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Azor Jon

>>85058537
previous

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>>85060617

here's the template

>sweetautist
>radmure
what other important characters will literally never be mentioned ever again?

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GIVE ME YOUR POO POO PEE PEE NOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

ME WANTY POO PEE IN MY MOUTHIEEEEEEEE POO POO PEEBRAPPPPPPPPPP

today's was by far the worst, least interesting game of thrones episode and the cheap ugly ginger cameo sealed the deal.

ASS CREAM OVER HERE

>>85058235
>>85058235
>>85058235

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THIS is the "big" bad guy?!

>>85060732
Fucking on season fags in charge of backlinking

>>85058537
>>85058537
>>85058537

why was sam cleaning the fucking shitpots instead of studying

don't they have servants for that menial shit? why wouldn't the maesters in training be focusing on things that actually matter instead of serving fucking food

>>85060358
The Cersei thing was fucking ridiculous. Sansa "learned" from that dumb bitch? She fucks up shit so goddamn badly at every turn, is she supposed to be a model of "feminine wiles" or something now? Or was this just foreshadowing for Sansa to fuck the shit out of John because Cersei did incest too?

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>turn George's subtext of the struggles of women in a feudal society into full on ridiculous power fantasy featuring Ed Sheeran
How is GURM feeling right now?

if leaks are real i will kill myself irl

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Not a great Varys episode, quite honestly.

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where is zombie hodor?

>>85060795
lmao here's your new forced got meme hehe ebin! ;) its not a got episode without a 9gag meme aint that rite boys? ;)

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>>85060848
>there are people autistic enough to care about backlinking in threads as godawful as these

Preston.

>it's a fanservice episode

>>85060865
he's an apprentice

apprentice's literally do the shit work

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POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO

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>*Looks at the camera*
>Here's a new one

What did he mean by this?

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>Two strong tall women
>Sneering disdainfully at the short man
>Sansa chuckling to herself at the sad man that wants to fuck her even though he literally saved her life and made her a Queen
>Featuring Ed Sheeran with his latest hit!

They're not even being subtle are they?

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This post is dedicated to Jon Aegon Targaryen, The White Wolf and the Prince that was promised. Azor Ahai reborn, wielder of the sword of prophecy: Lightbringer. King of the North. Husband to the Mother of Dragons and Dragonrider of Rhaegal.

>>85060795
thanks friendo

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>man says something stupid just so 10 year old girl and rebuke him
Nice D&D.

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>tfw the leaks I typed up in 15 minutes a month ago and tossed in pastebin are the ones that people are autistically spamming in every thread
>tfw I fucked up the ordering because I put shit where I thought it made the most sense
I need to fix this

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>>85060936
He's not going to be happy.

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>>85060795

>>85061005
*can

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>>85060966
Do you think Podrick and Brienne fucked? Tormund seemed to hint as much

>tfw after this season, it's our last "off-season" ever /got/ ;__;

im not going to bother with the rest of this trash show. enjoy got gen. literally the only scenes i enjoyed were sam's and rory's.

>>85061015
>Nothing happens: the GoT season

well

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I need a webm of the Sam poopoopeepee montage.

>>85061041
she wouldn't act like such a cunt to him if she had gotten a dicking from him, him especially

how is Dany feeding her army and dragons these days?

>>85060732
Just watched the episode this morning.

Jesus christ its so shit.

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>>85061117
With the food they have stored in the long voyage from the ships? You fucking retard?

>dabid I put the poo poo scene in

LITTLEFINGER GETS OFFED BY ARYA SHITSTAIN

I AM DONE

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>>85060732
1st for the Night King killing everyone in Westeros and thus saving the show

every human who dies is a victory

>>85061076
You should have predicted this when they said it would be 7 episodes long.

It was obviously a bridge season for the final.

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>>85060835

>>85060732
Is it me or is the Northern storyline the only interesting one?

>>85061117
Lembas bread

>>85061041
Brienne would've been completely hooked onto Podrick's mega cock if they fucked, he's cannonicaly the best fuck in the series

>>85061117
with sheer force of feminism, diversity, tolerance and body positivity

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>>85060732

>>85061186
It ain't just you, m8.

>>85061063

But it will last two years, anon. Two glorious years of winter.

>>85061176
2 more stacks and shop kits head on

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>fart jokes
>celebrity cameos
>little girl power fantasy

>>85061162
I thought he was supposed to be the smartest person in the show next to baldy. He gets killed off that easily.

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Once again a season premiere full of fucking nothing.

>>85061063
>prequel series
>Robert's Rebellion.

Why did Stannis turn into lava

>>85061164

It's begun.
Young champions, I was once like you.
You have come to this place seeking to bring judgement upon the frozen.
You will venture deep into the lands of always winter.
You will see wonders beyond imagining.
But, be warned. The land itself will rise up against you.
Long forgotten terrors will smother your courage.
Sacrifice everything as the final darkness falls...
In the end, all that awaits you is death.
Only then will you understand -
you've been following in my footsteps all along.
So come then, you champions! Come in all your power and glory!
For in the final hour, all must serve the one...true...king...

>>85061230
arya poisoning them wasn't that bad it just had garbage dialogue. it would have been much worse if the wine wasn't poisoned and she took off walder's face and just zipped around stabbing them to death

>>85061186
uhm, what about Sam's feces cleaning storyline?

>>85061117
Stop asking question

What are the main locations we haven't seen in the show yet? Highgarden, Casterly Rock, prime Valyria?

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>concerned grandfather doesn't want his beloved girl fighting undead monsters
>OMFG YOU SEXIST BIGOT

>>85061230
>it's a 2 people talk in a throne room episode
>it's a person with camouflage powers walks around undisguised episode
>it's a "forbidden library" episode
>it's a normie celebrity episode

>>85061271

That bar needed some wildfire under it. Cut that city's hipster population down significantly.

>>85061299
what is the procedure for the whole face off thing supposed to be?

What does "shall we begin" even mean from an in universe standpoint?

Presumably they discussed strategy on the ship already. No battle is about to begin, so why exactly say "shall we begin"?

Begin what exactly? How about beginning clean up and securing the area? But she's holding a piece, as if she's going to "begin strategizing". Before they even clean the castle up when they had an eternity to strategize on the boatride?

Fuck this fanservice bullshit last scene has like 5 things that make no logical sense in it alone. Yet I'm sure the writers thought it was BADASS.

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Reminder that Lannies have always been good boys and were not acting out of character in this episode

>>85061271
Someone is actually snapping. Jesus christ

>>85061299
this isn't some anime

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>bran was supposed to have the cold open scene

At least Sandor is still relatively well written. Brotherhood shit was actually good.

>>85061373
maybe they had the full plan ready to go and she was literally asking if they should begin.

>>85061373
I think she meant "begin" as in START THE FUCKING SEASON AFTER LITERALLY NOTHING HAPPENED IN EPISODE 1

>>85061373
>Dany
>Ever thinking more than 5 minutes ahead

Pick one.

>>85061271
>white people cheering at brown people being burned alive

/ourguys/

>>85061390
Clapping is racist or some shit

>>85061390
>she's unironically wearing a "make donald drumpf again" hat too

>>85061373
the whole thing has been fan service and pandering anchored around set piece events for quite a while now

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>>85061455
>Brown guy rapes his wife on their wedding night
>women are silent

>White guy rapes his wife on their wedding night
>OMG dropped never watching the show again!

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giv daenerys mother

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>POO POO PEE PEE HAND OVER YOUR SHARTIES, SAM NEEDS HIS FOODIES *BRAAAAAPPPPPPPPP*

What do you respond?

>>85061299
it was pretty shit because if you listen to the audio taking off the mask is suppose to be some big reveal. did D&D forget they showed his death on screen?

>>85061271
Why am I attracted to chunky, glasses, hipster girl?

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Was dany always this stupid?

>>85061422

Frères sans Frontières is always good.

>>85061271
is this what outside looks like now?

>>85061484
I don't believe you. She's gotta just be mentally challenged

>>85061373
>Dany: Shall we begin?
>everyone just sort of looks at her in silence for 10 seconds before a "I suppose so" is chimed in, followed by everyone just sort of looking at each other.

>>85061579
http://www.frontpagemag.com/point/253758/clapping-college-newest-sexist-and-ableist-hate-daniel-greenfield

compare it to this scene, this was an actual good scene that felt impactful on her character

what did the frey poisning accomplish, what was interesting about it, nothing it was just boring, i don't get it, what happened
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRAcOTJIKvA

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>>85061547

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>Dany calls upon ser Twenty Goodmen to preemptively clear dragonston.

Quite impressed actually desu.

>>85061523
this show is written for normies.
Enough so that my room mate "called" the reveal right before as if it was a huge mystery.
He also asked "whos that" when Walder appeared at first (and he's seen every episode). He literally didn't know who anyone was or their names beyond the main-main characters.

>>85061613
I miss Robb so damn much

>>85061548
if only

were those lannister soldiers arya ran into?

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>>85061176

>>85061271
do you have their reaction to Shireen burning

reactions to that are always consistently hilarious

>now anyone can just look into the flames
>literally just "foreshadows" the plot

what are dnd doing? did they give up?

>>85061650
he's in that Medici show on Netflix. It's pretty good.

>>85061668
they ran into her

all long night long

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Can't wait for /ourguy/ to weigh in

>>85060795
>no spot the firedog edits

>>85061186
Nope, you're right. Daenerys is a Mary Sue, Euron is a cheap knock-off and Cersei is the poor man's Tywin, and Jaime is pussy-whipped. Sam scrubbing bedpans is not the high-point of storytelling either.

>>85061697
Nothing makes sense in the grander scheme of the world. The show feels different to what it used to, it's trying to be more spectacle rather than contribute to the world and the plot. It doesn't make sense for Jaime to do what he's doing in kings landing. It doesn't make sense for clegane to see shit in the flames. It doesn't make sense to have Sam not be heard in the citadel and holy hell there was so much unnecessary clutter or "spectacle". Sam cleaning peoples shit, why? It makes no sense unless you're trying to appease for cool visuals. Also what was the point of Dany saying absolutely nothing until she got to that table? The show has veered so far from what made the books and the earlier seasons so great and instead has decided to appeal to a different audience.

>>85061697
This, isn't that only supposed to be a thing for "true believers" in the LoL like Selyse? Why the fuck does the Hound get to do it?

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>>85061226

>>85061758
Not even true believers, it's an art you have to practice at. Melly Sanders had been at it for decades if not centuries and she still fucked it up all the time.

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Did normies like the episode?

>>85061637
would have been a pretty good scene if it wasnt obvious. her original reveal was still great so theres that

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>yfw lannisters actually win in the end with original hbo ending

>Some good men shoot themselves to death in some field
>shoot themselves
What the FUCK did Clegane mean by this, it's like they don't give a shit about this show anymore

>hate the show
>can't stop watching

>>85061758
The Lord of Light does whatever the fuck he wants to

if he wants to fuck around and give visions to a man with a fear of fire that is his business

>>85061806
I haven't seen a single person make a post about it on Facebook, I think normies are over it.

>>85061787
and saved

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>>85060835
>>85061176
>>85061681

>>85061826
I only watch the show so I can shitpost in these threads more accurately

>>85061548
10/10

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>>85061810
>yfw the final scene is in a hospital room with Gurm in a diabetic coma, and it was all just a dream

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heres the same spoilers with extra details that the pastebin left out

>>85061373
she was talking to the audience. have you not been watching preston's latest vids? not only do we have time traveling consciousness, but we also have meta traveling consciousness

>>85061563

It gets worse by the day. A horror. We don't belong, old friend.

You guys just don't like anything do you?

>>85061820
he said shit, they shit themselves to death, because dysentery is a thing

am i a pedo for thinking bran is hot now

>>85061515
I hope this new meme takes off

SANSA THE MIND TRICK QUEEN

>>85061826

this honestly. it's reached ridiculous levels of shittiness but I'll watch this crap until the last episode

>>85061893
it was an 7 or 8 / 10 but you cant deny some scenes were complete fucking shit

Where to watch this thing?

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>>85061606

>>85061806
>>85061835
>https://twitter.com/search?q=%23GameOfThrones&src=tyah

>>85061895
No, you're just a gay man with appallingly low standards

We had better see Meera's bush before this is all over.

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is there a bigger mary sue in all of fiction than dany?

>>85061941
Do you think Bran uses his warg powers to make her do...things?

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>>85060887
I kek kek'd hard at the "subtle" pro feminist message.

Also Dany having everything handed to her.

I miss Stannis. I hope Gendry and Jon keep some cojones

>>85061951
rey

>>85061925
best option is torrent at this point

>we will never see sansa's or arya's tits

Why L I V E

>>85061938
i never said i wasnt gay. i just bet its tight as fuck.

>>85061951
there's an even bigger mary sue in the show (arya)
at least the dragons sort of explain it

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>>85061951
>is there a bigger mary sue in all of fiction than dany?

> all this insecurity about women having a role in the fantasy series
> all this out-of-context examination of minute details
> all these memes
I only come for the spoilers but damn you anons sure can project

>>85061611

Arya killing Rorge and Biter was shit. Those two men nearly killed Brienne, she had to be saved from having her face bitten off.

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I miss him /got/

>>85062025
*projects my dick into your mouth*

>>85061951
Kurapika
>O MY EMPEROR TIME

>>85061893
I love good TV shows, I hate bad TV shows !

>>85061998
Maisie will get desperate at some point after GoT.

>>85062047
>i miss the cartoon villian who was evil for no reason

hello redit

>>85062060
Told

>>85061637
This is true. Normies can't remember a damn thing that happens in the show. I don't know how it's possible but they watch every episode and claim to be big fans of the show but can barely name the main characters.

>>85061507
I clearly remember plenty of people freaking out over Dany's rape scene in the first episode.

Get dicked faggot.

>next episode go full lesbo

wew

>>85061951
probably Arya at this point

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>>85062071

>>85061736
what is this from?

>>85062080
Some people are just psychopaths, that's not unrealistic.

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I'm sure there's no mental health problems here.

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>>85062047

>bran proving he was bran talking about edd's life

>>85061507
>normalization of rape
?????
what was normalizing about that scene
by that standard they are normalizing mass murder

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>its a 'new one' episode

>>85061548
Speaking of which, is this the first time we've seen Rhaenyra's throne room in the show?

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>Arbor Gold
>it's red

>>85062069
I feel like if I asked you what good TV was you'd give me a long list of anime that I've never heard of.

>>85062130
Holy shit this. How did that "prove" he was Brandon Stark, or even someone to be trusted? Does everyone in the world know that Bran can see the future/past? Did Edd watch the show?

>>85062117
the show didn't do a good job of it but Arya atleast half assedly earned the skills she has

unlike like Dany "I Need an Army, oh Neat I Now Have an Army" Targereyen

>>85062123
Black dynamite

>shall we-
>remnants of stannis' army jump out
"foolish girl, are you really so blind that you marched right up to this castle with only a few guards? We were hoping to feast on your eastern delicacies tonight, but I didn't expect it'd be over so quick"
>cuts daenerys' throat
>advisors scream
>more troops jump out of the shadows
>remnant general: "stannis may be dead, but we won't stop fighting for him"
>troops from the shadow brandish swords
>remnant general: "shall we begin"
>*credits*

>>85062189
They just let him in because they want the frog.

>>85062062
For fuck's sake, i can't get away from you HxHfags no matter what i do.

>>85062179
Deadwood
Rome
Mad Men
Sopranos
Game of Thrones (1-4)

spinoff series about Samwells poo poo pee pee life fucking WHEN

>>85062130
no, that is how he will communicate from now on, just spewing random facts about the past to knock people off balance.

>>85062189
He's only seen the 1st season

>I want my wife to give birth to a girl because if it's a boy it will completely forget about and not care about me and leave me to die alone unlike the compassionate female gender
what did lannister soldier #6442167 mean by this?

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>Todd still shilling his game
kek

>>85060732
so who died this week?

>>85062089
no you don;t

>>85062089
Friend's wife came into the room while we were watching that scene when it aired, confused what we were watching, and went to their room.

Apparently she looked up the show on the internet, saw some of the articles floating around at the time saying the show was glorifying rape or whatever, and threw his monitor to the ground, breaking it. They proceeded to have a fight, while the rest of us awkwardly left the house.

There was a lot of angry articles when GoT first came out, from people who didn't understand it and just wanted to be outraged.

Opening scene 10/10
Episode 6.5/10
Final scene 0/10

>>85061877
Cool that we get to see Rhaegar.

>>85062130
The real dangers of warging people is that you become retarded


>How do we know you are Bran?
>I know where have you been and what you saw
>Ok you know me but how do I know you are Bran?

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>>85062259
JRR Martin

>>85062257
aaahahahaha

>In the next episode, Euron will kill Sand Snakes
WTF, I like ironborn now?

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>>85062130
as a branfag i agree that scene was retarded

>im brandon stark
>how do i know that
>YOU CRY WHEN YOU MASTURBATE
>holy shit youre in

>>85062254
It's not even true, either. Girls fuck off and get married, men would stay and live in the same home with their wives and take care of their parents. That's why Chinese abort girls.

>>85061748
>>85061758
One of the big things the entire series has been the creeping rise of magic. We went from a vaguely realisic medieval world to one where zombie armies rape villages in literal snow stormy death and dragons fly.

Stannis saw things in the flames too and he was untrained. Things feel different because after years of war and these incrdible things it is different. In many ways all of the deaths of the old guard have been quite symbolic to the new age that is dawning. Men like Eddard and Bobby B woudn't fit in this world. Tywin was probably the last of the old school (Frey wasn't all useless, but giving him the title is waste) who knew very well his time was coming to an end.

>>85062259
The show

>>85058965
>http://thelasthearth.com/thread/572/dany
I love the Ashara Dayne + Edd = Aegon or Dany theories so much.

>>85062208
kino

>>85062169
THANK YOU!

>>85062301
holy shit, is that stannis?

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Why didn't Cersei just fill Dragonstone with wildfire before Dany got there?

>>85062248
It's okay
It's boring
It's a bad TV show
It's overhyped so much
Agreed

>>85062348
Roose Bolton....

>>85062286
>Opening scene 10/10
Uh no sweetie

The premier was great. Quit whining.

>>85062286
>Opening scene 10/10
uhhhhh

>>85062350
She used it all to kill Westeros Barnie Sandals

>>85062257
Every company hires at least one dude who manages the company twitter account, and just thinks up shit like this. Not uncommon these days.

Not exactly sure how you apply for "make stuff up and tweet it" and have that be your entire job.

>>85062300
>implying

it worked, didn't it? bran is a genius, one might even say, a Mind Trick King

>>85062356
if you like Game of Thrones (1-4) like I do, then you should not like Game of Thrones (7)

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>>85062286
>Opening scene 10/10

>>85062348
it's Jason Isaacs

>>85062286
>10/10

>>85062350
It's a bitch to transport.

The biggest question is why didn't she occupy it herself.

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>>85062257
holy fuck

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>build a big ass long magic ice wall
>walkers just need to go where the wall ends and cross it from the side by the water they freeze with their own feet
>mfw dumb and dumber fuck up again

>>85062323
>its not true men go to war and women live on
okay /pol/ its time to fuck off

>>85062286
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>>85062437
It worked because having Edd just kill him wouldn't be very good for the show, not because it made logical sense

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>>85062330
It's really that bad?

>>85062286
YAAAAAASSSS SLAY QUEEEN!!!

>>85062422
>Not exactly sure how you apply for "make stuff up and tweet it" and have that be your entire job.

1. Be attractive female with a bullshit degee in "communications" or something
2. Congratulations, you're now a social media consultant

>>85062208
this would be better than what we're likely going to get t b h

>>85062338
Oh wait this is Ashara and Rhaegar wat thats interesting

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>>85062437
>convinces you to do whatever i want for me just by telling you your life story and giving you puppy dog eyes

holy shit how can sandra even compete

>>85062023
>fiction

>>85062167
the set was used in Danny's Undying dream

>>85062422
>Not exactly sure how you apply for "make stuff up and tweet it" and have that be your entire job.
Connections (sex may be required).

>>85062527
will branpedos ever face up to reality and deal with the fact that their favourite shota aged like shit?

i like the arya character but hate the girl playing her, Am I really suppose to think this lil chubby cheeked chipmunk il girl can kill everyone. Make that girl lose some body fat and look lean and agile like aassassin should look

>>85062338
>>85062502
I'll be honest, I really wanted Jon to be the product of Ashara Dayne + Ned when I first heard about it in the books. The Daynes are too cool of a house to not matter at all plot-wise, they're the blood of old Valyria for fuck's sake.

>>85062481
How do you get that job as a guy though? Because there are definitely dudes with that job for a number of those game companies

>>85062558
Tell that to Edd

Can somebody explain to me how Cersei is a threat to anyone, at all? Literally every kingdom, except for Westernlands, I guess, is against her, and Lannister army was always a non-entity compared to the Reach.

>>85062568

>>85062547

>>85062169
It's metaphorical gold in cup.
>>85062167
Yes, apparently Stannis didnt like bcause all we've ever seen of dragnstone is the map room, Shireen/Daavos' dungeon, and the beach

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>>85062461
>dumb and dumber
>not jew and jew

>>85062356
.t 12 years old

Anyone got any hot D&D green arrow stories?

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>>85062558
No.

>>85061736
Bloodraven warged into Arya and killed the Freys

The walker army marching toward the wall was actually a splinter force controlled by Bloodraven

Bloodraven was the one opening and closing the gate at the wall

The idea to train the boys and the girls was given to Jon by a Bloodraven dream

There is no way a raven could have gotten to the north so fast to bring news of Cersei being Queen, had to have been Bloodraven

Bloodraven was the warging into the painter of the map on Cersei's floor and purposely fucked up some parts to troll her which is why it was important that Jaime know every castle lake and mountain

Euron's 19th century ship of the line size flagship was actually built by Bloodraven out of the tree he was sitting in, the prize he is going to bring Cersei is Bloodraven's other eye

Bloodraven made the old guy in the citadel shit himself, the fumes of which will give Sam visions

Littlefinger is really hanging around Winterfell because he's planning to stop Bloodraven

Ed Sheeran learned the song from the weirwoodnet and Bloodraven

The logs in the fire the Hound saw were actually weirwood logs and the vision was from, you guessed it, Bloodraven

Dragonstone was empty because the mountain of dragonglass is actually uranium left over from the previous nuclear war and all the men died of radiation poisoning. Bloodraven was there too but he just knocked over the chess pieces on the table just to be a dick.

>watching with friends
>"whose hand is that in the jail cell?"
>"Tyrion's friend who got diseased trying to save him"

Remember this is who D&D have to write for

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>Viserys is alive

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>>85062599
>using a 4 year old picture

>empty castle for danaerys to take
how convenient

>>85062611
well I've always been bad with names so fuck off

>>85062628
Who is that lesbian? Does she have a talk show?

>>85062590
I guess that still works
I have read some male models have to fuck around with dudes in charge in order to actually get anywhere at some point

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>>85062611
>Jorah gets friendzoned by even Tyrion

>>85062611
imagine telling them lord mormont's son
>"who?"

>>85062588
>Can somebody explain to me how Cersei is a threat to anyone, at all?

They're setting up some kind of deus ex machina for her to even the odds, like Euron or an army of Robert Strongs or something

Game of Thrones Season 8 Leaks

>The L̶i̶c̶h̶ Night King invades with his new undead Dragon S̶i̶n̶d̶r̶a̶g̶o̶s̶a̶ Viserion
>Two armies who would have otherwise been at each others throats led by G̶a̶r̶r̶o̶s̶h̶ Jamie Lannister and V̶a̶r̶i̶a̶n̶ ̶W̶r̶y̶n̶n̶ Dany push the walkers back into the North
>T̶i̶r̶i̶o̶n̶ ̶F̶o̶r̶d̶r̶i̶n̶g̶ Beric Dondarrion leads a group of heroes into I̶c̶e̶c̶r̶o̶w̶n̶ ̶C̶i̶t̶a̶d̶e̶l̶ Castle Black to finally kill the retreating L̶i̶c̶h̶ Night King
>His allies dying all around him T̶i̶r̶i̶o̶n̶ ̶F̶o̶r̶d̶r̶i̶n̶g̶ Beric Dondarrion takes up a weapon made f̶o̶r̶g̶e̶d̶ ̶b̶y̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶l̶i̶g̶h̶t̶ made of Dragon Glass that kills the L̶i̶c̶h̶ Night King
>T̶i̶r̶i̶o̶n̶ ̶F̶o̶r̶d̶r̶i̶n̶g̶ Beric picks up the L̶i̶c̶h̶ Night Kings H̶e̶l̶m̶e̶t̶ [insert magical trinket]
>He hears a ghostly voice whisper: "Without it's masters command, the restless s̶c̶o̶u̶r̶g̶e̶ white walkers will become an even greater threat to this world. Control must be maintained. There must always be a L̶i̶c̶h̶ Night king."
>T̶i̶r̶i̶o̶n̶ ̶F̶o̶r̶d̶r̶i̶n̶g̶ Beric says: The weight of such a burden... It must be mine, for there is no other.
>B̶o̶l̶v̶a̶r̶ ̶F̶o̶r̶d̶r̶a̶g̶o̶n̶ Stannis Baratheon shouts: T̶i̶r̶i̶o̶n̶ Beric, you hold a grim destiny in your hands brother, but it is not your own.
>B̶o̶l̶v̶a̶r̶! Stannis!
>"The Dragons flame sealed my fate, the world of the living can no longer comfort me..Place the c̶r̶o̶w̶n̶ [insert magical trinket] upon my head T̶i̶r̶i̶o̶n̶ Lord Beric, forever more I will be the Jailer of the Damned. This last act of service is mine."
>"You will not be forgotten"
>"I MUST be forgotten. If the world is to live free from the tyranny of fear. Now GO, LEAVE THIS PLACE, AND NEVER RETURN."

>>85062632
It was guarded by a banner, man

>>85062564
arya in the books is even more ridiculous than arya in the show. arya in the books is even younger than arya from season 1, by the end of ADWD arya has aged maybe 2 years and she's still not as old as maissie was in season 1. that's how ridiculous arya is as a character.

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>he comes up to you and tells you your life story

wyd?

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>>85062660

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Post your face when Dragonstone was empty

>>85062473
its worse.

>Meera just leaves
>no mention for the rest of the season
Feels a bit off

>>85062438
I like it all friendo. Whenever the sand snakes were introduced was bad, like the whole dornish storyline was bad, I think that was 5, so I guess I'd say 5 was bad, but 6 brought it around. But 5 had cool things like hardhome too. But 6 had Al Swearengen episode, zombie mountain, wildfire Sept, battle of the bastards episode (dat war cinematography). Was a fun watch. But also seriously fuck the whole Asha thing. I think that was 5. Yeah 5 was pretty bad.

What's euron going to get? Does he have the dragonhorn in the show?

>>85062716
she becomes edd's bed slave

>>85062716
>implying normies remember who she is

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>No Victarion
>No Aegon
>No Darkstar
>No cool Euron

>>85062610
I recently visited leddit and got into an argument with the Tinfoil Hat Man himself. He insisted that Moqorro didn't see visions in the flames, didn't heal Victarion's hand or make it super strong, and in fact, Victarion's hand wasn't injured at all, despite the fact that he killed a maester for failing to treat his infected wound.
I guess everyone must have imagined this shit.

>>85062656
It's Rachel Maddow

>>85062565
My favorite houses are Reed and Dayne.

I'm still eagerly waiting news on Darkstar and am disappointed the show didn't include him,

But yeah I do agree with the author that there has to be a reason that a minor house got as much attention as the Daynes and that they are probably gonna have a role.

>>85062279
Yes I do, and I also remember /b/ calling all those people pussies and saying the scene was too different from the book and wasn't graphic enough (which is funny because the actual scene from book 1 didn't involve rape at all).

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>>85062746
>no zombiefu

>>85062726
>6 brought it around.
(farts)

>white walkers killing dragon
This is pure fanfic tier bulslhit

>>85062716
I thought that too, but I think his gift will be the sand snakes and their mum.

i would do whatever bran wanted and he wouldnt even need to give me a summary of my own life first

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>>85062736
>Does he have the dragonhorn in the show?

I GOT YER DRAGONHORN ROIGHT HERE, CUNT

>>85062461
>dead things in the water
>dead walking across the canyon

It's almost like the wall is a dumb idea

>>85062665
Euron rapes the boat ho
Jamie smacks down the Snakes and garden folk, because they've literally lost their entire leadership
boom-- down to a two front war.

But, if this whole leak is true, it becomes one when everyone unites to go north and fight the ice baddies

>>85062689
THIS CHARMING MAN

>>85062588
If I had to guess, dragon fire?

>>85062611
>>85062664
I had to explain to a friend that Arya stole Walder's face for the feast.
>How was he still there to be used to kill his family? She slit his throat in the last episode

JUST

>>85062790
not really, wouldn't be surprised if it happens in the books. it's been a fan theory for a long time that a dragon dies and the others rez it

>>85062776
yes it did

Any got a wedm of Sam's shit montage?

>>85062594
Pretty sure you're just a faggot my dude.

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>>85062598

>No Kinvara ever again

fuck this shit show

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>>85062847
>that redit humor

>>85062771
I just hope Edric Dayne will matter in some way. Literally all he's done so far is give a very vague reference to Jon's parentage. His uncle was like the greatest sword ever, gotta count for something right?

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>>85062736

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>hey faggots push me around in this cart
>"no"
>you had leftover chili for dinner last night
>alright hop in

>>85061975
I think Jon is gonna go full cuck now that Dany is here

>>85062406
Thank you. People don't understand that in order to set up a season, exposition is necessary. Was some of it bullshit? Yes. But the entire series has been that way, nothing has changed.

POO
SOUP
POO
SOUP
POO
SOUP
BRAAAAAAP

>>85062895
>The bad pussy

i wonder how he gets them yet yarra is shagging the mum in the previews

>>85062918
Jon's manhood is already being eroded slowly by Sansa, which is preparation for when Dany comes in and locks him and Davos in the cuckshed.

so arya has walder's face. what can she do with it in the future? no one knows walder is dead

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>my name is brandon stark
>prove it
>you were at the fist of the first men
>let them in

>>85062918
sansa will tell him go full cuck plz listen to me im womyn srs

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Book Euron
>Handsome
>Dangerous
>Has a weapon that can control Dragons
>Has been all over the world
>Has Valyrian Steel Armor
>Molested and murdered his brothers
>Knows Black Magic
>Has an eyepatch
>Is probably Daario

Show Euron
>Chubby
>Barely speaks English
>Talks about his cock
>Makes shitty quips for 10 minutes

Thanks D&D

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>>85062944
Euron kills Nymeria and Obara. Brings Cercei Ellaria and Tyene to kill as revenge for Myrcella. Keeps Yara as his pet.

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Her hair contrasts very well with the outfit and set. Good choices D&D.

>>85062960
It will be never used again, because politics are increasingly irrelevant to the show.

Dead sticky, dead thread, dead show.

>>85060866
>>85060866
>>85060866

New thread

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>mfw Rickon and Dickon become the gay emperors of Essos.

>>85062969
Even if he was a wildling, why wouldn't they let him in? They made peace with the wildlings and agreed to get as many behind the wall as possible.
>Nah sorry we'll just have to let the white walkers kill you, lol

>>85062980
the worst bit is they gave him a crown and then when he's presenting himself in King's Landing HE ISN'T FUCKING WEARING IT JESUS CHRIST

>>85062944
Could be one of the fake scenes shot they talked about (to throw off people taking footage with drones/trying to leak). I swore I also saw one of Yara being marched down by Euron. They probably had several people so there'd be reports of all of them.

From last season, did Bran ever find out Jaime pushed him out the window?

>>85062588
She still has the biggest army, and Jaime is competent as a general. You could say the same thing about her in the war of five kings, everyone had their eye on taking the throne but the Lannisters still won.

>>85062982
>Keeps Yara as his pet.
Hnnnnnnng

New
New
>>85063009
>>85063009

Can someone tell me when the show gets good?

>>85062980
>Is probably Daario
tehehehe

anyway, stop worshipping lord edgy the hedgehog

>>85063022
Well tbf it's a shit ass crown, made of like sticks or something

>>85061548
That John Denver 's full of shit, man.

>>85062969
mind trick

>>85063045
season 1

>>85062611
they sound stupid desu.
how do you have such a base level interest in the things you do

>>85061820
SHAT

LIKE POOPPPPPPPP FROM THE POPPERRRRRR TILL DRY DRY

>>85063033
Everyone still fears the Lannisters because Tywin and to a lesser extent Cersei and Jaime have used subterfuge and patience to win. Jaime took the Black Fish out without spilling a drop of blood until they got inside. Tywin cut down the biggest threat to Joffrey over a marriage dinner. Cersei all but wiped out the second most powerful family plus the equivalent of the Vatican and Pope in one fell swoop.

We're insiders. We know how things go down. To everyone in that world all they see is Lannister victories over and over, usually without large scale war.

>>85063034
this show does love its incest.

>>85061877
This is such fucking bullshit
>Muh Jon is the rightful king
I hate this bullshit, it misses the point of the entire series. The whole rightful king thing is bullshit that everyone claims when it all comes down to force really
Fuck the Targs

>>85062846
?

Dany completely took the initiative in that scene. She even mentioned how Drogo was kinda hot and was starting to make her wet.

>>85062286
NAH AH! CARAMEL

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so how did the iron born manage to gather about 80k-100k men? I'm counting at least 80-100 people per ship x 1000 their military power is literally the equivalent of at least 2 great houses joined together

>>85062988
the sets and costumes have always been top notch, not gonna start faulting that shit.

>>85061877
If this were any other show I'd call bullshit on all that, but I fucking believe it. Fucking terrible.

>>85063279
that was later retard

>>85063536
>cannon portholes on a pre-gunpowder ship
Bravo crocodile DunDee

>>85063769
Those don't look big enough for a cannon

>>85063655
No, it was their first night together under the stars.

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how is she even paying for anything at this point? I thought the lannister mines were dry and the iron bank wasn't lending them anything anymore

>>85064001
the logistics of anything stopped making sense a while ago

>>85063769
Funny, it's actually GURM who keeps doing shit like refering to "gundecks" in his books.

>>85064060
I mean stannis and even godamned danny spend a couple of seasons and episodes as hobos, how does this not affect cersei when last season Tywin specifically told cersei that they're tolerating the tyrell alliance since they're the ones providing the food and cash to continue the garbage dump fire that is westeros

wht about the north grove?

>>85062060
GOT EM!

>>85060970
You for got 'Manlet Among Giants"

>>85062208
in a perfect world untouched by sjws, that could happen.

>>85061164
Why didn't they make them look more like in the books? Do normalfags need DUH BAD MONSTAHS for the plot to make sense?

>>85061547
Because you're black.

>>85061286
CHILLLS

>>85062300
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoODRzc3mPU

>>85062588
BURN THEM ALL

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>>85064634
>being this buttblasted that the manlet is the chosen one

>>85063769
that's from the first season though