/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

lol david lynch tricked people into paying him for making that

>Lynch literally directs a music video for Penderecki
did he just end television?

4th for absolute fucking kino

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This is the water and this is the well.
Drink full and descend.
The horse is the white of the eyes and dark within.

How did Lynch convince Showtime to air this? Does he really have a cult?

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:c

LYNCHED

and

FROSTED

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dp3BlFZWJNA

Lynched ya, fucker

>>84298569
Honest to God that was the greatest hour of television ever seen before. My only regret is that seeing it now forever ruined everything I'll ever watch after this. Nothing will compare. Seriously, I wish I could have saved this for the last hour of my life....fuck, I'm floored right now. That was incredible.

television is over lads

So everytime we thought we heard electricity it was the wings of these things?

>>84298569
I laughed my ass off somewhere near the end of the NiN concert and I think it was because I touched the abyss.

Little did I know I had seen nothing yet...

honestly the Nine Inch Nails bit was the worst part. How can anyone listen to that crap """music"""

fuck i cant wait to make some webm's from tonights ep

Television died tonight.

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P O E T R Y

Fuck this show. It's never gonna have a point is it

Was this episode the absolute pleb filter?

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RANK THE EPISODES OF THE NEW SERIES

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This is the water

>>84298634
I am actually amazed by this. Someone high up in Showtimes ladder must have loved Lynch a lot.

>>84298657
t. retard

WITNESS
YOU WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER THIS MOMENT PLEBS

>>84298569
JUDY?

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First for L Y N C H E D normies.

>this episode

later, normies!
it was nice knowin' ya!

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CROATIA IS AIRING PART 9 HOLY SHIT

>>84298587
>he goes on Reddit

>>84298678
Unquestionably.

HOLY SHIT REDDI/tv/ BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

TAKE YOUR COFFEE AND PIE SOMEWHERE ELSE, PLEBS

YOUVE BEEN
F I L T E R E D
L Y N C H E D
and F R O S T E D

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OFFSCREEN CRIMES OF DOPPLEGANGER COOPER

>Murdered Major Garland Briggs, beheaded him, raped his body, raped his head and burned his office down
>Raped Audrey Horne while she was in a coma after the bomb at the bank, first with different parts of a dog, secondly with Major Briggs' decapitated head (She had a son, Richard Horne, the guy from the bar who later runs the kid over with his truck)
>While in the hospital pissed on Pete's corpse and shit on the parts of Andrew Packard they could salvage after the bomb blast
>Jaywalking
>Raped Donna
>Raped Harry and then shoved 90 pounds of RICE up his ass along with two gallons of BLEACH(that's why Harry is sick and dying)
>Raped Little Nicky
>Raped Dick Tremayne
>Does not pay his taxes
>Executed and raped a FBI agent in Columbia after Albert gave Jeffries the name and then dismembered his body to make into a dancing manikin with dog parts and Major Briggs' head
>Humiliated Diane and then raped, beat and abused her after going to her house shortly after leaving the lodge, forced a dog to rape her as well before dismembering the dog and putting parts of it up her ass and leaving her traumatized
>Coerced poor truckers to read books on Tibet before beheading then raping them
>Never returns his library books
>Yodeled at then tortured, raped, and murdered Annie and then used her head along with Major Briggs' head as bloody sock puppets to reenact the opening scene of the Dark Knight Rises
>Litters constantly
>Mounted a dogs head on a pole after raping and killing it and chopped off all its legs to use as a crude message delivery system
>Instead of paying his speeding tickets he tracked down and raped the police officers

so what was that laura orb? was it her soul?

>>84298678
Yep.
>>84298671
Just because you don't get it doesn't mean it's pointless.

I'm gonna cry, the redditplebs and normies are absolutely and without a shadow of a doubt BTFO, hold me /tv/

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>uh, David, this isn't what I wrote

>>84298678
it went beyond that, as seen here >>84298719

>>84298587
reminder if you visit plebbit you are a faggot

>>84298725
SOMEONE TORRENT IT PLS BASED CROATIAN BROS

>>84298719
Um, sweetie...

>>84298671
>Penderecki
have you even watched the original series and fire walk with me? if not do so

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>>84298678
Absolutely.

Even I was Lynched.

Kek at all the contrarian wannabe patricians bending over backwards to defend this episode.

>>84298762
so Muholland is canon

>when the fat woman came to check out the giant's golden orb creation

absolutely an OH ANGELO moment

>>84298569
Literally Lynched: the episode

Absolutely pure kino

>>84298725
YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME

>>84298678
This went beyond pleb filter

http://www.commercialsihate.com/

it's on the bottom of every page

>>84298678
look at the butthurt in this thread - this is THE pleb filter episode

anyone has the music from the black and white segment with the fat lady sitting? or any music from this episode at all?

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>>84298745

>>84298719
PLEASE dump all the fucking normie LYNCHED material you have lads. I need it right now.

>>84298634
Yes

>negative comments
why are you faggots in this thread again?

"TAKE YOUR COFFEE AND CHERRY PIE AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS"

-- David Lynch

>>84298719
But this is literally correct. You're just getting called out and overcompensating.

That was seriously the greatest thing to air on television in the 21st century, easily.

>>84298569
if someone HAD had a light, would he have spared them?

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Was this a historic moment for television?

Has r*ddit's astral cord officialy been severed?

I didn't think he'd be able to save television with only 8 episodes

>>84298762
me on the left

>>84298725
looks like a trailer, yet is something

Tracy Phillips was the thiccfu receptionist lads

>>84298725
LMAO

Cinematography off the charts.

How can anyone even compete?

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NIN scene was plebfilter for the rest of the episode

>>84298745
We got WALLACED

>>84298725
SAO TOME & PRINCIPE IS AIRING PART 13

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>>84298719
>not knowing this is what Lynch is famous for
ULTIMATE NORMIE FILTER EPISODE

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>>84298785
got lynched myself that was nuts

I have no idea what is going to happen in episode 9 and I couldnt be happier

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>>84298678
uh huh

oh how i long for the simpler time when i worried the whole episode was just gonna be a NIN concert

>>84298725
I will stay up if someone shares this.

>>84298859
the episode was plebfilter for rest of life on earth

ITT: NIN fans getting LYNCHED


And I bet those fans call the Broken film a masterpiece

THE EFFECTS LOOKED CHEAP THOUGH

>>84298725
Holy shit please be real

I had a feeling that he'd come back in ep 9, Lynch always makes up for it when he does something so uncompromising.

>>84298637
my thought exactly when the FROST/LYNCH logo came up at the end

what

the

FUCK

>>84298778
The fuck is a Pendereki and yes I did

if you guys want tears, I guarantee the Dugpa forums are going to be way more assblasted than reddit.

>>84298648
jog off

episode was shit

all coffee and pie fags must be hanging right now, right? I don't think any one of them managed to survive this episode.

This could not be more deserving of every possible award that it could be nominated for. That was a landmark episode for television.

>>84298815
this tbqhwy senpai

>>84298896
they were electricity radio from day one

>>84298877
kek, dubs checked

>>84298749
dragonball laura palmer

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i don't know what it meant and it doesn't matter. david lynch just made pure art.

Hope all the Dougie haters enjoyed this Dougie-free episode.

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Fritz Lang grease fucked Kubrick and Malick before crawling into Fincher's nutsack opener for Fight Club. What's not to like?

I dont know what to feel or what to say or what to do from this moment on

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There are literally still redditors that expect Coop to come back and be part of another murder/mystery story

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>>84298725
GOD DAMMIT STAHHHHPPPPP

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>>84298908
>yfw LYNCHED

>>84298914
They don't give awards for being a landmark of self-indulgent shit.

http://web.archive.org/web/20170516012201/www.commercialsihate.com/

MOST RECENT UPDATE ON ARCHIVE DOES NOT HAVE THE TEXT

That was amazing. So amazing.

That was incredible.

I was fucking mesmerized. I had high hopes for this season but it's so far beyond even by best hopes. I'm so fucking happy we got this.

>tfw have theories and explanations but not sure if they're right
getting LYNCHED never felt so good
I can't fucking wait for the next episode

Ima take a shower and try to relax. My head is spinning.

anyone who thinks this is art is a complete faggot

literally /r/eddit the show

here's the official thread theme:

https://youtu.be/eDlcqhlzDqQ

LAURA PALMER IS JESUS/CELL
LYNCH DID THE BEST COVER OF 2001 ANYONE COULD EVER DO
EVERYONE IS LYNCHED

torrent up when? I really need to watch it again

>>84298633
The Horses Are Not What They Seem

>>84298902
I was searching for what another anon was talking about

ERASERHEAD AND 2001 HAD A LOVECHILD AND IT'S NAME IS TWIN PEAKS EPISODE 8 SEASON 3!!!

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>>84298948
REMINDER

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>>84298932
my fucking sides

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YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER

A FROG BUG IS THOUGH

>>84298932
bring back Dougie

>>84298990
hmm somebody got lunched?

anyone else feeling a bit shaken up?

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trinity_(nuclear_test)

"the device exploded with an energy equivalent to around 20 kilotons of TNT (84 TJ). The desert sand, largely made of silica, melted and became a mildly radioactive light green glass, which was named trinitite."

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>mfw the cherry pie normies leave and never come back

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>yfw you imagine what part 18 will be like

>>84298719
Who the fuck is that

Remember when this was just a show about finding out who killed some slut.

Did Laura get reborn in 1956?

Do you think a single thing in this episode will ever be mentioned again?

>this episode right before the break

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

I honestly, genuinely believe this was one of the best hours of TV I have ever seen in my entire life. This channeled Eraserhead and The Twilight Zone in the best way possible.

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>>84299026

GREEEEN IS ITS COLOR

This episode is basically the emperor's new clothes. You have to have your tongue all the way into Lynch's ass to say this was even remotely good.

>>84299010
Wow it's like a shit pizza with shit stuffed crusts!

>>84299040
delete this

>>84298839
Gotta light was metaphorical for purity.

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lynchtrain continuing at brettygood with Wild at Heart

>>84299001

already up

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Lynch has done it.

>>84299030
GOT A LIGHT

>>84298745

lynch isnt alluding to sophomoric trash if thats what youre getting at

Is this why Lynch originally walked away from the project?

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So what about pic related

And are those kids the future parents of BoB?

anyone else GOTTA LIGHT?

>>84299010
>>84298998
>>84299057
could you people BE any more reddit?

Also, I think this episode proves without a doubt that David Lynch is a child rapist.

so, who were the two kids at the end? I saw Sarah and Leland's names being thrown around but the guy looked like a latino.

>>84299062
haha yeah no
get out

This episode was like another Eraserhead

yfw Lynch ended television

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>>84299058

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>>84299062

>>84299052
nope

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>>84299062

>The Giant watches oversees time and space
>Lives in black and white world
>Black lodge for evil
>White lodge for good
>Giant lives in balance
>Watches the color world (ours) but isn't a part of it. Which is why he has to fade in and out to help
>Nuke creates Bob via the Mother (who was beating at the door)
>Nuke lets black lodge folk into our world
>Giant creates Laura Palmer as bait
>Laura gets trapped in black lodge but inspires a team of humans to fight it
>Humans are losing

Am I wrong?

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what a complete waste of 60 minutes

WHERE IS COOP

WHERE IS THE COFFEE

>>84299026

FORMICA TABLE

>>84299040
kys

Lynch and Frost have gone to their extremes.

Was not expecting the show to turn into a supernatural fuckfest, but it's beautiful.

>>84299107
>>84298973

what did he mean by this

>>84299062

It this what it's like to be an actual brainlet?

>>84298977
this fucking this
I honestly cant wait to rewatch this on bluray with surround sound speakers

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>>84299026
>GREEN
IM SO FUCKING
FUCKING

L Y N C H E D

RIGHT NOW

>>84298657
Back to kanye faggot

>>84299030
holy hell lynch is hot

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>>84298569

>mfw high asf watching this episode

>>84299114
I wouldn't be surprised if the girl is Sarah.

I'm sweating and crying, how did he do it? He transcended

>>84299131
Dougie was orb
new Laura coming

>>84299131
You dont really sound wrong

>>84299114
Im pretty sure that they are original "Bob's" parents, Why would they be laura's parents?

>>84298780
>I didn't like it, so everyone else must be pretending!

>SHOWTIME, I NEED MORE BUDGET. A LOT MORE
>Okay, what for?
>UH...GUNS ARE CAR CHASES AND STUFF. DON'T WORRY JUST TRUST ME

>>84298725

WHAT THE FLYING FUCK MY MAN?????????????????????????????????????????????

>>84299131
this seems pretty solid actually

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>>84299090

>it's a /tv/ can't explain why the episode was good without using buzzwords episode

Wonder why.

>>84299108

>>84299131
You're wrong

>>84299122
>>84299138
hooooolly shit

THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dp3BlFZWJNA

>>84299131
Like all theories, it seems plausible, but will in all likelihood turn out to be wrong.

L Y N C H E D

>>84299085

Who are you?

>>84298678
This is the measure for all pleb filters from now on

>>84298725
Ok but fucking source on this pic

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https://twitter.com/Paleophile/status/879158596067577856
what the fuck

>Disgusting frogflyroachlocustspinder crawls into the open mouth of a girl that lets a non-white kiss her

What did Lynch mean by this?

>>84299149
>NIN edgelords can't comprehend that most people with taste think their """music""" is shit

like pottery. Kanye and NIN are on the exact same level. At least Kanye has a few catchy tunes. NIN is just bad and boring. Listen to real music you absolute plebs.

I was assuming that kid walking the girl was a young Bob. Timeline can make sense, right?

Well, now we know where Lynch put the budget.

>>84299131
Sounds about right. Human suffering is a commodity to black lodge spirits, like trees are to us. The Giant is just an environmentalist, so to speak

>>84298770
>genuinely feeling a sense of validation from not using a website.

zero self worth detected

>>84299116
this is exactly what I thought 15 minutes in.

does lynch want me to feel that? does he want me to feel like his current work is similar to his old work? should i feel bad for comparing the two?

this was definitely the ep where he goes full art mode but i don't know if he succeeded or failed.

>>84299179
Agreed. I think they're BOB's parents and we'll see how he became an evil sorcerer.

>>84299190

I giggled anon thank you. I read it in his voice.

>Laura was reborn in 1956
>thus the entire plot of Twin Peaks never happened and history is rewritten
>the doppelganger is now Cooper and the real Cooper is reborn as Dougie Jones
>this is to allow Coop to live a normal happy life
This will almost certainly happen.

got a light
>yeah sure man, here
>live
>the world of Twin Peaks never happens
where is Alan Wake when you need him

>>84299179
Judging by the timeline, wouldn't that (the 50s) be around the time Leland was a kid? He's probably in his late 40s or 50s by FWWM

>>84299107
>are those kids the future parents of BoB?
I thought this
or Sarah maybe
actually Bob was pretty old
it was his son, 'Robertson' who was possessed by Bob and flicked matches at Leland
thinking about the matches makes me think of the whole 'got a light' thing all the more though

>>84299114

The girl was Cooper's mother. His dad was the frog bug

I have not been that mesmerized by anything on television. I couldn't believe how much time had passed when the credits started rolling.

>>84298743
this is slander

even Doppelcoop would draw the line at jaywalking

>>84298725
is this a trailer of the new parts?

>>84299167
He drank full from the well

>>84298725
>that tie

Why

>>84298569
THE HORSES ARE NOT WHAT THEY SEEM

>>84299231
The girl is sarah palmer, dont be stupid

boring

The special effects were amazing this episode, Lynch was definitely holding out.

>>84298678

This is the one where the idiots who were only pretending to get it are finally turned off.

>>84299231
Bob isn't a human

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this was a beautiful episode

>>84298725
It's fake fags

>>84299179
>>84299243
see >>84299258

>>84299131
you lost me on the last 2 or 3 posts but I like your effort

>>84299262
>I couldn't believe how much time had passed when the credits started rolling
honestly, this suprised me the most. every episode so far has felt this way, but this even more so.

>>84299237
>needing validation from a bunch of plebbit faggots

>>84299207
You listen to music right? Well this was music in a different language or medium, either you enjoy it or you don't, there isn't really much more to it.

post more screenshots from the episode friendos

>>84299292

Sure. But he has a human form.

So is the black and white realm actually inside that nuclear blast somehow?

>>84299317
it sucked time of us

>>84299237
>he actually goes to reddit

please leave and never return.

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The website is back up

LAURA HAS BEEN REBORN INTO 1956

NOW COOPER HAS TO GO BACK AND SAVE HER

>>84298634
Nobody at Showtime saw it before the whole thing was shot and edited, and even then, only the President of Showtime got an advanced screening.

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>>84299238
He succeeded more then he ever has with Twin Peaks, prior seasons included. Eraserhead was his best film, so to compare it to Eraserhead is to compliment it. This is peak Lynch.

>>84299282

Why is it?

Genuinely asking for the logic.

Did they show Naomi Watts tits in this episode?

>>84298648

Lynch is laughing at people like you

SOME ONE POST A PIC OF THE THICC 1956 WOMAN FROM THE STATION

>>84299337
what the FUCK

>>84299352
All of her tits too

>>84299337
what the fuck

>all these people saying IT DONT MAKE NO SENSE
It's not fucking over yet. Basically every Lynch film is hard to get a grip on until the end where he almost always explains everything that wasn't previously explained.
Be fucking patient.

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IT WAS STARING US IN THE FUCKING FACE REEE

>>84299225
i get an error when i try to visit it

Never go full Eraserhead.

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>post yfw this was JUST episode 8 and there's like 3 more months of this

>>84299131
not bad but i like more of the secret history aspect that all these beings were around before and after

bob's "birth" probably wasn't literally a birth

>>84299308
Well because Bob was absurdly attracted to Laura, so the giant made her because he knew Bob would kill her and cause a huge scene in Twin Peaks with the people who would eventually be able to go into the black lodge and fight it.

But coop lost and the last 25 years they've been winning

>>84299366
mind blown..........

What was that bullshit? Did Lynch stop all plot and narrative to give us a spooky shitshow with NIN? What a hack.

>>84299366
and kafka is the bug

You want to know how Lynched this episode was? Look up the names of the members of the band The Platters. That was their song playing there at the end.

>>84299302
literally real

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>shitty effects for 7 episodes just to unload 2001 Redux on an unsuspecting audience

>>84299228
he wasn't white either, plus she died

>>84299337
what the fuck is going on here?

>>84299349
The egg was the orb that was sent to earth

it hatched

found a host that will eventually give birth to laura

why do you think sarah palmer sees white horses, dude? Why were there horses neighing in the credits?

>>84299366
on the wall behind Cole's back was a picture of corn on the cob

Everything after NIN, was

I can't even put it into words how happy I am. This was beautiful and mesmerizing.

So much of what is made today tv and movies you don't feel anything. You don't even remember it after a short while. It just fades into everything else.

This was different. god I'm so happy we got this.

>>84299366
>the nuke is now pottery
L Y N C H E D

YOU WANTED LESS DOUGIE FUCKERS

WELL HERE YOU GO

AN EPISODE WITHOUT HIM

>>84299331
No he doesn't, he's a spirit

>>84299391
Truly a god who knows how to use his budget

>>84299131
Sounds reasonable, but when it comes to David Lynch I don't think theories really matter. He does shit and sometimes it fits if you can imagine it.

>>84299384
A B S O L U T E L Y L Y N C H E D

>>84299369
Eraserhead was actually good. This was senile old Lynch basically doing a parody of himself. All of /tv/ are teenagers with facade tastes, so they're pretending to like it. This is genuinely the worst thing Lynch has ever done.

>>84298691
8, 1, 3, 2, 7, 6, 4, 5. That being said, there hasn't been a bad episode yet.

>>84299089
where nigga?

>>84299326
wow what a fucking reddit post. fucking brainlets when they try and communicate holy shit it's like I'm breathing retard gas or something and everybodies retarded all of a sudden WOO look at me I'm a retard WOOHOO everybody's' etarded hot diggity dog, man!

Fuck off.

So were the lodge spirits born from split atoms (the nuke), or did they just feed like crazy after nukes were dropped on Japan? I'm a bit too pleb to understand the connection there.

>>84298743
>>Instead of paying his speeding tickets he tracked down and raped the police officers
Always makes me chuckle

>>84299366
someone pointed out the nuke scene happening threads and threads and threads ago

>>84299384
omfg

>>84299337
is this a fucking ARG mr lynch?

>>84299401
lmao

>>84299332

The nuke cracked open the gateway between the two worlds.

>>84299363
not to sound like I know it all, but it was pretty obvious it was an origin story of Bob or how the black lodge became a thing in our world.

It was beautiful

The subs called him Woodsman, is he the same guy from the lodge spirit meeting in FWWM? The meeting above the store or whatever

FIRST WOODSMAN - We have descended from pure air.

MAN FROM ANOTHER PLACE - Going up and down. Intercourse between the two worlds.

BOB - Light of new discoveries.

>That sure sounds like they're talking about a nuclear explosion

Did we just get LYNCHED?

>>84299366
>>84299384
bingo

>>84298877
NIN puts on a pretty good show, it could be worse.

>>84299326
this actually seems pretty accurate as far as my understanding.

Though I've never seen anything like this and Twin Peaks is my first and only David Lynch experience

Lynch hipsters are such insufferable faggots. Take this shit to reddit where it belongs you overly defensive fanboy faggots.

>>84299394
Mark Frost is a weird occultist?
Nothing new.

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>>84299356

>>84299384
I read this in Albert's voice kek

so laura palmer is the anti-BOB

>>84299258
wasn't laura palmer in the ball / egg that became the bug?

>>84299421
is this brain damage in action?

This was the greatest kino ever, wasn't it?

Will you remember watching it?

>>84299337
>air hawk
>hawk
yep its a 2 week long arg

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GOT A LIGHT

>>84299363

Everything in this episode already makes sense.

>>84299384
holy shit

>>84299337
Does Lynch randomly browse this forum and just took the phrase?

>>84299026
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trinity_(nuclear_test)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neutron_activation
THE RING MAKES PEOPLE RADIOACTIVE

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>>84299388

>>84299422
My sense is that the nuke signaled the coming of garmonbozia of a quality never before available on Earth, so black spirits were attracted by it. But I'm just guessing same as everyone.

>>84299418
Nah I disagree. Eraserhead was a masterpiece in disguise and this was not bad at all. Genuinely a pleb filter as someone else pointed out. I'm a bit shocked Showtime aired this on TV.

>>84299251
when was she reborn into 1956? and wouldn't bobby, hawk, etc. not remember her this season?

Got a light?

>>84299384
Holy jumpin' George

>>84299302
how is that fake son

>>84299459
Yes, now whoever hosts it will give birth to laura if they have intercourse, by the sounds of it.

That girl is Sarah Palmer. The Horse neighing at the credits confirms it

>>84299131
maybe this is all social commentary on the damages from how the US govt opened pandoras box with our recklessness to test and deploy nuclear weapons

>>84299438
Yeah, I got some of that too. But there's going to be a whole lot more to it and I can't fucking wait to have my mind blown after every episode.

>>84299459
YES, LAURA HAS BEEN REBORN INTO 1956
COOPER HAS TO GO BACK AND SAVE HER

>>84299384
METAMORPHOSIS

>>84299396
>The egg was the orb that was sent to earth

There are two orbs, one black that cames from the mouth of the mother and the golden one.
The one that hatched is the black one , those kids are the future parents of Bob.

The kid is a latino because Frank Silva is half latino.

>>84299445
this

>>84299388
a nigger David Lynch from the past

>>84299229
>unironically using the term edgy

What's your rebbit username?

>>84299384
this is so retarded god damnit lynch

i love it.

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The fat lady with the Giant is named "Senorita Dido"

>>84299459
it would make sense
I think the 'got a light' guy was Bob's son
>>84299502
the horse is the white of the eyes and dark within

>>84299508
no ther orb is another Laura like Dougie

>>84299511
oh. Good theory

>>84299363
Ok when does it get good though?

>>84299422
Seems to me either the spirits existed and were just sitting in the white, featureless ghost thing from the box, or it birthed the spirits and released them once the bomb went off. Regardless, it seems more like the bomb acted more as opening a gateway or just attracting the spirits than being what actually created them.

>>84299337
help me understand what this is referencing or the source of it

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Hey is 627 an important number at all?

Claiming Girl 1956 as waifu

>>84299502
>The Horse neighing at the credits confirms it

pls explain

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>>84299343
>tfw they put your baby fish in the percolator

I just tried to 'whois' the forum with the phrase on it.
It was registered by a private proxy LLC to mask the registrar, but obviously it's been around for years

>>84298664
Television is dead. Long live television.

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>>84299501
>>84299390
>>84298725

So the thing that puked up BOB was the thing in the glass box?

>>84299449
Elements from Mark Frosts books written after TP are appearing in this season.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Six_Messiahs

It's about the apocalypse.
4 black painted men must be the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse.

>>84299421
well, you are definetly breathing retard gas

>>84299533
it looks like she ate too many senorita doritos

>>84299571
Sarah palmer sees white horses

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New thread theme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXzSVT0oG7U

NEW

>>84299591
>>84299591
>>84299591

>>84299552
Twin Peaks is good. Twin Peaks has always been good.

is got a light guy connected to harry dean stanton? because i'm pretty sure he's connected to harry dean stanton

>>84299533
i'd dildo her senorita, if you catch my drift,

first time ive skipped through an episode, seriously fuck all that.

>>84299583
they looked the same so i assume so

>>84299388
Wha-

>>84299481
It seems unlikely. Web archives show that for the site's history the phrase down there was just a link to a youtube downloader, and a few days ago it was switched to that. Surely long after the episode was written and filmed

>>84299582
god dammit. i admit my loss, anon.

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>yfw L Y N C H E D

>>84299583

Yes.

Why does everything have to revolve around Laura Palmer? It's enough to have her in the opening credits. It would've been 100x better without those faces on everything.

>>84299511
Frank Silva was Native American
Robertson was the guy who flicked matches at Leland
in the show, Coop recognises "Robertson - Son of Robert"
Robertson was Bob's son and he had possessed his son, before possessing Leland
a long time before the 50s
how come everybody in the thread is missing the fact that it was Bob's son who was possessed by Bob that flicked matches at Leland as a little boy?

>>84299666

laura palmer is the reason coop came to twin peaks. she's the reason this all started

I don't care about the episode much anymore as great and surreal as it was. I want answers on this commercialsihate.com site now

Just started watching the original series. Is Cooper on the spectrum? All his attitudes seem mostly normal, but a bit...off.

>>84298634
They want programming that brings in new subscribers and Twin Peaks did that big time. They don't run ads. It really doesn't matter if barely anyone watches it live or if a particular episode alienates people.

>>84299582
fuck

>>84298780
FILTERED

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>>84299444
nice digits. if you enjoy movies that are difficult to explain why it is that you enjoyed them, then you have a lot to look forward to. i say that sincerely.

>>84299475
He looks like zombie Abe Lincoln.
The penny was heads up....

>>84299489
kek

>>84299709
He is the embodiment of truth, and that's autism

>>84299530
why does Adele have a dragon ball?

>>84299744
oh shit

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>>84299571

>>84299502
>>84299508
sounds legit

>>84299533
Dido is a greek woman who loves married Aeneus and when he leaves to go to war she kills herself because she feels abandoned. Aeneus finds her in the afterlife and she shuns him even in death

>>84299444
Well, people here are not open minded enough to like episodes like this. They can accept a song as abstract as "Threnody for Victims of Hiroshima" without a problem but for some reason visual abstraction is too much for some

>>84299110
>ewww they enjoy things!! normies!

this place isn't just a pedo containment board

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>>84299388

>>84299099
Why would you think that? It's more likely he wanted to walk away because Showtime WASN'T on board with this content.

This felt like if Lynch directed an episode of the Twilight Zone

That nuclear explosion scene seriously near gave me a panic attack, so frightening and oddly beautiful. I haven't been so excited and eager to see what happens in a tv show ever. Bravo Lynch!

why was Laura Palmer in the credits?

>>84299421
You're running late for your shift at Taco Bell.

>>84299013
That was bob that was created by the frog bug not Laura

I don't know why you're all surprised about finding that poem or whatever on a website. It's probably just something Lynch or someone else stumbled upon and liked, much like "I Am" Oldschool HipHop Beat

>>84299919
They give her a credit when they show her face.

>>84299733
there an entry level for a stuff like this? as ironic as that might be

any reasons why the black hobo-woodsman killed everyone in 1956?

>>84299684
>Frank Silva
>"Silva"
>not latino

And i know that in the wiki it says that it's a native american

>>84299919
She is credited in every episode. Her face is in the cloud at the beginning of the intro and showed up during the actual show tonight.

>>84299945
uh no

>>84299561
Google... isn't your friend.

This is random gibberish planted by hiugfiduerytj ykuil;
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