/got/ where the fuck does essos end?

what leaks?

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I miss him desu.

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Bully Theon

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>>85493856
POST THE FUCKING LEAKS

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Reminder:

>Jon Snow looks nothing like a Targaryen
>Stark genes are weak enough that Ned porking Catelyn only results in one mainly Stark kid out of five
>Edric Dayne tells Arya Ned and Ashara fell in love
>Barristan Selmy believes Ned and Ashara were in love, and that they fucked at Harrenhal
>Howland Reed sees them dance together at Harrenhal
>Ned tells Robert that Wylla, a Dayne wetnurse, was involved in Jon's birth
>None of these people have any reason to lie

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damn, margaery looks like THAT?

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HE'S GRADUALLY GETTING AWAY EURON

>>85493856
>essos
>end

>>85493920

COCKED

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Make Theon feel worthless and bleed

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Leaks

>>85493929
>Jon Snow looks nothing like a Targaryen
>He still hasn't heard of Baelor "Breakspear" Targaryen

LAMOing @ this guy's life

>>85493929
Man, what a cute. Brandon is a real lucky guy.

>>85493856
That worldbuilding makes literally no sense

>>85493941
i don't get this meme

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>>85493856
HELLO AND GODS BLESS

I AM XARO XHOAN DAXOS, RICHEST MAN IN QARTH. I HAVE A VAULT FULL OF RICHES, BUT NEED THREE OF YOUR DRAGONS TO BECOME KING. IF YOU SEND THEM TO ME, YOU WILL BE RICH BEYOND YOUR WILLDEST DREMS.

GODS BLESS YOU

>>85493920
What the fuck, are birds carnivores?

post more

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>>85493856
No now it ends

haha I love Ellie

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>>85493929
>tfw you was baited

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>>85493915
Who is Preston? Why are we waiting? Is the leaks episodes?

>>85493999
>>/an/

>>85493967
GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>85493993
>he doesn't get that Euron should have just throw a lasso at him and bring him back on the boat, then murder him
Must suck to be such a brainlet

>>85493929
Reminder that neddard is a beta who was still a virgin until his wedding

>>85493969
>strong ass Dornish genes
>weak ass Stark genes
C'mon fampai

>>85493999
Nigga, chikun eats everything it can

Which GOT girl has the largest tits?

>>85493909
>>85493958
Theon is cute and I hope he gets a happy ending.

That being said I do want to bully him sexually.

>>85494044
Link me the thread where there is more of that

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Remember when you thought ATTACK ATTACK was in on the Roose?

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>>85493999
what the fuck do you mean "are birds carnivores"

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what hides the east..?

>>85494039
>Who is Preston?
get OUT

>>85493933
It's kind of frightening how much better she looks with big fat tits.

>>85493856
Are first 30 replies always this autistic?

>>85494081
ask them as they are more likely to have that stuff saved and spoonfeed you little babby

>>85494039
UH "we" aren't waiting. It's time for you to leave, tourist.

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>>85493999
no you post the leaks!
nice trips.

>>85493856
why is there such shitty cartography how in the hell did plate tectonic make two rectangles

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>>85494055
>implying you know how genes work
>implying Arya

>>85493856
the ice wall, the real one

Goddamn, the newest episode was the first time I started cringing while watching GoT.

>oh wow, dickless and thiccless finally try to bang
I mean, who the fuck cares? Idiotic forced romance.

>oh wow, ARYAN gets her epicwolf back
RREALLY?

>LITTEFINGER DON FUCK MUH SISTUR
Like, why couldn't you act like a normal person and tell him off? You have met him before, why do you act so annngggggry to him? Now he's basically forced to work against you.

>MUH OLD GRANNY GENES
Seriously, stop.

>OH HI,OUT OF HUNDREDS OF SHIPS I FIND YOU AND THE FIRST AND ONLY SHIP I SIEGE IS THE SHIP WITH MY NEPHEW AND NIECE, LUCKY MEEEEE
God damn it.

>>85493999
Worms aren't vegetables you know

>>85494089
Would have been neat desu. Imagine her smugly riding towards whatever reward Tywin promised her after the RW only to be ambushed and hanged by Zombie Cat.

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>>85494108
tits accentuate but also it's not margaery's actress

>>85494165
holy sheet, what a whore

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>>85493999
Yes. Chickens are amazing mousers and snakers.

>>85494055
>Stark genes
>weak
>Targaryen genes
>not recessive

Face it, your theory makes less sense than the premier episode of season 6. The fatman wrote "The Hedge Knight" after "A Game of Thrones" and before "A Clash of Kings" to set up the idea that not all Targaryens have the Valeyrian look.

D&D needed to answer who Jon Snow's mother was to get the rights to make the show. The show is right about this.

Asharafags BTFO.

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FRESH LEAKS
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>>85494107
>>85494120
No You Go

reminder marge is a complete buttslut

>>85494165
I'm gonna fucking kick your ass nerd

>>85494136
wtf? why? who records this

>>85493967
GOLEM GET YE GONE

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>>85494164
>MUH OLD GRANNY GENES
What are you referring to here?

>>85494165
that's how it will happen after the war against night king ends, dothrakis will impregnate every single westerosi woman and jon will be like "I don't care lol that's on you dany"

>>85494103
Probably a vast, icy landmass that connects to the land of always winter. The far east of Essos has stories that could easily be about the White Walkers, too.

>>85494155
>>85494197
>4 out of 5 Starks with Catelyn are Tully as fuck
>Rhaegar gets DORNE'd and his daughter looks Dornish
makin me think here

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>>85494136

what were the leaks?

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>>85494166
SHIVAKAMINI SOMAKANDARKRAAAAAAAAAAAAM

>>85493967
GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>85494248
euron has a huge gay orgy in the next episode and dany overacts as usual

>>85494199
bullshit

>>85493967

man i just posted in the other thread

GOLEM GET YE GONE

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>>85494165
I approve of any OC on this cancerous general but I cannot give my blessing to this flagrant misuse of best girl

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Why do lesbians make the best leaders? Seems like every job I want to hire lesbians.

>>85494221
The
>men are stupid even if they are thought as smart, I am a granny so I am smarter than a smart man
-speech she gave to Daenereerus.

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>I wanted to fuck your stepmother who treated you like shit
>I also want to fuck your sister lol
*gets chokeslammed*
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH SAVE ME SALSA

>>85494186
I need more pictures of fat-chested women in old-fashioned fashion.

>>85494199
I don't believe it but I fucking want to

>>85493856
Only seasons 1-3 exist

>>85494165

D R O P P E D
R
O
P
P
E
D

>>85494311
god damn she's so cute

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>>85494317
>This can't be happening! I'm in control here

>>85494164
>the ship I board is the one with everyone on it

funny how flagships are usually fancier than the others, if you rewatch 610 you'll see that the ship with all characters on it is special

>>85494317
Let's be honest here for a second, Jon should have arranged marriage of his sister with LF

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Do you still await his return?

>>85494280
>Dany
>Overacting

I thought she didn't act at all.

Never been to /got/ before but I'm assuming Davos is /ourguy/?

>>85494243
Yes, and Targaryen x Stark equals Stark looking kid.
>>85494317
Reviewbrah kind of looks like Sweetrobin desu

>>85494355
Imagine how cute she looks like when she is swallowing the black man's semen.

>>85494316
Oh ffs yeah, I forgot.
Even Olenna cannot escape D&D unfortunately.

>>85494243
>DORNE'D

Don't you mean SANDBLASTED?

>>85494381
Haha so funny
Retard

>>85494391
>Yes, and Targaryen x Stark equals Stark looking kid.
How would we know this? Stark genes haven't been proven to be dominant at all, considering in the only Stark family we see in the books most of the kids look like Cat.

>>85494394
why are you obsessed with creating bullshit kill yourself

>>85493967
GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>85493856
>I_____

that is one shitty lazy designed world

>>85494356
>>85494361
What's his plan now?

>>85494315
Pretty hot that she wanted Theon to fuck Yara in front of her desu

>>85494364
No

>>85494359
Equally funny: they stay in the middle of fleets so this exact shit doesnt happen.

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Gwyn is for ____

>>85494103
>Asshai

What kind of spoopy things are happening at the Ass?

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>>85494317

How would you cast Reviewbrah in Game of Thrones?

>>85494395
It's incredible how shitty things got when DnD wasn't able to rip dialogue from the books.

Reminder to everyone that the exquisite writing of the first two seasons was due to copying or being directly inspired by the books.

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>>85494447
Crashing this Wall

>>85494423
She was built for the BBC bro, let her go. You can't even compete.

>>85494481
keeping safe from whitehill wankers

>>85493929
The twist is going to be that Ned's older brother Brandon cucked Ned and fucked Ashara. Ashara gave birth to a son, who is Jon Snow. So he's still just a Stark bastard. Jon was switched with Lyanna's kid. Where Lyanna/Rhaegar's kid is, I don't know

>>85494507
R + L = D

>>85494481
Dothraki.

>>85494359
This >>85494477 and the weather was so shitty that they Coolguy's ship had to be almost at ramming distance for the IMPORTANTPERSONS to even spot its sail. There was no logic on how he got the exact ship every IMPORTANTPERSON is on.

>>85494422
Tully Genes > Stark Genes > Targaryen Genes
Why is that so hard for some of you to consider or comprehend?

>>85494507
young griff is lyannas son. he even says he dyes his hair blue to honour his mother

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>>85493856
Remember that scene when the Stark clan found the direwolf pups? Is there anything past season 1 that is even close to being as atmospheric and mythic as that scene?

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https://warsandpoliticsoficeandfire.wordpress.com/2017/05/31/iron-bends-the-surprising-flexibility-of-stannis-baratheon/comment-page-1/#comment-5431

Nice article on /ourguy/. Seems Stannis' arc in the show has been taken over by both Jon Snu (his Dany interactions, without the love interest for showfags) and The Hound.

>>85494497
>he fell for the bbc meme
god damn you're pathetic, don't ever @ me again you limp wrist faggot

>>85494538
How do you know that? We know Tully>Stark, and stuff like Dornish>Targ, but there's never any comparison of Stark and Targ.

>>85494316
>I survived because I didn't listen to the men
>oops everyone who listened to me wound up dead lol

Stop spamming this thread you retards.I wanna discuss the topic

>>85494553
>being this mad you will never satisfy a woman
lmao

>>85494538
NED WAS SLAMMING THAT SALMON EVERY NIGHT.

>>85493856
My brother asked me what I didn't like about S5 and S6 and I found it hard to articulate. Can anyone sum it up in 20 sentences or less?

>>85494564
We're making the assumption because of how Jon looks and R+L=J is accepted even by normies at this point

>>85494538
T-tully a best?

>>85494544
>4/6 of them are dead now
what was the point?

>>85494572
quit projecting little dick

t. big italian schlong

>>85493967
GOLEM GET YE GONE

>CIA saves johns life literally
>gives the north back to jon when he could have taken winterfell for himself
>jon treats him like shit

Wtf is his problem?

>>85494597
But my entire point is that Jon isn't Targ. If your only argument against that is "well he is that proves the genes are stronk haha" then idk what to tell you.

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>>85494364
One day the banners will fly again.

>>85493999
You've never heard the phrase "the early bird gets the worm"? Because they are talking about a literal worm there.

>>85494493
ANN HARRANHAUL? AY SHUPOSH HATS OFF THE TAYBUL TOO?

Lannister genes>>>>>>

even from incest we got qt Myrcella and qt Tommen

>>85494595
Nothing of consequence happens.

>>85494543
>young griff is lyannas son. he even says he dyes his hair blue to honour his mother

maybe, if the show purposely went on a completely different route

>>85494619
>>85494619
>>85494619
>>85494619
>>85494619
This. Please discuss

>>85494643
Worms aren't meat they are closer to plants

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>>85494493

>>85494595
It's shit.
The "characters" lose all motivation and don't act logically.
Plus plot holes and awful writing make it worse than fanfiction.

>>85494595
Nothing made sense, and no victory was deserved.

>>85493999
Yes, pretty much all birds are largely carnivorous.

However most Carnivores and Herbivores are factultative not obligate, which means they can generally eat some forms of meat and plants.

For example, most herbivores will consume carrion or small animals or invertebrates that can't escape or fight back. I.e horses, cows, deer eating baby birds etc.

Also Birds are dinosaurs so they have a long lineage of eating meat.

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>>85494364
>Martin will die before Winds of Winter is released and I will never get to ride with the One True King again

>>85494685
Was using wildfire part of your plan?

>>85494636
In the show Jon is a Targaryen. In the books Jon is Neds true born legitimate son while the Tullies he sired are bastards and a disease inflicted upon him.

>>85494619
mary jon snow knows a rat when he sees one

>>85494595
Yes, try this:

The commodification of "nerd culture" by mainstream audiences rubs you the wrong way, and always has. As Game of Thrones gets more and more popular, you begin to like it just a little less, to the point of contrarianism simply because you believe yourself to be better and smarter than "the masses" and thus must be critical of something they enjoy. It doesn't help that the show is extremely popular on "R-e-d-d-i-t", compelling you to hate it simply because you've fallen for the "board culture" meme of competing against other websites. You probably deep down recognize that the show is still good, or, at the very least, better than 90% of the garbage that is aired on TV. It also doesn't help that the show has a progressive bent to it, though of course between all the "feminist" bogeymen that are Daenerys and co., you ignore all the tits, rape, and that a majority of the main protagonists throughout the several past seasons have been men. All of this culminates in your hatred and dislike of a show that you continue watching despite all of the mental walls you've placed yourself telling you not to.

>>85494103
It's where the second harangen slave race lives, like the Others they were bred for space Wars but there masters never came back, till the (((comet))) that is.

>>85494682
do you actually think this
or are you just being retarded on purpose

>>85494680
He's opportunistic, but he already has the Vale. This is clarified a bit more in the books but he honestly didn't care about Ned that much either way. He only turned on him because he was acting like an idiot and would've ended up getting btfo eventually anyway

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Newfag here, so did the ship battle actually happen the way it's shown in the tv series? I can't find it on the wiki for the books.

>>85494705
>when /got/ gets a good post
Good post anon.

>>85494665
we also go tyrion
as much as i like the little fucker, he's deformed

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>>85494423
>>85494553
>>85494604
>tfw your bbc is too much for her and she dies from the shock but you know in your heart of hearts that she died a happy lass

>>85494103
City of winged men.. interesting.

Honestly, these far reach cities, i'd like to see concept arts of them.

>>85494586
He canonically is a really boring fuck though
And finishes in like 3 strokes

>>85493999
When I was five I got a kick out of feeding chickens chicken. Kind of fucked up, but they loved that shit.

>>85494543
>Griff and Young Griff vanish from the books
>Jon Con and Aegon appear from nowhere
What was GRRM smoking?

>>85493967
GOLEM GET YE GONE

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>>85494749
>wikifaggot

>>85494737
look it up

>>85494680
Was another cringe-moment. >>85494164

Bad writing to make it so that Littleguy WILL start working against Jon and that the audience will start to think Littepenis is actually a bad guy.


******************SPOILER***********************
Littlefinger will die after all his plans have been foiled by persons X,Y and Z and as a result he loses it and tries to rape Sansa, who kills him with a sword. Or better yet, Sansa and/or Jon snow pushes him off the Moon Door after foiling his rape attempt.

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>>85494720
>Ned just wanted to bang his purple eyed waifu in a castle all day
>Brandon went off and died and then he has to fuck smelly fishpussy for strategic purposes

feels bad man

>>85494794
fuck off brainlet

>>85494786
Okay, where should I get my informartion for GoT from then?

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>>85494315
Did you even watch the episode?

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>>85494604
why u mad though? Nothing wrong with her preferring the BBC

>>85494164
that's not even all

>the entirety of the "mama" dialogue
>daenerys speeks valyrian natively but needs missande to explain the grammatical gender of words to her

>>85493967
GOLEM GET YE GONE

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>>85494749

>>85494733
Don't forget

The point at which the show ran out of material to adapt marks the switch from tits, rape, and gore to the show's current feminist and progressive themes. Having a show blatantly about brutalistic feudal politics suddenly becoming a feminist power fantasy can rub people the wrong way in ways beyond petty contrarianism.

>>85494595
It feels like things stopped happening because of how people acted or how the world was. Now things just happen and people succeed/fail because the writers want it to. Doesn't feel organic anymore.

>>85494749
Books are at Season 5. Seasons 6 and 7 are OC-DONUTSTEAL -content partly written by the Hollywooders and partly by the Fat Guy Who Will Die Before Finishing His Books Because He Wastes His Lifeforce On Useless Project Like Some Co-authoring Shit Or Nerd Culture.

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>>85494805
Not how he dies

>>85494815
>smelly fishpussy
TULLY CUNNY IS PURE DELET THIS

>>85494829
Directly from your book library in your room.

>>85493967

GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>85494915
Epic ;)

What would be more fun

-dragonslayer armor cosplay faith/str
-frostbite build
-lightning arrow asshat
-weeblord with katanas silvercat and obscuring

>>85494897
>Lysa and Cat fucking around with Littlefinger when they're like 13
>pure

Yeah sorry bud

>>85494733
>You probably deep down recognize that the show is still good, or, at the very least, better than 90% of the garbage that is aired on TV.
This is true. And in fact I was overjoyed when GoT won all those Emmys. Believe it or not I like it when the things I enjoy are enjoyed by others.

But S5 and S6 were so different from the previous ones. Something was seriously wrong with the direction the series was headed and it was tangible. You can't say that it's all about being contrary.

>>85494932
You DO have a book library in your room right?

>>85494513
Dothraki what

>>85494933
actual fucking magic

but nooo this is realistic fantasy bullshit, can't have that.

>>85494975
Dany

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>>85493856
>westeros is inhabited by whites
>essos is inhabited by the BBC
there's your answer

>>85494867
Christ. Did not even realise this. Should I even bother with S7? I wasn't a fan of S6 it felt like it was going downhill since S5 and S6 was so hard to watch.

>>85494805
>******************SPOILER***********************
Why bother with such an obnoxious warning for your own shitty headcanon.

Arya kills Petyr. Hah, hey! Didn't even need a warning for that one.

>>85495004
i hate this place

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>>85494749
Victarion - The Reaver

>>85495016
You didn't tell him it should be in episode 5 this season though.

>>85494961
Yes but none of that big fat jews books are in it. I'm not wasting good money on anything he makes.

>>85495004
Well done.

>>85493901
>tfw already have kyphosis

End my suffering

>>85494880

Didn't Rhaegar already have a son called Aegon?

>>85494880
what's up with these leaks? why are they so all over the place?

>>85494993
BIG DOTHRAKI COCK

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>>85493856
>where the fuck does essos end?

its literally a carbon copy of our world map. grrm is a hack

>>85495041
I can respect that, so surely you have the books in your mobile book library right?

>>85495004
Poetry

>>85495004
kill yourself

>>85495048
he had two and they are both named Aegon

>>85495004
LITTLE WESTEROSI COCKS
BIG ESSOSI DICKS

MASSIVE SOTHORYOSI DONGS

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>>85494768

>>85493967
GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>85495048
And now so does the Mad King ;^)

>>85495034
Yeah I thought it looked like they just merged Euron and Victarion for extra hollywood coolness

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>>85495027
Go back then.

>>85495049
They are 9 months old, anon. The editors switched scenes up since then.

>>85494484
Varys

>>85494165
What the fuck is wrong with white women?

>>85495067
Where is Antarctica?

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Why did Oberyn have to make spearfags look retarded?

>>85494602
>Nothing matters because everything eventually end.
Are you depressed anon?

>>85495009
Just read the books, they're like the show only they didn't stop making sense or being fun.

There is a cool af ship battle with Victarion (another Greyjoy cut from the show) that is quite similar to this episodes' one except it has nothing to do with the sneks.

>>85495004
hahaha, this is fucking perfect.

>>85494680
He's clearly manipulating Sansa into betraying her brother because what the fuck else has le sneaky man done besides be sneaky

>>85495128
they love black men...as simple as that.

>>85495149
yeah I am but what I meant is some of them were fucking useless and died in a cheap way like Sansa's wolf and Bran's doggo

>>85494861
Good point, but:

The last episode literally had the new uber masculine character come in and defeat 3 feminist heroes, killing 2 of them with their own weapons, and capturing 3 in total. You also clearly haven't been paying attention to Danerys' characterization these last two eps, which is definitely a bit more villainous than the previous seasons. Not even counting Cersei who is up til now the main antagonist of the show. Meanwhile, several of the most important players are men, the characters who are on their way to get redemption are men, and the most physically dominating characters are all men.

>>85493967
GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>85495034
I WILL SAIL THE DOTHRAKI SEA

Why did ellaria cut her hair? She looks so much worse with short hair

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>>85495075
I'll be honest with you anon, I haven't read any of the GoT books. What I've heard from many anons and friends is that it's really not worth it and that there are better fantasy books out there.

Maybe I'll start them when I've run out of shit to read, but until then it's going to be my fix of easy-to-watch medieval fantasy with cool graffix.

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>>85494447

That scene with Nymeria was awful desu.

Is it just me or does Masies acting feel really shit so far?

>>85495197
Get better soon anon. :^)
Just pretending things don't suck can really change your mind in the long run.

>>85495281
If you are going to read them, you read them while this general exists. So you have someone to talk about it. If you read them after the show is over don't bother.

You should never read any fantasy book, all of them are trash. But while the show is going, reading them makes for good conversations with people, so you get some value out of reading literal fantasy. The time for reading them is running out.

>>85494595
The core issue is that all the things that made the show great has been sacrificed in order to produce the next "Red Wedding" moment, i.e. whatever will generate buzz in social media. While the problems were begining to show earlier, at season 5 the show began to fall apart at the seams. Characters started to act against their personalities. Their motivations were lost or ignored. People who were supposed to be smart started to act like idiots. Plot armors became ridiculously thick as we were served one 'shocking' plot twist after the next. In short what once complex and interesting became a lame parody of what it once was.

>>85494513
Where does that even come from? Was it in the books?

>>85495281
What better fantacy books would you recommend? Im looking for something to read.

>>85495284
did this really happen?

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YES

balerions skull is too small aarrrjjggjgjgjgj

rrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer
RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>85495420
the witcher books

Geralt is the man

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>>85495290
George Lucas is behind the scenes apparently, that's why the acting has been Star Wars prequel monotone, for gravitas.

>>85495444
Thanks Sansa for this rapeless feminist show

>>85495444
>that one smoking peasant in the back

>>85495444
>dirty streets
>ugly people
Why would anyone live in King's Landing?

>>85495469
i havent been paying attention to anything owned by (((Disney))) for ages, is this image real?

>>85495465
Do they narrate the events of the games?

>>85495465
this

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>>85493999

Last year, I looked out my window and saw a squirrel dragging what I thought was a bagel across my backyard. Later when I went outside, the squirrel ran up a tree and I thought I’d kick the bagel farther into the back yard, so he wouldn’t try to “hide” it on my window sill…. when I discovered he was eating a piece of FRIED CHICKEN he got out of the neighbors garbage.

Fucking squirrels are carnivores!

>>85495422
Yes

WHERE ARE THE DAMN LEAKS

>>85495512
Yes.

>>85495290
Maise is the worst actress in the show by far. Completely unable to emote. The scene where she was deciding to either go north or south was obviously supposed to show intense emotional turmoil and be a pivotal moment for her character. Maise wasn't able to convey more than "eh I'll go this way now I guess"

>>85495465
I heard the books have a very poor English translation

Could you confirm/deny this please

>>85495513
no, but if you've played the games it covers a lot of shit that gets mentioned in passing. eg- why Geralt is called "The butcher of Blavakin" etc. Its a series of short stories and a couple novels.

>>85495512
Yes

>>85495522
da fuq man?

Can't be real, squirrels eats nuts

>>85495558
I do not speak polish, but I have enjoyed the books in English. Wouldn't be shocked if the translations were shit.

>>85495549
give me the leaks.

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>>85495549

>>85495567
>no, but if you've played the games it covers a lot of shit that gets mentioned in passing
What if I didn't play them and don't plan to. Would I still be able to enjoy the books? Or does the book expects me to play the games?

>another scene, practically without meaning, placed in the Winterfell crypts

What are they gonna reveal down there?

>>85495558
GRRM throws in alot of northerner words in, like aye and lad etc, not sure how they translate.

>>85495567
Was it cause he butchered people at blaviken?

>>85493967
GOLEM GET YE GONE

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Post sweet girls

>>85495621
the books happen before the games so its fine

>>85495621
Absolutely. The books do not expect you to play the game.

>>85495621
the book does definitely not expect you to play the games since the author has come out saying he hates the games

>>85495655
>>85495656
>>85495659
Nice, thanks guys. Gonna check it out then

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>>85495651

Why do they need all that fucking dragonglas?
It only kills white walkers, and there's like 5 of them.

>>85495549
NO I MEANT THE NEW LEAKS, SOMEONE SAID IN A PREVIOUS THREAD THE EPISODES THEMSELVES LEAKED TODAY

>>85493967
GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>85493856
Planetos must be fucking huge. You're only barely beginning to see the tropics at Sothoryos and Westeros is supposed to be the size of South America.

There is probably 30% more northern hemisphere we aren't even seeing on top of the entire southern hemisphere.

>>85495678
5 of them plus Gilly's siblings. So considering how often Craster had kids, probably a fuckton more than 5.

>>85495678
D&D made it so dragon glass kills the zombies too

>>85495382
wtf don't listen to this anon there is definitely value in reading fantasy LOTR is classic literature.

>>85495635

Haven't read it in a long time but if IIRC he did but it was because they were all possessed

>>85495621
books - realistic fantasy
video games - actual fantasy
>>85495659
he only hates them because he didn't get enough money (he was/is an idiot)

>>85493967
GOLEM GET YE GONE

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>>85495067

It's implied that there's a continent in the western hemisphere, analogous to N and S America and there would have to be one, otherwise the storms across the gigantic ocean would insane.

>>85495382
>all fantasy books are trash, but you should read them so you can talk to people about how trash they are

ah yes, of course. why didn't I see it before...

>>85495723
LOTR is shit nigger, tolkein didn't even bothered to world build the tax policy of their kingdoms

>>85495048
Young Griff isn't in the tv show, or any reference to Rhaegar's son Aegon
You can't rely on book facts to understand show logic

>remember that true bad guys like roose add tywin are no more.

Fuck no wonder the WWE star looks good.

>>85493967
GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>85493967
GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>85495765
Who fantasises about taxation?

>>85495794
someone with a job, nigger

>>85495765
>he hasn't read the Economarillion

>>85495765
what was Joffrey's Tax policy? Is Westeros better under Circe, or is it more or less the same now that shes in power for real with no one holding her back?

>>85493967
GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>85495629
The cave system that goes from the bottom floors of the caracombs to Bloodravens cave.

>>85495420
All fantasy after Tolkien is pleb fiction, even for genere shit. At least read SF.

>>85495766

There was still reference to Gregor smashing baba Aegon's head in though

>>85495765
>LOTR is shit nigger
literally stopped reading there

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>>85495572
>Can't be real, squirrels eats nuts

It's true, I swear by the gods, old and new; squirrels eat meat (if they can get it).

Should I write Bran x Jojen?

>>85495766
They talked about Robert having the two kids killed in season one a few times.

>>85495766
they do mention aegon in the show. order of the greenhands new episode review suggests the possibility of griff, young griff and lemore. first 8 minutes of the video.

is GOT movie, film or cinema tier?

>>85495826
Littlefinger does institute a tax on people coming into KL under Joffrey. That's all I remember tho

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>>85495444
>smiling like that after getting gangfucked by Euron's entire crew

Holy cow, what a fucking slut.

>>85495732
another thing to note since autistic people keep bringing up tolkien in these threads is that The Witcher is some good fantasy that doesn't rely on Tolkienesque bullshit. All derivative of slavic and polish lore/mytholgy.

>>85495848
stop

>>85495849
1-4 are KINOs and 5-7 flicks

>>85495841
Hound x Sansa

>>85495766
Thoros mentions Aegon by name in season three

>>85495831
bloodraven is bookplebbery you autist

back to /lit/

>>85495849
Its post-ironic modern psudo-television kino

>>85495826
I think the tax policy is the same for both Joffrey and Circeis. Since Littlefinger was in charge back then and they were in war times, they still are in war times. So no reason to change the tax policy yet.

Can't be bad enough if people aren't protesting anymore, there were protestors against joffrey

>>85495877
now that you've asked I'll just have to keep it up

>>85495834
Yeah but they didn't say his name was Aegon so it doesn't matter.
It's kinda like the star wars canon before/after Disney, with the difference being before/after season 5
After season 5, the books were no longer implied canon. Any references to the book stay canon, but only in as far as the reference was made.
So while Rhaegar had a son who was killed by Gregor, there's nothing to say that son was Aegon.
>the more you know

>tfw gregor will never truly get his comuppance for being such an evil cunt

at this point killing him means nothing, he's an empty shell and the guy who "killed" him died a much worse death than he did

>>85495290
That or the directors don't do their job.
She was bad at delivering her speech in the first scene of the season and she's worst at acting each episode. The writting doesn't help.

GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>85495884
I don't know how to write that as anything other than rape (which I could do) unless I added Arya in to make it a threesome

>he's not well versed tolkienian economics

>>85495903
sounds like Cirsei lessened the burden on the people with a new tax policy.

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>>85495849
After the Arya vs Brienne fight, its gonna be anime tier.

>>85495876
yeah but the problem in the books there are very few monsters, and geralt even complains he's slowly making himself unemployed because they wiped out all the monsters. In the games geralt kils more monsters, and uses more magic in the entire fucking saga.

>>85495925
>Sand Sneks don't even mention he's an undead zombie
Between him and Jon, does no one fucking care that death no longer means anything?

>>85495893
The three eye crow isn't even the 'old guy' in the roots.

golem get ye gone

>>85495723
LOTR's inclusion into the Western canon is constantly being debated and I dare you to find me another fantasy novel that gets even that far.

>>85495903
the people are too scared to protest against serse

>>85495888
Really? What's the context?
Is it the right Aegon and not Aerys' dead son?

>>85495924
thoros of myr says to the hound he saw prince aegon and princess rhaenys bodies laid before the iron throne when they're trying to claim the hound was guilty for the crimes of house clegane so they give him a trial by combat

>>85495947
does anybody besides a select few people know he's a zombie?

>>85495954
I wouldn't even try to argue that any other fantasy belongs there but lotr absolutely belongs in Western canon.

>>85495932
Nah, m8 not necessarily, Cirsie rules by fear I don't think they changed at all

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>>85494315
I only hire BIG COCKS

>>85495940
I think a lot of that had to do with where he was at the time. He was in a part of the world that didn't really need witchers anymore. Hence why he and Julian Alfred Pankratz, viscount de Lettenhove were heading elsewhere.

>>85494193
Holy shit, the hawk is baiting it. Didn't notice it before

>>85496000
it really doesn't though, just because you like it doesn't mean its western

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>>85496000
DUDE WHAT IF THE EARTH WAS HOLLOW AND THE LOTR WAS ON ONE SIDE AND ASOIAF WAS ON THE OTHER SIDE WITH A STAR IN THE CENTER OF THE PLANET

>>85496022
But /tv/ told me hawks weren't intelligent.

>>85496013
well it doesn't matter anyway. once netflix makes the show 99% will be just DUDE POLITICAL INTRIGUE LMAO just like in GoT and geralt will not be fighting any monsters because that's not realistic and they have no budget for cgi.

>>85496037
>based off of western mythology
>not western
are you retarded

>>85495960
He talks about Aegon and Rheynys or however you spell her name being draped in red cloths

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>>85496049

>>85496037
I'm not deluded into thinking that. Can you explain why you think it doesnt belong?

>>85495552
i wonder how she didnt know that Jon was king in the north. she must have been at the Twins for a couple weeks waiting for all the freys and NEVER read a raven or over heard anyone mention it?

>>85493967
GOLEM GET YE GONE

Why are the ice zombies are waiting for? It should be easy to conquer everything with their necromancy

>>85494103
how the fuck did grrm get away with LITERALLY an L shape???

>>85495960
He said:

>House Clegane was built upon dead children.I saw them lay Prince Aegon and Princess Rhaenys before the Iron Throne.

>>85496049
I'm glad a frogposter is here to save us from this retarded discussion.

>>85496065
honestly if Geralt isn't fighting monsters all the time and they use real-effects instead of CGI, it might actually not be garbage. But its netflix, so that will never happen.

>>85494164
Literal autism

>>85495930
Either sounds good

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Was this shit in the books?

>>85496135
no this shit is fucking retarded

>>85496104
Shit...
But still
>implying d&d remember that line

>>85496135
no the books haven't even gotten to the part where Stannis joins up with Thoros and becomes R'hlor's champion for real.

>>85496135
90% of the things that happened post season 4 isn't in the books

>>85496097
Protip: This is TOP secret material: GRRM built this entire fantasy without ONCE making a map, only after his books were selling like hotcakes back in 1996, and he got into contact with a fan that said he designed him a map of his world, is that GRRM started to officially utilize it. This fat lazy piece of shit never even bothered to map his own world before creating the 7 kingdoms, he has DEEP autism

>>85496135
Arya is still in Braavos

>>85496049
they live in hollow earth aka blue eyed giant named makumba. opening cinematic that takes place each episode is clearly on the inside of a sphere. just look at landscape and concave