What is /tv/'s opinion on Sofia Vergara's body of work?

I didn't know she was in any movies. Thought she only played the thot in modern family.

>>85194712
>What is /tv/'s opinion on Sofia Vergara's body
fucking would deport my penis to her butt

>of work
oh

>sofia vegara
umm....2010 was 7 years ago sweetie

>>85194712
>only pornstars that look like her have fake tits
Why do Jews that control porn hate all natural women?

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>anytime she talks

Good body, but no body hair, so no thanks. If she can grow everything back fully, then yeah.

>>85194882
She literally has the most attractive accent ever. Go kys cuck.

>>85194712
Someone post her wardrobe malfunction webm

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poor man's Salma Hayek

>>85194903
>no body hair
dude she's from Colombia, of course she has body hair

>>85195087
That face is very unfortunate.

>>85195087
>You'll never have Salma 69 you whilst Sophia sucks your balls

Why is life so cruel?

>>85195112

you won't ever find a girl in a club in Colombia who isn't completely shaved, they have a real bimbo culture over there

>>85195112
She has nothing because it's either permanently removed or she waxes all the time. Either was it's probably ruined forever.

>>85195192
How do you know?

>>85195192
>Either was
*way

>>85195189
All women in poor countries do that shit nowadays, it's sad as fuck.

>>85195235
Just look at her pics? Arms, legs, pits, face, all gone.

>>85194882
Her voice is a bit cartoonish but it still makes me diamonds.

>>85194712
backdoor sluts 9 and milf mommy adventures

>ctrl f
>no Chasing Papi

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>>85194712
This movie.

>>85194882
waht a faggot.

>>85194712
born for porn

>>85195125
lets see your face you ugly motherfucker

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>>85195125
Shit taste m8

>>85195422
Penelope Cruz is hotter

>>85195422
square face bitch. her best days are far behind her.

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>>85195438
>coin flip meme guy gets to come home to penelope cruz every night

>>85194712
she is a poor man's catherine zeta jones.

>>85195438
https://www.reddit.com/r/HairyCelebs/comments/6nke23/penelope_cruz/
She looks really bad now compared to Salma.

>>85195601
Catherine is hot but she not hotter than thicc latina milf Vergara. not even fucking close buddyboy.

>>85194882
>not wanting her to scream AAAAAAAAAYYYYY PAPI HARDER 24/7

Shit tier taste desu

her feet scene was great

>>85195740
this

>>85195633
>r/HairyCelebs
Leddit was a mistake

>>85195740

Why that one word gets me so hard I'll never know

big boppy hueg tity hnn hnnn hnnnnn fuck;

>>85194959
Are you fucking kidding me?

Im a spic and I want to strangle her every time she speaks.

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>>85196083
>Im a spic

>>85195975
i think its the accent 100%

>>85195373
I wonder what /ck/ thinks of this.

>>85196140
Ok child.

>>85196189
Ok spic.

>>85196213
Ok loser.

>>85196232
Ok spic.

>Famous for your big tits
>Get cast in sitcom as foreign lady with big tits
>Child actress co-star hits puberty and exceeds your big tits by several cup sizes within a couple years, but showrunners choose to attempt to cover them up while still pushing you as the "busty lady"
>Continue trying to peddle your aging body while co-star's massive tits dwarf yours at all red carpet events

Being Sofia is suffering, must be why she tricked her into chopping them off

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>>85196232

>>85194712
Hmmm yeah...id like to grab her giant jugs and slather them with a warm mix of feces and semen ...mmmm... id lick all over her giant juicy titties and drag my warm tongue across her body all the way to her tiny puckered asshole mmmhmmm i want her to shit directly into my mouth and id swallow every last piece mmmm could you imagine? Mmmmmm there's nothing more beautiful than the transfer of warm brown logs from one digestive system to another mmmhmmm...

>>85196291
Ok cletus

>>85196390
Ok paco.

>>85196298
You have to go back to /pol/ and stay there

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>>85196297
Don't even mention that disgusting freak in the presence of a goddess like Sofia. She's a total meme, all she's got going for her is her big tits.

>>85196405
Ok jeb

>>85196501
Ok jose

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>>85196297

Not really. The younger girl, Ariel, isn't attractive at all except with very specific lightning and make-up, her having bigger breasts does not make her into a caliber of women on the level that Sofia is.

Sofia will still pull men decades from now, while the younger girl Ariel will fade into obscurity with her "bigger tits" in a couple of years.

By the way, out of the roughly 5000 high resolution pictures I have been able to find of Ariel Winter, only around 500 made the cut. Statistically this shows she isn't very attractive, I usually only have to prune around 60-70%. 90% prune is a very bad number.

>>85194882
Her accent must be fake

>>85196232
Ok spic.

>>85196568
Ok fatass.

>>85196568
>>85196632
ok retarded niggers

>>85194882
I get this. The accent may be hot but her actual voice is bad. She's like a latina Fran Drescher

>>85196540
You seem remarkably autistic, and for once this isn't an exaggeration

>>85196540
lmao

>>85196540
>Sofia will still pull men decades from now

You're obviously very young so you don't have a feel for how quickly women's looks decay. Sofia Vergara is one of those women who has the good fortune to still be attractive in her 40s.... but that's the absolute tail end of a woman's attractiveness. Very few stay good looking in their 40s. Virtually none maintain their looks past that point, it CAN happen, but it's ultra rare.

Sofia will likely look like a worn out hag in 5 years.... or worse yet and more likely, a half melted wax figure ghoul from excessive plastic surgery.

>>85196644
Ok daddy

>>85196527
Ok clyde

>>85196736
Ok panchito

>>85194712
these set of photos are her only true 10/10 ones desu

>>85196760
Ok dale

>>85196687

You are right in some way, but I have a theory about women that are still exceptionally beautiful will retain at least some level of beauty in their next decades (if they stay alive and away from drugs etc). There are some of these vampire queens around like Helen Mirren.

>>85196811
Ok juan

>>85196820

*still exceptionally beautiful in their 40s

>>85196682

I get that it looks like that, but I promise I'm not.
It's more a combination of interest in beauty and OCD.

>>85196845
Ok billy bob

>>85195373
Usually I enjoy webm's like this. For some reason this one really annoys me. Who makes a fucking grilled cheese that pretentiously?

>>85196891
Ok guillermo ramirez sanchez

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>>85194712

>>85196951
Ok bubba

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>56
Cuban/Columbian milfs >>> Mexican fridge body that expires after first kid

>>85194712
pure trash

>>85197010
Ok ernesto

>>85194712
Never watched a movie of hers but have jacked to those titties and ass for nearly 10 years

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>>85194712
She's probably one of the only latinas I find attractive. God damn she's hot.

>>85196297
People find that girl attractive? Sofia at 40 is better than she'll ever be

>>85197102
Her, shakira, Salman hayek, Penelope Cruz is pretty good and probably a few others. But damn when they are hot they're some of the best

>>85196925
What's pretentious about it?

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>>85197212
>salma hayek
Eh, fake tits and manly face

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>>85197256
You take that back.

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>>85197212
what about eva longoria?

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not many sofia pics ITT

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>>85197304
>clooney trying not to stare at her ass

>>85197256
Sofia and shakira are still on top, Salman has a great body which makes up for her average face

>>85197311
Her too and Eva Mendes

>>85197304
me on the right

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>>85195633
This is 4chan, you can just upload an image and not link to reddit.

>>85197304
That hip to waist ratio is unbelievable. The sort of dimension that need to be carved in marble as a display of the bounds of human beauty.

>>85196540
In terms of immediate sex appeal, most men would have a hard time passing over a cute 16-year-old with F-cup breasts for a 40-something mother. I'll grant you that Vergara is a standout in her age group, and that Ariel went downhill hard (Which I'd attribute to being a child star, they all get fucked up),but had she just taken care of herself properly rather than neglecting her body and chopping off her breasts, she'd be a fucking goddess.

>>85197077
Ok verne

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>>85197346
Let me bust out my sofia folder

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>>85197304
Okay I take it back, that body is 10/10. I still don't really like her face though.

>>85197423
Ok julio

>>85197407
Enji is still better
Not as sexy, but more unreal waist-hip-thigh zone

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>>85197418
>Which I'd attribute to being a child star, they all get fucked up
Based Justin Timberlake turned out fine. Also married Biel, who was a child star herself.

>>85197431
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPFFFFTHHHHHHTHHHHHH

>>85197446
Ok randy

>>85194712
I don't have the pic:
giv latinamilf gf

>>85197524
Ok carlos

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>>85197431
Another one

>>85197455
Enji has great hips but is lacking ass.

And, no, I don't mean nigger-tier ass, it's just not really anything back there -- from what I recall.

>>85197458
>ywn be a pe teacher and have the girls hold a giant ball like that and shake the ball up and down as its pressed against your genitals telling them its good exercise for their under arm flab

why even physical education bros

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>>85197439
Regardless sofia and salma are the top latina milfus

>>85197541
Ok jethro

>>85194712
Has she ever gotten them out?

>>85197598
Ok emilio

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>>85197542
Got milk

>>85197616
Only for her papi

>>85197616
Not completely but she did a photoshoot for, I think gq, where it's seethrough

>>85197628
Ok darryl

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>>85197616

>>85197678
Ok ignacio

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>>85197630
Is her ass or tits better?

>>85197716
both are goddess tier. it truly depends whether you are an tits or assman.

her ass is better tho.

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>>85197304

>>85196925
Chiefs are like that. My ex-girlfriend's dad was a chief. Most pretentious man alive. He made making kraft dinner pretentious.

>>85197712
Ok clint

>>85197773
Ok joaquin

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>>85197716
Her ass when she first started out was prime

>>85197455
Is Enji that superhot Supergirl cosplayer or am I thinking of someone else?

>>85197791
Ok winslow

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>>85197755
I'm a tit man but I'd have to agree with you

>>85194844
What do you mean? There's lots of new stars who stay natural

>>85197840
Ok miguel

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>>85197815
>>85197716
Definitely was

>>85197880
Ok otis

>>85197883
>inb4 BLACKED

>>85197923
Ok raul

>>85197961
Ok duane

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>>85197883
And some titties to even it out

>>85197986
Ok armando

>>85198038
Ok jackson

>>85198215
thats a nigger name. i win.

>>85197418

The kind of comparison isn't really fair, a better comparison would be to compare them at the same ages, which Sofia obviously wins.

And I don't think Ariel Winter could ever be considered a goddess, she lacks the face required to be one. She is somewhat pretty in the correct light and make-up, but overall not a very attractive person compared to other actresses of her age.

>>85198265
Ok delmont

>>85198299
Ok Xiang

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Idk how many movies she's in but I had my pants unbuttoned the entire time I saw Hot Pursuit
There wasn't many people around so I happily calmly stroked throughout.
She looked sexy in this outfit.
I went from floppy cock to 12 o'clock when you see her in her bra.
I finally came around the end.
My cum shot out far, it was watery. Since I spent over an hour jacking off.
I like Modern Family desu.
Ariel, Sofia and Lily need to get with the times and make like Sarah Hyland and her recently leaked photos.

>>85198299
>>85198323
It's really not funny and kinda gay can you guys go back to re ddit or facebook

>>85198323
Ok earl

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>>85198381
This is the scene I referenced.
Pretty good brasiere. Chuckled at the breast envy

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>>85198415
You're acting like autism isn't welcome here. We were born in autism anon, molded by it.

>>85198415
he started it.

>>85198381
If idiots stopped watching the show a while ago it would have gotten canceled relegating them to do nudes

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>>85198433
Damn I love this woman

>>85198450
Ok roscoe

>>85197077
>>
shit

>>85197883
>WUS WRONG BEAN BOY MAD YOUR COLOMBIAN WANTS A REAL BLACK MAN

>>85198453
I don't know, I guess. So what's up. How are you

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>>85198613
>What's up

My dick,... besides that I'm doing pretty good

>That part in Soul Plane where she goes spread eagle in the cockpit and bends over and gets spanked

>>85199170
Haha yes perhaps I could share that sentiment.
>>85199204
Please provide visual-evidence. So that I may become erect as well.

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>>85197418
Goose turned out fine

>>85194712

This pic always makes me immediately erect.

im expanding my sofia folder thanks to this thread, and thats not the only thing thats expanding

Seriously explain to me why she never went nude for any photoshoot or movie?

>>85197212
>Penelope Cruz
she's spanish

>>85199624
Cause she managed to get in a bit tv show and didn't need to show her tits for money

>>85199673
yeah, so latina

>>85199249
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCoD237oWtg

>>85199673
Yeah she is a spic too, what's your point?

>>85199922
Thanks. So do you guys want to keep posting photos? My penis is out now

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>>85200070
Hola

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>>85200297
You want to do what to me chico?

Has anyone else coincidentally ended up smelling a fart while looking at a picture of a girl and then thought she was gross as a result? Happens to me a few times

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>>85200070

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>>85200070
will young sofia do

>>85198294
Her biggest problem is she allowed herself to get so fat so young and hasn't bothered to hit the gym, like at all. All she does it walk around in small clothes that she really shouldn't be wearing because she's like 2-3 stone overweight

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>>85200478
Young or old, doesn't matter with her

>>85200297
>>85200404
>>85200476
>>85200478
>>85200557
Incredible. Will be cumming soon.

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>>85200070
Do you not have a Sofia vergara folder saved?

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>>85200708
MI hijo gives the biggest cargas

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>>85200820
Si

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>>85200881
Yes

>>85200729
I do not but this has inspired me to create one

>>85194712
I’d like to work her body if you know what I mean.

>>85201038
She is not a vehicle.

>>85196160
They hate it

>>85195740
>>85195392
>>85195271
>>85194959

>being white DYEL virgins

literally off yourselves

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>>85200984
I had to since I pretty much jerk it to her like every other week

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>>85197256
>fake tits

>>85201222
I have one for Daddario, and for Emma Roberts.
I only jerk it to Mammario's, Emma is simply cute to look at.

I would like to take a hammer to her mouth. I think she'd look so cute with bloody splinters for teeth. I would make her read Modern Family scripts while she chokes on her blood and shards of enamel. Cue laugh track. She's so funny. Attractive. Everyone claps. I would make her watch as I cut out my tongue and choke to death on it.

God bless celebrities. God bless the movie industry.

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>>85201338
Don't care much for emma but daddario is hot, don't jerk much to her though

>>85201338
should post your kik before the thread goes away

Just keep posting lads, trust me we're watching and enjoying.

>>85194712
I prefer her husband desu.

Esperanza Gomez

Thank me later fuckers

>>85202544
Her tits are wonky.

I remember when I first discovered Sofia Vergara, I couldn't fucking believe someone with such a body flew under the radar

I would still eat her shit, to this day

>>85196960
T-they're real?!