/tpg/ Twin Peaks General

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>>84254049
Doppelganger

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First for cute!

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:c

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Rhonda best girl

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What happened to Leo?

>>84254074
never saw this one b4

>>84254138
who cares

>>84254138
He got killed by that spoider

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>>84254049
Refute this lynchfaggots

Settle this for me once and for all because it's seriously bugging me. Is Cooper psychic or not? There seems to be a lot of implications that he is what with his dreams and the comment he makes about being a strong sender, and his ability to easily read people. Plus there's his scene with Albert in FWWM where he knows who Laura is despite never meeting her.

Is he psychic or just autistic?

>>84254141
I very slowly unreel my Sheryl folder over these threads to keep us entertaining during the slow wait for new episodes

>>84254169
linched?

>>84254198
He has a strong spiritual connection. Another character mentions it but I can't remember who exactly, maybe it was Briggs.

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>>84254200
I appreciate it greatly since it lets me grow my folder

>>84254198
I think he has some degree of psychic or magical ability. For what it's worth, MIKE tells him that the only people who can see him are the gifted and the damned.

>>84254192
>DUDE I CANT FOLLOW AUDIOVISUAL MEDIA IF IT DOESNT FOLLOW A STANDARIZED PLOT STRUCTURE LMAO

>>84254192
episodes 6 and 7 refutes it

>>84254200
Doesn't she have Leukemia?

>>84254169
COME DOWN AND BEWARE OF THE BLACK LODGE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9I9R-IMG20

>>84254138
He's in this thread right now

>>84254323
Neutropenia. Low count of neutrophils (a white blood cell), means you have a weak immune system.

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okay, I updated this pic a bit

>>84254458
Needs something for the Brown Lodge, revival of Lauraposting and updating the "dead after 15 days" pasta, but other than that good work.

>>84254426
is that an euphemism for aids?

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Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?
Yes! Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?

If the words sound queer and funny to your ear, a little bit jumbled and jivey
Sing "Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy"

Oh! Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you-oo?
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?

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This woman walks in your office and beckons you. What do you do? Keep in mind she gets off on making you hold your pee and Darren is eager to get a date with her.

>>84254502
Yes, she got it from kissing Frank Silva for FWWM. It was Lynch's punishment for cutting her hair.

>>84254426
So she is not in super danger?

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>>84254117
Two numbers off.

ONE ONE NINE

>>84254458
>no mention of the Eddie Vader song

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>>84254192
>I want an actual crime that needs to be solved
Do these faggots think Cooper will come back and then we can get on with CSI: Twin Peaks instead

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http://www.strawpoll.me/13275502/
http://www.strawpoll.me/13275502/
http://www.strawpoll.me/13275502/

>>84254500
thanks. I did think of putting Lauraposting in somehow but couldn't think a good phrase to take it all together. I'll update the 'dead after x days' post when the fucker shows up here, I forget what day we're on already.
>>84254578
honestly, not that much room to put it in there, the pic's fairly crowded. I wanted to, but again, no room. I might rethink that ofc, if I find a decent way of doing it.

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Offscreen crimes of Doppleganger Coop;

>Murdered Major Garland Briggs, beheaded him, and burned his office down
>Raped Audrey Horne while she was in a coma after the bomb at the bank (She had a son, Richard Horne, the guy from the bar who later runs the kid over with his truck)
>Killed the FBI agent in Columbia after Albert gave Jeffries the name
>Raped, beat and abused Diane after going to her house shortly after leaving the lodge, leaving her traumatized
>Tortured, raped, and murdered Annie
>Killed a dog and chopped off all its legs to use as a crude delivery system

>>84254192
>make prediction that is literally proven wrong the next episode
>refute this

kill yourself nigger

>>84254544
I've got an uncle who has it, he's alive at like 87.

On the one hand it's pretty manageable as long as you're careful, treat any illnesses you catch seriously etc. On the other hand, your immune system naturally gets weaker with age, so it can be dangerous as she gets older. It's like anywhere near leukemia though, she should be fine.

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>>84254624
OFFSCREEN CRIMES OF DOPPLEGANGER COOPER

>Murdered Major Garland Briggs, beheaded him, raped his body, raped his head and burned his office down
>Raped Audrey Horne while she was in a coma after the bomb at the bank, first with different parts of a dog, secondly with Major Briggs' decapitated head (She had a son, Richard Horne, the guy from the bar who later runs the kid over with his truck)
>While in the hospital pissed on Pete's corpse and shit on the parts of Andrew Packard they could salvage after the bomb blast
>Jaywalking
>Raped Donna
>Raped Harry and then shoved 90 pounds of RICE up his ass along with two gallons of BLEACH(that's why Harry is sick and dying)
>Raped Little Nicky
>Raped Dick Tremayne
>Does not pay his taxes
>Executed and raped a FBI agent in Columbia after Albert gave Jeffries the name and then dismembered his body to make into a dancing manikin with dog parts and Major Briggs' head
>Humiliated Diane and then raped, beat and abused her after going to her house shortly after leaving the lodge, forced a dog to rape her as well before dismembering the dog and putting parts of it up her ass and leaving her traumatized
>Coerced poor truckers to read books on Tibet before beheading then raping them
>Never returns his library books
>Yodeled at then tortured, raped, and murdered Annie and then used her head along with Major Briggs' head as bloody sock puppets to reenact the opening scene of the Dark Knight Rises
>Litters constantly
>Mounted a dogs head on a pole after raping and killing it and chopped off all its legs to use as a crude message delivery system
>Instead of paying his speeding tickets he tracked down and raped the police officers

>>84254619
The premiere was 34 days ago

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>>84254099
c:

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>>84254458
Good job but as the other anons said it still needs some work. Have this extra (You) to tide you over
>>84254628
That is good to hear so have this (You) too for your uncle

>>84254692
I think he's a pretty good actor.

>>84254583
post double lynch

>>84254659
>Raped Little Nicky
>Raped Dick Tremayne
always gets me

>>84254200
Where's that anon that was going to make Sheryl webms of seasons 1 and 2?

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Lynchon

>>84254596
This explains a lot.

>>84254761
He became our Garland Briggs and disappears and reappears mysteriously

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>>84254740

>>84254757
>Lil Nicky is 37 now

>>84254735
What happens if look at Andy's guy?

>>84254099
>>84254714
I just want him to be happy

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Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that the Eddie Vedder song he recorded for Twin Peaks ends the series. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. https://youtu.be/VI-Lukyr4UY

>>84254779
Where does the Pynchon thing come from? Was he mentioned in the new season and I missed it?

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>>84254813
this is so funny for some reason

>>84254659
>not raping shelley or norma

WOW SHIT TASTE BOB WOW

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>>84254834
be happy

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>Well who told you I was going to see Chip?

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What do you think happened to his wife's daughter?

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>>84254761
Not the anon you're looking for, but I made some from FWWM to expand my CUTEposting repertoire, might do more soon

>>84255067
That webm is both cute and sad

>>84254138
he went to missoula

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okay, a revised version, added some more stuff.

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You want to spend at least an hour of every day meditating on the concept of Sheryl Lee

>>84254828
You can look at his guy but not at his gut.

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How did Lynch get Danzing for the new season of twin peaks guys?

Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that the Eddie Vedder song he recorded for Twin Peaks ends the series. It confirms Agent Cooper doesn't even want to go home lol. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzJu4r5vvo8

>>84255310

MOTHERRRR

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>>84255263
CUTEREREST

>>84255310
>Danzing

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This is an 18 year old cocaine addicted prostitute. Say something nice to her!

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>>84255370
Do NOT bully! CUTE!!

>>84254729

four you

>>84255370
Sherilyn is cuter

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Laura Palmer was very kind and sweet. My brother agrees and besides, you probably didn't know Laura Palmer.

>>84255486
Sheryl Lee is cuter, yes

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>>84255418
Where's you get that fake subtitle from?

>>84255646
>Where's you get that fake subtitle from?
These threads

>>84255418
Christ, she's unironically ugly.

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>>84255682
>

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>>84255451
Two will do.

>>84254596
Everyone posting in /tpg/ that was born after FWWM was released should be permabanned. That's the cutoff date.

>>84254898
thanks Coop

>>84255310
wtf i thought his name was Danzig

wtf timeline is this even? Dan zing?

So how many cliffhangers will tomorrow's episode end on? On the one hand we know the new season isn't episodic so maybe it will just be a normal episode but maybe they did fit some stuff into this episode to make it feel more like a cliffhanger. Right now we have multiple ways that Dougie could be found and Dopplecoop and Ray going to where those coordinates point. There are some more but those are the biggest ones.

>>84255776
we all make mistakes, man. psycho 78 n shit

>>84255768
Nice to know you were born in 1992.

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>>84254659
diane had a hard life

>>84255768
I was born 1 month after its Cannes premiere.

>>84255821
Nice deflection attempt

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OFFICIAL WOMEN OF TWIN PEAKS POWER RANKINGS
(Original Series/FWWM Only)

1. Audrey Horne
2. Annie Blackburn
3. FWWM Donna Hayward
4. Shelly Johnson
5. Norma Jennings
6. Jenny (Horne's Perfume Counter)
7. Eolani Jacoby
8. Ronette Pulaski
9. Teresa Banks
10. Lana Budding
11. French Girl (Hap's Diner)
12. Giggling Secretary (Deer Meadow Sheriff's Department)
13. Donna Hayward
14. Maddy Ferguson
15. Laura Palmer
16. Caroline Earle
17. Heba Thorsdottir
18. Josie Packard
19. Jones (Eckhardt's Assistant)
20. Margaret Honeycutt
21. Blackie O'Reilly
22. Lil The Dancer
23. Lucy Moran
24. Catherine Martell
25. Eileen Hayward
26. Julee Cruise
27. Evelyn Marsh
28. Betty Briggs
29. Gwen Morton
30. Nadine Hurley
31. Vivian Smythe Niles/M.T. Wentz
32. Heidi (German Waitress)
33. Sylvia Horne
34. Louie "Birdsong" Budway
35. Denise Bryson
36. Margaret Lanterman/Log Lady
37. Sarah Palmer
38. Mrs. Tremond/Chalfont
39. Irene (Hap's Diner)
40. Curious Woman (Fat Trout Trailer Park)

Everyone posting in /tpg/ that was born after Lynch was born should be permabanned. That's the cutoff date.

>>84254729
He´s a straight A actor

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>>84255834
She's making up for it.

>>84255889
Shelly is 1 or 2 ffs. The way she aged is the ultimate proof.

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>>84255768

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>>84255838
>ywn sit next to Tarantino at Cannes watching FWWM and educating him about the film

>>84254117

Based Rhonda poster.

>>84255889
>Teresa Banks not 2
>Norma Jennings at 5
>Lara Flynn "try hard to forget the personality" Boyle not above FWWM Donna

anon, you puzzle me.

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>>84255768
>tfw it was released on May 1992
>born on April 1992

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Act like DougieCoop for a year
OR
Act like DoppelCoop for a month

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>>84256000
>donna not dead fucking last

>>84256050
>be literally retarded
>be a rich criminal with the skills of an FBI agent and supernatural powers

Gee, I wonder.

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>no episode next week
It's going to feel like a loss. :(

>>84256050
would your dick be able to handle that much rape

>>84254779
looks like Dougie Milford

>>84256050
Who do I get to rape?

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Heather Graham is so beautiful

>>84256004
BEN!!
WHERE ARE THOSE HICKORY STICKS!!

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>>84256088
You know what you must do

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>where are the other dog legs?
>what information do they contain?
>who are the 2 other antagonists boop refers to?
>who the hell god baby damn no is joe mccluskey?

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/mygal/

>>84256131
Where to get a nice Christian girl?

>>84256131
Annie's usurpation of Best Girl's role automatically makes her the worst

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>>84255119
ONE ONE NINE

ONE ONE NINE

>>84256153
I don't think the dog thing is literal but I have no idea how to think of it symbolically. Maybe Joe McCluskey was the warden's partner in whatever he did and the other 2 people are people who know about what they did.

>>84256088
why not and who said

>>84256214
roastie's mad that she got relegated

>>84256229
why am I so in love with her?

>>84256209
>new twin peaks episode ends
>"what did i think of it?"
>quickly log on to post-episode discussion thread on /r/twinpeaks
>open up .txt file named "plebbit" where i've carefully catalogued every upvoted comment regarding a dislike or complaint since the premiere
>open up new tab
>/tpg/
>begin typing comment while referring to my open notepad, and claim all of those scenes are the best in the episode/series
>click 'post'
>"feels so good to be a patrician"
>repeat every sunday night

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>>84256248

>>84256193
Church?

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>>84256131
>not going to be in the new season
>meanwhile, best girl Audrey is eventually going to show up
what did worst girl mean by this

>>84256239
nonsense

audrey is 2pure

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>>84256248
You are a gentleman of taste and distinction.

>>84256131
aging really sucks, doesn't it?

>>84256088
UNO LOSTO JAJAJAJA

>>84256318
>father went crazy
>uncle is a pothead
>brother is a retard
bad genes bro Audrey can never be above top tier because of this

>>84256358
Heather Graham aged better than anyone in the whole cast, you brainlet.

>>84256315
Annie may not show up but she's been more relevant in the new season so far than Audrey.

>>84256385
>both literally mentioned 1 time regarding the same storyline
>one is actually on the show

What did you mean by this?

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why are Anniefags so pathetic?

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>>84256446
>As he came into the window
It was the sound of a crescendo
>He came into her apartment
He left the bloodstains on the carpet
>She ran underneath the table
He could see she was unable
>So she ran into the bedroom
She was struck down, it was her doom

Annie, are you ok?
So, Annie are you ok?
Are you ok, Annie?
Annie, are you ok?
So, Annie are you ok, are you ok Annie?

>>84256382
so what? she aged better, doesn't mean that she's better than when she was young, you dunce

>>84256420
>Annie in the diary pages actually pushing the plot forward and being visited by Dopplecoop in the hospital
>Audrey just mentioned as being in a coma and being visited by Dopplecoop

>one is actually on the show
That's why I wrote "so far" since Audrey hasn't been "on the show" so far.

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>>84255889
>FWWM Donna above Shelly and Norma

>>84256514
Both of those push the plot forward the same amount. Audrey's mention even moreso because it was something we didn't know before.

How is retreading information we know "pushing the plot forward" but actual new information isn't?

List of unconfirmed dopplegangers

>Maddie is Laura's good doppleganger from the White Lodge

>Ike is The Arm's evil doppleganger

>Jean-Michel Renault is Jacques doppleganger. Which one is the evil version is up to discussion

>BOB backwards is BOB, he stays the same. Both BOB and his doppleganger are identically evil. One is inside evil Coop. The other, unknown. Probably inside Richard, Red or trapped in the room above the convenience store.

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>>84256548
get with the CUTE program, anon.

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>>84256548
Why is /tpg/ filled to the brim with tastelets?

>>84256610
>>84256613
CUTE!

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>>84256610
>>84256613

greasy fuckin italian guinea wop

>>84256131
You should go watch Boogie Nights

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It doesn't get any CUTER!

>>84254862
where has this been confirmed

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>>84256675

>>84256685
IN DREAMS

>>84254458
And I wouldn't want it any other way. For real though, it's one of the less shaded general out there and the memes are rad.

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Soon, /tpg/ friends.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4b64KyEFVhg

This scene is pure kino

>>84256596
You only have a doppleganger if you've been into the Black Lodge. Laura is in there but there's no reason to believe her doppleganger escaped.

The arm's doppleganger we've already seen and it's inside the lodge and at the very least isn't Ike.

No evidence that any Renault has been inside the Lodge.

I don't think it's clear if Lodge entities have dopplegangers. The arm was initially an arm so it wasn't a native Lodge inhabitant like Mike or Bob which may be why it has a doppleganger but we haven't seen one for Bob, Mike, or the Giant. The bellhop isn't a doppleganger.

>>84256707
thanks man, I added a few more bits in here>>84255263, since there were a few stuff I missed (and I felt the 2003 memes had died out)

>>84255768
nope

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>where the white lodge women at???

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>>84256725

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>>84256811
>richard horne detected

Get lost, kid.

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I WANTED A TWO

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>>84256818
DELET

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Lynch's hair definitely smells like cigarette smoke, right?

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>>84256088
Is that fucking Loss

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>>84256831
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>84256927
Hopefully cigarette smoke, hair oil, and Tammy's pussy juice.

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>>84255326
It's also been confirmed that the song that ends the first episode means that 2x22 was THE LAST TIME we'll ever see good quality Twin Peaks television

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>>84256685

>>84255768
Saw it on Primestar satellite right after it came to Showtime or whatever in the 90s. Never forgot "this is a formica table…GREEN is its color" for the rest of my life. Had never seen Twin Peaks, saved it until Season 3 was announced. I am enriched for having done so. Knew it was important.

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>>84257008
We'll still get a season 4 ''secret history of Twin Peaks'' and ''final dossier'' adaptation

>>84256701
I WALK

>>84256088
I'll just pirate those books or whatever and learn why everyone is so gay for them

>>84257070
isn't that line from ''The missing pieces''?

>>84257141
lorefags are borderline tolerable compared to overtheorizingfags

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>>84257141

>>84257008
Shadow is played at the end of part 2, lmao fucking pleb.

>>84256596
It's more likely that the thing in the glass box is The Arm's doppelganger, having jumped down to follow Cooper into the void and fuck everyone's shit

>>84254049
why do Japs love Twin Peaks so much?
There's so much shit inspired by that show
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Part 4 being one thing and Zelda: Majora's Mask you could argue has some sort of relationship with Twin Peaks also
the Persona series
anybody else know any shit that's clearly got a lot of nods to Twin Peaks? Weeb or not

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Cute!

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>>84257251

>>84257192
>>84257192
Frost is 50% of the show, why wouldn't you read his books?

>>84254049
Just canceled my Showtime free trial. Where can I watch this shit?

>>84257334
I will someday.

>>84256103
>Dougie Milford
>Dougie Jones
What did Mark Frost mean by this?

>>84257251
Japan loves rape and waifus, especially together

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>>84256818
wut id thos?

Has anyone read the book? I'm almost done and its really interesting so far.

>>84257251
My limited knowledge of Japan tells me they love weird shit.

>>84257251
The dev of Link's Awakening said he was inspired by it.

>>84257312
kek, I completely forgot about this

>>84257380
>>84257459
they also unironically use Lynch's exaggerated-emotions, soap opera style of directing to this day, with their dramas so it makes sense

>>84257251
I liked Jojo and Majora's Mask and I don't see the connection at all what are you talking about

>>84257347
Showtime, you fucking poverty-stricken faggot. Either that or use mommy's debit card.

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Best music from the new series? This is definitely my fave, followed by Dirty Beaches on sax.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWkGGda7hX8

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Street signs.

>>84257251
In Soul Eater, one of the main characters has a dream where he basically goes into the red room. There's an imp(midget) dancing too.

>>84257312
I was just rewatching a playthrough of this yesterday

Reminder that The X-Files is canon and the Pilot is a direct sequel to FWWM.

twin peaks is overrated

>>84257312
>Bought Deadly Premonition a week ago for $20
>Now it's $2
Fuck you, Gabe Newell

>>84257699
wtf i hate twin peaks now

>>84257715
Gotta wait for the SUMMER DEAL

>>84257715
Is it even fucking playable on PC? PC ports are usually garbage.

>>84257699
well, you're not wrong.

>>84257792
that's right

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Has twin peaks been streamed on BG or suptv this season? Is it going to be streamed tomorrow?

>>84257843
the trick is to neglect your daughters, that's when they will want your d

>>84257875
what's wrong with you?

>>84257951
learning art of life from television

>>84257347
Torrents. You don't even need a private tracker, the episodes are up on tpb half a day after they air.

>>84257517
I can only think of Kira's hair turning white like Leland's

>>84255370

so fucking ugly

>>84258066
that was due to body swap not insanity though

>>84258066
it goes from blond to black to watermelon and he knows and enjoys what he's doing

>>84257651
...what?

>>84257860
What the fuck is wrong with Minnesota?

>>84254192
>going to IGN in the first place
>reading the comments

what the fuck is wrong with you?

>>84257347
>not watching each episode live as it premieres
wew

>>84257376
they're both dugpas

>>84258171
is there a stream?

>>84254729
BITE DA BULLET BAYBEE

>>84257251
deadly premonition and especially mizzurna falls

>>84257347
Get another free trial

>>84254138
I've never understood this scene, like the spiders are just going to magically kill him the second they touch him or some shit

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>>84258148
who fucking knows

>>84258250
it would be really scary

>>84258148
is twin peaks streaming on BG or suptv tho. I haven't needed it before but I will tomorrow. I wanna watch it live.

>>84254169
>waahhh guys stop being less retarded than me!!1 waahhh everyone is as dumb as I am wahhh

>>84258146
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Yeq59HDx5Q

@ 1:23 - 2:15

>>84258134
It was through some mystical arrow fate thingy that never happens again in the series. And it happens after he kills his "son". The plot thickens Bravo Araki

>>84258225
go to /tpg/ the moment the show comes out. I've seen one the last time.
Oh and go full screen, you don't want to read the chat.

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is he okay?

>>84258255
nordic cuck genes

>>84258148
>he didn't play duck duck grey duck
fucking pleb

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!

>>84256725
Is that the scene where Agent Cooper is walking with Laura Palmer to her house?

>>84254714
Mfw pussy heaven

>>84258250
Windom knows Leo is retarded. The spiders actually aren't venomous, he's just tricking Leo into thinking they are.

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>>84258148
Twin Peaks would have been in Minnesota if the industry wasn't further west.

can spiders listen?

>>84254898
What's your name neighbor

>>84258293
i'm not sure what i'm supposed to get out of this

>>84255889
>Maddie and Laura that low
>Audrey #1
>Nadine anywhere other than last

plebs first power ranking eh?

>>84257251

Gravity Falls, Wayward Pines, Alan Wake and Life is Strange off the top of my head.

Alan Wake is essentially Stephen King + Twin Peaks. Wayward Pines is fairly uninspired. I feel like Life is Strange captured the wistful/melancholy atmosphere that pervaded a lot Twin Peaks.

>>84256235
>>84256088
BUT WHY

WHAT THE FUCK ITS NOT EVEN A HOLIDAY

http://www.sho.com/twin-peaks/the-return/part/9

>>84256749
Doppelganger can't be in real world at same time as person unless the person gets stuck in the lodge. Start with the series, then FWWM, then Missing Pieces, then you can watch the new show.

>>84255951
I'll send you a love letter straight from my heart fucker

>>84258387
She's only best girl in Season 1

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>>84258327

>>84258472
that's quite a stretch

>>84257198
Holy shit look at this ultra-pleb, this guy's such a latecomer to the show that he didn't even watch the first part AS INTENDED as a 2-hour episode.

You literally disgust me. I'd maybe be hurt by your insult if it meant anything, but instead I laugh at you since you revealed your own ignorance.

>>84258446
read the filename.
i used to like her but now i know shes a cunt IRL

>>84257144
It's from both. I've had that midget in my head saying "this is a formica table...GREEN is its color" for over 20 years. It's awesome.

>>84258500

I'm only talking about the character. The character seems such a bitch and selfish in Season 2. Her and James didn't give two shits about Laura, she just used her murder as an excuse to suck his face off.

>>84258327
Who the fuck is "Judy"?

>>84256153
>>84256234
it doesnt fucking matter you autists. the take away point is that dopplecoop is blackmailing the warden

Any links for transcendental meditation?

>>84258544
We're going to leave her out of it.

>>84258499
But anon, I did watch it as intended. Doesn't change the fact that it's part 2.
You shouldn't even call them "episodes". Lynch says they're divided as "parts" of an 18-hour film. Now look who's the biggest pleb now.

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Stop watching David "Rapist" Lynch.

>>84258582
get a mat, sit on it, put some hippie music on and let your mind wander, that's it

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>>84258544
We're not going to talk about Judy.

>>84256577
because the story is about the characters on the screen not about you you fucking idiot. the revelation of annie being in laura's diary is more relevant to the characters we are following than the fact that doctor hayward thought cooper might have been visiting audrey in hospital 25 years ago.

>>84258294
he never actually kills the son
and oh yeah I forgot his hair color changes twice

>>84258591
>>84258642
But I want to talk about Judy. Why are we not allowed to talk about her? Fucking Jeffries.

>>84258294
>It was through some mystical arrow fate thingy that never happens again in the series.

animeonly go

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he makes cute noises

>>84258615
You? Look how fucking mad this Eddie Vedder spammer is, everyone. He got fucking REKT when a comment proved that the songs at the end don't dictate what happens on the show.

>>84258625
I can't. Even though I know you are correct, I just can't.

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>>84258047
>the episodes are up on tpb half a day after they air.
What a fucking pleb. I don't use private trackers and the episodes are up within the hour or so, just search on more than tpb you spastic

>>84258781
He is cuter than any girl from the series. :3

>>84258878
>>84258781
>nigger
>cute

>>84258578
>Grrr, stop talking about the show!

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Imagine if instead of using grapes to make that wine, it was your balls

>>84258952
What's this meme? Kyle has his own vineyard?

>>84258952
That sounds extremely painful

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>>84259022
the image that started it all

>>84259022
he does
there's a photo of him caressing the grapes and some gay anon with patritian taste wished the grapes were his testicles

>>84259107
it cant be

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>>84259089
Anon please, this is a blue board

Cooper and Audrey is a fucking stupid idea. FBI agent agent being romantically involved with a high school aged student? Yes, even Annie was too young and isn't right considering his position of authority.

I wonder what Cole made of his inappropriate relationships. Then again, Cole was chasing Shelly.

So it leads me to conclude that Lynch is a-ok sees nothing wrong with older men being romantically involved with young women. Maybe MJA was right.

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>>84259089
maaaUUUHH the Missoulan champagne has always been celebrated for its excellence... there is a Twin Peaksian champagne by Dale Cooper inspired by that same excellence...

>>84259190
lmao

>>84259207
But coop rejected Audrey because she was too young

>>84259207
>>84259288
I'm glad the Lara Flynn meme has ended

>>84259288
After Kyle rejected the idea

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>>84259207
>nothing wrong with older men being romantically involved with young women.
if the younger person is of legal age, then there is nothing wrong with it. Audrey was 18 so if Cooper didn't have the dilemma of her being part of his investigation, then it would have been perfectly okay for him to pursue a relationship with her.

Also Annie a shit and worst waifu

>>84258862
What torrent sites do you use, then?

>>84259288
>>84259306
>>84259309

Mark Frost literally confirmed that Lara didn't want him to be with Audrey in a interview. Stop being faggots

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>>84259089
He has that Cliff Richard "I'm dying inside" look in this pic.

>>84258766
It's not the same arrow as in part 5 or 6. Bite the Dust can not be considered a requiem. That was an arrow that grants stands not he Vento Aureo one that gives Requiems. I have read all of JoJo and know my shit

>>84259409
yewtree will get you soon, Cliff.

>>84259214
that same Montanan excellence, get your head in the game anon.

>>84258708
He killed him. The son came back through off- screen Bite za Dusto

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>>84259422
SIR Cliff to you, peasant.

>>84259329
Coop is a law enforcement agent in a position of authority and influence. It is highly inappropriate for someone in such a position to be romantically involved with an 18 year old regardless of the legality.

Will Cooper wake up in the next episode?

>>84259544
I'm not sure Coop will ever get back to himself fully, but I'd guess the first half of the movie is this and the second half is the doppelstruggle.

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>>84259544
What do you think?

>>84257644
>rewatching a playthrough
>rewatching
Fucking kill yourself, kid.

>>84258913
whoa

>>84259544
Depends on how much Lynch likes to fuck with the audience (presumably a shit-ton). So Part 8 will end with something happening that makes it seem Cooper will never come back ever, possibly even becoming brain dead.

Then 2 week wait, because Lynch has it all planned like that. Then coming back in Episode 9. Also three more beloved characters will be revealed as having been rapetortured in Ep 8.

>>84259417

Maybe Araki didn't think of calling it that at that point, but bite za dusto is a fucking requiem, it developed due to Kira's intense wish to not be discovered, just like SCR developed the body switch ability because Polpol was sad about having a fucked up body and GER developed because Giorno just wanted to end Diavolo without thinking too hard about what KC actually does.

>>84259588
not playing that trash, I'd rather let my surrogate friends do it

As somebody who has seen the first 2 seasons but not bothered to start the third, and who is also not somebody who is into Lynch's normal thing, should I bother watching this or has it gone full blown Lynchian symbolic imagery

>>84259631
Seriously, kill yourself.

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was he a lodge inhabitant?

NEW

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>>84259650

>>84259207
>Write your character to have a romance with the hottest waifu in the show

Was Lynch the biggest alpha or a disgusting pedo?

>>84259207
There isn't anything wrong with an older man being romantically involved with a young woman. And the age of consent in Washington is also 16 so Audrey is 2 years over that in the original series. Both Cooper and Audrey had feelings for each other too so it's not one exploiting the other even with Cooper being an FBI agent.

If anything I would think Cooper wouldn't want another relationship so soon considering the shit that happened with Caroline (and potentially having some sort of relationship with Diane) but that was tossed to the wind with him falling in love with Annie. Maybe also Cooper wanting someone older and I could see that as well.

>>84258308

yeah he will be fine, just a little high

>>84259635
It's not as far Lynch as I expected but it is mostly. If you've seen Mulholland Drive it's fairly similar to that with still some bits of Twin Peaks-ness in it.

>>84259648
four you

>>84259629
One arrow gives stands
and one gives Requiems. Personality etc. of course plays a role but they are different arrows which makes it no requiem. But honestly I think not even Araki cares.

>>84259454
if you come back immediately you haven't been killed
also the hair change was when he got Bites Za Dusto and before he first uses it

>>84259947
Exactly what I'm saying. It's just a pothole by Araki.
The son comes back after dying even though Bite The Dust needs someone to discover Kira's Identity to work. This wasn't shown in the manga. But he was definitely dead. That was the whole drama

>>84260046
This was directly after he died in the bathroom. The next morning he is back alive

>>84258165
best body

>>84256725
Looks like Mr C won.

>>84259329
why did no one in the twin peaks universe dog on coop for not fucking the shit outta audrey?

>>84257280
Post webm