/got/

HOLD THE DOOR

Cersei rules Stormlands

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Would Jaime really trebuchet a baby?

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the true queen of love and beauty

>hate this shitty show
>cant stop watching

Send help.

Azor anybody but dani

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So how exactly big is the wight horde? I know there are free folk beyond the wall but even if they were all slaughtered it wouldn't seem enough for the white walkers to pose that big of a threat.

>>85245737

Don't you get it? When Stannis went north he took every man, woman, child, village and castle with him! There's literally nothing left worth mentioning in the noncanonlands

>>85245771
Only if it's Bran. Then again everyone would.

predictions for next ep?

>>85245810
nothing will happen again

>>85245810
I predict that the stuff that was in the leaks will happen.

>>85245810
I couldn't give an honest prediction since I know the leaks will 100% come true.

>>85245794
there are probably more people than you know

>>85245797
sound like a perfect place for Dany

>>85245810
A lot of complaining and shitposting of minor pathetic detail bits that the autists deam as the end of the world

>>85245794
Some of the skeletonized ones look like they can be a couple of hundred years old. This hordes been amassing for a while.

>>85245810
jon leaves Winterfell
euron wreck ships
sam cleans poop
rest do nthing

>>85245771

maybe. but i think it was obvious he walked in to the tent and played his cards right after knowing how feared and evil his reputation was with this man.

>>85245866
Yes It's a good thing Tommen committed suicide and Stannis seems to have taken every soul with him north or Dany and her Dragons would have to make some morally questionable decisions! whew bullet dodged fellow Dany fans!

>>85245816
i unironically think that she is muy en fuego

>>85245831
Leaks are fake faggot

>>85245810
Jon threatens littlefinger
Aeya learns jon is king and heads north
Yara convinces dani to start the landing of troops and to take the fight to the mainland

>>85245907
i wonder what is she gonna do about all dothraki when she wins? maybe she gives them land, but i think most of them will die in battles. no man no ploblem

>>85245936
>the entire Arya "speech" was in the leak, and Dany's exact line "Shall we begin"

The leak faker is just THAT good at guessing?

>>85245978
>>the entire Arya "speech" was in the leak

The leak that popped out right after the episode has aired. Arey you people really this fucking retarded?

>>85245978
Link or it didn't happen

>>85246001
>after the episode aired

the leaks have been around for months

>>85246023

Not the you are refering to.

>>85245771
No

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>>85245961
>she gives them Stormlands just to cuck Stannis even more

>>85246036
yeh, my bad

still the script ones were floating around before the episode aired

Have you pledged fidelity to our lord and saviour the Servant of the Lord of Light, Stannis Baratheon first of his name, king of the Andals, the Rhonyar and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm ?

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>season 7 is worst season yet
>season 7 /got/ is the worst /got/ yet

poetry

>>85246001
Not sure if you're trolling or just fucking retarded... Anyway.

http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/83898391/#83907881

This thread was over a month before the premiere - hint : you can look at the dates! (you can find the same picture earlier, couldn't be arsed, but whatever, a month is good enough yeah?)

Aside from the obvious shit like the WW walking more and shit like that...
-Sansa wants to give Umber/Karstark lands to those who suported him.
-Dany arrives at Dragonstone, it's empty.
-Exact line at the end of the episode, "Shall we begin?"

Just good guesses right?

>>85245961
either they all die to a man or they magically stop raping and slaving because "think of the khaleesi"

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>>85245778
Is she /ourgirl/?

>>85246093
>Just good guesses right?

Yeah, I guess.

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>2 Good Lads

>>85245827
According to the leaks Arya killing the Freys will be next episode...

>>85246041

YAAAAS

>>85246130
Redheads aren't white

>>85245778
>>85246130
She should put it in her contract that all her scenes are shot in profile.

>>85246130
Well i would.
Then for dessert I'd do the other chick on the right

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>>85245891
>>85245953
What is Jon Connington doing in Winterfell?

>>85246157
The walkers walking towards the wall feels like it was the true cold opening. The arya thing smells like last minute decision to me.

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>>85245810

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>>85246170
who?

>>85246206
The Hand of the King.

>>85246170
Already have their quota of faggots what with renly and loras

>>85246219
Hand of the TRUE King

>>85246115
Well dothrakis are a pretty obedient people, when someone tells them not to rape, they obey.

https://youtu.be/bS6UwPJHMOA?t=79

>>85246206
That fucking nose.

>The map collection The Lands of Ice and Fire also shows the north tip of a landmass named "Ulthos" to the south of Essos and east of Sothoryos. Asked whether this was another continent, Martin replied, "Well, it's a large landmass. I am a little unclear on the formal definition of 'continent' as opposed to 'big island.'

in other words, he does not know. he's a hack.

>>85246093
All that shit is fake date is wrong on the post as well. The only quote is at the ending of the first episode

>>85245810
littlefinger is portrayed as a beta cuck

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>>85246188
>Both Littlefinger and Thoros die

>>85246251
Alright, thanks for answering my previous question.

>Not sure if you're trolling or just fucking retarded

>>85246206
An highly Autistic kids handler.

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>>85246251

this was kicking around before the episode aired

>>85246093
According to the leak Cercei will be pregnant with Jamie's child (again)
Be honest /tv/ this just happens to portrait the passing of time better and has no consequences in the story.

>Could have finished it in one long 13 episode season
>Instead milks it for 2 7 episode and 6 episode season.

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>>85246294
>Cercei will be pregnant with Jamie's child (again)
Holy shit, does that mean Baratheons can make a come-back with that?

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>>85246312
delete your 4chan account.

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>>85245737
>elflet says she/he/it created night king because "we were at war with men"
>night king and others appeared after a thousand years of peace between elflets and men

Prat. Whore.

Tommen had the Baratheon autism gene, are we sure he wasnt Roberts?

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Production insider here
S07E07 is going to be a bigger clusterfuck than "20 good man", Arya's speedy Braavosian recovery and the Sand Snakes combined
Wheras S07E06 is very action oriented and overall pretty good, S07E07 deals with the aftermath and has probably one of the most stiffly acted and awkward scenes in television history
It's the one where Sansa sentences Littlefinger to death and Arya executes him. Imagine the House of Cards "HELP HELP" scene times a thousand

>>85246294
>Be honest /tv/ this just happens to portrait the passing of time
Even just that is giving D&D too much credit, they have shown they have no concept of time.

No, unless this actively plays a role (say, Cersei admitting to the world she's fucking Jaime) it's just for ""shock"", make peopel post OMGGGGGGGG tweets and shit.

(Then again I suppose Jaime is already telling random people he's fucking her for no reason whatsoever so it wouldn't change much if Cersei did as well).

>>85246312
Unless cersei was having fun with Robert's skeltal dick that little monster will be a Lannister my baiting friendo

>>85246290
Look at the date, its fake

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What did he mean by this? He has since started positing about Wildcards again.

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>Arya impersonates Walder for two weeks, stages a Red Wedding Anniversary party, then poisons a gorillion Freys before quipping and walking off with a smirk.
>D&D break their much more sensible way of handling musician cameos (having them play a musician and/or be in the background/establishing shots of the scene) to have the camera focus and linger on the face of the man making the cameo, and give him a speaking role
>Dragonstone is completely unmanned, despite D&D themselves having people in universe recognise its strategic value
>Dany and crew stroll silently into Dragonstone, before she quips "shall we begin"
>Literal shit montage
>Sam "didn't think it was important" that Stannis told him Dragonstone has a fuckton of Dragonglass, even though Sam has personally killed a white walker with Dragonglass AND has personally seen the army of the dead

>>85246353

Robert was alpha as fuck though. He cuked that Targaryen fag with his warhammer

>all these speculations wondering predictions arguing

It's pretty obvious, you dumbasses. Everybody dies.

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>>85246361
>implying Cersei wont say its Eurons

>>85246360
I could tell you all that and more and i don't have your "production insider".

>>85246249
There actually isn't a formal definition of continent. It's all arbitrary, Australia is classified as the smallest continent (which actually conflicts with the Zealandia continent), but the Australian continent also includes Papua New Guinea and other Indonesian territory.

>>85246360
this better be real
>>85246375
means we now know how valyria was
the use of lava channels could imply they were doing something in the volcanoes which could have triggered massive eruptions

>>85246375
He's been writing a history of Valyria and the old Targaryens.

>>85246206
That ((((NOSE))))

>>85246398
If Cersei marries Euron, what dynasty would technically be on the throne? Lannister or Gayjoy?

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How many times do you think Arya stuck her Walder Illusion dick into his wife to keep up appearances?

>>85246436
Kek

>>85246384

I generally hate the entire dragon glass deus ex machina. It's not exactly intimidating when discount Lich King can turn into dust by getting poked with some shitty dagger

>>85246361
>S2 jaime kills his cousin for no reason at all(he could've asked him to help, or, you know, just pretend to be dead)
>S6 jaime tells Edmure he's banging Cersei for no reason at all(could've made the same thread without mentioning that)
>S7 jaime charge like a retard for no reason at all and probably get swallowed whole by a dragon

>>85246389
>he cucked that targaryan faggot

While his best friend raised his son, he himself raised Jaime lannisters kids and pined over the girl the Based Targ wooed into bed while he has rich 10/10 heiress wanting his dick

Bobby is the biggest cuck in the series

>>85246433
Baratheon

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>>85245778
Megan excited for her big day on set!!

Say something nice about her.

>>85246389

Robert was a massive asshole who started all these killing. If he didn't scream another woman's name when he first-time-sexed Cersei, Cersei wouldn't have become a bitter bitch incesting brother producing Joffrey.

>>85246394

You give them too much credit. This should be the only correct answer.

The best way this show ends is if all the fighting between the humans means the Night King just steamrolls everyone, divide and conquer style. Maybe a few fan favorites escape to essos until winter is over.

>>85246389
>cuked that Targaryen fag with his warhammer

Meanwhile Rhaegar cucked Bobby with his seed in Lyanna. A bout of beta rage doesn't change that.

It's a shame that fat fuck isn't around to see Jon Snow be revealed as the true born son of Rhaegar and Lyanna.

>>85246235
Why is she so scared and obedient of the big mongol guy but commands Westerosi men like nothing?

>>85246436
Atleast a couple of dozen.
She got out of it the first few days but then Walders son's began questioning if something was wrong since he's usually dragging the wife up to the bed chamber a couple of times a day to make more freys.
After this confrontation Arya knew she had to do her duty a few times a day for 2 weeks.

>>85246469
Would rape till she walks like bran doesn't

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>>85246394
Nah boy, my mans Jonny and SLAAY QUEEN Dany are gonna rule together with Tyrone as Handman, Sansa as Spydude, Arya as Spiderdude, and Fat Smart Guy as Medic and Lesbian Pirate Girl as Navy Seal Marine General.

All the remaining cast gets killed off for shock value

>>85246353
he isn't as autistic as robert in the books

>>85246473
Cersei was fucking Jaime long before she married Robert. And she's always been a bitter bitch; killing her best friend for having a crush on Jaime and the whole baby Tyrion ordeal weren't caused by Robert.

>>85246408

No, you idiot. The hack was just spouting all that because he does not know what his own lands are because he's just waiting for someone to come up with an answer he can steal because he's a hack.

>>85246548
read AFFC nigger, she liked robert
but he had to be an omega cuck whining about a dead 14 year old who was at most a qt, while fucking the hottest woman on westeros

>>85246521
At first she loathed it and the pale quivering girl beneath her. But then she began to love it. the way Walders crusty old illusion cock would fill with warm illusion blood in her frail old man's hands

>>85246548
She literally admits to Ned she loved Robert until he cried out Lyanna while cumming inside her.

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>>85246577
>you will never be this unironically mad at some autistic fat man's fantasy book series

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>>85246594
Go on...

>>85246491
>Maybe a few fan favorites escape

have you even watched the show? every character that any person, dog or iguana cares about has and will die.

irl the author is a serial killer. check the areas where he has been and you will find missing kids and unsolved child murders.

>>85246590
>read AFFC nigger, she liked robert
I have read it, I'd rather not subject myself to it again. Doesn't change what I said. She liked him, yes, but he didn't cause her to go crazy, she always was.
>>85246595
>She literally admits to Ned she loved Robert until he cried out Lyanna while cumming inside her.
That statement doesn't prove me wrong.

>>85246660
>I'd rather not subject myself to it again
Confirmed pleb who's opinion on evens doesn't even matter.

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Reminder that Arya unnessisarly killed some random waitress to sneak into the Twins, when literally noone, not even Edmure would have recognized her

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>>85246360
We know. Everyone knows.

>>85246660
he caused her to revile him so much she'd rather abort or suck/sloppy handjob rather than risk having a child
also AFFC isn't that bad, jaime's arc of redemption is a highlight

>>85246692
That waitress was fucken a1-hawt

>>85246683
>multiple chapters of Brienne asking for a maiden of ten and three
wew, i'm really missing out on going through that again

>>85245810
S A N D S N A K E S

>>85246473
>kills her friend when she was 10 because some witch said random shit

Yeah Cersei was perfectly sane before Robert said the wrong name under the sheets, sad he made her crazy she had so much potential for goodness.

>>85246698
He deserves it for being a beta fuck. Could have ruled the Vale but nope, lusting after Sansa's kitty was just too alluring for him.

>>85246610
>Martin had described Sothoryos in 2002 as "the southern continent, roughly equivalent to Africa, jungly, plague-ridden
>"brindle-skinned half-men from the jungles of Sothoros"
>africa, plague-ridden, half-men

he's also racist

>>85246206
reminder d&d are bookfags

>>85246761

he's a fat old neckbeard, of course he's a racist

>>85246594
"What happens to the illusion cum?" arya thought one day as she mounted the pale frey girl, "Does she feel it disappear inside her?"
After the first week Arya grew board with the girl and began summoning the rest of the house hold staff to Walder room to take a turn on them...no matter how hard they wept, they were Frey collaborators after all.

In time, towards the end of her stay she grew board with them too, and began to call Walders sons to his room...

>>85246660
>That statement doesn't prove me wrong.

Actually, it does. Extremely.

This season's ass. What should I do instead?

>read the wiki
>watch game of bones

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>>85246810

>>85246802

God hope she gets Walder's sons pregnant with daddy's illusion cummies

>>85246384
Sam's plot has literally all been so that he can find a book that tells him something he already knew. All his scenes culminated in that. A shit montage culminated in that.

He's probably going to do something like cure Jorah's greyscale but at the end of the day the only thing that's actually plot important is the dragonglass, and he already fucking knew about it. I'm legitimately upset about this.

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HELP! HELP! THE SECRETARY HAS FALLEN!

>>85246737
I already called you a pleb. I get it you have pleb tastes and appreciations its not an insult just an observation!

>>85246809
>Robert is the reason Cersei is mad
>Cersei has been shown to be mad since childhood.
Go on then, explain to me how I'm wrong.

>>85246737
Pleb detected

what does bran know?

>>85246771
>which non-POV character do you like writing for the most?
>Samwell

No, they're wikifags.
They might have read them 10 years ago but they didn't bother rereading them to make the show.

>>85246831

Yeah it's shitty. I was hoping he'd find some kind of reverse necromancy to use on the wights.

>>85246831
apparently he and Gilly also find record of Jon being Aegon but bran will tell Jon that anyway so yeah absolutely pointless.

>>85246771
kek

>>85246878
What meera's armpits smell like

>>85246881
they're bookfags. GRRM only let them adapt the books after answering his question about jon's parentage.

>>85246743

killing someone for no reason is crazy.
killing someone because a witched warned you is self-defense, you idiot.
hating robert after he screams another woman's name during sex is normal, you autistic idiot.

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How in the fuck does the faceless man shit work?
Arya had Frey's voice and his body. You can see the crusty ass hands. But she peeled off a mask and regained her entire little girl body.

>>85246937
I'm sure D&D letting him order the largest steak on the menu also played into his decision.

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>>85246945

>>85246846
>unable to distinguish between anger and insanity

autism status confirmed

robert was a pretty cool guy, too bad he was the biggest cuck in westeros.

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>>85246991
>unable to refute truth

>>85246937
literally anyone which read the first book carefully knew this
there might've been the autismos in denial but everyone thought of it
>>85247023
imagine how better off everyone would be if he had just shut the fuck up
a happy cersei, a stable successful royal line

>>85246897
I'm holding out hope that the leak for that isn't real, but it probably will be.

I just find everything Sam's doing so...forced? If he's going to cure Jorah's greyscale then any maester could have done that, he already knew about the dragonglass, and if he really does find out about Jon's heritage then how, does he randomly find it in a book? Does someone tell him and he looks it up and it's just casually written there for anyone to read? The idea of "ooooh by the way theres a SECRET part of the library you must never go in" that someone sneaks into and finds vital plot information that will come up later on is something I expect from harry potter, not game of thrones.

>>85246927

I bet they smell like sweet swamp flowers

>>85246937
>anwser his question about jons parentage
>can literally google it before 2011 and almost all anwsers come up R+L=J theory

>>85246802
She began buggering her sons, first Black walder, Then lame Lothar. It was only when she reached Small walder did she realize that the frey's were nick named after their cocks. Next she summoned Big Walder.

>>85247023
>drunkard, orders little boys killed, fat and ugly
>cool guy

fat pedo virgin detected

>>85246998
The point being made was: >Robert is to blame for Cersei's actions
My response was: >Cersei has been doing those actions since childhood

Stop spouting off calling other people autists and develop some fucking reading comprehension. Follow the thread, see what point was being discussed and then don't bother replying.

>>85246897

I saw this but what records would there be?

>>85247068
> does he randomly find it in a book
maesters keep track of lineage records, remember this is how jon arryn found out about cersei's children
now why would he go search for this? lel maybe he's bored

>>85247127
he was a cool guy in his youth, he turned into a cuck after he lost lyanna to rhaegar and won the iron throne.

>>85246968
Magic.

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post yfw stannis dies in twow

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>>85247239

>>85247161
Your point is stupid though
>Pushed her friend down a well because a witch said to
>Bullied Tyrion because he killed their mother
>Experimented sexually with her twin
Fine this one isnt normal but it doesnt prove shes insane. The other 2 are pretty normal for an adolesent kid. You saying you never hit a friend before you were 10? You need to remember this is a world where killing isnt a surprising thing.

>snubbed by Rhaegar, betrothed to robert, Grows to love Robert, robert proves he'll never love her, she goes on to kill his baby and him for it
This does prove insanity though

You need to stop looking at it from a context of our world.

>>85247161

The point was it all started because Cersei hated Robert because he screamed the wrong name. None of this would have happened if Robert didn't do that.

Methinks it's you who lacks reading comprehension and who has difficulty correctly identifying emotions, austistic idiot. Carefully re-read the posts and stop posting your autistic idiocy.

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>>85247239

>>85247191
That's what I mean though, either sam literally happens upon that one book out of the millions or he goes looking for it. And he has basically no reason to look for it so.....he's going to be bored one day and casually find out one of the biggest most important details of the plot? Really good stuff.

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>>85247239

http://www.strawpoll.me/13495214

http://www.strawpoll.me/13495214

http://www.strawpoll.me/13495214

>>85247239
It doesn't matter because TWOW will never come out.

>>85247161
>so much butthurt over being wrong
>trying hard to pretend not being wrong

stop embarrassing yourself

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>>85247285

>>85247317
he said many years ago that 1/5 of TWOW was edited

>>85247325
>0-29%
And all of it is cut ADWD/AFFC chapters.

>>85247317
I think 80% overall, in that he's very close to finishing a first draft, or has finished one (hence the cryptic post the other day)

>>85247119
Granddad had summoned you to his beadchamber and ordered you to strip off. It was here you now stood, naked and silvering in the cold, your Graddad standing there drinking in the sight of you. Your oversized penis hung low, down to your knee.
"So...the legends are true" Walder said as he gazed at your flacid cock.
"You should know. You're the one who gave me my name. and you're the one who sends for me every other month"
Your grandfather's eyes narrowed at this but something inside you snapped. You slapped the old man across the face and he fell to the ground, eyes wide. You had had enough of the abuse and the rape. It was time you got your own back. The sight of your fat pink mast's arousal was arousing.

>>85246761
Every fantasy where there is a land with jungles or deserts south of the main continent is where 'dark-skinned' people come from

>>85247317
>http://www.strawpoll.me/13495214
Took him six years to complete ADWD. We should be getting TWOW within the next year.

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>>85245752
>Cersei rules Stormlands

>>85247350
Who's to say he's done anything since then?

>>85247388
>>85245752
What are the Stormlands?

>>85246945
>killing someone because a witched warned you is self-defense, you idiot.

"I lost the argument so I'm gonna post increasingly retarded shit so I'll be able to use the 'I was just pretending to be retarded!' defense later on".

I hope you'll be a serene about it if someday a kid murder your son/daughter of 10 because "a witch" told him random shit.

Fuck, man.. Daenerys on season 1 was SO HOT

Now she's bottom tier waifu

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YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>85247433
Reminder that he would have won

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>>85247365

name one thing the show did better than the books

>>85247507
Trigger the autists

>>85247507
dany and drogo

Euron is going to steal the Horn of Joramun from Sam at Oldtown, thinking it's Dragonbinder. He'll give it to Cersei. In episode 7 she's going to blow it and bring down the wall. Screenshot this

>>85247507
Stannis getting his just desserts

>>85247507
>name one thing the show did better than the books

It ended before the books.

>>85246092
>Season 7 is worst season yet.
We'll see about that, I think 6 will be pretty hard to top.

>>85247507
Hardhome

>>85246771
They are absolutely not.
I doubt they read them more than once.

Why not just federalize the Seven Kingdoms?

>>85247542
FUCK YOU

>>85247393
he did announce 2 short stories
I think he doesn't know how to announce it's going to take 3 books and is just trying to cram as much shit as possible in TWOW
>>85247423
the absolute truth

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>>85246771

>>85247507
having an end

>>85247365
'This can't be happening', Arya thought, 'I'm in charge here!'
Big Walder had began roughly sliding his big horse cock in and out of Arya's wrinkly old man's illusion ass. The cock was so large that it has pierced the magic and had entered Arya's real life anus.
She shrieked with Walders old rail voice and a sweaty strong hand clamped shut over her old mans lips.
Arya's eyes grew wide and clouded over, the next she knew she was looking out of Big walders eyes, his meaty cock in her hands.

>>85247507
Dorne.

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>>85247589
>Fuck this guy has slightly above average knowledge of the ASOIAF universe
>Let's kill him so we go back to being the smartest guys on set and are never challenged ever

>>85247642

>still a better sex scene than anything GRRM has written

>>85247687
FAT

>>85247589
>selmy dying to the sons of the harpy
>a people regarded as fucking terrible fighters
I went full steam autismo on that episode

>>85247687
>The queen slid a finger into that Myrish swamp, then another...
Umm try again sweetie

>>85247741
PINK MAST BECAME THE WORLD

>>85247507
Oberyn I'd say.

>>85247507
Unironically, Robert and Cersei relationship.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QV6cefIbwMg

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>you will never serve King Aegon I Targaryen and his ravishing sister wives as a loyal subject

>>85247741
PINK

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>>85247687
GURM manages to write a page and a half describing food but spends less than a paragraph on sex.

It pisses me off.

Especially when Dany is fucking Jhiqui.
I NEED MY TEENAGE GIRL SEX.

Have any of you guys thought about creating a Game of Thrones tulpa? Anyone tried?

>>85247507
Condensing the Tyrion plotline after he kills Tywin
That was some boring shit for the most part in the books

>>85247642
She looked down through Big Walders eyes at the massive horses cock between her legs 'Damn this thing is heavy' she thought.
She looked uppon her body, clad in the illusion of Walder and felt something bubbling up inside her. Killing him had been to quick. Now she had an inert walder doll to do anything she pleases to. Sure it was her body beneath Walders skin but she quickly dismissed thoes thoughts, Grabbed her gigga cock and thrusted it into Walders old gummy mouth.

>>85247579
wouldn't solve the problem that they still try to screw each other up to sit on the Iron Throne of the Federation.

>>85247791
Rhaenys or Visenya?

>>85247819
>Where do whores go?

>>85247848
Visenya

Rhaenys is a basic bitch

>>85247642
>'This can't be happening', Arya thought, 'I'm in charge here!'
Ded

>>85247820
After the initial rush of Ecstasy from fucking something with a real life flesh and blood cock, Arya began to Gagg. She was chocking her reall body with Big Walders cock and this was effecting her mind in Big Walders body. She knew she was dying. She tried to pull out but it had filled with blood and grown too big.

>>85247782
I'm iffy about it because it's just a byproduct of early seasons Cersei whitewashing.
>she was so in love with him and gave him a child, but he was just so mean to her she HAD to cuck him and end his line ;_; ... Poor Cersei
It's more interesting than a drunk, depressed guy with a bad temper marrying a crazy bitch. But it feels off given the extreme measures Cersei later goes to.

>>85247782
man I gotta rewatch the early seasons. I forgot this show used to have good dialogue.

now it's just
>Cersei WILL find a way to murder you *looks over the horizon*

>“I hate that Harry,” Sweetrobin said when she was gone. “He calls me cousin, but he’s just waiting for me to die so he can take the Eyrie. He thinks I don’t know, but I do.”

Where were you when you saw that Robert Arryn was the most sympathetic charecter in the books?

>>85247996
Fuck that little shit. He got to suck on sansa's boobies

>>85247996
>at 7 years old autistic sickly Robert Arryn is more observant and aware than his teenage cousin
>sandrawhales will defend this

>>85247937
She took a deep breath with Big Walders lungs but this did not alleviate the suffocation feeling she had. Her eyes closed she focused in her mind and knew what she would have to do. She would have to warg Big Walders gargantuan dick.

She felt her mind leave Big Walders body and sent it down towards his penis. She felt her mind become his veined throbbing cock, felt walders gums and slimy cum covered tongue. and ordered it to become flaccid. To her amazement it worked. She disentangled her mind from Big Walders willy and re entered her true body, now gasping for breath.

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>>85247996
Kid got unlucky and was born disabled, then was raised by an insane bitch. He did literally nothing wrong.

ED SHEERAN BROKE MUH IMMERSION!

>>85247383
>half-men

like the nazis, he does not consider them to be real men.

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Is it just me or did sansa look her hottest when she was bruised and beaten?

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Stonemen.

Don't let them touch you!

>>85248046
>tfw alayne doesn't even have milk in her milkies
life as sweetautist is suffering

>>85248062
I always imagine its The Fat Man himself posting these

>>85247383
Maybe they are literally half-humans.. you now.. like the Kajiit in the elder scrolls.

>>85247421
>i'm not able to refute the truth so i'll just pretend it's retarded shit even though it's clearly not retarded but i'll insist on pretending it is

You will definitely be serenely dead when you do not defend yourself after being warned, you hippie beta faggot.

>>85247589
Im still so fucking sad about Selmy dying

>>85248149

He's wearing nothing but his little cap while doing

>>85248062
She stood and felt the salty taste to cum in her mouth, she swallowed and looked down at Big Walders vacant body. 'I have destroyed his mind in the coupling' Arya thought, 'a pity. Such a waste of good cock'
She composed herself and exited the bed chamber and hobbled bow legged down the castle steps, she had caused more damage to her real body than she would have liked.

Arya clad in Walders illusion stepped into the castle great hall and saw that the freys had began to assemble and the poisoned wine was being poured.
'heh, this truly has been a game of thrones' she thought with a wink.
-a sample from George RR Martins Winds of Winter, Arya VI.

>>85247433
>>85247466
>66-satan replies to 33-wiccan

proof that wicca is satan-worship under a new age name

>>85248184
While sucking on a fried chicken leg and fucking a lemoncake

>>85248133
She looked her hottest when she was 13

still hot nowadays though

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Drink your anti-growth hormones Maisie

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>>85248206
Preston's preparing for winter analysis when?

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>>85247589
delet this

>>85248206
>Big Walder
>not Elmar for extra pottery
apply yourself

>>85248206
I wounder when George will ready this chapter aloud at a book signing like he's done with all the others.

>>85248324
cute

>>85247589
fucking based

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>love the show
>start reading books
>jon is literally 14yo edgy emo faggot
>dany is literally 13yo whore who fuck man left and right
fuck the books

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>>85248498
that's quite the (you) farming image you've got there

>>85248239
Literally every female looks her hottest when they are 13/14!

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>>85248133
> She ran one finger down his cheek. “Should we ever wed, you’ll have to send Saffron back to her father. I’ll be all the spice you’ll want.”

GOD DAMN IT
We will never see a slutty, charming Sansa in the show will we?

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>>85248206
Now do an arya gets raped by Ed Sheeran and crew fanfic

>>85246692
Source?

>>85248581
She will be, once littlefinger and dani are out of the way and she can use all her skills to bed jonboy

>>85248659
No need. Just wait until episode 2.

>>85248557
ebin

>>85248687
leaks?

why is the got subreddit so fucking shit

>>85248745
It'll be in the behind the scenes footage. Ed went off script and started doing some improv and raped masie williams. Everyone was looking at each other as she screamed but David told nobody to interfere and that Ed was shaping up to be a good method actor.

>>85247023
>>85247791
Targcuckians have no reason to exist, let alone rule Westeros.

>>85248813
Does she die in a bed of blood saying
Promise me ed
Promise me

>>85248498

i wanna see 14yo jon hugging bran and rickon

>>85248883
Face it. You are gay

>>85248834
>Promise me ed
>Promise me

that ... sounds familiar. what movie or tv ep did i hear that from?

>>85248927
I'm not gay your gay

>>85248834
No but there's a hidden clause in her contract that means she can't do anything about it. If masie looks a little shaken up in future scenes its because she was just raped. I wanted to film the rape last but David said he wanted the authentic feeling of psts and despair to come through in masie performance and I have to say I agree.

>>85248498
>>dany is literally 13yo whore who fuck man left and right
That's what she is in the show though? Just not 13.

>>85248569
season 1 was good

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>fat
>everything she owns is thanks to the work of others
>prefers brown people over her own race
>believes in WE WUZ tier history revision and prophecies
>has no children and has severe trouble settling down
>is basically a hypocrite Marxists, "freeing" the slaves but still giving them order. Guess some people are a bit more "free" than others
>had a very good life in Mereen but decides to throw it all away for a chance to rule a slightly bigger place she hasn't even visited in her entire life, causing the ruin and death of million more

Its like they replaced Richard Lionheart with a modern day, upper middle class teenager who browses Tumblr all day.Why is she portrayed as the good guy again?

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Just got a call from D&D lads. He's in the next episode and plays a bard.

>>85246339
kek is that real?

>>85249022
because when watching this show the viewers do believe in birthrights and annoited by god etc

the throne is hers by RIGHT
so we support her in her endeavour like good subjects, also like she's a "good" ruler so she will conquer westeros and make life better for everyone

a bit like the british conquering tropical territory #167 and outlawing slavery and cannibalism as soon as they arrive

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>>85249022
>"How can we be sure those 100.000 Dothraki aren't going to murder, loot and rape half of Westeros once they land?"
>"They promised me!"

FUCKING LIBERALS REEEEEEE

GAY ASS SHOW

>>85249085
is that a serious question?

>>85249085
No but it portrays a scene that did play out with GoT super autist Preston and GRRM when they met. Preston tried to discuss theories with him but George just wanted to talk about Salad dressing.

>>85249071
tom sevenstrings confirmed

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>>85249110
>"Wow that Dragonstone island sure is strategically important am i right?"
>"I wonder why no one in Kings Landing thought it might be a good idea to capture it BEFORE those 100.000 invaders arrived"

>>85249139

either answer the question or don't reply at all, maggot.

I want to cum in arya's bum.

I wonder should I bother watching this season at all, 2 previous seasons were pretty bad.

>>85249187

plot holes and bad writing is the author's trademark

>>85249228
If you have nothing better to do, do it for the memes.

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>>85249187
Maybe Euron could have captured it when he sailed past it.

Twice.

>>85249249
Im not a poltard so I dont participate in the pepe spamming tho.

>>85249211

iwtci bran
iwtci rickon
<3

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>>85249278
Then I'll have to ask you kindly but firmly to delete your 4chan account.

>>85249022
She also can't even have children so her line is dead with her.

>>85249365
Jon a.k.a. Aegon Targaryen, rightful heir of the house targargyen comes to the rescue!

>>85249399
>Bastard
>Heir to anything

euron is arya with a mask
arya is waif with mask

>>85249531
waif is tywin with a mask

>>85249187
They read the script

>>85249424
Either he was legitimized by Rhaegar even before he was born or Rhaegar and Lyana married in secret. One of these 2 things is true - I belive the secret marriage. Ergo: No Bastard.

>>85249531
First no
Second yes

ded thread

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>mfw Rickon and Dickon become the gay emperors of Essos.

>>85246366
>Because it was written in August of last year, this somehow makes it fake
Am I missing something?

>>85249022
>prefers brown people over her own race
fuck off /pol/
her race is dead either way

>>85249900
he probably thinks work on a tv show begins when you start filming

>>85245879
But in season 1, when they found the "trojan wights", they said that the the process of decay has been halted. And it's pretty cold out there.

>>85249900
>>85249932
It's pretty telling that D&D have literally done no rewrites since August 2016. Just went 'nailed it' and called it a day.

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>>85249823
>no more essos in the show

>>85250004
>Filming began in Belfast on August 31, 2016
are you legitimately completely unaware that they dont throw a tv show together two weeks before it airs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwyvjgs40Oo

remember when you looked forward to GoT eps?

>>85250136
Barely. It's been a really long time.

new >>85250192
new >>85250192
new >>85250192

>>85246188
>a meeting with basically all the majoy players is held in Dragonstone to demonstrate the White Walker threat with a wight.
Wrong. It's in the Dragonpits in King's Landing. Not Dragonstone. Everything else is probably confirmed to be true by now though.

>>85247507
Tywin and Arya

>>85248776
because it's normie as fuck. everyday is just "look at what my best friend's wife made", "look at what my wife's son drew" and everybody goes WHOA

>>85247579
each region is pretty much self-governing already

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>>85249190
it's fake

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>>85247405
Something from the books that didn't make it to the show. As did many other things.