/got/ general

FUCK THIS SHOW
WHYD DUMB AND DUMBER RUIN STANNIS
FUCK JEWS

Post the best girl.

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I like that jump

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Post Varys please. He had a good episode and desrves your respect /got/

>>85451083
fuck stannis

good thing davos wised up and join the jon squad.

>>85451044
hopefully we get a scene of euron on the silence on his way back to kings landing sitting their making racial taunts at the brown people he has captive

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FUCK EVERYONE ELSE

LETS TALK ABOUT EURON

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>>85451100
easy

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> Varma is an actress who relishes sexy roles. In episode seven of season five of GoT there is a prison scene in which Tyene Sand takes her top off. It created some controversy in the U.S. about whether it may have been gratuitous and made rather crude headlines in Italy. How did you feel about it?

> The only comment I’m going to make about that scene is that I trust my agent, Roger Charteris of The Artists Partnership in London.

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DEFINITIVELY /OURGUYS/

has winter finally come?

>>85451044
book euron is an edgelord cartoon character. The only people that believe otherwise are edgelord wikifags that haven't actually read the books or the preview chapters

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So in the books I predict he'll be stuck up North for quite awhile. Maybe he'll never reach the South, and instead the North will be his home base. He'll go down fighting White Walkers. Jon might not be crowned King in the North.

Overall we'll probably have two plotlines divided into North and South. Stannis fighting the Boltons and White Walkers and Tommen (with full Lannister and Tyrell backing still) vs Aegon vs Daenerys in the South.

>hot pie confirmed aryaposter

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>>85451100

>>85451134
Our deepest gratitude to Roger.

>>85451119
Maybe they'll adapt the scene of Euron forcing girls he captured to serve him wine while naked
but that's assuming D&D have ever read the books

>>85451105
fuck off with this blackfyre fucking shit

>>85451104
>>85451121
The only good thing about S7 so far

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>>85451172
Yup. It's not really news.

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>prestons preview vid is just him pretending he hasnt read the leaks while listing them off

>>85451165
Also I don't think Jon's return will be so sudden. Eventually after Stannis dies, things get desperate and Melisandre will sacrifice Shireen to get Jon back as a last ditch effort. She'll probably die at his hand too.

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>>85451174
Who would play Darkstar in your adaptation of GoT, /tv/? For me, it's young Heath Ledger

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>>85451044
Why has everyone forgot about the best QT in the show?
sadistic girls are so hot

>>85451154
First time using paint, my dear friend?

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>>85451105
How about we post favorite Varys plot twist. Will he be:

Merman
Woman (more specifically Jon's mother)
Has a penis
Is secretly Valyrian/Targ/Blackfyre
Will actually kill someone with a crossbow
Killed by Dany afterall

Keep in mind none of these will happen because dee and dee are boring, pandering to the masses, hacks.

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>>85451121
Please post Euron memes I need to collect them

>>85451112
fuck you faggot. he never would burn shireen. should have given him a warrior's death not have him burned his daughter

if they kill bad poosey we riot

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"Fuck all Dornish, race war now"

What did Euron mean by this?

>>85451256
She's too pleb

>>85451309
Haven't you read the leaks? She kicks it next episode

anyone have the pic version of Eruons chad vs virgin walk greyworm?
specifically the jpeg not the gif

>>85451207
he' obviously a brightflame you faggot. he's from the same place aerion went into exile and sired children. and is a eunuch. aerion wanted to make egg a eunuch so he could have him be his sister wife and thus aerions line dies with a eunuch

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>>85451280
He kills Dany with his weapon of choice.

Just watched E2

Who the fuck is writing this dialogue, it's fucking kindergarten level

>>85451316
>>85451119
are you the /v/eddit raimiposter?

>>85451283
kek

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>>85451112
This, Stannis is a psycho asshole who burns people for fun

>>85451134
>Ok Rosabell, you're a cute girl, but this part is pretty weak, it's only a supporting role and this series is going down the drain in quality. You need something more. From what I can tell with my binoculars and spyholes, you're working with some Grade A Mediterranean tits.
>Game of Thrones is known for tits, but they're almost all shit, yours will blow them away. Trust me, you'll be remembered forever for them. Sign the nudity contract, don't be a Clarke.

>.....ok, Mr. Charteris.

>>85451207
>blackfyre fucking shit


Not anymore anon. He's have to be an interesting and complex character for that to happen. It'll never happen on the show because the show is canon

>>85451338
HAHAHAH EPIC VIRGIN VIRGIN XDDD

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INCOMING FOREIGN INVASION UNDERWAY

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In all fairness what else could he have done? It's not like Yara did much for him either.

>>85451283
/r/ing the trap one with Jaime

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>>85451256
>>85451317
>best tits in the show
>dark haired beauty
yet you dumbfucks lose your shit over some ugly man faced waif cunt or a curly haired jew that looks like a preteen boy .

Im starting to think this is a homosexual board

>>85451280
D&D did go out of their way to have Oberyn point out he is from Lys which shocks Varys as he claims he went out of his way entirely to lose the accent to which Oberyn claims he has an ear for that too

PRESTON
R
E
S
T
O
N

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVjEnkt4NdE

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>>85451419
Why is she even attracted to Yara when her daughter is the hottest piece of ass on the show? Hell even dickless Theon would be a better fuck

>>85451411
This insecurity
wow

>>85451165
>So in the books I predict he'll be stuck up North for quite awhile
This is under the assumption Ramsay doesn't have him in the dungeons.

>>85451252
Literally a role made for Johnny Depp.

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>>85451466
>Why is she even attracted to Yara when her daughter is the hottest piece of ass on the show? Hell even dickless Theon would be a better fuck

Are of them gay like her?

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>>85451446
Here.
>>85451451
They're both hot, retard. The waif being slightly superior.

>>85451466
>hottest piece of ass on the show
>who is melisandre
>who is young lyanna

>>85451451
>stannistautist shitting up /got/ daily
>homosexual board

careful sherlock, you might have a case

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>>85451451
>Im starting to think this is a homosexual board

>>85451509
Not

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Post your top 3 favorite characters and other anons will make assumptions about you

>>85451466
Maybe Tyene is straight only

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What did GRRM mean by this

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>>85451505
BUT I LIKE MUSCULAR WOMEN

Jon secretly gives Daenerys a drop of milk of the poppy each time they interact so she eventually gets addicted and feels dependant on Jon.

Can't wait for sneaky Jon

>>85451451
It wasn't til you moved in

>>85451525
Stannis
Davos
Melisandre

Team Dragonstone now and forever

>>85451543
JUST TURN YOUR BRAIN OFF

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>>85451525
1. Arya
2. Ned
3. Beric

>>85451505
can we get this blank?

>>85451443
the dude was surrounded, his fleet sunk to the bottom with 1/2 off daenerys allied army and the nobility of the dornish house, meaning he just routed dorne and sunk a large part of daenerys fleet.

this isn't a worst case scenario for theon, this is a "i better change name and become a transgender whore in essos" scenario for theon

>>85451503
>>85451533
>daughter of Oberyn, the dude who fucks anything that is pretty enough
>not willing to try anything

Bet you my life savings she carpet munches

>>85451525
Stannis
Stannis
Stannis

>tfw you will never get to read hold the door, and sept of balor the way it was suppose to be written

Who was the bigger dog?
Arya or the wolf

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>>85451252

>>85451505
There is literally nothing sexy or noteworthy about the waif other than her tits, and even then there are plenty of tits in the show that have a nice face attached.

>>85451525
Cersei, Euron, Joffrey

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>>85451100

Will Tyene and Ellaria pay the Iron Price ?

>>85451525
Jaime
Cersei
Euron

>>85451590
Her eyes are superb

>>85451525
Stannis
Jon
Jaime

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>>85451589
>to muscular to be a girl
>to feminine to be a guy

I'm in love

>>85451582
You're a pretty legit guy. You aren't afraid to show that you're better than most. You drown in pussy quite frequently.

>>85451479
haha so fucking epic dude

you have so many sexs and i have 0 sexs

wow you are so epic my man

>>85451525
Selmy
Arthur Dayne
Jaime

>>85451392
I miss the Pay the Iron Price memes

>BIG COCK vs BAD POOSY

The true song of ice and fire and it's off-screen

Will samwell eat the cuckknights scabs?

>>85451525
Stannis
Darkstar
Victarion

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>>85451599

>>85451543
They haven't developed sprinklers in Dorne yet

>>85451552
You love the books and hate the show

>>85451543
b-but tax policy

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Will there be rape next episode /tv/?

>tfw she said kill us now and eurons soldiers gave a nod that said "we are going to fuck your lifes upside down"

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So... what was the gift?

>>85451419
>You will never eat Yaras scurvy vagina while momma snek pegs your ass and jerks you off while shouting encouragement.

It hurts lads.

>>85451525
Victarion
Aegon
Arstan Whitebeard

>>85451543
That's pretty normal, dude.

>>85451698
BIG

>>85451693
wow you're good

>>85451525
1. Davos
2. Petyr
3. Ramsay

>>85451525
Jon
Davos
Ned
>>85451646
>being a fujoshit

>>85451543
Starfall in the middle

Darkstar is of the night but at the same time sword in the morning?

>>85451525
Stannis
Tyrion
Jorah (best voice) no homo

>>85451698
HIS BIG COCK

>>85451701
What do you think Theon was planning on doing if they weren't interrupted?

>>85451525
Jon
Ramsay
Littlefinger

>>85451698
Ellaria and Tyene. Ellaria poisoned Myrcella so Cersei is going to kill Tyene in front of her.

>>85451738
sword of the evening. there have only been a few of them

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>>85451338

>>85451698
A Dragon

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>>85451543
wind carrying the clouds come from the west and move to the east.

This is basic 4th grade education, anon.

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Can't wait until Bill Tarly introduces gunpowder and teams up with euron.

>>85451525
Ed sheeran
Shereen
Grey worm

>>85451134
>Ok you passed the audition and you're among our final choices for the role, Ms Sellers
>To help with our casting, you eight finalists please show us your breasts
>....
>Rosabell, congratulations, you're hired!

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>>85451582

>>85451763
hopefully she has the mountain rape Tyene first in front of her mother

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Do you guys miss having events and deaths mean something?

season 1
>Jaime pushes Bran out of the tower
>Tyrion is framed and blamed
>captured for trial
>capture causes Jaime to attack Ned
>Jaime has to flee the capital to avoid justice
>this triggers Tywin to summon the banners and march for eventual war

season 6
>people just get killed out of the blue because shockvalue
>Cersei blows up the center of the faith and kills most of the highest in society members
>instead of the Lannisters Tyrells remaining stormlanders and all the peasants going berserk on the redkeep and all the guards betraying cersei minus the queensguard they just go, oh, ohwell..

also threadly reminder that season 8 will be called Pirates of the Lich King 3

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>>85451738
Darkstar isn't Sword of the Morning. The last Sword of the Morning was Arthur Dayne, it's not a hereditary thing.

>>85451763
Even though tyene is best girl, I would love nothing more than for cersei to pull a mad king and kill them the same way Brandon, and what's his name died

Say about what you will about the sneks, but mama snek consistenly brings the bantz. I will kind of miss her when she dies the usual GoT cannon fodder death.

>>85451044
Who is this headlet?

>>85451797
Amazing the way Black Sails went from a shitty GoT knock off in S1, to totally eclipsing it in every way by the end. I'd definitely recommend it to everyone ITT

>>85451543
>>85451560
>>85451687
>>85451694
this happens in real life a lot.
See those fucking mountains in between them? mountains often hinder moist oceanic air from inland. based on the direction of currents , the southern coast can easily be much more arid

>>85451818
no more rape ever after the Sansa fiasco

>>85451543
Take at look at Washington State

>>85451869
THANKS FANS

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what is your strategy, /got/?

>spread anti-cersei propaganda on the streets of king's landing, incite riots, populace grows hostile to its ruler
>take army + dragons across westeros, force them to join your side, burn those who refuse(no one will even bother to resist dragons either way)
>vastly outnumber cersei's forces, offer lannister officers and allies no punishment for those who abandon her(many lords will switch sides seeing as they have no chance)
>march on king's landing
>surrender and the populace will be spared
>cersei clearly has no chance at winning, her allies will plead for her to surrender, people will defect
>the populace will at this point will want Dany to liberate the city, riots and possibly revolts will occur
>cersei gets BTFO by peasants or an assault on the walls, seeing as she has practically no support

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>>85451860
>>85451797
I wonder how many Black Sails actors are going to use in season 8.

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>>85451590
She has nice legs and feet

>>85451738
The Sword of the Morning is a title won by Arthur Dayne. Also, Darkstar is from a branch in High Hermitage.

>>85451869
Booooo

>>85451649
Calm down Elliot

>>85451825
>Tell them only that the Nightking is dead and that Jon Snow died with him.

>>85451901
>strategizing as Daenerys
kys

So are they going to have any counter to the dragons other than firing thick arrows?

It would have been cool to see dragons vs krakens

>>85451919
its not like we can complain "we want more rape"

>>85451907
If that french brown whore is in im fucking >>>/out/

>>85451869
>D&D write the shittiest plotline ever that completely diverges from the books
>Ruins rape forever on the show for no reason

B R A V O

what the fuck was littlefingers problem?

>frames Tyrion for the attempted murder on Bran
>Tyrion conspires to make him lord regent of the east
>Littlefinger orchestrates Joffreys murder so that it looks like it was Tyrion
>then he sells Tyrions wife to be raped and beat
>and now he's trying to fuck tyrions wife

wtf is going on with this guy

>>85451774
kek

>>85451912
>nice legs and feet
>those knees
>those fat toes
>nice

Patrician
>>85451552
>>85451582
>>85451642
>>85451668
>>85451680

Acceptable
>>85451565
>>85451710
>>85451745

Pleb
>>85451733

Shit
>>85451599
>>85451620
>>85451729
>>85451754

sorry i only visit this shithole on occasion, i know with your infinite wisdom and knowledge of the books you guys have it all figured out but heres what i got... spoilers say jon and dany get together this season. after the red womans speech, does it confirm jon will have to put a sword in dany to save the world?

>>85451901
WE SEND 2 ARMIES THERE

AND 1 THERE

AND WE WIN

*all kingdom leaders are left speechless by the depth of this masterful strategy*

>>85451983
Go away fag.

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Why would you marry a woman before throwing them out the moondoor

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>>85451283

>>85451525
At the moment,
Davos, (Even though the more I see him now the less I like him)
Hound,
then Jaime.

>>85451964
they will cast her as Arianne Martell, and make her even more annoying than sand snakes.

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>When you play the Game of Thrones you win or you die
>We're about to have quite the Clash of Kings then aren't we?

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>>85451283

>>85451985
God willing, yes, but the RESPECT MY PRONOUNS bit from the last episode suggests Dany will save the world.

>>85451971
Do I have bad memory or is this faggot a fucking showfag? That's not how I remember who was behind those events.

>>85451985
The Night's King will cut off Dany's head and take her dragons. Screencap this

>>85451901
Cersei blew up their church and murdered the pope and their queen, if thats not enough anti cersei propoganda for them I dont think they care what you say aboutCersei

>>85451901
Stay in dragonstone. when you kill your enemies , they win

>>85451943
it's just how i would do if i were in that position

>>85451971
Tyrion is a dwarf.
CIA is the Big Guy now.

>>85451984
No one gives a fuck what you think, go back to reddít

>>85452006
to lay claim to her belongings

>>85452006
Lotta loyalty for a Master of Coin

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was it rape?

I literally cant finish E2

>you're a dragon
>BE A DRAGON
>JUST DO IT
>DO
>IT

this fucking dialogue, GOD

>>85451964
Leave her alone REEEEEEEEEE

>>85452033
I'm bringing a storm of swords to this clash of kings, to win the game of thrones and avoid being a feast for crows.

>>85451525
littlefinger
varys
tyrion

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>>85452091
No, they willingly submitted to the BIG COCK

>>85451959
”got needs to represent the dangers faced by strong women, especially by the evil sexy scruffy neet next-door”

>>85452094
the leaks are better than the actual episodes, just read them.

>>85451525
>Victarion
>Stannis
>Oberyn

>>85452094
>Don't let your dreams be dreams!

>>85451983
>literally "sharp knees"
neckbeard

>>85451901
Make Dorne and Reach march to siege King's Landing, let them starve

Let Dothraki be Dothraki on the Westerlands. What good is Casterly Rock when Lannisters can't protect their people? Every House that bends the knee and gives an heir as hostage gets to live

Dany's strength is on land, not sea, so I focus on that

>>85452094
yeah at this point only reddit likes >LE WITTY GRANDMA lmaooo list of BURN centers in Kings landing lmao XDD!!!!!

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Give me the dragonglass you dumb cunt

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>>85452091
>p-please kill me

>>85452044
well im obviously talking about ShowPetyr since Sansa didnt marry Ramsay in the books did she, fuckwad

>>85452138
>Oberyn
Hello R eddit!

>>85451901
Hit Lannisport and Casterly rock with everything you got until there is nothing left.
Then move east towards KL annihilating everything in your path until all the disobedient lords bend the knee out of sheer terror.

>>85451419
Was Yara down for her brobro to join in? That look is the look of her being down, tbqh,

The only 2 men in the show who can pleasure women don't use their cocks (jon and grey worm)

Then they die shortly after

What did they mean by this

>>85452170
the show is fanfiction don't waste memory cells on it

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>>85452176
YOU KILLED HER CHIL--- OOPS

>>85452169
God I wish she would get Mountain'd

>>85452091
Euron must command a hellovalot of respect tho, instead of raping Tyene and maybe post-glory days mama they bring them to Euron, keep in mind that iron islanders are rapists

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>>85451571
do you really not know what the term "template"? How new are you?

>>85452091
>mfw bad pussy isn't raped
There is literally no reason for Euron and his men to not AT LEAST rape her.
I get not raping Ellaria since shes a gift for Cersei to torture and I wouldn't fuck Yara but come on Euron is definitely going to get a piece of that, especially if she gets those hard nips going.

>>85452197
most women can't cum from penetration alone anyways

>>85452216
the show is so shit right now, its fake as fuck

>>85452176
reddit is based fuck off

Are books better than the show

Best pov characters are
Jamie
Jon
Arya

Most insufferable is cercei,dany and sansa

Best quote: "it tastes salt, like the sea m'lord'

Best named character is Dickon Manwoody.

>>85452196
>Was Yara down for her brobro to join in?

Remember when she allowed him to grope her in season 2 when he didn't know who she was?

>>85452216
>Euron must command a hellovalot of respect
The guy's fucking insane. You're not gonna risk his ire.

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Will the Dothraki settle down and become Westrosi like the Hungarians?

>>85452196
She looks like she could be his mother. There's definitely extra garlic sauce in that kebab

>>85452240
after Arya was offered food by Lannister soldiers, I expect anything

>>85452242
t. dicklet

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>>85451121
He has been redeemed beyond all expectation in S7.

>Oberyn's whore speaks for Dorne

I could go on and on but why does anyone who liked the books even watch this shit anymore

Its like D&D going all reddit over the books and its horrendous crap. It makes no sense in the world they've set up. Why

>>85452091
>NOH PLESA DUNTA STABBIT IN DA MY BADD POOZY, ALALALALALALALALAALALALALA

>mexican music plays

>>85452176
>not liking the red viper
he wasn't so good in the show, I'll admit, but what can you do...

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What did /ourguy/ Euron mean by this?

>>85452289
They're going to invade the West, sack Casterly Rock and breed those Andal women

>>85451044
Someone else experience a rising hatred towards women after watching the last season and the newest 2 eps?

>>85452316
Isn't she Spaniard?

>>85452240
You can safely assumed Euron plowed them on the way back to King's Landing. But any rape is gonna be off-screen now and not focused on, after the shitshow they got for Sansa in S5

>>85452266
>most insufferable Cersei
I dunno I kinda liked her in Feast with her paranoid delusions about being a Tywin with tits and Tyrion laughing at her behind the curtains

Jaime has the best chapters, Jon is perdi good too.

>>85451419
Brown invader fucks white pussy.

Meanwhile, white man looks on, gets cucked, and leaves

Is D&D basing this on history?

>>85452302
That's just proof of how rainbowish the show is nowadays

>>85452315
Dorne wanted revenge for Oberyn. Only she was willing to get it done

>>85451044
Reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiHtCzLFymM

>>85451525
Sandor
Jaime
Stannis

>>85452196
>tfw you're all sexually fucked up because of previous trauma

>tfw your big sister wants to help you get your groove back


Is Yara, dare I say it, /oursis/?

>>85452343
Ellaria's actor is Indian

>>85452315
don't pretend like dorne in the books is good, it's slight more polished shit than what is in the show

>>85452357
Snek is white/Mediterranean

>>85452311
damn I love Eurons laugh

According to some leaker when Jon tells Euron that the walkers cant swim he laughs at them and sails home to the Iron Islands, what a world class memer

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>>85451100
On it.

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>>85452311
>that zoom in on Euron

>>85451283
/r/ing the incest one

>>85452393
Fuck off you smelly Grease. You're not white.

>>85452343
Yeah but US Americans don't know the difference.

>>85452316
No one in that scene is Mexican

>>85451901
i'm no strategist, but i think it would be coll if Dany attacked Stormlands and Casterly Rock first, then Kangz Landing

Do you think Yara did a lot of raping when she was raiding fishing villages back in the day?

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>>85452423
t.56%

>>85451277
First time in this thread, anon?
Haven't seen the ones from the last seasons?

>>85452391
>I am not blind, nor deaf. I know that you all believe me weak, frightened, feeble. Your father knew me better. Oberyn was ever the viper. Deadly, dangerous, unpredictable. No man dared tread on him. I was the grass. Pleasant, complaisant, sweet-smelling, swaying with every breeze. Who fears to walk upon the grass? But it is the grass that hides the viper from his enemies and shelters him until he strikes. Your father and I worked more closely than you know … but now he is gone. The question is, can I trust his daughters to serve me in his place?

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>>85452407
>when Jon tells Euron that the walkers cant swim he laughs at them and sails home to the Iron Islands

>>85452451
I'm not a fat Ameriburger.

>>85452472
Funniest shit. Hope it's real

>>85452266
What about my nigga Theon? His ADWD chapters are great.

>7 seasons of oMFG we GOT DRAGONS
>double OMG WE GOT SUPER WEAPON to KILL dragounz
>a big crossbow

>>85452006
why would you marry them afterwards?

>>85452427
Neither of them are Spaniards. Ellaria's actress is Indian and Tyene's actress is Italian

>>85452407
BASED

>>85452450
read the fucking books, you asshole.

Yes, she rapes, and she likes being 'raped' its not actually rape since if the rapist doesn't make her cum she kills him.

>>85452330
i was so pissed that the ship didn't start sinking and even remained floating.

i mean look at the size of that fucking hole.

At least they showed the ram in action, but i mean come on. i wouldn't of boarded a ship with a hole that big under the water line.

I wish they had an extended blooper reel for GoT

>You're *giggle* pretty *giggle* *laughter breaks out in the background*
>Be a dragon *ollenas actress looks at the camera like "are you serious*
>no difference between Emelia in action and after a take cause she's reverse method acting
>All the stupid shit sansa says and Kit and Davos actor looking at eachother like "who wrote this shit"
>12 year old mormont making speeches and Gwyndolin feeling the empowered female characters and the others are trying to make serious faces

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>>85452515
>since if the rapist doesn't make her cum she kills him.

>>85452391
It's building up to something, though. And in the show they entirely fucked it up.

>>85452048
the peasantry in GoT is naturally ignorant but if someone would preach it in front of them they would react. they have more reason to start revolution than the french did.

>>85452160
>Let Dothraki be Dothraki on the Westerlands.
like they say in the show, i think this would be a great morale boost for those on cersei's side. people wouldn't be as eager to join a dothraki side and it would potentially just damage dany's reputation.

>>85452177
assuming those cities are well defended by lannister forces, wouldn't that result in very high casualties? after all, king's landing is the objective and if half your unsullied are dead prior to that, it might be some trouble.

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>>85451525
the hound
ned stark
sam

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>>85452407
>>85452472
I hope this is true.

>>85452091
>they just shake their heads because euron has had their tongues cut out
>scene shortly after where they cut out a soon-to-be crewmembers tongue
th-thanks d&d

>>85451901
I take King's landing, then start behaving as the King until everyone starts believing it. Oaths of fealty, hostage/ward heirs, the works.

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> mfw Robin Arryn grows up to be a capable ruler and marches his army south and takes king landing
> He orders a total end to the Targyian legacy, destroying the iron throne.
>the capital is moved to the eyrie and he declares himself the Kaiser.
>Wardens of the seven kingdoms are allowed to retain the title king if they recognize the emperor.
> The Holy Valemen Empire will be a reality

>>85452552
>people wouldn't be as eager to join a dothraki side

wtf that's pretty racist and xenophobic

How is HBO going to exploit GoT popularity once they're done with the the show?
Are they going to do spinoffs? Prequels?

>>85452503
To ensure compliance?
Posthumous deaths happen

>>85452515
Is it really rape if she's in a position to kill the rapist afterwards?

At that point it sounds more like roleplay.

where is a decent video stream?
been working and havent seen the damage

How the fuck are Dothraki and Unsullied (Both made for fighting in open areas) gonna take Casterly Rock?

>>85452600
they've been working on prequels for like 4 months already

>>85452520
I was more bothered by the clear lack of movement.

the ground wasn't shaking it was just ------- horizontal. A rammed ship will move even if there are no waves around. And there had to be waves around because there were fireballs flying all over the place generating waves.

The whole scene was bullshit.

>>85452589
There's no space in the Eyrie for the seat of an empire

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>>85452620
It'll happen offscreen.

>>85452602
Posthumous marriages*

>>85452564
>walkers cant swim
Gendry knew this all along, thats why he's still rowing

>>85452564
>firebombing the ship on which your king is currently standing
great tactics there

>>85452343
Rosabell Laurenti Sellers is Italian-American.

>>85452552
>like they say in the show, i think this would be a great morale boost for those on cersei's side.

Morale boost isn't gonna stop Dothraki from fucking your shit up or dragons from burning you.

Gotta get on that Aegon shit.

You only get fucked if you don't kneel

>>85452620
since normies dont understand strategy the show will probably have them leave the defensive position in the castle and move out into the open because they like"EPIG BIG BATTLES LMAO"

>>85452637
Same as whats left of the Lannister army managing to beat the untouched Reachman and Dornish armies too I imagine

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Post characters that are LITERALLY you.
Sam!
>fat
>awkward
>despised by own family

>Eurons face
>Eurons laugh
>Eurons everything

Guy is a living meme.
It's a damn shame he will be dead before the season ends.

>>85452620
Only unsullied are going to assault Casterly Rock.

They'll assault the main gate while a small force will try to go trough the secret passage ( sewers )

They'll manage to take it after suffering some heavy losses and losing their fleet to a Lannister ambush

It's a pyrrhic victory really

>>85452613
>At that point it sounds more like roleplay.
And the scenes do read like roleplay on her behalf. But she does resist with all her might, only a true rapist can rape her, not any wimp.

>>85452683
>You only get fucked if you don't kneel

Are you sure about this? It's not like she has perfect control over her dragons

>>85452613
Try Putlocker.

>Alot of loyalty for a kinslaying sandsnake
>or perhaps they're wondering why you would set a ship on fire, before bording it

>>85451525
Stannis
Cersei
Jamie

>>85452637
it can be a ceremonial capital. like Aachen

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>>85452490
I was literally waiting to see this medieval metal gear shit
That was like made by kingslanding's finest artisans and craftsmen.
But no a fucking tiny ballista

>>85452613
>>85452721
Oops meant for >>85452619

>>85452719
She does in the show now after that Khal/Master Fleet burning

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>>85452703
>>Eurons face

You can tell when he slaughtered all those people on the boat that he lives for this shit.

>>85451525
Ed Sheeran
Hotpie
Robin

>>85452695
Beric
>skinny
>bad memory
>wants to give up

>>85452695
>The midget
>"That's what I do. I drink, and I know things"

>>85452620
Casterly Rock garrison will be moved into the field in the Reach

I think it's been made somewhat apparent that Dothraki and Unsullied will be totally useless against the professional armies of the Seven Kingdoms. Jorah manhandled like 10 Dothraki at once in the early season.

Anyone got a chance to look at the season 6 History and Lore extras?
https://youtu.be/BwRSPNMtva4
Only good thing about the show at this point desu.

>>85452695
Danaerys
>badass
>feminist
>doesn't let men tell her what to do

>>85452766
>wildfire powered cannons and/or jetpacks on steel mech apparatus
>piloted by the mountain

>>85452695
Jon
>manlet
>weak chin
>step mom hated me until she died

>>85452683
dothraki are practically useless unless they're in open field terrain. no one will meet them on the battlefield, which means they'd just slaughter the populace. when noblemen find out you ordered the dothraki(basically subhuman niggers) to rape and pillage the countryside they will not join your side. sure, you could march over the each and every one of their castles and burn them, but that would be a waste of time.

>>85452490
In the books the dragons are 600ft tall and swallow horses whole. The thing is gonna be launching toothpicks at it

>>85452710
Tyrion outsmarted by Randyl the Vandal

>move your army to an island fortress
>have dragons that breath fire
>your fleet is important to your plan
>you seen your ships un escorted through enemy territory with no dragon
>get attacked by wooden, tar and canvas ships, perfect targets for some sort of flying flame thrower.
>too bad though, you're "expert" fleet was just sent to the bottom of the ocean
>now locked on island with no way off of it.

Some how i'm missing something from Dany's master plan.

So in the show it took 3 dragons to burn a wooden boat in the last season

so how did Aegon burn Harrenhal into melted butter, did the dragons just stand there uninterupted for like 5 hours while they continuously spewed fire allover the castle?

>>85452829
>Only good thing about the show at this point
True

>cersei gets preggers with twins
>dies giving birth to the youngest. A boy
>profecy of her being killed by a younger brother
>Jaime got her preggers. Again killed because her younger brother got her pregnant

YFW this is true.

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>>85452620
tl;DR

secret passage
lots of unsullied loses
fleet decimated by ambush
castle captured
>oh nooo, we are now trapped in a fucking castle rock!
The flee sieges them by the siege, and the army that was in High Garden is returning to encircle them
Worm-less dude makes the call to retreat back to daenerys
nothing is accomplished, Castle belongs to the lannisters. Unsullied are irrelevant now

>>85452859
>YFW you will never see the mountain piloting a Leonardo Da Vinci style gundam fighting dragons.

>>85452891
>randal the vandal
isnt that a destiny meme?

>>85452695
That extra #2234 Baratheon soldier that puked in a barel before the battle of Blackwater
> no significance
>just goes along with whatever the higherups command
>really bad anxiety

>>85451525
1. Jon
2. Euron
3. Davos
If you asked me 3 seasons ago it woulda been
1. Jamie
2. Davos
3. Stannis

>>85452918
Dany is just shit at commanding dragons.

>>85452918
Aegon had a fucking massive dragon that dwarfed whole towns with its shadow

Daenerys has some overgrown lizards basically

>>85452918

One could have done the ship easily. Point was to show how you poop on a boob

>>85452947
>Dany's fleet destroyed
>Attack on Casterly Rock fails miserably
>Siege on KL fails too

wtf I love D&D now

>>85452824
The unsullied are an army though. Also when they liberated the slaves they had catapults

>>85452918
Harrenhal was melted by wildfire, not dragons. I thought this was known?

>>85452695
Grey Worm
>penis mutilated at a young age
>speak in a monotone voice
>virgin walk

>>85452947
>>85452891
Tyrion telling Daenerys about his failure will make her rage HARD, and she'll decide to go ambush the Lannister convoy returning from Highgarden with her dothrakis and Drogon

>>85453009
So you're a jew?

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>>85452947
>fleet decimated by ambush

More Euron?

>>85453026
american
jew
muslime

one of those

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>>85452918
The show is shit, that Balerion skull looked like shit.

Balerion was bigger than this image.

>>85453004
The unsullied are flabby manlets. I think the books make somewhat clear that they're just a meme. No more effective than that slave master whose soldiers walk on stilts and dress like birds.

>>85453007
No, Harren was like, bitch look at my high walls, so Aegon rode Balerion over the walls and toasted the Hoares

>>85453026
I am, but I could have just been an American or a mudshit
they also like the snip snip

>>85453084
Yeah their big success and selling point was a 'legendary' battle where a bunch of retard Dothraki ran head first into a shield wall over and over again and got massacred

>>85453078
How did Aegon ever get onto the back of that?

>>85453078
Imagine being the badass he slayed that.
You would literally get bare wenches for the rest of your life.

>>85451443
BOI HE BOUTTA DO IT

>>85452266
>arya
most irrelevant plot armoured character in existence

>>85453094
Yes, that's the legend, but it's not true.

>>85453034
>there is a literal storm in the background when the ship arrives
Literally kino, he is the storm. A true warlock

>>85453034
this is very accurate lol

>>85452969
Good lad

>>85453103
Sorry to hear that lad.
I pay my respects to your fallen foreskin.

>>85453078
even in season 1 the show was retarded

>Balerion could swallow a horse carriage whole according to the show
>in the show arya, a short skinny 12 year old girl is almost as tall as the gape

>>85453124
He was a decent mountaineer.

>I'LL SAIL THROUGH THE DOTHRAKI SEA FUCK YOU
>*everyone including the monkeys laugh at Victarion*

>>85451104
Best thing he could do in that situation

>>85452168
Dance of dragons prequel series when?

>>85453167
says who?

Pick a more terrible ending to GoT. The entire show (books don't count lol)

>Firearms are introduced and all magical creatures and beings are killed off. Leaving only man.

>Dany is actually trans

>Stannis comes back

>>85451525
Sandor Clegane
Davos
Ramsay

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>>85453222

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>>85453078

>>85453222
>Victarion misunderstands Asha's insult, thinks she's flirting, gets a boner

>>85453034
Need to change the last one to a different shot than bad pussay getting punched. Maybe Obara and Nymeria on the prow at the end.
And why the fuck is it 626kb? The limit is 3mb, and that quality is garbage.

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>>85451419