/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General:

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>>85423055
1st for jumping man

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david lunch lol

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Last for Leo

Got you OP

https://pastebin.com/4zF1PBay

MISS, THE LOOK ON HER FACE WHEN IT WAS OPENED

THERE WAS A STILLNESS

Is this the best line in the series?

>>85423075

F R E N L O

>>85423091
what a babby those tarantulas wouldn't have killed him.

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>>85423157

>>85423131

ITS HIM

ITS YOUR FATHER

man that whole car scene is kino as fuck

HE'S DEAD

WRAPPED IN CAR

>>85423131
No, it was AHHHHH AHHHH AHHHHH AH AHHH AHHHHHH

>>85423201
REEEEE HE WAS SUPPOSED TO GO SCOOBY DIVING

>>85423131
There's so many wonderful, esoteric lines throughout the entirety of the TP nexus that it's quite impossible to say.

THE THREAD WILL BE TORN MR. PALMER

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Shelly still best girl.
Only numales that have been cucked by Chad disagree.

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Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. (Pic is evil Cooper)
Listen https://youtu.be/pXth84G7dkM

>>85423313
Shelly's going to get killed by Red at some point.

>>85423313
This.
My wife and her son love watching the show with me, and Shelly is their favorite character

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>>85423313
Why she gotta be so thirsty tho? Such a turn off.

>>85423313
Best girl is Rhonda, friend.

>>85423055
Reported for brap posting

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>>85423301
DAD
WHO WAS THAT MAN

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>>85423055
Imagine Belushi is your balls.

>>85423313
Ya did it man.
sit back and watch the (You)s wash over you

>>85423313
is it just me or does her face look way more man-like now?

>>85423313
I liked Shelly right up until she cucked based Bobby. Fuck her, Bobby doesn't deserve these 2 whores in his life.

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>>85423380

in honor of the screaming lady what scene has lynched you the most? for me it when coop was shot and the waiter kept talking to him and stuff. got me going, man.

>>85423380
If you can please experience this film in a theater whose owners aren't pussies about their sound systems

>>85423419
Aging is a M O T H E R F U C K E R

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>tfw

>>85423429
>It Is Happening Again
Unironically one of the best scenes in television

>>85423483
>marrying a woman who was cheating her husband for you

Sorry Bobby, you did it to yourself.

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>>85423429
All the lingering thumbs ups really fried my cabbages

>>85423483
Is Bobby the most pure character now? Dougie doesn't count.

>>85423075
When the fuck will this guy show up?

>>85423313
She's not just a slut, she's a slut for a drug dealer. She's gonna end up dead or something.

>>85423618
I have a feeling that the last episode or so will take place in the Lodge(s) and will basically be a stream of consciousness "battle" between the two sides kind of evoking the convenience store scene in FWWM and such.

>>85423618
Part 13

>>85423424
She and Bobby are separated. She can date her new badass magic bf all she wants.

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*blocks your path*

>>85423659
She's always been a slut for a drug dealer.
Leo was a drug dealer
Bobby was a drug dealer
Red is a drug dealer
That's her type.

>>85423705
THAT kid

>>85423483
Bobby reminds me of my dad except without the drinking problem.

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>>85423705
hey kid, wanna /ss/

>>85423705
What was his problem?

>>85423726
did your mom make out with other dudes in front of him outside busy diners?

>>85423131
in context of the whole amazing scene yes, i don't know what the "stillness" could possibly refer to but it's fucking terrifying

>>85423798
>stillness
It means when she was deeaduh, wrapped in plastiic

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WE'RE LATE
WE'VE GOT MILES TO GO
PLEASE
WE HAVE TO GET HOME
SHE'S SICK

>>85423906

AAAAAAAH

AAAAAAAH

AAAAAAAH

AAAAAAAH

AAAAAAAH

AAAAAAAH

>>85423679
But in the middle of a super serious family sitdown?

What exactly is Mike's endgame? Why is he guiding cooper?

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Will they or won't they?

>>85423483
I love characters like Bobby, where their older self wishes it could go back in time and beat the shit out of their younger self.

>>85423970
Mr C had over 25 years of garmonbozia for himself.
Mike wants some.

>>85423877
that doesn't make any sense at all (and remember it's a "stillness like the formica tabletop", and fuck if i know what the deal with the formica table is)

he's clearly shouting about something unspeakable BOB did to Teresa Banks, who was MIKE's by right (the ring), AFTER her death, but it's vague, probably incomprehensible, and terrifying

amazing kynografi

>>85423970
Mike has always been a force of good relative to Bob's evil

>>85423397
Does anyone have the original copy of this picture

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>>85423397
I'm still not entirely sold on Belushi. I like the Mitchums, I really do, but JB feels a little bit like he's trying too hard to be Lynchian.

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>>85423313
i want to ______ Shelly for being ______

>>85423983
Why would he? His younger self was based.

>>85423187
Why this guy look like he doin the supervillain shuffle?

>>85423974
He has a better chance with that thirsty GILF that was kissing him earlier.

>>85424063
He killed a man for baby laxative.

>>85424048
beat for being an awful wife and mother

>>85423330
fuck you

>>85423131
when was this, i don't remember?

>>85424040
You don't know what you're talking about.

>>85423450
only thing it would need is the smell of scorched engine oil

>>85423732
She might be crazy enough to do it

>>85423906
Will this scene lead into anything at all or did Bobby just choose to ignore the girl dying in front of him?

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>>85423313
The whore cheated on her husband with Bobby, then cheated on Bobby with who knows how many people, then got married to Bobby and cheated some more. She is solely responsible for failing to raise her daughter; look how she squeals like a schoolgirl and acts in such manner in front of Bobby and her daughter - what kind of an example if that? Bobby didn't deserve this; Bobby redeemed himself in the end, but Shelly did not, only became worst. Abolutely disgusting, and utterly unforgivable.

/tpg/ meetups in Missoula and Croatia when?

>>85424026
He seemed a bit more complicated in fwwm

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>>85423705
Seriously, is Lynch a baneposter?

>>85424048
>bleach
>blacked

>>85424063
Young Bobby was an idiot and old Bobby knows this, as he became the man the Major knew he'd become.

>>85424063
He accidentally tricked himself into taking care of his girlfriend's braindead husband for zero monetary compensation.

>>85424136
He hired Dr. Pavel to be in the season, so yes.

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What's his routine?

>>85423906
https://youtu.be/faSGNtf45rg

O-OH GOD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *honk* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *honk* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>85424078
You mean he killed somebody who tried to sell him baby laxative, i.e. rob him. Bobby did nothing wrong.

Lynch had that map ready for decades. See? It isn't just random shit thrown together haphazardly. There's a method to his madness

>>85424172
Hanging upside down from a pipe and getting shot.

>>85423091
new shoes

>>85424173
>>85423906
that fucking honking was driving me mental

like that retarded lightbulb teddybear that was on repeat while audrey's kid abused his grandma

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>>85424172

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>>85424027
Here.

>>85424079
>awful wife
They're separated
>awful mother
She literally almost died running to her daughters aid.
>b-but she excused herself to greet her new partner!! Someone call child services!!!
Fucking numales I swear.

>>85424127
>girl
It looked like a zombie boy dragged out of bog.

>>85424173
The actress playing the lady behind the wheel nailed this shit. Perfect combination of fucked up and hilarious.

>>85424157
He was banging Prime Shelley, that's better than money.

>>85424134
I'm not so sure. Mike revealing his true self in S2 (after being denied drugs/medication) is probably one of my favourite TP scenes ever.

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>>85424275
>banging

>>85424242
She's a whore. She cheated, backstabbed, conspired against, and was generally dishonest to Leo throughout their marriage. Now same with Bobby. You're the "numale" if you tolerate that in a partner, in a woman.

>>85424130
>The whore cheated on her husband with Bobby
He deserved it
>then cheated on Bobby with who knows how many people, then got married to Bobby and cheated some more
You made all that up
>She is solely responsible for failing to raise her daughter
you don't know that
>look how she squeals like a schoolgirl and acts in such manner in front of Bobby and her daughter - what kind of an example if that?
a qt example
>Bobby didn't deserve this
You don't know that
>utterly unforgivable
>I forgive Bobby for murder, drug dealing, cheating, and other possible crimes, but I don't forgive Shelly for having a new boyfriend
Fucking numales I swear

>>85424144
Young bobby admitted to Jacoby that he allowed himself to be used and manipulated by Laura (drug dealing) in order to become closer to her. He was never a badass, he just played at it.

>>85424242
It was pretty tasteless, let's be real.

>>85424127
The girl is sick off of a bad batch of the drug Red is pushing. Screencap this.

>>85424366
So why do you tolerate it in Bobby and Leo?

The scene in the dinner leading to the traffic jam is my favorite sequence so far. Masterfully directed.

>>85424373
>n-numale
Come back with an actual argument, cuckold. Now go slurp up some used clamjuice and pretend you like it.

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What's the this butt of Twin Peaks lore?

>>85424242
>her daughters aid

She left work so her daughter could attempt murder. Meanwhile her daughter is being abused every day by a junkie in a trailer. The distant dynamic Becky has with Bobby leads me to believe he and Shelly separated while Becky was still very young and she got sole custody.

>>85424428
It was just such a surprise after surprise. Lynch continues to go beyond expectation.

>>85424134
Mike was bad before he cut off his arm.

>>85424172
He never skips grip day

>>85424445
Literally the OP picture.

>>85424078
What kind of world is this where you kill a guy for baby laxative?

>>85424500
Ha. Touche.

>>85424501
A world where somebody tries to sell you baby laxative for the cost of its weight in coke. Bobby did nothing wrong.

>>85424040
Asshole detected

>>85424429
>Come back with an actual argument
There are counterarguments all throughout the post. You're just going to ignore them because I called you a numale? That's such a typical numale thing to do.

>>85423450
i have no idea what was said when mike is screaming at leeland, or anything said in the pink room. the audio levels are so off, there is no way to hear any words

>>85424373
>>85424429
>WRONG!
>No, you're WRONG!
>You're dumb
>No, you!

>>85424416
Will Bobby take Red down? I feel like there isn't enough time for him to do that and do the black lodge shit.

>>85424366
Well you have to tolerate it because it's in all women. You just can't trick yourself into taking any of it seriously. You're on your own in this world, even in most relationships.

>>85424564
I really think red will kill him.

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Is he a cuck?

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>>85424424
Bobby is a man of the law, a changed man in comparison to his younger days. Shelley, on the other hand, is the same person, working in the same diner for all these year, cheating like usual, failing to raise a daughter, and old and busted. And even if Bobby wasn't a saint, that doesn't somehow excuse Shelley; two wrongs don't make a right, etc. Essentially, you bring up a strawman, because what Bobby is or isn't is irrelevant when Shelley's behaviour is so utterly vile.
I think I know what's up from the tone of your defensive posts: you're a disgusting roastie.

>>85424538
I was just using Laura's line when he tells her its laxative lel

>>85424593
Garland's ghost would never allow it.

>>85424564
What if the drug is somehow connected to the lodge shit? He can do it on the way.

>>85424551
It's almost like that was the point

>>85424373
it's permavirgins who blame everything on womz
>but she def cheated becuz I think thats what she would do. the cheating bitch !!!

>>85424547
No, there's purely blanket sentences addressing nothing in my post, and an ad hominem. Goddamn butthurt whore of a roastie you are.

>>85424562
no, you're the muffin

>>85424603
He's /our cuck/

>>85424446
>she left work so her daughter could attempt murder
She didn't know that. The call was just a distress call where she said she needed the car. Shelly didn't know her intentions or that she had a gun. She could have well been fleeing him.

>>85424678
>"I'll eat your muffin" -Donna
What did she mean

>>85424562
Well you are wrong. You made claims with no evidence. Bordon of proof is on you.

>>85424603
At least he's not a whore.

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Reminder

I love the shot of Red just skittering away after talking with shelly

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This is almost as bad as the lorefag arguments we had around the time Parts 3-6 came out.

>>85424603
He has cucked people, and he has gotten cucked.

Hell, James cucked him in season 1, while he cucked Leo.

That's just the lifestyle he lives. Don't dish it out if you can't take it.

>>85424609
Who is she cheating on? She and Bobby are separated.
How do you know Bobby isn't playing 5 women at once now?
The only problem with Shelly you dopes have is she didn't ignore Red.
That is your definition of "vile" and it's retarded.

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>>85423380
>>85423426
*barking intensifies*

>>85424714
no i didn't

>>85424758
I wish Shelly had gotten shot by the kid when he fired into the diner. But I guess Lynch loves his villains.

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Audrey fans BTFO

>>85423483
someone make a JUST edit

>>85424665
You're post is literally full of made up shit. All I can do is say you don't know what you're claiming.

>>85424804
>Who is she cheating on? She and Bobby are separated.

Good point. She has cheated before, but in this case, it's simply dating who she feels like, which is in her right. She's making a bad choice in the guy, but I'm sure she'll pay the cost for it.

>>85424804
>/r9k/ shows up to derail every conversation with " BUT LE EVIL WOMZ DID A THING"
Why do I even come here anymore ?

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>tfw this cutie has been topped as biggest whore of Twin Peaks

ITS NOT FAIR

>>85424040
Isn't that the point? In a Lynch film/show overacting is part of the cinematic language. If he's trying too hard he's doing it right.

>>85424048
>dehumanise
>female

>>85424878
Technically she's still the biggest since her head is bigger than Albert's whole body here

>>85424844
>full of shit
>literally facts made clear in the show

How many of the very few unique ips do you think are actively continuing to post? I think that most of this thread has been like 4 people arguing at eachother.

>>85424877
Yeah, pretty lame. And boring. And I even agree that cheating in a supposedly exclusive relationship is messed up and hurtful, but only focusing on the cheating women here is dishonest, and as other anon pointed out, Shelly's not even technically cheating here.

/r9k/ really needs to go. Guys, life will be much nicer once you stop tripping about who random women might be fucking. Work on your own life.

>>85424970
Shelly Internet Defence Force is just one person, arguing with about 1 or 2 people

>>85424878
>cutie
>whore
Pick one. There's not a single cutie left in the show. And I still can't believe Audrey dropped Cooper for a jet and forced Pete to watch - it's sick, I have flashbacks sometimes.

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>>85424970
47. It's right there at the bottom of the page.

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>>85424136
C H A D

>>85425045
You genuinely can not read

>>85424951
>then cheated on Bobby with who knows how many people, then got married to Bobby and cheated some more
This is not made clear in the show at all, you are literally making this up.
And don't say "Gordon" top kek
>She is solely responsible for failing to raise her daughter
This has never been made clear in the show, you are literally making this up
>look how she squeals like a schoolgirl and acts in such manner in front of Bobby and her daughter - what kind of an example if that?
Who gives a shit? This makes her a bad person, why? A divorcee mother of an adult can't have excitement in her life?

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Does anyone else think this kid is Gordon Cole and whatever happens to the girl is what starts him into investigating weird shit for the FBI?

>>85425021
Cooper cucked her with Annie first didn't he?

>>85425021
I don't think this show is for you, if your enjoyment is based in the continued perception of any supposed "pure" "waifus". Lynch has always been into showing the dark underbelly of imperfect humanity.

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Why haven't you taken the /candie/ pill, /tpg/?

I watched FWWM finally. Its the most disturbing movie I have ever watched. The entire time I was on edge.


How does Lynch do it?

>>85425121
Cause I can't get my dick hard for retards.

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>>85425111
Candie a pure, feggit.

>>85425100
No

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>>85425111
Sandy was pure in Blue Velvet. She didn't even know about the chicken walk.

>>85425121
I admire the Candie and other two characters more on an aesthetic level. Also find her endearing and funny. I guess she's attractive, but what of it?

>>85425144
she's not retarded, she's a day dreamer

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>We've met before haven't we?

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>>85425144
*blocks your path*

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>>85425192
I'm in your thread right now.

>>85425160
>>85425171
Well, yes, some people are actually faithful in relationships. That's great. And many people aren't. Which is a bitch, but why obsess so much? And nobody's "pure".

>>85425160
I hope the woodsman crushes her skull.

>>85425100
"Boy" was like, what, 15 in 1956? So, I guess, maybe.

Candie's been BLACKED!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liV42M3-3r4

>>85425224
I don't RAPE retards like Janey-e

>>85425230
That's fucking crazy, man.

>>85424720
okay what the fuck Lynch

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>>85425100
nah, logic says it would be dumb as fuck

do you really think gordon grew up in twin peaks and has been pretending to be unfamiliar with his hometown throughout the entire series? come on anon, you reach any harder and you'll dislocate your shoulder

>>85425230
I told you I was here.

>>85424720
I want to see more of Mrs Tremond and her boi
Best waifu

>>85425297
>grew up in twin peaks
??

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>>85424813
tfw that dog is probably dead now

>>85424136
>those cheekbones
Damn Bobby looks really good

>>85425322
he's referencing the kid he's replying to but i'm pretty sure the 50's shit didn't take place in Twin Peaks

>>85425230
crazy that he actually killed his wife IRL

>>85425297
That's not Twin Peaks.

>>85425263
Again, nobody cares about this "purity" narrative you're trying to set up in order to break down. I don't care.

You're bald. Just deal with it.

>>85425322
>>85425374
>not recognizing the original RR diner
the kid you referenced is a resident of twin peaks in that time period, read the secret history some time

spoiler: the double r hasn't always been called the double r

why is this kino so bad?

>>85425124
transcedental meditation
you, the viewer are technically meditating when you watch his films too

>>85425374
it didn't. hence my confusion

>>85425382
what is this in reference to and why

Seems like Dougiecoop is finally starting to come around almost.
That final scene with Angelo playing the piano while they eat pie was pure kino.

>>85425410
But that's a gas station in New Mexico.

>>85425410
oh yeah, I forgot that Twin Peaks was set in the desert

>>85425410
That scene takes place in Nevada. Not too far from the trinity test site. look at the landscape.

>>85425468
Meant new mexico

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>>85424878

>>85425468
>>85425462
>>85425458
so pop's diner is a franchise then

>>85425560
What are you even talking about? The episode ostensibly took place in New Mexico.

>>85425659
just asking, relax fella

>>85425410
>read the secret history some time
You can't trick me, Mark.

>>85425121
>being a bandwagoner

>final battle is BATTLING BUD vs. BOB
Who wins?

>>85423363
shellys always been a thirsty slut

>>85425560
In 1956 half the diners in America would have been called Pops Diner

>>85425121
Thanks for fucking up the OP last thread

>>85424040
kyle told a story at comic con about belushi getting scolded by lynch for ad libbing. belushi is playing it exactly how lynch wants

>>85425825
ok

>>85423397
say what you want about jim as an actor or replacement for john, but he looks fucking great for a 63 year old fat man

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>>85425777

>>85425811
It's been decades. You're supposed to grow up. Bobby grew up. Everyone grew up, except Shelly.

>>85423961
when was shelly ever not immature in TP?

>>85425804
CAN'T DUD THE BUD

>>85425825
Also the Woodsmen and the frogfly came from the blast in NM. The frogfly didn't hopfly to Twin Peaks

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>>85424827
DISCARD THIS

>>85423906
CARSICK!!!
CARSICK!!!

ITS ALL COMING TOGETHER

>>85424878
this shot was actually a bad decision, as was laura and bob ala 1990 appearing in the dragonballs

>>85425957
>Also the Woodsmen and the frogfly came from the blast in NM.
i'll grant you the thing that went oral on YOUNG GIRL but woodsmen is pure speculation on your part anon

>>85426007
nobody is pristine but i really don't think you know better than the creator of the series

>>85426011
Abe Lincoln hypnotized the people from the local radio station thus he was in the same plane as the boy and girl

>>85424827
Was she supposed to show up this episode? I find it weird many of the old cast have minor or completely lacking roles, while Candy gets minutes of screentime each episode.

>>85423363
It means there is still an evil presence dominating the town. Red is clearly linked to Bad Stuff

What if Candy gave Dougie her cherry pie?

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DIRTY MAN

>>85426089
Candys been in it for like 5 minutes total dude it was just the last two episodes

>>85425963
Who is this?

>>85426107
>shelly is still slutting around at 50 years of age because of some "evil presence"
Yeah right.

>>85426064
okay but that doesn't mean he or the other woodsmen were created like the cavity creep

if you want to get specific, lincoln descended from pure air

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>>85424136
>>85424163
it doesn't get any bluer.

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>>85426089
Candie's a good character.

>>85426119
YES HOW ABOUT WE HAVE SOME MILK FOR OUR CAT MRAOW *licks paw*

Really weird scene Lynch

>>85426089
Because no one wants to see an old slut, at least Candie is a young slut

>>85426122
It feels like more. Every minute is too much. We could have had James on his motorcycle, James singing, etc, but instead we get this.

>>85426149
Libido is the devil anon, you must resist his temptations.

>>85426201
Audrey had great facial aesthetics whereas Candy's actress only has tits, her face is the poster for Fetal Alcohol Syndrome

>>85426153
Not created. They and the frogfly broke into our world with the blast in NM. I think the frogfly was a nacent BOB and the Woodsnem more minor lodge spirits helping it get started.

>>85426231
No cherry pie for you then.

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>>85426231
Yeah we need more of these great facial aesthetics

>>85426231
I will admit you're right on that, still Audrey when

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGMqHl-bKqQ

James' actor seems kind of grumpy. He must really hate what a joke James is.

>>85426253
>I think
this is key to the content of our posts anon, because it's another way of saying i speculate

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>>85426323
>that thumbnail
What the fuck happened to Everett McGill's face? it looks like half of it fucking melted

>>85426348
Never said it was anything beyond a theory.

>>85426324
>"I'm Sheriff's Department

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SHELLY IS, AND ALWAYS WAS, A THIRSTY SLUT

There's simply no canonical evidence within the TP nexus to suggest otherwise.

My condolences, /shellydefenceforce/, but you're just going to have to deal with it.

>>85426324
Who's the clown in the back again? It's from the Missing Pieces, right?

>>85426385
cool
>>85426419
lil from fwwm pleb

>>85426253
When Mother starts vomiting, we can see two things: small eggs that look like the frogsquito's egg, and BOB's big dark orb. It is incredibly unlikely that BOB's orb transformed into one of the small eggs, especially since he was still in orb shape inside Mr. C.

>>85426406
Shelly is sick. Even back in season one, she was unfaithful to Leo from the start.

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>>85426318
>Oh Cooper I'm so glad you're back to get John Justice Wheeler's leftovers. You want to hook up and spend time with my sociopathic son Richard?

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>>85426406
>not accepting a girl can be a slut and still be best girl

I hate these "I just started watching Twin Peaks gais" tools, this "pure" obsession is /a/ shit

>>85426374
Everett's got a bit of a JUST thing going on.

Will Bobby save Becky's life with an emotional speech the same way Briggs did for him?

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>>85426465
ZANED
A
N
E
D

>>85426465
>Richard
Why is every second gen so far in Twin Peaks messed up?

>>85426046
i do

>>85426481
To be fair watching them come up with a story about a sex worker maid who loves with a bunch of mobsters being pure is kinda hilarious

>>85426511

because every high schooler in the original show was fucked up

>>85426481
>sluts thinking that they can slut it up and still be regarded as best girls

Laura is the exception because it was her destiny. Shelly is just a loose, impressionable mong.

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>>85426493
No, it's too late for her. Bobby had good parents on both sides, while Becky has a good father, but her childhood and upbringing was ruined thanks to Shelly splitting up her family. Then, in Becky's teenage years, Shelly undoubtedly showed her "the ropes", leading to her following in her mothers footsteps. Bobby did what he could against a cheating, loose, unfaithful wife who lacks any and all sense of moral decency.

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>>85426231
>her face is the poster for Fetal Alcohol Syndrome
Then I want a pease of that syndrome

Candie captures the 90s aesthetic that the other waifu-tier girls had in the original series

And that's pretty neat

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>>85426591
>>85426481
reeee fucking normies get off my board

>>85426493
I hope she ends up murdering someone. They really sold her as a psychotic berserker with this episode.

>>85426627
I'm on your side anon, I accept Laura had reasons to be a giant ho, but she's /ourho/

>>85426493
I hope so, if only for the feels.

>>85426406
>>85426459
>He has an irrational hatred for a character that was unfaithful to her abusive husband in a show where literally everyone was unfaithful.
Sad!

>>85426656
I don't think she's bad but how is that true at all? All the OG girls are basically beautifully women facially even if their bodies were nothing special, but Candie is mostly tits and a pretty shit face as exemplified by your photo

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>>85423055
why does andys watch say the 10th when last episode said it was 2 days until October 1st?

>>85426757
>A bunch of whores
Beautiful women

Candie is a pure girl so she wins by that regard

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>>85426757
Like I'm just saying that Lynch's casting still manages to capture the remnants of the 90s atmosphere from the og series

And I find her face pretty, and her tits - at least the character's - underwhelming. It seems like we disagree about the attractiveness of her face, but nonetheless I appreciate the character and actress

I am so lonely

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on a scale of 1-10 how pure is tammy?

>>85426868

1

>>85426858
This post I can sympathize with, I see your point even if her face is pretty variable from the pics I've seen

>>85426818
Who are you quoting? And the pure meme again, nice

>>85426934
Are you gonna explain why the original girls are better? They are literally all just Laura Palmer-lite

>>85426798
pls respond

>>85426977
No because you're just going to say "PURE" for the umpteenth time

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>>85426868
15

>>85426798
the tenth month?

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>>85423055

>>85427033
Not an argument

>>85427048
thats still october, the show is taking place in september, last episode said october 1st was "2 days from now"

why doesnt evil cooper just drive to dougies house and shoot him if hes so fucking worried about him?

>>85427035
>ywn use transcendental meditation to bang hotties
why live

>>85427236
what happens when you bring two electrical currents to the same point? does it over burden the system? an anti-nuke?

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>>85426858
she's so sexy

>>85427270
ok so why doesnt he just do like that hitman from episode 3 and snipe him from a distant coming out of his house? why doesnt he just buy a drone and drop a fucking bomb on his house?

>>85423131
>>85423200
Easily my favourite scene in FWWM followed by the missing pieces version of the room above the convenience store.

>>85423429
Literally the best scene of the original run.

But it LYNCHED the normies back in the day and caused the S2 ratings to plummet no joke.

>>85427299
sure but when youre dealing with metaphysics that would all still be like sticking a fork into an electrical outlet

Does Hawk have an affair with the log lady?

>>85427193
There's tons of sloppy inconsistencies don't worry about it.

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>>85427035
>tfw a 58 y/o david lynch met chrysta bell when she was still a teenager and invited her into his 'studio' within the very 1st week

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>>85426934
Like, I do see your point about how her facial structure might be weird. But it can be the little unique parts and personality quirks that makes someone memorable and endearing!

>>85427288
>responds with a previous photo I posted, but in higher quality
Th-thanks

>>85427512
>tfw im 22 year old virgin and lynch lynch'd at girl younger than me
>also tfw you will never be as attractive as a young cooper

>>85427243
Live to become a yogi who does that shit all of the time out in Hollywood

Is webmfag ITT? I have a request for you, but I'm not sure that it's small enough and therefore even possible.

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best girl

Why Audrey hasn't showed yet? I want Audrey

>>85427737
Lynch filmed hours of Audrey footage and none of it "made the cut".

>>85427737
For an artist that relied so heavily on her allure and sexuality, she really should've declined. Anything after 'S1/S2 Audrey' was always going to be a bitter disappointment. Even the pleasure at seeing a character return is always overshadowed by how they've aged.

>>85424173
The fat woman reminds me of Lewis Black. I hope we see more of her. I was laughing throughout the scene, even as the ending got tough to watch.

>>85427800
Wasn't she doing pretty bad financially somewhat recently? Plus I think she was pretty obsessed with the show, and Cooper/Kyle especially. I want to hear her unfiltered thoughts on the show so far.

>>85425456
That definitely wasn't Angelo

>>85427848
I'm led to believe that her existence is somewhat of a mess, currently.

>>85427737
>there are people actively waiting for Audrey

>>85427236
>worried
He should be easy to kill, he thinks it's more to do with incompetence of assassins.

new thread when

>>85428383
>>85428383
>>85428383

>>85428365
Hi Jumping Man poster.

Commericalsihate has been updated.

>>85427236
Hutch will handle it.