/got/ general: lil bear edition

Jorah

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>I call it...Game of Thrones

>>85439984
I WANT TO LICK HER ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>85439984
ROAR

SAILOR SUE IS /OURGUY/

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What is the symbolism of this scene?

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YAAS QUEEEN

>>85440049
BAD POOSAY

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Requesting the detailed leaks images

In return, I give you the non-detailed ones.

>>85440049
the show being a disgusting, ugly, stinky vagina that jumped the shark with the mountain/snek fight

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SAVING THIS SHOW

WITH NO SURVIVORS

>>85439984
First for Jon is the best

>>85439987

will he marry an Other?

>>85440060
>Tyene will never laugh and stab you in the crotch

>from the leaks
>tormund has the hound, beric and thoros locked in the dungeons at eastwatch by the sea
what the fuck.

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CERSEI ALWAYS WINS BABY

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First for Dany eventually killing Varys

>>85440092
Fill in the blank.
Euron "_____" Greyjoy

>>85440092
why do i like Euron "Staple Cartoon Vilain" so much?

>>85440049
Having 30 seconds of blue balling so they dont loose their reddit male audience.

>>85440131
Tyrion won't let that happen, he is in charge

>>85440003
will

>>85440144
Euron "Snake Charmer" Greyjoy

>>85440144
BIG COCK

>tfw liking show Euron better than book Euron

What sorcery is this?!

Is it cause the show is so fucking bad and the characters so insufferable that the guy killing some of them off becomes based af?

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>>85438496
lol google recognizes it as a man

>>85440060
The jump cuts in that whole scene were so confusing I literally thought Euron was the one who got stabbed in the crotch

>>85440145
Because the show is dreadfully dull right now with all the good material in the past, so having a cartoonishly ridiculous villain stands out and is entertaining. He's a break from monotony

NEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>85439984
>>85439984
>>85439984

>>85440099
Virgin

>>85440060
Smash the patriarchy gurl!

Reposted from other thread

Been thinking about Aegon and The Others invading, pretty coincidental it is all happening at the same time? I definitely think The Others are fleeing some sort of cataclysm that happened in their part of the world like how The Doom happened and Aegon The Conqueror followed suit to Westeros and made it his. Considering with how many barrows are scattered all over with dead folk I wouldn't be surprised if either Aegon or Euron raised a bunch of wights and the thing that needed to stop that from happening or The Wall remaining there forever was a Stark being at Winterfell. The entire thing seems like a pincer attack with Aegon using the dragons and culling the Starks to weaken the wall and raising the wights while the wall crumbles so that his Other army can break through to Westeros.

Also Greyscale is basically Essos version of being turned into a wight or Other so I wouldn't be surprised in the slightest and Aegon dyed his hair blue and I think that is a big clue. Blue seems to be some sort of symbolically thing to TGO.

Fuck do I know I've had too many cervazas today.
Thoughts?

>>85440251
I think you should have left it in the last thread faggot

>>85440198
He's the one who stabs with his crotch

>>85440251
I don't even remember the books, anon. The show has ruined it for me.

I just hope Patchface is still the final boss, harbinger of the drowned god itself upon Westeros.

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>the princess that was promised

>>85440192
This is why >>85440092

You can't hate that

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>>85440049
>Thought Mommy Snek was offering up Yara to Theon

>>85440060
Her sheer glee was pretty cute though.

>>85440312
i wanted to kill myself at that scene

Glad D and D aren't getting pulled back by this fat fuck's inability to tell a decent story anymore.

>>85440169
unite

>>85440144
>Euron "Kill two snakes with one stone, leave the hot one ready to bone" Greyjoy

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>>85440312
>Shall we begin?

>>85440251
What makes you think The Others are related to Aegon/Euron in any way whatsoever? I see no evidence for that at all. Aegon dying his hair blue is the only thing you base this on?

>>85440312
Worst scene in all of GoT and that's fucking saying something with bad poosi and midget cock

Name an actor/actress on the show who looks much better in real life than they do on the show

and

Name one that looks much better on the show than they do in real life.

>>85440312
bruh Religion can be vague sometimes, its why its so easy to buy into because it fits whoever they want it to

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>>85440323
I thought it was hot too until I remembered poor lad didn't have a dick and then it became cruel as fuck, I hope squidlord rapes them

>>85440049
I'm not good at reading women, but if one makes this gesture at me, is she being sexual? Why are they always so subtle?

>>85440323
same. i lost all hope after that. wasn't at surprised at all that the rest of the episode was just as shit. not even retarded euron CURAAAYZEEEH LMAO killing everyone made me enjoy this shit

>>85440323
Ellaria very blatantly wanted Theon to join them.

>>85440351
his dick

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davos is going to kill melissandre when he sees her at dragonstone

inb4 screencap this etc

>>85439984
I actually really like her. The actress is really good to be so young.

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>tfw this show is now being written by a couple of tumblerinas

>>85440398
Does she know he doesn't have a cock?

>>85440383
>Theon
>poor lad

kys, he deserved everything Gordon Ramsay did to him

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>>85440060
What did HBO mean by this?

>>85440131
Varys going down on Dany scene WHEN?

>>85440377
Dany (brunette better)

and

Sansa (not saying much but it's true)

Who did it best /tv/?

GURM
>"No one ever looked for a girl," he said. "It was a prince that was promised, not a princess. Rhaegar, I thought... What fools we were, who thought ourselves so wise! The error crept in from the translation. Dragons are neither male nor female, Barth saw the truth of that, but now one and now the other, as changeable as flame. The language misled us all for a thousand years. Daenerys is the one, born amidst salt and smoke. The dragons prove it."

D&D:
>"Actually that noun is genderless, the correct translation is "the prince or princess that was promised".
>"DOESNT EXACTLY ROLL OFF THE TONGUE DOES IT"
>*laugh track*

>>85440192
you're a fucking pleb

>>85440432
Why would she?

>>85439557 #
>>85439647 #
>>85439869 #
Stop being eggy yes by law at the time it wasn't rape but to her and anyone watching now, it was. At worse CIA and Jon would understand it as sexual abuse. Fine, it was sexual abuse, and not "rape." Does that satisfy your autism now?

>>85440323
I thought she was just teasing him because he's a cockless beta. She might have genuinely wanted to be the meat in a Greyjoy sandwich though.

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>>85440428
>now

Fuck, I really wanna get a redneck-ish beard like Euron.

>>85440400
>Glad you could make it, Davos.
>Watch your tone with me, witch.

>>85440377
Gilly and Bran respectively

>>85440440
neither, GRRM is a terrible writer.

this is now a bran thread

>>85440339
I encourage you to anyway

>>85440251
Greyscale is just a disease.
You even die from it.

NEW NORMIES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zm6xfwsvsOE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zm6xfwsvsOE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zm6xfwsvsOE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zm6xfwsvsOE

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>>85440428

Just castrate/zombiefie my shit up

So the ratings are in and episode two is only slightly lower than one, there was no big drop from the premiere, and it's the second biggest number for the show ever.

These final two seasons are gonna be juggernauts ratings wise.

>>85440523
don't worry
by the end of this show i'll just die from dick cancer from all the feminist bullshit

>>85440547
Do people actually watch reaction videos?

>>85440511
(You)

>>85440377
>Name an actor/actress on the show who looks much better in real life than they do on the show
Arya

>Name one that looks much better on the show than they do in real life.
Daenerys

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>>85440561
>all those people who will go to their graves thinking they enjoyed this bad show when in reality they didnt

>>85440561
At last you truly see the deep and wretched evil that is normiedom

>>85440571
I never understood watching reaction videos 2bh

>>85440465
stop responding to the autists, they're baiting you

Are the any reactions from burlington bar when Euron starts fucking the women up?
I really really really want to see their reactions.

>>85440398
>Ellaria very blatantly wanted Theon to join them.

He should have went for it. Sure he could have used a strap on or something.

Why are all the tits on this show so bad? Is it really that bad over there in Brit country? Why are there no attractive women in GOT?

>just eavesdropped on a bunch of normies co-workers talking about how bran is the rightful heir and they should make him king

FEELS GOOD MAN

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>>85440377
Conleth

>>85440626
Yara's his sister, yo

>>85440590
Both of these are hilariously wrong

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

>>85440660
Arya looks better in real life because she isn't wearing giant bulky costumes. All you get is her derp face in the show, at least her body is decent in real life

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Sex tape quite literally when

>>85440590
Emilia looks 10x better as a brunette, are you insane?

>>85440440
Grimmy is atleast more artful in saying so.

>>85440377
all of them

Got was a mistake

>>85440626
>use a wooden strapon
>get splinters in your bad poosay

>>85440571
Sometimes. And I feel a profound sense of shame every time. In my defense, I am extremely lonely.

>>85440472
Just cause he don't got a cock doesn't mean he can't lick asshole/pussy. Mellaria probably wanted to see them in some kind of bizarre incest sex.

>>85440377
Varys

and

Sansa

>>85440643
he will just resign, little pussy never lead anything before

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>>85440690
no

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>>85440687
I'd like to see them do a Let's Play of this.

>>85440399
With khaleesi'

>>85440723
Except literally winterfell

>>85440385
>both legs are open

Hmmm I wonder anon.

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Reminder that the series concludes with Tyrion having the idea of letting the people decide between Jon or Dany ruling. Tyrion creates democracy.

>>85440144
Euron "ALPHA" Greyjoy

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This is how book Theon look likes.

>>85440092
>the dude who decides to stand under it and scream instead of running away like the others
At least it gave me a boner

>>85440724
Your taste in women transcends all media, faggot.

>>85440746
>yfw Tyrion turns on Daenerys and Juan and rules the seven kingdoms on his own

>>85440440
GRRM reads like a red herring

>>85440632
>Why are all the tits on this show so bad?

>Snek
>Melly
>Missandei
>Ros
>Actress Sansa
>Doreah
>Talisa
>Multitude of whore extras

etc...

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>>85440650
>Yara's his sister, yo

Nothing necessarily wrong with fucking your sister in a threesome. Live by the honor code

>>85440312

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAS QUEEEEEEN

>>85440710
>caring only for her pleasure
Top cuck. Especially if the bitch is some rando you don't even like. Unless she returns the favor with some prostate stimulation, there's literally no point in doing anything.

>>85440742
>just doing whatever your advisers tell you

nice """"""""""""""""leading""""""""""""""""""

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>>85440339
>Season 3: Valyrian is my mother tongue
>Season 7: UMM AKSHUALLY PRINCESS YOUR TRANSLATION IS WRONG

>>85440650
I PAY THE IRONY PRICE

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>>85440723
>never ruled anything
Top jej retard

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>>85440753

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>>85440323
>>85440626
>>85440472
>tfw no Ellaria raping Theon scene where she comes to learn he doesn't have a cock and then proceeds to fingerbang his ass and make him eat her out

>>85440766
That's because a 100 year old man in a fever dream said that.

>>85440788
>dumb fucking showfag pretending he knows anything

>>85440783
she's Dornish, of course there will be prostate stimulation

>>85440768
>fails to mention Dany
Pleb

>>85440769
It's not incest if you don't stick your dick in, and since he doesn't have one....

>>85440795
whats up with that bus

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Why is everyone besides Cleganes in this show a fucking manlet?

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2pRLR6Ns5I
>guys in red armor with english lion fighting against foreign fanatics under the black banner

>>85440803
show ramsay was too handsome
show roose wasn't handsome enough (McElhatton did a great job, still)

>>85440788
>being this fucking wrong
literally end yourself.

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>>85440806
>Mama, what's going on in here?
>Come join us, child

>>85440650
Ironborn are gross like that.
I mean their whole reunion was letting Theon molest her on the ride home then was all "lol made you fingerbang me"

>>85440860
Sansa is sixteen feet tall

>>85440865
Ramsay's actor should have been cast as Jon Snow instead back in season 1

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So, what's he going to do in Oldtown?

>>85440892
only in the literal show

in the books its more platonic

>>85440865
>show ramsay was too handsome

No he wasn't. He looked maniacal and bug-eyed. I found his rubbery cartoon face to be distracting.

>>85440865
Show Roose was like Tywin.

Book Roose was more scary:

"Roose has no feelings, you see. Those leeches that he loves so well sucked all the passions out of him years ago. He does not love, he does not hate, he does not grieve. This is a game to him, mildly diverting. Some men hunt, some hawk, some tumble dice. Roose plays with men. You and me, these Freys, Lord Manderly, his plump new wife, even his bastard, we are but his playthings"

>>85440917
Show Gilly his BIG COCK
No longer will she have to make do with a fat pink mast

You can bring back on character who was killed off/abandoned. Who do you pick?

I pick Tywin cause him at war with Danerys would be much better than what we're going to get.

>>85440914
Viserys's one was better.

>>85440897
AND YOU CAN'T TEACH THAT

>>85440021
Are you literally retarded?
It will be called A Song of Ice and Fire

>>85440922
uh, no, he fondles her good in the book

Where the fuck is Ghost?

>>85440862
>People of King's Landing cheering for Euron
>Nobles in the court clapping for Euron
Looks like everyone likes him, even in universe. Great guy.

>>85440924
That was his wacky villain acting. The actual actor was too good looking when Ramsay is meant to be ugly and crude looking

>>85440746
#NOTMYMONARCH

>>85440951
as a prank

>>85440948
BADA BOOM
BIGGEST BITCH IN THE ROOM

>>85440935
bookGilly didn't get off in Oldtown with Sam though

>>85440954
the budget is spent
no doggos this season

>>85440976
HOW YOU DOIN

>>85440746
Jon almost look like a girl.

>>85440974
Yeah.

A prank.

>>85440945
Ned Stark, obviously. I'd like to see what he would do, aside from killing Littlefinger.
>>85440949
>being this fucking retarded
It's about the war after Robert died, stupid. Of course it'll be A Game of Thrones.

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>>85440945
Doran Martell

>>85440954
read the fucking twitters

they couldn't make him in this season

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>>85440377
>Name an actor/actress on the show who looks much better in real life than they do on the show
The waif.

>>85440926
Also "don't make me rue the day I raped your mother". Shame show cut that line.

>>85441042
why is she dressed like a literal whore?

>MAMA
>MAMA
>MAMA
I'll give them credit, they were committed to keeping them annoying and shallow to the bitter end.

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i am a professional meme creator

>>85441042
She's really slutty, dropped

>>85440926
he also doesn't laugh, smile, or raises his voice

roose was a badass

>>85440945
Margaery just cause she's hot

>>85440945
Joffrey. He was a great villain.

Am I the only who thought his death was underwhelming? He should have been killed by a Stark, in a painful way.

>>85441075
I don't understand this shitty english

>>85441096
>muh revenge meme
nah, his death was fine

>>85440945
Tywin would be a real game changer for sure. But seeing a beaten down Stannis find himself and his redemption in the NW and deal with Jon and Dany taking "his destiny" would be kino as fuck.

>>85440192
Because book Euron is a slimy pedo who will stop at nothing to get what he wants. Show Euron is him + victarion making him an over the top, uber greyjoy

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>>85441042

>>85440945
STANNIS

>>85441096
no, his death was perfect

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>tfw no Young Griff

Daily reminder that whip and is cuter than bad poosay snek

>>85440926
lel, is that a real quote from the book? Cringeworthy

>>85441167
Fuck off, Betasteel.

>>85440843
a dash

>>85440192
Before GRRM released the preview chapters:
>euron was a mysterious and magical man with artifacts that no other characters know they exist
After the preview
>euron is a literal edgelord with so many magical and special snowflake stuff he is literally like an anime character now

Show Euron is a wacky Victarion, its better than what GRRM is doing with book Euron

>>85440860
Jamie is pretty tall

>>85441167
>Young Griff


Jon is Young Griff my guy.

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>>85439984
I cry every time.

>>85441096
>his death was underwhelming
I think that was the point, at least in the books. He was stripped off of all of his menace when Tywin showed up, because in truth, despite of his status and malice, he was just a petulant little shit while Tywin was the true treat.

>>85440049
It was Yara making fun of Theon for not being able to have sex anymore. 1 min later she actually questions why he ditched her.

>>85441228
based bookfriend remembering best mormont girl

>>85440021
This guy is a good actor, I lreally like his scenes.

>>85441016
>couldnt make a fucking costume for a dog that would last the entirety of the show with a bit of clever use of perspective filming, instead choosing shitty CGI with continous cost

modern television everyone

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How can one character be so memorable?

>>85440860
Small screen actors stayed the same size it's just the TVs got bigger.

>>85440312
So much yaaaaaas this season

>>85441217
for you

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>>85441228
Based. Best girl.

Are there any reviews other than Preston that don't devolve into complaining about how Dopple Dorf had 2 scoops with Putin and is undermining the american system by leaving all of obama's policies in place?

>>85441296
I think they actually implied they had a scene ready with him and Jon before he left for Dragonstone, but couldn't fit the time schedule in the episode (episode 2).

It's kinda funny, because we got a 10 minute montage of a dickless man having virgin sex

>>85441332
literally who?

>>85441306
TV's still the same, there is just less in it.

Can someone post the pic of this season's plot?

>>85441284
I prefer Aly. Her unlikely friendship with Asha is cute.

>>85441304
he just wanted to fuck some blonde bitch and lead his horde to more raping and killing, like any other man

>>85441091
>>85441061
GAY

>>85441304
How the fuck did he save his career after the "and rape beautiful women" comment?

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>>85441042

>>85439984
Is this medical show now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVNYhzoiJpI

>>85441174
Nope.

>>85441347
Read the books.

>>85441378
he said that?

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>>85441215
>>euron is a literal edgelord with so many magical and special snowflake stuff he is literally like an anime character now

He just grinded new content while everyone is still doing outdated shit.

>>85441304
he was truly alpha

>>85441367
Its not gay to appreciate women that respect themselves instead of objectifying themselves.

If I want a woman that objectifies herself, I would get a prostitute, its literally her job.

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This scene was retarded.
Arya just happened to have access to some mystery drug that kills within minues
Everyone drinks a deadly amount without fail, no one was peeing or just not drinking immediately.
No one just attacked Arya etc.

Its now officially yet another poorly written fantasy series. This is not same universe as first 3 seasons of GoT.

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"I have invented a new machine to win the war, your royal highness. I call it the Deus Ex."

>>85441345
what the fuck is wrong with you?

>>85441401
books are for faggots

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>>85441174
Same level of cuteness desu.

>>85441404
how new are you?

>>85441426
>m'lady

>>85441466
I'm pretty casual, I only come here when the show is airing. got a link for that comment?

>>85441443
does it surpass the metal gear though?

>>85441434
>to some mystery drug that kills within minues
Poison?

>>85441498
I will look it up, it occurred inbetween season 1 and season 2. give me a sec

>>85441434
Not drinking in a toast made by your lord was a grave insult. Plus what reason would they have to be afraid, it was clearly (to them) Walder hosting the feast.

>>85441443
only builds one. misses the skull and only hits the wing.

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>>85441042
>those fat tits

>>85441434
>Arya just happened to have access to some mystery drug that kills within minues

Just threw a fentanyl party

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>tfw no sand snek to rape

>>85441345
So basically are their any reviewers that share your political affiliations?
Not sure but if your looking for other in depth reviewers you can try either Elio Marcia from westerosdotorg or Red team review though he is kind of normy teir at times so you may not like it.

>>85441042
who's this supposed to be on the show?

>>85441434
>Arya just happened to have access to some mystery drug that kills within minues
Stole a powerful poison from the faceless men in Bravos
>Everyone drinks a deadly amount without fail, no one was peeing or just not drinking immediately.
It was obviously a very deadly poisoin. They toasted, of course they all drank.
>No one just attacked Arya etc.
They were all dying.
>Its now officially yet another poorly written fantasy series. This is not same universe as first 3 seasons of GoT.

>>85441401

This is a tv board.

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>>85441434
>Arya just happened to have access to some mystery drug that kills within minues

>>85441350
fucking kek

>>85441042
She could've been Val tbqh lads.

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what will Euctarion be up to next?

>>85441042
Slag whore

>>85441434
It wasn't as bad as her somehow killing Walder's sons and making them into a pie with N O O N E even interrupting her

How are you people still watching, I stopped after season 5.
>>85441332
Yeah, I'm torn between her, Myrish Swamp and Alys Karstark.

>>85441582
Probably dying from Snek's poisoned blades.

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>>85441042
What did she mean by this?

>>85441587
Why would you interrupt a Qween SLAAAYYYY

>>85441587
What is cloaking device. What is teleportation device. What is deus ex machina. I mean, do you even D&D?

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>>85440914
Sure make Jon Snow even more of a Manlet than Kit does.

>>85441582
certainly not meet moqorro and get a nice vulcan arm

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>>85441547
The waif from Arya's storyline in S5 and 6

>>85441641
at least he'd be able to act

>>85441652
Shame she didn't get naked

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>>85440383
>turning on the family that was willed to raise him with all the comfort one could want, letting him into their house and treating him as one of their own
>Reason: Muh daddy issues
>burned 2 children

Snipp Snipp

>>85441621
He never fought Tyene, she's the one that poisons her daggers

>>85441689
she did in other series

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>>85441574
True

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>yfw the night's king is a time travelling bran

Do you think Davos will kill Mel at Dragonstone?

>>85441498
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8NDtdquxKs

He says it between 1:48 and the 2 minute mark, the comments are all criticizing him.

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The new kingsguard outfits are gay as fuck

>>85441713
Why is Samwise Gamgee still a fatass?

>>85441713
Why does Hodor dress like a kid?

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>>85441689
Luckily she did elsewhere. Would have helped season 6 though.

>that Euron scene
>Victarion 100% confirmed never ever happening

I will see David burn for this

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>>85440144
Euron "The Legend" Greyjoy

>>85441714
>before /pol/ and after /pol/

>>85440377
>Name an actor/actress on the show who looks much better in real life than they do on the show
All of them. GoT is pretty shit at hair, costume, and makeup.

>>85441714
no shit sherlock

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This seems like a waste of perfectly good targets to give to your ally who is a queen

But I'm more surprised over the fact that Team Dragon didn't know that Cercei has an fleet on her side

>>85441714
Why, though?

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>>85441732
>all the cringing when he said it

First time here.

It is generally accepted that the books will have a totally different outcome?

>>85441734
they aren't kings guard

>>85440428
boo hoo cuck

>>85441714
>Night's

>>85440860
Oh come on that's not that BIG of a problem

>>85441714
We saw the Night King being born
He wasn't Bran

>>85440128
The work continues

>>85441771
I just remembered Bran exists. He looks better on the show because they hide he's going bald pretty well.

>>85441745
Those are actually very nice

>>85441777
They still have Ellaria (who is the current Dornish prince) and Tyene, they're far more valuable.

>>85441745
those are perfectly round, very nice.

>>85441734
>rapist
>armor is a literal giant cock
DABID

>>85441075
When you english not good

>>85441802
I think the end result is the same but the road leading there will be totally different

>>85440049
A foreign invasion obv

>>85441096
joffrey=cersei
he would do the same as his mother would do.

what will happen when Bran and Jaime meet in S8?

>>85441889
butt stuff

>>85440963
And I'm saying he WAS ugly. I find him to be an unattractive person.

>>85440144
Euron "Snake Charmer" Greyjoy
Euron" Iron Cock" Greyjoy
Euron " Tired of these mothefucking snakes on my motherfucking ship" Greyjoy
Euron "Board the ship, take the whip" Greyjoy
Euron "Feminism Fantasy Finalizer" greyjoy
Euron " Viper Vaporizer" Greyjoy

>>85441734
Shrodder

>>85441745
These would be in the top five GoT tits if she got them out

Are any Kingdoms ruled by men anymore?

>>85440144
Sue

>>85441898
Then you are wrong you autistic Gaylord. The protagonist from Misfits is an attractive guy.

>>85441734
DUDE EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE BLACK NOW

>>85441061
>>85441091
>>85441583
>ITT: Cucks

>>85441898
That's your problem.

>>85441732
Good on NCW for trying to hide his cringe.

>>85440144

Euron "rock-hard cock-bard" Greyjoy

just got the most exciting scene this season out of fucking nowhere

>>85441942
>protagonist

>>85440438
No joke, i really want that to happen

>>85441936
Iron Islands

>>85441873

So it's like we have two versions of GoT for the price of one, right?

your show sucks

Daily reminder that cause and effect is not a thing in the HBO Game of Thrones (TM) universe.

>Jon dies, gets resurrected, one episode later everyone forgets about it
>Sand keks kill Tyrion's niece, kill Oberyn + family, nobody cares (not even Tyrion)
>Euron's fleet of a thousand ship gets stolen by literally 20 Ironborn running away with Theon and Yara, next episode he has 1000 ships again

I genuinely cannot wrap my head around the fact that this show is still receiving 9/10 ratings from all sides

>>85441954
It's no one's problem now, because HE'S GONE

>>85441652
is it wrong to want to fuck her?

>>85441948
literally the opposite of being a cuck

>>85441838
Oh my bad, I thought that was Ellaria and Tyene who they hanged on the boat.

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>>85441760
underrated

>>85441985
OH YES MY QUEEN, QUITE PUNGENT INDEED

>>85442049
the one with the whip was hanging
the one with the spear was impaled

>>85441988
If GRRM doesn't die of a heart attack from climbing up two stairs, then maybe.

>>85442021
I feel as if they could have state how much time has passed between every major event somehow. That and CIA teleporting.

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When was the exact moment you realized the show went to shit? Stannis's death for me. They kept killing every actor who had an even remotely commanding presence after that.

>>85442021
normalfags are dumb and don't think about things, they only care about shock factor and being pandered to

>>85442082
>MUH IRONY
>MUH POTTERY

Getting tired of this being the only death method on the show now.

>>85442021
To be fair Tyrion does mention that Myrcella was innocent during the meetup of Feminist Frequency

>>85441936
>Iron Island divided into factions, Euron rules one of then
>Vale by Robin
>North by Jon
>Im not sure about the Westerlands, but wouldn't it be ruled by Tyrion or some other Lannister cousin? What's the deal with that
>Riverlands used to be ruled by Walder but now that he's dead it's in the hand of any surviving Frey sons (again, if any) unless Edmure is still there and takes control
>also if you count the Night's Watch and the Wildings they are both led by men

>>85442021
>Sand keks kill Tyrion's niece, kill Oberyn + family, nobody cares (not even Tyrion)
He does mention the poisoning
>Euron's fleet of a thousand ship gets stolen by literally 20 Ironborn running away with Theon and Yara, next episode he has 1000 ships again
They didn't steal all the ships, and the very same episode Euron orders the iron born to cut down all the threes to make new ships.

You can’t criticize Arya and praise Euron at the same time.

>>85442035
Wrong.

>>85442021
>next episode he has 1000 ships again
didn't he order has men to start rebuilding ships?

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>>85441972
who got to time travel?
Who got to save the world?
Who got the girl?
Who got to keep his powers instead of selling them?

Protip: Not the little nigger or the lazy cracker

>>85442082
I didn't notice the spear and I thought they used the whip to hang Tyene

>>85442117
>cut down all the trees

The fucking iron islands have NO TREES and the fact that making one ships takes a long time (especially those as big as Yurons), he'd need to spend months/years just preparing it all

>>85442102
Blame normies who need visual cues like whips, daggers and spears to remind themselves who tertiary characters are.

>>85441734
Tarkus?

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>>85442099
>When was the exact moment you realized the show went to shit? Stannis's death for me

When he torched his daughter, they literally killed his character.

>>85442115
>North by Jon
Sansa is in charge while Jon is gone

>also if you count the Night's Watch and the Wildings they are both led by men
Why would you count them?

>>85442119
yes I can you nigger loving bitch

>>85442169
Overtime is an amazing thing

>>85441042
fucking hot

>>85441434
But Euron takes down a whole ship and it’s perfectly understandable?

>>85442114
>Oh by the way, I would feel amiss if I didn't note that I don't fully appreciate you murdering my blood relative, no offense though.
BRAVO!

>>85442117
>Let's just build another 1000 ships in a month!
>B..but no, it's all ok, time just passed 10 times as fast for specific characters than it did for anyone else! It's totally not bad writing to literally make time pass at different paces for different characters just to make the plot work somehow

>>85442181
>Sansa is in charge while Jon is gone
That doesn't make her the ruler

>>85440144
Euron "reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep" Greyjoy

Someone post the Bald Arya pic

>>85442171
That's not what I meant. I mean the way every single death has to be "IRONIC, TABLES TURNED" now.

Ramsay is eaten by his dogs, Freys are killed at a feast, Snakes are killed by their weapons, Waif has her face cut off, apparently Tyene is poisoned, etc.

New thread
>>85442244

>>85442181
>Why would you count them?
just in case

>Sansa is in charge while Jon is gone
yes but Petyr is in charge of her so who's the real winner here

>>85442187
Yeah I'm sure they could build a thousand ships in a week while not even having wood or enough people to even man those ships

>>85439984
wasnt grey worm on the ships when they got burnt with the unsullied?

>>85442099
>When was the exact moment you realized the show went to shit?
Season 2, when they started derailing themselves from the books.

The shitty battle of blackwater was the kettle in the back. When I saw a guy running with a bow into a melee fight. When Stannis wasn't wearing a helmet. When Stannis was slashing people like if they were pepperoni. When no chain was used.

I knew right there for sure I wasn't the target audience. I never finished watching season 3, and I skipped season 4 and 5. I came back solely because they surpassed the books.

The show has been a comedy show for me since then, I come here solely to shit on it.

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>>85442169
You can churn out ships if you have a bunch of people who know how to build them and access to materials. I assume everyone who had functioning arms was tasked to building a fuckload of warships.

They're near enough a fuckload of trees.

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>>85441732

>the next question+answer

kill me

>>85442114

Oh fuck. I'm a book reader and I didn't even realise the significance of what he said, that it was his niece. I mean it was such a throwaway bit.

Compare it to Onion Knight. He gave a proper shit.

Haven't watched the new episode yet, does grey worm really have a ten minute not sex scene

>>85442334
3 minute

>>85442334
It feels way too long, and still doesn't reveal if he does have a dicc or not

>>85440162
Does he feel in charge?

>>85442347
That's gross and sad