Choose your 80'sfu
you're mom lol
>>84180068
You wish faggot.
Ducky
>Dad, is that a gun you're holdi-
I dig the short hair and she has fantastic tits
Drew Barrymore in that movie she did when she was 14 and she gets her white tshirt all wet exposing her fat pre-reduction tits
>>84180029
Claimed
>>84180719
God damn it anon
Belinda best girl
I love her cute face
>>84180169
>Loud whistling
>>84180029
>>84180029
>>84180029
im 100% sure that my bobcut fetish is coming from some movie or tv series i saw when i was a kid in 90s. but cant tell who did it
>>84180315
Watch it Bender!
>>84180029
definitely her
>>84182995
Good one
>>84180169
>>84180266
>>84182995
>>84185908
Definitely these
>>84180719
Her too, though I don't think I was familiar with her as a kid
>>84184187
>15 years old
Why was this allowed
>>84180029
Low test.
>>84187402
Best girl from The Bangles.
https://youtu.be/xfsCAJnx2JI
They say "don't stick your dick in crazy?" but nothing gets my dick harder than crazy so, I gotta do it.
>>84182995
she's a goddess
She's still hot
Too many to choose from.
>>84187503
Because there is a god
claimed
>>84188005
My nibba
that Patton Oswalt is now crawling on top of her disgusts me
>>84188218
is that why he killed his wife?
>>84188005
>>84188067
>>84188110
>How could they do this to Jennifer Jason Leigh? How could they put such a fresh and cheerful person into such a scuz-pit of a movie? Don't they know they have a star on their hands? I didn't even know who Leigh was when I walked into "Fast Times at Ridgemont High," and yet I was completely won over by her. She contained so much life and light that she was a joy to behold. And then she and everybody else in this so-called comedy is invited to plunge into offensive vulgarity.
claimed
>>84180029
I just wanna see her laughing in the purple rain
>>84188218
>47 years old
>never married
>no kids
>dating a troll
JUST
>>84188406
I bet Oswalt has a big white dick
for the anon in that thread thats now closed :(
Olivia
>>84180029
Claimed.
>>84188271
She was Ebert's waifu.
>>84188097
>80s
Mermaid Waifu claimed
Kelly Le Brock claimed
>>84190478
I fapped to her porn doppelganger
>>84180029
> Choosing anyone but base Connelly.
Also, dibs on Connelly.
>>84191266
name pls
>>84180029
valerie kaprisky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsDblMUemEs
>>84191482
She doesn't grow up to be pretty.
claimed
>>84188571
>>84188837
both good taste
>>84180266
Good call man. Fucking watch that movie so many times just for THAT scene. It used to play on HBO all the time.
needs moar Jane Badler
I swear she's the source of all my femdom fetishes.
Which 80sfu had the hairiest arms?
>>84192119
>beaten by 8 seconds
>>84192119
>>84192172
V scared the shit out of me, when I was kid.
>>84192202
No such thing as too much Jane Badler anon, don't worry.
not 80
i dont care
>>84192316
>that 80s butch but hot look
>>84192119
>>84192172
That conversion scene turned me onto threesomes. Good girl and bad girl play acting is the best.
>>84180266
What was the point in photoshopping the towel like that?
>>84188497
Rip
>>84187503
It was the 80s before everything went to hell.
>>84180029
Claimed
Erin Gray awoken things in my pre teen body that had never stirred before. I hated when Buck Rogers was cancelled. She was still hot in Silver Spoons but in a different MILFy way.
>>84192383
Hell yes, that's why i love this >>84180266 so much.
I love me some tomboyish, butch and/or reverse trap
>>84192408
It's not shopped, it's two separate towels
>>84180169
>check out married with kids on YouTube
>see Kelly bundy
>literally hear grown men in the audience hollering and hooting at Kelly
>at an underage high school girl
>mfw this was acceptable at one time
Great thread, always good to be reminded not everyone here is a fucking kid.
>>84180719
I would prematurely ejaculate on myself if she gave me a side glance.
>>84192564
It's weird how much more vulgar and extreme our culture has become in some ways, and yet totally pussified in others
CLAIMED 80s era Morgan Fairchild
>>84192564
The audience in 1991 knew she wasn't really high school age. She was on the cover of tabloids talking about how she was fucking River Phoenix.
>>84192254
every 8 yr old in my class including me wanted to fuck her when she vored that mouse
consider this shit chose
>>84180029
Was Charles molesting those kids?
No one claimed 80's Diane Lane? Fucking claimed
>>84192501
she aged like sour buttrmilk sadly. there's a pilot to a new buck rogers show with her playing buck's mom. it's on YouTube. the buck rogers trust kept it from becoming a series. fuck them. yet spuderman and elsa can scatplay with kids.
>>84192993
fuuuuug
out of all the ones in this thread her and prime J Connolly are the ones i regret not getting dibs on
>>84188108
Samanta?
>>84193035
A man with exquisite taste I see, we shall share her anon.
>>84188506
Still would
Still wouldJK
MINE!
Betsy Russell in Private School. I was in love.
CLAIMED THE MOST PATRICIAN OF ALL WAIFUS WET WET
>>84192758
She was like 15 in the first season, and the hootin' an hollerin' was there from the very beginning. Don't forget the episodes with other underage actresses either
>>84180029
Better off dead is such a great movie. Great 80sfu too obviously.
Bonus points if any of you plebs recognize the man in the middle.
Claimed with my one-eyed willy
>>84192659
>>84193704
Didn't she do some prison sort core film once? I need to know the name for science reasons.
>>84193704
ANDY! YOU GOONIE!!!!!
Cute as fuck from the dawn of the information age...
>>84193671
>Better off dead is such a great movie
Yeah it is. And she was sooooo fucking cute. The accent was the best.
>>84193819
Recognize the image but not the movie.
>>84193778
>Didn't she do some prison sort core film once?
I'm not sure m8, first i've heard but never really delved into her career 2bh
>>84180029
Not really Kung Fu, but with all the other martial arts movies it fits in with the 80sfu craze.
F
I could claim Virginia Hey too but that would be cheating
>>84193901
When I was younger I thought I saw her on cable in a prison movie with another chick.
>>84180029
Only one choice
>>84194079
ITT: People who don't read OPs post.
>>84180169
[whooping intensifies]
>>84188497
In what movie did Emily Ratajkowski get her tits out?
>>84194028
Mr. Cringe picked a meme girl from a movie she's in for 5 minutes. Heh, virgins...
>>84180029
>>84193851
Great movie
claimed
>>84193671
That's Coke Can Dan in the middle you filthy plebs
>>84193704
hermione?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSXbFu3j5eQ
>>84194028
frankly she was the only one I was sad for when she died. she literally did nothing wrong.
>>84192499
[INTERNAL REEEEEE]
i claim the fox
>>84194625
DYKED
>>84194480
So...?
>>84194612
chad wins again
>>84194793
law of nature
CLAIMED
Move aside womanlets
>>84194555
Goonies
>>84194457
Not hairy enough.
>>84194457
muh nigga
>>84194457
>Error: duplicate file exists here
top kek great taste
>>84180266
>>84187402
>>84192099
>>84192547
She's still impressively cute for woman nearing 60
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cp22BaMyF6Y
>>84193671
Extra bonus points - Director Savage Steve Holland went on to direct many episodes of Dan "Hold Her Tighter She's a Fighter" Schneider's TV kino
>>84194457
>>84195074
>>84195107
Well if it's gonna be that kind of party I'm claiming Nina De Ponca
>>84193950
You should've claimed Virginia...she is despite your insistence to contrary best girl after all
>>84195107
I know its cp but Battle of the Stars: Chrisy Canyon vs. Traci Lords is a masturpiece
I'll take a V
E.G. Daily yes pls
>>84189725
yeah buddeh
>>84195350
Weirdly enough I don't find her sexually attractive, I think it's because of seeing her on tv over all these years and being like a surrogate tv aunt.
I'll just assume this counts
shame she got Travoltad
>>84180719
Damn it. Came here to post this. Fyi she's still smoking hot.
>>84193865
Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol
>>84195459
she's a tranny
I'm trying to narrow it down but this is really hard.
I guess the eternal answer is always Winona. Tied with that would be JConn. But those two were only around in the last 4-5 years of the 1980s.
So for me there's also honorable mention to people like Brooke Shields and Phebe Cates, Diane Lane, Christina Applegate, Alyssa Milano, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Ally Sheedy, soooo many qts I got a headache.
For me the real woman from 1980-1990 and even beyond who reigns the decade in just beauty is supermodel Paulina Porizkova, but she was only in a few acting roles and isn't /tv/ related.
>try to post gif/jaypeg
>keeps saying it's corrupt
Fuck you.
>>84195594
hmm. And how does ur current wife compare to any of those?
She has some great nudes. I would post them but I don't want to get banned. John Carpenter is a very lucky man.
I wish I had a dead reanimated qt gf
>>84190934
>>84187909
Damn it. I'm always too late to these threads.
Nancy Allen was way hotter in 1941 but that came out in '79.
I claim onedubs gets the other one
>>84187515
underrated post/choice
>>84192993
good pick. love her in rumble fish.
>>84195839
Holy fuck
I had such a crush on her
What was the name of this show?
>>84193291
still would desu
>>84193518
>>84180029
To bad she is gay though
>>84195350
Huh. I guess now I know what Karlie Kloss will look like circa 2047.
>>84188837
> Night of the Comet
> posts the wrong sister
>>84196205
It would be trivially easy to convince me this is actually Sara Barthel (spelling?) from Phantogram. Like, kinda uncanny resemblance.
Sean Young - Blade Runner 1982
MINE FAGGOTS
If only I could have saved her...
>>84193704
Haha, nooo!
She is already claimed.
I loved her in Lucas.
Idk, they all look pretty shit tier compared the sculpted goddesses we get nowadays
>>84180719
Oh shit, nigger. She got the glow.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34Dcx0S1JY8
RIP Vanity.
Paulina, of course.
Lucinda Dickey
Lori Loughlin
>>84180719
>>84188837
>>84190934
>>84193035
>>84194269
Patrician choices.
>>84196505
>dat armhair
>>84187515
Lea Thompson
>>84188497
Rolling
Damn, not many left.
Claiming Blondie, I guess.
>>84188497
Rolling
>>84196514
It's ok anon you're a man of good taste we'll share
>>84188497
rollinrollinrollinrollin
>>84197030
>>84180029
>>84197024
delicious
>>84197748
Claiming
>>84198228
She would crush your cock into a diamond with her super-gasms
>>84198369
never nude. the world mourns
>>84195981
>>84198499
I wish I can live in an alternate reality where she posed nude in in her prime.
>>84188497
must rollll
>>84198043
>>84197748
>She's still fine asf
wew lads
First pornfu
>>84184875
Unknown Stuntman starts playing
>>84188497
please
>>84198952
In her 30s and 40s the Elvira outfit enhanced her appearance, as a GILF I think she looks better as herself now
>>84193947
Fuck yeah Steve James was the shit in those movies.
When i watch them today it's painfully obvious Dudikoff was a kindergarde teacher and not a martial artist.
>>84188497
rollz
>>84198952
>>84199248
who team cutie-crackho-deadfu here
>>84188506
Yeah, that's the ticket!
>>84188497
00 pls
>>84199329
Brap?
>>84195353
Patrician 80sfu anon
Underrated chick from Commando
>put coke on dick
>get best blowjob
>>84199741
BIG SIS
>>84188497
pls god
You got girlfriend Vietnam?
>>84200387
No BBC for her.
>>84188497
roll
>>84196051
roll
>>84200108
>snor coke from carrie fisher's asshole.
>>84188497
roll
C L A I M E D
>>84188497
roll
claimed
>>84200387
I still find it hilarious that 8-Ball pulled out his dick in front of his whole platoon to prove it's short enough to fuck her.
Just watched this last night
>>84194199
I'm guessing Gone Girl
>>84195459
fuuccccc that scene when the car door opens, slow pan up her legs HNNG
>>84180029
BRUH
>>84188497
let's get it
For me, it is Madolyn Smith-Osborne
>>84180719
She's still hot.
>>84195594
>>84196625
the GOAT
>>84188406
John Stamos is starting to look like shit
>>84188497
bumping with a 90's fu
>>84180507
Shit that never happened.
>>84188497
rolling mannn
Traci Lords claimed!
>>84197030
Her daughter is a knockout too.
>>84200196
yes
the 'nurturing big sis' fetish started early
I want to get reverse trap'd pls
>>84188497
Bring on the tiddies.
>>84202036
Short-hair tomboys with huge titties are fucking amazing.
>>84202036
What movie?
>>84191573
Daryll hannah.
>>84202036
Kind of low on her chest, but they're not saggy. Pretty fantastic. I remember seeing that movie as a kid late one night on Comedy Central. It was after midnight, and I don't know if they just forgot to blur it or they didn't care because it was late at night, but it was glorious.
>>84202313
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089393/
>>84190478
>>84202345
You guys realize she has legit diagnosed autism, right?
That gives me a weird boner.
>>84202771
A guy who did work in her California house said she has no air conditioning in her place save for one room where she keeps her shoes. She also has a giant mural of herself naked.
>>84201756
I remember her hosting movies.
>>84188497
Mother of god! What a Godly list.
>>84192503
Shes actually 90s not 80s. Still noice choice.
>>84180029
>>84180169
>>84180266
>>84182995
>>84184187
>>84184838
>>84185908
>>84188108
>>84188571
>>84190478
>>84192499
>>84193035
>>84193291
>>84193380
>>84193296
>>84193652
>>84193704
>>84194612
>>84195452
>>84195459
>>84195839
>>84195911
>>84196505
>>84197637
>>84199039
>>84199248
>>84188067
>>84199741
>>84200030
>>84200766
>>84201396
>>84201690
>>84202036
Looks like all the good ones have been taken.
Than again I really did enjoy The Neverending Story as a kid ...for reasons.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YY0ols5XLFA
>>84197150
already claimed>>84196205
>best chick has yet to be posted
>>84193704
The Emma Watson of the 80s.
>>84180029
>>84180029
They are all old as shit now and irrelevant
>>84203038
Are you Google?
>>84188497
plz no jamie
>>84203114
Damn Chunk is actually looking good. No homo.
Isn't he like a lawyer now or something?
>>84200030
According to today's standard, she gets raped by that guy in that 80s movie where Nicolas cage plays a punk.
Waiting fot that gif/webm of shory haired chick with perfect tits.
>>84203357
That's 90s m8
>>84188497
Roll
>>84195432
Is Jem worth watching for the qts?
>>84180029
Hardmode:post how they look now
>>84196317
>To bad she is gay though
That only kicked in when she went through menopause and stopped producing estrogen.
>>84202875
There's no valid reason to not have a giant mural of yourself naked in your home.
>>84203671
I don't want one. It would just remind me that I've failed in my lifelong quest tobecome a cute girl
>>84188497
roll
what is the average age of people posting ITT?
>>84198588
Supposedly her tits are now all scarred up and tattooed.
>>84180212
Kys for posting this and delet.
>>84203044
And still are fuckable as GILF, what does your waifu have huh?
amanda wyss (better off dead, fast times, nightmare on elm st)
claimed
>>84196217
Out of this World.
>>84203856
damn forgot picture
she still looks hot.
>>84203745
Judging by a lot of the answers I'm gonna guess most here are at least in their upper 20s. I'm 30.
>>84202875
Well she's dating that fucking hippie Neil Young. That might have something to do with it. Plus old people have real thin skin and get cold real easy and like heat.
>>84203894
what do 20 and 30 yo's know about the 80s?
>>84203646
maybe if you like cheesy 80's stuff
https://youtu.be/UtNPFSz9-5c
Gimmie some Robert "The Boss" Stack laying into me some smooth Unsolved Mysteries
>>84203930
Who said anything about 20 year olds? Most people born in the latter half of the 80s still grew up watching a lot of 80s movies, TV shows, cartoons, played with 80s toys etc. - none of which were really all that old at the time.
>>84195911
I would take her out to 31 Flavors.
>>84197030
I blew a load so loud to this scene my balls still have PTSD.
>>84200307
She's no fluke.
>>84203745
I'm 36.
>>84185908
Looks just like The Karate Kid
Jo from Facts of Life
>>84203745
>>84203745
28 here.
>tfw only attracted to 35+ MILFs and 14-20 year old girls
>>84195606
patrician taste, there anon.
>>84188497
rolling
>>84188497
rollord
>>84188497
WE rollin
Which one has the best 80s bush though?
>>84188497
rolland
>>84188497
Landed Daddario already but lookin to trade up
>>84187515
I already fapped twice tonight.
Now I'll be fapping again.
>>84189725
This.
>>84188497
roll
>massive thread full of people who actually remember the 80's
>I wasn't even alive then
jesus just confirms that everyone on this board is actually like 45
>>84188497
roollll
>>84188497
oh money
>>84206409
A lot of these shows and movies were still played on TV all throughout the 90s which is probably why so many of us oldfags remember them so well. I doubt the majority of people in this thread were born in the 70s.
>>84188497
rollin
>>84206986
Not true. Lot of single guys in their 40's in here. We're like the millennials from the wrong generation. We're supposed to be married and have kids in college now, but we're even worse slackers than we used to be in the 90's because the weed got better. Reggie is primo these days. There's not a lot of us, but we probably discovered 4chan around 2009-ish and had stuck around since.
Here's proof I'm in my 40's. Here's an 80's song no millennial knows about https://youtu.be/-oiqiYdWXiM
>>84188497
let's see
>>84207101
Well shit. Judging by the dreadful content of this place I always assume the average poster is in their late teen years. I guess I'll still be here in 10 years then.
The main chick from the first terror on elm Street movie
>>84188497
rollmanba
>>84188497
the fuck. only a few of these bitches are from the 80's. rollin for 80's gilf
>>84200895
>through her mouth
>>84188497
roll
>>84188497
Rebly