Eternal /got/ general

>>85384492
he's too busy with the pilots for the other shows (and wild cards, of course) to give a shit about GOT

Best thing about that episode was Euron's squid axe

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DEFINITIVELY /OURGUYS/ NOW AND FOREVER

Stannis

Bad poosy was so pretty in new episode

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>>85384500
>be on vacation in bongland
>see Arya Stark gliding down the sidewalk
>like a graceful penguin with gout
>follow her for a block
>working up courage
>gently touch her shoulder
“H-hello, I’m Anon. Y-you’re the prettiest girl I’ve seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?”
>she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag
>stares intently for a few moments
>then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence
“YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!”
>quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths
“FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I PUT SUM KNICKERS ON!
>she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it’s leg caught in a wood chipper
>head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table
>Arya cocks her head and squints at the menu
“ERE NOW, WATS THIS SHITE? IT’S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, I’LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?”
>look at the menu. It’s in English, just a fancy script
>she shoves her menu at the waiter
“I WONT PIE AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!”
“I’m sorry, madam, we don-“
“I SED FAKKIN PIE AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!”
>he slinks away without even taking my order
>Arya pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket
>starts rubbing at her crotch
>brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles
“JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT’S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AIN’T WE?”
>look over my shoulder and franticly signal the waiter for the check
>turn around
>Arya is slumped over the table
>raped to death by Pakis

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Reminder Karl Tanner lives on in Euron Greyjoy

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>tfw no trollfu gf

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So great, Jorah's now cured of greyscale and can go back to Dany. Tell me again what was the point of him getting it in the first place?

>>85384606
Where's Randyl?

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>thinking Kelly C would be a good ruler
Normies and showfags are really disappointing.

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Is Tyene and Ellaria going to be gangraped by Iron Islanders? They were clearly smiling when they got them.

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Will he be king, lads?

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Karstark a cute

Where did Grey Worm's dick come from? I thought all Unsullied were cockless?

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cast her

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so silly it becomes good again

did the hotpie actor double in size?

>>85384623
literally gollum

>>85384647
He ate a lot of hot pies

>>85384647
Yeah, in a land ravaged by war, he got even fatter

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>Dude in 1000 years no one has ever discovered a cure for Greyscale
>Have you tried cutting off the black stuff and putting on moisturizer?
>....BRILLIANT

what are some got reactionkino?

>>85384628
Give Sam something to do before he discovers Rhaegar and Lyanna's secret.
>>85384639
Alys Karstark

>>85384639
Jorahs wife

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>>85384583
the axe is pure sex

>>85384644
>Lord Flashheart Greyjoy has arrived.webm

>>85384644
his axe looks wonderful

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>>85384638
Did they show his cock?

>>85384623
>Rock in the pool, so nice and cool, so juicy sweet! now we wish, to catch a fish, so juicy sweet!

>Yara's fleet is massive
>Euron's fleet is massive
>Apparently there's no one on watch in Yara's fleet
>Euron is able to find and get to the flag ship before anyone spots an enemy fleet
>muh magic that hasn't been established
>muh fog
>shooting balls of fire into ships that are battling and ramming

>preston when?

>normies btfo by edgeman when?

>>85384703
No but he was laying pipe on Missandei, how could he do that without a cock

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>>85384613
>“JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT’S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AIN’T WE?”
I read your whole post and the conclusion I came to was oh holy fuck jesus christ yes, yes I would

>>85384613
>>then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence
fucking kek

>>85384644
this was retardedly shot

>>85384644
>Dornish Daggers are poisoned, Euron is dead
Dornish Daggers are poisoned, Euron is dead
>Dornish Daggers are poisoned, Euron is dead
Dornish Daggers are poisoned, Euron is dead
>Dornish Daggers are poisoned, Euron is dead
Dornish Daggers are poisoned, Euron is dead
>Dornish Daggers are poisoned, Euron is dead
Dornish Daggers are poisoned, Euron is dead

>>85384720
No he wasn't you fucking virgin, he went down on her.

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>>85384644
>When you thought you killed of the strong white males but then your uncle shows up and wrecks your fleet

>>85384639
A character not from Game of thrones.

She's qt and I kinda like her I don't want her to be turned into a feminist womyn power meme character.

>>85384681
>moisturizer
Dragon Glass is rear anon.

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Normie tumblr bar reaction when?

>>85384681
I guess the cure has been known for a while but everyone pretends it doesn't exist since the surgeon gets fucked up from doing it.

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>tfw you knew from the moment Pilou was cast that he'd be a great Euron

>>85384639
Ygritte
or Val
or my wife/gf/domme/pet/mommy/sister/daughter etc..

>>85384628
you have to admit the cut of him chipping of tissue and poking into puss to the guy dipping into a pie was rad

>>85384750
Fuck yes where is it

>>85384692
At first I though casting that guy as Euron was completely moronic, but seeing how demonic he looks in that shot gives me second thoughts.

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>>85384681
The cure was known, but banned because of the risks.
>>85384730
>Euron dies shortly after
>ressurects thanks to Qyburn

>>85384750
Right, can't wait to see the outrage when Euron saves the show

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>>85384639
V A L
A
L

Why is this show so retarded? The whole SJW dogwhistling about gender neutral nouns, empowered womyn and emasculated men aside, what the fuck is up with the writing? Greyscale can be cured by cutting off the infected growth? That's the miracle cure that nobody ever tried?

And what kind of sea battle was that supposed to be at the end? They made it look like the guy just went in there with his flagship, boarded the enemy flagship and killed everyone.

Why is this so badly written? Shouldn't they have loads of money to hire people who can write?

>>85384730
Maybe they'll use it as an opportunity to show off his mystic/magical side. Unlikely though and they've probably forgotten all about the poison thing

I feel sorry for the Snakes actresses, the hatred for them wasn't their fault in the slightest.

>>85384799
>>85384753
>Banned cos of the risks
>Sam just wears gardening gloves and is fine

>>85384730
use your brain

there would be zero tension if cersei had zero allies

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Can someone explain what show Euron has done that makes him a villain?

1. He killed his brother. In Game of Thrones, unlike ASOIAF, kinslaying is not a big deal. His brother meanwhile was both an asshole and a terrible king leading the Ironborn into defeat. This was the proper course of action.
2. He was elected King. Yara claims he stole her crown, but in reality he was selected according to a completely fair kingsmoot. Afterword he did order the arrest and execution of Yara, but since she herself had announced her first action as queen would be executing him turnabout is fair play.
3. He ordered the construction of a large fleet. This has both improved the Ironborn economy by creating thousands of jobs, and it has greatly improved their strategic position by giving them an asset that compensates for their lack of manpower.
4. After Yara cut off his plan to ally to Dany, he chose the next logical option and sought an alliance with Cersei (and is the only character left in the series who remembers this is a feudal society where alliances are cemented by marriage).
5. He launches an attack on Yara's fleet, thus destroying's Dany's naval capability, relieving the threat against King's Landing, and cutting her off from Dornish suppport. He bravely leads the assault himself and is able to capture Yara and Ellaria, both high level Dany allies and perfect for sealing his alliance with Cersei.

All of these are the actions of a rational, reasonable ruler.

>>85384829
This.

If risky medical procedures were banned in the middle ages, doctors wouldn't exist.

>>85384811
>Greyscale can be cured by cutting off the infected growth? That's the miracle cure that nobody ever tried?
imagine being this fucking retarded
watch the fucking show

>>85384811
I don't think it's a matter of "nobody thought of this cure", it's more that the cure is extremely risky and the surgeon has a high chance of getting infected in the process

>>85384730
the poison needs to be applied beforehand. there was no time to do that.

>>85384763
>Pilou
>Good actor

mmm yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuDKS_sXudA

How horrible was that fight-scene? How is it that the makers of the biggest tv-show currently airing can't get into basic choreography. It's just fast-cut shit.

I'm making webm's out of boredom. What would you like to see?

>>85384730
Oh shit, true. What if he gets mountainized?

Fucking oppressive Citadel OSHA.

>>85384500
John will the actually kill the night king himself Daenerys will have an army of niggers do it or a dragon.

>>85384644
Is this the greatest cutscene in the history of video games?

>Sam drinks before the surgery

Malpractice lawsuit incoming

>>85384840
He's a fucking white male

Why did they have to make Arya so obnoxious?

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>Sam needs something that will dull Jorah's pain

GEE IF ONLY THEY HAD ESTABLISHED SOME SORT OF PAIN RELIEVING DRUG EXISTED IN THIS UNIVERSE

>>85384861
no time ? assuming they have the poison on hand they just have to open a jar and dip the dagger in, I dont see why this would take too much time ?

>>85384840
he's bad because... ahhhhmmmm... *smacks lips*.... because ahhhhhh,,,,mmmmmmm... because i wrote it here in the script "bad guy"

>>85384840
who said he was a villain?

>>85384840
he talked down about a woman therefore he is LITERALLY HITLER and i start LITERALLY SHAKING when he comes on screen

>>85384730
>The fucking trailer shows Euron parading his victims completely healthy

Also in the trailer Jon Snow is at Dragonstone. Is this the fastest teleport ever? Winterfell to Dragonstone in a single episode?

>>85384865
Euron's corvus landing on Yara's ship.

>>85384840
>After this season, Ramsay's gonna look like a little kid

Was it literally just because he killed some women?

>>85384730
Seriously though. I've been looking all over the place after the episode and nobody seems to realise that this guy is dead. Like he was stabbed multiple times by the sand snakes. If he manages to survive through some bullshit tv magic...

>>85384730
do you really think D&D remembered this

But they did nail it. Meanwhile the fat fuck can't finish his story but he can blog about Trump nonstop

>>85384500
I miss when these images actually pointed out how shit the show was and not completely misrepresent something to make it seem worse, the meme creators have gotten lazier than d&d.

>>85384639

>blonde JL

my dick just regrew -Theon

>>85384730
>Implying a wizard with access to dozens of witches doesn't have cure for it

>>85384957
That's literally what happened.

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>>85384613

>“JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT’S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AIN’T WE?”

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>make Arya an expert in all the faceless man shit
>don't give Euron his magic
Fuck D&D.

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>>85384865
literally everything has been made

>>85384836
I know right? with Dany's 250,000 against Cersei's 30,000, there would be no challenge.
But Dany's 250,000 against Cersei's 30000 and Euron's 5000, now we're talking.

The Iron Islands are weak as fuck and yarashadyke took most of them.Even if Euron lost exactly 0 men in that battle, he still doesn't have much. The men he killed were basically "his" own men. As he attacked before they got to Dorne/Reach, he only killed Ironmen.

So it's still Lannister + half of Iron Islands, vs Dorne Tyrell Unsullied Dothrakis 3 dragons, and soon to be northmen/wildlings as well, Tyrion and his "wit", maybe Bran and his time travel, etc...
It's the most retarded conflict of all time.

There would be zero tension if Cersei had no allies? There's already zero tension.

It's like a street fight vs S1 gregor and Peter Dinklage and you talk about "I hope Gregor doesn't have a cough today or there's gonna be no tension, Dink wins easily".

...No. Gregor could lose both arms before the fight and still win by kicking him to death.

>>85384865
Yara's smug face when she gets groped

>>85384966
>implying he's a wizard in the show

Actually not a bad episode.

Euron's perfect teeth frighten me lads.

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>2 episodes in and Ghost is still fucking missing from Winterfell

WHY DOES GHOST GET FUCKED SO HARD

>>85384840
Where on the show does it say he's a villain? At most he's allied with Cersei and that's what makes him a bad guy.
What you think how people will react =/= how people actually will react.
>He bravely leads the assault himself
Any ironborn worth his salt would do that.

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>>85384606
>yfw dickon and rickon become the gay emperors of essos

>>85384865
Missandei, not the part where she undress, the part after that (when GW is laying her on the bed, BEFORE the pussylicking).

Or all of it if you can, but mostly interested in that last shot.

>>85385013
CGI
BUDGET
LMAO

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I'm certainly not the first to notice similarities between several themes, events and characters in the works of these writers.

Have read A Song of Ice and Fire I'm just coming to the conclusion of The Lady of the Lake, the last book in the Witcher saga and it seems to me that as Sapkowski's work was both written and published earlier than RR Martin's work that it may have had an influence on him.

Ithlinne's Prophecy and the White Frost, Ciri and Arya, scheming sorceresses, the political motivation and intrigue, visions of the future / past etc. are just some worth mentioning.

Has there ever been any official line on this?

>>85384606
BILLY FOOKING BONES

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>>85384681
Such a pathetic writing

>>85385014
As stated before, we were promised before the season started a villain that would make Ramsay look like nothing.

>>85384957

This. All this meme does is show that the writers effectively summarised some dialogue for a tv show. Then he added some ad hominem about tumblr

>>85385013
CGI budget, obviously.
>>85385028
I know you're not the guy who posts this, so why keep doing it?

STOP BULLYING CIA!

>>85384865
the spear thrust towards euron which is aimed towards the fucking sky and to the right

slow mo pls lad

>>85385013
What the fuck was even the point of including the Direwolves in the show? They've been nearly completely pointless.

The maester that sam works under is played by the guy who played Boss Tweed of tammany hall in Gangs of New York.

>>85384644
btw the built-in boarding bridge was historically a ship sinker. Your own ship, that is

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>Army of hardened pirates attack your ship with fire and axes
>DUDE I'LL JUST WHIP HIM, IT'S BOUND TO WORK

>>85384993
honestly I dont know why GRRM would write his story that way unless he plans on everyone uniting forces to fight the WW instead of fighting for the iron throne. because the fight for the iron throne is already over before it began.

Sand sneks getting killt was great

What happens to the other one though?

>dude Dany don't look like a crazy dragon burning conqueror using foreign hordes
>ok I won't be the queen of ashes
>next episode (or episode 4) she's going to execute the Highgarden lords who don't bend the knee with dragon fire and smash the Lannister/rebel Highgarden army with Dothraki

What the fuck?

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>>85385095
>BOUND

>>85385076
>actors who appear in one tv show/movie often times have appeared in roles in other tv shows/movies
thank you i didnt know that

What was that wolf scene? Was it nymeria or not i don't get it. Was it some other random giant assed wolf and why did it not eat her??

>>85384829
>and is fine
or is he?

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>>85384840
Because honey, he is literally Drumpf. And Drumpf is evil because he says mean things xd

>>85384606
Who's the cunt on the left?

>>85384858
>it's more that the cure is extremely risky and the surgeon has a high chance of getting infected in the process
There are loads of things that don't make logical sense in this narrative.

It makes zero sense that people wouldn't have tried to simply cut off the infected tissue themselves and thus cure themselves - in particular in earlier stages. And if people are smart enough to realise that the illness is tied to the tissue itself and that people who have gotten in contact with it got ill themselves, wearing protective clothing is the next thing they'd do.

If an illness is so effortlessly cured that doing the most straightforward thing in the world cures it, then it's not that serious of an illness. Compared to real world epidemics like the pestilence or smallpox this greyscale shit is nothing at all.

Frankly, GoT is badly written garbage.

>>85385125
Billy Bones

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>>85384840
>Iron Fleet
vs
>MUH THREE DRAGUNS

There is zero tension ever to be had while those things exist.

>>85385071
There are stories of George telling D&D not to cut or change certain things in the early seasons since they'll be important in the future. DABID obviously didn't listen.

>>85384993
>Dany now has no fleet.
>can't bring in the soldiers of dorne or reach
>no pressure from the north as jon is kinda busy with this WW problem
>plan to siege Kings Landing with westeros troops: failed
>Tyrell has to fight Lannister alone AND has multiple lords lost to cerseis side
>attack on casterly rock is no secret anymore, will cost many lives and cersei can continue to claim that the rapelords on horses are invading westeros

>>85385125
Dickon, Sam's little brother
>>85385058
Except that's what happened. It felt extremely contrived, and smug kelly c afterwards didn't help.

>>85385103

>mad queen
>going to need to marry kingindanorf to get legitimacy

>>85385100
petplay time.
after that I don't care, as long as we see her titties (or if we don't, hope they kill her off fast).

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>>85385028

>mfw Jaime said Rickon in the last episode

NCW confirmed /got/ lurker

>>85385125
DICK-on

>>85384720
Eunuchs aren't cockless.

>>85385100
they're getting taken to King's Landing where Cersei will have Zombie mountain sodomise them whilst wearing a condom covered in broken glass and nails

>>85384750
>dat face

APOLOGIZE

>>85385060
I just felt like a throwback to old /got/ anon, no harm meant

When will Dany break the wheel?
In season 5 (or was it 6?) she made it sound like she won't play by the 'family houses' rules of Westeros, then that exactly what she does.

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>>85384500
Who can I watch while waiting for Preston?

>>85384644
I liked it because it finally showed us Euron as a crazy fucking pirate

>>85385152
LMFAO, DICKIN?!

LOL!!

>>85384730
D&D forget about this arc

>>85384935
>Is this the fastest teleport ever?
We have very few episodes this season. Can't have Jon and that story line out of commission for 2-3 episodes.

>>85384606
where's hot pie?

>>85384993
Euron is a warg and he has a kraken.

>>85385195
Based Linda.

>>85384829
>implying that it's just about that
You do know how careful he will have to be with the cleaning of both the room, the clothes he and Jorah were using and the equipment right? Grayscale is highly infectious and that pus even touching sam's skin means insta death.
It's cheaper and easier to simply exile the person.

>>85385195
Ben Shapiro

>>85385188
Fair enough.
>>85385153
She isn't marrying for legitimacy though, it's to unite the north to her Seven Kingdoms, same as Cersei and Euron.

>>85384840
Umm because is a fucking cisgender white male? also reason is sexist so not honey he's bad

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And shansha? I shubbose that's off the table as well!

>>85384935

They're obviously time jumping this season. One scene they're writing a letter to Jon, the next he's reading the letter.

It occurs to me that none of the northern lords have ever seen a White Walker themselves. They're just taking Jon's word for it that they're out there and they have to prepare for a war. Seems like a lot to ask

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>>85385135
lmaooooooooooooooooooo

>>85384681
>guy who found the cure to advanced greyscale died of greyscale
>thought this was gonna imply the cure was bogus
>nah no one coudl be bothered to preform the life saving procedure on him wearing gardening gloves

What was up with the wolves? if that wasn't Nymeria who the fuck was it?

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>>85384750
Have this in the meanwhile

>you can't lay siege to kings landing with niggers
>people would never respect you afterwards
I didn't expect this line, but desu it fit the moment

>>85385013
Cuz we need cgi budget for dragons, nipples and shit

>>85385268
It was Nymeria but she doesn't recognize Arya anymore. Symbolizes how much Arya has changed etc.

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>>85385279
Fuck these people.

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>tfw too intelligent to hate women

>>85384840
He's literally the Trump of Westeros.

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>>85385279
>beta orbiters and other assorted nu-males give the correct and totally-not-exaggerated emotional signals to the nearest female's object of attention

>>85385268
It was her. The line was just written by a 12 year old.
>that's not you
Means that's not who you are anymore, you have changed

>>85385279

I use videos like this for motivation

if i ever become like one of those males I will kill myself.

>oh wow can't believe they killed off [Irrelevant dornish whores that literally no one liked #227 and #92898]!! Truly, anyone can die on that show. Thank god it wasn't Khaleesi or John Snow.

>>85385302
how?

>>85385268
i figured the point of the scene was to show that nymeria is now all grown up and has her own shit to worry about

>>85384906
Maesters seem to have a good supply of milk of the poppy, that tells me that Sam brought rum for Jorah because he's a cunt.

>>85385284
She recognized Arya just didn't care anymore

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Seriously who the fuck cares about these two? I thought they cut the season down so that each episode could be more meaningful and meaty?

>>85385321
>both white
>both male
Can you really not see it?

>>85385013

Ghost's been missing since 6x3, the fucking cuck writers hate him. Cogman said they had a scene of him and Jon for this episode but they cut it out.

>>85385302
This would imply that Trump has any semblance of courage and strength, and isn't just a pathetic capitalist that didn't even serve in the army and whines on twitter all day.

When will Hotpie give Arya the creampie?

>>85385279
look at the bitch in the DRUMPF hat snapping her fingers because clapping is ableist

it would be a terrible shame if they all died in a tragic bar fire

>nymeria shows up after 6 seasons
>leaves as quickly as she appeared

What was the fucking point?

>>85384730
he was building up his immunity in the past few years

>leaving winterfell in sansa's care

jon no

>>85385315
that was the line that confused it for me

When was the last time they killed off an actual normie character?

Is the greyscale cure possibly the shittiest OC ever done by D&D?

>>85385279
JUST

Why does van Holten's valyrian sounds so much better than other people's artificial languages?

Is it because she added her native tone's accent?
Is it because she speaks faster than Clark?
Is Clark supposed to be a slow speaker of Valyrian because it's a dead language?

>>85385357
> thinking they reintroduced her for a 30 second cameo.

She'll be back

>>85385339
Is Tyrion also Trump? I mean, they also both look like retards.

>>85385284
wrong.

In season one Ned was telling her how she could have a husband and wear gowns and live comfortably. she said "thats not me" since she is independent and goes her own way. When Nymeria chooses to not go with her she says "thats not you" since the direwolf is like her in many ways. Independent and going its own way instead of following her back to Winterfell.

>>85385373
Red Wedding.

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>>85385332
Fixed your image.

No Ed Sheeran, No Watch. Simple as that.

>>85384613
>be on vacation in bongland
>get run over by truck
>survive and be taken to hospital
>patient next to you allahu akbars the whole floor

>>85385405
wow ableist much?

>>85384500
>dude, eunuchs can have sex too
>they are actually better lovers, because they can't ejaculate, so they only focus on pleasuring their lady

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>Setting fire to enemy ships then ramming into them
>Your ships are somehow flameproof

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>>85385279
I finally understand nu male beards

the 'males' have to grow facial hair or they would be mistaken for just more women

>>85385376
Yeah. They could have at least done some sort of low-power maester magic. "Lol pull off the scabs and then cut to the pot pie" was pretty entertaining even though it was cutesy.

Anybody else thought that battle was fucking retarded? A giant fucking fleet sailing through the sea and out of nowere they're ambushed, a shit load of Ironborns boarding their ships and killing everyone and nobody noticed them before. What the actual fuck?

>>85385332

I know

Alpha, elite warrior who goes down on a woman by slowly kissing down her body because cosmo magazine encouraged it

give me a fucking break

There are people who seriously consider theon jumping off the boat to be excellent writing by the show

>"greatvway to show PTSD by the writers"

Fucking kill me

>>85385376

Dude why not just cut it off?

>No that is forbidden

>>85384500
Redditors, take your reddit thread to reddit, and stay there.

>>85385373

Jon Snow.

Or a death that stuck: Tywin.

>>85385397
Dany knows Valyrian but struggles with it, that's been established earlier.

>>85385135
it looks like he's imitating peter dinklage's walk

>>85384865
Big plan on Missandei's anus

>>85384644
Im starting to like Euron

Also, somebody post some Misantits

>>85385407
Her father lied to her, this fucking goblin could never get a husband

>>85385453
This, second best tits in the show

>>85385420
>setting fire to enemy ships
>then boarding them
>while still firing into the ships

They almost killed their King for Gods sake.

>>85385420

Um, he's a wizard. Obviously he cast a spell on his ships that make them impervious to fire.

how the fuck do they know who is the enemy and who to stick their sword in, everyone is just running around in chaos and dressed the same

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>>85385365
He's just lucky that Bran arrives in time to save the whole shebang.

>>85385435
I don't mean this in a "well you do it better :^)" way, but what should he have done?

>>85385332
Imagine being Grey Worm in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Missandei, you fuckin' fine, I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is smoke another rock in his dressing room.

>>85385476
yeah, but it looked cool XDD - d&d

>>85384681
How does this explain Shireen's cure? They sure as hell didn't rip off half her face.

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>>85385299
>tfw hate women too much to hate them

>>85385279
werent the mongols bad guys though

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>>85385490
Just pube my shit up.

>>85384681
And you must use a tiny scalpel, not a long blade. Surely, even a potato peeler would work better than a scalpel.

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>>85384840
Dany is the villain but D&D won't have the ballz to turn her into the mad queen.

>>85385376
It's VERY likely GURM's canon.

Any Female reactions to the last scene?

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>one ship is carrying all of the important characters

>>85384987
What magic did Euron had the book?

Oh greyscale? Yeah just cut it off and rub aloe on the wounds

>>85385441
>greatest organisation of smart&knowledgeable people in westeros

I can get why there's literally no technological progress.
>Hey I'm cold, can we take these rocks and stack them together to build something we could live in to keep warm?
>You crazy? Some guy dropped a rock on his foot, that was just 20 years ago. The poor man couldn't walk for a month. We're never trying anything with these rocks ever again.

>>85385454
> doesn't understand medieval marriage customs

Niggas would have been falling all over themselves to marry the daughter of the most powerful man in the north

>>85385428
>pull off the scabs and then cut to the pot pie
so greyscale is literally just a very scary plantar's wart that eventually makes you a gay ass crusty zombie?

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>I need to go to Dragonstone because my bae texted me
>Jon who will command Winterfell when you're gone
>You Sansa

Who the fuck was she expecting him to leave it in charge to? Her claim to Winterfell is more legitimate than his is.

>>85385445
Yeah I get it but her Valyrian is still better than other people speaking other artificial languages

But I suppose other people were minor characters and don't have to spend lots of time to practice it

So is her Valyrian really good or it's just spoken fast?

>>85385435
that was literally the most booklike scene in the episode

>>85385531
>that ship is ambushed without any warning, despite being in a huge fleet

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>>85385435
>There are people who seriously consider theon jumping off the boat to be excellent writing by the show
>>"greatvway to show PTSD by the writers"
>Fucking kill me

Obviousy Reek should've just grown wings, morphed into a dragon and laid waste to Euron's entire fleet.

>>85385454
Ned's gotta say what Ned's gotta say.

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>>85385279
>the girl snapping her fingers like it's poetry club

>>85385566
she's a cunt so it's basically as legit as Jon's

>>85384613
Genuinely lol'd

>>85385588
My waifu

I have lotion and tissues ready for burlingtons video on this episode, can't wait for that fat cunt with glasses in the front to cry when the cunts die

>>85385521
she will ally with Jon Snow, possibly the only universally good guy in the show. that alone makes her a hero.

>>85385524
So I thought, but unless Sam gets the greyscale as well, this is shit. Maybe I'm being too hasty in judging D&D.
>>85385596
More legit than Jon's considering she's not a bastard.

>>85385560
I'm a showfag so the best I can tell you is yeah I think so.
But lol fuck plantar warts, those things are fuckin gross

>>85384935
Nah fastest teleport was Varys from Meereen to Dorne and back.

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>>85385409

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>trying this hard to make euron seem like the bad guy
>is actually making the show kind of fun
>even killed 4 of the show's worst characters

>>85385172
They are, both balls and the shaft got cut off in medieval castrations. Only about 40% of the people survived the procedure, most die because of shock and trauma + blood loss.

>>85385639
>Jon
>bastard

?

>>85385172
then how come Varys is cockless?

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I hate normies so much lads.

>>85385279
YAS

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this was actually really hot

>>85385674
he only killed two of them

>>85385279
I always hate reaction video

But knowing they are normies watching it in pub makes me RE

>>85385441
>>85385376
>>85385542
to be fair, greyscale doesn't exist on westeros. the few cases of greyscale they encounter are probably with foreign fuckos and pariahs like jorah. the maesters probably don't want to risk their lives to perform that only has a small chance of working out, so they've forbidden it

>>85385710
Robert was a spiritual normie

>>85385421
you only just realized?
it was always very obvious
90% of bearded people are some emaciated cucks, they open their mouths, and the whole aura of masculinity created by the beard is completely negated

>>85385028
It's an old meme but it checks out.

>>85385674
>Balon
>Sandsnake bitchface
>Sandsnake cutie

Who else?

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>>85385135
wtf

>>85384993
>250,000 Rapelords and eunichs
>mostly dressed in furry pants or leather britches
>1/2 die of exposure within a week
>mountainous and wooded terrain negate superior horsemanship
>traps, such as wires drawn across paths, kill and demorolise shrinking army

1000 year Reich led by Jaime Lannister

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>>85385420
''Genius''

- Dan Weiss

>>85385723
Greyworm has got a nice bum

>>85385728
oh wait it apparently does exist in westeros, the afflicted are just exiled elsewhere my bad

>>85385723
because her body is very hot
I don't normally get excited watching tv shows, after all those years of porn, but I got a semi when she undressed.

>>85385723
How did they fuck, if he is dickless?

>>85385365
>inb4 she purges the Umbars and Karstarks while he's away, sparking a rebellion against House Stark

BUT LOL JON YOU'RE BETRAYING DA NORF IF YOU SEE DANY

>>85385299
>Hasn't spent enough time around women

>>85385750
I don't really think you understand just how little Dabid and Dabid give a fuck about the plot, anymore.

The show is entirely a vessel for mindless entertainment and political statements now.

/r/ing webm of Theon abandoning the thread.

>>85385779
If you castrate a black man, you're just cutting him down to 7 inches

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>>85385666

>>85385536
>magic dragon binding horn
>implied ability to influence the wind to aid his sailing
>fuckery surrounding dream visions of the future
>valyrian steel armor

>>85385639
>More legit than Jon's considering she's not a bastard.
But she's a woman, women don't rule

>>85385779
real men don't violate women with their dirty dicks
they selflessly go down on them to give pleasure and ask nothing in return

>>85385753
Too bad it didn't get pegged. Missandei is a selfish, disinterested lover.

>>85385779
That's what I was yelling at the screen too, HE AIN'T GOT THE JUNK!

But then I watched the episode and I realized how they fuck; Greyworm eats Missandei out. That's the extent of their sex, Greyworm satisfying his woman.

desu the worst offense from this episode was how casually Dany just shit on Viserys. No care or remorse for how she contributed to the murder of her brother.

>>85384865
Jorah peeling to pie transition

>>85385135

The guy who plays greyworm has a shit jawline from the side

It's a technique that makes your jaw look more defined from the front.

t. photoman

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>Dany becomes the mad queen
>Tries to burn Jon Snow for trying to stop her
>her face when she realises Jon cant be hurt with fire

4chan leaker was right, fucking based

Lads was right, fucking based

Reddit leaker was right, fucking based.

Which plotline are you guys most excited to see.

Mine are wight hunt and boatsex

>>85385588
>>85385614
She's doing that to replace clapping. Because it's incredibly insensitive to clap with two hands like people traditionally do, given that you never know what one or even no-handed person with a disability you might offend or make feel bad by reminding them of their nature as "differently abled" persons.

So snapping is more proper.

This is who you're jerking your pathetic little faggot dick over, someone so reprehensibly terrible as a person who thinks this is a good idea, and who does it for cred among similar batshit insane morons.

>>85384865
jorah pie now. it made me laugh

>>85385829
She has a point desu, Varys is a slippery sumbitch

>>85385825
That's the problem. They don't even show greyworm going down on her

Stop bullying D and D they're doing fine with the lack of source material they have. All the blatant feminism pandering is in the books as well and there's plenty of women being raped and killed so it's not like it's even that one sided. Remember, they're not fantasy writers and they haven't lived with this story for decades like George. He promised he have the books written but he's done shit. So it's not D and Ds fault. They're actually meeting their deadlines and trying their best

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rv_nBEgwCaw

>>85385815
What was his visual descprition in the books?, is it similar to the TV adaption?

>>85385842

He can, season 1 he grabbed the lantern in Lord Commander Mormont's room to kill the Wight

>>85385817
They have to choose between an illegitimate bastard and a woman of the family. It's definitely a toss up.

>>85385843
Best scene of the season already happened, nothing to look for anymore.

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>>85385843
Whoa whoa whoa, what leaks?

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I need pictures, pictures of Nathalie.

>>85385856
>doesn't care about Varys helping until she arrives in Westeros

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UPLOAD PRESTON'S VIDEO BEFORE I PISS MESELF

>>85385829
>No care or remorse for how she contributed to the murder of her brother.

YOU THINK EMILIA CLARKE IS EVEN CAPABLE OF EXPRESSING CARE, REMORSE, ANGER, OR IN FACT ANY EMOTION AT ALL ON-SCREEN?

THE GIRL CAN'T ACT. THE GIRL CAN'T ACT. EVERYTHING FROM ANGER TO ZEALOTRY MELTS INTO THE SAME MONOTONOUS EXPRESSION OF BLITHE INDIFFERENCE OR LAME IMPERIOUSNESS. EVERY WORD THAT SLIPS OUT OF THAT FLAT-LINED MOUTH IS A DULL WHISPERED THREAT OR VAGUE OMINOUS PROMISE.

SHE'S HAD SEVEN YEARS TO GET BETTER AND SHE'S IN FACT GOTTEN WORSE.

>>85385878
Eye patch and blue lips

>>85385842
He burnt his hand on the lamp he used to kill the wight attacking Jeor Mormont

>>85385843
wight hunt definetly, hopefully a dragon dies as well this season, other than that there is not much to look forward to

>>85385883
That's what I say, they are basically 50/50 at legitimacy

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>>85385842
>Drogon exhales a sicknasty bong rip on Jon snow
>burns all his clothes off, but he's immune just as she is
>suddenly tens of thousands of Dany's men, including castrated Unsullied, laugh at his small pecker

>>85385872
>All the blatant feminism pandering is in the books as well
???

>>85385842
Now I kinda want this

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>>85385779
dany probably has a dildo collection because she's a stronk womyn and missandei took one to tingle greyworms prostate. after that they did ass to ass

>>85385897
Ditch the niggefro and she wouldn't be bad at all.

>>85385843
Boatsex

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I want to marry Maisie!

>>85385817
Yes they do, if there are no men on the same line. She isn't a Targ, anon.
>>85385849
But a person without hands can't snap their fingers either.

>>85385268
it was a huge let down. why can't arya warg in the show and their reunion was reduced to shit.

>>85385849
>someone so reprehensibly terrible as a person who thinks this is a good idea
How exactly makes snapping instead of clapping someone be a bad person? Seems pretty irrelevant to me.

>>85385872
Even a 3rd grader could write better story than D&D did.
Like, nigga, read the damn books and consult with GRRM, lmao. It isn't that hard

Who is Preston?

>>85385905
>>85385881
you really think D&D planned this far ahead ?

>>85385842
Dany can be hurt by fire

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>>85385924
That's the best part

>>85385441

More like the procedure is too risky for the person applying it.

To be fair, fuck that shit in days before sterile technique.

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>have no penis
>have missionary-position vaginal intercourse

>>85385868
they do

>>85384750
meh they're boring to me now
all they do is make the same 2 or 3 noises and expressions, not interesting

need my black woman commentary 2bh

>>85385279
And what is wrong with that vid?

>>85385938
>why can't arya warg in the show

Isn't she overpowered enough for you already?

>>85384750
baldur's_gate_character_avatar.jpg

>>85385944
>Like, nigga, read the damn books and consult with GRRM, lmao. It isn't that hard

Reading is haaaaaard, anon. HAAAAARD.

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>>85385947
/ourguy/

>>85385878
Well, he has an eyepatch, which makes sense. He is a pirate, after all. His lips are dyed blue from shade of the evening.

>retards using whips and spears on a ship
>euron impales retard 1 with her own spear
>euron strangles bitch 2 with her own whip
>fighting with squidaxe
>that laughter at Theons dashing escape

So euron is pretty cool I guess, I mean, he's pretty much Victorion, but pretty cool

Euron is my fav character right now

>>85385944

Read what fucking books lol there are none left. They have a deadline to conclude the show with no source material at all just that fat piece of shit being an ass. Go on then you write a better conclusion then. I'll wait

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>>85385878
Long hair, purple lips, an eyepatch.

>>85385905
I thought being immune to fire was just a special occasion type deal. Not permanent immunity

>>85384633
They're smiling because they are definitely going to get raped. Oh, then sent to Cersei. So... double raped?

>>85385962
>these are the people you argue with every day
Jesus Christ watch the fucking show

>>85385434
>grey worm
>alpha

You could not project your insecurities harder

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>>85385265
>tmw the virgin walk is literally you, and a bunch of outists make fun at your expense.
Eh, it's not like self-esteem can go any lower

>>85385103
It's pretty obvious she's being set up to be the next mad king. Although, i think Dany is just naturally crazy. Pretty sure Bran is to blame for the first Mad King issue.

She's a terrible ruler, and it's really starting to show. Her default is demanding power and wanting to kill everything before someone tells her "hey that's a fucking stupid idea" which she then goes on to ignore anyways

I've noticed that 90% of the audience is female or shitkin, and every white male is a numale without exception.

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>>85385947
Some pathetic nerd faggot that loves to make retarded insane theories and obsess over little details autistically, then get completely ignored by his favorite author which he flew across the Atlantic to see, in favor of talking about salad dressings.

>>85386013
>failing the first plunging attack
>being this bad at dark souls

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>>85384613
>laugh like a horse with its leg caught in a wood chipper

You'll go far, anon

>>85385901

Who is worst, sophie or her?

ME BLACK MAN
ME NO SPEAK GOOD
ME BRAVEST ALWAYS

You'd think normies would hate Grey Worm.