/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

can i get ya a saki?

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david lunch lol

>>85497374
no sank u

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post cute

these threads fill up faster than a Dougie urinal

>>85497348
Yellowface? Not cool.

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g-guys should this have been in the press kit?

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is Candie giving anybody else Lil vibes? Where everything she does is some kind of coded blue rose related message? Just that nobody can read her properly?

Gordon Cole is gonna run into her and she's gonna do her spiel and he's gonna know exactly what she's saying. People are trying to draw correlations between Dougie and her, and maybe it really is that simple.

>>85497434
It was a different time.

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>Dougie Jones
>Dougie
>Doug
>Dougpa
You think about that, /tpg/.

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>>85497412

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>>85497472
>Dougie Jones
>Douglas Jones
>Douglas
>Douglas Milford, the key to all of this
You think about that, /tpg/.

>>85497451
sour

why those threads are always the same? and everytime i ask about something that i didnt understand on the episode, they just call me stupid and "lynched"

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Can we talk about this? Some anons mentioned it a few threads ago and I just watched it tonight.

It was actually better than I thought it would be, for being standard TV movie affair. Clancy Brown was actually really good at portraying David Brown. I felt so bad for Patti though, especially near the middle with the pregnancy and then her friend fucking David too.

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>>85497562

>>85497562
we're like 40 generals in, do some fucking research chris bores.

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ʲᵘᵈʸ

>>85497562
What didn't you understand?
I'll try to help you son

>>85497626
HELL GOD BABY DAMN NO

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>Candie is blonde
>Laura Palmer is blonde
>Candie is weird
>Laura Palmer is weird
>Candie is a literal whore
>Laura Palmer is a literal whore
>When Candie is split, it turns into Can Die
>We know Laura Palmer is capable of dying
Guys, I think I'm onto something.

>>85497567
Seeing Sheryl Lee getting abused when Patti deserved it way less than Laura in TP did made me sad

>>85497721
>We know Laura Palmer is capable of dying
maybe not

Dick Laurent is dead.

>>85497721
Laura Palmer isn't dead, MIKE switched her with her replica (like Dougie) and put the real Laura in the Black Lodge

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Part 1 was fucking weird and so stilted compared to where we're at now. I have to imagine it was completely intentional, because it makes this Odyssey feel like even more of a trip than it has been, because not just is the story moving along but the more it comes together, the more life and sound there is to it.

Part 1 was so dry, ridiculously so. Hardly any music whatsoever, scenes that meandered but without charm, the opening scene after the Cooper intro is literally a voyeuristic nature documentary type shot of Jacoby picking up shovels, and the camera and framing is so far away that you can't pick up any nuances to it whatsoever.

It's so bizarre. It started out so lifeless and ever since Dougie got introduced, more and more life has sprung into it, there's now a rhythm to almost every scene, it reeks of charm just like the old series did, but in a different way.

Pic related is the worst scene so far, and I also think Part 1 in general is the worst episode, but I still find it interesting how it was totally set up to be a lackluster and flaccid re-introduction back into the world of Twin Peaks.

>>85497603
>40 generals in
more like a few hundred, I can guarantee I've made at least 40 generals myself and I'm not up 23/7.

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>>85497626

>>85497721
>Candie is a literal whore
hey watch that language HEY

>>85497783
WELL THERE YOU GO!

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>>85497780

>>85497773
What about the angel thing?
We also know that dead people show up in the lodge, Earle's wife was there.

>>85497780
you're not gonna like the rest of the season, desu. I can tell you that right away.

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how did we go from this...

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>>85497795

When is Georgia coffee making a cameo?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3aR_CAyMmQ

>>85497780
I liked that feeling, I rewatched Part 1 earlier and it does feel different from the other parts. The build up of the glass box story was amazing.

It does become less dry with each part, you should keep watching.

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Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. (Pic is evil Cooper)
Listen https://youtu.be/pXth84G7dkM

>>85497562
Damn stupid anon! ...and

L Y N C H E D
Y
N
C
H
E
D

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>>85497838
...to this?

>>85497870
Georgia coffee will bring Cooper back.

>>85497780
The world is becoming louder and hastier because of people like YOU. You should be ashamed. I suggest you take a good look at yourself.

>>85497780
I agree it's overly awkward but in no way is that bad by any means. It's like a huge fakeout for what was to come in episode 2 with the horrific glass box payoff and Coop's bizarre interaction with the box.

It was a two-part introduction, so I took those two hours as two halves of one whole (episode 2 ends with the musical performance, which is usually how each Part signs off)

the first shot being Jacoby with the shovels was definitely him LYNCHing us. it's the only explanation.

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>There will be no part dedicated to Chester Desmond and Sam Stanley on a roadtrip to Twin Peaks

>>85497921
kek

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>>85497838
...to THIS?

>>85497870
I wonder how much they all got paid for this.

>>85497921

cocaine

How come Bobby never got in trouble for killing Mike?

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>>85497838
TO THIS?!?!

>>85498010
No one found out about it
The only witness was Laura, and she was dead. Only people who knew through her were Donna and James, who didn't tell anyone.

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>>85497562
Hahaha
LYNCHED
Y
N
C
H
E
D

>>85497943
Daily reminder that Sam Stanley has difficulty interpreting facial expressions and is likely an autist.

>>85497780
I agree, the first couple of episodes really frightened me that the show would be a travesty in terms of quality, what with the ugly cgi, sterile framing, and dull colour pallette. But it feels as thought we have been slowly eased in to the place Lynch wants to show us, and the amount of music used is indicative of this. I still think filming it in digital was a bad idea, but many scenes look good despite of it (the dinner in the latest episode for example).

>>85497834
fuck are you talking about, I wrote that with the context of the rest of the season. Without that, I'd have nothing to compare it to. I love the season, and I even like Part 1, I just think it is the weakest one so far.

>>85498031
I swear James told Cooper

>>85498060
I don't remember that off the top of my head but you could be right. At the very least James was pretty skeptical of it due to Laura acting crazy at the time, I don't think he put much credence into it

>>85498060
No, he just tells Donna.

>>85498010
but Bobby didn't kill mike?

>>85497986
Nothing. They did it for the love of art.

>>85498059
ah, sorry man, should have read it better, it came across as a first time viwer impression.

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>>85497887
I guess I'm shit at writing because many people are misinterpreting my post. I have been along since the start, I revisited part 1 tonight and was reminded just how stilted it was comparatively. I loved it at the time, and I think Part 2 is probably one of the best episodes in the season so far, so it's not like the stilted and dryer sections don't have merit.

I just find it fascinating how far it has come since then. When Part 1 aired I thought the entire season was going to be like that, but they've really been building it up since then, and like I say ever since the beginning of the 2nd act of the story, around part 7 or so, every scene now has that rhythm to it that was totally missing from part 1, and to a lesser degree 2, 3, 4 and 5. Compare Part 11 to 1 and it's like a day and night thing.

>>85497348
I think It's funny that the Ghostwood plot is the most confusing part of Twin Peaks for me.

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>>85498193

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>>85498235
the pine weasel conservation subplot was kino and resulted in one of the best slapstick gags in the entire show

>>85498010
it wasn't mike
laura was talking stupid shit to freak him out even more

>>85498235
Not surprising, the Laura mystery isn't confusing, just a lot of twists

>>85498318
it was MIKE not mike

>>85498158
>>85498318
Bobby... you killed Mike!

>>85498037
>Sam Stanley
Really? makes sense because Chet pranked him asking for the time while he holding the mug and the idiot spilled the coffee all over himself.

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>>85498352

>>85497939
>the first shot being Jacoby with the shovels was definitely him LYNCHing us. it's the only explanation.

For sure, you'd have to actually really try to come up with something more pedestrian than that. Sure it's a setup for a joke later on, but it's funny to think that this would be the very first glimpse into Twin Peaks after a 26 year hiatus and it's a scene with no importance whatsoever.

>>85498010
How come Bobby never got in trouble for taking advantage of a disabled man for insurance money?

>>85498393
I remember when everyone was saying that he was going to dig up Laura Palmer.

>>85497562
Theorization and lore talk isn't really all that popular on /tv/ nowadays, and that leaves very little else to work with.

>>85498414
Because he did nothing wrong.

Red is the most based character just because he made Richard cry. He'll probably end up magic-ing his way behind him one episode and whispering "kid" in his ear, causing Richard to commit suicide

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>>85498473

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What did she mean by this?

>>85498473
>Kid BTFO
>Shellyfags BTFO
Now all we need is for him to cuck Candiefags

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cutie

>>85498414
>>85498457
Bobby got away with a lot of really dark shit.

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>>85498524

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>>85498537
he got some comeuppance at least.

>>85498537
just a teenager in love anon. boys will be boys.

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>>85498530
>tfw no doppleganger GF

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>>85498537

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>>85498055
It feels like Lynch and Frost want everything in season 3 to feel earned, they're not handing the audience anything on a silver platter, it's going to earn it by taking us on this trip.

I agree that the sterile framing and digital was really offputting at first, but I either warmed up to it, or it has changed since then because we have way more close ups now, and the camera is much more expressive, things just in general are nowhere near as stilted.

That said, I still love those early episodes and Part 3 is one of the best episodes yet.

Where the fuck did that guard go?

>>85498711
?

>>85497780
You clearly got L Y N C H E D but now you want back in after realizing your mistake

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"Imagine these grapes were your balls!"

>>85498748
read it back, brainlet.

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>>85498715

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mfw dat orchid got a thicc ass

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>>85498808
he is with chester now

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Guys, I'm really worried about Jerry. What he's experiencing doesn't seem like the average high. He's lost in the woods, can't find his car and he doesn't know where he is. Also his foot talked to him and his brother won't look for him because he's to busy listening to sounds and having dinner with fucking Beverly.

I would be scared shitless if my foot told me it's not my foot, then what the hell is it?

>>85498808
HEEM

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>>85498823
*steals ur diary*

>>85498844
it was marcel the shell with shoes on. he was stepping on it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ta9K22D0o5Q

>>85498711
He had a UFC fight to attend and left.

The evil coop intro is one of my favorite scenes.
I didn't know what to expect with the new season and when he showed up I lost my shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvwySUQMzHs

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hey this military ban won't have any effect on any other government agencies, right? asking for a friend.

>>85498899
you're lucky. I spoiled that for myself when I first saw the set photos of Bad Coop over a year ago.

>>85498774
L Y N C H E D

>>85498930
People figured the doppleganger would be on the loose pretty quickly but I didn't see any pictures and thought ht would look like normal Coop, not with long hair and darker skin/eyes.

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!!

>>85498899
It was fucking great, I wish there were more character introductions like this one, where they intentionally are made to hit hard. It's done so well too, the way he takes those goons out, I love it.

Also the music is fucking trippy, it's not what I expected out of a 70 year old filmmaker.

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>>85498929

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>>85498887
Jesus Christ, what the fuck is this?

>>85498844
My guess is that he's going to wander around the woods until he eventually stumbles into the Black Lodge. Cap this or don't cap this, but that's what'll happen.

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>>85498955
I'm Lynched because I recognize a total shift in tone since the premiere episode? I'm Lynched for liking the premiere, but acknowledging that it is the most stilted episode in the season? It is my least favorite episode but I still think it is good, I just think that it has developed into something far more engaging since then.

>>85499065
you'll probably also like Catherine. It's overtly Lynchian:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMwIBkShyzw

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>>85498929

Do you think Maddie had a doppleganger?

>>85499182
Maddie WAS the doppleganger

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>>85499182
she is my cousin

>>85499129
G I G A - L Y N C H E D

>>85499283
the garmonbozia donald, i had i canned donald, above the store, u stole those deleg- i mean garmonbozia donald

>>85499283
>"The garmonbozia, Bob"

>>85497721
All the showgirls names are anagrams for Diane

>>85499140
U work with them? I always downvote all jash videos I stumble upon. I do this with "super deluxe" as well.

>>85499345
I'm not sure you know what an anagram is.

Mista C
MISTA C

>>85499140
Pound House is also quite Lynchian in places
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ts9ZB3N1vw

>Mandie, who was what everyone thought Laura Palmer was, gets murdered
>Nobody ever talks about her again

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So has anyone found the piano songs at the end of this episode?

>>85499371
Just stop.

>>85499387
O H A N G E L O
H
A
N
G
E
L
O

somepost the garmonbozia pizza please

>>85499371
yeah but that's just for lolsorandom laughs. they aren't exactly trying very hard with that kind of comedy.

Catherine is kino.

>>85499367
I would never put this much effort into anything I don't like. you live a pretty pathetic life.

>>85497780
I don't know why you are getting so many smug replies and LYNCHED memes, but I agree with you. It definitely is related to Cooper, this last few episodes have been the ones with most "action" so to speak, coinciding with Cooper slowly regaining his mind back.
inb4 Vedderfags and LYNCHEDfags, this generals are fucking trash filled with memers who probably just started watching the show and have nothing to add to the discussion.

post some cute Candie's

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>>85499308
nice meme

>>85498844
Don't worry mate, the cops will find Jerry on route to Jack Rabbits Palace

>>85499498
I wonder if Jerry got lost at Jack Rabbit's Palace.

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GORDON

>>85499461
>I would never put this much effort into anything I don't like. you live a pretty pathetic life.
It's not just that I don't like it! ;) Now get the fuck back.

>>85498843
And where is Chester?

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>>85499491

>>85499567
non exist ance

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Read my tweet.

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>>85499617
FROST, SPOILERS, YOU FUCKIN ASSHOLE

>>85498998
>And when I go home I'm going to masturbate and I'm going to be thinking of you while I do it!

What did Agent Cole mean by this?

>>85499491
I get the feeling you guys aren't going to have a lot of candy screenshots. Since the next ep isn't in Vegas.

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The fire is electricity, the black corn is garmonbozia.
Electricity (lodge demons) + Garmonbozia (pain and suffering) = enormous black fire
Is there really any question that Bob is gonna nuke Twin Peaks at this point?

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>>85499674
>enormous black fire
Don't you mean, Blackburn, anon? :^)

>>85499520
It seems to me as if it's setting up for a heap of characters meeting at the coordinates near jack rabbits palace at the same time, the cops, the FBI, dopplecoop, probably Jerry and maybe even Ray. What Jerry's role in the whole thing is though is anyone's guess, though he says he's been there before, so maybe he's in the know on a lot of black lodge shit too.

>>85499710
best grill

>>85498514
DICKED

Would the Woodsmen have killed all those people had they been given a light?

>>85497773
bullshit

Anyone else think the Lodge was cooler/more interesting when it was deliberately incomprehensible, with no real applicable human logic to what went on inside?

>>85499716
There will be a comedic moment in which he stops something terrible from happening by showing up suddenly

>>85499739
no, they did nothing wrong

>>85499767
>no real applicable human logic to what went on inside?
there still isn't

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What's happening with /ourguy s/ they got dougies finger prints but he doesn't exist until 97' are we still going to follow them or are they done.

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>>85499673

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>>85499543
I KNOW, COOP.

>>85499710
>>85499720
WHY DIDN'T LYNCH BRING HER BACK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>85499543
>>85499818

WHO DO YOU THINK THIS IS THERE?

>>85499387

The first one a little more uptempo version of Subculture by New Order. The one that catches Cooper's attention is a new Angelo song called Heartbreaking. Dunno about the third.

>>85499801
That seems debatable. MIKE is helping Coop out to bring BOB back because BOB is running amok and not splitting the garmonbozia fairly. That's basically politicking. Even though there's still weird stuff going on, it's nothing compared to the dream in episode 3 or the s2 e22. There's enough backstory now that we sort of know about the spirits and how they entered the world, and what they're after.

>>85499850
because she's bad actress

>>85499773
Pure kino

>>85499850
she's too cute for this broken world
and she's probably braindead or in a coma

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>>85499867

dougie jones

I agree with the other anon that episode 1 has been my least favorite of all of them. Cumulatively speaking, it was a whole lot of nothing interesting, outside of a few good scenes. It wasn't really a good "return," imo. Luckily episode 2 was so great that it made me more or less forget everything in ep1. I wish they had mixed more of 2 into one, or something.

what the fuck is going on in twin peaks? the boy and his dad pretty much looking like the same person? the kid who is possessed or something?

i was scared for Bobby.

>>85497348
jesus christ i totally forgot all about that arch, what was the point of it again?
why did she show up in the double r infront of normas prison husband?
what the fuck happened to him too while im asking questions

>>85500067
Aren't the first two episodes actually one 2 hour episode?

>>85500146
>what was the point of it again?

Uh

>why did she show up in the double r infront of normas prison husband?

Uhhhhhhh

>what the fuck happened to him too

He went back to prison.

>>85500127
boy + his dad = cyclical nature of abuse/violence
possessed kid = bobby's mental perception of the evil in twin peaks is heightened to that of an absurdist horror movie

next.

>>85500127
Children growing up to be just like their parents and the town is rotting with sickness and evil

>>85500197
>tfw not even lynched because lynch had nothing to do with it

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LddWFh5-0LY
OH

>>85499577
that's the face she makes when her asshole gets licked

Has anyone here read any of these? I need something to read once TP ends and I give up on TV. https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/kb4y3a/weird-books-you-should-read-if-you-like-twin-peaks

>>85500309
>I give up on TV.
me too

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>>85500255
Found the full song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBZYRl90bos

>>85499850
she never existed

>>85499885
>because BOB is running amok and not splitting the garmonbozia fairly
this was apparent in FWWM. Stop trying to be contrarian

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>>85500263

>>85500338
>video not available
rip

>>85500355
>this was apparent in FWWM

Yeah, I know. That was my point. At this stage the mystery isn't all there.

>Stop trying to be contrarian

Stop trying to be an ass.

>>85497348
Anyone got a pick of Ben Horne kissing Mr. Tojamura's foot. Tojamura was a such a footslut.

>>85500190
Everything is technically one movie. The episodes were concieved separately and sliced up separately so that's how I shake it out.

Showtime just released the first two episodes at the premiere (the first four if you were a subscriber) - and now one counts it as one 4-hour episode.

>>85500146
>what the fuck happened to him too while im asking questions
I think he died in jail according to Frost's shitty book

what the fuck was with the end of the dinner scene ?

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Au Revoir Simone took those 2 songs from Spotify
fucks those bitches

>>85500466
oh no. now you'll have to expend an extra two seconds to navigate to youtube instead. how awful for you. lazy piece of shit

>>85500516
but muh playlist

>>85500362
thats the face she makes when she sees your pumpkin seed penis

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>>85500466
They're still there. Liar.

>>85500508
was bobs and dougies gross throw up garmonbozia?

>original season
>can only enter lodge in a specific place at a specific time

>new season
>portals to other worlds are all over the place and can be accessed whenever

>>85500595
I like to think the doppelganger was throwing up creamed corn and the black engine oil associated with lodge spirits.

>>85497870
is this canon

>>85500429

That guy wasn't be an ass. You're just an idiot and he was pointing out you were wrong. Cry a little more faggot.

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>>85500586

>>85500640
all those other portals are only opened at specific times at specific places, why do you think everyones moving around so much?

>>85500640
>original season
>only one opening to the Lodge
>new season
>multiple openings

>>85499464
Nobody seems to have read my post, that's probably why, because everyone is assuming they're impressions coming off only having viewed episode one. But the entire fucking post is based on the context of the rest of the season.

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>>85500702
I'm listening to it now on Spotify.

>>85500640
pretty sure they could enter glastonbury grove whenever. there were no deadlines. as long as it was on a particularly spoopy night.

the new series literally has a defined time that Briggs writes on paper.

Cole was able to see into a portal, but that wasn't a Lodge and he probably would've gotten annihilated if it wasn't for Albert.

>>85500762
wtf is going on, geo location?

>>85500780
I'm in California

>>85500702
that's a playlist link which is probably directing to an track listing in a different territory.

>outing yourself as a pepe/meme icon autist
yikes. you do know no one takes you seriously online now, right?

Honestly don't see how this show can end in 7 episodes with all the unresolved storylines, it'll end on another cliffhanger and never get renewed

>>85500640
It's almost like an interdimensional alien spirit went into the real world and told scientists how to open a portal.

>>85500817
no the bird albums is gone for me
I'm in spain
>>85500806

>>85500824
That's three 2+ hour long movies worth of time to wrap everything up.

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That gum you like

is going to give you a wicked rash

>>85500694
here you go

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We're so close, guys. I love dugei more than anyone, but this little line really got me. I believe in you, Coop. Hang in there.

>>85500919
but Jacoby and his shovels?
Audrey ?
Nadine being more than a cameo?
Audreys son?
Police investigating Major's message?
Evil's coopers plan?
Patrick Fischler and what hes up to ?
Insurance man's revenge?
Weird neighbour opposite Dougie's house?
The NY box?
The Lincoln Huntsman?
The bug in the mouth?

Seems so much to cover

>>85500919
True, but unless it maintains the pace of some of the faster moving episodes (plot wise) it might not be enough. Think of all those Dougie scenes that move at a snails pace that could have taken half that time.

>>85500993
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxwcQ1dapw8

>>85500948
i want to lick

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Is Hank robbing a bank canon?

So are any of the new characters interesting? Seems like meme posting leans more towards old favorites.

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>>85501077
they are pretty amazing

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>>85501051
The way he delivers that line cracks me the fuck up every single time. I think its the way he pauses and excuses himself.

>>85501051
>that fucking ridiculous coffee interaction
>he meets audrey right after

truly this scene has it all

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>>85501102
>you will never stick your face between those golden globes

>>85501077
I could watch Tammy walk for hours
Charlie Sheen pretty cool

>>85500749
Who would have thought that /tpg/ posters are fucking idiots who can barely read? I'm amazed they found the the J, U, D, and Y keys on their keyboard. Don't sweat it; the less time you spend in the general the better.

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how about some music
mega nz/#F!p1NEUTSC!5WYIYYp8bQA4zC2FLompDg

Why exactly is Diane still being kept around for the investigation and why did she whisper "there is no backup"? when Shaggy got iced

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>>85501141
>J, U, D, and Y

>>85501168
because the fat guy calls for back up. she's reminding him that "there's no backup for this" i.e. matters of supernatural malevolence.

>>85501030
>He's selling the shovels. The plotline is over.
>Will probably be a cameo.
>Will probably stay a cameo.
>He's apparently leaving town. I imagine something will happen to him. The woman he tried to kill is still alive so maybe he'll get arrested.
>All that's really left here is for them to find Cooper because of the ring and maybe actually enter the portal.
>Mr. C is probably close to doing what he's trying to do and will probably be stopped by everyone else that seems to be converging on his plan.
>He's trying to kill Cooper. All that's left is the insurance guy trying to kill Cooper.
>See above. He's going to need to try and kill Cooper.
>Will probably be explained as a Lodge spirit later. Might not be explained, who knows.
>We have confirmation that Mr. C is involved with it. Will probably tie into whatever he's doing right now.
>They're just other Lodge entities. Not much really to explain about them.
>We'll probably get more 1950s stuff later or maybe something in the present day will explain what it was and who those people were.

>>85501168
She's obviously working with dopplecoop. Look at the scene when she sees the pic of the coordinates

>>85501254
there isnt an original bone in arakis body, but my god is there a lot of unique ones

>>85497870

Ken is the key to all of this.

>>85501254
They're positioned in descending order of jaw strength. Also Kyle's chin is so powerful it looks photoshopped.

>>85501254
>>85501286
Weeb

>>85501077
Off the top of my head: The Mitchums, Ike the got damned Spike, Diane, Truman, Red, Steven n' Becky, Shaggy Hastings, and Richard are all great characters, or at the very least interesting ones.

>>85501254
>>85501286
>>85501290
part 3 was befor twin peaks

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>>85501189
Listen, I found... something in Seattle at Judy's.

>>85501254
>>85501286
I love me some Jojo's but youre an immense faggot

>>85501254
Kyle's chin holy FUCK

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>>85501383

>>85501221
Jeffries?
The box?

>>85501077
The Mitchum brothers and Candie are pretty great. Janey-E and Richard Horne too

>>85501077
D O U G I E J O N E S

>>85501077
jade give two rides

>>85500993
i gasped at this line. hope everyone else did too.

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Get taste

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>>85501505

>>85501505
wtf

>>85501505
dr who is shit

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>>85501505
>doctor poo

HELL GOD BABY DAMN NO

>>85501505
is that the brigadier?

>>85501414
If Bowie filmed scenes then Jeffries will appear at some point. If he didn't he'll probably just be a voice over the phone. I have no idea what Jeffries is up too and can't even really guess.

Like I said, the box will play into stuff at some point. Whether we go back to it or we just find out who built it and why.

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dale pooper lol

Bluray box set for Twin Peaks S1 - 3 when?

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Why didn't Lynch cast her as Audreys daughter?

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>>85501568
dougie bones lol

>>85501590
PHYSICAL MEDIA FAG in 2017

>>85501590
wait until its finished you impatient bastard

>>85501550
Now that you mention it, it wouldn't actually be all that surprising if Bowie managed to literally phone some lines in for his friend Lynch despite having to cancel his filming date. Maybe we'll hear his voice.

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>>85501645
>85501645
>>85501645

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>>85501505
Nice one.

>>85501600
Sherilyn Fenn has nice eye brows. Mamario has shitty ones that are too low set. It wouldnt be believable if they were to be related

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>>85501679

>>85501144
thanks bud, was looking for something like this

>>85501645
That's not really what I meant but it's possible. I meant more that Lynch wouldn't be recasting and if he didn't get any Bowie scenes we'll never see the character on screen and he would just have someone to a voice, whether it sounds like Bowie or not.

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>>85497989

>>85499874
>Subculture by New Order
I thought the same thing but... I don't think it's new order. It sounds a little LIKE that song but it isn't.

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>>85501144
best musicfus

>>85501645
who did Jeffries in Ep2 ?

AYDEME!

>>85501695
yea, despite how bad and old she looks there, she still has superior eye brows

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>>85501712

>>85501600
Because he had to cast someone that looks like they have fetal alcohol syndrome to show how much Bobby and Shelly were shit parents.

>>85501752
I don't think that was Jeffries. Even Mr. C acts like he was expecting Jeffries but it wasn't him.

>>85501712
cool frenlo

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>>85498514
I bet she fucked Lynch for that sweater.

Nothing but fucking thots on this show, I swear.

>>85501590
I had originally thought I would wait for the whole series box set, but I have no clue when they will do a standalone S3 set let alone a compilation set of all three seasons. So I just decided to get the Complete Mystery set and wait and see.

>>85498767
damn..

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>>85501030
Nadine will sort out those hobos. Her and Cocksmith Mike take over from the Giant and his special lady in the final scene.

Trust me, my dad works at Croatia.

>>85501879
that is herbalife for sure

WHO WILL RESCUE JERRY?


I WANT MORE BEN HORNE

>>85501227
She could also be working for Jeffries tho

>>85501879
Nadine kinda looks more attractive than in the original seasons

Is Coop (as dougie) aware of all the stuff that happens around him or his mind technically still trapped in the black lodge?

nb for dumb question

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>>85500702
>i wanna KNOW
>what you're memeing
>tell me what's on your drive

>>85501974
Nadine looks like a tranny.

>>85502020
His mind isnt in the lodge but he's basically a walking coma.

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>>85502026

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>>85502065
coma

Any ideas for a Twin Peaks tattoo? And yes, pop culture tattoo, I'm a faggot, etc.

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>>85501130
>you will never lick her distended, cherry-red asshole as she vigorously throat-slams your cock as the two of you 69

>>85502020
If he's basically asleep and dreaming like Mike was saying, imagine when you're dreaming and you do things in the dream without necessarily being in control or thinking about it.

>>85502091
This guy gets it.

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>>85502116
Get this as a tattoo.

>>85499874
>>85499387
The intro part isn't Subculture but there is something hauntingly familiar about it. It's a standard from a long time ago I can't quite place.

Anyone Beat the Beat yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVFlipgTLDo

>>85502117
Is Travis a lodge spirit?

>>85502168
Good idea. All I need to do is find a tattoo artist that can't do portaits, and commission a young Audrey tattoo from them.

>>85502116
get the "Fire walk with me" tattoo like a trur edgelord

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>>85502072
Fuck you, tramp.

MOVE

>>85502205

>>85502205
>>85502205
>>85502205

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>>85497348
>yfw the absolute madman actually did the record scratch thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCs_kGSs0M4

>>85502151

gets it.

>>85499461
Tim, please fuck off.