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>>85055716
EDDIE V E D D E R

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NOOOOOO STAAAAAAAAAARS

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>>85055716

DOUGIE JONES IS ONE THICC BIH?!?!?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FISLBOSM5wQ

Reminder that Albert is Laura.

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>i shitpost about this hoverhand being explained in later episodes
>lynch actually does it the absolute madman

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>>85055716
first for Naomi's back.

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>>85055543
>an arm reaching in
>two trees ( evolution of the arm, normal and doppleganger)
Is he just fucking with Michael J Anderson here?

>>85055834
and it's raining post toasties

>Moby is on stage
>performance goes on forever

It's Coachella all over again.

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>Moby is on Twin Peaks
>Moby sampled Twin Peaks in a song

Is the show Twin Peaks canon in Twin Peaks?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA6SP2ddYEs

>>85055853
i guarantee that fucking moose thing he was drawing ends up being a thing

is that moby

>>85055964
It credited him

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>>85055819
Worst Roadhouse song by far. She's a good singer but the song was horrible.

mommy kino

>Moby in this episode
>remember his awful interview of David Lynch

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>>85056023

>>85056023
She fucking wishes she still looked that good.

>>85056023
kys

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That was not Moby you fucking morons. That was Jack from RLM

Did David Lynch kill George Romero?

>>85055716

this put the nail in the coffin on my theory that Lynch is padding the series to make sure the episodes last 60 minutes on average and are not an artistic choice but are because of him owing showtime 18 full episodes per their contract.

the giant and his realm = not padding. candy = not padding. mauve room = not padding. wally brando = not padding.

guy weeping floor = padding. nine inch nails video = padding. rebkka del rio video = padding. diane smoking = padding.

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Here's something I noticed while re-watching Part 9 before tonight's episode: the timelines of some events we're seeing are out of sync with each other. Hopefully it's as novel a realization as I think it is, pic has full explanation. Please pardon the shitty editing.

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Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. (Pic is evil Cooper)
Listen https://youtu.be/pXth84G7dkM
Read https://consequenceofsound.net/2016/08/eddie-vedder-contributes-new-song-to-david-lynchs-twin-peaks-revival/

>>85055934
sample and song is shitty
Moby as ever

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>>85056055
>>85055934
wait Moby was in the episode?
who was he?

did I fucking black out?

>>85056101
out of all the pics of jack you chose the one that looks nothing like moby

>>85056163

He was the guitarist.

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>>85056088
>tfw wondering why people are defending this awful song
>see it's written by lynch
Never change, /tv/.

we just started streaming the new ep if you missed it before
bretty good dot com

What the fuck was that laura shit all about? She just showed up at Gordon Cole's doorway?

>>85056142
He writes 9/29 you idiot. We've been through this.

>>85056163
The guitar player at the end

Lynch directing this as an 18 hour movie was a mistake. It fucking drags too much, and the performances are fucking garbage filler. In the first two seasons, they meant something. Now they're just here to pad out the episodes.

Also, fuck this Dougie shit. It has gone on for way too long. It's like they couldn't figure out anything for Cooper to do, so they just made him a bumbling retard until he can magically wake up and defeat Evil Cooper. This show is dropped harder tan he trinity bomb.

Also, fuck all you David Lynch cocked suckers with your reddit xD LYNCHED! meme

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>>85056224

>>85055819
whats the name of this vine kid again

>>85056224

Albert is actually being possessed by Laura.

>>85056013
i mean in the op pic

>>85056142
That's a 9, not a 0.

wow this episode was great! and the roadhouse song swept me, i literally cried of joy

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>>85056142
2003 CONFIRMED!

>>85056142
2nd pic says 9/29

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>>85056244
ANNIE'ed

Is Richard /ourguy/?

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>>85056244

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>>85055716
First for Spanish Women!

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>>85056300
my son

>>85056244
L

>>85056194
>implying lynch's music isn't god-tier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsttKnIFrR8

he also wrote all the Julee Cruise songs from the original show

>>85056244
gtfo normie. go watch got

>>85056244
Y

>>85055934
this song genuinely makes me laugh. so fucking terrible

DOUGIEEEEE

>>85056114
sweeping and the other stuff were funny, not nearly as bad as this but it seems more like he did rebeka del rio a favor

no fucking clue about the missing 8 minutes though

>>85056162
>not liking early 90s house

piss off

>>85056217
Spamming your website after streaming Game of Plebs. GTFO

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I'm on the fence about this episode boyos, this was the first night I had to stop being a Lynchfag and really think about this objectively

As a degenerate with a foot fetish however, Janey-E playing with her red flats gets four stars from me, but everything else was kinda just like "meh" wheel spinning

I'm really happy to see Nadine figured out her drape runners though, that was a nice touch

>>85056476

fake and gay

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best roadhouse song
best girl

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>>85056244
Get lynched boy!

I like this episode for the most part, Richard and a lot of the slapstick was really fun and interesting but the ending kind of fucked up my opinion on the episode.

Really wish he had done something more meaty with the FBI agents and that song was just filler. Didn't even run the full hour WITH the song.

>>85055716
What? DoppelCoop can't go in buildings that contain glass boxes just because he's a doppelganger? I thought this was America!

>>85056461
I do, but Moby is overrated, always shit
the sampler builds to no pay off
like he never "got it" what makes a song great other than plain technique

>implying the next episode won't be 66 minutes to make up the difference
Learn to kino.

Did Moby make Sopranos canon in Twin Peaks universe now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Bgi3z4M-Mo

>>85056244
actually shocks me how many babbys who just got into lynch defend this shit. like they think it isn't entry level
I think the series is ok but the dougie shit is just fucking stupid now

>>85056498

LYNCHED

Does anyone have screenshots of jane-e mirin duge? I wanna know what its like to have a female gaze upon me lustfully

>>85056244
Feels like what Mulholland Drive was supposed to be before he was forced to turn it into a feature length film. In hindsight this seems to have been a good thing for Mulholland Drive.

I still enjoy the show a lot but it's shaping up to be an incredibly niche thing. Like it's only for people who really, really can't get enough of Lynch.

>Dougie's flopping arms during sex

MacLachlan is the best.

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Janey-E give two rides.

RUN SILENT, RUN DRAPES

Hmmm it's weird cause now the dougie shit just doesn't have the same effect. I'm not feelin it anymore bros.

Great episode. Glad it's settled into its own orta vibe now. I was laughing at most scenes

>>85056665

I just did what David told me to do.

>>85056356
post the pasta

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>>85056498
It wasn't the best episode. But you still got lynched bitch,

How are people saying this was a filler ep

>>85056579
It takes risks. Instead of going middle of the road, it tries different things and tries to evolve in an intuitive manner. That gives some very interesting parts, but some dumb and redundant ones as well, sure. Still, it's less cautious than a lot of other shows.

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>>85056296
>>85056293
>>85056264
>>85056234

I'll... see myself out...

>>85056725
baitposters they live for the (you)s

not the strongest episode but still enjoyed it. I'm more concerned that lynch/frost are still introducing things this far into the season.

Dougiecoop bros 10 - 0 agentcoopfags

Feminists will hate this episode lol.

>>85056725
because they are plebs used to capeshit and dragon porn.

>>85056194
>>see it's written by lynch
are you implying Lynch can't wrong good songs? Have you fucking listened to Julee Cruise's first two albums?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvCp0XtXYXw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fALdBYc0uzM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdHbJErF_V8

>>85056461
>house
before asking for a good sampler pay off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0o4MSyuR8rk

>>85056725
I suppose it was just a pretty conventional 52 minutes. Only standouts being the Laura flashback and Sylvia getting punched in the clit.

>>85056756
Don't be too hard on yourself anon, it's a strange 9.

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>DOUGIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>HELLO JOHNNY HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
>NO STAARRRRSSSSS
>"this episode sucked"

...torrent?

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>mfw kyle is 34 years older than me but has a better looking body

>>85056813
lmao i was thinking that.

I was just discussing that wouldn't watch the new season because of all the violence against women. convinced her to keep going. waiting to hear what she says about this episode lmao

There's fire where you are going.

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lads?

FUCKIN GREAT EPISODE

>>85056927
>>85056927
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:6756519f7906dcae0484846ed278c79b655d07e0&dn=WildOnCam.15.10.22.Dava.Foxx.XXX.1080p.MP4-KTR&tr=http%3A%2F%2Ftracker.trackerfix.com%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F9.rarbg.me%3A2710&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F9.rarbg.to%3A2710

THE NEXT EPISODE WILL BE KILLER!!!

THEY ARE PREMIERING IT ANT COMIC_CON NEXT WEEK!!!

THIS EP WAS PADDED OUT AND HAD ^ MINUTES LEFT BECAUSE ALL THE BIG STUFF IS GONNA HAPPEN NEXT EPISODE> ITS GONNA BE ANOTHER EPISODE 8 LEVEL EPISODE!!!

>>85056980
>literally who on twitter has an opinion

who gives a shit

torrent when? did anything happen this episode?

>>85056839
>those comments

>>85056980
I love violence toward women, It's shocking and no one has the balls to do it anymore except Lynch

that singer was thicc... i want to fuck her...

just jacked off and now im horney again

>>85056980
bad things aren't nice. bad things make me sad

>>85057027

JUST BECAUSE HE DOESNT HAVE A BLUE TICK HE'S A LITERALLY WHO HUH? FUCK YOU BITCH!

"YOU HAVE AN ENEMY IN DOUGLAS JONES" - master of subtlety

>>85056980
When it comes to Lynch and violence he is all for equality across the gender spectrum.

Imagine how triggered the indiewire staff is right now.

>>85057038
best roadhouse song

ready to be lynched plebs
Richard is donna's son and she named him richard horne to spite ben for being her father
he's not welcomed into the family because he's not a real horne the missing audrey thing is a redherring

>>85056379
>>85056836
funny that you guys are talking about Lynch's music, i'm listening to The Big Dream for the first time as we speak.

he really is the master of this A E S T H E T I C

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this entire episode didn't contain any coffee, what did he mean by this?

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>>85056980
>>85056980

>implying the rampant irrational hatred towards women isnt one of the highlights of the series

this is trademark lynch.. cmonnnn!

THE FUCKS ARE AT IT AGAIN

THEY FUCK US IN THE GROCERY STORES

>>85057046
it has to grown on you

>>85057023
I sure hope so kid!

>>85056518
I want this thicc Latina

>>85056980
>needlessly violent
as fucking if that death scene isn't going to come up again. What an idiot.

>>85056980
FUCK THESE BETAS!!! FUCK SJWS!!!

I WONDER IF THEY"LL EVER BE ANOTHER DAVID TYPE TYPE TO NOT PANDER TO THESE CUNTHOLES AND ACTUALLY STILL BE LOVED?

>>85056980
literally who

>>85057121

you forgot that coffee glass been thrown through the window

>fat girl who loves pie gets wrecked by oven door

LYNCH IS A TRUE MASTER

What Janey-E did was rape

>Watch a kid getting fucked owned
>Go out and sing happy guitar songs not much later

this was kinda fucked up but the mitchum brothers scenes were great and it would be worth it for the richard horne scenes anyway

i'll be mad if we go an episode without seeing him now

>>85056980
(((Scheinbeim)))

>>85057214

She just imagined that those grapes were her tits.

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>>85056980
>Scheinbeim

>>85057214
yes
and it was hot
10/10

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>>85057252
what

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>>85056980
>(((Scheinbeim)))

>>85057252

So fucking WHAT?

>>85057099
oh you mean that dumb old chink bitch? who gives a fuck?

tumblr's pissed because they think what happened to Coop was rape. Do you agree?

>>85057315
so male rape is a thing now?

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OFFSCREEN CRIMES OF DOPPLEGANGER COOPER

>Murdered Major Garland Briggs, beheaded him, raped his body, raped his head and burned his office down
>Raped Audrey Horne while she was in a coma after the bomb at the bank, first with different parts of a dog, secondly with Major Briggs' decapitated head (She had a son, Richard Horne, the guy from the bar who later runs the kid over with his truck)
>While in the hospital pissed on Pete's corpse and shit on the parts of Andrew Packard they could salvage after the bomb blast
>Jaywalking
>Raped and murdered Donna while forcing James to sing "Just You and Me"
>Raped and shaved James
>Raped Harry and then shoved 90 pounds of RICE up his ass along with two gallons of BLEACH(that's why Harry is sick and dying)
>Raped Little Nicky
>Raped Dick Tremayne
>Instead of paying his speeding tickets he tracked down and raped the police officers
>Mounted a dogs head on a pole after raping and killing it and chopped off all its legs to use as a crude message delivery system
>Litters constantly
>Yodeled at then tortured, raped, and murdered Annie and then used her head along with Major Briggs' head as bloody sock puppets to reenact the opening scene of the Dark Knight Rises
>Humiliated Diane and then raped, beat and abused her after going to her house shortly after leaving the lodge, forced a dog to rape her as well before dismembering the dog and putting parts of it up her ass and leaving her traumatized
>Never returns his library books
>Coerced poor truckers to read books on Tibet before beheading then raping them
>Executed and raped a FBI agent in Columbia after Albert gave Jeffries the name and then dismembered his body to make into a dancing manikin with dog parts and Major Briggs' head
>Does not pay his taxes

>>85057315

Yes it was rape, no I'm not pissed off about it cos it's a fake tv show.

>Janey-E will never rape you and scream your name out so loud it wakes up Sonny Jim

>>85057111
wtf, me too

>>85057315
Nah it's okay to fuck retards. I do it all the time.

>>85057214
People would lose their minds if the roles were reversed.

>>85057315

It was rape and it was hot as fuck.

So Richard Horne is getting off the hook, right? I don't think Lynch would obviously build up so much hatred for him just so he can get an easy karmic payback.

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WEBMs of Janey-E hornily playing with her feet and her back fucking when?

>>85056158

You keep trying but no one believes you.

Janey was really squirming and twisting around on Coop's cock

Gave me a semi

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>>85055716
Twitter's hating this new ep!

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>>85057359
what about the offscreen crimes of dougie?

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>>85057444

It's weird though she hadn't seen him shirtless since like two weeks.

>>85057504
so is STAR TREK ENTERPRISE canon now?

>>85057315
>there are people on earth who don't want to see Cooper get raped

Based Lynch delivered and I loved it.

>>85056980
Lynch has always been about how men and women react differently to doing violence / having violence done towards them.

In this episode a bunch of men hurt or killed women with no remorse. The casino girls kills a literal fucking fly and it sends her into a catatonic state.

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>>85057488
>(((Brodsky)))
Every time

>>85057482
Does this look like a rape victim to you?

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>>85057511

>>85057368
thank god someone on the internet has the ability to think for themselves.

>>85057511

fuck drumpf!

>>85056980

(((Scheinbeim)))

hohoho

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>>85057576

Are you Team Red or Team Richard?

>>85057511
Epic AND topical!
#dumbledoresarmy

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That singer from Mulholland Drive got FAT.

>>85057531
It's weirder that he hasn't been able to do anything but repeat words for 2 weeks and nobody thinks it's that big a deal.

>>85057565
>The casino girls kills a literal fucking fly and it sends her into a catatonic state.
She was more upset about the fact that she hit Mitchum in the fucking face and made him bleed. She seems pretty simple, she was having a hell of a time trying to track down a fucking fly

>>85057551
DougieCoop couldn't possible consent though. Not saying I'm not jealous, just stating facts. When CoopCoop's back he very well might press charges.

>>85057655
she has switched off the MATRIX
she mentioned THE VERSION

>>85057214
It literally was. Dougie was not able to give consent.

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>based Lynch gets critizised
>MUH LIBKEK JOOS HAHA
Get a grip /tpg/

>>85057655
Those blonde retards can't possibly be human right?

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>>85057384
delet

>>85057579
lel that traitor is going to die in jail

>Bringing back Johnny just so you can have two jokes at the expense of the retarded
Damn, Lynch.

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>>85057635
Nah, bro. She got THICC

>those milkies

It's only the worst episode because the rest have been so good.

Log Lady's message was basically how what we've seen before was only the beginning of how crazy and surreal and intense the next parts are going to be. But we're also going to get Dale back to normal and back to Twin Peaks and the FBI and Dopple Cooper.

THREAD THEME AS WE WALLOW IN ANOTHER SEVEN DAYS OF NO TWIN PEAKS: https://youtu.be/ijcTx6vBoJw

>>85057579
>lowest presidential approval rating in history
>suffering from dementia
>idiot son keeps running his mouth and fucking everything up
>GOP-controlled congress can't even scuttle obamacare
>still whining on Twitter about Hillary's emails

SAD!

>>85057772
This whole series is making fun of retards. Lynch is honestly extremely bigoted.

>>85057359
>Litters constantly
gets me everytime

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>>85057635
Is this Steiner poster from another imageboard in a certain british board pertaining to politics?
Also she got thicc, not fat

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>>85057743

>>85057504
he got fucking raped in this episode

>>85057315
>mentally challenged people can't get laid

THE TRUMAN BROTHERS ARE TRUE MEN

>>85057793
OOPS WRONG LINK HERE IS THE CORRECT ONE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHc-GXuubwQ

>Diane loves Coop's cock so much that she'll betray the FBI in order to get it even if it doesn't belong to the real deal
Just how hung is he?

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Fire Walk With Me Blonde Wig

>>85057852
yes, we get it already

>>85057662
Doubt it. Cooper's too nice and, if you want to believe Frost's deranged expanded universe ramblings, a sex fiend already. He'd probably go back for seconds.

>>85057845
sup /wooo/

>>85057315
the look on his face showed he didn't mind, surprised no one's screen caped it yet

>>85057706
Only yes means yes. And there is no such thing as implied consent.

Dougie did not get raped. He is MARRIED to her so it isn't rape plus he enjoyed it.

>>85057655
I thought it was refreshing having a character not be comfortable with hurting others, unlike Richard or Becky's bf

Was the song that played after Janey-E and Dougie had sex and were laying together from Johnny Jewel's solo album or was that a Chromatics song? I thought it sounded like a part of something from Kill For Love.

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reminder of NEW MOMMY DOCTOR WHO
btfo lynch fags

>>85057866
I think Janey-E expressed it perfectly this episode

>>85057864
This is an OFFICIAL black lodge doppelganger trying to kill you with a fake youtube link.

richard stealing scene fucked me up
poor johnny
poor sylvia
richard went over the fuckin line
hope red fucks him up good

>>85057706
Give consent.

>>85057793
Right artist, wrong song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlmwngDSFhQ

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>>85057864
>video is not available
REEEEEEEEEE

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>>85057444
No one needs to believe me. You'll see...

>>85057899
He only seems like a sex fiend if you're a pathetic virgin
People like to experiment in the bedroom. Same shit gets old after a while. Read the Kama sutra

>>85057975

Yeah, I want Red and Big Nigga to do some serious shit to this KID.

>>85057975
He'll be the only character to get away completely fine at the end. Screencap this.

>>85058000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyvTIN3keXM

>>85057928
What if I get naked and start rubbing my dick is that consent?

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>>85057772
>>85057832
>>85057743
>>85057831
>>85057866

>>85058016

lookitstryingtothink,jpeg

>>85057945
>Dougie did not get raped.
He did.
>He is MARRIED to her so it isn't rape
That's not how it works.
>plus he enjoyed it.
That's the worst argument possible.

>>85058015
>living in a third world country

>>85057953
Johnny Jewel

>>85057315

Hahaha waifus can't rape wtf are you talking about

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>>85057845
its from a wrestling image board

>>85058079
Oh so it's rape even if you like it? Wow that's just stupid.

>>85058033
From a purely legal point of view, no.

>>85057957
We're not going to talk about Jodie.

>>85057851
>had to conspire with Russia to get elected
>literally can't do anything despite GOP control of Congress
>clearly has no idea how anything at all works
>lowest approval at 6 months of any president ever

He may not be done yet but he sure as shit hasn't done anything

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>>85058075

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>>85057914
shit we've been found out

anybody have a good torrent for Missing Pieces?

>>85057315

It was a rape, I love lynch but he went too far with this episode

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>>85058153

>You will never be Coop
>You will never be so sexy that the sight of you eating cake is enough to make Naomi Watts uncontrollably horny
why even live

>>85058021
>experiments with holding his own piss in just to get off and talks about how it's a good alternative to sex
>sleeps with multiple women who are either married or dating other people
>was going to bang a teen girl if that plot hadn't been rewritten
>not a sex fiend

Okay.

>>85058143
But I mean, it basically is consent though. If a woman is like "let's fuck" and I take my pants of and hop in my bed that's pretty much consent. Do I really have to be like "Yes, I wish to fuck you m'lady."

>>85058138
tpg is a-Tumblerin' down

>>85058153
imagine being this brainwashed

I wish all these people who whine about fictional violence would focus that energy on REAL violence, and perhaps things would actually change in the REAL world.

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>>85058030
Richard, may I share a vision with you...

>>85058219

He haven't agreed becuz he is fucken retarded!!

>>85058153
Keep watching MSNBC pleb. I couldn't imagine being this delusional. You might as well watch dragon porn and head back to re ddit.

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>>85058153

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if only they were open toe

>>85058260
Sure but I am just saying that sometimes you can give consent without an explicit yes.

>>85058246
You're right! Everything that makes Trump look bad is FAKE NEWS!

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Hmmm

drumpfags on suicide watch, this is not your safe space, go back to r/donald

>>85058153
>boast about military action against North Korea
>threaten tearing up the FTA with South Korea, your most important ally in the conflict
>also threaten reneging on missile defense pact with SK
>South Korea in turn elects a less friendly president to America

Donald Trump is a fucking idiot.

>>85058186
really? lol thats what took it too far?

>7 minutes of singing

Goddamnit Lynch. Why not fill with some stupid Andy scene or something?

Wait so the doctor didn't find anything wrong with dougie?

so, where's audrey

>>85058328
It was "Hello Johnny how are you today" until yesterday.

>>85058153
>>lowest approval at 6 months of any president ever
Just like how he had a 98% chance of winning from all those polls pre-election.

>>85058364
He just has autism.

>>85058204
>Everything I Don't Like is Libcucks/the Jews/globalists/SJWs/feminism/women

See how easy it is?

>>85057864
did they add autotune on the fucking episode? cause I'm not hearing it here, but then again my ears are shot right now cause I watched the episode loud as fuck with headphones

>>85058364
Remember last episode she said he's always been like this more or less?

>>85058397
at least get a image

>>85056980
jesus fucking christ do people actually look for this shit? do they actually say to themselves before watching an episode "gee, I wonder if this show will have any problematic displays of violence toward women"?

I honestly didn't realize it until someone pointed it out. More than anything, I'm surprised the two casino brothers didn't slap the shit out of Candy for being a disobedient bitch

>Johnny will never use his retard strength to beat the shit out of Richard

Glad my Kekistani fellows are following /tpg/

>>85058397
Can't you just be happy thinking about fiction for five fucking minutes you politic spaz

>>85058204
>>85058246
>>85058276
Name one thing I said that isn't true.

>>85058387
Approval rating ≠ election polls

Please don't be this stupid.

How did Dougie Jones, a morbidly obese cheating gambling alcoholic who is half braindead, manage to marry Janey-E?

>>85058343
Because, if it's singing, they can cut that part and replace it with a few ad slots when the show's resold without affecting runtime. They wouldn't be able to free up that time if they used it for anything story related.

>>85058303
post her getting fucked, NOW! My dick is in my hands!

Hello /tv/, how are you today?

>>85058450
/ptg/ is natural ally

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>>85058448

>>85058468
They literally can't, and never will because they're god emperor is too perfect to have any flaws.

>>85058474
>>85058474

Janey-E (what a dumb name) is nothing special though. He is rich and she was probably a casino hooker.

>>85058448
he is going to headbutt him like Zidane

>>85058459
No. You are not allowed to question anything about the president. Ignore the FAKE NEWS!!! Are you tired of winning yet???

>>85058468
>true
from msm
not true anymore

he at least did not sign the climate change crap

>>85058471
ABC had a 12+ Dem sample in their last poll. How can that not be rigged? Think and read for a second. lol

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>>85058450
>Kekistani fellows
Kill yourself

>>85058474
Janeys back story

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=d1nywcksid4

>>85058471
The idea is that these polls being fed to everyone should be taken with a grain of salt

>>85058474
I feel like he probably looked more like Cooper before though and just let it waste away.

So it's confirmed that Richard is Audrey's son

>>85058448
Pretty sure they were setting up a reason for Johnny to be the person who BTFO Richard.

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>>85058491

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Trumpcucks? In my /tpg/? It's more likely than you think!

>>85058204
>>85058246
>>85058276
>>85058294
>>85058387
Stick to your fox news propaganda safe spaces kiddos. You won't make it in the real world.

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>>85058571

>>85058540
Lower your voice this instant.

>>85058571
nah, nothing happened in this episode

>>85057957

What's with the TP Doctor Who comparisons?

>>85058584
Who gives better rides, Jade or Janey-E?

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>>85058450
>kekistani fellows

>>85058592

That pic explains everything.

>>85058634
general wars

le offtopiquè pöst

Not gonna lie, former Lynch fan here. This is fucking hilarious watching Lynch crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the ratings.

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new thread soon, can get back on topic

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>>85055716
DUMBLAND is canon

>>85058584
>Only giving one ride

Dougie needs two

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>>85058450

>>85058448
Don't speak too fast. He might have a good enough memory to beat him up in a later episode. Lynch is winding up the hate for that Richard and Chad so that when they get what's coming to them, people will cheer. Since they're family after all, it's possible that Johnny will see him again in one of the remaining episodes and beat him up.
It was very sad to see him strapped helpless in the chair this ep, but I still liked that he kept moving his legs like a dreaming dog. He really wanted to go fast and catch the bad guy.

>redditors start shitting up a thread making it about DROMALDF DRUMF again
whats new. I guess the GoT thread is out of discussion already.

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>>85058592
have a shekel, thanks

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>>85058584

>>85058547
>ABC
Literally fuck off. Stop trying to equate election polls to approval ratings.

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>>85058387
>Just like how he had a 98% chance of winning from all those polls pre-election.
lrn2 statistics retard

I REALLY hated this episode. Anytime Richard is on the screen the show is miserable. He is a terrible actor and his character just seems to have the job of doing the most edgiest thing possible. Its insufferable. I honestly started just skipping through scenes that he is in. This was one of the worst episodes of the season so far, tied with the one with the kid dying

>>85058204
>>85058153
>>85058294
>>85058276
>>85058397
can you faggots fuck off? no one wants to see you fucking retards bicker like morons.

>>85058671
christ i didn't see the teeth thef irst time

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>>85055716

>tfw missed the east coast weebcrew stream and can't find a reliable west coast stream, FUCKING SHITTY GAME OF THRONES making me miss Twin Peaks

>>85058671
I like the three chips cookies which echo the face motif.

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>>85058727

>>85058668
This please. I understand that a lot of you guys have a...intense devotion to the current president, but let's stay on topic. We just had a new episode. Don't waste time arguing about an old man with Alzheimer's that won't last a full term.

>>85058726
You just don't get it yet. Neither do I though.

>>85058584
muh dick

>>85058740
tfw its been out to dl for over 50mins now

kys GoT pleb

>>85058727
/pol/ has leaked into /tv/ past the point of no return. I miss old /tv/.

>>85058740
It was a shit episode anyways

>>85058802
>It was a shit episode anyways
Wrong!

>>85058647
Jade definitely. She's thiccer, so it feels better.

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>>85058792

>>85058826
she's also literally a prostitute so i'd imagine she's pretty good with a dick

>>85058792
Man it's getting to the point where you can't bring up a divisive opinion in public anymore without starting an argument

>>85058690
Are you retarded? Nu/pol/ started this shit
>based kekistani screenshots twitter post and posts it here
>hahaha libcucks amirite xD
>(((Steinberg))) /pol/ was right again lmao

>>85055786
RIIIING

>>85058837
>not jumping out of engine oil pool
>not the arm tree

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>>85058671
THE SHIT ITTA COME OUTTA MY ASS

>>85058792
>L O S T threads never ever again
just fucking kill me famalam

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>>85058916

>>85058941
>>85058941
>>85058941

>>85058852
the poltard just posted a retarded image. All the redditors started feeling uncomfortable, getting the shakes (because of their crippling anxiety you know) and refuted the only way they know how to. By ruining a perfectly fine thread.

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https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/rebekahdelrio/rebekah-del-rio-love-hurts-love-heals-album-projec
>I have not made a record for 6 years as my son was ill since 2004. Sadly, in 2009, my only child, Phillip, passed away from a long battle with cancer. He was and will always be my inspiration. We went through it all together. He grew so much spiritually during his illness. He came to truly understand love and pain like no man I've ever known. As I am trying to wrap my mind around my life without my beloved Phillip, I have decided to take his advise and continue on with my destiny. He said "Be Happy Momma" and singing is what makes me most happy. 2009 was the saddest year of my life, 2010 a year of change and the beginning of healing and 2011.. the year to share my music. 11:11

>Well, I didn't tape him, eh, you never know what's happening when you see that the Obama administration or perhaps, longer than that, was doing all of this unmasking and surveillance and you read all about it and I've been reading about it for the last couple of months about the seriousness of the... and the horrible situation with surveillance all over the place and you've been hearing the word 'unmasking', a word you probably never heard before. So you never know what's out there, but I didn't tape and I don't have any tape and I didn't tape, but when he found out that I -you know- that there may be tapes out there, whether it's governmental tapes or anything else, who knows? I think his story may have changed, i mean, you'll have to take a look at that, because then he'll have to tell what actually took place at the events and my story didn't change, my story was always a straight story, my story was always the truth, but you'll have to determine for yourself whether or not his story changed but I did not tape."
It's not too late to realize we have ANOTHER old man suffering from dementia in the White House...when will this exploitation of the elderly and infirm ever end bros??!

>>85058852
You're aware Twin Peaks is implicitly white nationalist, right?

>>85058984
i fuckin called it >>85056437

Add the Dougiefucking to that Lynch's pedolist. Coop is mentally a toddler and Janey acts like she can't see it. She's using him and he doesn't know what the fuck is going on.

>>85059022
You know Lynch is making fun of you triggered bitches with the Jacoby rants right?

Also Lynch has had feminist undertones in his films since at least Blue Velvet.

>>85059022
>implicitly white nationalist, right?
When did this become Internet slang for "bitter frustrated virgin"?

>>85058399
I think they did.
I actually think it sounds better with the slight autotune.

>>85059112
the Jacoby rants are 100% Frost masturbation

>>85059112
>feminist undertones
Kek

>>85055899
The tree striking just the right balance between flattery and insult, plus casting another dwarf in another role was probably enough so no.

>>85058671
Dumbland has been canon ever since the protagonist touched the broken light bulb and went to the doctor.

Tfw could have shitposted about it episodes ago but too old and lazy to do.

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Go from horrible murder to horrible domestic abuse with snot to... Why is she dressed like this? Why did she wake up and do her hair and got dressed like a beauty pageant entrant, while a guy ignores her? And she smacks the shit out of him to get a fly, what looney toons shit is this? After murder and hitting your women?

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me on the right, twin peaks on the left