/got/ general: Dornish invasion of the iron pussy edition

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cutie edition

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True queen of the North

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>People are nothing more than a game to me.

>Spend months at a time strategically planting ideas into peopIe's heads, and playing mind games

>Get bored of someone after a while and move on to my next victim but that's okay because there's literally billions of you dirty little roaches to fuck around with.

>Some people actually believe I care about them as people but the truth is I only use them for my personal advantage and entertainment

>let's just send the 2 leaders of half our forces across the sea with no guards
nani

is jon snow canonically the greatest swordsman the north has ever seen?

I felt really frustrated with that scene and I don't understand why.

If the Unsullied are all castrated, why does Grey Worm have a deep masculine voice?

Did Yara lose weight? She definitely used to be a lot fatter in previous seasons.

>>85431618
ramsey was better

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HE'S GRADUALLY GETTING AWAY EURON

>>85431624
A wizard did it.

Imagine Ellaria and the Snek getting gangraped by Ironborn all the way back to Kings Landing
Imagine it lads
Isn't it sweet

>>85431620
i felt really castrated

>>85431618
>>85431633
Also Jaime before loosing his hand

>Deadline reported on June 21, 2016, that the five main cast members, Peter Dinklage, Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, Lena Headey, Emilia Clarke, and Kit Harington had been in contract negotiations for the final two seasons. It was reported that the cast members have increased their salary to $500,000 per episode for the seventh and eighth season. It was later reported that the actors had gone through a renegotiation, for which they had increased their salary to $1.1 million per episode for the last two seasons. On April 25, 2017, it was reported by Daily Express that the actors' new salary made them each earn £2million per episode.
>10 million euros per episode

HBO going bankrupt soon.

>>85431644
Ellaria, Yara, Euron

Threesome gang rape when?

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>i won't assault the city with dragons because civilian casualties
>but i will besiege and starve those cunts out

>>85431579
literally cucked

>>85431669
>£2m = €10m

>>85431667
>north

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Brienne or Jon Snow, who wins?

>>85431693
1USD=1EUR=1GBP

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>>85431681
JUST TURN YOUR BRAIN OFF

>>85431620
Foreign invasion is worst line in years on the show

>>85431662
Me too, but the expression Yara did while looking to Theon gave me a good and healthy laugh. So it was a good scene.
>>85431681
Hunger makes people angry and anger GETS SHIT DONE

>>85431618
Theon Stark

>>85431684
>literally cucked

Who was cucking who in that scene?

>>85431705
My bad

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>>85431669
>2m GBP x 5 = 10m EUR

>>85431624
because they only remove the penis, they don't remove the balls.

>>85431620
what frustrated me was how everything was fine and there was no noise outside whatsoever, then after the first impact shock they go up to the deck and half their fleet is already on fire and the Greyjoy ships are about 10 feet away

how the fuck did no one notice them? it's pretty hard to mount a fucking sneak attack ON THE OPEN SEA WITH NO COVER
felt fucking lazy and stupid

>>85431669
>DABID
>DAAABIIID
>KILL EVERYONE OFF WE'RE ALREADY OVER BUDGET THE TARGS TOOK EVERYTHING

>>85431669
the actors are getting cucked lol
Gandolfini was making at least twice that by the end of The Sopranos' run

>>85431693
>On April 25, 2017, it was reported by Daily Express that the actors' new salary made them each earn £2million per episode.
> actors' new salary made them each earn £2million per episode.
> new salary made them each earn £2million per episode.
> each earn £2million per episode.


?

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>>85431712

>>85431740
Not when it's fucking night time you daft cunt. Not to mention the fog they rolled in on. Yara's ships were lit up with lanterns like a christmas tree, while Eurons had none lit. Is that really that hard to realize?

>>85431753
That's not euro sign faggot fuck.

>>85431725
reek

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Best girl. im glad she kept her hair, she looks much better now.

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>>85431579
>all leaders are on one ship
>too busy munching rug to care about what is going on
>entire formation is destroyed, flagship found and boarded within a minute of realising you are under attack

>>85431753
Better off killing all of them off and getting actors in for a tenth the price

>>85431753
It's more of 10 million USD per episode which is nothing to hbo.

>>85431774
bait

>>85431795
Irrefutably the prettiest girl to appear on GoT.

>>85431795
So how much Ironborn irondick is she going to take?

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>>85431770
it's lit

>>85431635
AH, LET HIM GO. I HAVE A FEELING WE'LL MEET AGAIN EACH AND EVERY WEEK.

>>85431737
Nope. they are fully castrated

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>>85431795
She's going to get Euron'd, then Mountain'd and finally Cersei'd though. Same with her mother, stupid sand people.

>>85431795
doesn't look as striking to me anymore

>>85431799
That's pretty realistic when you remember that that women were in charge.

>>85431633
He was?

>>85431847
yh but no 1 cares what u think nigga

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>>85431807
Second prettiest maybe. I like her too but pale hips > dark tits.

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>>85431799
No you see there is this magic cloaking device that Euron has that nobody else knows about.

>>85431799
Euron is literally Poseidon incarnate.

It doesn't make a difference what they do in his domain.

>>85431770
so how did Euron find them in the fog if it's apparently so thick that you can't see a whole fucking fleet of ships in it?

>>85431847
you shut your whore mouth you cheeky cunt. tyene is love.

nobody's talking about melly

>>85431723
>but the expression Yara did while looking to Theon gave me a good and healthy laugh.

She was just like, When in Rome.

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>>85431880
She's a genuine fruitcake irl.

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>>85431880
thank mr skeltal

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Anyone know if TWOW will feature chapters from Melisandre POV?

>>85431888
I love Preston's obsession with Sweetautist, because you just know he's right on some level. I mean, there's absolutely no way gurm would ever kill him off at least.

>>85431937
>TWOW

It's not getting released cause GRRM will die.

Or Dnd write it and turn it into shit.

>>85431937
I'm actually banking on a Stannis PoV for the first time

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RIP Whale Rider

>>85431947
>I'm actually banking on a Stannis PoV for the first time

That would be based af

>>85431924
honestly thought they were gonna have a threeway by the looks being thrown around.

since none of them have cocks, how do you do a threeway scissor?

>>85431932
there was a frey? daughter, she was the hottest

>>85431891
Because Yara's ships had tons of lanterns on them fully lit. Light tends to stick out in the darkness of night.

>>85431937
Yes. One confirmed

>>85431930
What makes you say that?

>>85431937
TWOW won't feature anything because it isn't going to be released.

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Who here /stonemen/?

>>85431948
Wonder if it hurts the pride knowing you're considered a major part of the decline of a show.

>>85431706
Well Brienne is actually somewhat cool and Jon is a tremendous annoying faggot

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how come no one is replying to any of my posts?

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>>85431969
roslin

>>85431706
brienne takes it comfortably in either book or show I'd say

>>85432014
old lady hands

>>85431973
She did a interview on thronecast and was insane, one of those super posh dirty fuckers who like to wear a saddle and be whipped.

>>85432014
is she ever coming back? cave troll didn't poison her, did she?

>>85431947
that would be based, hopefully he will retrospect the taking of Winterfell.

>>85431972
ty anon.

Her chapter in ADWD is one of my favorite.

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>>85432014
pretty. still no match for best girl.

>>85432023
>>85431706
Jon is show to be a pretty convincing swordsman in both the books and the show, but Brienne is a step above. She's a tall, big bitch who is both very good with a blade and aggressive as fuck, so I'd say she'd have the best chance of winning.

>>85431947
>>85431962
>>85432042
kings don't get POVs

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>>85432014
That was just a good angle + lighting, Myranda looks good in all conditions.

>>85432035
prisoner at casterly rock in the books, in the show? who knows

>>85431988
Why should it? It's not her fault that the writers are retarded.

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how mad will jonsa fags be?

>>85431965
>honestly thought they were gonna have a threeway by the looks being thrown around.

Kinky, I think that's what Ellaria was implying

>since none of them have cocks, how do you do a threeway scissor?

Two girls scissor, Theon eats their assholes. I always imagine Yara's pussy to be hairy and smelly as fuck. Like raw fish.

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>>85431918
Rosa is love

>>85431972
>only one

She dead

>>85432013
(you)

>>85432031
I bet she was fucking soaking in her scenes with Ramsey

>>85432028
>>85432048
>>85432055
didn't say she was my waifu, just posting for the other guy

>>85432060
People want Sansa and Jon to be a thing? Fuck I don't want either of these to be a thing. I want Jon to go full alpha mode and kill Dany, or have Dany go full dragonbitch and have him eaten by her dragons.

>>85432053
Yes, but the 1000th Lord Commander Stannis Baratheon will get a PoV

>>85432060
They're both so fucking insufferable they deserve each other. Dany dying is the only thing that can make the end worth all of this

>>85431799

he's that doge puking or just bitting some kind of shit?

>>85432055
watch muskateers she's 11/10 all show

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>post yfw Viserion dies and is revived as a wight mount for King Cold

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>>85432092
>People want Sansa and Jon to be a thing?
just google "jonsa"

>>85432092
>People want Sansa and Jon to be a thing?
literally just tumblr
the anon you're responding to is an emiliatard who uses 'muh tumblr tears' to push his almost-equally-awful fatleesi ship

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>>85431606
Will they end up getting married?

>>85432112
its one of those pigs ear type chew treats for dogs

>>85431795

I dont even want tio fcuk her anymore, when she had short hair she gave my raging boner

>>85431669
No wonder, they don't have enough money for dire wolves and battle scenes with that huge budget

So is theon patchface now? Clearly thats what the show writers intended right? I mean this cant just go as another missed opportunity right?

r-right?

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>>85432123
>Viserion baby dragon
>NK not having Balerion the Black Dread sized Ice Dragon

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>Night's Watch strategy vs Night King

>>85432071
>tfw when she will never be your bad pusse

How many times does that phrase 'gender neutral' appear in the books btw?

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What did he mean by this?

>>85432137
Whos the bitch and who is the butch?

>>85432152
maybe if belgians weren't even bigger pussies than the french it would've worked

>>85432152
Reminder night king is almost south of the north already

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>For a moment though, before Urine Joystick/Eurin Mysnatch slid into our DMs, we got a glimpse of that sensual, euphoric, pussy-powered society. Game of Thrones’ women and castrated men have shown that you don’t need a penis to lead. Maybe someday America will understand that, too.

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How did you react when GoT literally pulled this scene?

>>85431799
That's what happens when dykes are the bosses

>>85432172
Neither word actually appears at all in the books, even on their own.

>>85432123
I just want Jaime to kill one of thous worms.

>>85432185
>pussy powered society
>only lasted for a glimpse

lel feminists

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The show will have 2 possible outcomes

They let audience win and make dragon queen and north fags win the iron throne
Because they are the only one with support left. No one wants cersei to win

Or


They will let the white walkers kill everyone for shock value

>>85432205
Amazing

This season has it's moments, but it's reminding me very much of Mass Effect 3. I feel like the show is too aware of its own popularity.

>>85432151
"Black" Dread?!?!

Excuse me, it's just 'Balerion the Dread', you racist b*tch

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>>85432192
>posting the edit
Come on, Anon.

>>85432232
They will go with first choice because normies love happy endings.

Normie ruined GoT, senpai

>>85432192
Keked.

>>85432232
wouldn't be shocked if whitewalkers take half, and jondan gets the other half

>>85431799
>sexually humiliate your newly castrated bodyguard just because you think it's fun
>get boarded and captured

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>>85432137
Does anyone have the collage of them laying in bed together taking pictures of themselves in cute seductive poses?

>>85431971

a) How could he identify the fleet
b) How did Euron find THEIR boat in particular, out of all the ships that were sailing?

It wasn't even clear that their ships were necessarily lit up that brightly with lanterns. And not clear that Euron's were dark either. It's a stretch.

Fact is, it felt lazy.

>>85432178
delet this

>>85432232
GRRM did say that winds of winter would be the book where everyone dies and dreams of spring is a reference to a dream that will never come true, as the book is just going to be a 600 page description of snow blowing over corpses and graves.


but in all seriousness, i would love it if GRRM had some big final shock moment as the climax which ends the story in a bittersweet ending and surpasses the red wedding for biggest out of left field moment.

>>85432294
Fuck off pedo

>>85432262
didn't GRRM tell them how the books will end and that they would stay true to his vision though?

Fucking reactionkino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzgQBQdWLmc

>>85432312
You fuck off, their 19/20 years old

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>>85431579
just watched the second episode; absolutely incredible. it was as if they were saying "we just wanted to make sure you understood how fucking ridiculous things are at this point in case the last episode didn't drive it home for you"

>>85431624

That are.only circumcised

Thats worse than being casterated.

Just look at the shame grey worm was feeling

>>85432294
>>85432137
I just don't know why he's so disinterested in women

>>85432315
he told them most of the big moments, like hordor for example. but all the stuff inbetween is left up to DnD since GRRM is still writing it.

>>85432315
GRRM asked them who Jon Snows father is, and the answer they gave him was 'satisfactory'.

This doesn't necessarily actually mean that the answer they gave was correct, just that they had actually read the books and had an understanding of the deeper plot points.
On the other hand, it could have been the correct answer (I.E R+L=J).

>>85432192
God damn man never saw the original of that pic before

Imagine the state of the she-behemoth who made that lol

>>85432326
Fuck off faggot

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>>85432178
>meanwhile Kit and Rose are buying a £2mil home together

>>85432326
Okay, well how bout this then.
Fuck off Faggot.

>>85432237
The allocation of CGI money to dragons and cool shit from the wolves, epitomize, the lack of understanding of what is important in the story GRRM telling.

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>people believe R+L=J is book canon
>not realising R+L=D is book canon

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>>85432362
Who is Rose?

>>85432346
>still writing it
Oh you poor naive little boy, you need to sit down and calm yourself as this is going to trouble you....

In earlier seasons characters would take episodes to travel somewhere, now they're teleporting all over the place. What the fuck happened?

How does less then 2000 Unsullied carrying just spears and leather armor somehow take the capital of one of the Great Houses of Westerosi? Even if its "lightly defended" where are they gettign siege equipment? How fast are they going to get there? they have to sail around Westeros, past King's Landing and Euron's fleet to somehow get there, and will somehow have to assault a fortress with archers, swordsmen, and presumably well thought out defenses that was the seat of one of the greatest generals in Westeros. I know D&D are hacks, but this is dumb.

>>85432391
GREM has lacked importance in his storytelling for more than ten years.

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>>85431579
Truly Enlightening

>>85432362
>being a manlet and marrying a woman shorter than you
feel sorry for his children

>>85432392
what =J, then?
don't give me that "ned was alpha enough to fuck a dornishwoman" shit again

>>85432410
It hasn't even happened yet, literally calm the fuck down and shut the fuck up til next Sunday and we see how they manage to take it.

Also, it's 8000, not 2000 unsullied.

Reminder Bran's arc was absolutely shit

>>85432408
All D&D wanted to do was adapt the Red Wedding, they got bored after that so the entire show took a nosedive, including the sense of time and scale.

>>85432447

Didn't Verys/Jorah/some fuck back in Mereen say they only had 2000 left before they set out for Westeros? Wasn't that the whole point they went out to get the Dothraki?

"I'm a Tarly, we are honorable and loyal and have been for centuries!"
"I'll give you a title and moneys if you betray your kingdom"
"Okay"

MAYBE IT'S HARD FOR YOU TO UNDERSTAND BUT NOT EVERYONE THINKS LIKE A JEW YOU FUCKING RETARDS. STOP WRITING THIS GARBAGE.

>>85432123
>King Cold
>Jon Snu vs King Cold

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKoLL7mbqPA

>>85432410
Unsullieds are warmachines while westerosii just want to crop their fucking fields another day. Besides, the Crown only has 3? of the 7 kingdoms.

>>85432408
>>85432460
>it's le Jewish producers' fault George gave up putting effort into this franchise in 2001

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>>85432454
His arc is that he turned from a cute young child into an ugly kid, and then from an ugly kid into a very sexually attractive twink.

>>85432232
I'm thinking it's going to be bittersweet.

>>85432469
They obviously bred more unsullied

>>85432152
>le go round the maginot meme
letting the Germans around the maginot line was the French strategy you fucking retard. Perhaps they're retarded for underestimating the German capacity for mobility, as the Germans didn't get bogged down in the Ardennes like they thought they would, but the defenses were built at a time before Germany had rearmed and had any kind of credible forces

>>85432469
I don't remember that scene.

>>85431851
After nine seasons, it'll be revealed that women are actually stupid, they're just more convoluted about it. Dumb males get decapitated in season 1 like Ned, dumb females get killed at the very end. But what matters is that in the end the patriarchy still wins. Never try, ladies :^)

>>85432183
The Belgians actually fucking fought the Nazis despite being clearly outnumbered and outgunned. The French rolled over faster than my dog.

>>85432031
link, for reasons?

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Goys!
Our favorite show is dropping in quality!

>>85431618
Mance (Arthur Dayne) was better

>>85432516
What happened in ep3 of S1?

>>85432232
Queen of frozen dust ending.

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>>85432237
I almost spat my drink out

>>85432536
>all those 100s

also what's that massive s5 drop episode?

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>>85432474
Yeah that shit was fucking cringe, the fact Tarly was even there blew my mind.

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>tfw no Other gf
The Night's King had the right idea. Dude had a qt monster waifu.

>>85432523

I'm not masochistic enough to back and wathc. But I could have swordn around that time it was either Jorah, Tyrion, or Verys, that were saying they didn't have many Unsullied left, or that the Unsullied were too few in number (probably after the slavers attack) that they needed more troops/House support. I thought they made a big point that the nubmer had gone down.

Regardless, they just have shitty fucking spears and leather armor, they shouldn't be this crazy threat, no matter how well you're trained you can't do much if you can't pierce armor.

>>85432554
Whats he doing with renly's sword?

>>85432474
I think you underestimate what a Dothraki horde landing means for Westeros, based Randyll understands that, and he doesn't like it. Plus all the other Tyrells are cut/killed/contrived out of existence and granny isn't an actual Tyrell, and it's not like he has a vow to house Redwyne.
Also not addressed at all in the show but he's married to a Florent and the Tyrells were trying to fuck over the Florents for supporting Stannis in the books. (IIRC)

>>85432183
We may be pussies, but at least we're not French.

>>85432566
Sansa rape and Sneks.

>>85432543
ned?

>>85432566
Salsa rape, Sand Snakes """fight"""" scene

>>85432585
oh fuck I forgot that was one episode

>>85432474
>the queen is a known mass murderer, in fact a domestic terrorist, burning down half the city, even worse than "the mad king"
>everyone knows this
>murdered the lord paramount of the reach, his daughter, and other noblemen
>"you should totally be on the lannister side and betray you own country where you'll be hated and your house decimated because the targaryan girl is like totally evil and stuff"
>"sounds compelling, I agree"

D&D ladies and gentlemen.

>>85431618
Ned was a war veteran who went one on one with against two handed Jaime and lost because of a technicality into the back of his leg

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Why do only men watch this show?

I want it to end like the movie Clue. Where after everything is said and done everybody gets a turn to sit on the Iron Throne and talk about what they would have done

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>>85432607
WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?

>>85432580
>Also not addressed at all in the show but he's married to a Florent and the Tyrells were trying to fuck over the Florents for supporting Stannis in the books. (IIRC)
This kind of shit is what irritates me the most about this show. The lack of worldbuilding.

>>85432533
>>85432583
>That was the prospect a week ago. But another blow which might well have proved final was yet to fall upon us. The King of the Belgians had called upon us to come to his aid. Had not this Ruler and his Government severed themselves from the Allies, who rescued their country from extinction in the late war, and had they not sought refuge in what was proved to be a fatal neutrality, the French and British Armies might well at the outset have saved not only Belgium but perhaps even Poland. Yet at the last moment, when Belgium was already invaded, King Leopold called upon us to come to his aid, and even at the last moment we came. He and his brave, efficient Army, nearly half a million strong, guarded our left flank and thus kept open our only line of retreat to the sea. Suddenly, without prior consultation, with the least possible notice, without the advice of his Ministers and upon his own personal act, he sent a plenipotentiary to the German Command, surrendered his Army, and exposed our whole flank and means of retreat.

>>85432619
Latent audience from back when the series was dominated by Mature Men™, now they're trying to expand the audience into women but it's not working since women don't care about fantasy.

>>85432619
because the only reason to watch that shit is the nude shit, and when a guy goes nude he literally has no penis.

>>85432391
Literally the best scene post S4 was the battle of the bastards where they threw away their season's budget on a retarded battle scene that still looked awesome

>>85432619
Because men are weak filth.

>>85432607
tumblr pls go, Daenerys is the Mad King's daughter and has brought an army of foreign rapists to Westeros

>season finale
>Euron's finally been defeated, and brought in front of Dany
>Dany speaks
>'Euron Greyjoy? More like, Eurin trouble!'
>Dragons eat him
>Dany winks at the camera and whispers 'Valar Morghulis'

>>85432651
>because the only reason to watch that shit is the nude shit, and when a guy goes nude he literally has no penis.

plus we don't even get the muff diving scenes.

this season so far is even worse than the last senpai

>>85432619
The website that did that poll is mostly used by men.

>>85432644
Yup. The progressive business movement, win 100k female clients at the expense of 1 million male clients.

>>85432152
Actually :
Belgium was supposed to be a neutral territory.
The brits would be triggered if we extended Maginot past the Belgian frontier.
The bulk of the French (and Brits) forces were on the Belgian frontier, and rushed to meet the Germs when the war started.

BUT we didn't thought of the Ardennes, and like in 1870 and 1914, the Germans just walked through a seemingly impassable mountainous forest and encircled the Allied, which culminated in the Dunkerke pocket.

>>85432651
Theon hada penis

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>>85431706
euron wins

>>85432664
>this season so far is even worse than the last senpai

The DNd show season 7

>>85432474
"I'm a Tarly, and it's cannon that I fought for the Mad King (in fact even specifically mentioned in this very scene) and later bent the knee to Robert once the circumstances changed"

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>>85432659
>Dany winks at the camera and whispers 'Valar Morghulis'

>>85432668
>The website that did that poll is mostly used by men.

To be fair, it's not that shocking only men would watch this.

>>85432437
they can't be in a worse position than you

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>>85432676
I love it.

>>85432704
they'll be manlets, so they will LITERALLY be in a worse position than me

>>85432232
>>85432232
You're literally retarded if you think Dany is going to win, even if you're being cynical. GRRM has already made it clear that the ending will be bittersweet. It will probably be jon killing dany and dying in battle as azor ahai with some rando taking the throne.

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>>85432709
>panders to SJWs
>still win
what did he mean by this?

>>85432629
The movie Clue didn't end like that

>>85432320
oh god fucking dammit they're still making these

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>>85432659

>>85431609
who even is that? her face looks so familiar but I can't pin down who she plays.

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>>85432659

>>85432723
>jon and dany both die
>jon isn't remembered at all for his sacrifice
>dany is remembered as a mad bitch
>(f)aegon rules westeros
It might just work.

>>85432393
Rose leslie. She was ygritte before she got died

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DUDE WHAT IS FEUDALISM THE SHOW!

>>85432788
Get out heathen newbie

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>>85432502
bran better get a fucking nude scene before this fucking show ends

>>85432346
>>85432394
Maybe the Fat Man was unsure how to actually progress with the characters, so he's waiting for the series to finish and then just copy pastaing what happens.

>>85432788
Alys Karstark.

>>85432709
>release a turd in a cape
>$1 billion worldwide gross
The comics may be dying, but the franchises are just fine

>>85432709
They'll probably make a disabled black transgender superhero who identify as a possum, to try to appeal to a broader audience, before shutting it down.

Seriously I don't know why they don't get why they should try to keep their fanbase, instead of infuriating them to earn a smaller audience.

If you sell KKK gear, you want your adds to have 100% white people in them. Sure if you make an all-black add maybe you'll get some retard black guy to buy one or two items, but you'll lose pretty much your entire white KKK clientele. It's not a profitable move. But they do shit like that all the time.

Males are the HUGE majority of fantasy fans. These are they ones they should appeal to, and ignore the "muh women aren't doing well ;_;" from the 10% of their fanbase.

People say "Well they still watch GoT so who cares?" More would watch it, more would pay for it.
I, for example, bought S1/S2 even after watching the shows on air. Wanted to rewatched it. Well, I didn't buy S3/4 (was pondering it) and I sure as fuck will never buy S5/6/7 or anything else they do. I'm surely not alone, and surely more people dropped HBO and pirated because while it somewhat interests them, they won't pay for it, etc..

>>85431706
Jon hasn't win a single duel yet, why do you think he has a slightest chance against Brienne? Jon just gets other people to help him all the time.

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>>85432788
>not knowing the face of best girl

>>85432818
I'm not a newbie, faggot. I just don't remember who she plays, it must have been a fairly small role as I know she isn't par of the main cast

>>85432828
that would make sense, thanks.

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>>85432619
>other

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>>85432320
im fucking dying LMAO

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>>85432855
pretty ugly desu, real best girl is on the right in this image

>>85432362
No wonder Tyrion was able to empathise with him

I just finished season one of a game of thrones. Without spoiling it, is there anything I should know going forward (like is it worth it)?

>>85432881
You right! My penis knows nothing.

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Can we all agree Pretson was the only good thing to come out of this shit show?

>>85432824
>>85432824
No he knew how it would end when he wrote the prophecy. Azor ahai is a man and a woman: the prince that was promised and nissa nissa (jon and dany respectively). Both dragons.

>>85432820
I believe you are homosexual, sir

>>85432883
>Without spoiling it, is there anything I should know going forward (like is it worth it)?

Stannis
Opening of season 6 finale
And that's it.

>>85432320
Who the fuck watches a soap opera in a bar?

>>85431795
Why are so many scenes like this now? 95% black, the other 5% close to black.

>>85432345
Women are cunts nowadays, especially British women. At least American women are pretty look at. Brits have the full throttle of cuntiness without the looks for it.

>>85432883
no just stop now, read the wiki and shitpost in these threads

>>85432619
>>85432865
>White Walkers watch Game of Thrones
Spooky. Could that be why they're always one step ahead?

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>>85432865
>others

>>85432848
Jon beat LF

>>85432619
>other

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>>85432619
Other...
Ay lmaos are browsing 4chan right now, shitposting about Stannis

>>85432920
I watched the episode in a bar after SDCC, it was pretty fun

>>85432932
>>85432937
Hive mind

>>85431891
behold the book reader's autism

>>85432924
They can probably save money on the props this way.

>>85432881
Why wear black on black if you're not going to a funeral?

>>85432901
It's literally the same arguments made here but with the butthurt and bickering cut back a bit

>>85432962
the fuck, you don't wear black on black to a funeral

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>>85432722
yeah but they'll be rich manlets with Kit + Rose chad tier genes.

For most girls this is the order of priorities

Wealth > Face/Body > Height > Penis Size > Hair > Personality

Kit and Rose's children will have a lot of wealth, good faces and bodies, pretty bad height, pretty small penises, good hair style/colour and personality is anyone's guess but that hardly matters anyway. Basically they'll still be better off than any of us.

Just a reminder that Kit is still chad despite height

>>85433020
>penis size
>more important than hair

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Cast him

>>85432659
>And who...are you...

>>85433034
t. dicklet

>>85432990
More appropriate than wherever they're at

>>85432858
Not paying attention, you are worse than a normie

>>85433056
Do you honestly think women would find Kit attractive if he was majorly balding?

>>85433040
Millesandre

>huge battle where hundreds of people are killed
>key character somehow doesnt get killed despite being surrounded by hostile soldiers

I am getting sick of this fucking shit. It's the same with literally every fight at this point.

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>what's a pretty girl like you out here
>food free for a pretty girl
>pretty girl

holy shit they're really trying to force it aren't they.

>>85431606
So is the story about Dean fapping on omegle true?

>>85433034
eh it's a toss up, sometimes hair is more important than the size of the pecker sometimes it's not. It depends on the type of woman, if she's the "I want to show off my hot boyfriend in public" kind of girl hair is way more important. If she is more of a "I'm selfish so if he has a BIG COCK that makes me feel good who cares if he has no hair" kind of girl then it's the other way around. I think more girls want sexual satisfaction over a boyfriend with nice hair personally.

>>85433020
>Personality last

This is your brain on virginity

Jon = Lightbringer

Azor Ahai killed his wife and her soul and courage went into the blade.

Jon's actions led to Ygritte's death and since then she's stayed in his heart, he keeps thinking about her, seeing others as her and repeating "you know nothing" in his mind.

Add that to his vows about being a sword in the darkness and a lover kissed by fire and there you have it.

Dragons = Lightbringer too

Drogo dies but the dragons including one placed next to his heart hatch, and are named for people who's legacy and dreams Dany wishes the dragons to carry on.

Add "a flaming sword above the world" and there you have it

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>tfw taller than Mamoa

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>>85433085
Good point. There has indeed never been a male celebrity who had receding hair and was still considered attractive

>>85433040
Moqorro

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>>85433103
Same shit happened with Stannis

Guy is jumping on top of walls, fighting Lannister soldiers in King's Landing, mowing down Bolton troops like he's fucking rambo

There is no realism to these battles. Only Dunrik is realistic with this stuff.

>>85432641
Kek Belgians BTFO.

>>85433127
You can literally google: 'Dean Charles Chapman masturbates on Omegle' and you'll find the video.

>>85431620
I think I'd find the whole character easier to digest if she wasn't so fucking ugly

Anyone have the "Reek Returns" image of Theon jumping ship with the motion blur around him?

>>85433154
>>85433103
You guys know that kings leading their armies into battle and putting their own lives on the line and showing off their skill was a thing that happened in real life, right?

>>85432901
Who here enjoy's the podcast more?

Those reviews are funny and all, but short and only represents prestons negative views on the episode.

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>>85433108
probably just to give Masie a confidence boost

>>85433139
Do you really think the majority of women would go for a chubby balding manlet with a tiny dick because he has such a nice personality? Or would most women rather go for Chad? It's not virginity talking it's realism, sorry to break it to you but women don't like little beta boys who have well defined interests over Chad. Everything else comes before personality with most women don't lie to yourself.

>>85433145
Bruce Willis is not a sex symbol lmao

>>85432152
>trying to look smart posting a war campaign picture
>posting a picture of exactly what didn't happen

>>85433266
>doesn't even show Euron walking

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>>85433289
I normally hate the >"you're underage if you don't agree with me" argument, but anyone alive in the late 80s and 90s knows that he was

>>85433312
but anon, that IS Euron's regular stride

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Instead of talking to giiirls at work who idk have suddenly started buzzing around me im auting out on here.

>>85433266
>Do you really think the majority of women would go for a chubby balding manlet with a tiny dick because he has such a nice personality?
Quite literally yes. There is a guy with all those traits, plus ginger and shit voice, who made a multi-million PUA company that teaches men that it's all about the personality and that if he could do it, everyone else can as well. One of his fellow PUA team members is a really overweight and greasy guy who gets 10s on a weekly basis

How do they do it? Personality.

>>85432282
>sexually humiliate your newly castrated bodyguard just because you think it's fun
>the bodyguard abandons you a few moments later in the hands of your enemy

>>85432237
This is fucking gold, man

>>85433337
Bruce Willis is still not a sex symbol. I have never heard of one woman talk about him that way. George Clooney, John Travolta, Mark Wahlberg, Harrison Ford. All reasonable to say they were sexy in the 90s, Bruce Willis was always just an action star.

>>85433369
Not the guy you've been chatting to, but you're confusing personality with charisma. Yes, ugly dudes with charisma and wit can get laid. Not the same thing as a boring, unintelligent, but really friendly ugly guy

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>>85432282
>>85433379
It seemed like Ellaria didn't know about his situation.

>>85433379
when did this humiliation happen? because ellaria was just trying to score some (even with theon)

>>85433406
Niceness is the lowest compliment you can receive. It is for when people can think of nothing else. Nice Guys TM are actually boring as shit. That is why they don't get women.

>>85433406
But "personality" is supposed to mean charisma, no?

>>85433423
Knowing your brother lost his dick, she could at least try and avoid talking about sex next to him. That'd be a nice thing to do.

I guess manners and being nice to people aren't the Iron Born's first priority and that's fine but then she shouldn't be surprised if Theon abandons her.

>>85433142
jaime is light bringer and the lord of light armoured like the sun. the forging of light bringer is jaime shedding the kingslayer and become honourable jaime again.

first time he sheds his skin is in the bath with brienne when he tells the truth of moments that happened before aerys death.
it even opens with jaime telling to be careful or you'll shed the skin of. and ends with him being called the kinslayer and as he passes out he claims no he's jaime.

second time is when he frees tyrion which results in tywin dying with a bolt to the heart. he caused his fathers death indirectly and is blamed directly for his death.

third time will be when he kills the widow queen with widows wail and kills the person who keeps bringing him back to his lesser self.

jaime is lightbringer who'll die killing the night king as he's the only person who will be able to remove the dragon glass shard in his heart which will require a magical golden hand that is engulfed in fire.

the blood stone emepor was azor ahai and the best candidate for azor ahai will be the person who causes the celestial event that causes the long night second time around. either daenerys unwittingly or euron knowingly deceiving her into blowing the hell horn and binding her to his will.

jon is the sword of the morning who will lead men through the long night.

young griff is the prince that was promised.

lightbringer is a person and their is no magical sword. just a magical fiery hand. arthur dayne duel wielding? the order of the fiery hand in the red religions insitution. jojen asked how will we know the end and he replies you'll know while staring at his hand engulfed in flame.

jaimes story is inspired by tyr from norse mythology and king arthur just without the king stuff.

>>85433465
I always found blanking and ignoring them for a time worked in them wanting to know "why?!? He doesn't like me?!?!", then we you do feel like you have the minerals to be charismatic you get their attention, fades as you get older that tactic though as you cba.

NEW GENERAL
>>85433550
>>85433550
>>85433550

>>85433507
Don't forget that Yara's sage advice to handle years of torture and humiliation is to either kill yourself or man up by acting like it didn't happen

>>85433061

>muh appropriate attire

It's not a corporate meeting, dude wears whatever he likes.

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>let's not attack king's landing with foreigners because that will be seen as an attack with a foreign horde
>let's attack casterly rock with foreigners

>>85433369
what >>85433406 said, that's not personality that's confidence, charisma, and charm. When I say personality I mean how well defined of a character you are, for example the average "I like anime and vidya" 4chan personality is not very well defined. A well defined personality goes beyond just what sort of media you like. Typically people with well defined personalities do like all forms of media, TV, Movies, Music, Video Games and Books. But they also have a vast array of other hobbies and interests outside of consuming media.

Having a good personality is good and girls like it but it's just not too important overall to them. Even if you do have an incredibly well defined personality, most women won't be into you without at least 2 of the first three essentials.

Wealth
A good face and/or body
Being tall

Everything else on top of that definitely helps but is not essential from what i can tell. This is of course all just in general, I'm sure there are some women that are the exception to this rule, just to give you poor ugly manlets a bit of hope.

>>85433393
Stop posting.

>>85433423
The people who think it was humiliation are projecting their own insecurities onto the scene. Sand Roody Poo just wanted to smang some siblings.

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>>85433108
>Sweet Girl

>>85432298
a) how many big fleets are sailing in those waters? Couldn't someone have scouted them before dusk? Isn't Euron "greatest shipscaptain badass of Westeros"?
b) magic lel. I guess they coulda made it some random ship but then it's boring and this is high fantasy fiction TV, get over yourself pls :)

>>85432298
>b) How did Euron find THEIR boat in particular, out of all the ships that were sailing?
Because he knew what ships were stolen and which one could be chosen as flagship, but I wonder did he also sinked second fleet?

>>85432812
>a fucking yeomen is made general of the queens armies

>>85433108
Seriously she needs to be raped in an episode to remind her she signed up for a grim dark series
>>85433127
Google it and you'll find it faggot
Don't even need 'on omegle'

>>85432901
Preston is a bitch

>>85433103
It's a TV show you dunce

>>85432924
As >>85432954 said, they can save more money this way.
A lore reason is that winter has actually come so it's natural than in a time where electric light doesn't exist everything is dark even in day time.