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It sucks.

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Apologize

Is Euron the only side left worth rooting for?

>>85066400
has normie bar posted their reactions yet?

i'm waiting YASSSSSSSSSSSSS at the Dany landing reveal

>>85066433
I'm rooting for the Night King.

>>85066400
Is this San Francisco or something, why are they all so faggy?

>>85066400
yep, those look like the exact types of people id expect to go to a bar and watch GoT

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APOLOGIZZE RIGHT NOW

>>85066413
I'm sorry you're so talentless.

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>>85066468
thanks for ruining my books

>>85066468
im sorry hitler , you were right the whole time

>>85066452
Burlington

So answer me this: The Lannister soldier says his wife has just had a child but he doesn't know the gender because the don't get ravens out there. So how the fuck did he know she had a child?

Please god don't let Dany and Jon hook up. I've put up with so much shit in this awfully written show but this is the ONE thing I ABSOLUTELY DO NOT WANT.

If Dabid actually has the willpower not to do it, I will legitimately apologize and forgive them of everything they've done.

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yo dude, where's my fucking gorm?

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REMINDER THAT THE LEAKS LITERALLY CONFIRM THEON GETS HIS COCK BACK THIS SEASON

>>85066468
Fucking faggots can't help but ruin every single morally grey character in this shitshow.

>>85066514
WHERE HE FUCK IS WINDS

>>85066368
Loli Mormont putting Glover in check was the high point, Sansa pulling the "Listen to me, wait don't listen to me i'm an idiot" shtick back in the night before BotB was the low point

>>85066368
>missing "general" in thread name
>not linking previous thread

kinda think we should ditch this one

>>85066433
I liked Euron, actually. Not as good as his intro scene on the bridge, but miles better than the Kingsmoot.

I kinda fucking lol'd how that scene played out exactly like picking up a quest from a video game NPC though.

>>85066527
Because he heard she was pregnant some time ago and assumes she's given birth by now?

>>85066527
Because she was pregnant when he left you knob

>>85065350
Uhh, no. It's established that Stannis' original army on Dragonstone had immense loyalty to the cause. If anything them and the Stormlands soldiers would be an ISIS-tier secondary Brotherhood without Banners shitting up Cersei in the Stormlands but they're never brought up, its like they just disappeared like Stannis' big ass fleet.

In the books the Tyrells tried and succeeded in taking Dragonstone but it was a pretty big battle in which Loras got wounded. I doubt Dany will land there. And I'm pretty sure this was after the pink letter too.

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so... does Driftmark not exist anymore?

>>85066527
Probably went to see her when he was on break, or just before his deploy, and did basic math?

Too much focusing on Sam I don't give a fuck about that guy

>>85066400
I'd like to hope there is someone in the back who can see through this shit

>>85066527
>assuming a newborn baby's gender

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This is show has really gone of the deep end ever since George's departure and D&D's acquisition of complete creative control. What was once a sophisticated rumination on the concepts of war, politics, honor, and the morality therein is now baseless schlock filled with cringe inducing dialogue, flanderized fan service, literal poo poo in loo humor and faux feminist virtue signaling that is borderline zionistic. While the early seasons would cycle through many talented writers for each episode, including GRRM himself, every single episode of nu-GOT (and I mean literally EVERY SINGLE EPISODE) begins with the unholy stamp of shit, >written for Television by David Benieoff and D.B. Weiss, their names almost tauting you as sit down for another miserable hour of Jewish fan-fiction. This show is a disgrace, an abhorent legacy for GRRM to leave behind as this is now the only conclusion to the story we are ever going to get because that lazy fat fuck will never finish the books now that he has complete financial security and thus no need to get off his blubbery ass and finish the goddamn novels. But as long as fangirls can squel YAAS QUEEN on facebook and the normies have enough "reactable" moments for their reaction videos then they are happy. This is the kind of scum the show panders to now to ensure maximum viewership and social media presence. And despite it all I will still return week after week because I've been invested in this series since 19 fucking 96 and I'll be dammed if I don't see it through to the bitter, shit filled end.

Game of Thrones died with Stannis.

>>85066527
>three months pregnant when he left
>in the field for 6 or 7 months
>"whelp, my wife's had the baby by now. wonder what gender it is."

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>>85066545
it's been finished for years, i just enjoy watching you all suffer

>>85066572
Childbirth was always dangerous in those times. Any number of things could have happened to her or the baby. If he had said something like his wife "should" have had his first child by now it would make sense.

>>85066555
and have 3 separate generals like last time?

>>85066368
>http://www.strawpoll.me/13454035/
What about 0 because it was just an extended version of the trailer scenes? Kys.

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>>85066545

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He will make house Baratheon great again

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>>85066575
Stannis was an evil man, whom everyone hated, and even Davos says he's literally Satan now. Deal with it!

>>85066575
Loyalty doesn't mean shit when you're not getting paid, there's no food coming since there's no point in trading with Dragonstone anymore and you have a family to feed back in the country senpai

So Sansa says to Littlefinger exactly what Dany tells to Xaro. Why?

>>85066627
Why are you telling me to KMS? I'm not D&D.

>>85066619
OP literally shilled his strawpoll
also no mention of what edition this is

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This show hasnt been good since the end of season two. And this episode was a stark reminder of that.

>>85066581
>not a single point of interest in the island

Might as well not even be in the map like Claw Isle

>there's a hunchback boy at the lannister camp Do I smell love in the air for quasimoto err I mean arya?

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>>85066581
Did they rename Ivy Inn in the new intro? Or is it somewhere different and the location of Beric/Thoros/Sandor?

>>85066632
Is that Christian Bale son?

>>85066671
considering the last two seasons, this episode wasn't as bad as i was expecting it to be

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What a fucking shitshow. Preston when?

>>85066670
it's the edition where you should kill yourself lol

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>>85066368

Can we talk about how atrocious this fucking costume was? What the fuck do they think they are fucking doing?

Also
>"are you old enough to drink"

Are these pieces of shit forgetting this isn't fucking 2017? I'm literally fucking mad

Why is Danys army already in the reach?

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>>85066527
>me fookin wife is pregnant
>gotta go fight in a war so leave the bitch to her kid
>pregnancies last only 9 months
>military training takes time, usually months
Gee, I have no idea

>>85066400
whats that fingersnapping shit?

that "show me the money: hand signaling?

>>85066632
Mya Stone was probably my favorite one-off character in the book. It's a shame they didn't do more with Robert's bastards, it was a pretty good subplot imo.

Also, why doesn't Gendry have a last name like Rivers?

>>85066634
>Stannis was an evil man
>Stannis
>SAtannis

BRAVO GURM

>>85066632
I am actually happy at the idea of Gendry being back
Also how old is Arya now could they fuck

>>85066555
Is the deviation from routine triggering your 'tism?

>>85066702
don't make new threads OP, it's too late now so we'll stick with this really shitty one

>there are 14 episodes left until asoiaf game of thrones ENDS and dreidel$dreidel spend a 5minute montage of Sam scooping literal shit out of bowls

>>85066632
Gendry is our only hope for someone to save the Iron Throne from the likes of Jon or Dany. The leaks barely touched on him, so I have high hopes.

>>85066597

what you didnt like the 5 minutes dedicated to the monotony of citadel life?

Who was that other Youtube video that talks about how shit the show is, that's not Preston?

He only puts out like 1 video per month. I don't recall his channel since I haven't been there for the past 14 months.

I think he does theory videos too.

>>85066712
Clapping can trigger people or something, so they snap their fingers.

>>85066400
i really just hate people

>>85066557
this

>>85066746
next time i'll make "bran's boipussy" edition with pedofags talking about bran in season 1 just for you ;-)

>>85066724
>one off
She appears in multiple books

>>85066765
Elio and Linda?

>>85066703
>Are these pieces of shit forgetting this isn't fucking 2017

DUDE. Even my normalfag friends weren't okay with this line. They were like "that's never stopped someone in this show before, has it?" and joked "What's the drinking age in Westeros?"

>>85066752
it's obvious what gendry is going to do in both the books and the show. he makes weapons. he will be the one to figure out how to create valyrian steel again, and it will probably involve him going back to dragonstone to work with all the dragonglass there.

>>85066400
why are they so assravaged about a literal who dying ?

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>normies will eat every single bit of this episode

>>85066703
Just wait when he comes back later with his gift he'll be looking good. It's an old trick where they'll dress them down when they're being rejected and then they come back looking nicer.

lots of movies and shows do it I'm sure theres a trope

>>85066602
Can we just pause to appreciate how sadly fitting it is that Stannis, forever disrespected, misunderstood, and shunted aside in-universe, received the same treatment from the show itself

>>85066555
yeah, can't even tell which edition it is

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>LITTLE GIRLS AND WOMEN WILL SAVE US!~!~!~!

Why do we allow Jews to control our storytelling? They ruin literally EVERYTHING.

>>85066703
>re: old enough to drink
There are many references in the books to Ned only allowing Sansa and Arya a single cup at feasts. When Arya and Gendry are with the BWB at Stoney Sept, the innkeep doesnt give Arya wine because she's young. Plus Sansa tells Joffrey about the one cup thing right before they see Arya in S1E2.

Kids generally don't drink much, if at all in Westeros.

>>85066778
I thought it was just a quieter way of clapping for certain kinds of shows
At least thats how I remember it being explained but it was mostly a joke at the time

>>85066597
same. they literally only needed to repeat that montage twice instead of 5 times. i hate that fat fuck and wish he got cucked by the wight way back

Anyone else boycotting the show? I started boycotting it a few seasons ago when they started to jurassically deviate from the books. Tonights episode was so fucking shitty, especially Arya. All that training they showed? Fuck it, she's just magic now, she's a death wizard suck my dick. It's all so fucking despicable.

>>85066433
No, they ruined him too.
Wasn't he heading towards being some eldritch endboss in the books? He is just a side character and will probably die at the hands of Daenerys.

>>85066634
>>85066639
Baratheon soldiers in Dragonstone is not a recent thing. Stannis and his bannermen have been there for the past 20 years. It wasn't their place to crash, its more like their families would be ON the island with them. It's been mentioned that Stannis pacified local Targ loyalists since he came there too so clearly its a place you can live on.

>>85066632
>>85066752
Gendry is revealed to just be a cuck and common soldier for Daenerys and Jon, what are you talking about? I had high hopes but its over lad.

>>85066712

its a frat/sorority thing. cant clap with a beer in hand

t. ex frat boy

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I thought /tv/ said she was ugly now?

>>85066765
Never mind I remembered his name now.

>>85066809
AltShiftX. I like compiling a list of shit that's wrong with every episode. I pretty have about a dozen low points/plotholes of this episode. I'm going to see if he has the same points as me or sees some garbage that I've missed.

>>85066881
she is a tully pig slag

Can't wait till Gendry, the sexiest man in all of westeros is back on screen. Hope he's still hot.

>>85066724
It's assumed he's a gutter rat from Flea Bottom. Even less important than a bastard from the country.

>>85066807
mmmm

go on

>>85066752
He's not going to take the IT anon. Dany will legitimise him for him giving up the Baratheon royal claim.

>>85066853
aryas probably more of a mary sue than dany now, which is quite an accomplishment

>>85066703
What's wrong with it? He's not supposed to be formal and fancy and shit. He's a fucking pirate

Where's' melly sanders?

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>>85066873
>clearly its a place you can live on.

No it isn't.

>>85066815
inb4 Valyrian Steel is just an obsidian alloy

>>85066856
He literally has Valyrian steel armor, the fucking Dragonhorn (though Victarion technically has it as of now), and has his brother captive drinking the warlock shit.

Whereas in the show he just has a bunch of ships and a penis.

>>85066881
She looks a lot hotter this season than she did in a while.

>>85066885
>AltShiftX

people still watch that annoying brit faggot? all he does is take a bunch of reddit posts and try to pass them off as his own ideas

>>85066877
bullshit, fratboys yell and shout with all sorts of OOOOOOOOOOOOOOs

t. actual frat boy

>>85066856
A ruined book character can still be heads above the swill this show is putting out there.

>>85066926
D&D forgot about her.

Or maybe Melly and Beric will fuse to form LE MEGA FIRE GOD

>>85066603
During the Middle Ages a lot could go wrong with childbirth

The only logical explanation for the scene is that he got a letter saying she delivered from someone who wasn't allowed to be inside at the time

Which doesn't really make a lot of sense, it's a plot hole of retarded proportions

>>85066703
It was pretty good desu. Euron always looked leather clad.

>>85066368
i was really drunk and i love dondarrion and the hound so 8/10

>>85066928
They refer to it as "dragonsteel" don't they?

Victarion's gonna show up.

Right guys?

>>85066936
His episode reviews are pretty nice, since he rips on them pretty much.

His "theories" garbage are basically flavour of the month type shit where it's appeals to Reddit tastes. He gotta shill towards Reddit to get those Patreon bucks. That's why I haven't touched in channel in 14 months. I don't watch those vids.

>Euron takes his entire fleet to Kings Landing
>Euron knows Dany is on the way with a big ass fleet
>Everyone assumes she'll go to Dragonstone first
>From Dragonstone Dany can easily close off Blackwater Bay trapping Euron and his fleet

i thought Euron was supposed to be some naval genius? he's literally just fucked his entire fleet. of course the show will have some ass pull where that doesn't happen but realistically he's fucked

>>85066877
its retarded

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>le jaded '5 or below' voter man face

>>85066926
mel did say she would meet arya again, so unless D&D have forgotten i'm assuming arya will meet up with her at some point. maybe near moat cailin

>no Dorne
>no Gilly
DROPPED

>>85066575
Not to mention a lot of Stannis' army deserted before the attack on Winterfell. Where'd they go?

They just blotted Stannis out of the plot.
>daenerys tears down the flag like whoever it is, they're nothing now

It's not even about whether or not you like him at this point, they dedicated time to the red wedding, but Stannis is basically forgotten. Problem is he shouldn't be. He was one of the five kings and the rightful heir after Robert. He needed closure whether you like him or not.

He didn't even get a death scene, didn't get a good final battle scene, didn't even get a good explanation for why he lost really.
I could hope he's still alive but I doubt it.

>>85066931
he has the
>lol i literally look related to theon lmao
thing going for him, as well

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>The leak was real

This already looks like a dumpster fire, glad I watched Twin Peaks first over this

About moral greyness
On the show, "good" or "bad" is determined mostly by the smaller roles's opinions on the primary ones.
For example, the major public believes Jon is good because of Pip, Grenn, Sam and Edd's friendship with him.
Relatable opinions shape the audience's thoughts.
This is way less frequent on the books, and that is an aspect that can be overlooked in literature, while it cannot be in cinematography

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>>85066927
That's not a view of Dragonstone though. This is.

>>85066923

The fucking problem is that Westeros isn't 2017 and people don't dress like fucking rockstars

>>85066964
I love Beric's voice. He's the only good part of the episode.

Beric/Hound/Thoros are the best part of the episode.

>>85066839
Damn. Those Jews seems to be doing really well. I should learn from their ways and seek to emulate them.

>>85066532

You know as well as I do they are going to. Accept it and it will hurt less when it happens. But you know damn well they are going to hook up and become a couple and then the 'bittersweet' ending will be her or Jon dying at the end. Not both, it'll be a heroic sacrifice of one or the other instead of an inglorious death like everyone else got.

>>85066856

Shit was pretty interesting and it's a damn shame they're throwing that by the wayside. Was going to be a good big bad

>>85066400
WHO WOULD WATCH THIS IN A BAR

>>85067038
they were my favorites in the books and the show didnt totally ruin them. the hound is arguably better on the show, especially if you have the back story from the books

>>85067016
Gilly was in it, for some fucking reason she's allowed to stay at the Citadel now even though they told her she couldn't last episode.

>>85067048
You need an existing structure of nepotism to emulate that.

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>>85066881
she would be more attractive if she had something in her mouth and didn't talk so much

>>85067048
By pushing White identity politics? I agree.

>>85067083
What the fuck was she doing with that book, anyway? She starts reading, Sam cuts her off, and then nothing.

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gilly most underrated gotfu

>>85067076
Same. They were my favourite from the books, and I like how they were adapted. Can't really complain too much. I think it also has to do with the actors as well. All 3 of them are great. Hound comes off as too cringey and edgy sometimes, but that's nitpicking.

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>condense season into 7 episodes
>first episode is pure trash with 50% of it being pointless filler scenes that don't progress the plot at all

epic writing my dudes

Is sansa sexy yet? should I start watching this shit show again just for her?

>>85067038
The delivery during the fire scene was awful but I agree. His "I'm sorry your dead" line was really good.

>>85067124
She's there to discover Jon's true birth, yes really.

>>85067071
it's some kind of normie bonding thing

>>85066928
They already confirmed it in the show

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>>85066400
>http://www.strawpoll.me/13454035/

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>>85067048
Or just remove and castigate them so none of them can infringe on your own people's power.

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>tfw the next episode doesn't have a 5 minute shit-scooping montage

>>85066400
do people really do this? it seems cringe as fuck. it's not a sports event where you "cheer" for "sides", no wonder the fucking writers are writing dumb shit.

>>85067083
>for some fucking reason she's allowed to stay at the Citadel

it's quite clearly shown that she is not staying in the citadel, she is staying in some house in oldtown. sam left the citadel to meet up with her

Did they have top knots and Ed Sheering back in medieval times?

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Is she the most beautiful woman of the Seven Kingdoms?

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The Last Boyfu

>>85066873
>Gendry is revealed to just be a cuck and common soldier for Daenerys and Jon, what are you talking about? I had high hopes but its over lad.

He'll be legitimised to secure Storms End for Dany

someone post the leaks. i need to save it

>>85066368
Can I have a mega link please

>>85067180
That's a 10/10 in bongland.

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>people in THIS thread RIGHT NOW enjoyed the episode

>>85067196
anyone asking this should be immediately banned

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>>85067180

Was this the second worst episode yet, under only the Sand Sneks fuckery? It felt like a Walking Dead episode with nothing really going on and just having sustained shots of people standing around, not to mention the dumb shit like OH WHOOPS I FORGOT ABOUT THE DRAGONGLASS MINE, Euron building a million ships out of ricks and bird shit, Stannis's leftover men being gone from Dragonstone, and no one thinking to maybe deny Kelly C. her free stronghold on the coast.

>>85067200
>thats not a 10/10 in the land of fat

>>85067176
What, Sam just bought a house? Are you fucking retarded, dude? That's obviously a Citadel living quarters outside of the main tower.

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>>85067204

>>85066676
Are you saying there's nothing interesting there? Because there is a city.

my favorite part was all of the significant map imagery even though they continue to blatantly disregard distance and time


>i dont know if the child is male or female

>freshly built ONE FUCKING THOUSAND ships arrive at kings landing

Remember how there used to be books about this show.

>/got/ during show airing is slower than other years

what happened boys?

>>85066856
I think he'll be the big boss villain this season. By the end he'll marry Cersei and probably kill her next season

>>85067188
>Gendry is literally the last person with Baratheon blood alive on the show
wew lads

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>>85067214
more beautiful every day :)))

>>85067229
whatever it is, it's not inside the citadel, so the 'no women' thing doesn't apply

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>>85067214

>>85066958
Are you retarded? The post you quoted literally explains what most likely happened.

It's a new one

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>>85066856

>>85067017
Like I said, there should be hundreds of ex-Baratheon soldiers forming Brotherhoods without Banners throughout the Stormlands and fighting both sides. Some of them doing it just to loot of course, others still believing in the cause. I mean you still have Jacobites up to TODAY, long after the Stuart dynasty hasn't sat on the throne of England. There isn't even a direct successor to the Stuart line anymore, but there's still a few hardliners around.

>I could hope he's still alive but I doubt it.
Nah, he's gone for good unfortunately. If they were going to reveal his return it'd have been last season. This season and the next is meant to be the 'closure' first to the War of the Two YAAAS SLAAYYY Queens and One Jon and then to the war with the White Walkers.

>>85067003
Dany isn't looking to attack KL at this point. Also we didn't see all 1000 ships outside KL

>>85067003
The fleet isn't in the landing though, he left to get ready.

>>85067222
Anyone that isn't fat is automatically at least a 6 in burgerland.

>>85067266
Its actually still is the Citadel, where you aren't allowed to live with women. But Sam just does whatever the fuck he wants.

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>yfw you realize they didn't give Euron an eyepatch because the average viewer would confuse him with Beric
>yfw you realize the average viewer doesn't know either of their names either way

>>85067235
seriously that fleet is fucking ridiculous

>>85067204
>>85067231
>people in this thread rated the episode higher than a 5

>Preston loves S7 and /got/ is inconsolable

>>85067302
>implying the kingsmoot is any better in the books

those chapters were fucking horrible. it's just aeron running around yelling about godless men

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Can we talk about Euron for a second?

His outfit looked a bit silly but he looks way more like book euron than the shit from last season. Im now actually kinda hype for him

>>85067302
Imagine if hollywood hired based on talent and not nepotism...

>>85067300
>jon and dany have sex

ewwww that's his aunt

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>>85067204
>>85067231
>>85067339
>people in this thread didn't rate the episode a 1

>>85067256
>Jaime "One-handed Cuck" Lannister

feels bad man

>>85067356
He looked incredibly out of place to me. Didn't look like something from the Middle Ages at all.

i liked euron MUCH more than last season
i liked the hound and co
i liked jaime expressing despair
im ok with aryas retarded scenes
i didnt mind the stupid wymyn shit jon had to deal with
kind of weird that dragonstone was empty tbqh

its not like game of thrones got any worse with this episode.

>I know exactly what he wants
What did she mean by this

>>85067300
what the fuck is with the incest being okay

>>85067356
>get the Euron look at your local urban outfitters

>>85067350
>implying kingsmoot chapters weren't god-tier
I still feel cheated of Asha's chest of pinecones.

>>85067356
I'd swab his deck.

>>85067356
looks like he's walking down a runway

I voted 8

>>85067329
>it was rumoured Euron's actor didn't want an eyepatch because it wouldn't "properly show emotion"
>but Beric showed his sadness and gruffness even though he wore one
>normies are probably the ones to blame, because he will be confused with Beric
>just like how Yara's name change

fuck normies

>>85067356
his face is too big and doughey, the actor is just wrong

it should have been mads mikkelsen

>>85067125
mouthbreather

>>85067356
>looks way more like book euron
>no long hair
>no eyepatch
>not a lean wolfish-looking dude

the fuck is wrong with you nigga get ur fucking head checked

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>>85067329
try this one

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>>85067322
no, it's not, it is clearly shown that is outside the walls.

Just started watching this episode. Does Sansa spend the whole episode being a condescending fuck to someone with 10 times as much experience leading than her?

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You guys seem to hate a lot of people. I'm interested to know who you guys really hate.
>By the end of the TV series, who do you hope will lose / die / be defeated / fail spectacularly?

http://www.strawpoll.me/13454982
http://www.strawpoll.me/13454982
http://www.strawpoll.me/13454982

And let me know if I left out a person / faction.

>>85066400
can you get more stereotypical than these people?

>>85067168
>it's not a sports event where you "cheer" for "sides"
way too late for that
SLAY QUEEN YAAS

>>85067356
Freddy Mercury? Alice Cooper?

So does Dragonstone just not have a harbor?

>>85067412
Mads doing those lines would have been a stain on his career.

>>85067356
Euron looks like a fat nerd I'd beat up in school.

He should be decked out in gaudy jewelry. I've always pictured him as a stereotypical pirate with "treasures" from the known world, every different island, on him.

Has he been described as to how he looks in the books?

>>85067356
Is that a dinner jacket?

>>85067302
>damphair
Totally read that as Dhampir. There isn't any way that he's a dhampir right?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dhampir

>>85067431
She got raped, that's basically like being a Lord Commander

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Which one would you fuck, /tv/? Left or right?

>>85067428
What part of MAESTERS LIVING WITH WOMEN ISN'T ALLOWED do you not understand? This has been said multiple times in the show.

>>85066413
Fucking hacks. Now that there is no more book to go off of they flop around like idiots. Episode 1 was fucking BORING.

>>85066634
just get over it finally stannis autists

>>85066368
If you didn't vote 1 you are the problem.

>>85067356
Agreed. He is the fucking Euron you were deathly afraid of in the books. The same dude who cut the tongues out of every man on his ship so they wouldn't talk shit.

>>85067483
sam is not a maester....

>>85067461
English isn't my first language, so it took me several years that it's just "Damp hair", not some fancy cool-sounding word.

>>85067017
He was mentioned more time this episode than any time since he's been dead. An indication he's coming back perhaps?

>>85067306
This will probably be why Dany legitimised Gendry. To get the remaining Stormlands lords to support her.

>>85067472
>giant fucking aesthetic as fuck castle
>no one living in or around it 24/7 for a thousand years

??

>>85067446
it only has the qtest bae

>>85067472
I just wanted a wounded Stannis to be sitting on the throne, is that too much to ask

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>>85067356
Maybe it's because I'm not a bookfag but I feel like I'm the only who liked his look last season and don't just hate it less compared to medieval Bam Margera. The messy wet hair and driftwood crown was emblematic of the Greyjoys and set him apart from all the mainland fuckers.

>>85067472
Why is nobody talking about Arya teleporting to Westeros instead? How the fuck

Why is Danys army in the reach without her?

>>85067469
Do you even need to ask? Right of course. 10/10 boipussy.

>>85067500
He is a maester in training and has been told by multiple people that its not okay to have women with him. Stop being a retarded showfag.

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Reminder that if they got Mads as Euron, and if that worthless fat fuck actually finished his series, D&D would never have been in a position to ruin the series, to begin with

Trash.

Why do you fags even watch and discuss the show if you hate it so much

>>85067497
I think thats giving D&D too much credit, he just seemed improved from last season.

They will propably ruin him by the seasons end unless he gets a great death

>>85066602
At least they'll never ruin him

>>85067160
stay on pol

>>85066839


Calm down Cletus. That wasn't even outright said in the episode.

I don't really think you get what Jon meant. He wanted the women prepared in case of the worst case scenario and the white walkers come down to wreak havoc. They're not gonna be on the front lines or anything, they'll just gain the knowledge to at least defend themselves.

Is the show trying to make a point about 'strong women' by having every woman in the show be an awful leader and make dreadful decisions?

>>85067472
This.
Winter has come.
The fuck does anyone need an empty castle on a island that can't feed anyone? Even the lLnnisters are dead broke at this point. It's almost like a zombie apocalypse....wait....

>>85067428
The Hightower isn't the Citadel you dipshit.

>>85067554
Also GRRM trusted the jews. Serves him right.

>>85067502
damphair is oddly close to dhampir, I'm a GoT noob so I have no idea if that could be a subtle nod in some way and I'm hoping someone will disprove me but it'd be pretty cool if he was

>>85067556
I went to a viewing party, I'm never watching this shit on my own. Also I read all the spoilers like Sansa killing LF so who the fuck cares anymore.

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>>85067564
No because the average viewer seriously thinks the women are all doing the right thing.

does D&D understand showing vs telling anymore? it's called a tv show after all. this was LITERALLY just exposition that people inferred from the last fucking episode a year ago

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>>85067564
>Sansa "learned a lot from Cersei"
>the woman who alienates every single one of her allies and fucks up everything she touches

Wow queen, you're beautiful

>>85067472
>Who are paying those soldiers?
They'd just live there and defend what's been their home for the past 20 years, what would they need payment for?
>How are they getting food and other supplies if no one is trading with the island since the family that owns the castle is dead?
Castles have a shitton of supplies, and Stannis wouldn't have just taken ALL of them up North. That's retarded. Especially since he's relying on Night's Watch supplies when he's up there.
>How are they maintaining the castle and their own equipment?
Same way they've been doing it for the past 20 years.
>How are they surviving the winter in these conditions?
Same way Targs and their bannermen have done it in the past?

And there's the Lord of Driftmark right next door, another former Stannis bannerman.

>>85067356
>>85067529
see
>>85067451

That's the whole point. Euron changes depending on the situation to manipulate people. At the Kingsmoot he was all "muh big cock". Towards Cersei he was a brash overconfident pirate king vocally cucking Jaime. The closest we've probably seen of his "real" personality is when he killed Balon.

>>85067592
Aeron is called Damphair because he has damp hair from all the time he spends near the sea.

>>85067559
Hey man, all we can do is give them a chance at this point, shits already been filmed....i can hope

>>85067556
>don't watch the show
>inconsiderate showplebs plaster spoilers all over the media

>>85067605
She learned how to calm women down by singing.

>>85067556
im not gonna watch a show for 6 years then drop it because its been pretty bad. i dont have anything better to do.

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>>85067561
Fuck off kike.

>>85066839
pic

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>>85067556
because I loved it so much

>>85067541
maester in training means he is.not.a.maester

>multiple people

what are you talking about. the book keeper said 'no women and children' in season 6 and that's it, no one else has said anything about women

>>85067559
I doubt he'll die this season.

>>85067509
>why Dany legitimised Gendry
In the leaks she never does it. I'm doubting his Baratheon heritage will even be a noted thing.

>>85066704
It's not. The part of her alliance that constitutes Olenna and Tyrell loyalists in the Reach is in the Reach.

>>85067644
Jon literally told Sam this before he left you mouthbreathing showfag. Aemon also said it.

>>85067605
Still, she was a stong woman.

>>85067356
I'm so happy that we're getting crazy Euron, even if it's coming with that horrendous outfit. If he destroys Yara, Ellaria and the sand sluts then I will forgive D&D for everything they've done

someone pls give me a (you)

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How much would Maisie charge you to suck on her toes?

>>85067472
If you wanna get technical i bet there was 20-50 Lanister solders there who fled as soon as they saw a huge fleet coming, You may even hear them reporting to the queen on the next episode that danny has come home to roost.

>>85067422
Englando is not my first language.

I was talking about his behavior. D&D dont give a fuck about giving us a good looking Euron

>that shitting compilation scene with sam

Fucking retarded and misplaced. This season is going to be utter trash without the books. Fucking hacks.

>show fags spent so long talking shit and now the hacks are exposed

>Meera leaves
>Howland Reed doesn't show up this season
I guess they will show up next season just to have more evidence of Jon's father and mother.

>>85067556
because i love the books

and i don't want people to spoil me

why is arya getting her the most show time
why was there a poop montage
why is sansa still having these pointless talks with petyr
what is with this show pushing for powerful women warriors besides brienne
can we just get a show that actually follows a coherent theme instead of just pandering to LCD viewers. You have thousands of pages of reference material to andw hatever these fucking kikes are so dumb this shows just a fucking scam now im gfoing to sleep

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>>85067472
Stannis probably left behind a contingent to hold the castle for him when he set out for the wall.
When they heard news of his defeat, they probably surrendered to the crown forces in nearby King's Landing.

As for why the crown isn't still manning it? Who knows.
Maybe Cersei killed the old guys for being traitors and hasn't gotten around to appointing replacements.
Maybe whoever was holding the castle for her fucked off for the winter, and they know that the crown is too weak to go chase them down.

The point is that there are plenty of plausible explanations for why it's empty. Just because "bad writing" is also plausible doesn't make it any more necessarily true than these ideas.

So are the gods real? All of them? Some of them?

What's the point of adding two Brons? Like are they just going to add another one the next episode until the show is just about Bron because that would be better than the shit I am watching

>>85067654
It also wasn't leaked that Sam would have a shit montage but here we are.

>I'm doubting his Baratheon heritage will even be a noted thing.
He's confirmed got the Hammer senpai

>>85067709
Rhollor is a good god.

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Why is this dumb cunt still alive? Why has nobody just crashed his life with no survivors yet? Robin Arryn can just lead the Vale, Littlefinger is not required.

>>85067592
Nah, it's not a nod. He's a priest of the Drowned God, and spends like 60% of his time in the sea, baptizing people or praying for guidance, so his long hair is always wet. Hence, Damphair or sometkmes "the" Damphair.

>>85067125
SAMMED

>>85067709
people attributing their magical powers to gods doesn't mean gods exist, it means magic exists

>>85067696
/pol/yps aren't people, your opinions aren't valid, no one loves you, you're going to die alone

>>85067727
because he's the hero Westeros deserves just not the one it needs right now

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>>85067696
>LCD viewers

>>85067727
Real talk - why doesn't Sansa marry Sweetrobin and gain control of the Vale armies?

>>85067727
>Robin Arryn can just lead the Vale
He's an infantile retard, cmon now

Reddit hates this episode WEW its finally happened.

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WHO /ARYA/ HERE?

>>85067717
>He's confirmed got the Hammer senpai
BASED

Source though?

>>85067750
>STOP NOT PRAISING MY GUTTER TRASH SHOW REEE!!!!

go be a nigger somewhere else

>>85067769
source?

>>85067778
Will she be back this season bros?

>>85067743
PINK MAST'D

>>85067792
check the subreddit for got.

>>85067582
tell that to D&D, because it is the citadel in the show

>>85067778
is this melly sanders

>>85067780
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnI9XpOijjk

>>85067785
>gutter trash

In your opinion as a polSJW, which isn't valid. You aren't smart enough to have opinions.

>>85067819
Just like Dorne, city of Dorne.

>>85067776
No one.

>>85067696
They have no more fresh material to rip from anymore. The next 2 seasons are going to be fucking garbage. Wait for the books they'll be far better.

>>85067835
>Just like Dorne, city of Dorne.

BRAVO D&D

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>>85067778
Dutch women are perfect.
If only their language wasn't so fucking silly.

>>85067769
>>85067792
Isn't it funny that /got/ hates it, Reddit hates it, but Westeros.org hates it?

We're talking about literal bookfags who sucks GRRM's dick daily. And they love it.

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>>85067778
MY FUCKING DICK

HELP ME

>>85067815
>tfw reddit actually has decent discussion not just paranoid rants about Jews ruining things

I can't be the only one who thought the opening scene was poorly executed.

First of all they show a recap that literally says what happens to Frey. Then anyone with a brain can guess that's Arya there. And anyone with a brain can see the constant chekov's gun about the wine shit would result in all of them dying.

It was basically a 5 minute scene that could've been in the last episode but now it's ruined the effect because of the poor editing choice.

>>85067832
Stop being triggered nigger. You really didn't like the SJW label...

>>85067673
Nah.

Poll bump.
Who do you want to see lose / die?

http://www.strawpoll.me/13454982
http://www.strawpoll.me/13454982
http://www.strawpoll.me/13454982

>>85067896
id like the see strawpoll die so i can stop seeing you nigger fucks spam it

link the previous threads next time

>>85066634
Yeah, what the funk happened with the iron bank? Will they make a final strike to kill and get the money from whoever gets the iron throne in the end?

>>85067727
Because he's a big guy

Wait, Melly is on Dragonstone?

What the fuck? Is she teaming up with Dany now?

>>85067885
I agree. They did it for the normies. The show is shit now.

>>85067857
Doran actually refers to "Sunspear" in one ep, but on the opening title map, it's just "Dorne." Fucking plebs, everywhere.

>>85067892
thanks man

this endless obnoxious mentioning of dragon glass is retarded. we get it, you gotta use some magical glass to kill the zombies. why is this occupying so much of the show dialogue?

>>85067606
There are no towns in Dragonstone, the show is different from the book so all those soldiers are brought in from other lands

>Castles have a shitton of supplies
They do when they are built near a city, not an island with nothing around it that needs trading to survive, Stannis literally says it:

"The island itself was and is nothing.
It had no gold or gems to lure Valyrian nobility.
All it has is rock.
Mostly a shiny black stone, too brittle for war and too sharp for building"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHWG4V7xIGc

>>85067913
Speaking of nigger fucks, it's a different fucking poll, you stupid nigger fuck.

>>85067885
agreed that was awful

>murder all the freys
>nobody in winterfell mentions this

uh wtf

>>85067776
will she shuck my cockle?

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>>85067896

>>85067939
>so all those soldiers are brought in from other lands
From where, exactly? Stannis only has Dragonstone and a few other islands like Driftmark.

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>>85067978
yes

>it's a shitty ending with Daenerys episode
I didn't miss that

>>85066546
>Loli Mormont


I just want to give her a hug forever

>>85067874
Where's the fun in that?

>>85067961
Does Winterfell get ravens from the Twins? Frey/Lannister aren't exactly on good terms with Stark.

>>85067995
Same. There no one left that I like in the show.

>>85067885
Yeah I was not liking most of the intro. I got into it later then fell back out again. The episode was fucking uneventful and boring. Even the dialogue sounded worse.

>>85067885
It was to set the premise that the Starks are now a force to be reckoned with

>>85067961
THE NORTH REMEMBERS LOL

>>85068018
i mean i dont care about that. you'd think the word would have spread fast that some lunatic managed to murder an entire house with poison wine and it would be spooking every single other house.

>>85067934
Because the writers assume we are fucking retards, and they hate us.

>>85067885
>First of all they show a recap
How do you not know to skip that shit?
They spoil shit almost as horribly as a flash-forward.

>What's that? You want me to remember and pay attention to this one character / situation that we haven't seen in a while? Shit, there goes that reveal.
>And you want me to remember this other character? Shit, I know how they might interact with that first guy you just brought up. Fuck, there goes that.

>>85067885
yep. every arya scene has been shit since she left the hound

>we will start training Bear Island women and girls to fight!

Bear Island's whole fucking thing was that they already did that, that's the whole reason that little bitch is so mouthy, fuck this stupid show

>>85068018
Why do you care if ravens delivers messages or not?

How the fuck did anyone know Brienne beat the Hound?

>>85068001
He's still a Baratheon so he could've gotten soldiers from Robert or permission to recruit in Stormlands.

When does everyone but Bran learn the name of the "Night King"? I'm guessing Bran learns it from discount Bloodraven, but Davos and Jon were both saying Night King last season.

>>85067995
Perfectly valid choice.

>>85068058
you're underrating just how stupid most of the audience who watches this show is. half of them probably don't even know who jon's father is

>>85067934
Because they don't have the books to to off anymore. There is a reason GRRM takes so long to release his book. They think they can finish the series off in 2 years with nothing to go off of.

>>85068069
Couldn't pass the chance for some GUUUUUUURRRRRRRL POWER.

>>85068089
Shhh.

>People show up at the Twins
>"What happened here, girl?"
>"Uh, everybody dropped dead and some girl told us that the North Remembers"
>"Yeah, you're coming with us to be executed"

Did Arya think this through?

>>85068089
Thats like asking why all the lords of the North completely believe Jon about everything he says.

two jews walk into a bar

When Ed Sheeran appeared me and my crowd started singing Galway girl at the bar.

>>85068083
And they still would've lived there for the past 20 years. Stannis doesn't have Dragonstone as a recent thing, he's had it for decades since the Targaryens were driven out.

>>85068130
>>85068130
>>85068130

>>85068080
Pod told them. Use your fucking brain.

>>85068080
I'm guessing Podrick "Whoresbane" Payne was bragging to people about Brienne beating the Hound, and word spread.

>>85068089
doesn't that come from the story about the founder of the night's watch? i might be remembering wrong