/tpg/ Twin Peaks General

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reminder that this is the EXACT MOMENT s2 turned into unwatchable garbage. Notice anything?

>>83929117
His obsession over her did seem like the veiled interests of a delusional catamite

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YOURE GOING BACK TO MISSOULA!

why do redditors insist on generals when they post the same exact posts in every thread? no one is laughing at your overused "memes" that will be forgotten soon after the show is over.

>>83929140
>>83929177
I love this little fuck. I thought it was great that they played the same music during his scenes and I hope they keep at it.

>>83929202
OBLONGATAAA

L Y N C H D
Y L D H C N
N Y L D C H
C A E L B D H
H C A E L B D
D H C A E L B

>>83929204
ONE ONE NINE
ONE ONE NINE

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>>83929177
>>83929140

UK. BROS

dwarf from fort boyard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W31PL7G1U4w

>>83929204
call for help

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anyone have a link to the early 90s Twin Peaks mailing group or discussion forum posted a few threads ago?

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Hello 4Chan friends! I'm just stopping by here to remind you that Laura Dern is and always has been attractive. We're actually at an all night diner drinking some coffee right now. Laura says hi.

>>83929228
"HELLLOOOOOooooo-OOOOOO!"

Friendly reminder that a season 3 set immediately after season 2 probably would have been garbage!

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>JUNE 18TH
>JUNE 18TH
>JUNE 18TH
>JUNE 18TH

>>83929267
but it's garbage right now

>>83929275
CONFIRMED

>>>83929275
June 19 is the date in the Don't Hug Me I'm Scared series

>>83929275
CLEGANEBOWL

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>>83929275
>tuesday
>sunday
kys

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>implying Teresa isn't best girl

>>83929275
>>83929291
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErbtJL__iuw

>>83929275
>June
>Judy
Could it be?

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>>83929276

>>83929275
DROPPED if dougie learns boxing, or at least punching from looking at that poster.

>>83929334
This is supposed to be a 17 year old?

>>83929369
Cooper isn't learning anything. He's remembering.

>>83929369
Coop already knows hand to hand combat, he used it at one eyed jacks and completely bodied someone with a knife. He knows some form of martial arts, it's apart of him. That poster just helped him associate who he used to be.

>>83929379
Nobody under 18 wants to work for Lynch after he raped his sister. What do you expect?

>>83929379
This is the same time period where 30-year-olds were on Beverly Hills 90210

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But is this canon?

>>83929334
ummmmm no??? Tersea Banks was NOT 17

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>>83929204

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Guys the dwarfs name is

IKE "THE SPIKE"

Stop calling him a midget. Get his name right when referring to him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwryl0tKN8M

>>83929420

FBIです

>>83929400
>beat up a woman with a knife
>gonna beat up a midget with an icepeak

bravo lynch coops such a badass beating up people that weigh half as much as him

>>83929420

Yes now shut up

Alright niggers, just got through season one, and it was the comfiest shit I ever had the pleasure of watching

what should I expect out of season 2, and is it worth catching up in time for season 3?

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Is it future Sonny Jim or is it past? Notice the head tilt, and mute response to conversation----a way of speaking which was taught to him by his father.

>>83929524
I can't tell if these posts are all trolls or not. Some of them must be genuine, right?

>>83929524
Do people get paid for asking this question everyday or something?

>>83929524
SEASON 2 is the BEST parts of the show. it has the worst parts too but it is 100% worthwhile. you would be cucking yourself to skip it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zftCi_nT3E

>>83929500
>implying that it'll be Coop beating up the midget and not Dougie's boss
Do you even know what foreshadowing is?

>>83929524
Season 2 is pretty comfy but also has some garbage plot lines. Season 3 is really different from either of the other two. There's still some comfy but it's mostly like a Lynch movie.

>>83929524

watch it faggot

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>>83929334
my robotfu

>>83929540
>>83929538
shit sorry, I just finished it like 10 minutes ago, decided to watch it because Ive been hearing about it for years now

>>83929500
You forget that the assassin was literally behind him and made no noise, she attacked, he deflected and completely disarmed her in seconds. Not sure if you don't remember or anything, but that's ok really. Being retarded is hard.

>>83929538
Believe it or not, not every human being on the planet has seen seasons 1 and 2 of the television show called Twin Peaks before. Now go and do some transcendental meditation, and maybe you'd be more individual and less of a "4chan minded" person.

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>>83929573
Season 2 should be savoured. It's better than Season 1 or 3. Don't rush it so you can watch the new episodes.

Rhonda best girl

>>83929632
Alright, thanks guy. Guess I'll hop back in when Im through with that.

>>83929617
>Believe it or not, not every human being on the planet has seen seasons 1 and 2 of the television show called Twin Peaks before
its not that its strange popped have seen it, its that every person asked "should I watch season 2" despite it being the obvious thing to try, especially considering the main mystery isn't close to being resolved by the end of the first. Literally why wouldn't it be your first instinct? It at times feels artificial

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>>83929617
>Scientology-flavored cult
>more individual

>>83929524
>>83929573
Watch season 2. The second half is boring, but the last episode or so is great.

Then watch the (original cut of the) movie but expect to get majorly LYNCHED. Then you can watch Missing Pieces if you want but only a few scenes are interesting.

>>83929658
Honestly I wonder this too, it's scary to think that there are people who actually wonder if they can skip content, it doesn't make sense at all. I genuinely think these people are retarded.

>>83929658
Probably because S2 being garbage has become a widespread meme.

>>83929664
TM is nothing like Scientology.

It's not even a religion.

>>83929140
http://www.strawpoll.me/13185844

>>83929692
Go fuck your daughter, David.

>>83929664
Are you retarded? Scientology isn't like TM. And TM is debatable as to whether it's cultish. Scientology isn't.

I can't find it now, but can someone post the deleted clip from the original show where Jerry is at One-Eyed Jacks talking about a girl who likes "water sports"?

>>83929676
Ive watched at least half of his filmography at this point, but Ive mostly stayed away from his majorly abstract shit because they spook me too much. Always thought he worked best when the Lynch stuff was built around something coherent, which is what (so far) this show seems to be

>>83929532
They're different races.

>>83929532
This theory's got legs. Doppelgangers everywhere.

>>83929719
Which of his movies do you consider the most abstract? Inland Empire is the only one I'd consider what you're talking about. Season 3 is coherent, albeit with a lot of hanging plot threads, but it is more like his later work than it is seasons 1 and 2 of Twin Peaks.

>>83929573
Season 2 starts out strong, stalls out pretty badly towards the middle, and picks up a little towards the end. The movie is also essential after you've finished season 2.

If it makes it any easier, you can skip practically any scene with James in it past episode 8 of season 2 (I think). Some other subplots are pretty dumb and inconsequential, but they don't take up as much time.

if you make another joe rogan joke ike will spike you in your sleep

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>>83929563
this movie is terrific

>>83929700
TM isn't even something you go to meetings for, you literally do it yourself. Tibetans coined the term, it's literally just a self help technique. Are you fucking retarded or something?

How can I go through an episode without checking my phone?

>>83929777
HelllOOOOOOooooOOOOO

>>83929807
2x speed helps

>>83929763
Inland Empire, Mullholland Dr., Lost Highway, as apposed to Elephant man, Dune, and Eraserhead Lynch

>>83929807
By watching something with better scene pacing and more interesting/humorous dialogue.

I suggest True Detective.

>>83929807
Have you tried medication?

just binged the pilot of season 1. what else am i in for?

>>83929837
Lost Highway is quite straightforward.

Forgive if asked already but aren't the dead woman in Sioux Falls and the presumably soon to be dead woman in Twin Peaks both school librarians?

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>>83929846
>binged
>a single episode

>>83929801
>Meditating
>Not on the mysteries of the Rosary or the Passion.
disgusting

>>83929837
Yeah, Season 3 is quite similar to especially Mulholland Dr. I wouldn't be surprised if Lynch is bringing back some ideas he had for the show before it was turned into a movie. It's even got Naomi Watts, Balthazar Getty, and Laura Dern in what will probably be major roles.

>>83929859
So is MD.

>>83929859
Yeah, but it still got me pretty on edge

>>83929840
True Detective is the show for fedoras, right?

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>>83929876
>Naomi Watts
God, I wished she aged better, she was 10/10 in MD

>>83929664

Nah. TM is most definitely a money making scheme but it's not really a cult.

>>83929874
Meditation literally doesn't exclude christianity you fucking retarded mongoloid. It doesn't even have a specific religion that it actually molds into, it was made by buddhism but literally everyone can use it to clear their mind.

I am a christian and I am embarrassed by you. Fuck off.

>>83929899
she's still a momfu bro

>>83929901
You don't even need to spend money, you just figure it out for yourself with a book and practice it. The person who teaches you just speeds along the understanding of it.

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>>83929914
hardly guy

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>You know I never told anybody this but just before Terasa's time
>she said her left arm went completely numb for about three days
>just thought I outta tell ya

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYaKaGcAmnE

>>83929899
She beautiful and sexy as fuck for her age, stop jerking off to porn

>>83929885
Fedoras may enjoy it by completely missing the point of one of the protagonists(he's nihilistic, but it isn't meant to be a good thing), but it isn't actually a fedora show.

It's just a really cool character-focused crime drama with references to cosmic horror.

>>83929837

You can deal with Eraserhead but Lost Highway is too abstract for you?

>>83929928
Do you know people in real life over 30? If you were sitting down to eat with her you'd have a boner. You can't trust pictures like this.

>>83929202
KOREAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>83929939
>You can deal with Eraserhead but Lost Highway is too abstract for you?
The baby really isnt that bad. Creepiest it ever got for me was the dinner scene, and that's not even bad, its pretty comedic. Plus the lead is too great

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>I got it. I got all of it. But it's mine. Mine and Chip's!

>>83929924

I know, I meditate. But the amount of money the organization behind TM asks of people fo learn something they can easily figure out themselves is, frankly, pretty unethical and it doesn't reflect well on Lynch that he supports it.

>>83929976

Why can't Chip afford a phone?

>>83929965
Im trusting what I've seen of her from the last 4 years

>>83929873
it's a meme you dip

FUCK
GENE
KELLY
YOU
MOTHER
FUCKER

>>83929899

She still looks great and sexy. She just looked unearthly at that age.

>>83929992
s-sorry

>that booming noise from the power line when Richard Horne is wiping off his car

BOB wants to be Richard next

>>83929979
It's like 150 dollars dude for a 1 time course and then you know how to do it forever.

>>83929969

And Lost Highway really only has the Mystery Man scene and Mulholland Drive the Diner scene that it plays for horror.

>>83929999
HellOOOOOooooOOOOO

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>>83929969
Laura Dern is amazing in Inland Empire. It isn't very coherent but I still think it's a great movie and you should watch it. There's plenty of interpretations to read about it too. Mulholland Dr. is worth it too.

>>83929979
>>83930010
Dudewut. Literally go on youtube and search for transcendental meditation or get a book about it.

>>83929979
Lynch supports TM for veterans and others suffering from PTSD. Even if your point about the practice was valid, Lynch himself isn't making any money off it.

>>83930010

Really? Because I googled it and it says for an adult the price for a course is 960 $ and I find that pretty hard to defend.

>>83930032
I haven't seen Inland, Blue Velvet, or Fire Walk with me, MD was fun but it definitely needs a second watch, which I just cant get in the mood to do for some reason

>>83930010
>>83929979
>>83930038
The reason why you pay 150 is because a teacher works with you to find a mantra that works for you.

>>83930038
I know this, but what he's talking about is how people can buy classes for a 1 time thing to learn it. It's for lazy people.
>>83930060
Depends on the area, but for a family here of 4 in austin it's literally 900 dollars. Lynch doesn't
make money off of it. He just does it. So it isn't unethical for Lynch to support it, because he makes no money off of it and is easy as fuck to learn by yourself.

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Well who told you I was going to see Chip?

>>83930049

I'm not gonna shit on Lynch for teaching it to Veterans, school children and victims of domestic abuse, quite the opposite, I think that's genuinely great and might benefit some of them greatly.

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Who the fuck eats a sandwich at 4am? And why did it make that sound?

>>83930123
>Who the fuck eats a sandwich at 4am?
Time is relative. Sandwich time doubly so.

>>83930123
She can't cook. Get with the times.

>>83930076
Exactly, it's easier because then you get the skill and you use it for years. I read about people who use it for decades, and they only payed like 150 bucks to feel good and have a clear mind.

Sounds awesome honestly and I want to try it.

How the fuck does Chromatics have the perfect vocalist to imitate Julee Cruise?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGUboLZx3Tk

>>83930123
>the way her cheek wrinkles when she bites
this is disgusting but it gives me a half boner

>>83930123

It just keeps getting later in the night with every post. What is her problem?

>>83930123
>implying time means anything in a Lynch work

>>83930123
>And why did it make that sound?

She put Miss Vickies chips in the sandwiches.

It's called a Chip Butty.

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chip_butty

>Who told you I was going to see Chip?

>Initial payment of
>$240

>and 3 additional monthly payments of
>$240

Jesus, jewy as fuck

>>83930154

Because Johnny Jewel knows how to pick em.

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B.
B.B.
L.J.
R.P.
J.C.L.
T.T.R.
D.M.J.
C.D.M.
M.R.M.
D.G.
G.N.
G.P.
D.L.
M.R.
M.F.
R.D.
T.T.O.
K.M.Y.
S.R.
A.N.
M.D.
J.H.
M.F.
C.S.
B.G.D.
L.D.
J.H. And several unseen unknowns - out by the cabin.
T.P.S.
M.T.
G.L.
J.S.
M.V.L.
C.S.
D.M.J.
A.W.N.
M.S.R.
D.D.
S.C.
H.P.
B.E.

>>83930174

>my initials aren't there

Just kill me, BOB.

>>83930170
You can learn it by yourself dude. Look at the site, it's literally a one time thing where I live.

>>83930144
useless roasties ree

>>83930174
The only one I recognize is Jerry Horne.

>>83930253
DL and MF are Lynch and Frost.

>>83930174
Jacques Renault is confirmed, why no J.R. in the list?

>>83930238
4chan: the character

>>83929911
>christian
>relativism
absolutely heretical

>>83930174

>B.B

bobby briggs (duh)

>L.J

leo johnson

that's all i recognize besides bob. who is B.E?

https://youtu.be/Wfwh0C4uVsQ

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>>83930268
>>83930269
>this is Jennifer Lynch's coded plea for help & whistle blowing of Hollywood pedophilia

>>83930282
>practicing meditation even though it has no religious connotations is heretical

seriously you are absolutely fucking retarded, your stupidity isn't even amusing, it's disturbing.

>>83930285
Hey Buck, Wanna Fuck?

>>83930174
Is the JH Jerry twice, or is one of them James?

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>>83930174
>R.P.

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>>83929117
>Gay Couple Edition

What's the gayest thing /tpg/ has done with a friend?

What's this?

>>83930331

one of the JH has to be james

>>83930344

we did this already, fuck off.

>>83930299
I believe it desu

>>83930331
jerry horne is the other

>>83930323
>practicing meditation even though it has no religious connotations is heretical
>willfully excluding God from the practice
pyre-worthy

>>83930334
Roman Polansky?

>>83930416
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

You're hilarious. Seriously it's embarrassing.

>>83929532
I have a feeling the end of the season is going to blow everyone's minds.

>>83929205
Fuck. People need to start getting this straight. I love the scene too but the music ISN'T HIS. IT'S ALWAYS TIED TO THE WOMAN WHO HE KILLS Lorraine. Watch beginning of episode 5.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lr-4O6KIUK4
phoebe augustine is my waifu

>>83930323
>>83930450
you take yourself very seriously don't you anon
the point still stands. If you think that something is equally beneficial with or without the inclusion of God, its relativism

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But what does it mean?

I appreciate Lynch and like his work of what he's done in the past, but now just based on the 6 episodes, this haven't been promising at all.
I would have never thought that the beloved Twin Peaks turns to show that is embarrassingly slow, the whole Dougie/Coop thing is slow, too slow.
Some of the plots ain't really going and rewarding award but also I have to confess that some Dougie/Coop moments made me laugh a bit.
The indie-artists/bands at the end of the episodes are too known and haven't got any connection and link to the show/episode, so they feel disconnected.
Some people have too thick fan-glasses on that they can't see or accept the negative stuff at all. Im fan of the show, but can surely see through it.
It's very revealing of reading comments here and elsewhere, to see that this didn't eventually turn out to be glorious home run at all (similar case to The X-Files).
This ain't even near the feeling, mood and atmosphere of the original-series, sure even it wasn't perfect at all but that's the Twin Peaks I fell in love.
That's my opinion only, but Im entitled to have one.

We have been watching TP, the real Twin Peaks (original two seasons) from time to time again many times as it's such a great one. That was the real Twin Peaks.
Also, the original-series brings lots of memories of those early 90's times, when it was exciting to follow happening and talk about the episodes with friends.
But for what I feel for the new series, I doubt that I will ever revisit it again and surely I won't be buying this series at all. No need for it really.

>>83930510
I'm going to be so let me blow you the fuck out here.

When you are meditating you are not excluding god, mediation doesn't remove yourself from the experience of God, it's literally a tool to use to become more in tune with your spiritual side. This can easily be used to become closer to god, it actually doesn't make sense that mediation would be relativism because it isn't bound to a religion and doesn't exclude you from your beliefs. Again, you are retarded and it's embarrassing that you even made that argument. It's completely stupid as fuck. Shame on you.

>>83929261
I would so listen to Nirvana with these two.

Not sure what you mean, but there's the old alt.tv.twinpeaks.
http://www.lostinthemovies.com/2014/11/twin-peaks-on-internetin-1990-alttvtwin.html

>>83930564
New season isn't meant to be nostalgia bait. It's Lynch continuing the story with the experience he's gained in the 25 years since the show initially aired. Even if he wanted to make it identical to the first two seasons I don't think it would work. You can't just return to that after so much time, both in the story and in real life. It would feel forced and even if you don't like what it is now it would be worse I can guarantee you.

>>83930603
pretty sure that's copypasta, anon
probably from reddit

>>83930174
>Lynch's, Frost's, Peyton's and Engel's initials are there

What did they mean by this?

>>83930582
>it isn't bound to a religion and doesn't exclude you from your beliefs
right, which means you thinks its basis is ultimately relativism. I'm not arguing meditation can't perhaps be beneficial, Im arguing that its most beneficial when directed to God, and particularly the Passion, etc. To think that this exercise is essentially as beneficial as any other means of meditation is relativistic, and to me seems rather incompatible with the notion as God as the one, unwavering source of Truth. If you are arguing "do what works best" you are degrading truth from fixed to costume fit. Its gross.

>>83930653
You didn't even make an argument honestly. You still can't reconcile that meditation doesn't exclude you from your beliefs. You are still retarded and an absolute embarrassment to christian faith.

>>83930594
>blond haired young man
>in reference to BOB
What the fuck were they smoking in the 90s?

>>83930665
The argument that I am making, and did initially, though with a hyperbole that you seemed to miss, is that a meditation on anything but God is inherently less meritorious then one with God as its subject.

>>83929899
She's 48.

>>83929976
>>I got it. I got all of it. But it's mine. Mine and Chip's!
Good catch. People complain about the product placement in last week's ep in the Dougie scene when goes upstairs to see Sonny Jim, but they'll shit themselves when they learn how it's all connected.

>>83930704
Why can't you use the techniques for meditation and literally focus on God? Your argument still doesn't make sense, and you are still retarded.

You lost.

>>83929532
>mute response to conversation
Does this mean something? I do that a lot.

>>83930123
Toasted sandwich

>>83930713
What?

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>>83930646

>>83930747
>Chip's

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>>83929787
>>83929563

>>83930714
For the final time, I'm arguing that to say" it doesn't matter what you focus on" is relativism. The fact that God as subject can be included doesn't render this subject equally valid as any other. God has primacy, not the method.

>>83929899

ANYBODY WHO SITS IN KING KONG'S HAND IS A MOVIE STAR FOR LIFE

>>83930810
>rolling around in soap bubbles(created by water)
>skin is glistening with moisture
>suddenly short-circuits when a little more water spills onto the floor

>>83930667
>>blond haired young man
>>in reference to BOB
>What the fuck were they smoking in the 90s?
In the 1990 a lot of people had crappy TVs whose colors were always off.

>>83930814
You aren't making an argument again. If you believe in god using meditation doesn't make it relative. Fuck off you lost.

Anyone I'm off to bed. You are retarded again. Sorry for your loss.

>>83930144
>She can't cook.
Deadly Premonition was canon.

>>83929524
Except to get L Y N C H E D both in the beginning middle and end. But also be prepared for a dull long stretch towards the end, that DOES NOT include the very last episode that is epic. Season 2 isn't shit, some parts of it is not up to the high standard, that's all. Even the shit episodes have redeeming qualities if you like the characters.

>Tom Neff, 5/21/90
>Net users rave over shows like STAR TREK, BEAUTY AND THE BEAST and THE AVENGERS
The more things change, the more they stay the same.

>>83930963
which is why you should listen to your elders

>>83930944
*expect

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For what questionable purpose will this eventually serve?

>>83931007
It's going to arrive at the hotel and they're going to link it to Cooper and somehow trace it back to Las Vegas.

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>>83929334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aolLOECq81s

>>83931007
B--but reddit told me it did arrive already in 2003.. why are they still ignoring it?

>>83931007
The Great Northern will receive it any day now. Same owners as before. When they this old key arrive by mail, it will for some reason make them think about they FBI spook who disappeared a long time ago and will tell Hawk or something.

>>83931066
>finally get to see Ben again and maybe Audrey
It'll be linked to the whole "Richard Horne killing a child" thing, too.

>>83931023
>It's going to arrive at the hotel and they're going to link it to Cooper and somehow trace it back to Las Vegas.
Probably. But Lynch being Lynch who the fuck knows. Equally possible that the mailman will find it and go on a question of his own.

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Finished seasons 1 and 2 of Twin Peaks, what a hell of a ride that was.

So it's just the movie and missing feces and I'm all set for the series, then!

Overall I enjoyed the series, but it did feel incomplete and imperfect at times, with all the unresolved plot points, tedious secondary plot lines, and wasted characters. What happened to Leo, why did I have to care about Josie/Andrew/Eckhardt? Pete had very little motivation to support Andrew over his own wife, etc, etc...

I don't know. I enjoyed the series but there's a bit of an emptiness/disappointment inside my heart

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>>83931142
>missing feces

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>>83931142
lube up for the movie... FWWM is the peak of peaks kino. it's not as comfy as the show but Laura who i thought to be an originally boring character becomes so fleshed out and complex and heartbreaking and the FBI parts are pure fun.

>I do not see why making a film about a baby that looks like a sheep (and probably WAS a sheep) gives one a degree of infallibility and integrity comparable to a cross between the Pope and Mother Theresa.

>But in reality it was never a promise at all, it was a scam. Watching this show with the level of sophistication and interpretation and observation that the show LEADS you to think it deserves is actually detrimental to the appreciation of the program. Thinking is not a survival trait when it comes to watching Twin Peaks. It is just the opposite, it is an anti-survival trait, it leads you to be contemplating the meaning of log when a huge bear or wolf or a tractor trailer comes along and slimes you to pieces, because you should have been using your log-given senses to fend for your survival out in the wild instead of thinking about whether or not there were two Lydeckers or whether or not the stuffed toy duck sitting at the edge of the table in the scene where Maddy doesn't touch her cherry coke at the diner has any significance, or whether the very fact that Maddy doesn't touch her CHERRY C O K E is in and of itself significant. It doesn't matter. Really. Honestly. This show is best appreciated by NOT bothering to think about ANYTHING, by watching it JUST LIKE it was a common garden variety soap opera. For good reason: it *IS* a common garden variety soap opera, albeit a common garden variety soap opera with a log lady, a Zen detective, kinky sex in and out the wazoo hinted at and "brazenly" bared for all to see (at least as much as one can on TV), and a general quirkiness and atmosphere that LEADS us, the people who NEVER watch network TV and especially not those silly soap operas, to think that this is MORE than a common garden variety soap opera.
The bants were fucking savage in 1990.

>>83931193
>FWWM is the peak of peaks kino
It's beautiful. See it in theater if you can, it's really made for the big screen.

>>83929532
drug lady and the boy that investigates dougies car before it explodes are janey-e and sonny jim doppelgangers

>>83931193
>Sheryl Lee's monstrously hammy "acting"
>kino

>>83931197
>a baby that looks like a sheep (and probably WAS a sheep)

Oh... that's what it was?

>>83930174
B. - BOB
B.B. - Bobby Briggs
L.J. - Leo Johnson
R.P. - Ronette Pulaski

>>83931142
The newest season (which isn't really a season of Twin Peaks, more of a sequel film being released episodically so if you do watch it don't be disappointed it's not a soap opera) has some answers as to what happens after, but since it's set 25 years after Laura's death it doesn't answer things directly, more implied. Ben Horne isn't a good guy anymore, Shelly and Bobby don't appear to be together anymore, and James lives in Twin Peaks again. Those aren't really spoilers, but it's about the limit to what's revealed about returning characters (apart from Coop, though).

Season 2 got pretty stupid once Lynch left, mainly because of new directors and writers, but I never thought it was too bad. The Packard plot line also got pretty shitty, none of the characters really grow as a result of it and I feel like they made Josie a killer for no real reason other than having to answer the "who shot Cooper?" plotline.

>>83931197
Jesus this person needs to beef up their vocab.

>>83931262
They do use some pretty common garden variety terms.

CHERRY C O K E

>>83931197
>The bants were fucking savage in 1990.
Theres a certain naiveté (can't find the english word) in it as well as a lot of other Lynch's film because he's actually not that knowledgeable about cinema and TV. Hell, he often boasts about never watching films or TV. He still has great ideas and what is probably a true vision, but there's some clumsy things here and there.

>>83931310
THAT'S IT
BACK TO MISSOULA FOR YOU

>>83931197
he's right, overanalyzers need to shut the fuck up forever

>>83931347
I wasn't able to imagine how bad this would be with TP in real time. This is the first time for me (DVD-fag from 2008) and I can't go on Dugpa anymore.

>>83930174
>K.M.Y.
this is kimmy the receptionist

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>>83931175
Hopefully it lives up to its name
>>83931193
I'm hyped up, presumably Bowie plays a cop. Glad to hear Laura gets more love, her actress has quite the screen presence
>>83931260
I mean
>Nadine
>Josie
>James
All these unnecessary plotlines, I just wanted to see Norma happy. Plus Packard/Eckhardt were built up to be antagonists which became disappointing.

Plus, Windom Earle's motives became unclear and I preferred him doing the chess game as it gave an element of suspense/time-is-running-out. But when he for some reason wanted to go to the Black Lodge (to do what?), and when Annie was introduced, I figured she'd win and get kidnapped and killed. In the end, no one important died, and the threat that was built up to be Windom Earle/the Black Lodge was disappointing imo.

Nonetheless, I'm excited to see how the characters are all doing after 25 years. After the movie/feces, should I binge the S3 episodes to catch up, or take my time? How often do they come out, anyway?

It has been a very good season so far. Only the first full episode (4th?) of Dougie shit was tiresome.

>>83930174
>J.C.L. - Jennifer Chambers Lynch
>D.L. - David Lynch
>M.F. - Mark Frost

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>>83929255
Kek

Didn't know brits knew about Fort Boyard, that's cool

>There once was a lady named Laura Palmer.
>She decided one day that she wanted to get a tattoo on her butt.
>Bobby on one cheek and Briggs on the other.
>She went to the tattoo parlor and asked how much it would be.
>The parlor said that it would be $200.
>Laura asked how much she could get for $50.
>The parlor said you can get a B on one cheek and a B on the other.
>She agreed.
>After it was done, Laura went home and showed Bobby.
>And Bobby asked, “Who’s BOB?”

>>83931473
>the threat that was built up to be Windom Earle/the Black Lodge was disappointing imo.
Cooper, the dauntless and charismatic hero of the story, was defeated utterly and was locked in Hell, with his evil doppleganger stealing his life and assumably going onto to rape and murder far more than Leland ever could.

If the Black Lodge isn't a powerful and oppressive threat, then I don't know what is.

>>83931616
Right, I mean the Black Lodge's presence was in a way a constant one in the series, however, Windom served as a catalyst or a segway for the Black Lodge to be entered and explored further.

As the lodge's relevance was strengthened, Windom's role/strength as an antagonist diminished.

So while we are left with a jarring scene in which BOB/a spirit has replaced him in the world, Windom Earle's role in this result, as well as his role as a villain, was overall lackluster - at the very least, compared to how threatening he initially was.

>>83931534
>showed Leland

>>83931532
It's been adapted for dozens of countries. I remember having read the fort is booked all year round

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two piles of dirt with no real peaks

>>83931673
I think that was the point. To show how mundane and insignificant this threatening, chessmaster villain was compared to the divine wrath of the Lodge. He was just as much of a jojke as the rest of the wacky soap opera shenanigans.

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Pretty sure the Arm in Twin Peaks is "one and the same" with the utility pole in FWWM / Season 3.

Why? In FWWM, the camera pans over the utility pole, and we hear the whooping sound the Arm makes. In Season 3, we see the exact same utility pole at the intersection where the kid gets run over . It even has the exact same serial number. When the kid dies, we hear electric noises, and see his soul / garmonbozia rise up past the power lines.

We see this exact same utility pole again, and hear electric noises, in the reflection of Richard's windscreen, even though he's clearly driving in a wooded area with no power lines in sight. This is the same fucking utility pole in THREE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT PLACES. Either Lynch is fucking us, or there's some deeper meaning to this, and I think I've found it.

The "evolution" of the Arm appears as a literal electrified tree. A utility pole can be thought of as an electric tree. I'm pretty sure that this power pole is the "corporeal" form of either the Arm or his doppelganger, enabling him to watch the real world inconspicuously. We've seen this before - BOB is said to possess owls, as well as Leland. Just like the Arm / MIKE possesses Philip Gerard in the series, he might be using a power pole as an alternative, less conspicuous form.

This explains how we can see the exact same utility pole in 3 places. It's teleporting. Because a utility pole is a piece of background scenery, not too many people would notice if it disappeared or got replaced with a different one - they'd assume the electric company changed it. Also notice how the pole seems to be harvesting the kid / mother's garmonbozia in episode 6 - it's able to position itself for optimum feeding.

Screencap this, boys.

I like how evil cooper didn't change a bit since the end of the s2 (keep repeating the same sentence).
How he forces himself to act like cooper with his thumb up is funny as well.

>>83931732
fuck off, the point was that Lynch fucked up Frost's character

>>83931750
Yeah I don't think a tree will attack a town with a sawmill.

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Holy FUCK! This is pure kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnYJ6gjZOCc

>>83931778
>dopplecoop starts off laughing and carefree
>25 years later he is dour, joyless, and constantly plotting
Most tragic character desu
Hopefully he will find happiness again.

>>83931868
That's why he hides in a power pole, you see. He's safe from logging.

>>83931869
Been a long time since I saw that. It was made for a contest in the honor of the Lumière brothers or something. Since directors had to shoot like back in the early days of cinema, most of them just did whatever. Then there's this.

>>83931473
I thought Nadine's plotline was pretty funny, albeit dumb, but I do agree that the Josie and James plotlines weren't necessary.

Cooper makes a point about Josie not being super perfect like the Sheriff thinks she is back in Season 1, but I don't think she was ever intended to be a murderer/prostitute. I've said it countless times before but I'm pretty sure the only reason Joan Chen was even around as much as she was in Season 2 was so they could put in more sex scenes with her. Her character keeps getting shit on after Season 1, but Pete is the only one in that family who isn't a cunt so they did it for no real reason.

Her burning down the mill made sense since Catherine was trying to take it from her, but Josie was still trying to get the money from Catherine's death. It's then revealed that she was forced to do it by her sorta-boss in Hong Kong, but then it's also revealed that she was a killer the whole time. Then she dies 20 minutes later. All in all it's a complete fucking mess that barely affects the overall plot.

None of the characters develop from what happens, the Sheriff is depressed for an episode and then doesn't give a shit for the rest of the series, even though he should be the one most affected by her death and acts. It's not clear if Josie was just using him and didn't really love him or not, she just dies and that's it. The Packard family don't even care, they bring it up once and then Pete and Andrew die in an explosion. What a fucking shitshow.

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>>83930156
>>83929899

>>83931930
>I'm pretty sure the only reason Joan Chen was even around as much as she was in Season 2 was so they could put in more sex scenes with her.

You're acting like the show was on HBO or something.

>>83931966
She's naked in like every other scene she's in

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>>83931701
>He was less of a segway than a unicycle with a flat tire.
I don't know what that means
>>83931732
Hmm
I guess I'll give the last episode another rewatch with this in mind. I expected a sort of "the necromancer gets his comeuppance by dabbling with Bad Shit", but for some reason the delivery was a bit anticlimactic.

Maybe it was the flashing lights that threw me off.

>>83931930
Like, I told my friend this, that the only reason this show is bearable is because of the likable and unique characters that you start caring about. But mid-season 2, characters either stagnated or did complete reversals. Like Josie as you illustrated, as well as General Robert E. Lee. Not to mention the ditched romance plot thanks to internal politics.

Christ

>>83931926
I can't figure out how he managed to do this in 1 take. Apparently the rules called for a maximum of 3 takes for the film, but Lynch somehow did it in 1?!

>>83931996
>as well as General Robert E. Lee.
Again, I liked that plotline because of how dumb it was. Seeing Bobby play the trumpet really badly was hilarious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5k2m9EOJVw

It's obvious they had no idea what to do with the series after Leland was caught, though.

>>83929404
The way she dressed during that period of her life was so provocative, though. I'm gonna say she was asking for it.

>>83930416
LE DEUS VULT XD

>>83929228
HELLOOOOOooooo-OOOOOOO!

>>83932053
>set up a studio with a house and backdrop of small farm town
>film outside
>takes camera inside to get a close up of the woman
>take the camera further inside and drop the tarp behind you
>film the three girls and move the camera around the scene resting on the final shot at the front of the house
>cut out all footage involving moving camera and insert blank film

damn impressive but not impossible to do

>>83932223
I'm pretty sure he only had 55 seconds of celluloid to play with.

>>83929228
>>83929266
>>83932215
Stop samefagging

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Din din's ready, Sonny Jim.

>>83932348

*CLAP CLAP*

>>83932363
*PALC PALC*

>>83929171
someone only eats the tops of their muffins?

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>>83932344
crap
i waited 3 hours to post the third post lol

>>83931142
If you got through the bad parts of S02 the movie should be no problem to you, If you want to be a hardcore patrician you should read the three books before you start season 3 too.

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>Cooper's doppleganger is now a container for Windom Earle's soul.

Kinda like this theory, actually.

>>83929204
Helloooo-OOOOO

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>wake up
>see this
wat do?

>>83932497

Kill some jews.

>>83932497
Ask him

>are you the guy from twin peaks

>>83932344
>>83932411
a little ironic, don't you think?

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She is cute, guys. IS CUTE!

>>83932546
She's also a murderous ex-prostitute

>>83932559

That's a cute hobby.

>>83929899
No woman ages better

>>83930166
>link a wikipedia
>dont even take a quick glance to check if it's relevant or not

truly amazing

>>83932466
>evil cooper still likes coffee

>>83932464
Movie is better than S02 by far, in fact I'd call it better than the series (including Season 3 so far).

>>83932497
get on my knees

>every girl in Twin Peaks either looks exactly the same or still pretty good
>Lara Flynn Boyle literally looks like she's melting
An almost perfect track record of the cast aging well and she ruined it with plastic surgery.

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>>83932603
I would fill that empty ass.

>>83932466
>tfw Cooper's Doppelganger is actually Windom's greatest disguise yet

>>83932734

>DoppleCoop reveals that he's actually Windom Earle in disguise
>Windom then reveals that he's actually Mr. Tojamura in disguise

>>83931473
>.jpg

Fuck, that image tears my heart out

>>83932764
>then everyone in twin peaks is revealed to be john malkovich

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>>83932734
>>83932764

I'm available, David. The dinner theatre gives me Wednesdays and Sundays off.

>>83929117

I received 20+ reports on my video called "Dougie Jones is one thicc bih" and I believe they came straight from this place. I can't believe you morons are so stuck up, only pussies report! Fuck you and from now on I'm gonna commit myself to turning this place into your nightmare.

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PUT IT DOOOWN

>>83933011
Call for help

>>83933062

MISSOULAAAAA

>>83933011
Oh yeah I reported it too for shits and giggles hhaha. How did it go?

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GRAND THEFT AUTO

The LOG lady STOLE my TRUCK

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>tfw having to wait for the new thread to post your exciting and interesting new information

>>83933125

Damn, now that hits me hard.

>>83933125
You can post it twice

>>83932497
ROCK?

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Oh, hairy

>>83933165

That's just lame.

>>83933168

Sexy

>>83932517
true
amazing

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Rank it you cucks!

FWWM>Finale>Pilot>Season 2 (first half)>Season 1>Season 2 (second half)>Season 3

Please make the next thread Pissfu Edition.

>>83933234
I don't really like FWWM that much. The story is a bit rushed, and I already know about all the things that happen. The shock of certain things happening isn't as effective if you already know them, whereas finding out about them on the show is hits the point of Laura being fucked up much harder.

All the scenes with Leland/BOB are 10/10, though.

>>83933234

DougieCoop>anything else

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>>83933249
Level up, son.

>>83933458
What is that expression trying to convey?

>>83933511
Angry bewilderment coupled with bewilderment at his own anger, obviously

>>83933458


haha thats missoula guy

one one NINE!

>>83933428

Heroinfu is fine too. Such a qt.

>>83933234
Season 3 > Season 1 directed by Lynch episodes = Season 2 directed by Lynch = FWWM > non-lynch season 1 > non-lynch season 2

David Lynch hates black people. Sad.

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doesn't it hurt to walk like this?

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What did she mean by "119"?

>>83933777

119 BOOYAKA BOOYAKA

>>83933777

haha shes so random and quircky and twinpeaksy

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>>83933777

>>83933777

She's just doing the chemistry of the bio-availability of her pill. Such a smart beauty.

>>83933234
season 1>fwwm>season 2> season 3

>>83933851

bravo lynch

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>>83933777
This is her house.

This is her message.

>>83933832
LYNCHED
Y
N
C
H
E
D

>>83933777
HELLOOOOOooooooOOOOOOOO

How many rides does Heroinfu give?

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>>83933895
Before the next shitposting thread starts... KNOWLEDGE

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Dharma...

>>83933995

*WHOOSH*

>>83933958
119

We need more Balthazarposting.

>>83934034

GodDAYUM

>>83934034
I BET SHE DID.

new thread when

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Reminder that Jeffries did eventually talk about Judy.

>>83934151

Never. It's all over.

>>83929228
HELLLOOOOOooooo-OOOOOO!

>>83934231
And not before time, let's be honest.

>>83929228

HelloooOOoooOoo

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>>83933234
>Splitting up seasons

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>>83934222
His Blackstar character would have fit right into the black lodge

>>83934464
Was Bowie a Twin Peaks fan? It seems like it'd be right up his alley.

black women are the best

>>83934644
What did he mean by that?

>>83934696
he is judy

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>>83934464
>>83934553
I still believe the whole Black lodge was entirely based upon his first album with Mick Ronson on lead guitar but I guess plebs won't know.

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GEE SCOOBS HOW'RE WE GOING TO GET OUT OF THIS ONE

>>>83934743 NEW

>>>83934743 NEW

>>>83934743 NEW

>>83934706

you're gay