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why didn't lyanna, brandon, ned or benjen show any signs of being able to warg if it's a stark thing?

>>85427957
DAMN shitpee looks like THAT??

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first for best girl

I remember when this show was good and would actually surprise me.

>>85427962
no direwolves to warg into

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STANNIS IS DEAD

NIGHT KING WILL RAISE HIM AS HIS NEW GENERAL

>>85427962
They didn't have direwolves you mong

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>When you play the Game of Thrones you win or you die
>Well I guess we're about to have quite the Clash of Kings

>>85427978
BLUMPF

>>85427973
This. Remember all those good times you had?

Its all gone now, its all in the shitter.

How are they going to reveal Jon and Dany are brother and sister? They haven't set it up at all, they didn't even show Dany in the Tower of Joy flashback, or mentioned the lemon tree.

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>Post yfw no based anime adaptation

>>85427957

>Emilia_Clarke_S8.jpg

>>85427975
>>85427982
who says you need a direwolf?

>>85427941
This last episode was like The Red Wedding all over again. It's crazy that they killed off or captured all those characters.

>>85428006
this!! I want to see giant sweatdrops from arya and jamie trying to get pantyshots of cersei!

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Remember to read the leaks before discussing this season's episodes. So we can all be in the same page.

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I don't get it... Is he Chad waiting it out so he can bring home feminist pussy?

>>85428002
they wont he he

>>85427941
i want to fuck isaac in the ass.

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>>85428014
>Every warg we've seen has been strongly connected to one animal
>For Starks it has always been triggered through direwolves initially
>"who says you need a direwolf?"

>>85428014
the legends told by granny stark and ned say so

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>>85427973
It needs more Grey Worm in it desu

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>>85427988

>It will certainly be a Feast For Crows

>>85427971

i wish i could spend the hundreds of thousands of hours left in my life doing nothing but sucking on her titties

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Cutest couple desu

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>>85427988
>That was quite the Storm of Swords, your grace. What shall we do with the bodies?
>Leave them, they're a Feast for Crows now.

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>>85427978
>applying his dead

Though anything to see him again.

>>85428046

>who is varamyr sixskins

fucking showplebs I swear

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>No Victarion

>>85428036
he's gay, husband on the right

>>85428067

DORNED

>>85428036
He was really weird, his reactions were different from the rest of the cucks there. When euron was slaughtering everyone he was like
>hell yeah motherfucker!
When euron was charging like a madman he was like
>hahaha this is crazy
When Arya's memedog abandoned her he was like
>Yeah, I get it, really deep, good doggo
The only time he got upset was when Theon abandoned his sister, in which he respectfully disagreed with his action, and considered it beta.

He is a mystery, good catch anon.

>that noun has no gender in high valyrian

Can't wait for the "Dany's dragons aren't real dragons but shitty useless wyverns instead" reveal

>>85428002
Give it up, Preston.

>>85428014
Direwolves are kind of magical, they are somehow connected to the Starks (beyond their sigil, I mean), the wolves may have been sent by BR or something, and the current family of Starks were all separated and experienced a lot of unusual events, so to speak, that may have brought on the warging. It might just be that the warging is an accumulation of circumstances and it is telling that Bran and Rickon, who were closest to their wolves, are the better wargs while Sansa lost hers early and never did.

>>85428006
Eh, I'm usually wary of anime, lest it be Steins;Gate or something nice like that, but anime *would* work well with ASoIaF. Think of the castles you could draw, while the show is a fucking tease and we haven't seen panning shots of Winterfell or the Red keep since S1. Also you wouldn't have the problem of having too little extras anymore.
Just fucking draw a full army. I'm tired of the show pretending 12-24 extras is an "army".

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reminder that Theon and bad poosey are the only living /ourguys/ in the show and that Euron BTFO the YASSS QUEENS last epsiode was a one-off good deed that does not change any of that

>>85428053
man i can't wait for the next no dick sex with missandei scene. they sure came a long way! what a beatiful, realistic romance! best characters on the show, i watch just for them

>>85428079
isn't that a fucking wildling? Why would you even mention him when we are talking about Starks, like nigga you retarded?

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I love how easy Dany wins, how easy everything is solved, none of it a result of her intelligence

>Sold into practical sexual slavery to rapist warlord?
He loves her, as if a horselord whos killed/raped thousands would be sensitive enough for pure love to a virgin sold to him as property
>Brother using her?
Hes killed by rapist husband
>Assassins sent to kill her?
Selmy arrives at the same exact time
>2nd Sons conspire against her?
Daario kills his friends for honor of being her bodyguard
>She sells dragons but doesnt like the fatass she made the deal with?
DRACARYS
>Pyre because shes a Khals widow?
She walks out with dragons
>Closest advisor madly in love with her?
literally has him on leash, he gets greyscale when she banishes him, its ok because he still worships her she orders him to find a cure and come back to her,he finds a cure!
>Captured by Dothraki?
She BTFO 100 warlords by tipping a few lamps while waddling in slow motion smugly
I unironically expect them to have a scene where she squats down to shit and gold nuggets come out of her ass.
Spoiler
>Took Dragonstone empty
>Problems with Jon?
According to leaks Jon kneels before her in front of everyone like a bitch
>Her allies are BTFO?
she wins convincingly the moment she enters battlefield
Also, y is Jon bending the knee w/o consulting his people. What a fucking cuck POS. I hope the North stabs him in the back rallies with Sansa against this manlet,if I was a northman i'd beat the shit out of the traitorous bastard myself.cuck slave for women has broken every vow or oath he made,first he betrayed the NW for ygrittes ginger minge,then he betrayed Mance because muh NW, then betrayed the NW because muh wildlings, then betrayed stannis because muh NW, then betrayed the North just to get a whiff of Targ pussy. Fucking son of a whore who eloped with an emo harpplaying faggot like a dumb roastie, then didnt have the sense to use contraception.I hope Night King ends Jon and Dany and her Cuckshed Coalition

>>85428097
>Sansa lost hers early and never did.
um no shitlord, she controls animals all the time
like that time she made a dog bark

>>85428036
When will someone from this board go to a recording of this and shout memes randomly?

>>85428103
Euron is the villain in the books?

>>85428067
Trystane deserved better, fucking sand sneks are quipping murdering kinslayers

>>85428088
>sporting alpha sleeves-tucked shirt just to make it clear for the bitches he just got home from his work in M&A for Morgan Stanley/UBS, etc...
>gay
It would be very, very unlikely.

>>85428091
Yeah, it was enough to catch my eye. Really makes you wonder how the fuck he ended up in there.

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>americans meet up in pubs to watch Game of Thrones
Are americans always the pioneers of faggotry?

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>>85428090
JEWED

>>85428061
>sucking on her titties
>not wanting the bad pussy

>>85428154
She had to have been great on the casting couch because she was a horrible actress, even for this show.

>>85428036
thats just the chad way lad they do what they please when they please and answer to no one. He probably just went in there for a beer not expecting the nu-freaks but decided to stay simply because hes that Alpha

>>85428115
Yass Queen is the main character of GOT

>>85428115
>She sells dragons but doesnt like the fatass she made the deal with?
>DRACARYS
Yasss

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*ruins your show*

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Now D&D are not subtle, but what is the build up for all the recollection to the 1st season?

Is it just a build up for the "EPIC REUNION YOU GUYS"! or is it a build up for a tragic destiny for the Starks, just like in season 1?

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What's going to happen to him? You just know he's too based to live.

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>>85428213
NNOOOOOOOOO

>>85428236
Danny will kill him in hand to hand combat

>>85428115
desu jon is a realist and has no intention of sitting on the iron throne
all he wants to do is protect everyone from the night king. he has no shame, hes a fucking bastard, why not just bend the knee and get your needed dragon allies and dragon glass
seems like the most logical thing to do

>>85428236
Hopefully he kills Dany.

>>85428236
Dany will smother him between her thunder thighs

>>85428181
>mfw him grinning when Euron was slashing his way around the ship
I-is this how Chads bond? I felt like I was in the presence of something magical.

>>85428226
no starks die this season
jon doesn't reunite with his brothers this season

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>>85428085
Only decent scene this season -- Victarions.

>tfw you will never see Vic volcano arm in action

>>85428236

He'll get killed by a strong woman, you bunch of misogynistic bastards

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>>85428213
the jew fear the samurai, just you wait until the anima adaptation of asoiaf comes out and got gets BTFO

>>85428213
Why did they need to make the show so complex and retarded at same time? Was not S1 the best in retrospect, was it not closest to the books overall?

Besides where the fuck is their budget going. They don't have many extras, we don't get to see cities or even NW buildings anymore.

>>85428281
Why is Rickon pictured in front of a heart tree?

>>85428263
You sound like a fucking beta to me, stutter and all.

>>85428236
I think he'll be killed by either Cersei or Jaime, possibly out of jealousy by the latter.

>>85428053
you mean grey golem?

>>85428304
because he doesn't really do anything so the artist just gave him some random northern-ish background

>dude why didn't theon just die trying to save his sister while possibly getting her killed in the process too lmao

>>85428281
anime is inherently shit tier

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Who was in the wrong here?

>>85428304
He is a northern warlord leading a tribe of cannibals to fuck The Others up.

>>85428107
I love Grey Worms childhood stories and the in-pain-face he pulls when telling them in words a four year old would use.

>>85428281
would unironically watch. how do we make this happen?

>>85428304
he is clairvoyant like bran

>>85428281
rickon A CUTE

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How come there's no helmeted badasses in GOT? In fact all the armor looks like shit, just heaps of rags and fur.

>>85428275
I hate how in the show they use Shields as garments if at all.

>>85428375
This is technically true. He dreams of Eddard's death before it happens like Bran. Does that mean Rickon could have become the one-eyed raven as well?

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:(
why dont they ever explore cool shit with warging

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DRAGONS BTFO
1 confirmed dead and raised by the White Walkers. 1 confirmed killed by Qyburn's scorpion.

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>not one, not two, but FIVE stronk womyn get BTFO by a straight white male and their only chance of survival is by being saved by another white male, except he's dickless, basically a woman and decides to run away
>mfw this scene

>>85428415
Like if Bran wargs into Meera and masturbate, who feels the pleasure? My thoughts exactly

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>>85428115
>I hope Night King ends Jon and Dany and her Cuckshed Coalition
soon, my nigga

>>85428411
no, it was bran's destiny to become the one eyed raven. remember time is a flat circle, hodor's origin story showed that.

>>85428411
I never thought it was adequately explained why Rickon ended up with both greensight and what seem to be pretty good warging abilities but these things are so ignored by everyone (at least, BR, the children and the Reeds).

>>85428415
A lot of normies don't like him, which is a shame. His character suffered the most out of all of them.

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>>85427941

>>85428411
>before it happens
pretty sure it was just before they heard news of it

>>85428455
one eye raven means jack shit in tv

>>85428459
>but these things are so ignored by everyone (at least, BR, the children and the Reeds).
TOO YOUNG

First episode - 5/5

Second episode - 3/5

It was shit.

>>85428433
>Not jerking until being fully erect
>Then warging into Meera and fuck himself
>Not having himself and his Meera self reach climax at the same time

Step it up.

>>85428130
Hum, he killed three brothers, raped two we know of, raped a brother's wife who then went on to beat her to death, cuts the tongues of his crew out, feeds prisoners just enough to live (including cannibalising their own), cuts the legs off captuves and hangs them from chains, force feeds hallucinations to his captive brother, sacrifices thousands of people to lure giant squids to his boats, ties the pregnant gf of his child to his ship as he cuts her tongue out..

Dunno, you tell me.

>>85428494
Which means he'd be even easier to manipulate and train.

>>85428459
GRRM literally created too many Starks that one of them had to be irrelevant. Fucking fertile fish-women
>>85428471
The night before the news comes, they dream of Eddard down in the crypts. I don't think it's specified whether he's dead at that point or not, but it would make sense.

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>>85428495
>First episode - 5/5
I know we had a white walker scene but c'mon lad

>>85428495
5/5

I like episodes that advance the plot. Could do without the missandei greyform romance though

>>85428281
I would watch this.
I don't even watch anime unless Avatar counted back in the day. But I would give this one hell of a chance.

>>85428514
>easier to train an uncontrollable toddler

>>85428304
you gotta be over 25 to know it anon...

>>85428495
I think you got that backwards mate

>>85428331
I'm fine with Theon abandoning ship but what annoys me is that he clearly has a falsh-back and gets triggered about the cock-less thing. He becomes Reek again.

I thought he had overcome that.

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>>85428346

>>85428515
Even with ravens I doubt news travels to bumfuck-nowhere Winterfell that quickly
it's not like KL would be sending ravens to them straight away anyway

>>85428534
Everyone else trains their uncontrollable toddlers, it's called parenting. All he needed was a little structure in his life, everyone just ignored him and abandoned him so it make sense he end up wild.

>>85428358
>When I was boy, they cut off benis. I am said always about this.
>Sad, not said.
>Yes this. Sad.

>>85428093
How do you have a problem with that? It's completely realistic, even our language has gender neutral pronouns

>>85428544
Mate you think you can just overcome months of torture just because you joined up with your sister?
You do know that ptsd is a real thing right? Not just an overused tumblr meme

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>>85428545
why didn't he kill her? i understand keeping the snek as a gift to cersei, but why not kill your only rival?

>>85428545
ob nur...

>>85428560
Yeah, and by the time the Reeds were there he had no father figure and no mother so it's not like they could just start controlling him

>>85428578
Wow, he almost got hit by that Level 3 Fireball spell!

>>85428564
he should be called Grey Worm-less amirite?

>>85428575
Not to mention the fact that what triggers it is that he sees people having their teeth pulled and bodies mutilated, basically the kind of shit Ramsey did to him. He knows if he's caught the same thing will happen again, since Yara is the one who's important now.

>>85428578
>just casually dodges a speeding fireball as he's parrying
OUR BOY OUR BOY OUR BOY

>>85428576
He might want to keep her as a hostage, maybe, as a negotiating tactic, she might still have supporters.

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>>85428578
>fighting the guy wielding a bearded axe with a fucking sword
It's like she wanted to be disarmed.

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Would you sell slaves and risk exile to keep your Hightower wife satisfied?

>>85428576
>>85428576
not making your usurper niece a salt-wife, why even live?

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>>85428465
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiHtCzLFymM

O U R G U Y

What was the fucking point of that scene with the wolf? What did she mean by "it's not you"?

>>85428634
As long as I meet my one true love in a bitchy Targ who will never love me back once I'm exiled, sure

>>85428512
i'm on the fence about it...

>>85428648
the point is the goblin is in denial, and they want some retards to wonder if it really is nymeria

>>85428596
He did sometimes listen to Bran and anyway, he was a fucking toddler, it's not like he was a lost cause by any means. Yeah they might have to spend some time with him to improve his behavior, but it seems like it'd be worth it to have another greenseer/warg. A lot of young children can be wild and still end up perfectly normal adults with proper parenting and its not like they the Reeds were doing anything in the cave anyway.

>>85428053
He is so fucking boring.

>>85428678
nah bro let's give him to Osha so she can sell him to Mance or get killed on the way or something

>>85428648
>you have changed too much Arya, you cannot go back to your home
or
>you have changed too much my wolf, I don't recognize you anymore

>>85428648
Just a reminder.
She'll come into play at some point

>>85428678
well time is of the essence I guess and they don't really care about waiting several years for another one?

>>85428091
>>85428149
You need to stop posting, lad.

>>85428640
I love this video

>>85428648
she still thinks she's Arya Stark when in reality she's a face wearing super assassin now

That Preston review was pretty weak. It seems like he can't muster the enthusiasm to care anymore and I don't blame him.

>>85428512
So Yaya is Damphair and she's fucked.

>>85428096
>that arbitrary limb distinction existing in any work of fiction but Dungeons and Virgins

new director for this ep?

it felt all over the place

>>85428756
>Yaya

>>85428100
Did you forget about that fucking awful air shot of Winterfell from the season premier?

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>watching GOT
>it's a Tyrion x Shae scene

>>85428572
>daenerys, a princess who speaks high valyrian, doesn't know the word for princess.
Great writing, best show!

The rat squealed as he bit into it, squirming wildly in his hands, frantic to escape. The belly was the softest part. He tore at the sweet meat, the warm blood running over his lips. It was so good that it brought tears to his eyes. His belly rumbled and he swallowed. By the third bite the rat had ceased to struggle, and he was feeling almost content.

>>85428100
>>85428006
It'd have to be a very simple animated series though. More TLA less Yu Gi Oh

dany has no redeeming qualities except her looks.

I hope jon schools her on how to rule. You can tell how tyron and the eunuch and everyone else is always walking on egg shells near her.
Mad fucking queen.

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>>85428640
beautiful.

>>85428731
everything about it is perfection

>>85428576
Being a kinslayer is a horrible crime in westeroas, the queen would make Ser Bobby rape him to death.

>>85428791
Sucks they killed Ke$ha, she was the only good actress among the Sand Snacks and she basically did nothing.

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>>85428640
the hero we need but don't deserve

>>85428814
>Being a kinslayer is a horrible crime in westeroas
Aside from the fact that Cersei does that shit a lot, Euron killed Balon already.

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>>85428765
GOT """"""""dragons"""""""" are just dumb lizards anyway.

Real dragons are intelligent and can speak.

>>85428814
But Euron clearly doesn't give a shit about that.

>>85428067
I felt bad for Trystane, what the fuck. Dude's dad gets murdered, his cute fiance gets murdered, and he thinks he has a chance to defend himself only to get gruesomely killed.

I'm not sure why anyone likes the Snakes, even for their tits. Just awful stuff.

>>85428814
he already said to her face he killed his brother though

>>85428839
Allegedly.

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>>85428786
>it's a Tyrion x Tywin scene

>>85428814

Yeah remember that one time when the sneks kinslayed Doran and everyone was so mad that the sneks bacame rulers of Dorne?

>>85428843
Wrong, they're wyverns.

>>85428149
>lol he's a handsome fit guy no way he can be gay
lol

>>85428801
anime also saves budget like tv shows do. The difference is, anime would actually show us war, and not
>tyrion gets hit with a hammer before the battle begins
>wakes up after its over
As they save budget precisely for the battle scenes, while tv shows save budget for paying overpaid actors and cgi.

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>>85428640
>Euron: "Aaah, cuck."
kek

>>85428857
What made it worse is that they seem like Trystane and the snakes got along before.

Also nearly everyone hated them.

i haven't posted in the old threads, so i don't knowif someone already answered, but why haven't we seen Jon and Sansa meeting their brother yet.
We see him right outside the gate of the wall in the 1st episode and he hasn't reached castle black yet?!
Did they fuck up story telling wise, showing us the scene too early?

>>85428805
I'm dead Dany tries to press Varys like he isnt THE dude to fuck her up when she least expects it

Then she takes advice from a pissed off old woman with nothing to lose, lol

Varys & Tyrion are going to back Jon, guranteed.

>>85428640
fucking based

>>85428899
That was S1, before the ratings went through the roof and HBO allocated more budget. Even though the plot has gone down the shitter, the war scenes have been progressively getting bigger.

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>>85428870
>it's a Jaime x Cersei scene

>>85428648
D&D
>Arya seems to be bonding with her long-lost direwolf
>stops and seems to go all autistic all of a sudden
>"No."
>"It's not you."
>wolves just fuck off
>Nymeria just slinks away
There, perfectly evoked that scene from Season 1 with Arya sitting on the stairs with Ned, nailed it.
Everyone will know exactly what we're talking about.

Random shitposter putting two minutes of thought into it
>Arya's trying to convince her direwolf to come with her
>"No, that's not you, is it...?"
>camera starts pulling back
>"Just following... leaving your friends behind..."
>camera is pulled out enough to see the wolf pack
>"It's not you."
>maybe a tiny bit of emphasis on the word "you," assuming Maise can act; I can't tell
>if not, fuck it, center the camera on the direwolf as it straightens up and leaves
>now pull out the big guns, Maise, we're going to need you to come up with a face that conveys some sense of understanding and acceptance instead of just more "cold girl with puffy face stumbles through woods looking around gormlessly"
There. HBO. Fucking hire me.

Alright, fellow fa/got/ts, I'm "just" after ep 2 and just a few things:
>dickless nigga gets pussy
Mu suspension of disbelief is shattered.
>cockless nigga jumps ship
I mean, sure, he didn't have to brake the conditioning, but the scene was a fucking mess. He was fighting several guys at once just a moment ago and BAM he goes to cry afloat.
Not to mention everything else about the whole "on sea" plot.
>sapphic shagging
Comes up from nothing and leads to nothing. Pointless.
>EURO out of fucking nowhere
Seriously? I bet it's the "less episodes so everyone needs to have a thing happening in it!" crap in full motion.
>EURO facing off two sandwiches and winning, even tho he was hit a few times
Where's the poison?!
>attacking KL is bad, besieging it is good
>muh gorillions will die
How come? Just use them dragons to strike the Red Keep or whatever and see where it takes you, no need to level the whole damn city or starving everyone in it to death, innit.
>Dany accepts Various, John doesn't accept CIA
It's going to bite him in the ass, right?
That's all for now. Cheers.

>>85428640
THIS is the scene you guys won't stop memeing about? Its so fucking poorly lit.

>>85428922
is this bait?

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>>85428937
>i's a Jaime x Brienne scene

>>85428941
>>"No, that's not you, is it...?"
This literally never happened.

where can I watch ep 2? I missed the airing

and I can't watch it on HBOGO anymore because of some incompatibility thing

>>85428843

Grigori was a bro.

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INCOMING FOREIGN INVASION

>>85428964
nah, i'm serious
why, what did i miss?

my.mixtape.moe/vygozv.webm

>>85428958
Oh, they're fighting at night time.
>>85428969
Fuck off.

>>85428984
Ellaria is the most disgusting character on this show.

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>>85428965
>it's a Varys x Littlefinger scene

>we won't attack king's landing, it'll kill too many civilians!
>instead we'll siege the city and deny them any food, leading to the same result with lots more suffering
que

>>85428953

There's no shame in losing to Stannis. He's an unmatched tactical genius except for maybe Randyll Tarly and Tywin. He was the Master of Ships after all.

>>85428988
sorry, it just read like you thought winterfell and castle black were the same place
now i realise you might've been talking about ravens and shit so idk, you might be right

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>>85428937
>it's a Jaime x Tyrion scene

>>85428989
>forced to see some side character's tatas
>no nullo mound to make up for it
At least the scene would've been interesting

>>85428997
There have been night fights before and you could still tell what the fuck was going on. This one has some really, really bad lighting, but I've already dropped the show so I can't really complain.

>>85428814
>kinslaying is bad

What is Jaime.

What is Sand Snakes.

What is literally every fucking body.

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>>85429013
>You will never have your ships destroyed by Stannis

Why live?

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>>85428966
>here's how they wrote it
>here's how they could've written it

>but the second one never happened

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>>85429004
>it's a Dickon x Rickon scene

>>85428275
wait didn't victarion wear no armor because armor sinks in water?

>>85428997
no you fuck off you fucking useless faggot

WHERE CAN I WATCH EPISODE TWO

>>85429002
She really is.

>>85428966
None of it happened.
At this point it's all D&D fanfiction that could and should have been written differently.

>>85429056
He wears armour because he don't afraid of water

>>85429038
>What is Jaime.
That was only on the show and it was completely out of character for him.

>>85429038
>What is Jaime.
>What is Sand Snakes.
Ass tier Dabid-writing.

>>85429056
No, he doesn't fear drowning and wears full plate body armor all the time because his autistic.

>>85429019
fuck, yes i wrote castle black instead of winterfell. I realize it's a long way from one to the other, but we see jon receiving three messages from way south, but no notification that his brother is still alive.

>>85429064
Find it yourself, you ugly cunt.

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>...Ned would be proud of all of them.

Ned would be ashamed and disgusted of his dumbass kids(especially Rob) and his dumbass wife. Ned was explicit in his support of Stannis and his claim to throne and Rob goes off and makes an unsubstantiated claim to the throne like a greedy fuck and his Cat ends up supporting that traitorous fag Renly. Between Stannis and his forces and all the Northern houses they could have easily destroyed the Lannisters but nope had to chimp out.

Starks are shit. Ned was the only good one.

>>85428236
Wasn't he just a plot device to deliever a magic horn so Danenerys could control her retarded dragons(since they can only be controled with magic) in books?

>>85429109
Why would I do that when I can ask here and maybe get an answer from someone who's kinder than a stupid sack of shit like you?

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He's gradually getting away, Euron.

Ah, let him go. I have the feeling we'll meet again, each and every week. Always in more sexy and exciting ways.

>>85429038
Who did jaime kinslay in the show again?

>>85429116
Stannis was a numale so Ned is the loser

>>85429077
It was a Lannisport fuckin shit
Those guys barely qualify as human, let alone a proper Lannister

>>85429116
>Cat
>supporting renly
what

>>85429142
SHOWFAGS

FUCK

OFF

>>85429116
>and his Cat ends up supporting that traitorous fag Renly
This isn't at all what happened are you retarded

Also Stannis refused to ally with Rob, not the other way round

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>>85429116

>>85429136
Says the drooling mongoloid who can't get a torrent or a stream like the rest of the retards here. Fuck off.

So was meera wiping brans ass? No wonder she leaves him

>>85428946
>Where's the poison?!
This is the only part I will grant you with an actual reply, you retarded mong.
Poison is a liquid, and liquids dry. If you want to use a poisoned weapon, then you have to apply poison to it before using the weapon. Poison doesn't last forever, fuck, it doesn't even last a day. The bitches were ambushed, so no poison was applied.

>>85428888
Quints don't lie that man is as straight as a round about.

>>85427978
That's horrific

>>85429168

Stannis only refused because Rob wanted to be king in the norf

>>85429142
his kin. You dumb tourist

>>85429163
>thread for a tv show on a board for television and film
>bookfag spergs out

kek

dumb bedwetter

>>85429172
I'm going to tell you brainlet for the last time

YOU fuck off

I'm pretty sure I'm smarter than you btw so eat my shorts you dumby

>>85429131

No, he's arguably the second biggest antagonist in the entire series next to The Others. One big strength he has going for him is that no one has any idea what the fuck he's up to and what exactly he has up his sleeve. We know he has warlocks, a set of Valryian steel armor and a horn that can potentially enslave dragons. He's a dangerous psychopath with seemingly no other plan than destroy everything and everyone.

>>85429231
reddit

>>85429231
Are showfags literally this retarded? The kinslaying only happened in the show, and this fucking showfag doesn't remember.

Braindead retard.

>>85429231
I mean, if you watched the show you would know

>>85429203
Robb wanted to support Stannis but then his retarded bannermen crown him. Cat even notes his stubbornness about being anti-Renly is like what his father though

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>>85429116
Ned was a moron who got himself killed after he had the genius idea of revealing his plans to Cersei. And Ned probably would have stopped supporting Stannis had he known that Stannis used magic to kill Renly before their battle and, in the show at least, burned his kin (through marriage) as sacrifices.

Also Bran, Rickon and to a lesser extent Arya did nothing wrong so Ned should have no beef with them.

>>85429168

Rob was asking for more than he was entitled to. He was being a spoiled little shit and his father would be ashamed of him.

>>85429234
Then why can't you download a torrent like a normal person instead of embarrassing yourself? What a gross cunt.

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>>85429234
>I'm pretty sure I'm smarter than you
And yet you can't fucking google a DDL or a torrent for the most pirated show ever.

Daenerys: Thank you for traveling so far, my lord. I hope the seas weren’t too rough.

Jon: The winds were kind, Your Grace. (…)
D: So I assume, my lord, you’re here to bend the knee.

J: I am not.

D: Well, that is unfortunate. You’ve traveled all this way to break faith with House Targaryen?

J: Break faith? Your father burned my grandfather alive. He burned my uncle alive. He would have burned the Seven Kingdoms–

D: My father was an evil man. On behalf of House Targaryen, I ask your forgiveness for the crimes he committed against your family. And I ask you not to judge a daughter for the sins of her father. (…) I am the last Targaryen, Jon Snow. Honor the pledge your ancestor made to mine. Bend the knee and I will name you Warden of the North. (…)

J: You’re right. You’re not guilty of your father’s crimes. And I’m not beholden to my ancestor’s vows. (…)

>>85429272

Bran is literally fucking with time and space with his crazy magic powers. I don't think Ned would approve of that.

>>85429272
>mufasa
Jesus fucking Christ, really?

>>85429272
>Ned is watching Jon fuck Ygritte
uhh

>>85429273
>asking for more than he was entitled to
how?

>>85429259
>>85429261
>>85429263
Reminder that this board is /tv/ and as such this is a place to discuss the TV show, not whine about the books. Whining about books makes you a bed-wetter.

Examples of bed-wetting behaviour -


Genuinely believing Stannis is still alive (delusional beyond belief)
Mentioning "Darkstar" (whatever that is)
Trying to cast or droning on about characters that will obviously not even appear in the show
Referring to the White Walkers as "Others"
Crying about some goofy zombie Cat Stark story being removed
Calling the Three Eyed Raven "Bloodraven" like a complete oaf
Saying "Dabid"
Not realising that saying "frogfu" is as beta as it gets
Whining about 104 year old Barristan Selmy being outnumbered and killed
Bringing up Reddit in any context
Using terms like "bookfag", "showpleb", "normies" or any cringeworthy variant


Please stick to discussing all the good and bad aspects of the TV show only. No bed-wetting.

If any of this post upsets you please do not whine like a child, kindly piss off to /lit/ and try not to weep when you get bullied.

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Friendly reminder that this traitorous cunt literally ruined everything and that if swallowed his pride(instead of a cock) he and Stannis could have teamed up and won King's Landing.

>>85429275
>>85429276
>he figures shit out for himself when he can get other people to do it for him

top percentiler here, you lowly faggots get by on self sufficiency but when you're as smart as I am you can get other people to do all your work for you. I'll just go ask on reddit for a link to a torrent and continue being mustard race in terms of intellect, your brainlets can continue to grovel over my shitposts like the worthless brainless shits you are.

>>85429317
>this fucking mad because everyone is talking about the show but this showfag can't remember shit so it's everyone's fault for not spoonfeeding him

woah

this is the power of showfags...

>>85429317
great (you) farmer

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>>85429317
You are fucking stupid, at not point was I even talking about the books.
Also you reek of reddit. Please leave.

>>85429317
Sounds like you're projecting something fierce with the bed wetting thing, lad. Go deal with this shit in therapy.

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>>85429325
>ask my older brother what to do if we were in got and he dies
>"I expect you to fight to the death for me"

Based bro

>>85429334
OK bye

>DABID
>DABIIIID
>DABID VISERION RIDER
>MOUNTING THE DRAGON DABID NIGHT KING

>promise me, ned.
>Promise me you'll kill this goddamn rape baby

haha preston you old hound

>>85429338
it's pasta

>>85429348
nah I mean I'm staying to shitpost you brainlet, don't see why you'd think I'd LEAVE

OH WAIT IT'S BECAUSE YOUR LOGICAL PROCESSING SKILLS ARE INFERIOR TO MINE

HA
HA
HA

>>85429273
>team up with all the power of Riverrun and Winterfell
>get to rule 6 whole kingdoms
Stannis was being an unreasonable cunt, Cressen said as much

Guys Sam still have the valyrian sword of his father, who hasn't even mentioned it nad isn't searching for it

>>85429325
From a practical standpoint Stannis should have swallowed his own pride and been Renly's hand. It would solve the practical purpose of Renly being the attractive, well liked figurehead while other, smarter people actually ran the kingdom like Stannis and the Tyrells.

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WHEN IS STONEHEART

>>85429198
Are you telling me they were NOT prepared for such an occasion like unexpected attack? The same ladies that got poison ready for Bronn did not have it ready whilst traversing dangerous waters near their enemy's territory in times of war? Sloppy.

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>>85428640
I love unfiltered autistm, roam free my lads.

>>85429272
Sansa got him killed and Cat was the biggest wrongun to grace Planetos. She didn't even send his message on to man moat cailin

>>85429364
Enjoy not watching the show, fag.

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>>85429334
>not being on BTN
>hurr hurr I am so smart
>hurr I was just pretending to be retarded
You sound super mad. Why are you so mad?

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>>85429390
stonheart doesn't matter and neither does young griff

>>85429389
this desu

I wish this show provided the information about how much time passes and how much distance there are between areas. It feels like characters are just teleporting between areas in between scenes.

>>85429325
He fucked Stannis over pretty badly, but the bulk of Renly's force came from house Tyrell who wanted nothing less than a crown. If Renly supported Stannis's claim, it's likely they'd just have a more direct path towards the Lannisters.

When will they strip Dany of all support and leave her on her own? That cunt is annoying and useless. That bitch needs some character development tough love in the gutters.

>>85429384
shhhh

Turn your brain off

>>85429402
you saw them right before they were attacking, saying
>mommah
>mommah mommah
Like a bunch of retards instead of being prepared for war. They honestly deserved it.

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>>85429364
I don't know you but I got a full scholarship atm and a Master's Degree. Somehow I doubt you are smarter than me.

>>85428085
>won't see based vic REEEEING at monkeys
>won't see him go full blackhand

why live

>>85429419
Where patchface at, yo where dat golden company

lol remember when Robb and Talisa got married in the wrong religion?

>>85429438
>Master's degree
>Intelligent

>>85429390
any episode now

>>85429389
Yeah, but early Stannis is a legalist autist. He needed his arc for conclusions like that.

>>85429390

D+D have cut 75% of the subplots because of budget and lack of interest. Victarion, Stoneheart and Aegon are just a few of the casualties.

>>85429424
It used to be that every season was around a year, more or less. That stopped when it immediately jumped to Tywin's funeral and then after that it's been ambiguous, but I'm guessing several months for most seasons? I think what is worse is that a lot of characters seem to be working within different time frames from each other.

>>85429459
Yeah, it was pretty funny. S2 was full of dumb lore goofs like that.
>Karstark invoking Father
>"He must pay the iron price"

>>85429414
don't you doubt me you fucking lowly disgusting INTELLECTUAL PLEBEIAN

>>85429418
because some BRAINLET has the audacity to call me dumb

I'm just putting you in your rightful place.

>>85429438
yo but for real are you seriously using a full scholarship and a masters as a fucking benchmark for intellect or something

like seriously nigga lmao

>>85429475
but at least we got greyworm romance

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>>85429467
>shit posting
>not able to use google
>not on BTN
>on reddit tho
>intelligent

>>85429389

Renly's logic is fucking stupid. He deserves to be king because he's more likable? Fuck that. A lot of people thought Bob B. was a drunken idiot but he was still a decent king. Renly let his pride and his jealousy of his brother get to him. He thought because Stannis was such a meanie head he shouldn't to be king, despite the fact that Stannis safeguarded and protected Renly all of his life. Renly was an ungrateful cunt.

>>85429495
Oh

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>>85429475
>D+D have cut 75% of the subplots because of budget and lack of interest. Victarion, Stoneheart and Aegon are just a few of the casualties.

>>85429507
Just what the fans wanted, 5 minutes of eunuch sex

my beloved House Dayne died for this

>>85429495
>yo but for real are you seriously using a full scholarship and a masters as a fucking benchmark for intellect or something
Nah, I see people around me who don't deserve any of that, so no. But it's still a better benchmark than some idiot an a Bulgarian Origami board who can't google claiming to be smart.

>>85429459
Robb was raised with both religions and maybe Talisa followed the faith of the seven? I don't remember her shitty character too much.

>>85428027
>littlefinger is gonna die
>dany will survive
shit series

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we based billy now

>>85429494
I was thrilled when they ADR'd Greatjon's line "The King of the North!" from season 1 into season 2, I wish they had done it every single episode.

>>85428085
>>85429447

It's pretty obvious in the books Euron is manipulating Victarion the entire time. He's a great warrior, but at the end of the day he's being played like a damn fiddle by his brother.

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blablabla intelligent blablabla master's degree

fuck off faggots, stop with this autism and stay on subject, no one fucking cares

>>85428958
The whole episode was dark as fuck. Could hardly see a goddamn thing half the time.

danny needs some tough love. shes turning into a mad queen

>>85429475
Except two of those were terrible characters and the third had all their good bits absorbed into another character

>>85429515
>Bob B... was still a decent king
Are you drunk? He left the kingdom indebted to the Lannisters and eventually the Tyrells. The real mystery is how John Arrin allowed all of this shit.

>>85429551
Don't worry Jorah is coming to unconditionally worship her every move

>>85429364
>Hot Pie returns
>Arya reunites with Nymeria (her direwolf), they go their seperate ways immediately after
>Euron kills two of the sand sneks, takes Ellaria and the other one captive, also captures Yara, Theon is BTFO and bails
>Dany summons Jon for a chat and he's on his way
>Samwell tries to cure Jorah's Greyscale
>Qyburn has a plan to stop dragons with large crossbows

If you're too dumb to find the ep I shall have to simply tell you.

>>85429537
Glad to see him but showing up this late in the game can't be a good sign

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HOURLY REMINDER: There is no logical reason why Dany didn't just send her dragons to bomb king's landing into the stone ages and win the war.

>>85429519
Except that's literally how dumb medicine was in the real mediaeval world

>>85428640
>Music pauses when he encounters Theon
>Picks up right where it left off after he jumps

Fucking lol

>>85429436
Well, I imagined it would be like, having a poison vial on the belt or whatever and just sprinkling the blade mere seconds before being used.
Ah well.

>>85429534
Volantis definitely doesn't keep to the Seven and Robb's men were hardcore Northmen who said shit like EVEN THEIR GODS ARE WRONG when talking about southern folk. They were married before a maester because it was the easiest way to depict a wedding ceremony.

>>85429550
That seemed like a regular thing in the last few years, the lighting has gone down the tubes. If its up north, everything has a blue filter. If its at night, just underlight everything, who cares?

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>>85429350
Kek. There are Ice Dragons that are fookin UGE up north but no it has to be the smallest of stonk Danys...

>>85429558
And yet he was better than the Mad King, Joffrey, Tommen, Cersei and likely Daenerys.

>>85429545
Find it yourself faggot.

>>85429534
>Robb was raised with both religions
[citation needed]

>>85429345
fucking cuck

>>85429570
They literally discuss this in the show

>>85429594
Hell of a low bar to clear

>>85429551
Varys and Tyrion are going to slide under her and she'll crumble because they're the only diplomatic competence she has. Olenna may be on her side but she is suicidal as fuck and dosent care what happens as long as the Lannisters die.

>>85429561
maybe getting some rocky butt cheek decease would help her grow a backbone

>>85429515
It goes beyond that actually.

Renly was very well liked, had powerful allies and a fertile young wife. Stannis was nearly universally hated (admittedly for reasons that were never really made clear in the books), had ties to a feared foreign religion, was rumored to be controlled by a witch, had an infertile wife and only one fucked up girl who might still be infected with the plague. There are a lot of reasons why Stannis wouldn't have a lot of popular support and why it would be very practical for Renly to become king and not Stannis.

Also a lot of people liked Robert, and it was how well liked he was and the alliances that he helped make that kept his power. There was a part in the book that said he could even make friends of enemies or something.

>>85429604
It's only very subtley hinted at, but apparently Robb's mum was like from the Riverlands or something

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>>85429570
But don't worry, I'm sure sieges will lead to bloodless victories.

>>85427941

>hires Brit characters while they are young
>everyone ages like shit

kek

>>85429623
Didn't Stannis want to outlaw brothels or some shit?

>>85429610
>They literally discuss this in the show

They literally don't give a good reason.

>>85429604
His mom is Southron, his dad is Northern. Sansa prays in the sept and knows prayers in the books, it's not unreasonable to think Robb would too.

>>85429558
>15 years of rule
>1 minor rebellion beaten down with ease

>>85429610
>we don't burn down the city, i don't want to be queen of the ashes
>we besiege the city and starve them, because i want to be queen of the dried out skelletons

I wonder what the next edition will be

I hope it's about Arya

>>85429642
>Didn't Stannis want to outlaw brothels or some shit?

No he was bluffing.

>>85429623
>admittedly for reasons that were never really made clear in the books
He was just uncharismatic and by-the-book, people didnt hate him but they didnt like him either. He's Ned but infinitely more pragmatic.

>>85429533
Well I mean that entirely depends on your GPA and what you got your degree in. I'd say that an unbackable claim on a siamese pattern weaving forum is worth more than a fucking masters in most cases LMAO

>>85429629
>Catelyn Tully
>Subtly hinted
u wot

NEW BREAD
>>85429671
>>85429671
>>85429671
>>85429671
>>85429671

>>85429558

John Arrin wasn't aware of what was going on until it was too late. Also, friendly reminder that Littlefinger was responsible for all this shit.

>manipulated Lysa into poisoning John Arrin
>fucked around as the Master of Coin and embezzled/pissed away most of the kingdom's money
>betrayed Ned and got him killed
>enacted the plan to kill Joffrey
>killed Lysa

LF is the ultimate puppet master. Everyone is playing checkers while he's playing chess.

And he's probably going to get killed off in the stupidest way possible in the show. Fuck D and D.

>>85429629
How beta are you? If you marry a woman from another religion your children will be raised in your faith and we have 0 clues from the book that something else happened here. The only thing I grant is that Robb never ridicules the faith of the seven.

>>85429655
>The common people will simply sit there and starve to death before some of them revolt against Cersei
Come on guys, do you have to be spoonfed

>>85429594
The mad king was mad, so were Joffrey and Cersei. Tommen is like 4, Daenerys is yet to be seen. Bobby B left the kingdom in hands of idiots like littlepenis and Varys while whoring and drinking. I wouldn't elect any of these people as my king tbqh, I wonder why they keep reelecting them.