HOH:Jessica
Veto:Jessica
Nominations:Ramses, Josh
Temptation:Jessica has the power to stop one of the next 3 evictions
Curse:TBD
previously on /bb/ >>85323719
First for butt stuff
Just switched the feeds on for the day, please tell me someone leaked Paul's plan to Cody and Jess. MEATBALL HAS GOT TO GO.
>>85352050
is she blind or what?
>>85352061
I think the plan is still safe, still secret,
I don't think cody cares about the money the way hes playing the game and if he thinks hes going to spend time with jessica after the game hes sorely mistaken because i already booked my appointment first
>>85352130
Gandalf?
wtf christmas broke her leg?
jess ass
>>85352053
a mule
>>85352159
too bad he won't make it to jury
unless grodner will start jury at 12 people
did raven just put on more makeup because it looks even worse now if that's possible
Goth Raven
what the fuck
>>85352312
Keep the razor blades away from her.
I'm kinda into it...
>>85352101
In a way, yes. Blind to how she comes off as completely fake and attention whoring.
>>85352312
TWISTED PSYCHOPATH
>>85352159
lol whats the deal with jessica? Is she like an actual escort?
>>85352393
Dear fuck that Matt/Raven stare match. Matt is either getting the scissors to the groin tonight or he is getting raped.
>>85352327
the parallels between gypsy rose and raven just get deeper and deeper
>>85352524
I didn't know whether to be turned on or scared
On a scale of 1 to 10, how wet did Jess's pussy get when she saw Cody come out of the smoke for the Battle Back comp?
>>85352777
9.3
>>85352777
10
>>85352777
She is in a constant state of 8-10 wetness in the past few days, she literally said she got moist after Cody said he was gonna personally evict Alex if this vote goes sideways this week.
What the fuck they didn't use the Veto?
Raven: "We're out of yogurt. I'm depressed"
>normies using "depression" so lightly
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>85352936
ceremony hasn't happened yet
ok wait mark just said he has one week of slop? I thought he had 2?I accidentally just posted this on /vp/
>>85352936
ceremony is tonight
>>85352076
she fucks randos on that bed every weekend
>>85352974
sup bridge bro
>>85352992
he opened the wrong box
>>85353048
what?
>>85353081
Mark opened the have not boxes, he chose poorly
Jessica ass is yum
>>85352992
he's lying for some reason not sure why
which color did mark go for?
is it still just a coincidence paul is the only one to "guess" right?
>>85353035
I'm good bro, how are you enjoying this season?
>>85353128
they've all guessed orange except for paul who chose purple
>>85352992
hahaha
>>85353153
not very much honestly
>>85353153
Who is your preferred QT this season?Are you the Alexfag?
>>85353120
it flat out looks like her pussy out on cam1
Good enuf for my dick
>mfw cody and Jessica think they're safe
>>85353124
mark is a mastermind
>>85353329
they are for the next 2 evictions minimum
>>85353367
he literally has nothing to gain from lying
if he doesn't win HoH everyone will find out anyways
>>85353192
me neither. boring and dumb players don't make for a good season. Cody has good villain potential and Josh is fun drama. Fuck Paul
>>85353205
I only like Jess desu. Her hair falling out was a shame but she has the best body and I like how loyal she is to Cody. I'm definitely not an Alexfag. I love asians but she isn't even a hot one
>>85353290
please stop
shitmances are for casuals
>>85353427
we're all gonna make it bro. I was at my all time low last season and I'm doing pretty great right now
nigga fuck john wayne
>>85353427
I see Paul and all I remember is the night of gaslighting and mental torture they inflicted on Bridge while laughing whenever she left the room. I want to see him burn.
>Cody to Jessica- Regardless of who gets HoH, you tell them about that temptation. Nobody would waste their HoH
looks like they're gonna leverage some power next week
>ramses still not campaigning to jessica
>>85353546
same. and all the lies, the pathological lying trying to make himself sound smart and cool.
>>85353427
she isnt loyal to cody, she is loyal to getting the most tv time and so that means riding his manlet dick as much as possible. she has the personality of doormat. she wont even go visit cody after this is all over. fakest showmance in the history of bb
>>85353578
If Cody can't get HoH it's a solid strat. only Paul or Josh would be willing to flush an HoH just to get rid of their temptation. everyone else would get rid of another problem.
>>85353618
The best part was claiming he was an MMA badass and then getting rekt by James 3 times in a row.
>>85353622
This is the most real romance in the season
>>85353479
spotted the fag
>>85352101
She is visually impaired. She has been borrowing Panda's glasses as they help her see but Panda has been keeping Raven away from her glasses by wearing them.
>>85353622
>fakest showmance in the history of bb
Is it even possible to be a faker showmance than James/Natalie last season?
>>85353634
agreed. they could potentially leverage this into 3 weeks of safety
>>85353578
>>85353634
its fucking retarded, its not a waste of an HoH. it means the entire house is safe for a week and you dont have to get blood on your hands. i would put them both up and challenge them to use it
>>85352361
Which one of her 18 voices is she using?
>>85353615
his social game is too strong, he doesn't need to worry about anything
>>85353718
they genuinely liked each other. they never even kissed. it was real friendship. jess and cody make out like 12 year olds. act your fucking age
reminder that /ourguy/ is misting you all
>>85352873
based
>>85353729
Even if they see it that way it's worth a shot. they are on everyone's radar as public enemy number 1. might as well try to get more safety out of it and if it backfires you still get another chance the next week.
how many zings till Julie?
>>85353764
The base of his plan didn't work
>>85353833
right so just let them do their thing and spring it on them IF you both go up. its stupid telling them in advance all that does is make you have to use it that week
>>85353729
but most people have secondary targets after them that they want out so they'll at least go after them.
A smart next HOH would
>learn about the temptation
>put one of them on the block as a pawn for a different backdoor target
>thus, if they aren't a successful pawn in veto, they are forced to use the temptation
>if they are a successful pawn, they backdoor someone
>>85353729
you should apply for BB
i am sure you would get Josh/Raven's "braindead follower" spot
2 MINS
Did Kevin really say Mark was a puusy / bitch for doing the Have Not boxes alone? I only heard Raven call him a pussy, but she is going around saying Kevin said that.
>>85353906
nobody is evicted if they use it, there is no pawn. it nullifies the week. it only gets you something under the element of surprise
Mark dun goofed
How is slop made? I think it is just oatmeal. What does slop taste like? Why do people hate the slop? desu, slop + water + cold showers sounds alright. The beds suck though.
>>85353503
I feel you man. I was at my worst 2 winters ago. I remember that winter because of how intense the suicidal thoughts were and how much bb I rewatched while I isolated myself from society. Think I watched over 12 seasons that winter
JULIE LOOKIN GOOD
>>85354018
Natural oats, proprietary blend of whey protein concentrate, soy protein isolate, wheat protein isolate, milk protein isolate, natural and artificial flavors, vitamins and minerals (vitamin A palmitate, thiamine mononitrate, riboflavin, pyridoxine hydrochloride, cyanocobalamin, vitamin D3, alpha tocopherol, niacin, biotin, pantothenic acid, calcium carbonate, magnesium oxide, zinc oxide, copper gluconate, manganese sulfate, ferrous sulfate, folic acid, potassium iodide), cellulose gum, salt and acesulfame potassium.
Jess titties sittin RIGHT
Just a reminder this is your bb19 champ
>>85352208
No matter how this season turns out, I need these two to do Amazing Race.
>>85354145
He's got to get a ride or die soon. Not everyone can weasel their way to 500k like andy.
>>85354074
So it's just high protein oatmeal?
There was a video on the Big Brother youtube that showed how it is made, but its gone now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuJ4uHieK0E
>>85354018
>I think it is just oatmeal
HGs have numerous times and seasons said it's much worse than oatmeal. idk what it really is though but it can't be as bad as they're putting on. most people are just pussies
josh don't play
>>85353992
look you dumb faggot
>putt jess and raven on block
>tell jess she's a pawn
>if veto is used on jess paul goes up
>if veto is not used on jess, she uses her halting hex
it really isn't that hard to comprehend retard
>>85354248
It's steel cut oats, powdered vitamins, and protein powder.
Steel cut oats isn't instant oats you're used to.
>YFW when you get hit in the face with Hotsauce and save your game
if they were smart they would pretend to get in some big fight
Codys reaction to Jess winning the power sweeeeeeeeeet
why is panda so bad at this game
>>85354145
He'll be be out fourth or fifth like previous older house guests.
mr and mrs meatball
>>85352777
Yeah I am surprised she didn't slide off of that chair.
what is this united house bullshit
officer tiger aCUTE
ALL THESE PAULFAGS HOLY FUCK
>>85354295
ok, who is hoh in this scenario? perhaps our streams got crossed
IF jess tells them about her temptation it would be retarded under any scenario to not put up jess and cody that way it has to be played. they both cant come down. its like flushing an idol on survivor except everyone is safe. its not a waste of an hoh cause like i said, there is no blood on anyones hands. its just a free week.
>>85354461
>when it's the jester holding court
OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE DEVIN BUSTED THROUGH THE FRONT DOOR. WHAT A TWIST.
>>85354423
while people are showfagging, xmas, raven and matt are plotting against mark
>>85354496
why is this a meme?
>cody
This guy is literally cancer to us showfags..
>>85354318
What an interesting assortment of clothing and hair. such creativity
Pure concentrated bullshit that xmas got to use the scooter during this comp
HOLY SHIT
GHOST DEVIN IS MOLESTING MILKYCBS PARANORMAL TEAM IS SCRAMBLING
>Detroit movie
>>85354478
well since mark and elena are about to get blindsided this week along with them, how about mark and elena? or whistlenut who still is the only person thinking about his own game? raven and matt have already decided they're going to go after mark and elena this week so it would work with them too. you'd have to be a massive paulfag to not go with that plan I posted, so only maybe paul/josh/kevin/alex might not go along with it
>>85354533
I was thinking this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zq7Eki5EZ8o
>tfw they had to make phones waterproof because people are addicted to technology and can't put them down even to swim in a pool
we're doomed
someone get me up to speed, is Jess going to backdoor Paul? who is her target this week
>>85354592
look, if someone has the power to cancel an eviction and the house finds out about it, its best for everyones game to get it out of play as soon as possible instead of risking them winning another hoh and using it later. this has nothing to do with paul, your rage boner for him is fascinating though
>>85354523
>meme
>>85354643
i'm going to backdoor your mom
>>85354633
If you get pushed into the pool with the phone in your pocket it sucks
based edit
>>85354633
>he's never needed to use his phone during a rain storm
How's life locked in ur parents basement?
Kek
>>85354523
>devin didn't put money in your pocket
cody is jesus resurrected
top kek at this fat fuck
>56 sec
Lel...betas
>>85354710
I live in California. It doesn't rain here.
>>85354656
why the fuck would anyone win HOH and play for the best result for the entire house? you stupid fucking retard this is an individual game why would anyone care what is better for the house rather than their own personal game?
I told you how it would be better for multiple other peoples games to not waste an HOH. Only paul would be scared of this
Is this comp rigged?
>stonewall cody
>>85354643
>is Jess going to backdoor Paul?
no because she doesn't have the votes
>cody didn't punch that fat beta in his face
>>85354729
KNOCK KNOCK
>tfw everyone is bullying cody
>>85354795
Please cap this fat yoga guy yelling at Cody lol
I like how they are editing around the obvious advantage xmas has
>>85354710
>not having a raincoat
>not using an umbrella
>>85354835
>avg /tv/ browser
>>85354198
Oh my god kill yourself
>>85354846
>complaining when you have the biggest advantage in the comp
Fuck off christmas
>As a radio personality
XMAS IS SITTING ON HER FUCKING SCOOT FUCKING SHOW IT
>Literally thrown trash at
>Puts none of them on the block
>>85354962
Cody doesn't win
MEATBALL AHAHAHAHA
M-MEATBALL!!
>everyone picking Cody
HE DOESN'T DESERVE IT
>>85354990
not sure if you're retarded
>>85354764
you are giving 2 people unfettered safety for 3 more weeks. im not saying its better for everyone from team perspective. its better for everyones individual game to remove that advantage as soon as possible
under your scenario you are giving cody and jessica safety through the august 10 eviction which means they are safe till the next eviction on aug 17th (if no double) just so you can turn on one of the people you have been working with
good plan, im sure you would do great on bb
Fucking josh man
>>85354990
I know jess does they're duo yet still didn't put anyone up
wow josh almost won
How bout that Josh? How bout that?
>>85355029
Bobby Moynihan has really let himself go
JOSH
O
S
H
Josh is great tv. Is Jess going bald?
>>85355036
If the house doesn't get what it wants, it will eat you. This is science.
why is this dumb bitch playing with something to lean on what the fuck take her home
Josh is fucking based
Lmfao
You look like a pack of meatballs
>Xmas gets to lean on her walker
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
>>85355036
>ts better for everyones individual game to remove that advantage as soon as possible
no, it's not better for the HOH to do that, because the HOH probably won't be able to compete the week after and this is one of their only chances in power and they can't get ANYONE out. people now have like 5 targets and by hearing they can't target their top 2, they would be absolutely retarded not go to after their 3rd target
>under your scenario you are giving cody and jessica safety through the august 10 eviction which means they are safe till the next eviction on aug 17th (if no double) just so you can turn on one of the people you have been working with
only absolutely best case scenario, which is unlikely to happen
>good plan, im sure you would do great on bb
faggot
BASED JOSH
Is Jess still planning on being a retard and not using the veto on Ramses?
>>85354919
ok, but (You) first
>>85355112
josh is a cornball. he keeps saying the shit over and over
>spray paint
It's fucking nothing
reminder, slutmas is sitting on her fucking scooter which is cheating
JODY vs all baby
UP DUP DUH DUH DAH AH DUH DUP
>>85355150
You seem like a meatball
lol most rigged comp ever
>xmas gets to sit and compete
>still loses
PRODUCTION SCRAMBLING
>>85355191
absolutely based
how do you lose with a handicap to your favor? hahahahaha just go home
>>85355191
Alright so the idea is to backdoor Paul. But do they have the votes? I've missed the feeds all week.
I NEED a Josh HoH next week or the week after
Xmas is not sitting
She's clearly only resting her cast on the walker thing
>>85355215
And she was on painkillers.
>>85355197
i bet you cry just like him when you get bullied
>>85355233
>We're going to make sure the meatballs are in your pocket..
>>85355215
>people that go out get to choose a houseguest to punish
>they know they'll all pick cody
definitely not rigged
paul needs to be evicted so this season can be about josh vs cody
Cody is so alpha god damn
>>85355240
Paul vs Josh?
Josh gone
>>85355240
>Alright so the idea is to backdoor Paul
They want to take out Josh
what are the chances of Josh or Paul going home this week?
>>85355240
>But do they have the votes?
of course they don't
SO MANY PAULFAGS IN THE HOUSE FUCKING HOW
>>85355240
There is no way they have the votes. Paul would have:
>xmas
>alex
>elena
>mark
>matt
>kevin
>raven
And probably Jason and Ramses would vote to keep him to in order to stay good with the house.
Josh is Devin but he's trying too hard to be funny. I'm glad they are trying to cast more Devin-esque people though
>>85355262
They should all ask for painkillers during endurance comps as long as baby jesus birthday girl is in the house
>>85355301
you should see beta bitch josh's reaction to when he's on the block. he spent a whole day crying and then locked alone in a room screaming at the camera
>>85355191
Jesus Christ he's a hot mess. I love it
this retard who keeps righting paragraphs nobody reads is probably right
these mindless paul minions will probably gladly waste their HOH just to please Paul and get a chance to split Jody before jury
>>85355321
99% Ramsus
1% Josh
>>85355367
hahahahaha
>>85355350
devin won comps and made moves. josh has done literally nothing, they are not the same don't force this meme
Based jessica
ABSOLUTELY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>they edited out Jess trying to make a deal with Xmas and Xmas telling her no flat out
>>85355415
this.
>>85355415
correct
She should be crying about wasting an HOH
Top fucking kek at this retarded forced in sob story
>christmas gets to rest on scooter
>10 against 2
>get to choose someone to punish when eliminated
AND THEY STILL FUCKING LOST.
jesus christmas it would suck to be that much of a failure
>>85355415
Josh is a disaster compared to devin. Devin took criticism head on with a smile.
>im upset that i lost when i got to blatantly cheat :((
holy fuck self evict any time
>>85355492
>she's literally standing on one leg
>resting
>>85355392
Absolute wasted HOH
>>85355492
There is no way production planned on Jess/Cody winning this. this was designed to fuck them. Cody didn't even get to rest after all the battleback comps he did, he had to go right into HoH comp.
>>85354363
because she's not strategic or socially aware. you need at least one of those two to be a decent bb player
>Jess getting a good edit
:).
Devin was a gamer who played too hard and got paranoid
Josh is a bipolar idiot who occasionally has some good moments
>>85355492
the leading redemption to this season is cody/jess/maybe jasonwinning every comp. this is the potential frank and shane had in s14 when they won more than 2/3s of all comps they were in
>I hold no grudges mark
>DR right after
>Mark is the person is trust least in this house
That night was an ultimate night of failure for paulliance. First Paul got rekt mano y mano then the entire house failed to beat a team of 2
LITERALLY RIGGED AGAINST JESSICA AND CODY
Devin basically created the BOMBSQUAD that carried Derrick to the F3
What has Josh done?
Is the Josh poster just trying to make us Devin bros look bad? Josh is a fucking retard while Devin was a godly player.
>>85355538
she can lean to the other leg you retard
>>85355624
The other BROKEN leg?
How much would you pay to watch Cody beat the shit out of Josh?
>>85355591
>>85355652
500,000
>>85355561
Devin created a super alliance to combat Battle of the Block
Josh has no alliance and is a social pariah
>>85355592
hay guise do you like showmances? i fucking love them, its the only reason i watch this shit
Josh is nobody's boy
>>85355191
>>85355652
Cody would lose in a fair fight to every dude in the house except Ramses
sleeping lawn tiger is CUTE
>>85355644
the ankle and under is broken not the whole leg
>>85355696
they would need to have 3 guys vs cody to make it fair
>>85355561
Devin literally said to Derrick week 3 that he is the best player in the house.
Josh might be the most retarded person ever cast on Big Brother.
>>85355568
I just remembered how everyone that season was saying Frank was "overreacting" to being put one the block like 6 weeks in a row and getting out of it everytime, saying he shouldn't be angry.
>>85355696
>paul
>winning a fight against anyone
>>85355644
She broke her foot
>>85355696
Lel. You believe a Marine would lose to that fat piece of shit?
>>85355742
Why do you think Cody has that blank stare thing? He's literally a rape victim
>>85355696
nice bait pal
>>85355679
>showmance with 2 seemingly pretty cool people
or
>every single other person in the house blindly worshipping one person, effectively making the whole house 1 person's every desire vs. the showmance
Really cramming my cranium to choose one...
>>85355696
Have your
(You)
and leave.
>>85355767
>Paul thinks he can win against Cody
>3 times in a row he's lost to Cody
why didn't they show the HOH reveal
>she doesn't have time for you
KEK
>>85355767
This. He literally got beaten by James in a mock MMA fight.
>>85355760
he was legit either HOH or on the block for the first half of his first season
damn 2v100 is so hard to watch in this game theyre all weak paulfags but they have numbers on their side this is so hard to watch
This clown faced bitch is going to coast to the final 4
>>85355792
the military has a don't ask don't tell policy for a reason
Am I the only person that despises Xmas for strictly personal reasons? I can't even explain why, I just feel extreme repulsion when seeing her face or hearing her voice. Don't feel that way with anyone else in the house, but Raven comes close
Imagine being HOH when the whole house hates you. Probably a great fucking feeling
>they're all working together but none of them trust each other
classic bb
HAHAHAHAHAH JOSH CRYING AGAIN HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>85355941
i can't stand her
I fucking hate Josh. I honestly hope he dies
>>85355941
I hate her because she
>lies about her age
>is a drug addict
>is an attention whore
>has tattoos
>broke her foot and cried for sympathy for it
>doesn't leave the game
>gets to leave the house all the fucking time for therapy meetings
>she's a paulfag
she's getting up there with paul and frankie for me
>>85355910
Good I hope jessica wins.
Cody 2
Kevin 3 + america fav
man these hoh comps are pretty rigged against cody
>tfw whistlenut and Kevin would be working with jess and cody if Alex didn't keep talking them out of it all week
>>85355809
>a girl with the personality of a doormat that talks about assholes all dday
>a dude who sits in solace and makes faces
>pretty cool
i can see how you find this entertaining
>>85355941
she's really petty. she was like that week 1 and took everything way too personally and couldn't ever just drop something, then did it again with Dom for no reason. also she loves to be a victim, so she's the type to gladly outlash at anything she can convince herself to be offended at.
>>85356127
it wouldnt be fun if its easy cody is obviously superior to everyone in the house
>>85356127
>lots of physical shit dumped onto cody
>ramses gets a light graffiti spray
>>85356131
>Cody has literally sabotaged or tried to sabotage multiple people's game
>working with him
>>85356149
It's hilarious how much I can tell about the kind of person you are from this post.
>>85356127
Next week's HoH is another random chance crapshoot. they won't give Cody a chance, not even a mental comp because they know he could win that too.
>>85355941
she's also old; probably needs a lot of lube
>>85356220
this.
>Paul lives in LA and doesn't know about saran wrap around your stomach
based kev
Clean wrap at night will keep you tight. Take the sultans words to heart fatties.
>>85356205
>not working with a comp beast and a meatshield
>>85356220
do tell oh wise one
i tell it like it is while you pretend you could be cody or his friend
Is Kevin autistic?
kevin is playing 4-d chess
Taking Josh out? Smart
Putting him next to Ramses? Dumb as fuck
>>85356425
>>85356425
>>85356425
>>85356425
new thread
>>85356370
>clean
Are you retarded?
>both gay guys
bye ramses
>>85356513
>so fat he didn't even hear what the sultan said.
Lose some, you pig.
>>85356676
google.com
>>85356711
>>85356046
>>85356151
>stays in game even though she can barely compete in any challenges and can't even move around the house properly
>in her pretty mind she tells herself she stays because she proves what a tough person she can be and can prove she can still win the game and people will like her for it
>reality is she doesn't want her 15 minutes of fame to end so quickly and she is probably lusting for the prize money
>also fans of the game just think it's lame TV and respect her even less for not leaving
0 sympathy
>>85356925
nice mustache fag
>>85356996
reminder, once she broke her foot and was being carried out she asked if she could come back next year