604
>>85537460
The left image is blurry as fuck, don't feel too bad about it.
>>85537453
get lynched pleb
>>85537453
Hahaha
LYNCHED
Y
N
C
H
E
D
>>85537460
no they're just both obese women screaming and making ugly faces
you could have just used IMDB
>>85537460
check the fucking credits of the episodes retard, it's not the same person
>>85537460
>>85536604
>>85536450
someone check the credits.based AHHH AHHH AHHH is the patricians waifu desu
>>85537520
**die heroicly
>>85536678
S P R O C K E T S
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihP3fpLtpcM
Good song.
>>85537613
>>85537595
why the similarity tho? what's the significance?
>>85536471
Judy is in the room with the dirty bearded men. That is all.
>>85536895
>forgetting James' flashback
>>85537520
I think the last 3 or 4 hours will be normal Coop.
>>85537685
Lynch is into POETRY
>>85536818
The Judys are not what they seem.
>>85537687
How could I forget, when her skin was so soft and smelled so good?
>>85537746
It's been all over this season, it was clearly planned as one work. There is repitition, echoing, mirroring all throughout
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4066ADCvG8
Good song.
>>85537505
>LYNCHED predates s3
Was literally made on these generals
>be David Lynch
>put great actor Jürgen Prochnow in movie
>let him play useless background woodsman
was it a prank, /tpg/?
>>85537795
Imagine what laura's skin smelled like haha?
>>85538004
She didn't take a shower at all in FWWM
Imagine how smelly she must have been haha
>>85537948
>what is a cameo
He probably visited the set that day
>>85538056
Why don't we get kino shots like this anymore.
>>85538091
Sure I'd buy that, but cameos don't usually get featured in the opening credits. So I don't think it's a cameo.
>>85538105
Don't worry anon, Showtime can show full nudity.
Laura is going to be coming back in style.
This thread is going so slow it's going to make me. [/spolier] late [\spolier]
>>85537137
>based
Kill yourself, Jew.
>inb4 when the whole series is out and some reddit faggot makes a "superior" fancut that removes scenes like the shovel spraying, floor sweeping and episode 8 in it's entirety
Soon.
>>85538197
>>85538256
That's actually why I haven't watched a single episode yet.
>>85538277
>>85538247
You first, kiddy-diddler.
>>85538301
>Update
kys
>>85537648
TOUCH MY MONKEY
>>85538372
>>85538151
>onscreen for 2 seconds
>not a cameo
The actress who plays Annie is also listed in the opening credits despite being onscreen for 30 seconds, probably because FWWM was cut to hell and back
>>85538372
>>85538247
Father O'Malley pls
>>85538105
that movie was shit though
the return is better
>>85537004
Nope, that was the episode Tim Robbins hosted in 92.
>>85538337
Fuck off, kike.
>>85538345
Fuck off, kike.
>>85538268
WHO'S HE WALKING WITH????? MOMMY????
>>85538502
>>85538394
There's a big difference. Annie had a line, a very important line.
Also, Annie had another scene that was cut and included in Missing Pieces. Jürgen had no such scene as far as we know.
>>85538518
laura
>>85538372
>you'll never touch Kyle's monkey
Speaking of which, is Kyle the definitive waifu of /tpg/?
>>85538372
Judy?
anyone have that drake / twin peaks / game of throne meme?
>>85538584
>>85538502
You first, diddler-uno.
>>85538317
>>85538337
>>85538345
>>85538434
>>85538247
>>85538521
>>85538573
yes
>>85538585
>>85537948
Apparently he asked to be in it because he was a fan of TP and had worked with Lynch already on Dune.
>>85536452
another one of these....
>>85538625
>>85538584
>>85538604
YOU BETTER NOT
>>85538482
WRONG: https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/season-16/episode/1-kyle-maclachlan-with-sinead-o-connor-63951
>>85538434
Fuck off, kike.
>>85538521
Fuck off, kike.
>>85538615
Fuck off, kike.
>>85538617
Fuck off, kike.
>>85538617
>>85538525
Apparently that scene over the convenience store ran for nearly 20 minutes according to le facebook anti-semite, it's possible the high billing was a remnant of that
>>85538625
>Kyle looks adorable in stuff like Portlandia and Agents of Capeshit which were filmed pretty recently
>he looks like a wax dummy in The Return
How and why? Is age catching up to him?
>>85538631
>Apparently he asked to be in it because he was a fan of TP and had worked with Lynch already on Dune.
Thanks!
Here's a sexy man-picture for you.
>>85538687
Make-up, lighting, intentional, etc
>>85538681
>Apparently that scene over the convenience store ran for nearly 20 minutes according to le facebook anti-semite, it's possible the high billing was a remnant of that
Wow I'd love to see that.
>>85538687
>catching up to him
New phone cover.
Do I need to add the Star of David to this for our official /tpg/ off-topic autists image?
This bitch is a doppelganger. That's why she's acting so weird.
>>85538666
She performed several times as a guest, you mong.
http://m.imdb.com/title/tt0694616/
The pope stuff happened in 92 when Twin Peaks was already off the air.
>>85538540
but laura dieded
>>85538755
wow, did you get that on reddit?
don't use phone cases, moron.
>>85538769
>>85538784
laura is female jesus m80
>>85538784
>>85538784
>but laura dieded
doppelganger
>>85538796
automatic memebot
>>85538813
CUTE
>>85538735
I do love the idea of filming on that set with David just winging it all day
>umm ok Frederick, put the camera in the negro's mouth as he says "EEEELECTRRRRIIIICITY"
>>85538846
>>85538769
Gordon and Albert would've known if she was a doppelganger. I think she's just evil.
>>85538793
who cares? it's not like he will ever go outside and other people will see it
kill mary fuck
This is the Christ figure for your television series.
Say something nice to her!
>>85538885
>>85536448
Friendly reminder that for Cooper to get his mind back Evil Cooper has to die and when Evil Cooper dies there will be no antagonist so it likely won't happen until the finale if at all.
>>85538666
You're boring me now.
>>85538899
>>85538777
WRONG
>>85538853
>tfw you will never lose your throat virginity on Lynch's set
>>85538760
>official /tpg/ off-topic autists image
might as well add the entire /mu/ board there as well whenever the topic of NIN comes up and they start sperging over music
>>85538687
to be fair, as the doppelganger he is supposed to look rough and dirty and as Dougie he has to look kinda of like a dummy, so we really haven't seen him as his usual self that often.
>>85538905
WRONG
>>85538899
ER'UOY ETUC!
>>85538760
Evangelion is unironically the better series anyway especially if you pit their respective films against each other
>>85538899
Jesus wishes he had a smile like that
>>85538951
>>85538920
>>85538904
nah he just has to wake up
>>85538929
DAVID LYNCH DEFINITELY DID NOT etc. etc.
>>85538999
EVAEL WON
>>85538899
>Laura is a mythological Christ analogue that will save all of mankind
>Meanwhile everyone forgot Maddy five minutes after she died
>>85539047
Now that I'm looking closer at him, I think it's the dye job. It looks pretty bad. Should've just gone with his normal hair desu
>>85539100
>>85538920
I am israeli and would like to lick here breasto.
Hi.
I may start watching twin peaks and I have some questions.
Is the 1990' twin peaks worth it?
Is the 2017 show a sequel or a reboot?
>>85539124
>>85539008
Nah MIKE explains it early on, one of them has to die. Dale will probably come back in the last or second last episode which will probably end on a cliffhanger
>>85539130
>reboot?
>>85539130
Yes
>>85539047
Me on the right
>>85538899
friendly reminder that she's the only female cast to not sleep with Lynch hence him making Laura more and more important out of desperation to get his dick wet
>>85539130
you have to watch everything faggot
>>85539211
>>85539220
in release order
>>85538755
fucking disgusting.
If you are gonna get something like that at least use a pattern that looks half decent on it's own.
>>85538999
Very disrespectful!
>>85539285
>>85539318
>>85539298
ok thanks
>>85539325
What's that scalpel looking thing with "millennial" on it?.
I know this is probably going to be Lynch's final project and it's sort of an ode to his entire career but because of that I'd love to see one last film from him after this, I imagine it would be very different to everything previous
>>85539325
see? much better.
>>85539380
Exactly what did he mean by this
>>85539482
>>85539448
Do you know?
>>85539482
25 YEARS OF BLACK LODGE PUSSY
>>85539218
Kek This is obviously Lynch's bastard
>>85539482
>>85539488
>>85539526
Did Laura's snatch make Cooper retarded?
>>85539414
it's literally the same as when you drink too much and in the morning you're hungover and you think 'man i'm so fucking hungover i'll never drink again' but then a few days or weeks later you really wanna do it again because it is fun, you just dont want to do it immediately afterwards. I think that's what filmmaking is like. TP s3 is a HUGE project for anyone to undertake, let alone Lynch. Dude is probably exhausted. Might get one more film out of him I reckon a few years from now if we're lucky.
>>85539572
>>85539550
>>85539614
>>85539553
wow I think I can see her underwear
>>85539611
>those perfect thighs
>>85539576
That's another thing that concerns me, film production is fucking exhausting and Lynch is an old man now I don't know how he does it, maybe that transcendental meditation shit works
>>85536728
How do we know that?
>>85539638
Bad things will happen to YOU if keep this up anon
>>85539727
Dear 4chan friend, do NOT buy Mark's book -- thank you!!
>>85539767
>>85539767
But David.... YOU were the one talking about Judy all along!
all friends
>>85536728
Don't listen to >>85539788 the book is very much canon and important in fact I'd buy two.
>>85538626
p-post more
>>85539892
>>85539825
*jazzes your path*
>>85539883
I actually had to buy it twice. The fucking Kindle version is shit and none of the images are legible. The hardcover'll be here tomorrow.
>tfw Twin Peaks got me into the occult
Start meditating (but don't fall for the TM scam)
>>85539952
Good good, I-er, I mean frost appreciates it.
>>85539380
It says millennium
>>85539825
WHAAA-?
>>85540208
What it is?
>>85540040
Fortunately, the hardcover is now steeply discounted, so the combined cost of the Kindle file then and the hardcover now is less than the cost of the hardcover when it was first published.
>>85540015
>some hack performance artist
>occult
lol
>>85540244
sex toy
>>85540274
yet thelema nsny
>>85540273
Regardless of the price you've still been thoroughly FROSTED
>>85540274
>some drug addled boy toucher
>occult
>>85540217
>>85540273
alternate universe poop
>>85540273
Nooo buy it twice I'll make you a bookhouse boy if you do
>>85540217
SHE'S SICK
>>85540346
That's not Oscar Wilde dum dum
>>85540391
>>85540434
>Oscar Wilde
cursed by brazillian voodoo
>>85540350
>>85540408
A Y U D A M E
Y
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E
>>85540477
does this guy knows andy sixx?
>>85540475
ESHU'D
>>85540346
>some literal who, who experimented on his piss and shit to create gold
>occult
>>85540546
>literal who
Confirmed not woke.
>>85540519
>>85540434
sorry I am drunk
Orson Wells that was cursed
Oscar Wilde was just a Irish Liberace
https://books.google.com.br/books?id=O5Fk2aEDzRcC&pg=PA221&lpg=PA221&dq=orson+welles+macumba&source=bl&ots=W7SKl2JCok&sig=a6sDLnOHwwOcXURGiylp1OeeyLg&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjkyv-ms8XSAhXTPpAKHd14DfoQ6AEINDAE#v=onepage&q=orson%20welles%20macumba&f=false
>>85540477
WE'RE MILES AWAY
rhonda still worst girl
>>85540664
that would be potato tits
>>85540664
>>85540681
When are we seeing Otis and Buella again
>>85540858
Buella sex scene this week.
rhonda dies in ep 13. screenshot this
>>85540911
>>85540612
>orson welles was cursed by a witch doctor
>was the black dahlia killer
>Lynch is obsessed with the black dahlia murder and alludes to it regularly
>did NOT rape his daughter and did NOT murder his best friend
Is Twin Peaks being made by the demon that possessed Orson and David as a sly confession?
>>85540992
mUAAAAHAAAAAAAA the french..... champagne
>>85540992
certainly
Somebody post their best Twin Peaks avatar pictures please.
>>85541069
>avatar
wtf
>>85541069
I don't like Dick.
Dick istoo cocky
>>85536471
She stayed at the hotel, you know.
>>85540992
Dear /tv/ friends, FUCKING DELETE THIS
>>85541177
STOP
>>85536471
Josie's sister who was going to feature in the FWWM sequels we never got
>>85541276
>>85539825
Good song btw. Probably his most underrated album.
>>85541276
>>85541293
>>85541310
"LODGER"
>>85541310
Look Back In Anger and Yassassin are GOAT
>>85541383
>Look Back In Anger
it is Oasis you dumb ass
>>85541310
1.Outside is absolutely his most underrated
>>85536394
Probably my new favorite moment of the entire series. It made me laugh so goddamn hard.
>25 year wait
>11 episodes in
>''How's Annie'' still not answered
Fuck Lynch and fuck Lynch people
cuties will save us
>>85538755
>anon, want to explain to us why you have a gay porno star on your phone cover
>>85541525
how does she do it
>>85541509
That insignificant character is dead and her death isn't even worth addressing lol
>>85541509
>>85541608
>the most memorable line in the series
>insignificant
fucking Lynch bootlickers
>>85541509
>Lynch, why did you forget about my characters? Can you at least address the owls? no? oh, o-okay
>>85541677
what about Judy's line
>>85536180
Did "what a joke of a franchise" poster kill themselves?
>>85541722
dead after 68 days what a joke of a franchise LOL
>>85541677
>she's dead, wrapped in plastic
>>85541677
What needs to be resolved about that line?
It's just Bob/Doop mocking the others since they don't realize what's happened, nothing more to it.
CONSTANT REMINDER
THAT /WHO/ A better show and general
TPG BTOs
>>85541792
>What needs to be resolved about that line?
we need to know if she is okay
>post yfw the return ends on a cliffhanger and is not continued
>>85541840
She's dead.
>>85541759
>/tpg/ will inevitably end soon
I'm going to miss you all
>>85541825
Enjoy your new doctor lecturing people how she's a stronk wymyn every episode.
>>85541860
not in Fros't fic
>>85541677
>>85541787
ANNIEFAG BTFO
>>85541856
Cliffhangers are the only way Twin Peaks should ever end
>>85541310
speaking of lesser known bowie albums
has anyone here listened to black tie white noise? i really like it but i've never seen anyone talk about it before. it has some cool instrumental stuff.
>>85538755
Lol fagget
>>85538755
Where in China did you find that?
>>85537066
can someone explain to me wtf this entire scene was about? everyone was acting weird as fuck from start to finish