/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

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First for Candie.

S3E8 is the greatest episode of tv ever recorded

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https://youtu.be/2jcp8X-OnFg

Looks like a parody from the Critic.

Wait until the old thread is at least off the front page before making the new one you doofus

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>>85463824
>>85463864
HELLO FRENLO :^)

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>>85463907
hello jumping man

>>85463906
Yeah, they always make a new one at 310 but the bump limit is far higher.

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beaty and light in this thread

Is this the thread where we talk about Judy?

>>85463906
>front page
>not using the catalog

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Candie thread GO.

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>>85463824
that's a nice drawing OP

>>85463944
You can still see what page a thread is on in the catalog

>>85463861
what if her name is a hint
>candie
>can die
>laura died
candie = laura confirmed??

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>>85463943
HELL GOD BABY DAMN NO

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>>85463824
Laura

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>>85463948
Best waifu

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>>85464004
>What kinda girl you like?
>LAURA? FUCK THAT SHIT!
>CANDIE
>CANDIE
>CANDIE

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>>85464007
Who do you think this is there?

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>>85463923

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>>85464070

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Daily reminder that Shelly is a single adult woman and is allowed to date whomever she wishes.

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I would watch Inland Empire for 24 hours straight just to get a whiff of Tammy's worn heels.

>>85464112
Tammy actually is singing on the song Polish Poem that opens and closes the movie.

Anyone else pissed that BOB isn't ancient spirit and basically only possessed Leland

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>>85464106

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>>85464095

>>85464145
hello there

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>>85464203
Hi. :3

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>>85464201

>>85464223
dont look at me like this, I could fall in love

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>>85464040
>a (candie) colored clown they call the sandman

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>>85464223
>>85464203
HELLO FRENLO []:^)

>>85464095
>>85464231
>we used to watch movies like this

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episode 12 is gonna be steamy

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>>85464106
>willfully misunderstanding why people think this was shitty behavior on Shelly's part
Daily reminder that Twin Peaks: The Return is the most realistic depiction of women on television right now.

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Can we all just thank Based Lynch for giving us Based Candie?

Thank you Based Lynch.

>>85463948
We already had four or so today

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Part 12 - "Let's Rock"

Is /OurGuy/ coming back?

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the cuck circle

>>85464304
Because you're from /r9k/ and have abandonment issues?

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>>85464106

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>>85464278
I CLOSE MY EEEEEEYES

>>85464389
what is thot
redpill me

47 posts and each of them is a meme, good job

>>85464304
dis, numales btfo

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JUSTICE

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>>85464231
Listen carefully, I've been to one of their meetings

>>85464424
that ho over there.

>>85464424
Slang for hooker or whore.

>>85464161
...says who?

Is this an ERP thread now?

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>>85464454

>>85464424
That
Hoe
Over
There

>>85464304

Daily reminder that Lynch's entire career has been about the abuse that women endure at the hands of men.

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>>85464496

>>85464473
episode 8, only been here for 40 years

>>85464320
I wish, he truly was /ourguy/, but Isaak isn't on the cast list

I love the first half hour of FWWM so much, I wish there had been a spin-off show featuring Agents Desmond and Stanley

>>85464464
>>85464493
That's totally a backronym btw

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LISTEN

I found something in Seattle at Judy's

>>85464524
it's been over 40 years since the 1950s, anon

>>85464492
>is a monkey
remember reading this theory way back

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>>85464556

>>85464492
Was Jeffries the monkey?

>>85464161

>he literally doesn't understand what the show is about

watching plebs try to talk about art is hilarious beyond belief

Memes aside, FWWM is bad and probably the worst thing Lynch has ever done.

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>>85464607

>>85464454
>Listen carefully, I've been to one of their meetings

AA* meeting
(ancient archons)

>>85464496
daily reminder that I don't disagree with that. lynch is pretty even handed with his depictions of gender. If men aren't well-groomed, self-policing and empathetic, they're generally manchildren or literal monsters. The women tend to fall in to either mother, child or seductress archetypes.

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>>85464626

>>85464632
The call that saves Twin Peaks

>>85464626
>memes aside
apparently not, considering that meme opinion you just flashed there

>>85464626

Memes aside, Fire Walk With Me is a masterpiece and one of Lynch's best films.

top 4 Lynch:

Mulholland Dr > Inland Empire > FWWM > Blue Velvet

>>85464626
no..

>>85464626
you're a meme.

>>85464626
It showed us how good of actors Sheryl and Ray are though

>>85464657
>gnosticism
dropped

>>85464626
Memes aside, this post is bad and is probably the worst post /tpg/'s ever made.

>>85464626

OH REALLY?

https://www.criterion.com/films/29237-twin-peaks-fire-walk-with-me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=766diA6hcUI

>>85464626
I definitely think it's overrated. It would help a lot if some of the Missing Pieces scenes were put back in though as it would smooth the pacing a bit and make it more intelligible, mostly towards the beginning of Laura's part where the way it's edited makes it kind of hard to follow.

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>>85464004
And Laura?

Lau= 4 in basque
Ura = Water in basque
Ra= The egyptian god
Aura= Aura in basque
Alua= Pussy in basque

There is something here guys i can feel it, help me with this puzzle

anyone knows if Lynch's second surname is Iruretagoiena?

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>>85464724
>>85464724

>>85464687
nice try

Lost Highway>Blue Velvet>Eraserhead>Mulholland Drive

>watching mansoaps

>>85464736

>make it more intelligible

Twin Peaks plebs who don't watch Lynch's films are the worst

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better show

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>>85464659
>>85464680
>>85464687
>>85464706
>>85464707
>>85464725
>>85464729
You hear that? Listen carefully.

>booooooooo

>>85464737
>Aura = Aura
I don't follow

>>85464758

Pleb as it comes

Is there a more kino deleted scene in history than the full Phillip Jeffries scene?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDktwsJSUCU

>>85464812
more like festival de cuckes lmfao

>>85464818
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aura_(paranormal)

or maybe it refers to that river in finland

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hi thread

>>85464812
>I value the opinions of pretentious Frenchies who seem to hate every singe good film that plays at their gay festival
I feel bad for you son

>>85464812
It's the french, I'm surprised they didn't surrender or blow the theater up

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>>85464835

>>85464824
>he doesn't have Eraserhead in his top 4
>calls others pleb
lol

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Sit here with me for a moment, /tpg/.

>>85464737
There are two separate Saint Lauras, one from spain and one from constantinople, but they both were killed by being boiled alive in molten pitch.

>>85464687
>>85464758
Inland Empire > Blue Velvet > Mulholland Drive > Lost Highway

>>85464780
Parts of FWWM are worse than Inland Empire. Maybe intelligible isn't the right word but it jumps around a lot when it first gets to Laura's part in the movie. The scenes with Bobby and Mike, and with James are too short and if they're going to be that short they might as well not even be in the movie. The Missing Pieces versions of these scenes as well as Bowie's scene is much better than the theatrical version.

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>>85464929

>>85464931
we are getting closer

>>85464518
get that idiot out of this board, ass

>tfw just listened to the first hour of the Secret Diary audiobook for the first time

What am I in for the rest of this? Is it all softcore porno?

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>>85463943
We aren't goin-

>>85464525
Neither was people like Warren Frost
which is why many people are hoping for a Bowie or Issac appearance

>>85465088
Molyneux is pure cult leader kino.

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>Everyone keeps going on how Part 8 was so great
>I hated it and thought it was a waste of time

>>85464609
wow you so deep. don't tell you believe the "another place is just a made up projection, to veil evil in men" theory? or are you just a retard to think it's all pointless stream of consciousness, because that is the most plebian position to take

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>http://www.tvguide.com/news/twin-peaks-part-11-photo-recap/

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>4chan dying

>>85465194
>>Everyone keeps going on how Part 8 was so great
They're pretending so they don't feel "pleb"
They all got "LYNCHED" and refuse to accept it.
David is probably laughing at their pseud asses now.

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what's wrong with that guy?

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Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. (Pic is evil Cooper)
Listen https://youtu.be/pXth84G7dkM

Am I the only one expecting a tragical heartbreaking backstory from Candie?

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>>85463877
I agree. Also, "Imagine that these grapes were your balls!"

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>>85465371

>>85464724
>just you shut your mouth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVCgKtKj-PA

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>>85465291
holy shit i'm posting this in every general until the finale

>>85465371
OFFSCREEN CRIMES OF OJ SIMPSON
>Nothing, he was proven not guilty in the court of law

>>85465194
I found it slightly annoying at first. I thought the NIN performance felt like a waste of time. The first 7 episodes had set up all these parallel storylines that didn't seem like they were ever going to go anywhere, and suddenly we're going back in time to the 40s and 50s. But now that we're passed the halfway point and everything is coming together, I have a higher opinion of episode 8, and I think it will be 10 times better when we have the whole season to digest.

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>>85465371

>>85465291
>reading TV Guide
Pleb.

Making a playlist of love songs to Candie. Give me what you got. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mwnhdjdKjs

he's dead

>>85465476

>>85465194
we have the sames. all I ever wanted is for the blue velvet dave to come back, inland empire hack can JUST. I also knew that he's going to fuck up the lore

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>>85465570
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBKGQaSFEjE

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>>85465371

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>>85465563
you're missing out

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>>85465563

>>85465291
>Doug-E

>>85465702
This is actually a pretty versatile image

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YOU! STOLE! THE CORN!

>>85465476
>>85465508
>>85465670
>>85465702
Pleb posters. GTFO

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>>85465735

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>>85465778
you got burnt anon

>>85465761
>That's actually just Philip Gerard getting mad at Leland because he stole actual corn from him

>>85465780
Is he /effay/?

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>>85465778

>>85465780
Queen?

>>85465780
This kid banged Shelly

TV guide article spammers are either shills for the article that suspiciously just got posted before the spamming or they are pure plebs.

>>85465780
what is a swastika?

>>85465670
i don't get this but my name is taylor so cool

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>>85465291

>>85464449
that's a great sweater.

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You're carrying some luggage when this man appears, burns the wall, and causes the thicc maid in front of you to crawl behind you in fear.

What do you do?

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>>85465599
Hahaha
LYNCHED
Y
N
C
H
E
D

>>85465999
OH MR. JEFFERIES

>>85465999
I do this https://youtu.be/DEKkOXCsMMk

>>85465999
Upside down satanic trips saved us from the TV Guide spam. Thank you Mr. Jefferies!

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>>85465909
>getting this assblasted

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>>85466071
>>85465909

>>85466088
>saying this when shilling a TV Guide article and it's pics.

>>85465999
Realize and explicitly state, out loud, that shit is coming out of my ass so other people can know it through my declamation.
Nice trips.

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>>85464106

>>85464626
Memes aside, you're bad and probably the worst thing your parents have ever done.

>>85466137
THIS^ Except I'd scream Santa Maria as well.

>>85466124
Is it hard getting through life being this autistic?

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>>85464389

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>>85466124

>>85465964
I bet youre a manlet too

>>85464543
>T H I R S T Y
>H O E S
>O U T
>H E R E

>>85466205
>>85466186
You cancer posters make me want masoula posting back

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>>85465371
THOT STATUS: PATROLLED
OJ STATUS: PAROLED
JUICE STATUS: LOOSE
FLUTE STATUS: TOOT

TV Guide needs to go shill their articles somewhere else. We're not plebs in here.

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>>85465983
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZT05Md0Fxg

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>>85466335
Kek

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>>85466387

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>>85466275
We're not cancer posters. We're the very essence of these generals. It is you who is the cancer.

Well now, I'm not gonna talk about Judy. In fact, we're not gonna talk about Judy at all, we're gonna keep her out of it.

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>>85464626

my opinion of this show is that i like it and it is enjoyable.... I like how things are cool in it and i like that i like the things that are happening

>>85466220
i am not

>>85466399
lee looks good for her age, but the makeup they gave her in this scene is too harsh for her features imo. it washes her out.

also they got rid of her lovely long hair? why? she doesn't suit a shorter cut, and laura always had long hair anyway. i don't get it.

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>>85466584
her lipstick is too dark as well, Laura's was never that dark red. Sloppy work Lynch

>>85466387
kek, this is genius

For the last time...
For the last time...

>>85466680
>Laura's was never that dark red.
It was in FWWM Red Room scenes

>>85466771
I'M A BIG BIG PENIS IN THE DICK

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I'm getting really fucking anxious to see Hawk go to those coordinates
Shit is going to go fucking down these last 7 episodes.

The episode we see the convenience store and Jefferies I will fucking scream

I feel like every episode from now on is going to be 10/10

>>85466829
That was a warmer shade. The shade she's wearing in The Return is too brown-tinged.

Frank Silva is so underrated.

>Plus that Sheryl Lee cracking up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFZAwFEX41g

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>bobby as a protective dad

God knows I needed this

>>85466584
>also they got rid of her lovely long hair? why?
Her hair wasn't really consistent in the series. She had to wear a wig for the finale, which looked different from her normal hair. Also, her hair was different in FWWM

Also, there are quite a bit of other inconsistencies. Dale's necktie in FWWM and The Returns isn't the same as it was in the finale. The curtains themselves seem to switch between heavier and thicker cloth, to more lightweight and thinner (

>>85463824
>pic
twip peks

Just finished FWWM for the first time, and I don't see why people dislike it. I thought it was fantastic, and the lighting was really good in it. Why all the hate? Is it because it's not more "coffee and pie" like the first two seasons?

Also, Laura is a cutie.

>>85467205
Think of being someone who liked Twin Peaks when it was on, it ended on that cliffhanger and you wanted to see what happened after. Then you get a prequel with a completely different atmosphere and without most of the characters.

>>85467205
>Is it because it's not more "coffee and pie"

Yes, not even kidding

The change in tone bothered a lot of people

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I thought the season would go uphill from Part 8 and it would end up being one of the best seasons in TV history, but the last 3 episodes have been kind of slow (but still good). Not much has happened. The story could've advanced much more than it has in these 11 hours. I still have high hopes that the remaining 7 hours will be great enough to leave this season canonized..

I have liked every episode so far btw.

>>85467262
You pretty much described what is happening with s3

>>85467205
The Red Room scene is

P U R E K I N O
U
R
E
K
I
N
O

>>85467205
>Is it because it's not more "coffee and pie" like the first two seasons?
Yeah, that's probably it, besides the fact that it's, you know, bad.

>>85467270
For me it was the fact I was watching a story I already knew the ending of, while unanswered questions remained unanswered.
Plus the shitty editing of the Jefferies scene.

>>85466860
Did you see that Russian anon that posted a pic of his cable provider fucking up and posting a synopsis for the next episode?

>>85463939
>>85464020
>>85464659
>>85464929
>>85466408
>>85466680
>>85466399

sheryl a cute.
a cute!

>>85467205
It's got an unconventional structure, weird quirks and a lot of previous viewer knowledge is taken for granted. It's one of my favorite film, but come on, it's easy to see why the reaction was polarized.

>>85466275
This dude has been around for years, always uses the same style of font, and posts barely comprehensible shit onto screens of whatever he's currently obsessed with.

The interesting bit, after having seen this happen for 3 shows I was into that were currently airing, is he's never there from the start, always winds up becoming insanely obsessed late into the life of a show, but from then on spams threads with that barely comprehensible shit until the threads stop existing.

>>85467205
>Why all the hate?

Mostly because of the narrative whiplash and the weird script. Toward the end it just gets so ridiculously melodramatic (tons of yelling, staring dramatically, Sheryl Lee having to scream and be tossed around really weirdly) it's kind of hard to appreciate. Chet and early Laura scenes are kino, tho

>>85467292
Episode 11 was top kino because of the Dougie/Mitchum scenes
Agree that 9 and 10 have been the weakest though, but stll great

>>85467304
At least season 3 is new stuff and isn't as focused on one thing like FWWM was with Laura so we get side stuff. You'd think people would have accepted that they wouldn't get a retread of the first two seasons after FWWM and Lynch's other movies after that.

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>>85467348
>Yeah, that's probably it, besides the fact that it's, you know, bad.

Leave.

>>85467364
hey link please

>>85467351
That whole scene was bad. It made no sense. It was pointless. It was awkward. Lynch and Bowie couldn't act for shit.

>>85467428
Shut the fuck up. Try watching films and not forming your opinions based on bad memes by low functioning autists. FWWM was absolutely shit. If you're going to worship Sacred Cows, at least pick a good one.

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>>85467205

Might seem like blasphemy but it's my personal favourite Lynch film. It's nice seeing Lynch doing a mostly heavy character focused piece and the ending is incredibly cathartic.

>>85467392
What drives someone to do that? Did he say anything in the threads?

>>85467525
>If I say it's bad that means it's bad!
End your life

>>85467428
Could you imagine being the sad bastard that made that pic? Kek

>>85467159
In the original they were illuminated, now they're opaque. Fire has died out.

>>85467605
>If i say it's good that means it's good
>people with different opinions need to leave or die

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>>85467512
Phonefag spoiler

>>85467525
you come off like a bigger baby than people who try to defend the film. Try not projecting your rage you have towards your father onto other people.

>>85467605
Here's a question: Does shit stink? The answer is yes. It doesn't matter whether you like the smell of shit. It doesn't matter whether your nose works properly and you can't tell the difference between shit and Pine Sol. You can argue all you want about whether the shit stinks, but I'm telling you it does, and at the end of the day, I'm right. FWWM was shit. And it stinks.

>>85467525
>Lynch and Bowie couldn't act for shit
A lot of acting in Lynch's film is meant to be more expressionistic than realistic. People overact and generally have reactions out of proportions to whatever they're reacting to. It's a device used to create a feel. It's fine to think it doesn't work for you, but complaining that it isn't realistic isn't a valid complaint. It's not meant to be.

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This guy was LYNCHED beyond belief

>>85467687
When I can give my honest (and correct) opinion without memester retards attacking me over it, I'll lighten up. Don't put me on the defensive if you can't take the offensive.

>>85467694
Nah, it's lynchkino

>>85467426
Season 3 still has pie and coffee scenes anyway (just take a look at the end of the last episode).

>>85467730
>it's bbbad because it's suppose to be!
Oh, fucking kill yourself. FWWM is horrible, Sheryl Lee is one of the worst actresses I've ever seen before. It's is an objective fact that FWWM is garbage.

>>85467525
>>85467694
See
>>85467745

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>>85467372
good post

>>85467605
To be fair, the Jeffries scene is done pretty poorly. At least, in a manner that seems amateurish and not technically sound. Bowie seems really wooden, that weird blue fade-in is awfully clumsy looking, and you can't hear what he's saying over the score designed to make the moment intense. Coop's checking the video feed is an all-time great Twin Peaks moment, but all in all that scene is one of a number of really corny, kind of dumb looking scenes that would seem to indicate a lack of finesse.

>>85467790
Imagine being this lynched. Really makes you think...

>>85467790
See
>>85467745

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>>85467205
go listen to Secret Diary audiobook and let it rip out your soul

>>85467730
Well I didn't think it was expressionistic. I think it was just awkward. AFAIK the scene was only tacked on as an excuse to put Cooper in the movie. Kyle wasn't supposed to be involved in the movie at all, but he found some free time during the filming and Lynch made up some scenes for him and that was one of them. So it's hilarious that people who like that scene are the ones who accuse people who dislike the film of being butthurt Cooperfags.

>>85467753
>correct opinion
You deserve to be attacked if you're going to act like an egotistical "I'm right, you're wrong" idiot. You're no better than the people you shit on. You are the epitome of a stubborn child.

>can't take the offensive
Yeah, well your issue is you are godawful at the offensive and are just embarassing you're
>eurgh shut the fuck up! urrr

>>85467392
Is he me?

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call for hlelp

>>85466521
Well said, Perd Hapley.

>>85467814
This. I couldn't written this word for word. The whole scene feels like community college film short film. Especially the way everybody is standing around autistically and Lynch is barking like a robot. The camera angles are bad. The set acoustics are bad. Miguel was the only actor who could deliver a line properly. Even Kyle's performance was bad.

>>85466399
as far as the show's special effects go, this is actually really good

>>85468074
coupled with the WTF factor of it, I can say I wasn't expecting to see Laura ever pull her face off with brilliant line emitting from the void

>>85465996
This, it looks mighty comfy, and the colors are a e s t h e t i c.

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>>85465371
Final confrontation between BadCoop and DougieCoop

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>>85468190
I-is that her number?

>>85468291
Call those numbers and record it for us kek

>>85468291
give it a RING.

>>85465996

for you

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>S-Sheryl... Please t-tell David [hack] I need t-those scenes to pay for my treatments... [cough cough]

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>>85468327
>>85468340
I don't know how to record my phone but I called. It's was just a stupid fucking dog.

>>85468370
>David [hack]
What did he mean by this?

>>85468370
Why does her hair and makeup look better her than in the season? Goddamn it Lynch

>>85467678
Translation?

>>85468392
what doggo say?
:3

>>85468370
Serious question, did Accutane JUST him like that? Is losing your colon that bad?

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>>85468435

I agree with some of the other anons that when I finally watched FWWM for the first time recently, the Bowie scene stood out as kinda pointless and amateur (even with his other scene put back in). I feel like Lynch tried too hard to over-edit the movie, like when he overlaid the Bowie scene with the convenience store scene, ruining both of them.

The opening half hour with CD and SS, as well as much of the Laura story are all done expertly particularly before she finds out who BOB is. However, towards the end of Laura's movie, things feel too disjointed, like there are too many jumps or missing scenes (not even in the missing pieces, ha) that makes the pacing and flow feel lopsided or weird - if you didn't have the foreknowledge of the previous 30 episodes of Twin Peaks to help you fill some of the gaps, I don't know how you could really appreciate the movie more than just a surface level.

Now, I should say that overall I really enjoyed FWWM+Missing Pieces as a good coda to the original storylines/series, but I was surprised to notice these glaring problems or annoyances when I was expecting some type of beyond-good masterpiece as is usually touted here. I mean I guess you can chalk that up to different opinions, but my issues with FWWM lay mainly with the editing and narrative progression.

>>85467790
You're either trolling or are very young. Either way, you seem to be taking this too seriously. FWWM draws outside the lines on a few occasions, but that's part of the charm. It's fine to stay in the "I liked it/I didn't like it" mindset, but you need to also be able to see things more objectively. If you don't like something that a lot of other people seem to enjoy, try to understand what they might like in it, whether you agree with it or not. Most people are not dumb.

>>85467858
Expressionistic might not be the best term, but couldn't find a better one. The whole "grossly overacting while other characters keep a straight face as if it's completely normal" is a common thing in Lynch's films though. As for that scene, going by the amount of Jeffriesposting here and elsewhere, I'd say it worked well. It opened a window to tell viewers "this whole thing is bigger than you think" than moved on to the next thing. It's an interesting scene no matter the reason it ended up in the movie.

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Rank the parts /tv/

8 > 11 > 3 > 2 > 5 > 7 > 10 > 1 > 4 > 6 > 9

>>85468559
>the Bowie scene stood out as kinda pointless and amateur
It's still one of the first scenes that come to mind when people think of FWWM. It's ridiculous, but not in a bad way.

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Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Jonathan Davis recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper never spanks that ass just for fun. (Pic is evil Cooper)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hp3L3BtHGNw

Is Bobby a Cuck? Or why Is her name Shelly BRIGGS if she's not married to him?

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>>85464626

>>85468656
I'm far behind everyone else in the thread as I've only seen up to part 7. I'm just chiming in to say that I have thoroughly enjoyed every episode except for 1 and 5.

1 is such a bizarre (and not that enjoyable) way to kick things off. Aside from the funny scene with the Horne brothers, most of it is just looking at that glass box. I wish they had mixed more of episode 2 into 1, or edit things a bit more tightly.

After a great episode like 4, which feels like a lot is going on, 5 has a few good scenes sandwiched between a lot of empty filler, like the Dr. Amp bit. It wasn't that funny, because Tamblyn, bless his 80+ year old butt, didn't really give the bit the histrionics it needed to be funny. I'd say it's a half-good episode, but it didn't grab me like the others.

>>85468760
The creator of this gif fucked up a potential great meme by not making it FROSTED.

Frost wrote all the Invitation to Love episodes and directed them too, so this is just dumb.

>>85468662
Just because all the forced memes on /tpg/. The most memorable scenes to me are Desmond and Stanley in the sheriff's dept. and the local diner.

>>85468760
What's more LYNCHED: admitting something Lynch did is bad? Or pretending it's good to keep up appearances? Think on that...kid.

>>85468831
Episode 8 is getting so much praise partially because it's basically unlike anything anyone has ever done on primetime TV. It just shows how much freedom Lynch had while working on the new season.

>>85468831
Why are you posting and not watching more episodes? The best is yet to come.

>>85468834
>admitting something Lynch did is bad
Lynch's filmmaking sometimes feels naive as hell, and he goes out of his way to say he doesn't watch much other films or shows. There are a lot of things which are shaky from a technical viewpoint. But the overall vision is pretty different from what other directors are trying to do, so it gives something fresh for people who are bored with the rest.

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^u^

>>85468756
>Your wife shelly has got some modern views on marital fidelity, Leo

basically, everything about shelly is fine except for the part where she doesn't believe in loyalty. not for a single fucking moment.

>>85468756
Because she was married to him.
We don't know what her maiden name is.

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So why is Candie retarded? Is it like an Andy/Lucy schtick?

>>85468834
>The most memorable scenes to me are Desmond and Stanley in the sheriff's dept. and the local diner.
Or getting the painting from the Chalfonts, or Laura discovering BOB's avatar, or Lil the dancing woman... All more substantive. The dancing woman scene is probably THE scene of FWWM in terms of stand out memorability. Bowie stuff is just memes and people thinking they're le funny for saying "no judee posts here lul"

>>85468888
It's late and I have to assemble a group of TP-loving folks to watch the episodes together with. Luckily, this means we can still watch several a pop if they are good. We all loved ep4 and jumped ahead, for example, but 5 killed the mood that night.

>>85468868
ha ha, this is the one my older bro (who got me on to Twin Peaks) "warned" me about (I use that word loosely and playfully). He's liked every episode except 8. As he's ahead of me, he thinks from that point on every ep has been 10/10.

>>85468656
11>10>9>8>7>6>5>4>3>2>1

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>>85468831
Reason I like Part 5 so much is that it solidified the Dougie storyline to me as the central and emotional core of the season. Before that, I had no real clue what to make of it, it was comedic but I hadn't figured out what exactly Lynch and Frost were going for. But after Part 5 aired that all clicked with me, and it's when I went from merely being entertained by those scenes, to being really invested in that arc.

From the sounds of it, you're going to love what is coming up ahead, if you enjoyed Part 4. Not gonna spoil anything for you, but it definitely only gets better in my opinion. I agree that Part 1 was a bizarre premiere episode, we'll see how I feel when rewatching it, but so far I don't think it is anywhere near as good as the others.

>>85469011
Was she acting this way since her first appearance, or did it just start in the last few episodes? She's been given a lot of screen time recently, but can't remember if we had seen her during the first casino scenes, etc.

>>85469011
SHE'S ON THE DRUG
SHE'S ON THE DRUG
SHE'S ON THE DRUG THAT KILLED RIVER PHOENIX

>>85469082
This post is canon.

>>85468470
I kekd pretty fucking hard

>>85468997

Women don't get rid of their husband's name when they get divorced?

>kino
Dougie Jones' Storyline

>Film
Sheriff Truman/Bobby Briggs' Storyline

>Flick
FBI Storyline

>>85469149
They do what they want.
Maybe they're just separated.
She was still Shelly Johnson in the last episode.

>>85469149
It's been too long, she doesn't want to go back to Johnson and forgot she was originally a Simpson. That's why she plans to hook up with Red, the lone Twin Peak guy without a family name. Once they marry she'll be able to go by simply "Shelly", and will be free to do whatever after. Girl's thinking two moves ahead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WugqGiGoh0Q

Black lodge entities irl

>>85469092
I will say that it was after part 5 that I started thinking to myself that the series' central conflict was a dualistic battle between mind (or soul) and body. The doppelganger has Cooper's body, but none of his goodness or his ideals, so he is ultimately doomed to fail. Dougie has no control over his body, but his soul is still capable to doing good in that state, which means that even with that handicap he is bound to prevail over the doppelganger, who will only dig himself deeper and deeper as he tries to cling on to his body. His menace is belied by the fact that he is ultimately a failure with nobody (or no body) to rely on.

I think this pretty well echoes Lynch's own ideas about transcendent meditation and his belief in expanding the mind being key to life (not that I totally buy all of it).

>>85469312
It's pretty sad to be honest.

>>85467846
CUTE

>>85469312
>that whistling

kino.

>>85467846
I just bought this book actually (and Mark Frost's book so I can get totally FROSTED). Am I in for a good time? Flipping through a few pages, I see how difficult it is to try and portray BOB in text... and in Diary format.

Reading the first few bits of Frost's TP book is enjoyable, but it feels like it is gunna take a damn long time to get to Twin Peaks. The writing for 19th century people is a little too modern for my tastes, but it's been alright as a way to flesh out the mythology.

We're at the home stretch, boys. The final episode titles have been revealed.

Part 14 We're like the dreamer
Part 15 There's some fear in letting go
Part 16 No knock, no doorbell
Part 17 Judy
Part 18 Candie

>>85463956
Anyone care to take a shot explaining this scene?

>>85469538
There's nothing to explain. Cooper just had a dream where he saw himself in the security monitors so he was trying to replicate it.

>>85469538
Jeffries is being affected by Lodge powers which mess with electricity. So when he appears, Cooper's image stays on the camera and the light flicker and such. He's stuck in a time loop or something. He disappears from the hotel in Buenos Aires and appears in the FBI building in Philadelphia 2 years later, then disappears again back to Buenos Aires.

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>>85465291

>>85469586
That was painfully obvious. I'm retarded.

>>85469573
Dream interpretation is shit unless its clearly stated.

>>85464724
What the fuck? Is that the electricity monkey?

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O H A N G E L O
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgXLEM8MhJo

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>>85464449
>>85465996
>>85468195
I knew I've seen that sweater before.

Proof that Candie is the key to all of this.

>>85469655
>Dream interpretation is shit unless its clearly stated.

Cooper literally says that in the scene nigga.

>>85469682
Holy shit

>>85469538
Cooper was worried (by his dream) that Jeffries would come into the FBI and phase out, leaving people to wonder whether or not the event ever occurred (cue Albert "He was never even here!").

Cooper thus thought to use himself as a way of judging reality from hallucination, by "catching" Jeffries on film with Cooper standing there - though when Cooper goes back to look at the footage, it shows Jeffries somehow impossibly being "forward" in time, along with Cooper, hinting at the metaphysical boundaries he has crossed. This clues Cooper to the notion that his dream is coming true, and that something is seriously wrong with Jeffries, who soon quickly vaporizes (presumably going back to Argentina), leaving everyone to wonder what the hell just happened.

...unfortunately there is like no payoff for this set of events in the movie, and it's arguable that there will be payoff for it in the Return (as in, an actual explanation of what happened Jeffries). Realistically speaking, it was likely to be a "hook" for the stories that were going to be developed in the other movies in Lynch's planned trilogy of Twin Peaks films, much like the scene with Annie, as well as Cooper's scenes in the Black Lodge.

>>85467205

Because it was too Dark for the early 90's

And you needed to watch Twin Peaks first

>>85464106
>people like AIDSfu jizz jar
It's possibly true. Maybe they had whore mothers too.

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>>85469682

>>85464161

>Bob Is a killer
>LOL NO HE'S A GHOST
>LOL NO HE'S AN ANCIENT DEMON FROM THE NATIVE AMERICANS
>LOL NO HE'S A FROG-BUG

>Shelly cucking Bobby

I hope Bobby is now with Audrey, they kinda hinted that in S2 before Billy Zane

>>85469830
Bob was always the evil men do.

>>85469881
There are over 50 000 people in Twin Peaks.

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>>85469682
>>85464449
Was it really his dad's sweater or was he making a funny?

>>85470038
Would he tuck his sweater in his pants just to make a joke?

>>85469968
Nah dog, Lynch and a novel say it's 5000, ABC made him increase it by a magnitude of 10 to "be more relatable". Even though the place they filmed it is less than that

>>85469238
Кинo: Episode 8
Kino: Dougie/Vegas
Cinema: Bad Coop
Film: Everything in Twin Peaks
Movie: Buckhorn
Flick: Gordon and friends

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>>85470159

>>85470177
They came up with some dumb backstory where someone added a "1" to the end by mistake to rationalize it.

>>85470222
Caption: On screen crimes of Justice Wheeler.

>>85470177
Can confirm I've been to the places they filmed a lot of the outside stuff at and the diner and you'd be lucky to find 5,000 people.

>>85470231
The story I heard is that it was the only way they could rationalize having that kind of high school and a lot of other things in the town. (From what I recall, the high school was also supposed to be a university, but they would have needed to make it an even bigger town to make it believable; can't remember where I read that though.)

>>85470184
I know you needed to make everything fit, but Bad Coop and Gordon&Friends are definitely the same level. (Flick)

>>85470449
HELL WILL FREEZE OVER AND I'LL BE DAMNED

>>85468470

The last two sentences are fake.

>>85469096
She always behaved that way

>>85468198
Do you they learn the power of friendship and resolve things peacefully?

>this is a good game

Kek

>>85470794

Game.

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>>85470794
What is Deadly Premonition.

>>85470184
Кинo: Episode 8
Kino: Las Vegas (Everything)
Cinema: Twin Peaks (Red/Richard, Carl Rodd, Dr. Amp, Jerry Horne)
Film: Twin Peaks (Sheriff's Department, Becky/Steven, Double R, Ben/Beverly)
Movie: Buckhorn (FBI/Mr. C)
Flick: Roadhouse Performances

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Can somebody detail the insurance plotline involving Sinclair, The Mitchums and Mr. Todd?

>>85471186

>>85468559
Quality post