Suffering edition.
PREVIOUSLY
>>85522240
/tpg/ first here
Doctor Whore
>>85532055
>>85532055
Tiny Penis General?
>>85532073
delet this
What do you think of 5 lads? Personally, I think he is the best.
>>85532113
Chantho deserved everything.
>>85532055
x
>>85532135
Good actor, good Doctor.
>>85532073
Enough with the shitty meme
>/who/ presents:
DOCTOR WHO: SHIT TRIPS Vol. 2
- The Anthology -
>Are you a true fan of Doctor Who?
>Have you ever written down a sequence of words?
If the answer is yes or no, then you are ready to contribute a literary masterpiece to the second /who/ collection of original Doctor Who-based short fiction.
/who/ did it once. Now, we're gonna do it again! Yet another entry in an age-old tradition of p̶a̶c̶k̶a̶g̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶f̶a̶n̶f̶i̶c̶s̶ ̶t̶o̶g̶e̶t̶h̶e̶r̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶g̶i̶v̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶m̶ ̶a̶n̶ ̶a̶i̶r̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶l̶e̶g̶i̶t̶i̶m̶a̶c̶y̶ / celebrating the magic of Who and the talent of a community.
There are no limits (except the story must be at least 1 word long, and preferably not in excess of 10,000, it's short fiction you fuck).
>- Can involve any Doctor(s), companion(s), side characters, spinoff characters and beyond, as your heart desires
>- Can be in any style, whether it's "legitimate writing", "pisstake", or "shitpost".
>- Can be about absolutely anything
>- The main focus is on good fun in the vein of the wiki, although serious entries are allowed. (If you're going to write smut, maybe approach it with a degree of levity)
Stuck for ideas? Try starting with your favourite TARDIS team (or for timeliness, Whittaker 13th Doctor) and one of these authentic titles:
http://www.saberpunk.net/DoctorWho/DoctorWhoSerialGenerator.php
https://glyphobet.net/drwho
We are going to be starting an index on the wiki for the collection. Anyone can contribute, no signups/pitches required. If you have ideas, feel free to broadcast them.
The rest is self-explanatory. Format for uploading your work is up to you, as long as it can be conveniently copied across (and ideally don't spam long texts in /who/ directly). (Pastebin works well.)
BONUS: Anyone who wants to do cover art or "illustrations" is encouraged.
WE need more entries for classic as well as NuWho Doctors. Entries for Thirteen are accepted as well. Aug 10th is deadlin
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>>85532182
Hi Jodie
>>85532135
Sam Beckett casting call?
Here's a list of Doctors that still need stories. (You can still write stories with other Doctors who already have entries. In fact, I'd be glad to have them. The 12th Doctor only has two stories!):
Second Doctor
Fourth Doctor
War Doctor
Tenth Doctor
Kris Marshall Doctor with Anri Okata companion
Morbius Doctor
Foreman Doctor
Auton Stratgem Doctor
More Thirteenth Doctor stories would be nice as well.
I'll also accept stories with just the companions.
Perhaps a story where Bill and Heather battle an army of Daleks?
Or that story that Moffat was originally gonna make for the 50th when it looked like Matt Smith's contract would run out, with just Clara Oswald in the 50th celebration?
Or a story where Gwen Cooper ends up meeting that maid from Unquiet Dead?
Or a story where Sam Jones and Fitz meets the female Doctor?
Or a story with Iris Widthyme?
>>85531935
Thanks. What's your author moniker?
Someone should write a fic where the COFD Doctor who is afraid of women meets the Thirteenth Doctor.
>>85524257
What's your author moniker? And thanks.
>>85523983
Hey. You can post it here.
>>85532270
>Foreman Doctor
what is this
>>85532088
I don't know I can't think of a good one one oops
Let me know what you guys think of the story btw I've never posted anything I've written before and would like some feedback, COFD guy btw
>>85532144
Chan, what did Chantho do to you, tho?
>>85532397
Jack would fug her
>>85532113
>>85532113
>>85532448
WHAT THE FUCK
>>85532448
>>85532492
wew lad
>>85532448
>>85532492
even got it in the exact same spot. that's impressive
>>85532673
>>85532615
get a room u 2
OMG IT'S HAPPENING /WHO/
>>85532715
hmmmmm
>>85532715
They resurrected John Hurt?
>>85532492
are we doing trips to?
>>85532715
John Hurt is ded anon.
>>85532769
>>85532773
was already recorded
>>85532715
>grave robbing john hurt's voice box
>kermit eccleston
No thank you.
>>85532715
I don't care enough to look it up so is this bait or what because it would be kino if it wasn'tgonna guess it's more likely they actually ressurected John Hurt than Chris actually agreed to do this
>>85532914
>Chris
I was bullied in school, boooooooo
>>85532715
>posting this after the actual Volume Two was announced with a different cover
Come ON
Why did Big Finish do this?
>>85533076
I was killed by a .... child
>>85533048
Volume Two was kino by the way
>>85532329
>he hasn't heard of Jack Miles, the genderfluid genius
http://doctorwhogeneral.wikia.com/wiki/Foreman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XbzvCh8HJ4
>>85533153
vashta nerada vs hava nagila
>>85532191
there is another plot
>>85533153
Was the Vashta Nerada 2-parter good then?
>>85532932
>>85533227
...Another plot? Huh?
>>85533301
vashta nerada vs hava nagila
a jew short trip
>>85533262
Yes, especially the Tom Baker one. Felt just like it was a classic who episode, even with the nu-who monster.
>>85533315
featuring Woody Allen, the Valeyard american Doctor who
>>85533279
>>85533048
But anon, this is New Doctors, Classic Monsters
>>85533458
>>85533329
ooh can't wait to hear it
>>85533315
>>85533450
With Jeff Goldblum as the doctor and Mel brooks as the meddling monk
>>85533657
Cloister, how's your fic going?
>>85533556
>>85532333
>>85532316
Haven't read most of Vol 1 but is Dalek Kek OK for my name or is that taken
>>85533864
Dalek Kek is fine. What's the story title?
>>85533713
Still going. I havent scrapped it.Thinking 11 bouncing between clala/amy.have an outline more or less.But i'm moving and am packing
Doctor Who is dead.
>>85534094
it has been dead before
normal
>>85533818
>>85533939
Shit hadn't thought that far...
The Crossing of the Crossing Paths?
>>85534094
Yeah he died like in 1975
>>85533818
>Ten and Rose that high on deserving
Who hurt you, /who/?
>>85534203
>The Crossing of the Crossing Paths?
Sounds like a good title.
>>85532135
Good Doctor, and a nice bloke when I met him. Not as nice as Colin though
>>85534193
How does Donna's mom deserve suffering more than the Master?
>>85534286
She's a moody cow and a generally horrible person
>>85534252
Thanks mate
Do all submissions get added or do you get rid of some of the more shite ones?
>>85532316
other shit trip anon here, if you must put me down as BoredHermit
>>85532270
I've already submitted a few Shit Trips stories but I'm super bored and I'd like to do another. Dubs decides the main villain and the central Doctor (preferably one that hasn't been done already)
>>85534363
she never destroyed entire planets though
>>85534460
10 should be higher desu
>>85534529
She did destroy entire scenes though.
>>85534460
>>85534471
Write about Adam coming after the Doctor and Rose for revenge after them ditching him
>>85534471
Kris Marshall Doctor and Anri Okita companion
Slitheen in Japan
>>85534699
Put Me as 10 suffering 80+ deserved it
I wanted to put something in the big empty spot.
>>85534471
Kris Marshall Doctor and Anri Okita companion
The Master (of choice, can even be a new one) is using the JAV industry for some cunning deadly plan
>>85534471
Main villain: an evil TARDIS
Doctor: Foreman "gender fluid genuis" Miles Doctor with Nirvi
>>85534888
I asked for dubs but this is a nice trips, so I'll wait for the first dubs suggestion and then I'll decide
>>85534759
The whole dead kids thing should put her at least somewhat high on suffering
>>85534759
>>85534839
>>85534471
Central Doctor: Tenth Doctor with Gabby Gonzalez and Cindy Wu
Enemy: Giant ants
>>85534471
Kandyman
Peter Cushing Doctor
>>85535063
How are the entries are going, Immigrant?
>>85534471
the 4th doctor, harry and sarah jane in a prequel to the series four episode midnight
>>85534471
The Fourth Doctor facing off against an entire planet of carnivorous monsters that look like scarves
>>85535053
>>85534888
>>85535211
I might just end up writing both of these
>>85535168
Very well. I have no idea which order to put the stories in, but we have a nice selection. Keep them coming.
>>85534471
Anon, you gotta do this: >>85535211
>>85535299
Guys help me, I just cummed a huge Rutan
>>85535429
Can we put Marshallfags somewhere in there?
>>85535429
>>85535211
kino
>>85535436
Pics
>>85535302
All my other entries have been smugly self aware and sweary, so I was thinking about playing a Midnight prequel more serious. What do you suggest Immigrant?
>>85535480
Where should I put Sarah Jane?
>>85535594
I'll put her on in a sec
>>85535302
>Do all submissions get added or do you get rid of some of the more shite ones?
>>85535629
I've already done it
>>85535547
I agree. Make this one a more serious, scary sort of story. Have the Fourth Doctor up against a monster much stranger than him.
>>85535661
All get added, basically.
>>85535480
Why do you keep putting Clara so high on suffering and derversing?
>>85535429
What did you mean by this?
>>85535696
>>85535729
Because she's a fucking dreadful Mary Sue. Not everyone thinks with their dick anon.
>>85535854
Mary Sue doesn't mean "female character I don't like."
>>85535729
What do you mean by "you"? You do realise there's more than one person doing this, right?
>>85535719
This story might take a while longer than the others. Gonna rewatch Midnight and properly plot this one out but I've got till August 10 right
>>85535886
There are legitimate reasons to dislike Clara, though. Her being a pathological liar, to the detriment of the people she loves, for example.
>>85535953
True, but that's not something a MS would do.
>>85535815
Can we put my nigga Pex in? The purest of the pure? Purest of heart and bravest in the end?
High suffering, low deserving.
>>85535886
I know exactly what it means. She's a Mary Sue.
>>85535886
No it doesn't, but Clara, at least S7b Clara CERTAINLY is one
>>85535953
Which makes her NOT a Mary Sue. And it doesn't really make her a bad character, just a bad person.
>>85535815
>>85535991
But nobody cares about S7b and it's only like 1/5 of her episodes.
>>85535995
She created the Doctor in Listen. She became the Doctor in Hell Bent. She's a Mary Sue.
>>85535980
Yah, that's fair enough. If you take the concept of a Mary Sue at face value (an idealised, perfect character) then... Clara doesn't fit the bill, because she's far from perfect. But the flaws that would disqualify her only became apparent post-S7b, when she became a character rather than a storyline. When she was "The Impossible Girl," she was a bit of a Mary Sue. After that, she became potentially dislikeable for other reasons.
>>85535988
You seriously don't.
>>85536005
>>85535984
You're free to put him in yourself if you like, just pick a square you think is suitable for him
How has Jack not got space AIDS yet?
>>85536123
>>85536133
Thanks senpaitachi, that's good enough for him.
>>85536123
Scaroth reporting in.
>tfw Baines is still sitting on his island of smugness
>>85536203
Eh, who cares, it's not like he's going to die from it.
>>85536236
Terrible giant eyeball spaceship from the 12 premiere 5 suffering / 50 deserved it
>>85536123
>ursula deserved 95
WHY
FUCKING WHY
DO YOU JUST RANDOMLY PLACE IT OR MAKE IT SO I'LL BE TRIGGERED
FOR WHAT DID SHE DESERVE IT
FOR FUCKING WHAT
FOR WHAT
>>85536294
For being in Love & Monsters
>>85536294
/tv/ has an anti floor tile agenda
>>85536236
>>85536318
HAHAHAHA WHAT A NICE, FUNNY, TOUCHING MEME YOU JUST CAME UP WITH XDDD
>>85536294
For being completely okay with spending the rest of her life as a blowjob stone.
A FUCKING
DICKSUCKING
STONE
>>85536294
this desu
>>85536357
>>85536372
I HOPE YOU ARE JUST PRETENDING TO BE COMPLETELY IGNORANT RETARD
SOOO, WHY WOULD SHE BE NOT OK? LIKE SHE HAS A CHOICE YOU MONGO
>>85536418
"We always have a choice." - The Doctor
>>85532270
First Doctor vs the Madhouse Full of Arabs, a gestalt entity that serves as a purgatory for suicide bombers
>>85536294
>>85536357
>>85536418
Please keep an eye on your blood pressure
>>85536352
>John Wiles only at 30 deserve
john was a total drunk he did nothing in life he was a waste of life that's what his mother always said she abused him but he said that what made him what he is a crack head living on the side of the street he banged prostitution on the street almost every night no one knows how he afforded it. he had a child named Kevin he accidentally drowned at a pool when john wasn't paying attention he was only 6 john left his girl and died a consomme man until he was hit by a bus then good bye john.
I'm still in a state of shock that the Master turned good this season and FOR ABSOLUTELY NO GIVEN REASON. How can anyone be okay with that?
>>85536480
You made a shit incorrect (objectively) picture
>>85536514
I didn't put her there you dunce
>>85536352
>>85536534
You aren't saging a thread with this picture in it
It means you hate this thread AND you support this picture AND you hate doctor who
Master poll:
https://strawpoll.com/7fgcrd2x
Cybermen poll:
https://strawpoll.com/3hs2s9zh
>>85536418
LOOK MATE
IF YOU THINK THAT AFTER TURNING INTO SOME FLABBY ALIEN'S LEFT BUTTCHEEK AND THEN TURNING INTO A STONE SLAB PRIME AND READY FOR COCK VACUUMING
FOR THE REST OF MY KNOWN EXISTENCE
IF YOU THINK THAT I'D JUST BE LIKE "OH WELL LAD THAT'S LIFE DON'T WORRY JUST STICK THAT PEEN IN ME"
THEN YOU'RE SEVERELY WRONG
I KNOW A FUCKING ALIEN WITH A BOX THAT CAN GO INTO THE FAR FUTURE
YOU BET YOUR ASS THAT I WOULD ASK FOR MY BODY BACK
IF THAT DIDN'T WORK I'D JUST ASK TO BE THROWN OFF A BUILDING
>>85536513
its better than the character being a one-dimensional evil villain archetype
>>85536513
The Doctor spent like 70 years trying to make her good.
>>85536560
If you don't hate /who/ and Doctor Who you aren't a true fan
>>85536553
>>85536592
Yeah, I remember when I was a kid, any show having a bad guy that turned good or vice versa was the hypest shit. It was like the pinnacle of character development.
>>85536513
Stockholm Syndrome can affect Time Lords too
>>85536572
hahaha
so she should FEEL ASHAMED because of her existance
TOTALLY MAKES SENSE
and she cant just ask not to put dick in her because elton is a good man and loves her, nooo
she should ask to kill herself after an episode moral of which was 'living is great'
how fucking evil can you be
>>85536654
>>85536703
nah the master was in love with the doctor before being locked up
4u anon
>>85536758
>i was about to move her to exactly the same position
Good choice my man
>>85536628
"I get it now, Doctor Who is great! It's just the fans that suck"
>>85536758
In fact I'm also triggered that Adric deserves death because he's le annoying xD but I guess it works for the memes
For real there should be someone like Davros
>>85536848
someone needs to add handles and rusty
>>85536848
Remember that anyone can add to the SCP-verse set up here:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/199GL2bGoHs_4wbbgIhbWXzpQOr-Dr6usVs_irJ6AxGM/edit
https://pastebin.com/pLweNvyw
Just as long as you keep the spooky themes, and use the Thirteenth Doctor, feel free to add more stories to that verse.
>>85536872
Yeah but some people are inevitably going to be high on deserve just for the memes, same with 10 and Rose.
>>85536513
>FOR ABSOLUTELY NO GIVEN REASON
She'd had a very, very long time to think about it, and it was also the second time she'd heard the Doctor make that confession to them.
>10 didn't suffer
what did you guys mean by this
>>85536917
>>85537039
0 is no suffering, 50 is petty high.
Should Whittaker keep her northern accent?
>>85537145
Yes
>>85537044
>>85537145
Dick says yes
https://youtu.be/kufG7VmffFg
Criminally underrated theme
Usually when people try to remember GOAT OST from Eccles era they ignore this one
What do you think
>>85536592
WRONG. Series 8 Missy was best Missy. She was at her scariest, funniest and most threatening.
>>85537044
We should put Ianto somewhere. And the Cyberwoman, but she deserved.
>>85537251
>>85537341
For FUCKS sake Wanderer
>>85537373
sorry :^(
>>85532182
>meme
I don't think you know what a meme is. One person posting something over and over isn't a meme. It's the same reason Jelly isn't a meme.
>>85537488
Now that one's missing the Cyberwoman
>>85537522
fixed
Isn't it interesting that the Doctor only managed to turn the Master good once he became female? Because women are weak, emotional and easily to manipulate, right Moffhack?
>>85537207
please don't ignore this >_<
I love this theme and I want your opinion on it
>>85537727
[ignores this]
I am not a that anon, but yes, it is a meme.
>>85537612
desu I think it's more that the moff would be subconciously uncomfortable with the gay subtext he'd have created if he'd had a male master that acted the same way
>>85537612
alternatively because women are wise, rational, and level-headed
unlike angry, noisy, stubborn men
>>85537774
Fucking homophobic Moffat
>>85537715
>mondasians who have one city under the surface of the planet with people starving and stuff managed to build a fucking ENORMOUS colony ship as big as a fucking moon
whoever says spare parts isnt retconned by finale is a retard or a hypocrite
>>85537853
>does anyone even remember this episode
Of course.Who doesn't love Drashigs?
>>85537612
>>85537790
Damn. It's almost like neither is right
>>85537774
So it's just homophobia instead of sexism?
>>85537790
Missy cried in every other episode this season. The Master had never cried onscreen before.
>>85537902
>briggs is a tripfag
It all makes sense now.
>>85537936
internalized homophobia, but yeah
>>85537853
>>85537240
I loved Missy in S8, but she still wasn't a one-dimensional villainous archetype then either. She wasn't doing what she was doing for the sole reason of Being Evil™ - she was doing it in an effort to prove to the Doctor that they're both alike, therefore winning him over to her side so they could travel together like they've both always wanted. That's their relationship summed up, pretty much. They both desperately want to be with the other, but they also both want it on their own terms.
At the end of Death in Heaven, the Doctor concedes and tells Missy that she "won" - she proved that he was, at his core, just like her. Except, that's not all he is. At the end of The Doctor Falls (although it was a process of change throughout S10), Missy finally realised that at *her* core, she was just like *him*. But that's also not all she is, either.
Really the lesson both of them learned at those moments that neither are totally one thing or the other - the Doctor has darkness in him, just like the Master has light. They've been spending millennia trying to convince one another that they're each the epitome of good or bad, when in reality, they've always been a mix of both. The Master didn't turn "good," not truly, because she's never been wholly "bad" either. The character loves to play up the moustache-twirling evil archetype, but you'd be remiss to believe that's all they have ever been.
The only clear goal the Master has ever had is convincing the Doctor that they're alike. That finally happened... just not on the terms either of them expected.
>>85537853
>>85537774
>I think it's more that the moff would be subconciously uncomfortable with the gay subtext he'd have created if he'd had a male master that acted the same way
So to recap, he had the Master regenerate into a woman in series 8 because he was scared that he might write something gay 3 years later? I'm glad Moffat criticism is still operating at such a high level of discourse
>>85538043
>>85537936
Maybe because we've never seen the Master in a context that he could become so emotional before? Not much time for crying between all the evil plans. The only particularly emotional moment he was given that I remember was in The End of Time, when the Doctor gives his little "you could be beautiful," speech. The Master tears up and comes close to crying at that point.
I mean, there is probably something to be said that we only got the emotional version of the Master when she was a woman, but... I do think the context of the crying makes sense why it only happened now and never before.
>>85538067
I"m actually a fan of moffat, thanks. I was more saying that he wouldn't have had a master that y'know, kissed the Doctor the first time they bumped into each other post-simm if that regeneration had been a man, and that the fact that he suddenly had female master kiss the Doctor certainly says something about how he interprets the Doctor and Master's relationship, and how he's comfortable portraying it onscreen
>>85538135
>>85537890
>Mondasians can turn their whole fucking planet into a ship
>cannot build a ship
You're the retard, mate.
>>85538067
S8 is where we got all the flirting and kissing between the Master and the Doctor, though. If you rewatch all the Missy scenes, it's pretty blatant - even before we got the spoken confirmation of the crush in S10, there was the Casablanca reference that basically confirmed the Doctor and the Master fell in love on Gallifrey. So, it wasn't a case of "3 years later," and there is probably something to be said about how the romantic aspect of the Doctor and Master's relationship only became blindingly apparent when one of them inhabited a female form... but, Moffat's not stupid, and he'd know that having all of that stuff would retroactively make every other incarnation be viewed in a different light, but people have already been interpreting the Doctor and the Master's relationship in that way before Missy ever came around.
I think the primary goal with the Master becoming a woman was to gauge the public's reaction to such a prolific Doctor Who character changing genders, before they went ahead and did it with the Doctor. An added... benefit, I guess, was that Moffat could then slide the romantic interpretation of Doctor/Master under the radar without certain demographics pitching a fit.
If Moffat views the Doctor and the Master's relationship in such a way, and made it clear through various lines that it wasn't like this exclusively in these specific regenerations, then he's clearly supportive of it even when they're both male. Or I should think so, anyway. Otherwise, what would be the explanation for the line about the Doctor having a crush on the Master back in the Academy, or the Casablanca reference in Death in Heaven, which both establish that sort of love as existing from their childhood onwards. And we can't just pass it off as "oh, Missy would clearly snog anything, so the initial kiss upon seeing the Doctor doesn't matter" - because then, what's the explanation for the Doctor kissing her in the graveyard?
>>85538313
We're past halfway lads, keep it up
>>85538677
>>85538558
This is all true. Gomez gave an astonishing performance but Moffat essentially turned the Master into the Doctor's girlfriend and I will never forgive him for it.
Which classic serials should I skip, /who/?
>>85539346
Man the fuck up and watch everything you huge pussy
>>85539397
I might, dreading the most boring ones tho
>>85539083
Well, you could argue that he actually made the Master the Doctor's ex boyfriend
Punished Brigadier - A man denied his Doris
>>85539346
All of them.
>>85539346
skip all the ones with "the" in the title
>>85532329
Bob the Builder but he can time travel
>>85539487
NUWHO NORMIES GET OUT
F
>>85539659
>>85539083
>implying it was Moffat who did that
>>85539628
>heh why would people think I'm not okay with my tax dollars funding propaganda that I agree with? Idiots.
>>85539938
yeah doctor who is propaganda to make are kids think time travles real and possible
Anyone know of any good reviewers? Or just general blogs where the person has genuinely insightful things to say about episodes of the show? I would love that
>>85539861
Where's Ace?
>>85540081
15 across, 85 up
>>85540035
Phillip Sandifer of the Tardis Eruditorium. kek
>>85535854
You didn't answer my question.
How did she suffer more than the fucking Tenth Doctor?
>>85535913
Change it then you fucking idiot
>>85540062
>>85540035
Stubagful and perhaps Harry's Moving Castle are the only reviewers I can think of who seem to actually think about the show. Stubagful has the added bonus of being a classic who fan too.
FILMBuFF is a first time viewer and has done some reactions on his channel (only up to 1x07 so far) but at the end of the episode he gives some feedback and you genuinely feel like he's invested in the show and is taking it all in.
>>85540148
>>85540148
>>85540216
Thanks, Stubagful is the only one I was aware of, and I've probably seen all of his videos now at some point or another. I'll definitely check those other ones out
>>85540035
Doc Oho
>>85540216
I lost respect for Stubagful when he outed himself as a Rick *burp* and *fart* Morty fan.
>>85540242
>>85540293
I was trolling, you idiots.
>>85540375
Cringe
>>85540203
>>85532055
First for jumping man
>>85540447
Are you implying there aren't fart and burp jokes in juvenile trash Rick and Morty?
>>85537463
>one person
>>85540449
>>85540622
Any new Shit Trip 2 entries?
Here's a list of Doctors that still need stories. (You can still write stories with other Doctors who already have entries. In fact, I'd be glad to have them. The 12th Doctor only has two stories!):
Second Doctor
Fourth Doctor
War Doctor
Tenth Doctor
Kris Marshall Doctor with Japanese companion
Morbius Doctors
Foreman "Jack Miles the Genderfluid Genius" Doctor
Auton Stratagem Doctor
More Thirteenth Doctor stories would be nice as well.
I'll also accept stories with just the companions.
Perhaps a story where Bill and Heather battle an army of Daleks?
Or that story that Moffat was originally gonna make for the 50th when it looked like Matt Smith's contract would run out, with just Clara Oswald in the 50th celebration?
Or a story where Gwen Cooper ends up meeting that maid from Unquiet Dead?
Or a story where Sam Jones and Fitz meets the female Doctor?
Or a story with Iris Widthyme?
Doctor Cute
>>85540996
I want to tribute the Doctor
>>85540996
>>85541032
Where's that 13th Doctor smut story?
>>85541098
How many 13th stories are there?
>tfw clara/13 sexually tense series
Choose one
>>85541192
Clara, obviously.
>>85540996
She didn't have the decency to say something nice about Capaldi in that interview she did. Fuck her.
>>85541192
Peri easily
>>85541231
>has to choose from selection of tits
>chooses pancakes
>>85541243
>Fuck her.
With pleasure
>>85541192
I hate this sort of drawing. It takes away any of the personality of the actual characters.
>>85541166
3 so far. I want more, though.
>>85541185
Write it.
>>85541192
Perpititum Browneye
>>85541243
You're really searching for reasons, aren't you anon?
>>85541192
Unironically Martha
>>85541362
I don't like her as actress. And she DIDN'T thank or even mention her predecessor, which usually happens in a new Doctor's first interview.
>>85541243
>Fuck her.
gladly
>>85541529
Why does she have to thank him? It was Capaldi who cast her. And I am sure she likes Capaldi, he said in the SDCC that they talked before.
>>85541641
>It was Capaldi who cast her.
Are you thinking of Chibnall, anon
*wasn't
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nr_zSw824TE
>>85541529
>I don't like her as actress.
So you're biased towards thinking "the fabricated generic publicity piece 'interview' they shat out didn't mention Capaldi" is a good reason to hate a total stranger?
>>85541579
>>85541736
how didn't nardole have any suffering? He had his head cut off and was forced to guard humans for a couple years before their inevitable death
>>85541641
>Why does she have to thank him?
Manners. Capaldi lavished praise on Smith, Smith lavished praise on Tennant and Tennant lavished praise on Eccleston.
>>85541734
No but it's certainly not a reason to like her.
>>85540986
Finished that Amy smut story for Edge, I'll submit that now (https://pastebin.com/QVhQ19fE) and write the Amy/13 one later.
Call me Amy's Smut Stories.
Can we all admit that Jodie is the perfect choice for a female doctor?
She's not too hot or too old
>>85542016
tilda swinton would have been good too
>>85539083
>implying the master hasn't always been
>>85541894
Holy fuck, thank you based Anon
iou
>>85542045
Too old and ugly
>>85542045
my pick strangely enough for 13th female would be
Toni Collette
she can do UK accents
>>85542081
perfect doctor material then
>>85541894
Thanks. I've added it.
>>85541192
Rose shouldn't have tits anywhere near that big
>>85542045
Nope
Beep the Meep is the greatest Doctor Who character of all time. Prove me wrong, /who/.
>>85540986
i'm working on it, i'm working on it
>>85541861
Your point being? Tom Baker hated Pertwee and vice versa, and Davison doesn't seem to be too fond of Tom as well.
>>85542061
Hope it's to your liking.
>>85542128
Thanks!
>>85542215
And I don't think Eccleston even knows that McGann exists.
>>85542197
Working on what? Which one are you doing?
>>85542215
I know they weren't the best of friends but did Pertwee and Baker really hate each other? That makes me sad.
>>85542294
They only showed up at a handful of cons together, and in his autobiography, Baker only mentions Jon a few times.
>>85542294
Yes they did anon. Pertwee destroyed him for not being in The Five Doctors
>>85542428
sauce
>>85542016
>She's not too hot or too old
I couldn't disagree more. She's BY FAR the most attractive Doctor and her hotness is innappropriate for such an offbeat character. At least Tennant had a wonky nose. She also looks too young for my liking, she's 35 but could pass for late 20s.
>>85542081
Fuck off tumblr.
>>85541192
>Nude Sarah Jane
It's like walking in on your mother naked nooooAlso I choose Amy
>>85542232
>Eleven trolling Amy killed me
>Amy slutting it up during her kissogram job confirmed
>Eleven still being an awkward fuck
>"he motioned a rocket taking off and whistled"
holy kek
>"I’m sure the TARDIS has a room better suited for that"
AH YES, THE DOCTOR'S SEX DUNGEONAnd then he hauled her off over his shoulder and took her to Rory's stag night immediately after just to rub it in his face the end
Anon you're actually hilarious and I love you and your fics 10/10
>>85542215
My point being that her not mentioning Capaldi was rude and I don't like her for it. How many different ways do I have to state this?
>>85542509
Thanks, edge :) might continue the story some other time for shits and giggles.