/who/ - Doctor Who General

>didnt get to respond to 4 (you)s
Why live?

Calling Paradise Towers awful literally kills the thread. Proof enough that it's GOAT.

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>>85144135
Reminder she has an almost exact porn lookalike

How many years into Chibnall's run will people start going "WTF I MISS MOFFAT NOW"? I remember Series 7 was around the time all the complaints about Rose and RTD's finales started to dissipate and people actually admitted to missing Davies.

>>85144196
>calling paradise towers awful literally kills /who/

This needs to happen more often

>>85143893
Could just be a gallifreyan word that Susan turned into an english acronym

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>>85144135
>ywn stick your gunstick in and EXTERMINATE

>>85144252
Depends on Chinballs' streak. S7 was when Moff really started to lose it, so that's when they got nostalgic.

>>85144252
By the end of the first episode

>>85144252
That will depend on how fast the Chibnall era goes to shit.

>>85144252
I still think Series 6 is worse, that River Song arc was a disaster

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androgynous companion when?

If this post ends with dubs than Jodie Whittaker will be the first Doctor in history to be raped and emotionally scared to the point that rivals the Hell of the Time War.

>>85144426
If this post ends with dubs, all of that happens to you.

>>85144367
>Race capable of time travel and intergalactic travel needs to manipulate humanity for ~2000 years to make a 1960s era space suit because apparently they can't do it themselves
>Needs it to be piloted by muh River Song for some reason instead of literally anyone else ever

>>85144252
I think it's an inevitable part of Doctor Who. As long as it keeps running for years and years, under different showrunners, there will always be a moment where people will regard previous "era's" in a better way than they regarded them as they were airing.

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>>85143448
>in your sleep
Coward.

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>the first person to say doctor who is the doctor
didnt expect that tbqhwyf

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>>85144426
If this post ends with dubs then Jodie Whittaker will be the first Doctor in history to rape and emotionally scar a cute little twink companion to the point that rivals the Hell of the Time War.

>>85144533
GOLDEN
AGE

>>85144533
That guy was great in Humans. Pretty sad.

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>>85144533
ooh

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What's /who/ with you?

Just finished the new 12th Doctor novels, the usual NSA throwaway fare.
Plague City was the best of the three but still not great. Diamond Dogs was the worst. The Shining Man was only remarkable because of the SPLINK reference.

>>85144533
G O A T

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>>85144533
GOLDEN AGE CONFIRMED

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-crmAkxrto4 /

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>http://tardis.wikia.com/wiki/When_Times_Change..._(short_story)
>http://tardis.wikia.com/wiki/The_Doctor_(When_Times_Change...)

Yay, she's canon already!

>>85144583
The TARDIS and crane claw on the last book is just traced from Day of the Doctor.

>>85144583
>diamond dogs
>BILL
>I'M ALREADY A DEMON

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>>85144533
post yfw the golden age airs lads

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>/who/ presents:
DOCTOR WHO: SHIT TRIPS Vol. 2
- The Anthology -

>Are you a true fan of Doctor Who?
>Have you ever written down a sequence of words?

If the answer is yes or no, then you are ready to contribute a literary masterpiece to the second /who/ collection of original Doctor Who-based short fiction.

/who/ did it once. Now, we're gonna do it again! Yet another entry in an age-old tradition of p̶a̶c̶k̶a̶g̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶f̶a̶n̶f̶i̶c̶s̶ ̶t̶o̶g̶e̶t̶h̶e̶r̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶g̶i̶v̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶m̶ ̶a̶n̶ ̶a̶i̶r̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶l̶e̶g̶i̶t̶i̶m̶a̶c̶y̶ / celebrating the magic of Who and the talent of a community.

There are no limits (except the story must be at least 1 word long, and preferably not in excess of 10,000, it's short fiction you fuck).

>- Can involve any Doctor(s), companion(s), side characters, spinoff characters and beyond, as your heart desires
>- Can be in any style, whether it's "legitimate writing", "pisstake", or "shitpost".
>- Can be about absolutely anything
>- The main focus is on good fun in the vein of the wiki, although serious entries are allowed. (If you're going to write smut, maybe approach it with a degree of levity)

Stuck for ideas? Try starting with your favourite TARDIS team (or for timeliness, Whittaker 13th Doctor) and one of these authentic titles:
http://www.saberpunk.net/DoctorWho/DoctorWhoSerialGenerator.php
https://glyphobet.net/drwho

We are going to be starting an index on the wiki for the collection. Anyone can contribute, no signups/pitches required. If you have ideas, feel free to broadcast them.
The rest is self-explanatory. Format for uploading your work is up to you, as long as it can be conveniently copied across (and ideally don't spam long texts in /who/ directly). (Pastebin works well.)

BONUS: Anyone who wants to do cover art or "illustrations" is encouraged.

WE NEED MORE ENTRIES.

The due date is August 3rd to send in your ideas and/or stories.

>>85144470
It still makes my head hurt

>>85144652
Gotta hand it to them, the fuckers running the Brig book range are fast. Well played.

>>85144636

Fucking Hell hahah

>>85144652
>Candy Jar Books
>Hire Jim Mortimore because you want a writer who's worked on Doctor Who books
>Fire him because you think he's too weird
I don't know what they expected.

>>85144499
I think it's logical. People tend to focus on the bad parts of the show they're watching, and look back fondly on the better parts of the show when it was run differently. I miss RTD's camp adventures and subtle hints at the finale (Bad Wolf, Saxon, bees) and think Moffat's attempts at those subtle hints were worse (Crack, Missy appearing at the end of almost every episode, Vault).

I think in time I will miss Moffat's "timey wimey" storylines. He relied on it was too much but I think in a couple of years I'll miss that particular trope (assuming Chibnall doesn't use it).

>>85144367
Series is 6 godawful and a real letdown after the only great series of Moffat's run, Series 5. The Doctor's Wife and The God Complex are the only great eps, the Silence and Flesh two parters are okay. The rest is mindless crap.

>>85144529
>watching parts 2-4

>>85144779
Closing Time is fucking GOAT you cunt

>>85144784
is that bad

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>>85144533
>this is considered twink material

Wew

>>85144583
What are some good NuWho books worth owning?

>Bonus points for Ten

>>85144779
The Girl Who Waited is great. I also don't mind A Good Man Goes to War.
Let's Kill Hitler is one of my least favorite episodes of Doctor Who ever aired though.

>>85144583
Never read any novels. Are they any good? Any NuWho novels I should definitely read?

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>>85144750
It's just a short, I guess they had it in the pipeline then when Sunday came they just filled in the blank.

I unironically love Let's Kill Hitler

>>85144836
Prisoner of the Daleks, The Eyeless

>>85144836
Haven't read any Tennant books.
Try The Eyeless, people say that it's the best New Series novel, and it's by Parkin so it can't be bad.

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>>85144863
>Pic

Shit, that's not supposed to be there.

>>85144868
I can't wait for Let's Kill Trump in a few decades

>>85144868
Series 6 was unironically my favorite Smith season.

>>85144868
I unironically loved Mel. She should have stolen a dolorean though not a corvette.

>>85144836
Touched by an Angel

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>>85144712
Sending my entry for Shit Trips 2:
>Solitude
It features the 13th Doctor and some OCs. It's a short little story inspired by SCP entries.
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B7-MELk2za27NGM5bUhaMWpKcnc

Criticisms and etc are welcome.

>>85144804
This desu. While Cybusmen are the worst Cybermen, Closing Time is a good enough Cyberman episode. Even the 'power of love' ending, while dumb, had more place in an episode about Cybermen than most.

I also just rewatched Age of Steel two parter for the first time since it aired and was surprised by how good it was. Again, Cybusmen are my least favouite Cybermen, but the plot was perfectly fine and it was character kino for Pete and Mickey.

>>85144583
Doctor, why are we still here? Just to suffer?

>>85144712
so we just upload our stories to a pastebin when we finish and post it here?

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>Briggs Finish scrapping the barrel with New Earth and Jenny spin-off before touching Pete's World.

C'mon they can do so much there, they've got like three distinct timeframes, Post-Age of Steel, Post-Doomsday, and Post-Journey's End. They can breathe life to the old Rose Tyler: Earth Defender concept as well as make a new Cyberman series.

>>85144858
Only Human is the best for 9, Deep Time for 12.
I wouldn't say it's must-read stuff, but those are good.

>>85144652
Apart from everything else, it's wonderful that the Doctor remembers the Brigadier, no matter what the body. It's heartwarming, really.

>>85144941
Thanks. I'm gonna read it.

>>85144977
Yes. Try to post it as a response to me, so I know that it's been sent.

>>85144779
The Silence were great in their first two episodes but then he made them priests and everything made no sense

>>85144941
Do you have a name you want to use as the author?

>>85144907
Nah, he'll just be a bumbling oaf like Nixon

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John Smith > The Doctor
Shouldn't have changed back.

>>85145092
Anonymous will do just fine.

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>>85144938
>>85144888
>>85144875

Thanks!

>>85144683
>>85144975
>13 talks to 12 before he regenerates
>"I cheated death thanks to you. And thanks to you, I've left my mark. You have too - you've written your own history. You're your own man. I'm the Doctor, and you are too... No. He's the two of us. Together. Where we are today? We built it. This story - this "legend", it's ours. We can change the world - and with it, the future. I am you, and you are me. Carry that with you wherever you go. Thank you, my friend. From here on out, you're the Doctor."

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>>85144533

>>85145170
I legitimately actually want this now

>>85145170
Holy fuck that's legit great

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>>85144673
Welcome to Doctor Who covers, you should see Big Finish.

>>85145143
I read it. You've written in the "surreal Who" genre, which I love. The ending made me sad, though. Does she come back?

>>85145170
You should write a whole Shit Trips 2 entry for this. Do it, pls.

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Sixie is my favorite Doctor thanks to Big Finish. Is this a common occurrence?

>>85145143
Also, would you please place your fic in a Google Doc form? PDFs make my job a lot harder.

>>85145345
I'm pretty sure he topped a favourite Big Finish Doctor poll in DWM so yes.

>>85145270
lol

If I wanted to write myself into a Doctor Who story. Which Doctor would most likely have a transgender companion? Bonus points if you don't say 13.

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>>85144583
I just finished the second story of Trial of a Time Lord, Mindwarp.

Man, what a shocking twist, and what an intriguing tale. II already know some aspects of what is coming up, due to it being "lore" at this point, and discussed endlessly, but Mindwarp still managed to shock and entertain me.

This is good stuff.

>>85145511
8

>>85145511
Probably Tennant I guess.

>>85145511
Any of them would accept a transgender companion.

>>85145548
Eight would work.

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What the fuck is Gallifrey Base?

>>85145574
>>85145559
>>85145511

I know this would sound played out, but wouldn't 13 empathize more with a transgender companion for obvious reasons?

>>85145534
Mindwarp isn't too shabby of a story, particularly for the era it's in.

>>85145511
I think of Seven and Nine. Take that as you will.

>>85144533
My body is ready. But is his?

>>85145623
Why Nine? He's more of a realist.

>>85145623
The story itself is fine but it's the ending, and the way the trial goes that is the most exciting. And yes I know there might be a bit of unreliable narrator going on, but it's still great to see Six react and defend himself

>>85145619
Not really. Any Doctor after One has experienced a transition of sorts, so any of them would be fine with the idea.

>>85145582
>being this new

>>85145582
You should lurk for maybe a thousand more years before posting

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>>85145582
Doctor Who forum run by Phil Mitchell.

the doctor is a girl lmfao

nurse who

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Out of curiosity, do you guys think there'll be scenes where the doctor struggles with physical changes of going from usually a 6ft man to a 5'5 woman.

Obviously I'm not talking about periods and shit, but just physical scenes where she's fighting or gripping something. Sorry for being autistic but just interested if they'll consider it during the first series with her .

>>85145275
>Does she come back?
No, the Doctor's dead an the TARDIS knows, but it's still waiting in vain hopes. I was originally going to leave it more open but I think this is the more tragic ending.
Also, thank you very much for reading it.

>>85145364
Sure, it's like this?
https://docs.google.com/document/d/199GL2bGoHs_4wbbgIhbWXzpQOr-Dr6usVs_irJ6AxGM

>>85145678
I think it's down to the RTD influence of the era. Nine also had omnisexual Jack Harkness as a companion, mind.

DOCTOR WHO MORE LIKE DOCTOR POO

>>85145740
I doubt it, it seems like a really random thing that would disrupt the flow of an episode.

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>>85145582
A magical place

>>85145753
Please leave it open!

Or else this is the second Shit Trips story to kill off the female Doctor irrevocably.

>>85145801
Cheers,
Jon Blum

>>85144421
You don't know what androgynous means.

>>85145801
Oi leave Cheers Jon Blum alone.

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So I guess this means Mortimore's chances of writing any Who outside of his Flux Doctor shit is torpedoed.

>>85145761
But so did Ten and he was during the RTD era too.

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I just BTFO'd a girl with the smug master pic and his "See this face" quote.

She went mental.

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>>85145801
>>85145841
>>85145891
>tfw /who/ made him change his signature for a day or so.

>>85145924
How many Flux Doctor stories has he written?

>>85145924
Just because he implied it was stunt casting doesn't mean he thinks it will be bad. I find it hard to believe that someone who has bent the concept of Doctor Who as far as he has is going to be seriously pissed about casting a woman

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>>85145801
Y-you too

Cheers,
Jon Blum

>>85145974
You done well anon.

>>85145974
Thank you for informing us that you act like a twat in your everyday life.

>>85145988
Don't know of anything else he's done besides that Blood Heat re-edit. Maybe he's working on a Natural History of Fear novelization right now. Or his own version of NuWho. I don't know.

http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/im-thankful-my-daughter-can-grow-world-where-she-c-6343

>>85145974
Post what happened

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>>85146022
I find it hard to believe too, but he did criticize NuWho's writing as "genderfluid".

Series 3 > Series 5 > Series 1 > Series 8 = Series 9 = Series 10 > Series 2 > Series 4 > Series 7 > Series 6 > Series 11

>>85146087
And I thought Gareth had lost it

>>85146087
>straight
Jim "Slay The Gays" Mortimore

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>>85146047

Pitch me an original Doctor Who episode, /who/.

>>85144941
>that last line
Fucking hell m8

>>85146166
the doctor dies and the show gets cancelled

>>85146093
Frankly, anything past Series 5 should go to the bottom of the list. And Series 11 ain't out yet, don't rank it based on the Doctor alone.

>>85146151
Why do I sometimes like to imagine the Third Doctor as a tranny hon?

>>85146183
>What is Death Comes to Time

>>85146188
It's obviously there because of Chibnall, not because of 13, you bellend

>>85146093
>Series 2 above anything
Nigga you gay

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>>85146087
What's a "california broner"?

>>85146166
The Doctor's soul is placed inside a Dalek and she needs to figure out how to retrieve her body. But her body is hidden in a society that's wary of Daleks, and the actual Daleks are nearby, so she has to figure out how to lay low from one alien race while trying to make nice with another.

>>85146087
...what the fuck is a california broner

>>85146261
>she

>>85146219
After Moffatt almost immediately dropped the ball as showrunner, Chibnall could surprise us all.

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tfw all the pronoun issues that are going to come with 13

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Is this the work of /who/?

>>85146335
I want to come in 13 if you understand what I am saying

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>>85146387

>>85146387
probably

>>85146335
Why? 13 is a she, all the others are he. It's not rocket science.

>>85146475
He was born a man. You cannot change genders. You must be one of those deluded trannies. Kill yourself.

Are the rumours true that Jodie Whittaker will be the first (and last) Northern Irish Doctor?

https://youtu.be/fMCma5Bzn4Q?t=220 (3:40)

>>85146557
Don't be a baby.

>>85146335
>not calling the doctor "it"

>>85144120
Its a real shame that the show is going on hiatus for the next 3-4 years.

>>85146625
I call the Doctor they, since all the regenerations mean they're already multiple people.

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Why does this wiki brighten up my day? ;_;

I never had this much fun watching a show since the days of dumbbaby / Boycott the Caf for Degrassi.

lol Not Kris Marchell.

>>85146557
I can't, but I'm also not a magical alien that travels in time.

>>85146040
You're welcome.
>>85146081
Made a joke, she took it too far and sent me multiple paragraphs whining at me. So I just sent that.

>>85146557
He was born English, but he's been a Scot twice.

I'm writing a War Doctor Historical for Shit Trips but I am having trouble with it.

Every time she crashes the TARDIS can we say, is because she is blonde

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>>85146649
Gender is separate from biological sex. As a Doctor, I can confirm this.

>>85146684
That's nice.

>>85146723
>Gender is separate from biological sex.
citation needed

>>85146696
What's the trouble?

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>>85146817
What is Google, Anonymous?

>>85144252
I always thought moffat was a shit tier showrunner. RTD was god tier.

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>>85146723
Dr. Nonce more like

>>85146919
Go to bed, Russel.

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>>85146919
>RTD
>god tier

>>85146261
>she
Oh dear god these next few years are going to be horrible.

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>>85146981
You've always got me, babe. Subscribers get more.

REMINDER THAT SHIT TRIPS VOL 2

>>85146928
Hello, TG! Are you finally tired of shitting up Minichan and Punychan so you decided to follow an impersonator of your past rival?

>>85146974
>RTD
>only nuwho showrunner not to fuck it up by having genderbending timelords
He is god tier by default now.

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>skarpaaa skarpaaa
What did they mean by this?

>>85146862
Descriptions aren't my strong point

>>85147062
They aren't mine, either. You don't need long paragraphs of text. Just write a sentence or two saying what's in your head, then move on with plot.

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>>85146877
>https://www.bigfinish.com/releases/popout/the-ninth-doctor-chronicles-1628
>ELLO! IYM THA DOCTUH. EYY... WOS GOIN ON ROUND ERE?
>ERE LIEK DOCTOR ER FRESHEN YER COCK!
>ywn get paid to record a whole boxset of this

>>85147061
Are you not British?

>>85147159 meant for >>85147026

>>85147112
Could we write a Christmas story?

>>85147159
Fucking awful.

>>85146087
Based.

>>85147188
Just felt like quoting Jubilee but I unironically don't get it.

>>85147354
Skarper is Britfag for run away.

>>85147354
https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/scarper

>>85147331
Sure. Do whatever you want.

>>85147463
Can it be written through dialog like a Shakespear play? I cannot write for shit. I can only write scenes.

>>85144583
Just packed up all my Who merch, tapes and blu rays, throwing it all out. im done with this shit. Doctor Who is dead to me.

>>85147496
That's no problem. It doesn't have to be a full story. Just write a scene, if you wish.

>>85147508
Wanna write a Shit Trips about your rage?

>>85147508
LOL

Doctor Who is dead.

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>>85147508
Sure you have.

>>85147578
Good job Doctor Who can regenerate then.

>>85146945
>>85146974
Okay, he had some pretty dumb ideas like shit eating flies and farting aliens, but compared to moffat he was fucking Shakespeare. His stories were simple, but they at least WORKED. Moffat is a complete and utter failure when it comes to writing ANYTHING that isn't a one shot.

>>85147712
>shit eating flies
huh?

Male companion ideas? Anyone you want to see in S11 and 13's companion?

>>85147712
It's fucking surreal going back to Ecclestone and
seeing how much less wacky it is

>>85147578
But the moment has been prepared for.

>>85147712
>Moffat is a complete and utter failure when it comes to writing ANYTHING that isn't a one shot.
But s5 is easily the best nuwho series by miles. The only really shit episodes it has are the Chinball ones.

>>85146648
>Those bedroom eyes on Jodie
Next series is gonna be great, I can tell.

>>85147814
>The only really shit episodes it has are the Chinball ones.
They're great though

>>85147814
>first episode has the doctor scare off the baddies by telling them who he is

no thank you

>>85147814
No. It's shit. Math Smith a shit. River a shit. The only good thing about S5 is Amy's short skirt and the eleventh hour. The pandoras box and crack in space time plot is the dumbest thing I've ever seen.

>>85147767
hopefully a black bull and a little white dick but he's not allowed to leave the tardis

>inb4 feminist pandering
>inb4 using the daleks to make some sort of point about the """"alt-right"""
>inb4 the show tanks as a result
>inb4 it gets canceled a second time
>inb4 they blame straight white men for not being inclusive enough

>>85147886
Dumber than Bad Wolf? Dumber than the Doctor burning up a Sun because he's so in love with Rose? Dumber than Muppet Doctor? Dumber than whatever the fuck happened at the end of series 4?

>>85147863
No it doesn't. It has the Doctor using a phone and virus to outsmart the enemy. Then it has the Doctor introduce himself to the audience vicariously through a scolding of an enemy, since the episode is intended to be a soft reboot, and they want to affirm the notion that Matt Smith is the Doctor - hence why it happens with him putting on his new outfit and literally stepping through a hologram of 11's face. Of all the Doctor speeches to get mad at, that one is absolutely fine you faggot.

>>85147948
>using the daleks to make some sort of point about the """"alt-right"""

anon they've been doing that since the 60s

Anyone here able to watch Gridlock (Series 3 episode 3)? At 32 minutes in (not sure the exact second) I can hear the end of the Doctor Who theme tune in my left ear. It's odd, and I wonder if it's in every version of it.

I'm watching it on netflix.

>>85147863
He definitely fetishizes the Doctor like Larry said. I think he tried to correct it later -
remember when Moff had 11 wipe himself from every database in the universe? Is that even still canon?

>>85147767
Bring back fucking Harkness.

His character on Arrow is fucking dead, he can come back now.

>>85147972
>using a phone and virus

Yes, a magic virus because Moffat doesn't understand how technology works

I reckon everyone is becoming angry over these new events, shall we have a little nostalgia break?

>https://youtu.be/Jv_glfYFFvg

>>85147982
Are you gonna write a Heather fic for Shit Trips Vol 2, perchance?

>>85147886
I liked the pandorica but was disappointed how fucking quickly and easily he got out of it, espeically after all that build up

>>85147982
Why do you have netflix not-anon

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>>85148078
It's a tremendous letdown to just have him escape through bootstrap paradox bullshit

At least Blink's bootstrappy bullshit was distracted from with the spoopy angels

>>85147982
It's not on the DVD.

>>85147982
>>85147982
Yeah, i can hear it REALLY faintly at about 32:40, it seems to be the ending riffs
UK Netflix

>>85148007
Really? He's available? He's always going on about wanting to return, either in Torchwood or DW. I'd love that actually.

>>85148009
It's a sci-fi show, and it features technology far beyond what our present day has. The Doctor literally describes the virus as "alive" which clearly proves it isn't following the rules of your standard virus. The virus isn't even the point of focus, and the reasoning is solid for the rest of it; The word zero is spread over international communications, alerting the people scouring the earth to find Prisoner Zero, and then traced back to the initial source of the message to find the location of them - a solid way of defeating the monster while not being an asspull. Then, the Doctor uses a phone containing images of all of Prisoner Zero's forms to out him even while in disguise, another well thought out way of taking the enemy down while playing within the established story of the episode. Finally he then uses Amy's memory of Prisoner Zero and the handicap of Prisoner Zero being limited by what the comatose host is dreaming of (established earlier by the man and his dog and the woman and her children) to get Prisoner Zero to imitate himself perfectly.

>>85146655
Literally came here after a row with my SO, perfect response thank you anon she couldn't help but laugh

>>85147972
>to affirm the notion that Matt Smith is the Doctor - hence why it happens with him putting on his new outfit and literally stepping through a hologram of 11's face.
I know you mean 10, but yeah that was a brilliant moment. Hologram of every Doctor, then a sad and solemn looking Tennant and 11 just walks through it and announces that he is The Doctor.
Eleventh Hour was brilliant. I can only hope Chibnall manages to create such a great moment in 13's first episode.

>>85148162
UK netflix for me too. It's really odd - why on earth would it be on the netflix version but not >>85148126's dvd version?

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Why does Shatner have the script of the Christmas special??

>>85148100
Damn, they are. Link to a page with their work?

>>85147982
Yeah, I heard it on Netflix too, but it's not on this http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x59asmp
No clue what the fuck happened.

>>85148000
Didn't eccleston make Mickey do that anyway?

>>85148320
I think netflix may have a different version than was broadcast or put on DVDs.

No real idea though...

>>85148397
Starfu, my question:

>>85148068

>>85147554
https://pastebin.com/iMza7Zx1

Yes, Alice is transgender, and yes there is a reason I named her Alice.

Are there any major plot points in Last Christmas that make it worth watching? I generally skip over the Christmas Specials and just get into the next series instead, plus as much as i like Nick Frost, I can't see him doing a good job in DW for some reason

>>85148281
Captains privilege. He probably just asked Pcaps for something on the convention circuit and that's probably what Pcaps had on him at the time relating to the show. It's for charity, something I'd assume that peter would gladly give.
Most of his shit on those auctions that he does comes from other stars on the convention circuit. Like those guys from supernatural, etc.

>>85145822
Sorry m8, I understand you but I prefer it that way.
Hey, who knows, maybe more people write 13 and she doesn't die

>>85148452
Do you skip the regeneration Christmas specials?

>>85148441
Probably not. A bit busy at the moment, unfortunately. Maybe for volume 3 if people still care about her.

>>85148444
Thanks. What's your author name?

>>85148489
So, you'd allow someone to write a continuation? And that's fine--I was just mourning.

>>85148521
Gotcha. You could write a short thing.

>>85147508
Such a lust for (You)s, anon.

>>85148452
Nick Frost is probably the best part actually. He really does make a fantastic Santa Claus.
The episode is actually pretty decent, but it's not a crucial watch, so I guess you could skip it.

>>85148564
Can it just be a moniker?

Spode

>>85148377
wasn't that just unit?

>>85148564
Perhaps I'll write it tomorrow then.

>>85148564
Can I write an Encyclopedia style AU?

>>85148592
This is in response to...

> Thanks. What's your author name?

>>85148452
It's pretty good actually. Nick Frost was okay. Setting was a bit darker than you'd expect from a Christmas Special.

>>85148501
No, that's why i put the "generally" in there, i don't skip every christmas one

>>85147974
Nazis were lefties

>>85148617
Wasnt it just a virus to wipe him from everything?

I can't really remember but i don't think it was just unit, pretty sure it was everything

>>85148592
Yeah, "Spode" is fine.

>>85148624
Sure. But what's an Encyclopedia style AU?

>>85148622
Sounds great!

>>85148564
>So, you'd allow someone to write a continuation?
Of course, anything that fuels creativety is good. Won't even demand for things to be left in a way or for a specific tone to be followed, go crazy.

>And that's fine--I was just mourning.
Right, sorry if I sounded defensive.

>>85148452
Its probably the second best Christmas special.

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>>85144120
how does this make u pheel

>>85148634
>Setting was a bit darker than you'd expect from a Christmas Special.
Tbh I really don't like the way this episode is directed. Because the story isn't really any darker than the other Christmas specials, and in fact the story is a lot more fun and charming, with the whole "Santa saves the day" stuff happening - but the episode is shot in really dark areas and has a washed out color palette. So really, the episode is literally darker than the other Christmas specials, but it's just as happy and light-hearted in terms of script. So you just have this weird discrepancy in tone.

>>85148696
>>85148634
>>85148584
I'll check it out i guess.

>>85148704
It doesn't

>>85148691
And can I make your author moniker "SCP Anon?"

>>85148675
I don't know the exact word for it but essentially, a narrative essay written in the style of an encyclopedia entry or file.

>>85145121
this desu

>>85148704
How does this person feel about Star Trek?

>>85148758
I actually like that, so yes, please.

>>85148762
Yeah, that's great. What's your entry going to be about?

>>85148592
Your entry's in!

>>85148758
>>85148803
but aren't you Zach?

>>85144237
That looks nothing like her

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>>85144533

>>85148704
>being butthurt by steampunk

how

why

might as well say bananas suck the dignity out of life, makes just as much sense

>>85146877
Funny, when I googled that I found this.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Money#Controversies

>>85149027

>>85148830
It's a very radically changing AU.

The Doctor is constantly on the run because of his invention, the TARDIS Engine, which allows time travel. It also has the side effect of making the Doctor unable to die, due to prolonged exposure. The Doctor runs because he feels that much power shouldn't be used for evil.

Chasing him is the Davros group, his former benefactors, who wish to use the TARDIS Engine to essentially take over the world: making themselves immortal, weaponizing the engine, selling it to the highest bidder etc.

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>>85149054
Pretty obsessive of you. Up your dosage.

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>>85149027
>how does being a grown man spray painting felt top hats bronze make me a goober
I know this is a dr who thread and the bar is already low but have some self awareness

>>85149145
I like that idea a lot. You should definitely work on that.

>>85149159
Grown men spray painting felt top hats bronze = / = steampunk

Self-awareness doesn't enter into it, you just want to cry about nerds doing things you don't approve of. Fuck off.

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>>85149159
>how does being a grown man getting butthurt about other people spray painting felt top hats bronze make me a nutcase

>>85149145
Well done AUs are tightest shit, go for it

Keep the Shit Trips ideas coming, guys and gals.

>>85149237
Put on your pith helmet and steam girdle, look in the mirror and say "I am a person who should be taken seriously"
>>85149240
its not butthurt its the same kind of vague disgust your dad feels towards you

>>85145653
>But is his?
No. The first ten minutes of the episode consist of some dumb but easily resolved standard Who plot, during the entirety of which Jodie flirts aggressively with the twink companion. Once this is solved with there's five minutes of her molesting him despite his protests, followed by a solid twenty minutes of visceral, brutal rape. The last ten minutes is her comforting and grooming him in order to reduce any future resistance.

>>85149282
My Alice story was going to continue. That was part one essentially. I always wanted to see a Doctor Who story that deals with the Mandela Effect.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCmROFUJr0c

>>85149502
Continue the story, please! A Who story on the Mandela effect sounds great.

What paradoxes / phenomena has Doctor Who tackled (eg the Grandfather Paradox) and what would you like to see it do?

>>85149594
Mandela Effect.

>>85144533
I want to be that cute little twink companion

>>85149672
Could be the Mandala effect is that different realities leak into each other and change reality such as a word changing.

>>85149794
Isn't that the common hypothesis anyway?

>>85150049
Nah its just people have crap memory.

Just had a horrible thought - what if Moffat has the 1st Doctor witness the 12th Doctor's regeneration (of course he forgets it all) and make some "misogynistic" comment, only for the 13th Doctor to deliver a "zinger" and make the old Doctor look bad.

>>85150200
Moff won't do that. I highly doubt he would make the final moments of a Doctor into a joke setup. He'll take it seriously and give 12 some sort of emotional exit, likely as a speech, similar to 11.

>>85146671

>twice

>>85150200
after an entire eppisode of having the new audience have 1 grow on them? unlikely.

>>85150447
>McCoy
>Capaldi

>>85149594
>what would you like to see it do?
The wage gap.

>>85146475
All the evidence we have suggests that timelords have a main gender. Therfor the doctor may CURRENTLY be a girl but the doctor is still a male time lord.

>>85150491

McCoy was doing English. He was just shit at it.

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>>85149594
>eg the Grandfather Paradox

>>85150523
The only thing the evidence points out is that neo-BBC is an effective brainwashing tool. Seek help if you're willing to trust these people to define what canon is.

>>85148669
you keep telling yourself that cupcake

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There's an alternative reality out there where Rose left at the end of Series 1 and Eccleston stayed on for Series 2 with Lynda with a Y as his companion and it was absolute fuckin kino.

>50 years or show
>no reference to genderbending timelords
>mofFUCK writes it in
>forces a female doctor
>>"Haha what's the problem? It has a long and rich lore behind it! :^)"

>>85150670
no there isnt ecclestone hates doctor who

>>85150689
Yeah but nobody got mad at missy, if you all actualkly complained about missy then this wouldnt have happened. too bad missy was actually good.

>>85150727
Except we did, nobody listened.

I bet if it was Moffat the one that brought back the show Eccles would have stayed for 3 series

Are there any good twink actors?

>>85150748
No "we" didn't.

>>85150751
I bet he would have left mid series due to overly convoluted storylines that add nothing and a general betrayal of what the show represents.

>>85150782
I wasn't including you in we, redditor.

>>85150825
>if you disagree with me you're a Bad Outsider, reeee

New
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>>85150825
majority of /who/ supports jodie at this time.

>>85150866
But reddit is exctremely socially liberal, and decroes anybody who doesn't support existing characters being made female and/or non white as various pejoratives.

>>85150888
I don't deny the majority of reddit migrants support her.

>>85147772
The pig? The farting green aliens? Simon Pegg working for a giant vagina on the ceiling? The bitchy trampoline? Those reality show robots? I love Series 1 too, but it was pretty wacky.

>>85144120
fuck drumpf and fuck white people

I'm behind and my friend wants me to catch up on the latest season. All my old torrent sites are dead. What do?

>>85151298
Get Amazon Prime.
www.amazon.com/Prime-Video/DoctorWho
Or just search by episode title on dailymotion, or search for Doctor Who (2005) on primewire dot ag.

>>85151437

$100/year up front is aids and not worth it for prime for how little I order from amazon
thanks