/got/ general - Ned edition

>>85349552
In how many hours will the new episode be released?

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Wed, bed, behead, give head

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>>85349552
How does one join the Warlocks?

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4th for how much further will they fuck up the base with this episode

>>85349615
behead dany, wed smirkfu, bed titsnek, give head arya

So when Jon joins Danaerys will Davos care or even remember that Tyrion killed most of his sons?

>>85349615
>Behead arya
>Bed the sand snek
>Give head Dany
>Wed Marg

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>directed by mark mylod
>written by bryan cogman

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FROM THE DUSTY MESA

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No TWOW in 2017.
Probably no TWOW in 2018
But more of his shitty Targ history!

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Karl Tanner appreciation post

>>85349615
behead dany
wed the dornish bitch
bed arya
give head to margaery

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First the Lyanna Mormont bitching out a grown man is now lore. Every women and child. Military genius

>>85349615
behead, bed, wed, give head
unless 'give head' means eating her, in that case switch bed and give head.

>>85349615
Wed smirk
Bed snek
Behead ogre
Give head kelly c

>>85349615
Wed bad poosey
bed Margaery
behead Dany
get head from Arya

the book is taking so long because grrm didn't back up his data and lost everything

>>85349615
You have them in the right order

Reminder that this board is /tv/ and as such this is a place to discuss the TV show, not whine about the books. Whining about books makes you a bed-wetter.

Examples of bed-wetting behaviour -


Genuinely believing Stannis is still alive (delusional beyond belief)
Mentioning "Darkstar" (whatever that is)
Trying to cast or droning on about characters that will obviously not even appear in the show
Referring to the White Walkers as "Others"
Crying about some goofy zombie Cat Stark story being removed
Calling the Three Eyed Raven "Bloodraven" like a complete oaf
Saying "Dabid"
Not realising that saying "frogfu" is as beta as it gets
Whining about 104 year old Barristan Selmy being outnumbered and killed
Bringing up Reddit in any context
Using terms like "bookfag", "showpleb", "normies" or any cringeworthy variant


Please stick to discussing all the good and bad aspects of the TV show only. No bed-wetting.

If any of this post upsets you please do not whine like a child, kindly piss off to /lit/ and try not to weep when you get bullied.

>>85349675
AND HARRENHAL

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

>>85349669
hiya reddit

>>85349615
Wed Margaery
Bed Dany
Behead Arya
Give head to snaek I bet she's got some serious bush

>>85349688
>I don't need your permission!
god that so fucking contrived

>>85349761
hiya cogman

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>>85349738
modern day absolutely fucking cute

>>85349615
wed bad pusy, bed margaery, behead arya, give head to danaerys

inb4 stream request

>>85349735
Why are they called white walkers rather than others anyway?

I never saw the point in this change.

>>85349688
>we fight the army of the dead
>you'll all go south where it's warm
>and knit our uniforms so we don't die of frostbite

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>Watching Game of Thrones when you could be watching Twin Peaks

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>>85349680
I crossed the wall
I was not caught
Though many tried
I live among you
Well-disguised

>>85349794
requesting stream

>>85349795
because they thought people were stupid and would confuse the others with the others from lost

not even joking.

>>85349729
In what the raids by LAPD
>>85349779
>liking a faggot

>>85349794
>>85349814
hello where are streams

>>85349795
Others doesn't sound HELLA EPIC

>>85349814
https://play.hbonow.com

>>85349552
BASED ned edition, seven blessings on u OP

>>85349856
>BEHEADED ned edition

ftfy

>>85349827
I know the audience for GoT is much more normier than it was before.
But they can't be that dumb.

any stream m8s?

>>85349794
Dood I need this, but yeah I realise there three hours to go

>>85349772
>bet she's got some serious bush

you crazy. I bet there's not a hair down there.

>>85349683
>any knight
>anytime

>>85349795
allegory for evil white men

The same reason Aegon was cut out of the show(white man with claim to throne) and everything else. It's strayed from the books and is now a cuck story

>>85349795
Easy to understand in print form what you mean because Others is capitalised

Would cause confusion on screen

>>85349794
ya'll shoulda bookmarked last weeks

STANNIS
THE
MANNIS

And Darkstar, and he is of the night(and not that faggot snow zombie)

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>>85349737
Go on continue

>>85349879
tfw poor dead ned

>>85349688
it's the apocalypse m8, the definition of total war. everyone who isn't in a support role should be in combat, and kids and women can shoot bows at a dumb wight easily

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>>85349667
>>85349709
>>85349772
>>85349785

>behead Arya
Why would anyone do this?

Night King: I see... only darkness... before me...
Stannis: Without its master's command, the restless Scourge will become an even greater threat to this world. There must always be a Night’s King.
Jon: The weight of such a burden... it must be mine, for there is no other -
Benjen: You hold a grim destiny in your hands, nephew, but it is not your own!
Jon: Benjin! By all that is holy...
Benjin: The dragon's flame sealed my fate. The world of the living can no longer comfort me. Place the crown upon my head Jon. Forever more, I will be the jailer of the Damned.
Jon: No, old friend. I cannot.
Benjen: Do it Jon! You and these brave heroes have your own destinies to fulfill. This last act of service is mine.
Jon: You will not be forgotten, uncle.
Benjen: I MUST be forgotten! If the world is to live free from the tyranny of fear, they must never know what was done here today.
Benjen: Tell them only that the Night’s King is dead.
Bejen: And that Benjen Stark died with him. NOW, GO. LEAVE THIS PLACE AND NEVER RETURN.

>>85349996
it's an awful head

>>85349805
That's sexist. Women should not play to their strengths and assume an auxiliary roll, they should be right there on the front lines with the 6'7" northern man

>>85349996
My dick wills it, I'm sorry

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>>85350024

Where will dany be walking in tonight's episode?

>>85349938
>implying I stayed up that late and this website still exists

>>85349885
Yes they can be. Would also cause confusion about which others you're talking about since at least in the books it's capitalized, in speech, not so.

D&D also changed Asha's name to keep people from getting confused with Osha

>>85349615
behead dany
bed p00sie
wed margaery for unlimited sex with best waifu
give head to wolverine

>>85349988
>using arrows rather than incendiary mangonels and dragonglass grenades

>>85350079
hopefully a fucking treadmill

>>85350079
on my dick and balls hopefully

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>>85350012
>inb4 this actually happens

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All bend the knee for His Grace, Stannis of Houses Baratheon, First of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, Servant of The Lord of Light, Azor Ahai, and Protector of the Realm.

>>85350012
>Stannis has just been making out with night king during this conversation

Allegedly Nathalie Emmanuel gets extremely naked tonight, and the Meera actress also shows a tit

>>85350012
Kino

>>85349735
>Mentioning "Darkstar" (whatever that is)
how dare you, he is of the night, didnt you know?

Reminder that Bran is the night king

>>85350125
Just make a suit of armor out of dragon glass

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>only 7 episodes
>the first two are total shit trash

>>85350172
I want to believe

>>85350012
Damn this is actually good

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>>85349988
Into the caves with thee, woman. There be a horde of ten thousand orcs come nightfall and it should depress our good fighting men to hear your wailing.

>>85350172
will we also see uncut cocks?

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>>85349996

I met david benioff in an airport
he said that the next episode after tonights is supposed to be crazy

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>>85350076

>>85350193
But wights aren't killed by it and you have to thrust it into a whitewalker for it to be effective

>>85349584
like 2.5

>>85349812
I'm liking it and all, ep 6 done, wish Coop would de-retard but it seems like it aint gonna happen anytime soon

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People complaining about new TWOW delay forget that he did not finish ADWD yet.

>>85350230
I thought wights are killed by it now in the show?

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Should Euron replace the High Sparrow in the Chaosh Crew or is he too shitty of a character?
Maybe he can prove himself this episode

>>85350155
how did you change the image?

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>>85350221

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>>85350226
SOON

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COME WITH ME AND TAKE THIS CITY

>>85349910
>you crazy. I bet there's not a hair down there.
Stop trying to picture every cute girl with disgusting razor bumps, stubble and nicks.

>>85350193

They'd get sued by bethesda and that kind of glass work seems too advanced for their universe.

>>85350284
>doesn't take city

bravo stannis

>>85350219
scene is with Grey Worm, so you see fuck all from him unsurprisingly

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>>85350127

>>85350201
>saving photos of children on your computer
>>85350272
>37 minutes
But it starts at 2

>>85349615
Bed bad poosy because she's probably a freak in bed
Wed Dany for political ties and power
Give head to Marg
Kill the Hunchback of Notre Dame

is there ANYTHING more pathetic than a stannisautist

>>85350295
well, jon has a dream that he's covered in black ice armor with a flaming sword. it's dragonglass armor

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when will I see my wife again?

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Friendly reminder.

>>85350302
You still see his raunchy balls

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>>85350306
thats not a child, this is

>>85350172
>Meera shows a tit

I wanna believe

you sure you aren't talking about yara?

>>85350257
4Chan Sapphire Account

>>85350351
Unsullied don't have balls either

>>85350209
(you know it's from world of warcraft, right?)

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Go Euron !!!

>>85350172
meeras not in this episode, lie better

>>85350373
No, the one in castle black

>>85350286
This, if a bitch doesn't wax it just groom it right, though waxed is still better than nasty hair since hair on a cooch grosses the fuck outta me

>>85350337
Hmm perhaps lost targaryan armor? Apparently they were an advanced society

>>85350337
>a dream
You know what Torumnd had a dream of, mance saving the raiders, but he fucking didn't

>>85350349
Twin what?
Never heard of it

>>85350436
mance is still alive in the books you dunce

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So is here a specific reason why Daenerys isn't going to go straight for King's Landing?
There wouldn't be any food on Dragonstone, as there weren't any people there, and there's no fucking way she brought food from Essos for her army

>>85350425
there is no castle black in this episode you dumb tit

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>>85350172
>and the Meera actress also shows a tit

>>85350358
>saving photos of babies on your computer >>85350432

>>85349735
DABIIIIIIIID

>>85350436
>but he fucking didn't
um yes he did

>>85350456
fish

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>>85350272
What am I looking at

>>85350284
>>85350155
>>85349948
When are you gonna give it up m8

is there a livestream for poorfags?

>>85350456
>be Irish
>starve rather than fish
>>85350432
>advanced
>built a fucking road

>>85350238
The gap between ADWD and TWOW passed the length of the gap between AFFC and ADWD a few months ago

>>85350230
>wights aren't killed by it

They are now according to one of the writers for the show

>>85350255
They are. t. Dave Hill(?)

>>85350456
Pretty sure Urine is going to defeat her fleet and strand her army on Dragonstone, then they will run or of food

Where do you guys watch the episodes? I usually torrent but I'd like to stream so I can see the reactions live

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>Cersei is stood on the neck
>Jaime is stood on the fingers

>>85350516
comfyzone my man

>>85350477
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>>85350516
In 3 hours maybe
/tg/ has scanon, does someone upload a mega.nz for episodes here?

>>85350569
he's clearly standing in the ocean you blind fuck

>>85350568
my tv, mommy lets me sit in her lap and we watch together

>>85350569
She's clearly stood at the 'twins' right below the neck
Jaime grabs her tits confirmed

>>85350456
she doesnt want to look like just another conqueror sacking king's L, to the smallfolk and general population, so she first wants to buttfuck the lannisters on their own home turf, to gain rep and hit what is now the most hated family in westeros, who is probably perceived as crazies who let a crazy cunt usurp the throne after 911'ing the westeros vatican

>>85350456
Just how crippled are the Lannisters at this point?

>>85349552
Valyrian Freehold=rome
Free cities=italian city states

>>85350456
>Daenerys isn't going to go straight for King's Landing?

Dany needs to win over the rest of Westeros first, plus Cersei has the whole city under control and wildfire under them, can't just come in slaughtering and conquering and burning

>>85350295
Euron has Valyrian steel armor

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>tfw this won't happen

>>85350606
>mommy fetish
Would Munge

How much better would the show be if Jon stayed dead and Stannis was elected the king in the north after defeating the Boltons?

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tonight lads

>>85350606
Your actual mommy
Or your "mommy"

>>85350569
looks more like she's on the bite, and he's on the narrow sea

>>85350616
They're going to think she's just another crazy targ when she marries her nephew anyways.

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>>85350660
fucking stupid. leave jon dead. leave stannis dead. leave the boltons alive.

HBO Now gives you a month for free, then you only need 1 more month at 14.99 to watch all of season 7, yet still poorfags complaining about no streams. You can find the money in your couch cushions ffs

>>85350638
Is that a discount Black Knight from Dark Souls?

>>85350256
He can join, there's no need to remove based High Sparrow

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>>85350638

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>tfw like book-euron but can't like the series one

>>85350036

CAOSSS IZ A LADDDAH

>>85350155
>tfw I'd beat stannis' ass in r/l
he's a weak fuck who relied on blood magic to make it anywhere.

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>>85350699
>Actually supporting this show

>>85350569
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>85349794
where is the stream tho

>get everyone hype with ep1
>slow it down
>muh big battle in the second to last episode
>cliffhanger in the last ep

any chance they will go a different route this season?

>>85350735
>pretending to be a rebel to hide the fact that youre poor as fuck

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>>85350713

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so better or worse than season 6?

>>85350770
post the stannis one

Suddenly Jon felt his arms restricted by rope, tied to the posts of the bed. "There's no need for bonds." he said. "I wanted to introduce you to an old Targaryean tradition Viserys learned me." Dany replied. "I feared you wouldn't be endeared by it at first so I had the slav-, I mean, servants tie you up."

She climbed atop of him and started to squat. Every stool landing on his face was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water. After some time she started to move her lips slowly over his cock. The more she sucked, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew, and her thirst sent her crawling to his cock for more.

>>85350318

Dannyautist

>>85350781
if leaks are accurate it is about as bad as s5

>>85350538
>implying they just built roads
They were advanced in magic. That's why the citadel who revere science hate them, and why they technologies like the "glass candle" a secret. Also why Valyrian steel is sharper than any metal known in that world. Get your lore game up, pleb.

>>85350699
I dont have a credit card

>>85350699
We /GoodGoyim/ now
Same with paradox I can afford it but don't buy it

>>85350716
>like euron

edgelord

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>Jul. 22nd, 2007 07:14 am (UTC)
>Ten years from now, no one is going to care how quickly the books came out.

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>>85350786

>>85350622
But there isn't anyone left
The Lannisters """"""""shouln't"""""""" have any military or money, and the Iron Islands don't have shit, even with their fleet
The North will stay out of the warm, though we know Jon will bend the knee
so the war """"""""should""""""""be quick and easy

>>85349615
Wed dany

Bed Marg

Behead arya

Give head to sand snek

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>>85350786
which one?

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>>85350559
>Urine

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>>85350826

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>>85350787

>>85350559
inb4 euron is actually going to capture one of the dragons with that horn shit and the use of his kraken

>>85350256
>or is he too shitty of a character?

Really shitty

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>>85350826

>>85350845
what the fuck picture is that. stannis is bald

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>no more tywin
>no more stannis

what's the fucking point

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>>85350284

>>85350826
Jesus fucking Christ I'm just gonna kill myself fuck it

>>85350571
which channel?

>>85350340
was this supposed to be that character that appears to dany in the books telling her prophecies and shit?

>>85350826
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHSAHHAHFDHFJKADHFASDJKFGHKJHGADFBNLDGKBNMLGKwfgadfgbasg

>>85350826
this fucking hurts

>>85350948
yes, quaithe

>>85350948
yes, but the show doesn't have glass candles and shit

>>85350941
I imagine it'll be on the main channel when the time comes, but the site owner will probably post here with information soon

>>85350972
or a compelling story for that matter

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>>85350826
How will bookcucks ever survive this?

>>85350926
The mountain
Jamie
UHM
Stannis will return

yeah

>>85349615
Behead would-be conqueror slayqueen
Bed Margaery
Give head to snek
Wed Arya and have assassin waifu to do my bidding who won't want to make me whipped or have a sister who'd want to whip me.

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>>85350826
DELETE THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW

GoT Prequel movie when
GoT cinematic universe when

How many more hours?

Bookfags, are we being cucked in real time by GRRM??

>>85350770
HOL UP YOU BE SAYIN
>euron will lose the dragon horn to the night king who will summon the dragons and kill one of them but let the rest go

>>85350836
How do you propose you take a city full of hostages and volatile wildfire.

and taking the rest of Westeros by military might just makes Dany look like a conqueror come to burn and destroy if she doesn't do it right

>>85350948
Yes
Honestly looking back, I should have seen where this was all headed when Dabid and Jewbid butchered the Qarth plotline.
At the time I just put it down to budget issues, and that the stuff in the tower wouldn't translate to screen well, but I should have seen.

>>85350923
how can you tell, his got a crown on

>>85350826
>nor will I give up traveling...attending cons....having dinner...doing other projects

we should have known, it was right there all along

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>>85351039
ofc

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CONFIRMED

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>>85350826
>>85350826

Leave him alone!

>>85351102
he stopped going to cons didnt he? i think he just got sick of people asking him the same 3 fucking questions over and over

>>85351102
I'm shite at photoshop and dont have the program anymore on my pc, but

someone please do a "don't believe his lies" shoop with fat fuck's face

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>tfw we will never see Asshai
>tfw we will never see Q'dath
>tfw we will never see Mossovy
>tfw we will never see the cities of the bloodless men
>tfw we will never see yi ti
>tfw we will never see the five forts

Instead, we will see Dany FUCKING EPIC scenes, boatsex and GURL POWA

Fuck this show and fuck GRRM for being a lazy bastard.

>>85351137
COME WITH ME AND BURN THIS CITY

DANCING? MAYBE YOU OUGHT TO PUT ON A DRESS?

>>85351177
;_;
I want to see dragon of asshai

>>85351177
>He wants another book of world building

>>85350933
>>85350692
Post more GoT flag Wojaks

too many females itt

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>>85351238

>>85351177
>Mossovy
>in the east
wow george, real creative

>>85351177
>you will never visit the spooky plains

>>85350826
FUCK YOU YOU FAT FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>85351254
Moscow is like right on the Ukraine border your know

>>85351177
to be fair, what do you want, to have a single pov chapter in every single fucking city in all of planetos?
some things are best left to imagination, and some others you just dont have the time for

>>85351177
I don't think we'll see anything further east than Qarth in ASOIAF, if Gurm wasn't old and fat maybe he'd have time to do stories there, but he is.

>>85351177
>tfw we will never see stygai
>tfw we will never see lorath

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Who is controlling whom?

>>85351249
Only have Bolton, Stannis and Seaworth at the moment.

any comfy vids to get me in the mood?

anybody watching the strain after?

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bran says this to sansa in episode three

ive never wanted to swallow bleach so badly

>>85351143
he doesn't go to huge ones like comic con, but he still goes to all kinds of writers conventions and collects appearance fees to talk on panels

>>85351343
Did he watch Theon watch Sansa getting consensually loved?

Fuck all that, I want to see the kingdom of valyria in all its glory running up to its demise

Requesting the image of Book vs Show Dragonstone from last ep

>>85351006
>go to comfy zone
>a fat black women is being arrested for breaking a table whilst saying she dindu nuffin
Truly enlightening

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SNOW FAGS BTFO

>>85351386
valyrian fucking shits

>>85351373
He warged into Ramsay halfway through

>>85351343
THIS IS SOME COMFY ASS SHIT RIGHT HER MAIN RIGHT FUCKIN HER MAIN

LETS GET IT

COME ON ARYA COME ON GURL YOU GONA BE UP TO JON AN HE GONA SCRUFFLE DAT HAIR YOU GURL YOU KNOW IT GONA BE NICE AN HOMELY

>>85351308
Who's the one at the top?

WWE bros where you at? It's time to leave this shit thread and head over to /asp/ to make fun of this punjabi prison

>>85351412
implying he didn't warg into sansa like the bitchboy he is

>>85351412
>Ramsey was about to not rape her, but Bran warged into him and made him go through with it

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Is this accurate?

>>85351373
hell yeah, you know he keeps that one saved in his external harddrive for nighttime. His favorite is watching little dany ride drogo though.

>>85351039
Lady Aryn didn't fly so well, who wants to try next

>>85351440
He warged into both at the same time.

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>>85351343
GOD I FUCKING HATE THIS SHOW

>>85351445
wtf no

>greece
>valyria

>>85351445
UK is Iron Islands

>>85351455
>Bran's favorite is interracial porn

DROPPED

>>85351071
If cercy blows the city up then dang is completely let legitimatised in her reconquest of the lands

>>85349615
Wed Marg
Bed Dany (just to say I had the mother of burgers)
Give head to bad pusy
Behead quasimodo

>>85351423
The Truth Bringer. The father of theories, the breaker of westeros.org. The one true king of /got/.

>>85351343
>the show is completely cucked because of "sansa rape" let's remind everyone even more
oh god please no

>>85351445
>Scandinavia
>Iron Islands
Maybe in the year circa 1000

>>85351495
well he's really more into the parts at the end when they bring in a horse

>>85351445
Valyria is literally atlantis

>>85351476
> ancient ruined civilization
> similar shape
I can see it, desu.

>>85351121
What was the original lines here?


2 hours hype BOIS

>>85351551
its the fucking romans

>>85351343
This is the clunkiest cringiest fucking bullshit i've ever read.

IT WAS SNOWING
YOU WERE SO BEAUTIFUL!!!
YOU WERE RAAAPAAPPPPPEPEPEEEEEDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>85351445
where is asshai

>>85351557
>2 hours hype BOIS

the /v/eddit invasion is real. You have to go back.
>>>/v/

>>85351557
did you send the ravens?

...
n-no

..


...

..
that was your job, you're one job.

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GRRM's pacing has become so glacial it's impossible he will ever finish the series.

An example for those who haven't read the books. He's released a bunch of sample chapters from the upcoming book TWOW. Two of them are from the point of view of a character named Arianne (someone so irrelevant she's been cut from the show). At the beginning of the first chapter we learn she is journeying to meet a character named Connington (also irrelevant and cut from the show). And it takes her until the end of the second chapter to get there, the entire 2 chapters filled with nothing but descriptions of the scenery. And then, once she gets there, she finds out Connington has moved, so it will take another chapter at least to find him.

If GRRM had this pacing when he started, the first book would have ended with Ned just having reached King's Landing

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>>85351343
i say this as a branfag,
please fucking kill bran

>>85350127
Kek

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>>85351343
.......................

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>>85350826
>>85350869
>>85350919
>>85350940
>>85350969
>>85351030
>>85351014
>>85351286

What's the problem here? Him not finishing the books? fast enough?

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> there are plebs ITT who do not worship Alys Karstark

Pathetic.

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WE ARE T-MINUS TWO HOURS AND COUNTING

THE HYPE IS PALPABLE!

THE HYPE IS REAL!

>>85350569
Cersei is just south of the neck, learn geography

>>85351509
It also means she let 500,000 people die in her pursuit

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>>85351628

>>85351577
>sits between Essos and shadowy lands of darkness and demons
Asshai is clearly Constantinople

>>85350569
they're actually both in king's landing you fucking idiot

>>85351445
>the north are all slavs rather than northerners and yorkshiremen

>>85351343
you can't be serious

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>>85350507
When i see Stannis

>>85351628
butterface 2bh

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>>85350221

>>85351628
>>85351669
Having a nice rack does not change a butterface.

>>85351539
why can't he be into something more wholesome, like watching his parents fuck?

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>>85351669

>>85351343
translation:

>We're so sorry for offending you, sjws! i'm sorry it had to happen on our show and threaten our shekels! we thought it was going to be beautiful! we thought we were pandering to fans, just like now! shitpie turner is so beautiful!

>>85350218
Theoden a best

>>85351561
>not the byzantines
>>85351602
Why was Sam sending ravens
>hey we know we executed a guy for saying white walkers exist but white walkers exist
Captcha ANGERS GAMES

>>85351290
actually yes like similarion

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>>85351730
>>85351719
She has a beautiful face, and is the true Queen in the North.

>>85351746
ned only sexed for procreation, and only in the cover of full darkness and through a hole in a wolfskin sheet to protect his honor. Not sure if Bran is into freaky fetish shit like that yet.

Fist of the first Men, first WW(Other attack)

>>85351793
>>85351793
>>85351793

>>85350706
Pepsi Black Knight

Arya kills a little finger

>>85351780
>>not the byzantines

no, it's clearly rome and not that greek speaking bullshit degeneracy. the doom split the land up, it wasn't like that when the valyrians had an empire.

Have any of the actors in this show hooked up irl? I don't keep up with celebrity gossip.

>>85351343
If sansa's response isn't "im sorry for all thats happened to you, im sorry you were permanently disabled in your own home, im not the only fucking person on earth thats ever suffered" then im done with this feminazi show

>>85351780
meant you
>>85351821

>>85350340
That whole storyline was like something out of a fucking Doctor Who episode, with the hammy acting and awful costumes

>>85351791
God I just want to hang out with her and maybe get some coffee and then go hiking!

>>85351664
How was she suppoused to know that though
>>85351748
WE NAZBOL NOW

>>85351824
*Bepis

>>85351832
Jon Snow and Ygritte are fucking

>>85349552
Ran out of ideas, "oh wait, let's have them fight the dead (sort of like TWD)" Gaymen Thrones fans mad.

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>>85351442
>Bran had been warged into Ramsey the whole time

>>85351859
>How was she suppoused to know that though

Tyrion told her about it.

As for the common folk, maybe they'll think Cersei went nuts, maybe they'll think Dany did it, maybe they'll think Mad King's caches just caught fire and neither side knew about it, but it won't look good for Dany to be associated with the burning of all of King's Landing

>>85351832
maisie and sophie definitely licked each others bagines

Volantis is Constantinople/ Byzantium
City famed for it's walls, the main power in the area, former city of the Valyrian freehold (clearly roman republic/ west roman empire)

>>85351832
charles dance and sophie hooked up season 1

I just wanna learn more about Sothyros damn it

>>85351858
I want to fuck her in the ass

>>85351832
Kristian Nairn and Isaac Hempstead Wright

>>85351832
Tommen and Bran have bareback buttsecks

>>85351832
lena headey and jerome flynn apparently used to date before the show but had a bad breakup that made things awkward on set

>>85351832
Sophie and Kit.

Sophie and Maisie

Kit and Emilia

You just KNOW

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>>85351958
It's the Congo -- dark, uncivilized, and full of savages and other deadly animals.

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>>85351791
lmao is she doing a Nigel Farage impression

>>85351614
to be fair, i find Tyrions journey to Meereen very interesting. very.

i did not read the sample chapter tho.

>>85352014
Sophie and maisie 100%, I wish I could witness it.

this Show's for niggers

>>85352081
I'm sure seen the tapes and helped them make some new ones

>>85351958
This. Sounds cool as fuck, I just wonder how much of it is exaggerated.

>>85352289
*Sophie's boyfriend's seen

>>85351488
>raiding raping thieving sea gypsies
>the English

????

>>85352260
true

>tfw just bought a fresh pack of cigarettes to get ready for the show
my body is ready

>>85350340
What's wrong with her faaaaace?

>>85351445
king's Landing is London
The North is the North of England
The wall is the border between Scotland and England i.e Hadrian's Wall
The wildlings are the Scots

>>85351748
you just know

>>85350569
You been reading Lad Bible you piece of shit?

>>85352584
in the books she has third degree burns from wildfire so she wears that

>>85352646
Kings Landing is absolutely nothing like London.

>>85352826
Not in the way it looks obviously but that's the inspiration historically speaking

Just like Winterfell is probably York

>>85352886
YORK REPRESENT

>>85350826
he's right desu

>>85352886
not really. it's constantinople

>>85352940
Does that mean Valyrians are Turks/Muslims?

>>85352886
Nah. The rest is accurate but Westeros is a mish mash of inspirations, it doesn't and doesn't need to line up perfectly with reality.

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>>85350786

How long until the episode?

>>85353442
3 hours 11 minutes