/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General:

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>>85437928
1st for jumping man

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first for new shoes

DOUGIE GET BOOTY

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david lunch lol

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huuuueeEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

>>85437979
Get the fuck out of here you fker

PUT IT DOOOOWWWNNNNNNN

>>85437820
read this with Gordon's voice

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Sheryl is in the plastic and she can't leave

>DIRTY
>BEARDED
>MEN
>IN A
>meme

>>85438033
How do we get her out?

>>85438053
Write it in your shitposts.

>>85437978
>it's a dougie gets two rides episode

judy

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post candie

Fuck I almost forgot to ask this. In the last episode we see the back of Dean Stanton's driver but we don't really see his face, did we see him in an earlier episode? Because he kinda looked like Dean Stanton himself... a doppelganger who's helping the original?

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>>85438079

>>85438033
Let her go David, this isn't "for the show" anymore

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>Mitchum brother's car is black
>Dougie's limo is white
>This is the last time they spoke as enemies

P O T T E R Y
O
T
T
E
R
Y

the show is literally called "the return". cooper will not return until dougie leaves vegas and goes to twin peaks. it will probably involve eating pie and coffee at the diner. it will 100% not happen next episode.

>>85438071
Jade scenes are pure kino. She just seems so friendly, considerate, and sincere.

>When Janey-E points to the picture of Dougie and her walking out of the condo and his face lights up, and he says "Jade!"

Absolutely heartwarming.

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>>85437944
D E N I E D

>>85438117
>Cooper gets the two best new girls of the Return, Janey-E and Jade
ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR

>>85437979
Based lunchposter

>>85438110
>the show is literally called "the return".
It literally isn't. That's just Showtime marketing.

>>85438155
>return
not on screen

>>85437979
omg dude haha

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Well?

>>85438110
he's returning next episode
the way he said "damn good" was not dougie like. he's pretending until the time is right, the mitchums think he's weird like candie so he can't just start talking normally again.

screencap this

if i'm wrong i'll post a youtube video of me eating a picture of david lynch eating panties

>>85438149
technically the "real" Dougie got Jade. Cooper still ahs the best girl though indeed.
Why IS she called "Janey-E" by the way? Was she gangster?

>>85437979
i really really like this post

>>85438219
She's a tough dame

>>85438210
Coop has been popping in and out of retardation for several episodes. When it happens we will know it happens.

>>85438209
too old

>>85437944
second for Leo was right about the CUNT (aka Shelly)

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>yfw d. lynch asked for and actually received (after 2 years of haggling) over $3m usd per episode for this craptastic shitfest

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Is Love, Lies, and Murder based on Lynch's life story?

>>85438219
i hope cooper gets candie
its not cheating since he's braindead and doesn't know any better.

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>>85438209
B E G O N E

>>85438210
He still hasn't seen any Douglas Firs, or heard anyone say "true man" yet, it's not happening yet.

>>85438210
Thank you my friend. You've introduced what we call a win-win into my life. On the one hand, you lose the wager and entertain me, and on the other, more Dougie Jones.

>>85438294
David Brown got caught unlike Lynch so far

>>85438294
>casting Sheryl in the role of her own horrific kidnapping and abuse
Pretty dark T B H

>>85438292
How can people say this after the masterpiece that was episode 11?

>>85438209
no, you're a rapist, you literally raped a disabled man

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:3

>>85438294
Hello 4chan friend! That is a yrev, very interesting question to ask. Why don't we talk it over? I'm sent my men to your home to collect you.

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>>85438326
>Implying he thinks puts panties in his mouth is punishment

this show is a miracle + all that's keeping me going haha

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>>85438209

The last episode was shit. There were no explosions. Cooper didn't get killed and he didn't use karate. Shelly didn't get killed by her daughter and the daughter didn't kill anyone. The kid didn't shoot Bobby and Bobby didn't punch the guy that Shelly cucked him with. The fat lady at the car didn't get killed by the zombie kid. The box only had a cherry pie and not explosives. Lucy didn't get killed by smartphone to the face. Andy wasn't in the episode. The kids at the beginning of the episode didn't get killed by Richard. The log lady didn't get hit by a truck. Only one person got killed by nigger hobo.

Yeah

>>85438406
Kek

>>85438402
That is not the punishment you silly bastard.

>>85438427
>Yeah
Stopped reading there

>>85438406
I'll take 5 mins of sweeping over any Roadhouse performance.

>>85438427

True

Wow

>>85437941
T H E K E Y T O I T A L L

>>85438427
>T.Richard horne

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>>85438427
wrong

>>85438383
That hair

TW turn into fkn X-Files
>dropped t. me

>>85438450
true dat

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>>85438493
gone

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>>85438515

imagine if you met Kyle at the supermarket haha and then you accidentally said a /tpg/ meme and he got shocked before shouting your favorite meme off the top of his lungs wow wouldn't that be crazy and then as tears of joy rolled down your face he knocked you out with a quick punch to your temples before hiding you in his shopping bag and then when you regained consciousness you were out in the wood and your legs were somewhere off to the side haha and then Kyle came out from behind the trees with his big warm smile on his face and bloodied gloves on his hands wouldn't that just be crazy haha

>>85438442
Either way, it's happening cooper isn't back next ep, if he is I'll drink black coffee.

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>>85438427
You're right

>>85438374
Yeah that scene was pretty problematic :/

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>>85438557

>>85438566
>I'll drink black coffee.
if you do not already you are fagoot

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>>85438557
>lmao le sexual deviancy and suicidal ideation meme
>>>/t/umblr

>>85438478
I'll fucking kill you fuck you fucker watch your fucking mouth fuck a truck donna

>>85438486
I love how people just accept the supernatural shit
there's no element of someone constantly doubting everything supernatural and being proven wrong like any other show would have

>>85438605
It's too strong for me, white coffee can't compete

>>85438374
>>85438579
Actually Coop was the rapist, because Janey-E thought she was fucking Dougie.

>>85438650
Red coffee is best

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>>85438684
for king ODuieg

>drinking coffee
>not chewing the fucking beans raw and snorting some grinder ones as well

ISHIGGYDIGGY

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>>85438640
Come have a drink with me Richard, oh wait you can't cause you're a....[/spolier]K I D[\spolier]

>>85438209
Why do women age? Naomi was a hot mommy, too. But now she is entering the grandmommy zone.

>>85438684
you will never make a woman scream your name.

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>>85438752
>drinking coffee at all
>not just doing a line of an underaged hooker's ass each morning

Have you fags really learned nothing from Lynch?

>>85438774
to let the young uns flourish

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Where do you lie in the official Kyle political spectrum?

>>85438812
Weird because I hear your mom shriek my name on the regular.

>tfw your postman stopped carrying issues of Flesh World

What am I supposed to do now?

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>>85438690
I've never had perculated coffee

>>85438812
Nice projection bro
>implying Coop made her scream her name when she was doing all the work

>>85438773
>spolier
terribel

>>85438383
This proves that women that are hot with short hair, would be even hotter with long hair.

>>85438823
>underage
Wasnt she almost 30 in FWWM

>>85438643
yeah it's weird. not anymore. it happened all the time in the first two seasons.

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/tpg/, if you were, perchance, listening to Christmas hits in late July, would you consider this somewhat problematic, or simply an indication of the high-level songmanship on the part of each respective artist?

>>85438643
Did you miss the principal having a Lelandesque emotional breakdown because he couldn't understand what the fuck was happening? The only people who don't care are the agents because they're used to blue roses.

>>85439019
Christmas music is for December only in my opinion

CHEReee PIEEEEE

>>85439019
Extremely problematic you shitlord

>>85439044
Well that guy was involved in alternate realities and shit it's not like he was all normal. He was mostly breaking down because he was framed for murder.

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>Cole in the light
>Diane in the dark
>This was the last time they spoke as friends

I T R H Y M E S

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>>85439237
Ya, it's a beautiful contrast that did not go unnoticed.

>>85439237
>coop is rain man
>diane is evil

LYNCHED

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>>85439237
All of the "last time they spoke as friends" imagery in this show is pure kinœ

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SMILE!

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>>85439400

Tammy is best girl

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Hello, Buella

>>85439400
lORA get dubs

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>>85439420

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>>85439428
>ywn beat laura to death after raping her

whylive.jpg

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Is it bad that I thought Richard was going to come out of nowhere and run this kid over in the truck again

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>>85437928
>>85437941
HELLO FRENLO :^)
E
L
L
O

F
R
E
N
L
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:^)

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>>85439472
hugs not fugs

Someone needs to make a gif of Dougie running after the coffee

>>85439044
>because he couldn't understand what the fuck was happening
That had more to do with how he was jailed for a murder he didn't commit with no explanation other than "she's dead, we found your prints, gg." Along with the fact that his lover was dead, and his marriage was officially in shambles with a divorce looming over the horizon.

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>>85439471
Amazing

>>85438210
There was something about his expression at the end that made me think the same thing. It looked like he was crying.

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>ywn rub sunscreen on Diane's big mommy thighs
>she will never reward your hard work with a good boy massage
>she will never come to check on you in the middle of your bath, to make sure you're getting clean and not just goofing around

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>>85439543

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>>85439543
>>85439471
>no one in Twin Peaks protected that smile
ITS NOT FAIR, WHAT THE FUCK

https://youtu.be/bL8pN9Cgu2k?t=2h55m48s
>Japanese Bluray of Eraserhead the best
CRITERION BTFO

Who's hoping little Dicky gets fucked by the Sheriff's department next episode? I hope Chad just gives up on him and throws him under the bus.

>>85439634
>Chad manning up

Not happening. He's so scared of Richard

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>>85439589

>>85439471
Lynch truly has a remarkably intuitive and distinct, yet slightly disturbing, eye for talent. Can you even imagine spotting this beauty in a talent magazine and propelling her to stardom?

What an incredible decision.

>>85438087
you
just
know

>>85439476
I had the exact same thought during that scene.

>>85439492
Happy Christmas
>>85439019

>>85438087
Far right girl is actually the qtest

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>>85438854
Dougie pre-Coop should be the libertarian one, nothing screams unregulated capitalism like that scummy used car dealer look.

Ironically, Dougie looks like an old Ray Mchlachlazarek

>>85438087
How do I get a gf that looks like that?

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>>85439887

>>85439916
sell drugs or direct films

>>85439476
I would be surprised if most people weren't expecting something like that.

>>85438087
I feel ronrey ;_;. Teach me how to Dougie.

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>>85438209
Has any woman ever looked at you the way she's looking at Douglas Jones here?

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>>85439764
Ye he's am amazing caster

These two fit so good in TP

>>85439723
Chad comes off as indifferent towards Richard, the only real reason he got the letter was because he knew Richard was fucking nuts and out on the streets. If Richard gets fucked by the law, I doubt Chad or Red would bother with his sorry ass.

>>85437989
>tfw I actually like NIN

I feel like this season was made for me

>>85438088
no it was a different dude

we probably saw the back of his head the last time Carl was in the van

>>85440164
that nin performance was in the worst episode possible.

episode 8 without the nin performance would have been a total 10/10

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>>85440112
I'm still not sold on Belushi.

Robert Knepper is fantastic and plays Rodney perfectly. JB I'm reserving judgement on.

>>85440112
I was impressed with how much characterization and development these two got, considering the amount of screentime they've had

>>85440231
>I can't eat this
He's growing on me.

>>85440275
CHEReee PIEEEEEE

>>85440217
yeah but I like NIN
it's fine that you don't
but it means that ep 8 is a 10/10 for me an a 9/10 for you so I FUCKING WIN

>tfw you'll never hang with the brothers and candie

i bet they have a comfy life

>>85440112
>i hate that dougie jones fuck
>I can't wait to kill him
>can you wait 3 more hours?
>barely

Coincidence or is this foreshadowing coop's return in episode 14 or 15?

>>85438643
yeah, I love that we don't have any skeptics. That's always so annoying and overdone

>>85439556
But would I get tendies?

>>85440366
the show was written like a movie and split up later.

i think its just a coincidence

he's coming back in episode 12 anyway

I f*cking love Twin Peaks

>>85440366
15 was my guess to begin with desu famille

>>85438548
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>85440367
Precedents are abundant, but uniformity amongst them is rare. The interpretation exists in the ambiguous, yet therein lays the indentured charge of his approach. To be Lynchian is to radiate elusiveness, and the enigma of what signifies Lynchian rationale lies in perpetuating unfamiliarity in that which was once familiar.

>>85440452
mind your language

>>85440452
Please refrain from using naughty words in /tpg/.

>>85440447
Why you think that, we still have the hitmen to come after dougie yet.

>>85440479
>>85440489
cussmind

>>85440478
CUTE

>>85440478
didn't read lol

>>85440367
I mean we might've had skeptics but the only people who've confronted real supernatural shit in a big way so far (other than hastings) are Cole/Albert.

And even then, we knew they had experience with the supernatural but we didn't know they had THIS much. "Do you think there's one in there?" implying they have experience with portals like this. The totally chill way Albert saves Gordon from being beamed up as if it's happened a million times, he didn't even look panicked or run to grab gordon, just strolled over with a normal look on his face, which to me implied he's seen shit like this before and knows the right moment to pull gordon out. And the way they both reacted to it in a "Well, I guess there's a spooky portal here way." They didn't even discuss what happened because they didn't need to.

We knew cole and albert had experience with the supernatural but now we know they're basically wizards. it's dope.

>>85440514
just shitposting, i think he's not coming back in episode 18 tbhwyf

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>>85440532

So the autists that kept saying "Red isn't with Shelly just because he winked at her you retards, REEEEE" aren't very talkative

>>85440526
pleased to see that it's not just me who wants to keep discussion here CLEAN and CIVIL

>18 episodes
>3 acts
>6 episodes per act
>episode 12 will be the end of act 2

Cooper returns in episode 13.

>>85440611
Seriously, how will Shellyfags ever EVER recover?

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>>85440527

>>85438515
please don't be real ..... where is this pic from ?

>>85440677
Shelly is still the hottest girl from the original cast, but her character has ALWAYS sucked

In all honesty the only good female characters from the original run were Maddy and Norma

>>85440682
THE THINGS I WOULD HAVE DONE TO PROTECT HER

>>85438515
sherilyn fenn is still cute

>>85440682
>you will never just sit here for a moment with her

>>85440740
no she is a crazy rag
get over it and love new fus

>>85440231
>I'm still not sold on Belushi.
The desert scene was enough for me desu. Then again, both brothers were amazing there.

>>85440704
when she shaved to play to role of bald person with booper in the glass box room

>>85440539
I doubt Albert was aware of what's going on. I always picked him as a skeptic, he often called bullshit on slightly supernatural events, even in this very season. No idea why people are calling him "spiritual"

>>85440682
>Laura will never ask you to sit with her for just a moment

Why are we still here, /tpg/? Just to suffer?

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>>85440915
No, to post CUTE

>>85440637
clean and civil that's all I need


>>85440651
i've seen 12, can confirm
the mitchums bring dougie back home
the prints the cops got off of the coffee mug pick up that he's dale cooper
and the police show up at his house to arrest him
he gets interrogated in the police station and they start showing him photos they found of dale cooper and suddenly memories start flooding back to him and we get a 10 minute long trippy dream scene with cooper slowly regaining his memories.
the last scene is a flashback of the arm saying "lets rock" and then we see cooper start to wake up
the credits is a scene of candie dancing

what do the woods man have to do with briggs and ayy lmaos? are they ayy lmaos?

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>>85440796
>tfw you realise all albert ever actually wanted was simply to control the destiny of the robocop program

>>85440764
>being a bandwagoner
HELLO-OOO-OOO REDDIT

>>85441015
>being a attached faggot
I bet you like NIN too

>>85440978
>the credits is a scene of candie dancing
i want this to be true SO BAD

>>85441017
>botox when she can't be any older than 30
Why would a woman do this

are Laurafags and Candiefags (after Vedderfags ofc) the worst /tpg/ posters?

>fbi agents transport a suspect to a possible crime scene
>while waiting in a car with a police officer half his head is ripped off for no apparent reason
>fbi officers approach with no sense of urgency
>"He dead."
>*laugh track*
© David Lynch 2017

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>>85441117

>>85441108
Vedderfags are based, though.

>>85441108
if you hate on Candie, you're missing the point of TP buddy

>>85441108
The laurafags have dedication, I'll give them that much

>>85441108
>not liking based candie
HELLOOOOOOOOO pleb

>>85440714
How does Norma exist as a good-aligned female character in Twin Peaks that isn't raped or murdered? Did Lynch forget about her or is she just too old? Remember, there are only three kinds of women in Twin Peaks canon- victims, roasties, and supernatural.

>>85441017
>C-Candie!

>>85441108
Laura is the one, Candie isn't
candie can die

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>>85441108
>(after Vedderfags ofc)

>>85441188
>>85441179
Why should I give a shit about some new character with barely any screentime

Anyone else think Lynch is really loving being a main character this time around? He probably wanted to give being a main actor a shot before his filmmaking career comes to a close. He's basically playing himself but it works perfectly.

>>85441202
>you can see bobby's heart breaking in the reflection

>>85441206
>Vedderfags
are the fucking worse

>>85439472
source for that ass

>>85441244
he knows she is a hoe

>>85441216
I mean, when half of the originial cast is dead you really have no choice.

>>85441108
>(after Vedderfags ofc)
Based anon, you're right that Vedderfags are the absolute worst. I can't wait for them to get BTFO.

>>85438087
me on the left

>>85441216
>>85441272

Probably true, but I agree with the first anon, I am really enjoying Cole this season.

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LOL!

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>>85441108
>Donna posting isn't one the list cause I'm the only one who does.

>>85441216
Cole is great. He gets to hang out with two of his irl waifus and based Albert, of course he loves doing it.

>>85441216
Gordon was one of my favourites from season 1 as was Albert, no complaints from me. The entire FBI staff is just great, from the original through FWWM to the new season.

>>85441193
norma cucked ed woth hank when he went Vietnam she's a roastie.

>>85441469
This desu, TP is the epitome of FBI Kino along with X-Files and Fringe

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>>85441543
good taste

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Sheryl Lee is a wonderful, kind, sweet, CUTE and talented lady with a voice like silk!

>>85441529
Hank hid all of Ed's letters, so she thought Ed ditched her.
You could at least criticize her for a valid reason, cheating on her husband

>>85438690
I prefer hispanic coffee myself

>>85441543
>Fringe
just a little more prodution care on and it would have great
also seasons differs so much that could have been another entire series

>>85441595
That voice gave me so many boners listening to Secret Diary
I've never been more uncomfortable with my arousal

>>85441600
Well fuck you then,

>>85438087
mr jackpots

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>>85441628
Agree with production care, but the wildly changing tones are perfectly understandable desu, the series was always on the verge of cancellation.

>yfw Walter and Jacoby are cannon friends

not enough candie in this thread

>>85441595
When are we getting more of her? Lynch didn't actually bring her back just to do a remake of the original dream scene, right?

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>>85441737

got my screener of the next episode. Its honestly one of my least favorite. Majority of the episode is the Mitchum brothers going around town with Dougie doing random shit. At one point they go to a strip club, then a bar. Then the end of that plotline is dougie being dropped off at home and Naomi being mad. Really nothing important at all.

It also follows richard after robbing his grandma. He goes and sees Red, who does some more intimidation shit on him, this time with a dice. He says something to push Richard over the edge and he lunges towards Red, then all his bodyguards start beating the shit out of Richard. Scene cuts away as Richard is on the floor bleeding. Thats the end of that plotline for the episode.

No Gordon plotline in this episode

Only two scenes of Hawk plotline, they realize that they need to go to the mill that burned down in the old show for something. "Theres fire where youre going" gave them the hint. A very long drawn out scene of them figuring that out. Then truman and Hawk head out. When they get to the mill they see a vision of the fire around the mill. Thats it for their plotline this episode.

but yeah, really almost the whole episode is dougie partying with the Mitchum bros. Jim Belushi does say "lets rock" at one point in the strip club, then it plays the sound clip of the arm saying it and dougie looks around, then dougie repeats it. Nothing more happens with that.

that was about it.

>>85441737
>>85441747
sry, i read that as 'candle'

>>85441742
there are some big spoiler if you know where to look

>>85441742
Remember what Leland said
>you have to find Laura

Laura is still the key to all of this. She's a spookier character than we've ever had, if we can get her working.

>>85441628
I thought it was great how it was constantly changing (especially loved season 5's super different tone). The only time I felt like it went backwards instead of forwards was season 4.

>>85441529
Forgot about that. You're right. The integrity of the Twin Peaks rules of females goes unchallenged.

Also, poor Big Ed. Gets cucked by Hank, married a woman that screams at him all day, gets heemed by Bobby in the pilot, has to clean up James' messes, and basically has a joyless life.

>>85441742
When Coop is lead to the Palmer residence
The spoiler is not for a punchline but an actual spoiler

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>>85438087
>google actress
>images

>>85441776
nah

>>85441737
good

>>85441723
at least ONE timeline/universe/earth Walter, lol
this glasses is top kek

we have timeline with 2 earths pre Peter disappareance and 2 earths after
also future season
very wtf

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>there are people itt, besides me, that want you believe that they have actually seen press screeners

>>85441776
>>Only two scenes of Hawk plotline, they realize that they need to go to the mill that burned down in the old show for something. "Theres fire where youre going" gave them the hint. A very long drawn out scene of them figuring that out. Then truman and Hawk head out. When they get to the mill they see a vision of the fire around the mill. Thats it for their plotline this episode.

It's already established that the place where they're going is a cave in the mountains I'm pretty sure.

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>>85441742
She'll be back soon, she's gonna be having withdrawals from Coop not being their to eat her Black Lodge pussy out anymore

why did the guy say "the shit it comes out of my ass"?

Are we supposed to be talking about a certain someone by now?

>>85441868
Remember: No lewd, anon

>>85441117
yeah just think what would happen irl
>young turds making video about police brutality

>>85441914
J

>>85441914
>>85437941
Part 13

Just saw a screener for the next ep. It's just an hour of them sweeping the roadhouse.

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>>85441932
AAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAH AAAAAAH AAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAH AHAAH AHAHA HAH AHAHAH AHA HAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAH WAAAAAH AWWWWWWH AAAAAAAAAW H AAAAAAAAAAAAA AWWWWWWW AWWWAAAAAAAAH WAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>85438210
>the way he said "damn good" was not dougie like.
Okay so this indicates that he's back but the fucking FBI judo move he pulled on Ike wasn't? That wasn't him coming back, him repeating other people's words like a retard but in a slightly different inflection is? It's just triggering something; he said "Agent" and "case files" a few episodes ago in the same way, a more coopery, less dougie way. But he didn't come back.

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>>85441851
Does Jacoby ever states the glasses aura thing during the original run? Because Walter mentions it (while also namedropping Jacoby), then Frost does as well in Secret History. Also, I didn't remember this, but the glasses appear in one of the best episodes in the show, the one with Doc Brown.

>>85441913
Where else would it come from?

>>85441868
So aside from "25 years of Lodge pussy" shitposting, what does one actually do for 25 years in the Black Lodge?

>>85441990
cogitate

>>85441913
someone please answer
im not trolling i swear
i know its a meme but i genuinely don't understand what the line has to do with the scene
pls reply

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>>85441932

>>85441990
Perfects his M:TG skills

Obtain occult knowledge

>>85441984
also Tennant Doctor who wears one of this to see "void stuff" that indicates things that has crossed between universes

>>85442013
He just means he's so shocked that he shit himself, but he's saying it in entertaining broken English.

>>85442013
because he just witnessed trans-dimensional time-travel and lost control of his bowel movements thusly.

>>85441969
Why the fuck did you post this? Bowie didn't want to be in this thread, man.

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>>85441990
Post memes and shitposts
we are in the Black Lodge

>>85441990
Lift with the midget
Learn his dance moves
Water the tree
Stare at MIKE's missing arm
Eat Black Lodge asshole

>>85441990
he literally just sat in that chair
the odd thing is he seemed perfectly Coop before being transported through the electricity port so what gives, why'd it make him go retarded

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>>85442088

>>85442071
AAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAH AAAAAH AAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAH AAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAH AAAAAH AAAAAAAAH AAAAAH AAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAH AAAAAAH AAAAAAH AH AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAH

>>85441860
this, the "fire" she was talking about was the black fire on the map

anon dont kno nuffin

>listening to Lodger by Bowie
>get to the song Repetition
>one of the lyrics is "Judy is a man and he's bigger than you"

WHAT THE FUCK DID HE MEAN BY THIS????

>>85442093
it's like being in the matrix for 25 years and using your body again that's all atrophied

except for your mind

>>85441990
Time doesn't exist in the lodge

>>85442125
WE ARE NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT JUDY ANON

>>85442093
He got zapped by the electrical socket

>>85442125
well I can tell you one thing, we're not going to talk about it

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>trapped in the Black Lodge for over two decades
>it's just you and Laura

>>85442125
>Judy is a big guy for you

Three memes into one! Truly ahead of his time

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>>85437928
wanna sticky my dicky in tammy

>>85442188
>Laura tells you that you can leave
>talk to her for the first time saying "y-you too" and leave the lodge

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I miss the old Cooper, fine cup of Joe Cooper,
Cherry pie to go Cooper, the has-a-soul Cooper,
I hate the new Cooper, the Red Room Cooper,
The always rude Cooper, the has-killed-a-few Cooper,
I miss the sweet Cooper, the Twin Peaks Cooper,
I gotta say, at that time I’d like to meet Cooper,
See, I respected Cooper, it wasn’t any Coopers,
And now I look and look around and there’s so many Coopers,
I used to love Cooper, I used to love Cooper,
I even had the tape recorder, I thought I was Cooper,
What if Cooper made a doppelganger that looked like Cooper,
Called “Dougie Jones” Cooper, Man, that’d be so Cooper!
That’s all it was Cooper, we still love Cooper,
And I love you like Cooper loves Cooper.

>>85441990
>he thinks you perceive time the same in the lodge

Anon...

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>>85442207
>>85442274
>he thinks you can perceive IRL
anon...

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do you think Lynch fucked her?

I bet Coop just sat there and weird fucked up shit just kept happening. That's what he did for 25 years, observed weird fucked shit in his chair.

>>85442207
>>85442312
she really does look like an alien supermodel

A BEST
>lunchposting
>judyposting
>AAAAAAHHHHHHposting
>dougieposting
>audreyposting
>windomposting
>belushiposting


A SHIT
>vedderposting
>cuteposting
>candieposting
>shellyposting
>chrystaposting

factual

>>85442323
Its not a question of if, it's how many times

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>>85442312
>>85442323
please post better pictures of my tallfu
>>85442352
It depends on the make up artist and photographer

>>85439019
And there won't be snow in Africa this Christmas time. The greatest gift they'll get this year is life

If Lynch is Gordon and Frost is that one news reporter in season 1, does that mean neither of them exist in the Twin Peaks world?

>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who are going to talk about Judy
How does this make you feel?

>>85442362
>it's okay if it's my waifu

Get over yourself

>that scene with the woman honking her horn

BOBBY SCENES ARE SO FUCKING GOOD

>>85442362
dude I think you messed up the titles for those two lists. the one on the bottom is clearly superior to the top

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>>85442377

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>>85442323
What do you think? We've seen nothing so far indicating she can act this well.

>>85442394
Judy Garland?

>>85442325
That's what Coop did for 25 years, fucked and shit in his chair.

>>85442383
>yfw a character says "this is like something out of a David Lynch movie!" in episode 12

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Did someone say Candie?

>>85442362
>audrey
>better than candie
KEK

reminder audrey will not appear this season

>>85442440
could you imagine being awake for 25 years without a damn good cup of coffee?

When did Gersten Hayward appear? I must have missed her.

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/tpg/ brethren fighting amongst one-another, when the real enemy has already made itself abundantly known

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzzOs0Da43Y
This song confirms that Coop is still trapped in the Lodge and can't come out

>>85442451
CUTE
U
T
E

>>85442476
For about 5 months I stopped drinking coffee.

It's fucked, man. I went back and I can't stop it now. It's a drug.

Where can i watch the missing pieces online?

>>85442533
>It's a drug.
Technically caffeine is a drug.

>>85442415
kek harsh but true

>>85442533
i've never had a cup of coffee before

>>85442533
i havent even lived for 30 years, let alone spend 25 of them awake without fucking coffee

>>85441252
>>85441206
>>85441206
>>85441108
What are "Vedderfags" what does Pearl Jam have to do with Twin Peaks

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>>85442415
she doesnt need to act, she just needs to sway her giant fucking hips from left to right in every scene that she walks through, so that i can jerk off.

>>85442533
The only drugs I've done in my life are smoking dope and drinking coffee.

Quitting coffee is a million times harder than quitting pot.

>>85442550
I'm not a big coffee drinker but honestly this show make me want to have some. I think there's a bag of coffee in my fridge. I'm tempted to make some now.

>>85442598
Nothing.

>>85442573
First time I tried coffee, I was 9. I'm 29 now.

>>85442550
yes that's what he said, dumbass

>>85442544
please reply

Are you guys that retarded not too understand that Dougie is Cooper and he's just acting retarded because spending 25 years in a crazy dimension fucked up his mind?
And he's only coming back to normal little by little through stimuli of his ancient lifee, such as dinking coffee and eating cherry pie.

>>85442598
ANON NOOOO

>>85442626
and should remain this way

NIN was already a mistake

>>85442645
Hi anon

>>85442613
If it's been in there for a while it's probably shit by now.

>>85442645
hello :)

>>85442607
Yep. My mom never managed either. I only quit things when it's late enough that it's painful.

>>85442323
No, she in season 3 because of her acting skills.

>>85442662
hello, tpg follower

>>85442654
wtf are you talking about? come back when you have a coherent theory not this mumbo jumbo

what are david lynchs opinion on masturbating?

>>85442605
Yeah I'll be the first one to agree with you. Like, I can't even quite say she's a bad actress because I barely even pay attention to anything but to how she manages to be slender and thicc at the same time. Absolutely delicious, if I was Lynch I'd be risking a little heart failure just to pop another boner to her as well

>>85442654
Of course he's cooper, his entire body changed, Dougie doesn't exist anymore
but it's gonna take something very big to get him to wake up if he ever does if eating cherry pie while saying "damn good" didn't do it

>>85442700
Meditation

guys stop fighting
were all friends here
were all here because we love twin peaks
no reason to argue
we can be together
be good guys!

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>>85442750
Anon, will you have dinner with me?

NEW

>>85442769
>>85442769
>>85442769

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Where's webm anon? I need a "cars everywhere" webm immediately!

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>>85442751
move over old hags, fresh twin peaks girl here to take over, not even the casino bimbos can compete

>>85438752
Shut up Balzac