/got/ General

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will bran ever have a nude scene?

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>>85024832
First for frogfu

>>85024880
that bothers me a lot

“I looked for you in the /cel/ discussion thread,” Stannismod said to them.

“We were not there,” Ser Firefu answered.

“Woe to Moot if we had been,” said Ser Buttslut.

“When the General was deleted, the mods slew your waifus with a golden banhammer, and I wondered where you were.”

“Far away,” Ser Firefu said, “or we'd still be posting, and our false brother would burn in seven 404's.”

“I came down on /got/ to lift the siege,” Stannismod told them, “and the Lords CLEGANEBOWL and Eurio dipped their banners, and all their knights bent the knee to pledge us fealty. I was certain you would be among them.”

“Our knees do not bend easily,” said Ser Frogfu.

“Ser Rickonbro is fled to /y/, with that boy he swears he didn't molest. I thought you might have sailed with him.”

“Ser Rickonbro is a shitposter and true,” said Ser Buttslut.

“But not of the Waifuguard,” Ser Firefu pointed out. “The Waifuguard does not flee.”

“Then or now,” said Ser Frogfu. He donned his helm.

“We swore a vow,” explained old Ser Firefu.

Stannismod's janitors moved up beside him, with shadow banhammers in hand. They were seven against three.

“And now it begins,” said Ser Frogfu, the Sword of Firsts. He unsheathed Ellie_shopping.gif and held it with both hands. Her skin was pale as milkglass, alive with light.

“No,” Stannismod said with sadness in his voice. “Now it ends.”

what was Ned's first mistake?

>>85024880
This picture is so stupid

Didn't Barristan die after winning a 17v1 fight

So now that its confirmed Young Griff isnt Aegon who actually is he?

>>85024987
Against bandits in masks, that should have been a cakewak

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>>85024880

>>85024984

Marrying a Tully

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Who's ready for /ourguy/ to come back?

>>85024909
This dyke ""nerd"" bitch again. Dude nobody cares about that side quest kid shit

And when does the season start? Has it already begun?

>>85024987
Against unarmoured untrained aristocrat terrorists who until then had never done a days' exercise in their lives for all we know

I think people more have a problem with killing off Selmy at all when the books make it clear that he does have a purpose even in old age.

>>85025004
Illirio's son with his Blackfyre wife.

>>85025137
answer me

>>85025004
Sauce? Don't think it matters who he is either ways but he'll still be a parallel to Jon if/when he's revealed as targ.

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>>85025077
What? is there a real possibility?

>>85024153
Because in the books, Ned's horse falls on him and breaks his leg before the fight even starts (seriously thats what happens) GRRM said that he did it that way because he didnt want to make Ned look like a chump because he would be BTFO by jaime
>>85024453
>lose to him
Jaime was clearly toying with him effortlessly, and a lannister soldier attacked ned from behind just as jaime started to take the fight seriously. how the fuck did he "lose to ned"
>>85024509
no you dimwit, GRRM has said pre-amputation Jaime in his prime was the greatest swordsman to ever live
>>85024809
she didnt beat him, he was chained in both hands and fought her to a virtual standstill and got momentarily distracted
Have you people even read the books? have you even seen the show? why are you even here, if you know so little and have all the details mixed up

>>85024968

Only thing I'm missing is what is /cel/

>>85024984

Fathering Jon Snow

So Im guessing the brettygood stream is going to be lagy as shit as it is every year

Never seen any GoT before lads, am I good to jump in with the new series tonight?

>>85024888
I hope so.
does he have a big cock

>>85025206
A thread for autists to salivate over the feet of underage actresses

>>85025279
absolutely not

>>85025273
Probably, I am surprised that for the past 4 years it's been pretty shitty

>>85025279
it will probably be a clusterfuck for you

>>85025194
>have you even seen the show?
>Jaime in show says he could never be as good as Barristan
>GRRM has said pre-amputation Jaime in his prime was the greatest swordsman to ever live

>>85025023

Guy was old though. Several years have passed since his boast in the Throne room about slicing like cake

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>>85024984
Tully

>>85025326
huge if that picture of him in sweatpants is any indication

>>85024880
>what is assymetric warfare

Yeah, because a counter-riposte and fancy sword moves with a longsword would be really freaking useful in a narrow with literally over a dozen men with daggers attacking at once. People like you probably are too stupid and are exasperated by how the USA got into a quagmire in Vietnam despite having tanks and planes and special forces

>>85025023
no matter how good a swordman you are as soon as there's enough people to surround you, you are fucked

selmy also had a bus pass so ya

>>85025417
P O S T
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>>85025419
>burgers bringing up vietnam again
pottery

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>>85023276
>All that normie cancer in The Mannis War room

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>tfw even if Winds of Winter does come out it will take me a full and complete reread to remember all the shit that's going on, and I don't have the time and patience for that in my day to day life

>>85025279
Yeah, DnD are hacks and have completely lost the plot. All of the subtlety and conspiracy are long gone. Just le chosen good guys vs le cartoonishly evil bad guys.

>>85025364
>using the show as a measure of battle skill

According to the show, Stannis is the God-tier warrior of all warriors. I'll believe what the GRRM said over them. Also, Ive read in AFFC, Jaime is thinking of who couldve beaten him pre-amputation, and he thinks PROBABLY Prime Bobby B, one of the Cleganes or a young Barristan Selmy. None of that amounts to "Selmy is better than Prime Jaime"

>>85025194

Incorrect. GRRM said that the whole GOAT swordsman debate comes down to Selmy and Arthur Dayne, and it all depends on whether or not Dayne has Dawn.

rank the remaining fighters in the show in the CURRENT STATE

>Bronn
>Jon Snow
>Yara or The Hound

there aren't actually that many left

>>85025023
>that should have been a cakewak
>over a dozen against one guy

Fuck, by your logic, an unsrmed navy seal should easily beat up 20 unarmed tyrones in a street fight at once

>>85025206

Lurk moar

>>85025566
>>85025598
GRRM is also a bit silly sometimes, and claims shit like 'Jaime with his hand would beat Aragorn in a duel,' despite Aragorn being a supernatural being who's 6'6 and has been training for 70 years, his race's lifespan being like 300 and he's in its prime of like 90 years old.

He's got some strange ideas sometimes.

>>85025364
just because jaime said it doesnt make it true

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>>85025502
>tfw Stannis resurrects through sheer force of rage

>>85025632
How about you tell me when the season starts first

>>85025666
Gurkhas do that shit all the time, 1 vs 100 with just a kukri and burning Nepalese fury

>>85025718
tonight

what even happened in last episode

>>85025632

Yara? What?


>forgetting Beric, the Mountain and Arya

>>85025632
Jon Snow is quite high tier.

Tormund is nigh undefeated.

Bronn is top tier but would probably get rekt by Tormund.

Daario is good tier but would lose against Jon or Bronn I reckon

other than that, who do we have? Stronk womyn who would only win for progressive reasons?

Jorah's a great character but nothing suggests he's that insane a fighter, just better than average in the show's universe.

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Why couldn't Renly just support the rightful heir? He wouldn't have died and noone could have matched their strength, not even the Starks

Reminder that even outnumbered, masters should still put up a good fight instead of dying like a dog.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgKg0Hc7YIA

>>85025818
Pride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall.

I forget, does the bearded priest of Norvos bodyguard appear in the show? The one with the axe, bodyguard to Doran

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>>85025475

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58th for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.

>>85025880
I think his show counterpart is that big black guy that's always with Doran

>>85025797
totally forgot about Tormund, happy to bump Yara for him

Daario too smug to win a 1v1 against someone highly skilled, he's an assassin not a fighter

Jorah chucks a mean spear but with age/greyscale he gets beaten

So Season 7 does start today, right?

Why is there so little hype about it?

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>>85025194
>“No one can fault Lannister on his courage,” Glover said. “When he saw that he was lost, he rallied his retainers and fought his way up to the valley, hoping to reach Lord Robb and cut him down. And almost did.”
>“He mislaid his sword in Eddard Karstark’s neck, after he took Torrhen’s hand off and split Daryn Hornwood’s skull open,” Robb said. “All the time he was shouting for me. If they hadn’t tried to stop him--”

In AFFC Brienne
>"Brienne remembered her fight with Jaime Lannister in the woods. It had been all that she could do to keep his blade at bay. He was weak from his imprisonment, and chained at the wrists. No knight in the Seven Kingdoms could have stood against him at his full strength, with no chains to hamper him. Jaime had done many wicked things, but the man could fight! His maiming had been monstrously cruel. It was one thing to slay a lion, another to hack his paw off and leave him broken and bewildered"

Based Jaime.

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>>85025977
Coz we already know whole plot.

>>85025977
We already know the plot

>>85025598
He never said that the debates comes down to Selmy and Dayne. He said that Jaime is one of the greatest swordsmen in the history of Westeros. And that Arthur Dayne would beat Selmy with Dawn.

When did the costumes and choreography turn to shit guys? here's a quick fight from season 1 for example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRYM6B7CTs8

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Shoutout to the LOST threads. Gone but not forgotten.

also, if you have any pictures of Juliet I'm referencing, I'd be glad to have them for completion

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>You burnt my son alive!

>My liege I ask you to execute this dwarf, he admits to the crime!

>>85025110
tongiht

I don't understand something. At the end of season 5, early s6, why didn't The nights watch men who murdered Jon snow at least hide the body before Davos and the others loyal to Jon could realize what was happening and prevented them from locking themselves inside the room with snows corpse?

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>>85025110
>And when does the season start? Has it already begun?
Get the fuck out of here lad, and don't lecture me on what people in /got/ care about ever again.

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What time is the premiere tonight?

>>85025852
why do they keep going 1v1 instead of swarming

I haven't watched since season 4, can I jump straight into this season? Is there a recap I can watch? I don't have the time to watch 5 and 6.

>>85025896
you think she took pipe that afternoon?

Stannis our lord and savior is returning this season, you read it here first

>>85025916


>making a Norvoshi black

Is it hinted in the books that he's a summer islander slave?


>we will never see Norvos in either books or show

Why live

>>85025906
stop posting this zionist cunt

>>85026095
now

>>85025818
Wouldn't have been an interesting story...

>>85025880
Areo Hotah? Hes a gigga nigga in the show but he got killed by Ellaria.

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>>85026147

>>85025194
>she didnt beat him, he was chained in both hands and fought her to a virtual standstill and got momentarily distracted
>Have you people even read the books? have you even seen the show? why are you even here, if you know so little and have all the details mixed up
would also like to add that that he had been tied to a post with no exercise at all for months.
Most of you fucks don't exercise at all but that would make a HUGE difference in a fight.

>>85024832
So where are we watching this shit tonight?

>>85026142
They made Davos' pirate friend black too, when he's supposed to be Lysene

>>85026238
tied to a post and STARVED for a year actually

>>85026095
Thnks for letting me know when it starts
Someone who didn't know himself had to tell me and he's clueless as well

I can't wait to watch this and trigger /tv/'s autism. If it sucks I'm gonna force myself to like it just to piss all of you off

Will the first 4 episodes get leaked again? That was a fun time.

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>>85025981
Fucking Jaime is so sexy.

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Will he make House Baratheon great again?

>>85026269
keke

>>85026241
here

>>85026341
Jokes on you, it was never great

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You people still watch that garbage ? I couldn't even bring myself to finish season 6, I just watched the 1st episode.

Season 5 left such a bad taste in my month I can't even bear to slog through season 6.

>threads reaching bump limit in q couple hours

The casuals and summerfags are here

>>85026333
He dumps it all for a more bronn-esque sellsword look at the middle the series

>>85026187
>>85026147
>tfw you started the Kinvaraposting but now regret it because it really wasnt a funny meme

>>85025419
>how the USA got into a quagmire in Vietnam despite having tanks and planes and special forces
Rules of engagement is how. Guerrillas always survive by holding the population they claim to protect, hostage. When the US threw down the gloves in Operation Phoenix, and started just outright killing and torturing their way after the partisans, VC lost something like 90% of their manpower in the South and almost the war too. People often pretend guerrila warfare is some great military strategem, when it is in fact little more than a political gamble - a gamble that the enemy values the lives of your wives, children and old folks more than he values victory.

>>85026333
i'm partial to loras but ncw has those dane genes

>>85024984
>season 8 final episode
>the sun rises over Winterfell and Ned Stark wakes up in a cold sweat
>Catelyn asks him what's wrong
>"I just had the worst nightmare"
>"You're alright now. Today's a big day, Ned. Robert should arrive today."
>"You're right." Ned takes a deep breath and climbs out of bed.
>Ned goes to Bran's room and gives the boy a whole day's worth of chores to do including some much needed archery practice.
>finally, Robert arrives
>He gets Ned alone eventually.
>"I need you to come to kings landing"
>"Nope. Sorry, can't."
>roll credits

>>85026376
>my secret little club

cry me more faggot

>>85026375
coward

>>85026376
>people want to discuss the show when the show is airing

shocking

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which episode will have the best reactions from this crowd?

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>Based Ser Bon Bon will have to pick between his grandson and some girl who looks like his waifu4laifu and is also her daughter
Damn..

>>85026015
>>85026021
link?

>>85024880
>past his prime and old
>long sword in close quarters
>still kills like 15 guys alone

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>>85026401
>tfw you started the Kinvaraposting but now regret it because it really wasnt a funny meme
Fuck off m8 these are my webms and the whole retarded meme is entirely due to my autism

>>85026423
kek

>>85026268
>tied to a post and STARVED for a year actually
Fucking terrible for gains.
Only thing worse for them would be to do cardio.

I like castles.

>>85026487
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3915320/SPOILER-ALERT-Entire-plot-Game-Thrones-season-7-leaked-online-story-insane.html

Ignore the source, it's just a list of spoilers

>>85026399
All of the costume and armor went full retard around season 4. Not sure why. Jaime started wearing this weird full leather space cowboy stuff.

>>85026468
The finale

>>85026418
ah yes the gallant americans, dropping napalm on children

>>85025690
GRRM says one thing, Tolkien says another. So logically we need to make THEM fight. Who's gonna win - the war veteran British gentleman or the autistic, sexually deviant American lardass who probably got bullied a lot as a kid?

>>85026549
Sansa sex scene

>>85026418
>USA values enemy civilian lives

My grandfather served in Vietnam for years, he was a major in the airforce. He said the USAF was carpetbombing the North 24/7/365 and didnt give a fuck whether it was civilians or vietcong or priests or anything, and all the while the press in the USA was lying about it. He had nightmares about dying Vietnamese children for years, dont lecture me on how the USA only lost because of "muh morals"

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who is the best character and why is waymar royce

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>>85026502
WRONG

you may have made the webms but I started posting this slut

What was the white walkers' tax policy?

>>85026418
I keep forgetting how brainwashed some people are.

>>85026604
Now you're just delusional kiddo and this is a retarded fucking hill to die on

There are people who might be right now preparing their cameras to make stupid reaction videos.

>>85026654
Why does dany have such monkey-face

Is she an octoroon?

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The sheer quantity of reddit posts in the last couple of /got/ generals has been truly pathetic.

>w-where can I watch the show?
>Lads when does it start? Xd
>Is the season already on?
>Are the leaks confirmed? Where can I find a quick rundown?
>Who are we rooting for this season?
>Who do you think will get naked this season? lel

Go back to where you came from you mongrels.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLNFloNdJH4

>>85026546
>Gendry - last seen rowing away from Dragonstone in season three - finally makes a reappearance in King's Landing, where he is forging weapons; Davos jokes about him 'still rowing' when he finds him.
>Davos jokes about him 'still rowing' when he finds him.

Kek, D&D stealing our memes.

>>85026759
w-where can I watch the show?

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>>85026759
This general has been since at least season 3, newfag.

You only have yourself to blame for posting here.

Lads when does it start? Xd

Is Gendry confirmed for tonight?

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What's his endgame?

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40.000 men

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>>85026333
I personally am a sucker for his look in pic related, I'd cross swords with him if you catch my drift. (no homo)

>>85026241
Also wondering this

>>85026546
>Littlefinger also tries to play Arya off against her sister, using the letter Sansa wrote to Robb under duress of the Lannisters; but Sansa sees through him - with the help of Bran - and has him executed... with Arya as executioner.

lame as fuck ending desu, Littlefinger was the most intriguing character in the show

>>85026566
That is how you win a war. By killing your enemy. As I said, guerrilas play on the public back home. They put their own children on the line, gambling that you will not have the guts to kill them all to win. Sometimes it works, sometimes it does not. There is a reason why it was traditionally considered an underhanded and disgusting way to fight - because you're hiding behind the very people you are supposed to protect. And when it comes down to it, you are forcing your enemy's hand.

>>85026944
SPOILERTAGS REEEEE

>>85026884
He'll get his first period and all the other lords will laugh at him. Daenerys will take pity on him and give her hand to him to make him the true king of Westeros, but at their wedding Bronze Yonn Royce will dump pig blood on him. He'll use his telekinetic powers to massacre everybody there. It'll be the Red Wedding v. 2

>>85026944
Bane?

dunno about tonight but definitely this season

>>85026592
But it's literally why they lost. Bombing north vietnam was not what worked, what worked was going house to house, ransacking, torturing and killing family after family in order to get at the VC hiding in the south. You can always win a guerrila war as the occupying power, it only ever comes down to how far you're willing to go. As the anti-war riots (in large part sponsored by the Soviet Union and communist sympathizers back home, funnily enough) prove, not far enough.

>I would let all 40,000 men and their horses fuck you if it mean I would be king
sounds bretty hot desu

>>85026959
>invade a sovereign country on a thinly-veiled farce of a pretext
>if they dont turn face and spread cheek to insert Invader cock in ass, then they are terrorists/ saboteurs
>if they use their modest means to resist the FREEDOM tanks and fighter jets and chemical weapons and tsctical nukes, they are "cowards"
>Amerifat calls this "having his hand forced"

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>You want a GUD gurl, but you NEED da BAD POoSI

Jesus christ season 5 is so full of garbage

>>85026546
nights kings new mount
>lol

>>85026944
From another source, this happens in front of the Northern court and everyone just stays quiet.

It then cuts straight to Jaime riding to Winterfell dressed as a mercenary. He looks down at his gold hand as a single snowflake lands on it.

Winter has come.

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>>85026923
they are the bread
You are the meat

>>85024987
In the book Barry wore his armor, and did what show Jorah did when he fought the bloodrider, and fucked up a young gladiator champion.

>>85027090
He tried to fuck her that night before the wedding but Illyrio stopped him.

>>85027136
>winter is here in all our ads

>oh wait its not

oh wait now it is

>but just one snowflake

>so not really

>I guess

>??? call me maybe???

>>85027123
Tyene is best girl you pleb

>>85027109
Amerilards did have their hands somewhat forced by the hysterical post-war French who were fucking everything up beyond belief.

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FROM THE DUSTY MESA

>>85027253
bye

Reminder that Hardhome was a shit episode and emblematic of everything wrong with the adaptation.

Are the leaks even confirmed? Some people say they're too stupid even for D&D.

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>>85026815

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>tfw I survived and have not been banned and will not be banned before the season premiere

Ive been a good boy i dindu nuffin

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HER LOOMING SHADOW GROWS

>>85027303
Well the episodes aren't out yet so obviously they're not confirmed

But they're all right

Thank you uncle benjen

>>85027109
>turn face and spread cheek to insert Invader cock in ass

Based Spartacus

>>85026095
I believe it's 9 PM EST
Fuck HBO's site is a pain the ass to navigate. Also even if I had HBO I would have to wait 3 hours because I'm on the west coast? Fuck that

Thank you uncle benjen

at last we finally have become game of thrones

>>85026603
Only character in the book to have a proper fight with an Other. Same just stabbed it in the back.

>>85027090
get out you disgusting pervert

Hoe many hours until this shithole starts? Can I start drinking now?

>>85027308
t-thanks senpai

>>85025514
audiobooks anon. they quite good

>>85027458
if you have an hbo sub you can watch it at 6pm PST on HBOGO

use your cable or sat credentials to login

>>85027493
*record scratch*

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>>85025714
>Implying Stannis was ever dead in our hearts

>>85027544
>ever stopping the drinking

>>85027136
fuck d&d for going back to affc to steal that moment after bastardizing it because, it looks cool.

>>85027533
waht is an other? sorry i am very new to this series

>>85027626
zombie

>>85027285
This

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>>85025906

>>85024888
Will Isaac ever choke on my cock

>>85027336
So what are the odds that someone could blindly predict what will happen in episode 1? The leak says:

>White Walkers marching south towards the wall

>Bran crossed the Wall, meets with Edd

>>85027285
Cersei drinking water from the floor was pretty /kino/ though.

>>85027331

MODS

>>85024968
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>>85025460
>>85025797
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>>85027208
>>/r/eddit
So the spacing memes are true

>tfw cleganebowl never

>>85027763
you seem to be some sort of reddit expert, can you explain this spacing thing?

>>85027763
I've never been to reddit, I've just picked up the spacing here on 4chan.

>>85027763
>paragraphs are reddit
simply epic

>>85027744
Opening scene is Arya killing all the remaining Freys

>>85027810
It's this season, nigger. Get HYPE.

>>85027836
>paragraph shorter than two lines
Come on now.

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Where can I watch the premiere and how many hours?

>>85027810
The work continues

>>85027861
did the leaks came out after this was known or before?

LSH when?

>>85027861
WW army is a cold open. The mouthbreathing pleb could have skipped the intro. For example I have a friend who missed the Hound cold open last season.

>>85027910
Long before, months ago

>Ned tells Robert of Cersei's treason and adultery on time
>Cersei flees the court with kids and Jaime, Westerlands become almost hostile, but there's still peace
>Ned is Hand of the King, Jon is at the Night's Watch, Arya and Sansa are at the Robert's court
>several years pass by and Sansa marries Ser Loras, Arya remains stubborn and learns to fight instead
>situation at the far North remains the same, Jon becomes the Commander of the Night's Watch and is frequently given support of his family, making the NW stronger
>despite the warnings, Starks who got used to southern life are not easily persuaded by Jon of the threat Beyond the wall, not even Robb who keeps delaying his decision on the matter. This makes them grow apart
>Jon's reputation as skilled fighter and honorable Commander is known everywhere in the Realm, some even claim he's just as good as Kingslayer or Barristan in his time
>Jon misses Arya and at some point, growing very dissatisfied with his family's inaction he travels south to Robert's (new) wedding tournament. King is marrying some Martell woman
>as a masked knight, Jon wins the tournament and crowns Arya his queen of love and beauty. When he removes his mask and is revealed to be Jon and her half brother, realm is outraged and Jon gets plenty of bad rep
>Robert is upset and tells Ned the lad reminds him of Rhaegar, after which Ned warns Jon of dangers at the court, but Jon refuses to leave immidiatelly
>he eventually leaves with Arya and to save her daughter's honor, Catelyn declares to the realm she's been kidnapped
>Jon and Arya get to the Wall as lovers, convinced there's evil Beyond that needs to be foguht
>before long, Starks are forced to raise their banners and send men to Castle Black to take Arya back, even though Robb knows she went willingly
>once in Castle Black for the parley, Robb is shown some of the living dead and believes Jon, but in turn for the support army, Jon has to give up Arya which he does

>>85027874
>implying it will count
It's just not the same with zombie mountain.

>>85027891
9pm if you're an americunt

2-3am if you're an euromasterrace

where can i watch it tonight

where do i watch live??!?!?!??!?!??!!

>>85027951
>Long before, months ago
So they're wrong then, at least in this regard?

>>85028039
no?

The scene was spoiled and it's happening

>>85027818
>>85027830
I first heard about it in a /g/. Apparently you have to use double spaces or something for newlines on reddit.

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>>85027980
thanks friend. Any website I can watch it with other neets?

>>85026661
>Hey guys, I'm X and this is Y and this our reaction to game of thrones season 7 episode 1, don't forget to like and subscribe

>>85027960
Your fanfic a shit

>>85028071
* in a /g/ thread

>>85028107
>there are people who literally make money this way
Humans were a mistake.

>>85024987
I don't even mind Barristan dying to move the Mereen plot along. I think what annoys people is that he is built up then dies in his VERY FIRST FIGHT on the show while Grey Worm and Jorah get tons of badass moments. Plus the actor was a big fan of the books, like Finn Jones. Sad!

>>85027960
>In KL, Varys decides its time to prepare the ground for the arrival of his monarch of choice, he arranges Robert to be killed
>Lannisters raise their banners for Joffrey's claim, Stannis for his, Renly for his, it all goes down as it did except,
>Ned rules as the Hand and he favors Stannis
>Robb marches his army down south for Stannis' claim
>relatively easily the opposition is crushed and Stannis is put on the Iron Throne, keeping Ned as his Hand

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Suptv here

As usual we'll have 4 or so streams (still not quite sure what the arrangement will be but it will be sorted out long before the show starts). This will include an (admittedly somewhar low capacity and ~1 minute delayed) html5 channel just for the computerless among you third worlders and poor people. It won't be the main-site one, for sure, and we'll link to it on chat shortly before the start)
As usual, we're setting up the streams to give y'all more than one option and possibly some plan Bs in case a channel gets taken down (I recommend having more than one open if your internet and computer allow it), but save from extraordinary situations I do not anticipate any problems, we've been prepping for all of you all year long.
I'll come back and post more information shortly before air time

>>85027980
False mudslimes dont allow HBO anymore

>>85028261
The hero we need and deserve

>>85028261
thanks bae

We did it folks. We surived for another season premire. The hype in my blood and the return of Stannis

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>>85028261
You doin twin peaks tonight too?

what the fuck is a cleganebowl

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>Sansa and Theon wade through a half-frozen river without a change of clothes

I don't fucking care how hardassed they are, they should be dead in an hour from that shit

>>85024987
Barristan dying in that situation is totally fine it's just that with all the setup of him being the greatest fighter who ever lived it's pretty unlikely he would even get himself into that situation and even so it's just lazy writing just to move the plot along at the cost of a few seasons worth of setup.

>>85028261
The hero I need, but do not deserve

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>>85026654
top kek

31 reasons Quentyn could still be alive

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Something wrong...
I hold my head...
Stannis MY NIGGA STILL ALIVE!

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>>85028430
I'm not sure yet, waiting on the only other stream capable guy I know to show up to see if he can cover me tonight for twin peaks. I'm not home right now which complicates things, but even if I have to play it after GoT tonight rest assured in the future I will cover both

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>>85027891
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>>85028492
Please leave, Reddit.

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Clegane ?

>>85028638
he's a big hill

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>>85028587
Thanks buddy, suptv is best stream.

Don't give poorfags, eurocucks, or third world bitches a single fucking stream.

>>85028579
I burn my daughter
They call the Dread-
-fort, I did that time
And spent that bread

Why didn't Bronze Yohn Royce have bronze armor?

>>85028718
>paying

solid 1 dude

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When are you going to admit She is our Goddess and Queen and you are going to confess your love for Her, /got/?

>>85028608
(You)

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>>85028718
just renewed my HBO subscription
feels good not being a destitute shitskin or a child

>>85027874
The hound will die beyond the wall, friend. It's confirmed

>>85028718
racist much?

>>85028752
I'm not into fat chicks

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>>85028752
I can't handle her hobbit fingers and old lady hands

>>85028752
my love is only for Tyrion who will die because of your dumb bitch

>>85028752
Her head is too big for her body, obvious airbrushing

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>yfw E01S07 premieres and the "Previously On" section is full of Stannis scenes

>>85024984
Trying to bribe the goldcloaks. He should have had faith they would be dutiful to himself, since he was the Regent.

Or maybe it was changing the king's words in his final testament. Whatever Joffery's true parentage, he was designated as the heir by Robert. Ned should have stayed loyal to the throne.

Do people still use Brettygood to stream GoT? Or does /tv/ use >>85028261 now?

>>85028261
Hey, new to streaming here, what does it look like? Like, how is the quality?

>>85028812
>S6 S4 S1 S2

>>85028752
gross but i have to like her because it's the only interesting plotline right now

>>85025818
the starks probably would have not fought them or joined up with them

>>85024880
>takes down 20 people
>one gets to him
He's an old man you fucking you know what, if I could slap you i'd do it, once upside the head and the other on your ass, just to make sure I got your face you ugly bitch

>>85027144
Wew lad I would be in this gay porno and I'm not even gay

>>85026923
You've posted this before, he never had a beard like that and whore his armor. This look only exists for this picture.

>>85027581
and your OTHER Other

T W E N T Y

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>stannisfags in the year 2017

>>85028911
I fucking hate the 'Previously On' sequences. I consistently get spoiled by predicting why they're relevant. I skip through them and havent watched a single promo. Thank god I dont have to hide anymore

>>85029045
photoshop

>>85029045
Her nose turns me off so much

>>85025502
Is that spoiler legit?

>>85027549
I can't listen to Rhoy Dotrice for 70 hours a book. I simply cannot.

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>>85029122
>Branfags in the year 2017

>>85029208
thats unfortunate. I thought he did a good job. I suppose you could just read chapter by chapter recaps instead?

>>85029194
go back to the previous thread and follow the chain it will make you vomit

>>85028443
do you have the one where dany is outside the gates of qarth?

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>>85029219
Guess what stannisautist
Bran is alive

>>85028750
>being a leech

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>>85029268

So are the leaks confirmed 100% real? I haven't been paying attention to GoT since last season at all

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>>85029036

>tfw comfy threads wehre you can have a discussion are over
>this will be back in spam mode where by the time you reply to someone who quoted you, it'll be 200 posts back because people spam a hundred posts everytime something happen, good or bad

this sucks.
I like off-season autism over on-season spam.

>>85029035
Robb wanted to support Stannis but he got trusted into the whole KITN thing of he didn't pretty sure he'd be alive.

>>85028918
I was hoping on getting an ace stream , arenavision broadcasted last season but they don't seem to schedule a GoT stream now

>>85029290
thanks senpai

>>85029279
>Alive as snuh and meme girls bootlickers
hahahaha. At least Stannis is dead and cant be ruined anymore, can't say the same about Bran can we? Bye bye Meera and bye bye night king's mark plot make way for jonny snuh and Sansa

>>85029374
At least it's a shorter season than normal

>>85029374
kys

Can we expect a rolling sticky every sunday night from now on?

>Stannis is back

feels_good_man.wav

>>85029338
The books are shit. Deal with it :P

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>>85029397
Stannis is maggot feed anon get over it

>>85029388
I'm all set up for ace stream later. We'll be getting keys later, its from reddit tho

>>85029338
desu the second story line pictured is way better

>>85028261
Post now you dumbass.

>>85029445
>>Stannis is back
wat

>>85029247
Maybe, that might work. Upon googling, there are at least a couple of pretty good summaries of all the relevant information you need to know in each book.

Not a bad solution. OR I could gamble on rereading one chapter a night until I've finished the whole series, and hopefully Winds will be out by then so I won't have to crunch my brain trying to remember who Hirdak Po SJDhdgfjdbfhbuhbls is and why the fuck anyone cares about them.

Who had the worst S6 death scene between
>Areo Hotah
>Balon
>the Khals

even Roose's topped all of those.

>>85029583
wun wun's was pretty weak

>>85026333
I miss Season 1 Jaime

Any news on twow?

>>85029583
Balon's death wasn't that bad.
From a "D&D bad" standard.

>>85029583
Its a toss up between the blackfish, roose and Hotah for me.

>>85029583
Areo Hotah was pretty shit. He was built up to be a big guy only to be stabbed by a qt womanlet.

>>85029639
Last bit of news was GRRM saying he hasn't finished it. Its not going to happen anon. Let go.

I stopped watching after the Season 5 finale where that dyke bitch fucking noclipped to stannis and killed him

Is season 6 worth picking up to go into season 7? Or has the whole show gone downhill

>>85029583
Hotah or Blackfish.

>>85029639
I dont think the books will ever come out. grrm just cant be fucked, its too much of a task.

>>85029706
No.

>>85029668
>>85029708
blackfish didn't get a scene so it doesn't count :^)

>>85029583
Walder Frey's was the most bland and underwhelming to me

New thread

>>85029737

>>85029706
Alot of people agree season 5 had alot of bad parts but damn season 6 was awesome. Battle of the bastards was the best hour of tv in the history of tv, everyone here agrees, youll here no one disagree.

>>85029706
Just watch the Battle of the Bastards and the opening of episode 10. Literally the only good bits of season 6

>>85029583
Hotah and Roose. Roose's because he's supposed to be calculating and smart but just ends up BTFO by his bastard, with conscpicuously 0 guards around, unarmed and without any buildup.

>>85029706
>6

6 is terrible except for maybe the last 2 episodes. Just watch recaps or read spoiler summaries, seriously. It's hardly worth your time. The tits and arse are also shit in s6.

>>85029706
you obviously arent much of a fan if you didnt watch last season

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>>85028261
Thank you!!!

how much air time will the sand snakes get each week *hiss*

>>85029338
>If jamie ever wants to fuck his sister again,
I kek every single time

HOW MUNY MOR EHORUS

>>85030033
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>>85030033
this

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>>85025632
>>85025797

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I miss old /got/

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>>85027810
THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY YOU DUMD LITTLE WEAK
MOTHERFUCKER?!

>>85024888
I'd give my right nut for a Meera Bran /ss/ scene

>tfw it's no longer /ss/

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>>85027932
Never ever und never

>>85028163
Ser Robert Strong vs Gravedigger

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>>85028579
Captain Maario Naharis