/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

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AN SHE SAY SHE A VIIIRGIN

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>>85035289
BITCH

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>>85035255
>watch twin peaks years ago as a normie
>wow, all the guys are fucking weirdos

>rewatch twin peaks now
>FUCK ALL THESE WHORES LUCY HOW COULD YOU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. (Pic is evil Cooper)
Listen https://youtu.be/pXth84G7dkM

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>>85035357
SHUTTHEFUCKUUUUUP

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How come she's not married at 50 years old, /tpg/? Isn't it a bit strange for an attractive woman to be alone and single, a lonely spinster who has literally no one to care about her?

>tfw power went out at my home so won't be able to watch the episode tonight
hold me

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david lunch lol

>>85035548
Just watch it on your telephone.

COOPER FLEW THE COOP

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>>85035428
>>85035357
>>85035289
Truly an age of Zanekino

>>85035534
when ur alone at 50 maybe you'll finally understand

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Madchen

>>85035534
She was married before so something probably happened and now she's got Neutropenia. Maybe she hasn't married again because she just wants to spend time with her son, who knows?

>>85035639
I want her to be my mommy gf.

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CUTE!

>>85035575
A FUCKING TELEPHONE?

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Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Living In A Box recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets out of the box. (Pic is Cooper)
Listen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guBsPkUkPQg

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>>85035695

>>85035289
>>85035357
>>85035428

The Roadhouse is proud to welcome...
The Juicy J!

Laura is the cute one

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Quadruple CUTE!!!!

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*blocks your path*

If you change some letters around and also remove some, Mark Frost becomes an anagram for God.

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>>85035800

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>>85035800

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>>85035832

FUCKHORN, SOUTH DAKOTA

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>>85035851
>>85035857

>>85035421
I believe that. https://consequenceofsound.net/2016/08/eddie-vedder-contributes-new-song-to-david-lynchs-twin-peaks-revival/

>>85035255
I ALMOST FORGOT THAT THERE WAS MORE TWIN PEAKS TONIGHT!!!

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>>85035903

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would Sarah be your pub pal girl?

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/tpg/ is in a very judy mood today

>>85035874
THE GARMONBOZIA, DAHNALD

>>85035255
Europe here, when are the shows airing?

>>85035928
ONLY 7 HOURS LEFT BOYS

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>>85035957
WAH?

imagine going to the bathroom and then suddenly David Bowie appears in front of you while your pants are down and he screams haha wow just image that wouldn't it be crazy

>>85035894
COOPERS FUCKED THE COOP!

>Show peaks in season 1
>Dips in season 2
>Peaks again in season 3
Did Lynch plan this?

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First for dreamboat

>>85036003
https://youtu.be/DEKkOXCsMMk

>>85036013
what do you think he would smell like haha just for laughs haha

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>>85036013
My reaction would be the same as Ayudaman.

APOLOGIES IN ADVANCE FOR ALBERT

>>85036013
Ha, ha! I gotta agree: it would be VERY crazy.

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>>85035857

>>85036013
I wonder what Bob's eggs smell like haha

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>>85036191

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>>85036074
thanks for the image!

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>>85036074
>Audrey Horne
>deceased

Well done Gabriel, well done.
HOWEVER

>>85035903
WE ARE NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT JUDY

This is where we MEME, /tpg/!

>>85036001
CAR SICK

>>85036250
>>85036238
the image is from 1995 internet

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>>85035954


> tfw your husband raped and murdered your daughter and killed your niece and the FBI blames ghosts then runs off on a crime spree

>>85036258
My China girls sez sshh

>less than 5 hours
who ready for some Johnny kinó?

>>85036315
this songs mention marlon brando

Got a meme?

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>>85036297

>>85036326
>inb4 1956 episode

>>85035730
I love the fact the first section on Living In a Box's wiki page is
>Formation and Split Up

>>85036358
at home drawing pictures...

>>85035565
LUNCHED

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>>85035986

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>>85036326
>>85035999
who to believe ?

>>85036369
I will literally hang myself if that happens.

>>85036315
when bowie performed it live, it was racist af. classic bowie
>oh baby jut you shuh yo mowth

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is lana a wich?

>>85035289
I believe Audrey was a virgin about as much as I believe I'm not one.

>>85036462
no she is stuck in a vhs tape and cant get out

>>85036416
4 missoulas and 50 montanas until the next scooby diving adventure
http://welcometotwinpeaks.com/countdown/

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>>85036493

>>85036370
>The band's drummer, Anthony "Tich" Critchlow and keyboardist/synthesizer player, Marcus Charles Vere temporarily retired from the music industry after the band split. Tich runs his own company providing bespoke illumination and lighting installations.

>After a brief break, Vere changed direction and produced an award-winning series of educational DVDs called Here Comes A ...! for pre-school aged children; topics include live action films about tractors, diggers, trains and fire engines.

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>>85036074
Heeeeere's Johnny

>>85035730
>Cause I know what's going on in my own mind
Is he talking about coop being trapped in Dougie!!

Tonight's episode will be better than 8. You guys will love it. My dad works at David Lynch.

>>85036326
>>85036418
I have this theory: Dougie meets Johnny at some point and they solve a case together.

>>85036462
she was an assassin sent by Majestic 12 to tie up a prominent loose end

>>85036492
Porn Star, then?

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>>85036540
YOU'RE GOING BACK
TO TWIN PEAKS
WASHINGTOOOON

>>85036416
it's actually 16 hours

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R-Reminder that D... DOCTOR WHO is a bette... is a b-better sh... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>85036261

>>85036551
every episode has been better than 8 lol
>inb4 people pretend it was never-before-seen high art
it was good but not better than actual episodes

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>>85036612
new Doctor is hotter than any tp cutey

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JUDY DEATH WHEN?

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Press F to pay respects
F

>>85036540
Missoula urself my man

>>85036606
Smelling her basically turns you into Frank Booth.

>>85036658
F

best birb ;_;7

>>85036658

I want to FUCK that bird.

>>85036074
This makes Tojemura look like a lodge spirit

>>85036658

/ourbird/

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>>85036658
DPgeoi press f

>Jack Parons blows himself up while making "fulminated mercury" (no one calls it that anymore other than Vince Gilligan fanboys, it's mercury fulminate)
>he blows off half his face, stands up, and straightens his tie
>I fucked Ted

>>85036643
Nah it already changed the face of television. It's revolutionary. The next big art movement is here.

>>85036658
how do u no bird is dead?!

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>>85036336
Really? Ok, let me check that out.

>>85036737
>HEY NOW
>YOU'RE AN AUTEUR

>>85035255
is season 3 as soap opera-tier as season 2

>>85036658
Fun fact. That bird actually died shortly after filming. Lynch needed to use it's carcass for a prop.

>Part 10 - Laura is the one.

What did they mean by this?

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Mahogany

>>85036757
most bird don't live 25+ gyros

>>85036650

HAVE A SAD CUM DOUGIE

>>85036829
this one might be special

>>85036831
Kek

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>>85036829

>>85036804
>literally a chosen one plot
Is Lynch a hack?

Trying to watch Inland Empire before this new episode but its not available to buy or rent anywhere online... Where do people watch it?

>>85036212
>nicest guy you know
and
>TWISTED FUCKING PSYCHOPATH

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>>85036831
I BREAK MIRRORS WITH MY FACE IN THE UNITED STATES

>>85036804
Twin Peaks is in the Matrix.

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Has anyone seen that guy from the early threads who said he was going to slam heroin every time Twin Peaks aired? Somewhat concerned.

I NEED TO BRUSH MY TEETH

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>>85036381
Friendly reminder that Pearl Jam is confirmed.

>>85036870
Oui

So, who's playing the Roadhouse tonight, lads? Let's get those predictions going.

>>85036902
most of us plan to kill ourselves after the season ends

>>85036902

I do as much oxy as I can get my hands on every episode.

>>85036935
These guys are https://youtu.be/GMuScOv79fc

>>85036935
I'm not a hipster so I don't know any shitty indie bands.

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>>85036790
Guess

>>85036957
NOOOOOO WAIT UNTIL THE FINAL DOSSIER

>>85036975

Yeah, those hipster bands like THE Nine Inch Nails.

>>85036757
It's not. Lynch actually went back and found the original bird to use it in the finale.

the bird is the key

>>85036935
SAM STANLEY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7lUCghDJ7w

>>85037004
They're not indie but at least they're shitty

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>>85036658
what is the origin story behind the bird.

Was it just a random bird in someones backyard they took a pic off

I feel /ourbird/ deserves its story being told.

>>85036969
are opiates good for watching stuff/vidya?
never done em and never will, just wondering if it's considered an "enhancer" like dabs or hallucinogens

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>>85036957
fuck is wrong with yall, theres too many good things in life

pic re4lated

>>85036935
Confirmed are
>The Veils
>Rebekah del Rio
>Eddie Vedder
>Julee Cruise

>>85037049
Drugs are degenerate

>>85037025
WHY ARE WE HERE

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>>85037049
absolutely but it's a slippery slippery slope anon

>>85037085
clearly you're not the anon I was replying to, Captain Autism. Try not to get triggered so easily.

>>85037021
wow

i'm of the opinion that lynch is a hack but i'm having second thoughts about that now!

>>85037085
wtf i hate drugs now

>>85037108
frankie is gay

>>85037025
I saw him playing outlaw country on PBS in the middle of the night. Give the boy a gig.

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>>85036935

>>85036935
Balthazar Getty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYY0nFU1vkk

>>85037084
We already know Eddie Vedder is on the finale, but when is Julee Cruise showing up?

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>>85037108

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What was your favorite part of episode 10?

>>85037108
Imagine it was you being that close near her haha can you imagine that

>>85037108
>absolutely but it's a slippery slippery slope anon
I'm pretty prone to addiction anyway so I'll steer clear and stick to fat shatter dabs tonight

Just was curious is all. I've never asked any of my friends in recovery if smack was something that goes well with movies/tv

>>85037108
that picture is CUTE!

>>85037128
Yes, on a forum such as this, you can only reply to one person at a time. No one else is allowed to speak. That makes perfect sense.

>>85037222
Dat shaved unibrow

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>>85037246
But is it cuter than pic related?

>>85037210
Duel Spires was so comfy

>>85035534
She is so pretty. I've never seen a more beautiful smile.

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>>85037204
nice
>>85037226
probably for the best anon, opiates are hard as fuck to kick if you lack perfect courage

>>85037157
That's just his cover. Lynch caught him raping on camera and wrote him into the show to help him out.

Can you imagine how Twin Peaks: The Return would never happen if Kyle MacLaughin had male pattern baldness?

Lynch wouldn't even bother.

>>85037049
Only if you do it every day and then do extra for Twin Peaks. Have to become physically addicted to the show.

>>85037365
Oh hell god baby damn no

>>85037085
But you know what's the deal with drugs? Drugs are also gay.

why another hiatus? What happened this time?

>>85037365
Do you think Lynch would have recast the role? Is it even possible to see any other actor as Cooper?

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>>85037417
chipping is the only real way to do this and not end up a penniless fiend behind winkies scaring people for hashbrowns and quarters

>>85037365
m8 kyle's already worn two wigs and dyed his real hair for the show, if he was a slaphead they'd just wig him as well and ngaf

>>85037503
Cooper maybe, but nobody else could take on the role of Dougie with such finesse

>>85037276
mmm yes it's always worth butting into a conversation just to spew memes like a greasy mouthbreathing virgin

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>>85037499
WHAT

WHAT THE FUCK YOU ON ABOUT ANON

>>85037365
>>85037516
The bigger question is what if he was fat as fuck? I guess they could just fix that with exercise but who knows. Or what if he became a plastic surgery monster like LFB.

Imagine if you got a heart attack just as you sat down to watch the next episode haha just kidding

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>>85037557
he's cruisin for a rusin brother fear not

how will Lynch disappoint normies at the end of the series?
Will he not reveal the mystery?
Will he just make it incoherent, but solvable, if you put your mind to it?
Will he destroy every copy of the final two episodes, before they air, then kill himself before Showtime sue him?

>>85037565
>Or what if he became a plastic surgery monster like LFB.
that would be no issue. current LFB would be right at home in TPS3 to be honest, just maybe not as Donna...

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>>85037541
dogie hapy

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>>85037580
phew

NOIDED

>>85036045
That's a pretty good song

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Anyone want me to grab them some creamed corn?

>>85037557

Tonight's episode is delayed for a week due to federal regulation on how much pure cinema can air on a single night. I mean when you have great shows like Game of Thrones airing mediocre trash like Twin Peaks has to take a back seat. #I'mWithDanerys

>>85037586
Ends like The Sopranos, how triggered would the normies be? Hell, they already stole the Dougie storyline from the Sopranos. Just stretched it to 9+ episodes.

>>85037565
Didn't you see FWWM? He was a fat fuck in that, but tbqh, it suited Cooper.

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>>85037664
>mfw normies ask me if im watch game of plebs tonight

>>85037619
She could play Ike the Spike's dad.

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>>85037704

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>>85037704

>>85037506
No idea what "chipping" is but I assume it's sticking things up your ass so no thanks

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>>85037726
>fat

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TOGETHER FORCUTE

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>>85037841
it means doing as little as possible to retain a low tolerance and/or live with as little desire as possible to completely fuck your life up to chase dope

>>85037857
Watch the Jeffries scenes when he's in Philadelphia. He definitely looks like he's put on weight in addition to having hair that looks like it was drawn on by a crayon.

>>85037049

They make me much more motivated and emotional with mass euphoria, but like everyone says do not do them. Opiate withdrawals are some bad shit.

>>85037742
>So your the mysterious Mike the Man, if I take off that variety jacket will you die.

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>>85037704

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>>85037921
WATCH IT BOBBY

>>85038009

THE THREAD WILL BE PRUNED MR. OP

>>85037914
I said fat fuck not slightly heavier. He looks completely fine throughout all of FWWM.

>>85037932
I could have done without this scene. Don't like politics being shoved down my throat. I am not a bad person for hating Trannies.

>>85035695
Tom is Beverly's husband. Maybe something supernatural or related to nukes is how he got his cancer? With Judy?

>>85038076
t. lanklet

>>85038155
why are other people so cringy?

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>>85038155
>FB_IMG
>calling others normies

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>It's a Johnny shows Audrey his sonic oc's episode

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>>85035255
10 minutes in Trent talks about the show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVJKKApwbsc

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>>85038155
>tfw Dennis Hopper wanted to play Frank because he was literally him

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four hours to go for real special agents

>>85036879
It's on most torrent sites I think. I got it on Rutracker.

>>85038277
Fucking GOT ruining everything

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>>85035255
OC

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>>85038325

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>>85038317
how? are you a third worlder? if so and got has shit on your evening, you have my legit sympathies anon

>>85037914
>in addition to having hair that looks like it was drawn on by a crayon.
that's the only scene his hair is off. It looks fine in all the other scenes

>>85038325
what was his fucking problem

>>85038325
Harold did nothing wrong

>>85038131
It was comedy, Anon

>Danise with a five o'clock shadow, biceps bulging out of her sleeves, deep ass voice with no attempts to sound feminine

How was it not funny?

>>85038381
Can I even buy showtime in Germanistan? Is it even worth buying just for Twin Peaks?

>>85038440
I never thought of it like that honetsly.

>>85038131
You either change you heart or die if you want to work in the bureau anon.

Who sky Atlantic here?

>>85038325
reminder that Laura raped him

>>85037210
WHERE the fuck is this from? That's grown-up Bobby.

>>85038444
i don't know but yes absolutely it is because if you can you get a free trial and the knowledge that you're supporting great things by paying the low as fuck entry fee of $10 a month for 18 literally unadulterated hours of pure david heroin

beyond retarded region restrictions, there's absolutely no reason not to

>>85038522
I'd hate it of Laura raped me haha

>>85038561
ikr i'd fucking hang myself haha

>>85038543
An episode of Psych parodying Twin Peaks.

>>85037711
I'm already starting to believe that the entire season will be Dopplecoop vs Coop and Coop won't return to Twin Peaks until the final 3 episodes
I can't escape the thought that Lynch actively sought out a place for Twin Peaks where the entire season wouldn't be available via streaming straight away, just so people would suffer

>>85038628
The death of laura palmer isn't a funny joke.

Why do that to bobby?

>>85037906
But Grand Theft Auto The Fifth told me that's "baby dosing"

>>85038628
wow, that was a disappointing answer

>>85038561
yeah just imagine her being all over you haha it would be awful and you would be all like wow Laura please get off but she wouldn't listen and just keep going and you wouldn't be able to do anything because hurting her would make you feel awful so you just lie there and wait for it to be over but then you'd see in her face that something wasn't right and you'd hold her close in a tight hug haha just imagine comforting her when she's feeling not so good wow someone open a window this heat is killing me haha

>>85038734
word? i'm sure it has plenty of names, but in my locale it's called chipping and 99% of the time doesn't work at all because it's really just someone using low dosages as an excuse to continue chasing the dragon without feeling any real repercussions right away, or the dope man told them they'd be fine as long as they chipped away and never slammed anything as a front to rope them in the first place

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>>85036831
FACE MELTER

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>>85038766
>>85038888
>>85038900
Very nice. Impressive.

good god the miss twin peaks and windom earle arc fucking sucks

>>85038487
And also Cole cringing when Denise launches into details of her personal life.
My theory is Frost wanted standardized preachy libtard scene, but Lynch put enough of a weird spin on it to somewhat redeem it. Thankfully there hasn't been any more of that shit.

you get transported into tp universe were you are an FBI agent you can't leave twin peaks nor can you get involved in the plotline or sub plotline other than that you can do what ever you want I would.
>Go to r&r dinner and have coffee and cherry pie
>Rape Shelly in the back room
>Pull over Becky in the car and blackmail her for sex and kill her bf
>Kill James and steal his bike
>Call jade and fuck her
>Go to the roadhouse and find au revouir simone
>Take them back to the hotel and rape them
>Cum on Best Donna's eyebrows

>>85038888
Could never work without a pharmaceutically-produced product with measurable potency / amount. Heroin is not heroin. Sometimes it's puro, sometimes it's carfentanyl. You can't "chip" a fake Oxycontin® pill that the Chinese made with fentanyl and W-18 and "found in an old warehouse" even though they haven't been made in 10+ years. Lots of Bozos doing those.

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>>85039029
Next time it will be someone you know.

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>>85039029
pleb

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>>85036658
Is that a sparrow?

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>>85038888

>>85039040
>Gordon Cole standing by his agents is libtard preachy

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Just fuck Europe. Grace to our communist government I can't watch Twin Peaks tonight.

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This is the water and this is the well.

Drink full, and descend.

Anyone else find twin peaks extremely /comfy/?

>>85038325
i want to sex him frankly

>>85039058
i know this anon, but they don't and it's obviously not uncommon as it's something that's entered into common parlance enough that it has several slang terms

technically you can't really chip away on anything habit forming because the very basis of the plan is forming a habit, small or otherwise

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>>85039135
that sucks, i'm sorry anon

>>85039214
Dude just go to England. Thouands of butterfaces there,

>>85039029
>and windom earle arc fucking sucks
fucking worse part is there are people that actually like that garbage. If I ever saw Kenneth Welsh in person, I'd spit in his face. Fucking hack.

>>85039292
Is there anything communists don't destroy?

>>85039181
Me. I can watch for hours and hours. I also want some damn good cherry pie.

Bowie back as Jeffries confirmed from Armenian leak

>>85039029

>hating any of Twin Peaks
>not appreciating it all for what it is

Bandwagoners, not even once.

>>85039116
Did you forget anon? Being respectful and nice to people at all is libcuck shit now.

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What season 1/2 episode is this?

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>>85039350
no

GAS THE PINKOS

>>85038766
Yeah I'd die haha.
And do you know what I'd absolutely hate

>having Donna crying into my arms about Laura and I stroke her hair and talk to her in a soothing voice and then I wipe away the tears from her cheeks and we stare deeply into each others soul and she softly leans in to kiss me and wraps her arms around me...That's would be shit haha

>>85039393
>Believing Armenians

You want to end up in the crazy house with a tranny father in law bro?

>>85039029
the only redeeming part? heather graham.

>>85039503

i hate to being anny pusy slave haha

>>85039497
>commie rioters destroy one street in Hamburg
>German Press is like: "LOL WHY U MAD BRO"
>Commies set over 900 cars on fire in France during their national holiday
>Government doesn't do jack shit
>pushes Orvellian surveillance measures
>doesn't protect out property

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>>85039029
Such a transcendent character. Never will we see his like again.

>>85036868
do you think that Wally Brando was named after that bird?
the Wally part obviously

>>85039486
Hmmm I wonder what bill would do to the girls of twin peaks

suptv is showing gameofthrones tonight. whats another site to stream tp?

>>85039503
woah anon that scenario is worse than getting blasted back to the stone age haha but seriously just imagine someone trusting you completely and being happy that you are there for them and then you are also happy that they will be there for you haha wow can you imagine just how crazy that would be

reminder that Eddie Vedder confirmed that we're getting Dougie the whole season.

>>85039694
Showtime app you cheap ass

LESS THAN 4 HOURS LEFT, LADS
>>85039694
they'll be posted here lad, don't worry. weebcrew is one of them tho.

>>85039624
Yeah I'd hate it if Shelly would use me for sexual frustration about leo haha

>>85039768
that would break my heart haha

How's the quality on /tpg/'s streams? I pay for Showtime through Amazon, and it looks like absolute ass.

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>>85039715
>we're getting Dougie the whole season
Sounds good to me

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https://www.reddit.com/r/twinpeaks/comments/6noete/no_spoilers_loved_s1s2_starting_to_hate_s3/

Looks like normie got...
*puts on sunglasses*
LYNCHEEED YEAAAAAAAAAAAAHhhhhhHH

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I read online that they had to reshoot this interview four times because Sheryl kept laughing at his appearance, even in the final take you can see her smiling here thinking about the giant empty space where his colon should be

>>85039650
You just KNOW

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Is Bretty Good airing Twin Peaks after Game of Derps?

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>>85039694
see >>85039729
for shame, that shit is chump change anon
>>85039635
>tfw your german brother is getting culturally enriched and you can't save him from the merk
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>85039712
Woah there anon I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy having someone to hold at night and having some so innocent and pure love you for who you are and can be there for each other sounds like hell to me...ha...ha

>>85039872
James Marshall is still cool

>>85039872
what

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>>85039872
Sheryl Lee is a nice lady and would NOT do such a thing!

Will Brettygood be showing Twin Peaks or Game of Thrones tonight?

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>>85039872
>He claimed he had suffered Accutane-related gastrointestinal distress so severe that it necessitated a four-month hospital stay and the surgical removal of his colon

How.. does one poop without a colon... or sit, for that matter?

>>85040012
GoT

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>>85040014
By being cool

>>85039872
Could she BE anymore /ourgal/?

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>>85036469

>>85040014
bags and cushions anon, bags and cushions
>tfw he just didn't fap enough
it could happen to any of us

>>85040048
fuck

stream where

If no one one streams tp tonight I'll murder u all irl

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>>85040014
Sometimes I just wanna poop

>>85040072

Nahh, we think james is still cool here

so brettygood and subtv will not be showing TP (they're showing GoT). Nauseaclub is kill so no info about that. Right now I know only weebcrew will be showing TP. does anyone know any other stream that we could use, just in case?

>>85039893
yeah good thing we aren't in such a boat huh haha but really just imagine how awful it would be to wake up and see a person you love with all of your heart lying there next to you and then they roll over and see you and smile so you can't help but also smile with absolute sincerity haha wow it is like taken straight out of a nightmare

>>85040171

10$ per month is too much for you?

the only reason why I stream this shit is because my internet goes fucking down a lot, and at least if it goes down when I'm watching it live, I'm not fucking paying for it. Fuck AT&T and fuck them for basically owning my area.

>>85039350
p-piracy?

>>85040206
>Nauseaclub
what happened?

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>>85040206
>>85040171
>>85040012

Stop bitching about streams you morons and either:

1. pay for showtime (if you're in a showtime country)
or
2. wait for the fucking scene releases or torrents like the rest of us

NEW

>>85040319
>>85040319
>>85040319

>>85040171
If you want to see it that bad you could always get a free months subscription to Hulu and just cancel it before the month is over

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>>85040171
>tfw air a private stream regularly for people who cannot into $10 a month for whatever reason
>>85040253
my situation is similar but i still pay because lynch deserves it, especially now we're 10 episodes deep and the passion is clear as hell

>>85040171
Now you listen to me Anon. While I will admit to a certain cynicism, the fact is that I am a naysayer and hatchetman in the fight against violence. I pride myself in taking a punch and I'll gladly take another because I choose to live my life in the company of Gandhi and King. My concerns are global. I reject absolutely revenge, aggression, and retaliation. The foundation of such a method... is love. I love you Anon

>>85040308
dunno, the site is working, but no one is streaming and I can still see a post I made there last week meaning nothing has streamed in the meanwhile.

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>>85039892
>Tfw can't vote for Merkel because of surveillance and lax immigration policy
>Tfw can't vote for Schulz because Social Democrats have lied to poor people for generations and laissez fair immigration policy
>Tfw can't vote for Greens because of post-modernism
>Tfw can't vote for Liberal Party because of absolutely no agenda whatsoever
>Tfw can't vote for non-nazis because of no economic policy
I guess I'll be voting for the satirists. effectively wasting my vote. All I wanted was statesmanship.

>>85039650
>>85040171
We will stream Twin Peaks on bretty good

>>85040298
Well gthanks to GoT, the pirates are indisposed.

>>85040420
It will be right after GoT

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>>85040231
God what are nightmare haha like being with someone you love with all your heart and no matter what you'll never wake up next to her and see her smile while she curls under your arm in bed in the morning reading the morning newspaper and have our kids jump on the bed god what a fucking nightmare haha.

>>85036402
What's the third mountain under the twin peaks? Is it the black lodge?

>>85040420
But bg is ded...

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>>85040538
haha yeah just imagining the horror of the thought is making me order rope from the hardware store wow it sure is good to not be the victim of unconditional love haha

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>ywn cum on Best Donna's eyebrows

Why live

>>85040320
I want to wait until I can just stream it non-live but I'm impatient as fuck and always up to nothing sunday nights

>>85039872
Yeah well he was laughing on the inside about her Lukeimia

>>85040655
Yeah me too, it's a good job I don't let people in and shut everyone out how would ever love out of years of rejection and humiliation dodge a bullet there haha

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A man's attitude … a man's attitude goes some ways, the way his life will be. Is that something you might agree with?

>>85040873
That was so strange cause that (you) is me but some one else took the screenshot and it said it was them?

>>85040572
it's the lodge. being only one triangle is a clue towards the fact that there is truly only one lodge.

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>>85040860
haha yeah imagine if someone came around and actually loved us that would be totally crazy
Hang in there, anon

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>>85041074
You too old friend

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>>85041216