Twin Peaks General /tpg/

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YOURE GOING BACK TO MISSOULA!

CROATIA LEAKED EPISODE 8

FUCK GENE KELLY YOU MOTHERFUCKER!

>>84095771
what did he mean by this?

ONE ONE NINE

>The season finale will be Cooper regaining his body and memories.

>This entire season will be Cooper being a fuckwit

>I want to die

From the pastebin in the OP

>I want to get into Twin Peaks, in which order should I watch it?
>American Pilot (the one that lasts ~1h30m) + Season 1 > Season 2 > Fire Walk With Me > The Missing Pieces > read Secret History of Twin Peaks (optional) > Season 3

is the Pilot really necessary viewing? i don't think so.

does anyone have a clip of coop vs ike the spike?

>>84095855
THANK GOD

Now its obvious to everyone this guy and the guy in the prison cell are TWO DIFFERENT THINGS

Any guesses which episode Coop stops being retarded?

>>84095841

He's Leland's doppelganger, so he hasn't done anything wring (yet). It was mortal Leland, possessed by BOB, who killed his own daughter.

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First for Jumping Man 2K17

>>84095869
It's really not. But it doesn't hurt.

HELL GOD BABY DAMN NO

>>84095869
just realized american pilot is the good one, nevermind

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Alright you /tpg/ faggots, that's the way you want it? This week's premier episode of telekino was supposed to be the season finale of Better Call Saul! Vince fucking earned it you faggots!

VINCE MADE AN AMAZING EPISODE OF TELEVISION AND THEN DAVID LYNCH AND YOU FUCK FACES HAVE TO COME IN AND RELEASE A BETTER FUCKING EPISODE OF YOUR GAY ASS MOUNTAIN SHOW AND MAKE A MOCKERY OUT OF THE SEASON 3 FINALE OF THE CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED PREQUEL TO BREAKING BAD, AMC'S BETTER CALL SAUL

YOU FUCKS WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS

>>84095901
THAT IS NOT THE SAME MAN FR0M THE PRIS0N CELL

>>84095885
prove it

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I WANT A TWOOO BY FOUR

>>84095771
His face reminded me that Reaper exists
I know it's unrelated but anyone seen him in that?

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>>84095897
18 hopefully

>>84095928
prove it

>>84095928
Because it's the Jumping Man

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>>84095481
>>84095609

discuss

>>84095918
wah muh autistic brothers home is on fire wah he'll be in a burn ward next season wah

vince gilligan is a known pedofile and anybody who watches his garbage is a pedofile sympathizer

>>84095901
>lynch puts an aboriginal australian character in his show
>"WHY IS HE COVERED IN SOOT AND OIL AND COAL WTF?"

>>84095901
Briggs ghost?

>>84095865
The Eddie Vedder song that ends rhe series already confirms that Agent Cooper never regains his memory.

>>84095901
Why does he look familiar? Like original series / FWWM familiar and not like the stomping man from formica convenience store

>>84095951
I hate this "prove it" meme. It ruins me lying to people on the internet for no reason.

>>84095970
when they show her home movie in episode 1 Tbh

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>>84095865
This, and
>season 4 is teased as a possibility for the next 10 or years until Kyle MacLachland decides he's too old and retires

Most fitting end to Twin Peaks?

>>84095901
This is the guy who was pretending to be Phillip Jeffries over the radio. He wants to be with Bob again.

>>84095970
Sheryl looks cute there, but honestly standing next to prime Sherilyn Fenn will make anyone look like shit in comparison.

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>>84095970
she is an absolute qt

>>84096023
Thats exactly correct.

Reminder that Richard Horne is NOT a kid.

>>84095901
DAHNALD THE GARMONBOZIA DAHNALD
HAND IT OVER NOW

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*dolphin noises*

>>84096018
>9 more seasons of autistic Coop

>>84095987
Well that's countered by the song "Little Willy" by the 1970s band Sweet which proves that Cooper will regain his memory. Simian.

>>84096047
Mid 20s-30 you reckon?

>>84095987
>The Eddie Vedder song that ends rhe series already confirms that Agent Cooper never regains his memory.

I can't tell if you're the same person memeing this in every thread or if a group of brainlets believed the original post and are now parroting it like idiots.

>>84096073
pls be real

www.cnn.com/news/twin-peaks-renewed-for-one-more-season

>>84096023
That's why he stuffed the ring down Briggs while he was possessing Hastings, so that the FBI would be called in by the military and be led directly to the husband / wife team of Doug 'n Janey-E. He's checking to make sure everything is going according to plan. [electrical crackling] while he walks confirms.

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>>84095985
JUST

>>84095987
I feel like Out of Sand will be used in the episode that Coop regains his memory if anything

>>84096105
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>84096069

>>84096089
Its just one guy lmao I tracked his IP and I have his facebook page and shit

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>>84096105
>Lynch ever successfully negotiating with a media company again

>>84096115
>KNOCK MUH BITCH UP

>>84096115
LIKE A FINE WINE

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>>84096089
I wish I could see your face when you are
LYNCHED
Y
N
C
H
E
D

>>84096145
You think he blew it?

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>>84095901
more like heart attack jumpscare man from mullholland's drive

The season will end with Coop getting two rides from his wife and the black whore. It will go down as the only series finale the ends with a porn scene. One armed looks down jerking himself like that proud angel from Its a wonderful life.

>>84096105
It's real! Holy fucking shit this cant be happening

>>84096137
I'm sure you did. I don't even have a Facebook account. Post it. Plus, I'm one person that has responded to others saying the same thing. Just admit you were LYNCHED and move on.

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>>84096105
>cnn
Of all the news sources, you pick an inherently non-entertainment one?

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>>84096047
That's where you're wrong heh, kiddo
*flips coin*

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>>84095901
Who am I

www.efukt.com/news/david-lynch-back-for-season-4

Its happening!

>>84096234
did you just get LYNCHED by a shitty troll? At least reddit needs an actual artist for that, you just fall for anything, don't you?

>it's a plot moves forward and scenes with the old cast are actually interesting episode

Honestly my favourite

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>>84096247
I want Diane to verbally abuse me.

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>mfw waiting for the next episode

A show has never gotten to me like this before.

>>84096181

She somehow looks better in that makeup than she does normally.

>>84096268
kek

>>84096195

I just flew to Croatia where this is airing and I can confirm this is true.

>>84096292
This. What the fuck, weeks are so long.

>>84096309
THE CROATIA LEAK IS REAL

>>84096257
Bob's brother

>>84096292
>2 week break after the next episode

fug

>>84096247

What would Diane say if she spoke to Gene Kelly?

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>>84096292
>tfw you imagine how intense it would have been watching the first two seasons
>no bros to shitpost with
Probably would have killed myself desu

>>84096247
what did she mean by this

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Literally the most depressing shot in the entire series. I've never seen something so existentially tragic in my entire life.

>>84095987
Fuck off

>>84096143
Nobody loves 10/10s. They're too perfect, too unapproachable.

>>84096333
I hope we have a massive cliffhanger to talk about.

Oh my god Pats 8, 9, and 10 all leaked in Bulgaria!

>>84096358
Was expecting a sad shot of Cooper desu

>>84096268
>Part 19: It's only smellz (February 14, 2018)

>>84096359
It actually does end the series. Give it a listen.

http://www.total-croatia-news.com/news/entertainment/Twin-Peaks-Confirmed-Fourth-Season

Who's everybodys favorite porn star?

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>>84096287
Breh, when she sat down and gave us a peek of those milf legs. I wish she was sitting on me, and using me as a human chair. She could even rest her hot coffee cup on me, I wouldn't mind.

>>84096181
That's the first thing I thought of.

>>84096367
send me the VHS please, i have bitcoins

>>84096389
Alzheimer's Cooper is sad, but he's not that sad.

>>84095865
>>84095987
There are two promo shots that show Cooper back to his normal self.

>>84096405
kekekekeekekekekekekekekek

http://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2017/06/twin-peaks-episode-7-diane-meets-cooper-sexual-assault-rape-audrey-horne Are they just covering Twin Peaks suddenly cos of the rape aspect?

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/06/19/missoula-tourism-up-thanks-to-washington-lawyer.html

>>84096407
>>>/reddit/

>>84095897
End of next one

>>84096415

She's a skeletor, brah. Almost as few curves as the coroner.

>>84096407
Into Karlee Grey lately

So what did Cooper do in the Lodge for 25 years?

>>84096443
>promo shots
might as well trust croatian news

>>84096400
Go to bed, Eddie. You'll be relevant again when you're dead.

>>84096443
That's dopplecoop after he leaves prison. Didn't you see the last episode?

>>84096470
Look at that big meaty thigh, anon. I want to kiss it.

www.DavidLynchFoundation.com/newsletter/18-episodes-of-dougie-i-hate-my-fans

DAVID BOWIE JUST APPEARED OUT OF THIN AIR IN A HOTEL IN CROATIA

>>84096470
When women hit that age it becomes tight again. It's weird.

>>84096407
bootleg

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>>84096350
>Murder She Wrote plebs and Quantum Leap nerds bullying us when the show goes to shit midway through season 2

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Imagine being Maddie in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Leland, you fuckin' scary, all sexy with your tight smile and horrific monster face. I would totally get raped and murdered by you, both me and my cousin." when all she really wants to do is go back to Missoula. Like seriously imagine having to be Maddie and not only stay in that living room while Leland Palmer flaunts his disgusting body in front of you, the favorable spotlight barely concealing his filthy hair and demonic motives, and just stay there, moment after moment, hour after hour, while he perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking visage but his haughty attitude as BOB tells him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, LELAND PALMER LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because he's not the one who has to stand there and watch his mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been dreaming of nothing but going back to Missoula (Montana) for your ENTIRE time in Twin Peaks. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his leathery head as he forces it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to stand there and revel in his "statuesque (for that is what he calls it)" expression, the expression he worked so hard for with BOB in the previous months. And then he smashes your head into the wall, and you know you could do anything to go back to Missoula, but you lie there and endure, because you're fucking Maddie. There's nothing you can do. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

www.buzzfeed.com/news/dougie-coop-is-here-to-stay-for-at-least-8-more-seasons-cooperfags-on-suicide-watch
No way!

>>84096510
Rigor mortis

www.DavidBowie.com/albums/twin-peaks-the-return-samples


OMG GUYS!

>>84096546
Check Please?

We are going to see some serious shit by the end of this season guys. You think Dougie is kino but it is only the opener. You will see real kino at the end.

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>>84096503

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>>84096030
I'm an Audreyfag but you still need to shut the fuck up

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>>84096460
It will be hilarious if neither of them got raped.

>>84096362
We will

>>84095901
Why are black skinned people so scary /tv/?

>>84096546

We don't deserve such beauty as this.

>>84096581
>watching What the Flick
>guy says he's disappointed that Diane is introduced as a victim and is about example of Lynch's problem with women

>>84096497
Sounds like you are triggered by someone who was just inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame just because he sings the final song that plays at the end of the season. Agent Cooper is not coming back, sorry but it's already known.

http://jacknance.com/blog/2017/06/20/lynch-really-did-kill-me
Oh shit

www.yahoo.com/news/david-lynch-dead

:(

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>>84096562
>it's real

>>84096609
Who was it? Alonso?

>>84096609
>watching What the Flick
>watching what the flick
ishygddt

>>84096648
I don't know their names. It's a 40 year old balding guy.

>>84096501
Doppleganger Coop has pure black eyes. Cooper has brown eyes.

You can see the color of his eyes in the shots. Honestly, how do you guys think the show is going to progress if Cooper doesn't get his memory back?

>>84096577
If you think Sheryl Lee can compete with Sherilyn Fenn looks-wise in any way, you're no Audreyfag.

>>84096609
But women are victims of everything.

www.croatia.com/twinpeaks/episode8

>>84096641
>Page not found - please try one of the links above

www.TheNextBigMeme.com/rising/twin-peaks-fake-news-posting

Uhhhhh, guys? Whats going on?

>>84096658
Nah, was not Alonso. It's probably a new guy.

>>84096609

I just saw all of them a minute ago. Why are they so bad at paying attention?

>>84096654
I like seeing the people butthurt about the show. I watch other ones too from people who know more about what they're talking about. The people on What The Flick don't even seem to be paying attention to a lot of the episode.

Is this the WORST /tpg/ thread ever? I certainly think so

www.TheNextBigMeme.com/rising/judy-posting-officially-dead

>>84096609
I thought women were supposed to be oppressed victims but now they aren't? I don't get these people, it is as if anything that makes real sense they are inclined to hate.

>>84095771

>>84096685

What ones have people that know what they are talking about? I was looking through them but it's all idiots with numale voices.

>>84096695
www.yahoo.com/news/pedofile-doesnt-like-/tpg/

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>>84096701

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>>84096661
>the show is going to progress

>>84096727
Vlog lady and Almost Cancelled are both pretty good.

>>84096615
Every episode we see more of Good Coop shine through Dougie. Coop's awakening is clearly going to happen sometime during this season.

https://www.aol.com/article/news/2017/06/19/mark-frost-to-solely-write-direct-and-star-in-twin-peaks-season-4/22490406/

www.9gag.com/news/cooper-scheduled-to-go-back-to-missoula-montana

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>>84095970

YOU JUST KNOW

www.4chan.com/tv/thread/david-lynch-dead-by-hands-of-michael-j-anderson

pottery

>>84096756
>Coop's awakening is clearly going to happen sometime during this season.
wow,i thought that would happen in s 5

>>84096757
Would be better than this shitty season

>>84096460
>Are they just covering Twin Peaks suddenly cos of the rape aspect?

Yeah, totally, there definitely aren't links to all the articles they've written about the show from before this weeks episode

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Is this the BEST /tpg/ thread ever? I certainly think so

https://www.target.com/p/garland-2-piece-sheridan-plush-washable-nylon-bath-rug-set/-/A-23963597#preselect=21567621

>>84096756
He hasn't made any progress. He's not coming back. Based Eddie Vedder is the key to season 3.

>b-but he dispatched the assassin
That's just muscle memory.

https://www.reddit.com/r/twinpeaks/comments/6ggj93/i-got-LYNCHED/

>>84096460
Fucking kek I thought this was another fake link until I saw the responses

>161
>45 original posters


jesus christ who's the team of autistics shitting up the general?

>>84096757
>aol
Holy shit didn't even know aol still existed

>>84096246

Blacks fucking love magic.

>>84096837
>He hasn't made any progress.
As far as leaving the town he's in sure, but he's been getting more responsive each episode

>>84096854
me :(

>>84096819
yeah
http://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/1991/08/poll-who-is-your-favourite-twin-peaks-character-?.html

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>>84095901
Moving version, framerate corrected to true patrician 24fps and aspect ratio of 16:9 maintained with no rescaling. Colormatrix, transfer, and primaries maintained. Limited TV range maintained.

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>not sure if I should believe Eddie Vedder or the promo shoots regarding Cooper's fate

>>84096705
sjw hate manufacturing cunts have no idea what they are talking about if they say shit like "Lynch has a problem with women"
look at hyper aggressive and confused frank booth yelling at a vagina for an archetypal example of where lynch thinks power ultimately lies

>>84096861
I would have jej'd if he went AW HELL NAW and started running in circles like every black in a David Blaine special

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https://www.infowars.com/david-lynch-found-dead-lynched-himself/

if dougie dies we riot

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>>84096854
all me

>>84096901
The coffee

>>84096854
>A FUCKING AVERAGE OF 3 POSTS PER POSTER? NOT IN MY THREAD

>>84096917
such a creepy scene

>>84096940

>it's okay to spam the thread with reddit-tier memes

fuck off

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>>84096917
NICE

>>84096924
vedder is shit, believe memes

>>84096936
Looks like he just farted in class.

WWW.COM/DAVID-LYNCH-DEAD

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>>84096861

>>84096924
Believe the trailers that show actual shots of Cooper acting normally.

>>84096970
man 3 posts per person is nothing, what are you used to? people coming in, posting and disappearing? it has nothing to do with the shitposting(not necessarily)

>>84096854
all IPs are me btw

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I hear my obscure ginger husbando is in this, is that true?

>>84097067
no

leave

Was Dougie a mistake? Seems like the only reason to watch that plot thread is for Naomi Watt's great acting.

>>84097033
Those are all shots from the finale. DougieCoop is a series-long journey.

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>>84097067
Everybody loves Steven

>>84097104
>>>/r/eddit

>>84097105
Ok, champ. Whatever you say.

>>84097104
His scenes are the best and I say that completely unironically. They're all so sad

>>84097104

Inertia. The heavier the object, the greater force and time is required to accelerate. Twin Peaks is winding up for something huge.

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>>84096924

What did Eddie Vedder say?

>>84097018
JUDY?

>>84096443
You have your eye on the hole, not the doughnut

>>84097131
Prepare to be Lynched.

Apparently I watched the series in the wrong order. I watched FWWM first because it's the prequel, so I figure chronologically it would make since it start with it first. It turns out Laura's killer is the mystery in the series. Why the fuck would they announce the killer in the prequel if it was a mystery?

Reminder that the Dougie saga ends next episode before the two week pause.

>>84097185
you fucked up m8

>>84097185
LYNCHED

>>84097185
>ever watching things in an order other than release date
why does this make sense to people?

>>84097185

That's on you, m8.

>>84097185
Yeah that's definitely your fault

>>84097185

Because the film came out after the show was finished. Why would you ever watch a prequel when it was released after the original?

>>84097189
>two week pause
NOOO

>>84097189
Cooper might come back fully but that storyline won't go away because we still have Janey-E and Sonny Jim.

>>84096929

Didn't need to- look at that smile. Look at it!

>>84097067
He's been in it for like 5 minutes so far
He was bretty gud in Antiviral desu

>>84097248

It's a prequel, it literally means it happens BEFORE the story so why would you reveal the mystery in the fucking prequel?

>>84097227
This shit all started with fucking Star Wars. Redditors making up LE EBIN NEW ORDERS to watch the movies in.

Where is Audrey!?
What happened after the coma?

>>84097279
Because it's meant to be watched after since it came out after.

>My favorite characters Richard Horne and magic motherfucker didn't get any screen time this episode
They better appear next episode Lynch

>>84097279
>it literally means it happens BEFORE the story so why would you reveal the mystery in the fucking prequel?

I'm not following your logic.

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>>84097189
>two week pause
wwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaatttttttttt

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>>84097131
>Twin Peaks : The Return
>the core of it is Cooper's odyssey back to Twin Peaks

>>84097185
desu I knew who the killer was before I watched the original series, and I still really enjoyed it. It's not that big of a deal.

>>84097310
>tfw I almost made a coffee to watch last episode with
Might have been comfy

https://www.vietnamesebaskingweavingforum.com/showtopic/twinpeaks/page2/comments/we'relenotlegonnatalkaboutlejudy

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>>84097310
Don't get how people are in denial about this when we've had that info for months before the premiere. DougieCoop might not last until the end, but Cooper himself we not be in Twin Peaks for long in this series. It's about the journey, not the destination. The donut, not the hole.

>the prequel to the story spoils the story

How does this make sense to anyone?

>>84097382
>not drinking coffee religiously every time you watch TP

Doing it SO wrong.

>>84097397
Judy is absolutely certain about this.

>>84097397
Because the prequel came out after and isn't meant to be watched first.

>>84097382
>>84097400
>>>/r/eddit
You stupid memeing cunts

Soooo... I've watched Blue Velvet (meh) and Lost Highway (not terrible). Where to next on my voyage of Lynched-ness?

>>84097419
>>84097411

i know where you guys belong
>>>/r/eddit

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>>84097422
Relax.
Have a picture of Cooper.

>>84097436
Mulholland Drive (kino)

>>84097436
Mulholland Drive

>>84097436
Watch The Straight Story. It's Lynch's best film.

>>84097436
Mulholland Drive and then Inland Empire.

>>84097436
>Blue Velvet (meh)
What a pleb.

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>>84097436
>Blue Velvet (meh)

>>84097455

And then?

>>84097436
my favourite were lost highway and eraserhead, elephant head i very different then the rest,mull might be the worst "normal"work of lynch and IE was almost amogn the top two.

>>84097436
>Soooo... I've watched Blue Velvet (meh)
>Where to next?

>>>/r/eddit

>>84097397
Because the story slowly unravels the mystery. Whereas the prequel displays it.

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>>84097094
>no

Why you lying bro?

>>84097277
Bretty gud in Get Out too. This weird bitch needs to be in more stuff.

www.CroatiaTravel.com/come-here-and-you-can-see-twin-peaks-early

>>84097481

It just wasn't the game changer I was promised. Pretty straight forward and although Frank Booth is my kind of rapist it didn't hit any great heights.

Lost Highway had far superior titties.

>>84097513
>>>/r/eddit

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>>84097185
>chronological fags

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So I had a dream last night that I fucked Shelly Johnson

>i ride into town on my bike
>seeing a lot of familiar faces
>hey pete! oh look, there's mike. wtf he's a lawyer now?
>everyone seems happy to see me, like i've been away a long time
>cruise up to the double r diner
>doc hayward's leaving just as i walk in
>gives me a weird look, don't know what to make of it
>"falling" starts playing
>goddamn, twin peaks is so comfy
>grab myself a seat at the counter
>that giggling wench heidi takes my order
>"a cup of coffee and a piece of that famous cherry pie, toots"
>couple minutes later shelly johnson serves me
>holy shit she's even more beautiful than in season 2
>she winks at me, almost like she's trying to flirt with me
>feel myself go red like a twelve-year-old who just had his first kiss
>we start small talking
>she's asking how i've been, as if i used to live here and i've finally returned after a long absence
>turns out she's single
>has a young daughter but she's away at camp
>i have a feeling that i can seal the deal
>she's really into me
>decide to tell her a joke:
>"a couple of penguins are walking across an iceberg and the first one says to the second, 'you look like you’re wearing a tuxedo'"
>"and the second one says, 'well maybe i am'"
>she bursts out laughing
>success.exe
>next thing i know
>smash cut
>we're in her bedroom
>i'm pounding away
>she's so fucking tight
>holy fucking shit, this is the best dream i've had in living memory
>glance at the mirror on her door as we're making the beast with two backs
>wtf why is my forehead so huge
>now we're lying next to each other
>i'm stroking her luscious hair, she has her dainty hand on my chest
>she looks up into my eyes
>her mouth opens
>"i always knew you were cool, james
And then I woke up

so i watched twin peak's memes before the series and missoula spoiled me the killer, how does that make sense?

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>>84097185
gj retard

>>84097394
I can't wait for you fags to get blown the fuck out, just like 2003fags.

>>84097490
>elephant head i very different from the rest
>elephant head

the absolute state of /tv/.

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>>84097541
holy shit

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is this cooper?????????? (from FWWM)

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>>84097554

>>84097436
>Blue Velvet (meh)
>meh
Kill yourself

>>84097613
That's obviously Ray Wise

>>84097613
It's Leland you idiot

>>84097185
>watching anything out of release order
You got exactly what you deserved.

>>84097600
ahaha,fuck sorry i need to sleep

>>84097517
>Bretty gud in Get Out
>implying I will go anywhere near that anti-white piece of shit

>>84097185

i made the same mistake.

honestly I think watching FWWM first before the series was the best way to watch it. it kept in my mind that it's laura's story.

>>84097541
Is this canon?

>>84097279
>Who killed X?
>prequel story showing the last days in the life of X
>WOW WHY THE FUCK DOES THE PREQUEL SPOIL WHO KILLED X

>>84097613
OOOoooh mami
How i love ya mami
Dear old mami

>>84097684
>are dreams canon in twin peaks?
you tell me

I thought each episode was better than the last, so I went back to watch S3 from the beginning again, and I realized I was totally wrong. Each episode is amazing from start to finish.

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>>84097600

>>84097541
>comfy
>kino
>lynched

>>84097185

>there are people who don't watch FWWM first

It's literallty the prelude, you should watch it first.

>>84097154
He has the final song in the series which has lyrics clearly stating that Cooper won't get his mind back. It's confirmed. Here's the song https://youtu.be/VI-Lukyr4UY

>>84097590
Nigga

>Showtime president David Nevins stated that "the core of it is Agent Cooper's odyssey back to Twin Peaks".

That's literally real. If you're expecting anything other than Cooper's journey back to himself, and then to Twin Peaks in the end for the climax, you're an idiot.

Was Jerry Horne thinking he was high because he was abducted by lodge spirits?

Serbian-Bosnian alliance to genocide Croatia when?

>>84097739
is this the new HE SAID COFFEE?

>>84097739

you can stop posting this now, no one believes it

>>84097532
>Lost Highway had far superior titties.
>he rates films based on tits
You're not worthy of Lynch

Mullholland Drive wins on tits anyway

>>84097718
6 is definitely the best though.

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>>84097541
>>feel myself go red like a twelve-year-old who just had his first kiss
Haha, yeah, I definitely know that feel bro, r-right guise? Who's with me?

>>84097751

jerry thought he was high because he was high as fuck. that's it

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>>84097664
you should watch it for /our guy/ though

>>84097739
nobody else is going to open this. keep posting it. i think its funny

>>84097772

The same Lynch who made Dune?

65 posters :(

>>84097751

He went into the woods to watch Jacoby's internet show while high. Then he woke up in the morning and was scared to find himself still in the woods.

>>84097541
kino

>>84097307
No episode because of 4th of July.
Thank the Amerisharts

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>>84096292
>tfw had work to hold me over until every weekend
>tfw employer cut down my hours and only calls when they need me now
JUST

>>84097761
You'll see...

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>>84097794
Does he at least try killing Parking Pataweyo?

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>tfw my own city is now canon in Twin Peaks

>>84097855

When has the 4th of July ever preempted a tv show? Especially on premium cable?

>>84097855
welp time for that murder spree
>I get arrested or suicide by cop and miss the conclusion
damn them, they fucking got me again

ABANDON THREAD
>>84097897
NEW THREAD
>>84097897
NEWTHREAD
>>84097897
THREANEW

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>>84097815
Don't talk shit about Dune, I'll cut you

>>84097894
It's been canon since the Missing Pieces.

>>84097894
It was since Fire Walk With Me you homo

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>>84097855
Fuck off

>>84097855
>4th of July is on a fucking Tuesday

>>84097896
>Letting the Australians use the internet

When will we learn?

>>84097897>>84097897>>84097897>>84097897

>>84097185
because there was no way to rewatch Twin Peaks back then except through bootleg VHS tapes that were traded amongst fans

So, the humming was Audrey eavesdroping her dad, right?

>>84098326
No, it was Josie

>>84096602
cause they all want to penetrate your cracker ass

>>84098326
When it first started I thought it would have to do with that secret passage too, then I remembered Josie.

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>>84097855
NOOOOOO

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>>84096246

>>84096497
Don't even respond. It's literally a single autos forcing this meme.

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