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shitty first post

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Jumping man

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dale pooper lol

>>85510929
Bane?!

Does Dougie wipe his own ass or does MIKE do it for him?

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Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. (Pic is evil Cooper)
Listen https://youtu.be/pXth84G7dkM

Judy.

>>85511021
how does it confirm it again?

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"Imagine these grapes are your balls!"

>>85511039
You'll see...

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>>85511018
MIKE do it for him

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>>85510877

What part of Eraserhead is this from?

lads ive never seen dune is it really as bad as people say

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>if Gooper wakes up he's gotta face the fact for the past 25 years his public identity has been Booper, a rapist murderer with terrible hair
m-maybe it's better if he stays Dougie..

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Friendly reminder that Kyle confirmed that Cooper gets his mind back in an interview.

>“There are three characters that I play in Twin Peaks. Actually four, but the fourth is only seen for a very short period of time, so we’ll say three. Each character is very distinct, very specific and quite different from the other. And the way I found each of those was a process. So for let’s say the evil doppelgänger, much of that character came from the physical presentation, and how we created the look of that guy. But also inside —not that he’s not human— but he’s almost inhuman, lacking any remorse whatsoever. That was difficult for me to get to, but you just have to think of yourself as a shark in the water.

>The other character of Dougie is almost a blank canvas, he’s almost a newborn in the body of a grown-up person. And that process was more about discovering the world as if seeing it for the first time. So there’s an innocence there, and there’s a sense of timing that is different than what you or I might experience in the world. Things take much longer to explore and experience, and David gave me the freedom to be able to find that.

>And finally, of course, you’re left with Dale Cooper who’s now 25 years older and still Dale Cooper, but perhaps a little wiser. He’s had some tragedies in his life that have affected him in a way that’s maybe quiet him a little bit.”

http://welcometotwinpeaks.com/actors/kyle-maclachlan-dale-cooper-mr-c-dougie/

>finish secret history
wtf i hate mark frost now

>>85511060
>>85511178
Dougie ending is the happy fantasy ending. Cooper ending is the tragic ending.

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Uhh guys? What one do I press? Little confused here.

>>85511178

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dAMURPVDxk

>>85511133
It's great. It just would've been way better if Lynch had final cut.

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>>85511248
call for help

>>85511224
Cherry pie kino I:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjmRMvNfjGA
Cherry pie kino II:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUdI9V7BrgU
You can hear Cooper's vocal inflection change at 1:35.

>>85511224
Sandfags BTFO
The lyrics refer to the theme of the series: the changes time brings.

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>>85511224
>>85511349
Yes - the Vedderman always hides from the lyrics.

But the real Vedder is hurting.

>>85511349
You think THAT'S the theme of Twin Peaks?

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>>85511349
the lyrics refer to how even if Gooper gets his mind back his life has been forever changed. dude lost 25 years. that's more time than most of the people in this thread have been alive. i'm only 23 lol

>>85511409
Not him but it's one of them for this season.

>>85511430
I mean yeah in that there was a timeskip but saying it's the theme of the series is retarded

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SHE'S SICK

WHY
IS
THIS
HAPPENING

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>>85511253

>>85511409
Fine, A theme. Cool your autism.

>AAAHHHHHH
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>AAAAAAAAAH
>AAAAAHHHH

What did Mrs. America mean by this?

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>>85511624
That Lynch is a comedic genius, and that woman deserves a bonus.

>>85511624
>legally couldn't honk
>starts rhytmically screaming instead

Think Jesse might be retarded.

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>>85511726

>>85511726
>climax of s3 involves the citizens of Twin Peaks transforming into cars

>>85511782
>tfw you reply to the wrong person
whatever kek

>>85511133
It's got lots of cool art design and Lynch's style. It's really just the script that sucks. It's worth seeing just to see Lynch's take on Sci-Fi

>>85511782
>banged prime LFB
>banged prime Laura Dern

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>>85511790
>directed by David Lynch

>>85511624
funniest part of the season so far

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>you will never hire people to stand around while you wave your hands in the air and film it

>>85512007
the cool part is that the other people literally have no clue that he's about to get the succ

>>85511018
Dougie hasen't wiped his ass yet.

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MИЛAЯ!

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>>85511858
ITS NOT FAIR

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Anon, did you have a fucking gym set as a kid?

>>85512007
>>85512047
so how will the FBI deal with this dimension gate things? guess they will team-up with TP sheriffs .. but even so it's too big fish for them.

>>85511018
the Arm tells him wipe his ass with sandpaper

>>85512413
With that vortex and Jack Rabbit's Palace I really feel like the FBI will go through the vortex, Bobby and them will go through a vortex in JRP, and both parties will end up wherever Mr. C is going.

>>85511451

AAAAAH
AAAAAH
AAAAAH
AAAAAH
AAAAAH

>>85512413
The FBI is already dealing with this, Cole and the gang are the elite.

>>85511880
>directed by David Lynch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1Y3HiaOWSM

>>85512472
Call for help

>>85512413

If Secret History is any indication, they know about them and have known about them since the 70s.

Notice how Gordon asks, "Think there's one in there, Albert?".

>>85511790
This board would defend it, too.

>>85511858
He could have done much better than both, honestly.

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So we all agree that Gordon saw the exact same thing Laura did right?

>>85512623
Thats where Heather grahamn comes in

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You're soaking wet!

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>>85512684
Now we're talkin'

>>85512684
>>85512783
Both LFB and Heather Grahamn were pretty good looking back then (and Grahamn still looks good) but they also looked weird as hell for some reason. Like their facial structures were pretty unique compared to most other people in the same show.

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Just say you don't remember

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this line makes me laugh every time

Is Judy the endgame? Eleven episodes have passed by and still not a mention.

>>85512811
Votes on when Graham was at her peak? Hard to go past her as Lorraine in Swingers

yo

I'm still waiting to watch it once its over, Do I need to see S2 or the movie to understand whats happening?

Because I haven't seen S2 or the movie.

>>85512966
Yes

>>85512966
You can skip everything with James and Billy Zane in S2 but you need to watch everything else

>>85512966
no

>>85512966
Season 3 is best watched in reverse order.

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CUTE!

>>85511224
This confirms nothing. We've already seen quiet Cooper, before being shat out of the wall socket, retardified, and mistaken for Dougie.

>>85513289
He said he was wiser though.

>>85513384
Coop chilling in the chair in the Lodge was probably wiser considering he'd spent 25 years sitting there

>You have a friend in Douglas Jones

I love the Dougie storyline so god damn much.

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>>85513433

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>>85513447
DOgoei get friends

>>85513433
That entire scene was so fucking comfy.

>>85513422
Nah, you are reaching.

>>85512123
Go fuck yourself, slavshit grannyfag.

i hate this thread

>>85513569
You have an enemy in this thread.

>>85513483

>the comfiest season 3 scene wasn't in Twin Peaks

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>>85513538

>>85513598
Cocи пиcoc.

>>85512909
But she was in ep 8.
Look at the credits roll.

>>85513384
Say Coop gets his marbles back in the next episode. He'll be a exactly a few days wiser than before he escaped the red room. Think, son. You're the one who is reaching.

>>85513679
>Coop gets his marbles back in the next episode.
You bet your anus?

>>85513740
what is reading

>>85513577
the twin peaks bits have been the worst storyline desu

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Sheryl Lee is talented, in possession of an amazing voice, friendly and CUTEST!!

>>85513679
You think he's gonna remeber his time as doguei?

Jade give two memes

>>85511825
Lynch really is a bad writer.

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FMK

>>85514359
genocide

>Alicia Witt was in this episode
>didn't even realize it until I saw the credits

>>85514417
wrong

>>85514143
she's SICK!

>>85511224
Four?

In-Lodge Coop

Evil Coop Doppel

Manufactured Dougie

Retard Mr Jackpots

That should be it right?

>>85514522
AAAH AAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAH oh god AAAAAAAH AAAAAAH AAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAH AAAAAH AAAAAAAH AAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAH

Eddie Vedder wrote a song that guarantees that Coop will never get his mind back and instead will continue to wander aimlessly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mA-Xn2Dx-s

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Candie most dandy

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>tfw it's already Thursday

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Good night sweet prince.

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>tfw Leland was a victim of child abuse himself

>>85514842
The chain of child abuse will bind the world together as one

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Is he gonna be ok guys?

>>85510877
Was it rape?

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A cute maid appears!

Memes, take me down

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here's the moment the series turns into garbage and my rewatches always end. the Herold Smith shit just beforehand is barely watchable but from this point on the series is just aaaaaugh

>>85515024
>He doesn't like Dick
KYS

>>85515024
Harold Smith is NEETkino

>>85515024
more like
>here's the moment the third season turns into garbage and my watching will end

>>85514888
>not changing hotels after every hit
Was he a fucking retard?

Dougie gets back to being Coop in episode 15.
Go back to episode 3. When he wac coming out of the outlet, at first there was 15 written over it. But then the demon lady without the eyes flipped the switch and when he came back to the outlet, there was 3 over it (episode 3).

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What's the deal with Diane guys?

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Did we ever find out who's skintag this was?

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Post your favourite TP shitposts

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>>85515206

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>>85512602
Kys normie

>>85515187

I don't think she's working for Mr. C willingly, since she's still actively helping Gordon and Albert. When she gets around to telling Gordon what happened that day when Mr. C visited her apartment, we'll know for sure what's going on. She had no reason to suspect he wasn't the real Cooper so the realization that Cooper has changed into an asshole who probably just went there to end their relationship is what turned into the bitter bitch she is now. All her boy toys is just her way of searching for another Cooper.

>>85515178

Is each episode one day? I haven't been paying attention that well but if they are then this theory holds some weight.

>>85515419
Unfortunately not.

>>85511277
me pretending everything is alright when episode ends with cooper still dougie

Uncle memeand?

>>85514572
you're dumb
Booper
Dougie Jones
Dale Cooper (Dougie Jones)
Dale Cooper

>>85515611
>you're dumb
>repeat the exact same characters in a different order

no u

>>85511313
Such a good episode. The dinner scene was fantastic. What's the song that plays on the background?

>>85511790
>>85512602
>Utena

>>85515705
I shazamed it and it said it was called Heartbreaking by Angelo, it directed me to a spotify playlist that I couldn't access.

>>85515650
mine was well presented and with a canon time line

>>85515611
you're dumb
Actual Dougie Jones
Cooper
BOBper
DOugire OJnes

>>85512966
You definitely need to watch the movie and maybe some episodes from Season 2 (first half and like the 2 last episodes)

>>85515739
u r wrng

first cooper we see is him in lodge with giant

then we see evil coop

then dougie jones

then coop comes through outlet and is retard

original poster was right

Do people here avoid saying Mr C because that's a Reddit thing to do and instead they call him Doppelcoop?

>>85515832
Mr. C is just not fitting.

>>85512645
No.
She was being possessed by BOB in this scene which is why she started smiling like BOB.

>>85515832
but we call him Booper

So if BOB had succeeded in possessing Laura, what would have happened to Leland?

>>85515917
no she started to smethklK IL IEBOB

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>>85515936
>not DubsCoop

>>85515936
Booper is a retarded name, considering he doesn't have BOB inside of him anymore.

>>85515938
Probably would have remembered everything he did.

>>85515938
prison

>>85515938
Probably would've kept him alive for his garmonbozia

>>85515936
booper is #1

>>85516032
Yore' wrong
Boober is number 1

>>85515976
so what? He acts exactly the same

>>85515976
Where do you people get this from. And if he doesnt have BOB anymore then what happened to BOB.

>>85516052
>He acts exactly the same
As BOB? No way. If anything, that proves that BOB never possessed him, he just used him as a vehicle.

>>85516082
BOB got hobo'd so now he is BOBO

>>85516082
You can see the hobos extracting BOB's egg from Doppelcooper's wound and they have him now.

>>85516086
He was laughing all BOB-like in the bathroom in the S2 finale

>>85516086
Yes I meant that Doppelcoop still was evil and shit even after losing BOB so it's okay to still call him Booper

>>85516102

They took it out but didn't leave with it. If anything they just put it back in afterwards after they finished their healing bullshit.

>>85510877
I would have sex with both. Separately or together.

>>85512645
Why was the spookiest scene cut from the movie?

>>85515356
>I don't think she's working for Mr. C willingly, since she's still actively helping Gordon and Albert.
Then why didn't she say or do anything when the woodsman killed Shaggy?

>>85516422
She was confused. She then admitted having watched a hobo, why would she do that if she was working for Booper?

>>85516408
It was TOO spooky

>>85516453
I'm confused too. We see her viewpoint of the woodsman sneaking up to the car, then after Shaggy gets his mind blown she says she saw a bum leaving the car. Did she twist that deliberately or did he leave the car off screen?
>>85515734
The song is on Spotify, just search for it or go to Angelo's artist page.

>>85516583
Diane is filthy whore liar

>>85511253
>I'M ACTING!!!!

The sex scene was the funniest shit I've ever seen.

Dougiecoop has been one of my favorite things this season

At first I was a little bit sad because that most probably meant he wouldn't be the same person again but to be honest it's fun to see him react the way he does to the world around him

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who wore it best?

I went to post "who is this guy?" but the picture is missing from my computer.

If I don't make it out of this, please find out who that guy is. For me.

Is it a person that appeared in the last episode?

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>>85516833
It's this guy.

Detective Macklay

>>85516893
Oh that's gordon's son

Daily reminder that Cooper is going back to the lodge because the scene with the giant took place in the future or in the past

>>85516635
:(

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What is this?

>>85517205

>What is this?

You don't want to know

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>>85517233

>>85517205
You don't ever want to know

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>>85517261

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>>85517252
>>85517271

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Was he maybe sad that "Trump won"?

>>85517205
I assume it's the mother creature since it has the same antenna things

>>85517330
He doesn't know anything about what has happened the last 25 years.

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Sweet and kind!

Tell me I'm not alone in thinking this season is complete garbage.
It's especially aggravating because I spent the month watching the first two seasons (which I did enjoy) but this one? I've watched 7 episodes hoping it'd get better at some point and it's just as bad as the first episode. It's just everything, the unimaginative dialogues, constant swearing, generic archetyped characters, shitty tasteless gore, I honestly feel bad for the people who looked forward to this for two decades.

>>85517508
Yes you're alone. Now go back to your fucking corner.

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>>85517205
I'm also wondering about this.

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>>85517508

If you want old Twin Peaks, just fucking watch the old Twin Peaks, I want to see what the creators of the series wanted to do (Lynch/Frost), when not hamstringed by the network execs.

>>85517508
you're in a fucking general, of course you're the only one who hates it, now fuck off

>>85517508
It's good, someone just needs to edit it down. You can probably lose 2-3 hours from the episodes so far.

>>85517508
LYNCHED

>>85517330
tp 2017 is set in 2013, so no. cunt.

>>85517579
imagine meeting Kyle haha and then he pulls out a flamethrower and kills you wow wouldn't that be crazy?

>>85517508
>? I've watched 7 episodes hoping it'd get better at some point
please at least watch episode 8 before you give up. i legitimately don't bullshit you when i say it's probably lynch's most beautiful surrealist work to date.

>>85516745
same

I like how lynch used that footage from fwwm when he opened the door,does that fact Laura is asking Donna is she her friend in that scene when Albert is behind the door have any significance to it.

I'm having this optimistic hype that we're going to see Bowie in the form of footage. Since the next ep is called let's rock and the Jumping man is credited on the new season.

>>85517849
Let's rock is the arm's line, though

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judy

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>>85517508

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>>85517508

>>85517867
I know, but I ment we probably going to see the convenience store where Jeffries went to.

wake up tpg

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kawaii candie

>>85518188
waiting for my coffee

>>85518213
with pie????

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>>85518188
I have tabletop roleplaying in an hour

>>85517205
>>85517555
It's a bunny.

>>85518231
i'm not that virtuous

i do not live in the north
they dont sell any pie's here
other than chicken

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Sleepy!

>>85518565
poopy out her assie

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Are we ever going to find out who Chip is?

>>85518263
russian level of haxing

>>85518765
I need more 119 than CHIP

>>85518769
9 in 10 lodge spirits prefer Microsoft

>>85518263
My dad has one of those.

I have to ask him if he hacks the FBI on a frequent basis

Bobby is sweet and kind, why does Shelly hurt him so?

>>85519012
Because Shelly is dumb slut woman

>>85519012
sweet and kind dudes do not make pusy wet

when he was sleazy it made

>>85519046
>>85519046
>dumb slut woman
there other kind?

>>85519087
There is rare woman who is not

>>85519320
name one on the show

>>85519363
On the show there is no

>>85513087
Imagine getting a blowjob from that and forcing her head all the way on and making her cry. Jesus, corrupting beautiful things is the best thing in life

>>85519434
Sarah Palmer?

>>85519386

did this happen in the episode, I like SPH

>>85519443
while eating sweat garmonbozos pizza

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>>85519443
NO!

>>85519443
I hope you mean Laura Palmer because Sheryl is not for lewd!

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>>85519458
tell me about your childhood

>>85519505
>Sheryl
she has been GOAZed

>>85517330
Mark pls go

>>85519509
I bet Walter could make my dick huge

>>85519592
but your self from other reality would come and cut yours off

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>>85518565
Wake up Sheryl!

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>>85519707
CUTER!

>>85519605
Well he probably needs it more than me, that's fine.

Seriously though why that gif

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>>85519707
>>85519784

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>>85519818
!!

I was expecting the blue rose thing to be explained in Secret History but instead it was just a bunch of bullshit about aliens and pointlessly working everything else that appeared in the show/movie for a second and a half too long into a stupidass Illuminati conspiracy plot. Will it be explained if I watch The Missing Pieces or the new series?

>>85519443
*CHOMP*

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>>85520017
She's za best

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>>85520156
The besterer

where my rhonda and candie friends at

>>85520227
In the Lodge and can't get out.

>>85512966
watch the entire show. watch the movie.

>>85515832
Nah, it's because he was never actually referred to as "Mr C" until several episodes in; we'd already been talking about him for weeks as variants of Doppelcoop/Bad Coop/Booper/Dooper. Would've been weird to all of a sudden start calling him a new name because it's what his cronies call him

>Laura will never make you a tape with her lewd voice

>>85520357
He's called Mr. C in the first episode

>>85516994
Well you fully admitted it could be in the past, so he's not necessarily going back. Also if it's in the future, it could be a dream or vision easily enough. who knows

>>85516745

Dougiecoop is great, I unironically like him better than normal coop. He reminds me of my grandad who has dementia. Everyone is always sorry to hear that but he's not a vegetable, he goes around playing jokes on my family and his careers and doing and talking weird as hell stuff and it's really funny, I feel dougiecoop captures that side of things. Also dougiecoop has a nice life, good at his job, paid well, nice son, hot wife, bitches want his dick bad, lots of coffee and pie.

>>85520361
Just listen to the secret diary

>>85517703
It takes places in 2014 (1989+25) at the absolute earliest

>>85514805

SCOOB-A DIVING

cute posting has gone too far

>>85520441
ITS NOT THE SAME

>>85519012

>Bobby is sweet and kind, why does Shelly hurt him so?

There was something weird about her whole behaviour in that scene, first she was all so 'oh, my poor daughter' and then she just changed personality and became like a teenager with a crush, I think Shelly is not who we think she is...

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>>85520648
C'mon anon, lemme see that smile

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>>85520721

>>85520767
come on
lets go to the woods and kill mike

>>85520676
>I think Shelly is not who we think she is...
yeah she's a whore and definitely not waifu-tier

>>85519926
sauce?

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>>85520676
>I think Shelly is not who we think she is...
If you're implying that anything creepy or supernatural is going on, it's not. Shelly has always been a ho

>>85520676
I will say two things:

1. Shelly -is- a slut
2. There's some mind bending going on anyways. I don't think that if she reacted like a fucking human being, even being a slut, she would react like that. It was an instant trigger, almost as if there was nothing around, no context, no people. That's really suspicious. The only moment at which it becomes slightly logical is when she's outside and looks back, aware that she's being watched by Bobby. But even so, that's not exactly normal behavior for a whore.

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>let's go skinny dipping!

>>85520910
>There's some mind bending going on anyways.
Not necessarily. Maybe Red's been out of town a while and she hasn't seen him, been missing him, and didn't expect him back. Then he just shows up out of the blue to surprise her. If that's the context, given that she's a massive whore, I can see her reaction.

Not saying there isn't any mindbending going on, just saying that I think at this point it could go either way. We'd have to see more of her around Red to be sure

>>85520992
Why did a bunch of 23 year olds want to go skinny dipping with two 13 year old girls?

>>85521063
What do you think about Red? What was with his coin flip? Is he a lodge spirit or just a drug dealer?

>>85521147
CANADIANS

>>85520910
>mind bending
just admit Red is that smoking hot

>>85521188
>Is he a lodge spirit or just a drug dealer
Neither. I don't think he's a lodge spirit (though it's possible one is inside him sometimes, mike/phillip gerard style), but he's definitely not just a drug dealer. I'm not much for theorycrafting and I'm sure we'll see more of him so I really don't know what to think of him right now, but while I don't think he's a straight-up lodge spirit, I also don't think he's just a regular guy

I've been wondering if Steven will end up working for him, as he needs a job and Red is dating his mother-in-law, and will be looking to replace Richard after he skips town or gets arrested

>>85521147
Because straight white males are a cancer of society

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>>85521188
Have you ever studied your hand?

>>85521147
You don't ever wanna know about that

Why is it that every episode in which gordon is has a really good scene of him

Like a funny sentence or expression

>>85521366
I wanted to shit on Lynch for casting himself so much, he's probably second to Cooper in terms of screentime, but goddamn if he hasn't mastered the character of gordon cole, from both a writing and acting standpoint. I can't hold it against him at all

>>85521412
Sometimes it's a little cringey.

>>85521450
Like when?

>>85521450
to each their own m87

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>>85521188

>What do you think about Red? What was with his coin flip? Is he a lodge spirit or just a drug dealer?

Don't think he is a lodge spirit, but he is definitely working for Bad Coop, and there's something with those drugs that ties back to the black lodge, I think the rash the girl in the bar had is a premonition of something going on with those drugs.

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So what's the deal with the chocolate bunnies? Just watching again Pilot episode and there is one.

>>85521586
same box

>>85514359
only Candie is pretty. Why would they keep two ugly bunnies around

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>>85514860
>tfw you were never abused as a child and will never abuse anybody

>>85521647

So they don't wear her out

>>85515168
this is so fucking kino
goddamn how does he do it

>>85521586
The diary.

>>85515178
jesus christ, that's so obvious and I didn't even think about it

>>85521586
Jack Rabbit's Palace, it is about the bunny.

Can someone explain to me how there were 3 coopers? You had good coop trapped in the black lodge, bad coop out and about, and dougie jones living his life away. I thought there was only good coop and bad coop

>>85521795
Manufactured coop

Remember bad coop didn't want good coop to come out

So what he did was just shit one

>>85515178
>>85521770
>demon lady let me out of the lodge senpai
>can't, you're not allowed out until episode 15
>please I can't stand eating Laura's pussy any longer
>alright fine, I can let you out this episode but you have to stay a retard until episode 15
>how many rides will I get?
>three
>flip that switch nigga

>>85521835
When was manufactured coop created? We didnt see it in the season 2 finale

>>85515178
I believe this.

>>85521841
>please I can't stand eating Laura's pussy any longer
said no one ever

>>85521540
Maybe the puking girl in the car too? That was weird.

>>85521858
the fusco boys say there are no records of him existing before 1997, so that's when he was created

Dick is the father of Wally, right?

>>85521858
Well, it's been 25 years. We didn't see much of that whole period of time either.

Hell, mike said it. Pay attention.

>>85521489
I thought the David Lunch scene with the donuts was kinda bad.

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>>85521841
>Coop eating Black Lodge Pussy for 25 years mindwarped him

new headcanon

>>85521858
No, that was BOB taking coops place and becoming Evil Coop

>>85521887
I see thanks for clearing it up. I guess we'll find out who manufactured him and why soon

>>85521870
it would get old after 25 years, anon

>>85521901
HEADcanon hahaha

>>85522071
>>85522071

NU

>>85511313
Anyone else think the track the piano guy was playing when it slowed down was going to be Sycamore Trees? The first few notes were the exact same. It sounds like a mix between Laura's theme and Sycamore Trees.

>>85522117
but it was neither

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>>85521876

>Maybe the puking girl in the car too? That was weird.

Yeah, that would make sense. Maybe the drugs will have an increasing effect as the date Major Briggs message had comes closer, which will probably be next episode as it was referred to as 'day after tomorrow' by Hawk when they were studying the map.

>>85520676
>>85520910
this is how women are if you've ever interacted with one