/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

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>when chad makes a comment

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vhs jumping man

>>85143673
Yo everybody check out this sick beat I found on reddit

https://www.reddit.com/r/twinpeaks/comments/6o3sb1/no_spoilers_i_made_this_epic_song_because_of_how/

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>>85143673

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>>85143673
jjjjjjjjjjjj

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>>85143736
HELLO FRENLO :^)

>>85143722
So are they sure Wally Brando is his son?
Did they never make a test?

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>>85143673
?

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>>85143801
hello

>>85143736
I like how this looks.

The lodge should often look this way.

Let's keep in perspective that Twin Peaks is a racist world of fiction where black people are conveniently swept under the rug.

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https://soundcloud.com/blue-harvest-beat/i-love-cooper

Posted this in the last thread, ended up with a reddit doppelgänger.

Have I been lynched?

>>85143858
I'm gunna laugh when I fuck you bitch!

>>85143783
>HELL GOD BABY DAMN NO!!!!!

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>>85143858

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>>85143858

>>85143757
BOB PLZ

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Candie is _________

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>he made the account to specifically post it
Hmm

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Smug WHITE woman

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>>85143858
>tfw you will never live in that world

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Reminder to ignore the alt-right fascist troll.
No (you) for you.85143858

>>85143873
shit you actually did it

8/10 famalam

>>85143873
Holy shit that is terrible. Just put the beat behind it and maybe it will be meme worthy.

>>85143964
Bunch a fucking smoking babies.

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>>85143952

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>>85143964
>Reminder to ignore the alt-right fascist troll.

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Can we all take a second to appreciate how fucking nuts it is that Lynch has S U B V E R T E D us so much with 10 eps of retard Coop.

Kyle deserves an award for his performance I feel.

>>85143736
his theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z1rFzxPIz8

>>85143933
Perfect.

>>85143942
Check the time stamps. The Reddit one came out WAY before.

>>85143933
CUTE, CUTE

>>85143991
REDDIT PLZ

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>First false-flag post
>endless (You)'s

are you guys retarded or something?

>>85143996
>photoshop

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>>85143858
>tfw you will never live in a racist world where black people are conveniently swept under the rug

>>85143933
did this bitch have some kind of psychotic break from the guilt or something?

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Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. (Pic is evil Cooper)
Listen https://youtu.be/pXth84G7dkM

>>85144052
>>85143964
>If I call it a false flag, I can ignore valid concerns

>>85143942
>>85144042
Man, you are the officer Chad of /tv/

>>85144042
No, the reddit one came 4 minutes later, reddit doesn't account for DST

>>85143933
> Tammy

>>85143933
Dandy

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>>85144056

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>>85143673

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Threadly reminder that Reddit created the cringiest Twin Peaks beat ever

https://soundcloud.com/blue-harvest-beat/i-love-cooper

>>85144013
this
"dougie" doing the pee pee dance is the pinnacle of artistic television

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>>85143933
Almost as good as Tammy

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rate my art

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what has been the worst theory you've read that has tried to explain what is going on in TP?

>>85144104
This poster is a TRUE MAN

Check out this song I made guys

https://soundcloud.com/blue-harvest-beat/i-love-cooper

>>85143873
i like anon, get a better mic next time

>>85144197
1, recrystillized garmonbozia
2. homunclus
3. JUDY is asian

>>85143757
>>85143873
>>85144157
>>85144212
Stop shilling your trash. I'm reporting your soundcloud account.

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>>85144197
this

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Does anyone have screencap of Coop Dougie eating cake?

>>85144197
That Richard is Donna's son. (He's clearly Audry and Cooper's).

>>85144289
cake

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>>85143996
Gross, GROSS!

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>>85144190

muh dick

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I made this song a few days ago. What do you guys think?

https://soundcloud.com/blue-harvest-beat/i-love-cooper

>>85144289
>this is how Lynch sees the fanbase of the original show

>>85143964
>No (you) for you.85143858
this is fake right?

>>85144250
>1, recrystillized garmonbozia
what the hell? I've heard about the rest but this one I can't recall.

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>>85144313
racist

>>85143933
Best tardfu.

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Pls I Need that screencapture of the cake scene. I'm on cellphone, so I cannot do it myself.

>>85144350

if he linked the number it would (you) the anon, so he typed it out. Whats hard to understand about that?

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>>85143805
She's credited as "Girl", not Judy.

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>>85144157
>>85143757
CHAD plz

Instead of dumb ass memery how about some actual thematic analysis of Twin Peaks: The Return?

Remember in original Twin Peaks when numerous different characters*, on different occasions, would turn to someone and say "I'm in trouble, and I need your help"? and that corny wonderful music would start playing?

Do we have anything similar in TP:TR? There's quite a few coins - Hawk spots a coin in the bathroom, Retard Cooper puts coins in the slot machines. Balthazar teleports a coin. The black & white 50s kids find a penny. What about playing cards?

*at least twice, anyway

>Just was on reddit just to see the idiots and piss myself off, I guess.
>(Dumb, I know, but i don't give a fuck.) >Everyone there was complaining and whining about scenes like the sweeping scene or scenes like the scene with the fly swatting, oh and the atomic booms scene. It's like everybody just wants things spoon fed to them. >tHey don't want or think they should have to think.
>Why is this generation of millenials so fucking awful? I am one too and I admit to many a fault however I can at least have some patience and appreciate art.

>>85144425
>>85144425
the live broadcast one was different

>>85143852
>The lodge should often look this way.

You mean like hell? The room above the convenience store is way creepier than the waiting room.

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WHAT THE HELL

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>>85144474
>thematic

>>85143873
>>85144248
This. It didn't suck, so, good job?

https://soundcloud.com/blue-harvest-beat/i-love-cooper

I made this ama

>>85144313
>sheryll lee will never lock eyes with you after staring longingly into nothingness

>>85144572
Spectacular. I really enjoyed that haha

>>85143673
could never get over davis cold sore in that scene desu

>>85144574
you can ask her at any CON

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>>85144574
>ywn have your way with her through her formative years and then slaughter her in a train car

HEY CAN SOMEO- *adjusts hearing aid* can someone post the sex scene webm from last ep?

I'm only watching episode 10 now. I wish i could have seen /tpg/'s reaction

>>85144772
>looking at /tpg/ during episodes
>not just going as far as to look in the chat for the 3rd party streaming site you're using

>>85144984
>>not just going as far as to look in the chat for the 3rd party streaming site you're using
>using a streaming site

Sorry I'm not a fucking pleb. I can't relate

>>85144772
Everyone here was too busy watching GoT so there wasn't much of a reaction

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>>85144760

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thoughts on this pic from ep 13?

>>85143873
if you're the real guy, then good job.

there's reddit spam afoot.

>>85145028
>cutting his dumb face out of it
how can I fap to this ?

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Is this movie canon?

>>85144627
But why isn't she going to be at Comic-Con? Is she locked in David's basement?

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>>85145021
Three days added to your Showtime subscription, good goy.

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>>85145033
theories on connection to Banana Woman?

Croatian here. Next episode Evil Cooper murders Albert and rapes Diane.

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the real question is, is it good or bad coop in this pic?

>>85144157
>cringier than James song

ye no

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>>85145091

>>85145033
he'll end up in the Black Lodge

>>85144760
that sex scene was very hot

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confirmed lara flynn boyle cameo?

>>85144195
Good work, anon! Keep up the effort!

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first for Wyndham

A shit character and story line elevated by great acting

>>85145221
kek

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>>85145078
People are either for or against Dougie face

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>>85145028
>yfw there is a scene just like that with Jade next episode
and then Rhonda

>>85143820
Holy shit that looks like Mark Frost too

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slow generals piss me off

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>>85145348
3 RIDES
R
I
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S

Anyone got a picture of a Great Northern hotel keychain from the show?

I'm considering buying one from Etsy.

>>85143858
Lynch grew up in a traditional American family in the countryside and everything was fine until he moved out to the ghetto parts of Pennsylvania with lots of black crime in the area. His time there really fucked him up.

>>85145442
/lit/ is my favourite board but its so damn slow that I have to come here. You'll have the same thread up for a week or two at a time.

>>85143933
She's supposed to be or represent a person like Laura Palmer, sensitive to the dark and mysterious forces in the world. She's obsessed with a fly (evil) that happens to land (inhabit) on the crime lord, when she accidentally hit him she's possessed by crazy feelings of guilt (like Laura's disgust at herself), and just like Laura had a moment of fascination with a ceiling fan Candie is fascinated by air conditioners.

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>>85145547

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>>85145287

>>85143933
>>85143933
too pure for this world

>>85144379
What if she hooks up with dumb Cooper

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EN TUS OOOOOOOOJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

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i... i drew dougieboy for you, tpg. please pet me now. now!

>>85145685
NO HAY BANDA?

>>85145685
LLORAAAAAAAAAANDO

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>>85143802
>Wally Brando
He seemed too smart to be the son of either.
Also, what the hell was he talking about in pic related?

>>85143915
Jesus

>>85143759
Fuck you for making me check.

>>85145630
Thanks a lot.

This is the best I could find on Etsy/online, think I'm going to pull the trigger and get 2 for me and a friend.

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This evil woman starts raping you.

What do you do?

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Imagine that instead of that rose it was your balls

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>>85145809
Forgot image

>>85145832

That would be extremely painful.

>>85143933
Is it about the bunnies?

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>>85145683
>yfw Candie, Jhonny and Dougie make a super team and solve the case

>>85145839
>leave you keys in a table
>somebody drops them in a mailbox

I dunno...

>>85145827
>men can be raped by women
>>>/r/eddit

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Is this random scene going to have some kind of surprising payoff or are we never going to see this character again?

>>85145894
>Jhonny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpWHsi1VMxI

Honestly I just want more of the Mother

she's more interesting to me than BOB now

>>85146000
unironically kill yourself Sam

>>85146000
Crisp trips for ya!

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>>85145887
>the bunnies

>>85144013
I sincerely loved that retard Coop character

>>85145966
That giant phone connects to the black lodge

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>>85143933
>ywn have an army of autistic fembots
>why even live

>>85143858
Most white people avoid most black people for a reason desu.

>>85144087
hey don't talk like that about her HEY

>>85143933
I fucking love Lynch's taste in women.

desu i enjoyed million dollar extreme on adult swim way more than ive enjoyed the return

>>85146000
uhh that's pretty degenerate man

>>85143673
https://youtu.be/DEKkOXCsMMk

Anyone else genuinely feel sad when Richard was choking Sylvia and Johnny was on the floor crying to his mom? I never thought two side characters that have like 15 minutes of total screen time would have made me feel but they did. I think the music helped.

>>85146423
Dumbland confirmed to be canon.

>>85143873
>>85143873
>>85143873

THE MADMAN ACTUALLY DID IT

>>85146000
Wait Sam Hyde has non-white friends? Okay he is no longer part of the white supremacists club!

>>85145287
Ugh, I cannot watch this RAPE scene.

>>85146477
>look mommy, I posted it again!

>>85146000
>reddit tourists get pissed at some internet comedian.

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This photograph was taken shortly after David Lynch saw Sheryl Lee walking around Los Angeles with an African-American friend.

>>85146404
They're neck and neck. At least Based Lynch had the shit kicked out of Cuck Gelman and told him to never show his face again.

>Hey Mr Lynch. I'm Jewish, so please put me in the new Twin Peaks?
>Sure, kid. Here's a part for ya.

>>85145966
We would have had over 7 minutes to follow this guy's tale in the last episode but Lynch decided it was more important to have a thique person autotune at us in Spanish

>>85146451
If she just did what he told her to do, she wouldna been choked.

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I worked on the show as a light rigger. I even snagged one of the Great Northern keys while no one was looking, because I thought it would be a cool momento. All I can say is fans of James will love the next episode. :)

>>85146688
you can literally buy this from the internet

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>>85145630
>mfw i got one of these for free at a Showtime promotional event
>mfw the text has all rubbed off so i'm the only one who knows the meaning of the mysterious rhombus on my keychain

>>85146618
>$0.02 has been deposited into your account

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>>85144289
Should I paint this on a 10x30 or do the thumbs up meme or are there better rare coops?

do you like my music

https://soundcloud.com/blue-harvest-beat/i-love-cooper

>>85146505
Sam Hyde is actually a progressive liberal irl, he's just being edgy for fun.

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>>85146840
thumbs up is good, coffee dougie is good, crying dougie looking at sonny jim is also good

I worked on the show as a dark nigger. All I can say is fans of Harry S. Truman will love the final episodes. :)

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>>85146905

I worked on the show as David Lynch. All I can say is all fans of rape will enjoy the next episode. ;)

>>85147019
But that's every episode, Mr. Lynch.

>>85145685
NO HAY ESTRESHAS

>casts hispanics
>casts native americans
>casts asians
>"oh but he doesn't cast black people :(( lynch is racist!!!"

I worked on the soundtrack to season 3. All I can say is Cooperfags are going to be seething after the credits role in episode 18.

>>85145797
lel, I was about to check it myself too

Interview
http://www.vulture.com/2017/07/eamon-farren-twin-peaks-lynchian-villain.html

>>85147076
But how is that wrong? You can be exclusively racist against black people, you know. Many are, sadly. I hope that doesn't include David Lynch, but the signs seem to suggest otherwise.

>>85143673
This is difficult to talk around, as the link actually spoils an 'unrelated' work of fiction, but I propose that what we are seeing is essentially 'Invitation to Love' in the Naomi Watts scenes, and the 'metaverse' is becoming 'thin.'

There are several clues, but assuming you've seen Mulholland drive, I believe we just witnessed the 'Silencio' moment. The style of microphone, the type of singer, the chevrons on the dress, and the slightly imperfect lipsync were very much in line with the middle of Mulholland, which of course starred Naomi Watts.

Though not 'official' as far as I know the most popular interpretation of Mulholland is that the beginning half (Before Silencio) is an imagined world, and once the 'key' is turned, and 'pandora's box' is opened, the real world comes in.

To me, this has very deep and very real meaning in our actual reality, but I'll spare you the occult/quantum physics speculation.

That said, the Dougie timeline mirrors Twin Peaks history--There is a casino with girls in overly ornate dresses, with gangsters and arson plots behind the scenes. It's Leo and One Eyed Jack's all over again. Many people have noticed how similar the world of Dougie looks and feels like Breaking Bad. I propose this is intentional-- the saturation, the color palette.. Even the green of Dougie's coat evokes the opening of Breaking Bad... And of course, Cooper in the other universe has broken very, very bad.

The 'unreality' of the Dougie World is far more heigtened and abusrd-- the 'Rancho Rosa' sign (Rose again) is quite literally identical to the production company's logo.

The ..key.. to the blue ..rose.. may lie in Dougie's fixation with a particular statue. This thematically ties all of these things together.

>>85146350
And that reason is fear of gettin cuckd

>>85147206
Lynch, throughout his career, but especially Twin Peaks, and specifically this season has an obsession with a few things-- electricity and.. WAVES. Towards the end of the original series, in several interactions there are references to Heisenberg and uncertainty.

(I can't imagine you don't know that Heisenberg was the name Walter White gave himself in Breaking Bad)

Television snow is simply modulated energy waves. black and white chevrons are quantized wavelengths-- each moving in a different direction. Add strobe lights, which are themselves representatives of waves as well, and it's a metaphor for the very makeup of our reality. The red curtains too-- waves perpendicular to the chevrons.

Lynch has always poked around the edges of the nature of reality, but it has never been more clear--or more meta-- than this series.

All of this has happened before, and all of it will happen again, so say we all.

By circumventing his cycle-- not returning to the lodge after 25 years, bobblecooper is subverting the balance of order and chaos which holds all of the realities together.

As a kind of equal but opposite reaction, this whole reality (Dougies) was spawned to offset the tearing apart of time and reality that bobblecooper is doing in the 'real' universe.

Sparkle may be facilitating this-- like LSD or DMT.

Just like fiction reflects what is happening in our world, and also influences reality-- can you think of a more influential show in the history of Television? So as Twin Peaks has very much affected all of our real lives, so too does 'invitation to love' or on a much smaller scale, Doc Jacoby's new one-man media cult machine.

>>85147249
(An aside-- certainly someone else has noticed that Jacoby is the one who 'dug up' the golden locket in the original series, and the shovels are damned well locket shaped, right? Two coats of paint. Two halves of a locket. What can dig you out of the shit? True love.) He also wears lightning bolts on his lapels.

The woodsman hypnotizes people by taking over a town's radio station, unleashing a beast. Perhaps Lynch is aware consciously or subconsciously that he himself has done the same thing.

Perhaps taking all of this back to the beginning--as time seems to be nonlinear in this show, resetting everything, saving Laura Palmer will put the genie back in the bottle.

There's a dissertation to be written here, or a portal to another dimension to jump through, but for those who have followed what I'm saying, it's important to note that the central character has become Gordon Cole, AKA David Lynch-- the Author himself. And what is he saying with Heisenberg, and the Rammstein song whistled in front of the mushroom cloud imagery?

I have some strong ideas, but if anyone followed this, I'm thinking it's probably better that you put them together in an order that makes sense to you.

>>85145116
no the REAL question is, is that Doop or our Coop

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>>85147206
>Update
>>85147249

>>85146451
I'm hating that guy more and more.

>>85147206
>>85147249
>>85147286
Reddit spacing

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>>85146505
>>85146892

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>>85147328
VERY good post

>>85147328
but that isn't reddit spacing that's just copypasta.

>>85147328

this is reddit spacing.

unless you were just doing a goof

>>85146595
That's like the essence of this website you dumb idiot

>>85147328
>reddit capitalizing

>>85146688

if this is a prop from the show how come the tag looks so different to the one in >>85145630

>>85146640
>Cuck Gelman
I knew he looked familiar but I actually didn't recognize him until WAY later.
Fuck that guy, tho.

>>85147328
Reddit multireply

>>85147219
Nah they just commit lots of crime. Even if it isn't all of them, enough do where you don't want to take any risks.

>>85147413
fuck you cancerous peace of shits

>>85147328
He's right though, look into it don't be so bigoted

>>85146688
>fans of James will love the next episode
Does he finally fuck a hot bitch?

>>85147490
They also smell bad

>>85147481
>ЯԐDDЇГ LЄҐҐԐЯS

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>>85146840

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[breaths in]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAH

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>>85147082
Can confirm.

To be honest, discussing this show is so fucking boring because he is always subverting expectations that anything you think will happen won't happen. It's all a fucking mindgame and that's it there is nothing else to it. Yeah yeah, LYNCHED or whatever.

Richard is the key. Are you starting to see?

Friendly reminder this is canon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2XnBsLP9lE

>>85147570
>when David tells you the actresses all refused to do any sex scenes with you

>>85147082
Vedder?

>>85147586
>reddit dot at end of sentence

>>85147141
> The “why” isn’t really the important question, it’s “what” and “how” and “where” he’s going to go to next. That’s what makes him a Lynchian villain.

great stuff

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>>85147649
reddit arrows

>>85147649
》Reddit arrow

>>85147490
>>85147534
Ugh, I'll remind myself to never make racist jokes here anymore because of idiots like you taking it too seriously

→85147684
→85147682
>Reddit color quote text

>>85147714
When will based Cera come back?

Do you like Bento?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmI5iG0qakU

>>85147570

he'd look worse if he kept a balding look.

∆
∆∆
only redditors cant triforce

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>>85147206
>>85147249
>>85147286
Man, I don't give a fuck about breaking bad. Get out.

>>85145809
>>85145839
They've got official replicas of the ones in The Return on the Showtime store. They usually have 15% off you can use on multiple stuff every other month.

>Let's address the elephant in the room: Game of Thrones premiered tonight, and Twin Peaks endured a little bit of older-child syndrome. I mean, why watch women take punches on Showtime when you could be watching the mother of dragons on HBO? It's a tough call, and I'd bet most people went with Game of Thrones.

>why watch women take punches on Showtime when you could be watching the mother of dragons on HBO?

Well, /tpg/?

http://www.refinery29.com/2017/07/163601/twin-peaks-recap-episode-10

>>85147910

It is 2017 and if you don't stream your favorite shows whenever you want to and you worry about time slots, you're probably someone's grandmother.

>>85145585
13th & Wood. Now it's an empty lot.
Cattycorner to the old Philadelphia Morgue. (Now the Annex of Roman Catholic High).
He would watch them clean the body bags with a fire hose on the sidewalk. The semi-circular opening would pop open and "Smile".

The whole area at the time was industrial multi-story factories which gave him the visuals for Eraserhead.

>>85143964
Red pills are little tastes of the red room. If you want a proof of what too much time in the red room does to a man, look no further than our old friend Michael J.

>>85147910
>not watching both shows on two different screens
im unironically doing this :(

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>>85147790
>only redditors cant triforce
>nobody can triforce on /tv/
>/tv/ is reddit
sick burn

>>85147910
>When she accidentally thwacks her boss with a handkerchief in an effort to kill said fly
It was a remote you stupid bitch. Confirmed for not even paying attention when watching the show and probably tweeting the whole time.

Cunt.

>>85147570
he would be fine if he didn't dress like that

>>85147493
What about YOU fuck youreslf, skanky?

>>85147493
>peace of shits
Kek
Get off this board silly illiterate.

>when you realize you liked Twin Peaks for the writing and not for the directing

>>85147570
james always looked like a total living anachronism

>>85144197
Here's a theory that isn't a theory. The log lady scene at the end of episode 10 is actually part of the same conversation she had with Hawk in episode 1. She tells him that time and space are in a state of change and that the events to come are not all objectively real. This conversation took place before Hawk found the pages and before most everything else in the season. I believe this explains the strange continuity errors we've been seeing so far.

>>85145585
Yeah, seeing firsthand the results of white slavery and colonialism must be tough for a rich young white kid.

>>85148104
Mark Frost is really what made Twin Peaks. Lynch is overrated.

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>>85148104
Good

>>85148127
>colonialism
This must be bait.

>>85148136
Especially considering Lynch didn't even direct the best episodes

>>85146451
frankly she was being a cunt, why does she need to make something easy so hard

>>85147714
>>85145721
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
Which Brando is he talking about?

>>85147910
I don't watch or care about Game of Thrones, so I'd much rather see Cooper and Dr. Jacoby and Ben Horne than whoever the mother of dragons is.

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>>85148026
/tv/ is filled with geniuses

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>>85148260
>mother of dragons
not infantile

>>85147965
Nope, it gave him the visuals for the giant's first clue, the smiling body bag FACT!!!

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>>85148150

TINY HEAD CANT UNSEE

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We got no paranormal stuff last episode, I hope there's more next time.

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>>85148461
>The Garmonbozia Bob

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>>85148195
Pottery

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>>85148547

>>85148508
>ketchup in the fridge

niggers, everytime

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who is she?
claimed

>>85148578
IT'S THA HART'S FILTHY LESSAN
HART'S FILTHY LESSAN

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>>85148496
legitimate kek

spooked muh cats

>>85148620
Oh shit is that the aunt from jumanji?

>>85148638
Bowie - 2.13 - Strangers When We Meet.mkv

>>85143964
You can't tell me what to do, commie fuck!
>>85143858

>>85148638
>>85148578
I correct myself. This is "Strangers when we met", I think.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdSiYqeFWz4

>>85148601
you're supposed to refrigerate after opening, anon...

>>85145251
Seconded. Wyndham Earle was the best kind of goofy.

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>>85143673
What would you do to Madchen's feet?

>>85145251
>>85148841
Is misspelling Windom a meme or something

>>85148601
>not in the shower
wtf is up with these monkeys being so damn dumb

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>>85145251
>>85148841
>Wyndham

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>>85148859
Whatever this guy did

>>85147890
Fuck. That font.

>>85148809
>tomatoes are acidic
>the other major ingredients are sugar, vinegar, and salt; all known preservatives
'no'

and most ketchup bottles don't have "Refrigerate After Opening" on the label

>it's a Laura episode

>>85147206
>>85148114
Yes. He log lady's message about the dance of time and space comes right before the "no stars" performance that makes direct allusion to the Mulholland Drive Silencio performance. This is making perfect sense.

>>85148921
Ketchup is for subhumans anyway

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>>85149024

>>85149070
Ketchup is for Americans
>ftfy

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>>85148921
The world, including air, is full of microbes, bacteria and fungi which can grow on our foods, spoil them and potentially cause infection. Keeping perishable foods within the fridge helps to slow down microbial growth and so helps to keep food fresh and safer for longer. Slowing down does not imply stopping, though, and over time microbes will grow even in your fridge - but if you're all about prolonging life and freshness, then you put that shit in your fridge.

>>85148921
>and most ketchup bottles don't have "Refrigerate After Opening" on the label
Heinz, probably the most famous ketchup company in the world, has it on their bottles.

>>85149088
Laura should have fucking washed her hands, Lodge spirits are obsessed with personally hygiene (see doppelCoop needing to brush his teeth).

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>>85149221

>>85149221
Were his teeth in the sink then?

>>85149135
Yet, there are foods that shouldn't be put in the fucking fridge.

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>>85149247
I saw her on some food show and shes dumb as fuck, made me sad.

>>85149247
What would it feel like if you touched her nipples? Would they be hard? I don't know, I've never touched a woman before.

>>85149288
why not?

>>85149288
Firm, but pliable.

>>85149355
I don't know. I'm a loser?

>>85148620
Linka Glater

HELLO /tpg/, HOW ARE YOU TODAY?

Not only did Janey-e brutally rape Dougie, but she also committed child abuse by being loud enough to wake her son up and exposing him to her and Dougie's sex noises. I can only feel disgusted by this scene. Only way Lynch can redeem himself if social services steps in, takes her child away and she's arrested for raping Dougie.

>>85149383
how old?

>>85149383
You're not a loser, you're just not that attractive.

>>85149284
Intelligence in women is overrated.

>>85149430
21
>>85149445
Could be that too I suppose.

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>>85148136
how do you explain this shit
>comic relief bumbling old fart was really super cool x-files man who doesnt afraid of anything

>>85149088
why did the wife never suspect anything despite acting as if she was used to Leland having those outbursts and acting that way toward the daughter
was this just a case of things changing from the original series to the movie?

>>85149383

Maybe you'd fondle some titties if you actually took care of yourself and tried in life instead of venting your insecurities on an imageboard thread dedicated to a show that has nothing to do with you. I didn't come here to feel bad about myself fuckboy and neither should you. Recognizing something is wrong is the first step towards making it right.

>>85149460
there is time, there is still hope

>>85149470
a good twist

>>85149481
He kept his wife drugged all the time.

>>85149481
Leland drugged her a lot.

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>>85149460
That's not that old anon, don't feel bad, you'll touch some tatties someday!

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New thread when?

>>85149284

All women are dumb as fuck, virgin.

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>tfw 24 and haven't had sex in nearly two (2) years

>>85148136
>Mark Frost is really what made Twin Peaks. Lynch is overrated
Why does none of his other works caught on, and the books he wrote alone fail to recapture the feel of the series then? Doing what he does is though, but his work seems to be a lot more run-of-the-mill than Lynch.

>>85149595
woah, what a tragedy

>>85149595
>>85149460
get some pick up advice

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>>85149646
I know

>>85149481
Denial or weird rationalization, like in any of the countless other sad cases where this happens in real life?

>>85149652
>get some pick up advice
Getting a truck won't solve his problems anon.

>>85149470
Who?

>>85149481
On some level she knew what he was doing. When Leland jumps on the coffin at Laura's funeral Sarah says "Don't ruin this too!"

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>>85149595
I've been married for 10 years and haven't had sex for the last 6.

>>85149729
No that was a joke about the sex being bad

>>85149503
I try to take care of myself I shower everyday and get haircuts regularly. I also am in college.

>>85149522
>>85149562
Thanks guys.

>>85149729
I just assumed she meant something like "you've been acting like a fucking weirdo since Laura died and you're also acting like a freak NOW?!?"

>>85149743
Damn dog, you gotta get some side pussy.

>>85149743

>>85149790
>I try to take care of myself I shower everyday and get haircuts regularly. I also am in college.
Congratulations you are capable of the basic functioning we expect of a 10 year old boy.
>>85149743
lad................
>>85149652
I'm not buying your e-book guy, its all about FACE HEIGHT AND FRAME anyway.

>>85149743
Can I ask why you would do this anon?

>>85149841
>Congratulations you are capable of the basic functioning we expect of a 10 year old boy.
What else should I do then wise guy?

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>>85149743
>marrying a white woman
>not having a side jade

>>85149875
If you don't have the required FACE, HEIGHT and FRAME, and aren't packing AT LEAST an 8x6 you should just LDAR buddy boyo

>>85149903
He said the last six so I assume it is during his marriage.

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>>85148445
Wait, isn't that what I wrote?
Lynch looks outside the his apartment, near the morgue and watches them hose the were blood and gore out of the body bags. The bag pops a smile and he stores that visual and later uses it Twin Peaks.
From the man himself:
"The house I moved into was across the street from the morgue, next door to Pop's Diner. The area had a great mood - factories, smoke, railroads, diners, the strangest characters, the darkest nights. The people had stories etched in their faces, and I saw vivid images-plastic curtains held together with Band-Aids, rags stuffed in broken windows, walking through the morgue en-route to a hamburger joint."

>>85149743
Is this what marriage is like? What's the point then?

>>85149959
Not being lonely I guess.

>>85149841
>10 year old boy
>being in college
>expected basic function
????