/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General:

show is for fags

>>83887974
First post worst post.

judy

Poor mans Fargo

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HELLLLOOOOoooooOOOOO

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Windom Earle is inquestionably the best part of season two, simply because what enshrouds the Deleuzian representation of negation in “The Black Lodge” is by nature (W)indom (E)arle. We, the pure ample aspiration, the capital v-Viewer are held fantastically in a grip of pleasure as "solicitude", certainty as “knowingness” and “The Black Lodge” as ontological blockchain/godhead. TMFAP is absolute fact in opposition but the baroque villainy of WE's (and any Lovecraftian) the same sin to die “now” as on the path to Madness. The conditional “It” (DC) creates nothing in response, Earle's own humanity is reflected in his oeuvre of disguise-personalities. (performed) To WE (& the normative Cooper &Briggs) the Implacability of unsure sentiment is Earle’s selfenforcing principle, pleasure--simplicity. In Palmer, the reprised intelligences move towards psychosomatic transgression. WE's sickness is symptom & myth unlike the Palmer daughter his active agent is not important, but “normal” and yet pronouncedly considerable as such, bidding. “We a the, of not can he.” The subject of Earle is in an undiluted terrace viewed viewers become wrote wonders, noting nothing Indian anyhow in the Black Lodge (negation).

Then, there’s Earle, the something coupling with Lodge entities, (call it “force”, of what? of course: illusion. – by since And because of supremacy In ALL perceptions, (rare & cloistered the issue may be) what we then Now view as reality, IS,) [in WE's] subjection a full picture. In an open letter to Kenneth Welsh “Windom Earle” one asks to which if not to want introduction (Mark Frost) gigantic of up wrote run life, (MF) introduction, revelation, dreams, & value system, (MF,MF,DL,MF) ie. AS Windom Earle hAS in the Black Lodge. (the rudimentary transition in S2 of Windom A into form Windom B.) Perhaps to “comfyfags“ will greet these upon death, a paradoxical death for those who existence infects. (Windom B (& The Owls),

>>83888206

thank mr jackpots

well now

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YOU ARE GOING BACK TO MISSOULA

In before 'I'm sending you to Misoula'

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Read my book

>>83888256
>>83888247
MONTANAAAAAAAAA

>>83888189
How's your general doing every Wednesday, sweetie?>>83888189

>>83888330
Everyone knows redditors come and post in your general because of how reddit of a show twin peaks is

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What did the AV Club mean by this?

>>83887946
Can you stop with the Frost OP's?
It's gettin annoying

>>83888189
Fargo is a poor man's Fargo

>>83888004
ahahaha
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Carl said it

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>>83888211
This sounds like mid-90s Nick Land in the middle of a fortnight long mephedrone binge.

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Add more diverse and fat positive characters in your series

>>83888438
Makes sense

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Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?
Yes! Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?
If the words sound queer and funny to your ear, a little bit jumbled and jivey
Sing "Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy"
Oh! Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you-oo?
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?

>>83888480
the writer of the missive is expressing a natural reaction to watching a new season of the show Twin Peaks in which, up until now, not much of the story or happenings have taken place in the titular town.

How did you have a hard time understanding that? Have you had a couple of drinks or something? Is the brain not firing on all 4 cylinders?

>>83888640
My grandma would sing this to me as a kid.

>>83888542
>Only new non-white character is a prostitute
>women are being assaulted and murdered gruesomely every episode
>writes his side piece into the show, later jokes about it in character
>transgender character gets one scene and is comedy relief, Lynch's character actually cringes in disgust when Denise starts to talk about herself
>long scenes focused on women's asses for no reason other than to objectify them

He hasn't been pozzed yet.

>>83888640
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B62P6Gm9jpE
>that editorializing in the video title
>Ray cracking up laughing twice at the dancing

>>83888669
HELL GAWD BABY DAMN NO

>>83888669
Your timing is just about perfect

having a hard time using my trackbal mouse ..its like my fingertip or thumbtip in this case is dried out , no oil you know on the skins so its just slipping over the surface of the ball and not actually moving the ball so I have to keep licking my thumb .... is this related to the Black Lodge? Do they tend to dry you out if they're inhabiting you? Sort of getting freaked out as this doesn't seem to be getting any better.

anyone got more naked audrey pics?

>>83888738
I must have missed the episode of the original series with Ernie Hudson in it since he's not a new character who is non-White (show some fucking respect for yourself, capitalize the master race)

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Nice job, /tpg/, you've posted almost all the memes already.

Here's the last one :

AYUDAME
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>>83888738
>>Only new non-white character is a prostitute
winston zeddmore forgotten again

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>>83888800

>>83888823
Mr. Strawberry is probably a huge nigger who fucks the warden's tight shithole also. Not taking calls because he's behind bars.

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>>83888776
>anyone got more naked audrey pics?
Sure

>>83888888
for Bowie scene

>>83888888
for Bowie scene again

>>83888888
for Bowie scene reeeeeeeeeeeee

>>83888876
fag show

>>83888495
Hahaha
FROSTED
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>>83888742
speaking of editorializing, this video is also uploaded as "Twin Peaks Explained in One Scene"

>>83888856
>>83888876
>>83888900
Bowie is kill. Time to accept

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*blocks your path*

>>83888828
yo what the hell

really activated my almonds

>>83888976
;_;

>>83888976
ill show a kid hehe

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In part 4, DoppelCoop appears to address Albert specifically when he references leaving "messages" for Phillip. Lynch then closes the frame around DoppelCoop's face and cuts to Albert, indicating clearly that they've made and are maintaining eye contact. The sequence also appears to linger intentionally. Is there any possibility of an historical relationship of somekind between the two?

>>83888976
KID!?!?!? I'LL SHOW YOU FUCKING KID!!!

>murders random kid

>>83888976
so satisfying when this asshole got btfo

>>83889023
Like the one that Albert explains to us in the literal next scene at length you R-tard?

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http://picosong.com/MTTA/


IT'S YREV VERY GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN /TV/

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Reposting the Part 7 screenshot from when it leaked in Croatia

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We're not gonna talk about Judy at all.

>>83888776
She was on one of those double page things in playbob. thats about it.

>>83889057
>R-tard?
Ironically being a stupid fucking queer is still being a stupid fucking queer.

>>83889023

Jesus fuck. They discuss it three minutes later in the parking lot. Sometimes I don't know if you guys are trolling or not.

Where is the scene when Annie appears in Laura's bed? Is it real? I've only seen the one when she's in the hospital.

>>83889080
I'm from Croatia and this is fake.

>>83889138
only seen the one when she's in the hospital.
off course

do you think coop may have contacted albert at some point re: p. jeffries (just a theory)

The new episodes don't seem like a serious attempt at art for Lynch. I guess that could be a good thing though. You wouldn't want a serious Twin Peaks

>>83889127
>reddit spacing

>>83889138
>>83889154

FWWM

>>83889057
The scene where he mentions their man in Columbia? How does that explain it exactly?

>>83889162
he was not thah dumb as we tought he was
he was passing code to albert

>>83889171

I have the movie open right now the only time Annie appears is in the hospital.

>>83889171
not in the Bluray cut
I heard in 10y old DVD maybe

>>83888794
>>83888823
Fair enough, but he's only had one scene.

>>83889220
>not in the Bluray cut
stop skipping scenes

>>83888480
he's right
but that's why it's called Twin Peaks: The Return

CROATIA LEAK
CROATIA LEAK
CROATIA LEAK

>>83889257
Heather asked to be taken out
Caroline will replace her

>>83889220
>"people" buy blurays of literal garbage
kek

Episode 7 just got released in Turkey guys. Something to do with Ramadan not allowing them to air it on the weekend because Ali died on the Third quarter moon phase in spring. I'm watching through it right now, any questions?

>>83889144

c r v a t

>>83889322
roach

>>83889322
post pics lad

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>>83889322

Im from croatia and i could post the entire episode right now, but I wont because Clinton sided with Muslims and bombed us. Later on same Muslims blow up twin towers so
maybe you learn lession; dont trust Muslims.

Still no episode though.

>>83889322
How much do they talk about Judy?

>>83889400
We have to wait another week for an episode. You have to be a subhuman for the rest of your life.

Hmm. Someone's posted an episode 7 thread on tehparadox and hasn't been banned yet.

>>83889409
The whole episode is James so far. Right now he is buying a gun. Turns out he was just pretending to be dumb and is the mastermind behind it all. He meats (no sic) Dick Horne in the woods and then its a long paced motorcycle shot for 20 minutes.

Disturbing lack of memes from the latest episodes. No karate man? Nothing?

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>>83888495
Why do you hate the lord and savior of Twin Peaks?

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>>83889466
>long paced motorcycle shot
pleb filter incoming

>>83889503
Harrison Ford is in Twin Peaks?

>>83889346
Ubij se Nebojsa.

>>83889532
miss sarajevo

>>83889463
aaand nvm, they've been banned.

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>>83889525
Part time.

>>83889568
overrated

>>83888495
The Frost OPs will continue until FROSTED becomes the biggest meme of /tpg/.

>>83889466
Cool

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>>83888480

He was expressing dismay that a show known for breaking conventions and establishing a unique style during its original run is doing the same thing during its comeback.

In simple terms, anon, this man is a faggot and he deserves your scorn.

>>83888495
First he gets Lynched, then he gets Frosted

like poetry

>>83889583
What?

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*New shoes*
>Audience laughs
*BAZINGA!!!*
>9.5/10

>>83889654
everything this faggot does

>>83889673
No one overrates Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. It's widely hated.

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what's his name again?

>>83889689
first 3 + star wars
>Indiana Jones
outdated pastiche

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>>83889673
>>83889706
Harrison Ford is an overrated actor but Blade Runner is a 10/10 masterpiece.

>>83888247
BOTSWANA

>>83889123
That's probably why I called someone too stupid to acknowledge a simple dialogue taking place a minute after the autistic eye-contact analysis he'd pored over an R-tard. Why are you one in your inability to recognize who's being willfully ignorant?

>>83889725
Total Recall prototype

>>83888206
thank mr jackpots

>>83889695
PUT IT DOWN

>>83889758
What?

>>83889671
>>83889745
stop samefagging

>>83889787
lol, never watched,
I only watch TP and DW

>>83888211
didn't read lol windom earle was fucking annoying though, hated his character

>>83889750
What was that? I don't speak stupid fucking queer.

Is anybody still watching this? I've never seen such a dropoff in posts on /tv/ so quickly.

>>83889873
20 generals per day? right

>>83888189
Fargo wishes it were twin peaks

>>83889725
Solaris was better

>>83889873
Dougie "Normie Filter" Jones.

>>83889965
>muh Tarkovsky
I remember being a tryhard little kid once.

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IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN!!!

>>83890014
and I remember being 18-22

>>83890071
The entire season was filmed in 2015

netflix accidentally just released all the episodes, get them while they're hot

>>83889203
You're watching the missing pieces. It blows my mind how many of you bandwagoners download a bad torrent thinking it's Fire Walk With Me, with zero context to anything that's going on and not supporting the product to boot, but just go along with it because you're getting "lynched"

Which Circuit of Consciousness is Dougie at right now?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eight-circuit_model_of_consciousness

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>Top Tier

Part 3 & 5

>Great Tier

Part 2 & 4

>Good tier

Part 1 & 6

is this show actually bad? Threads are dead now

>>83890240
It's the middle of the week.

This isn't GoT which attracts plebs by the cuckshed load

>>83890240

>threads are dead now

I mean, there's only a shit ton of threads a day. If you mean general discussion within each thread it's because most points have already been talked to death and it's basically just TP shitposting to tide everyone over.

>>83890075
>when 23yos try and talk shit to 33yos
You tried, "person" under 25.

>>83890208
>supporting the product
Gas yourself.

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Why is she the best girl?

>>83890297
>being 33 and STILL visiting 4chan

Sad!

>>83890362
best girl is Lucy
best guy is Richard (and Dick)
best child is Wally

>>83889859
I don't speak reddit so all I hear when you type is a screaming infant saying BAZINGA over and over. Never seen reddit get so buttmad over being proven idiotic while trying to offer super in-depth analysis yet missing entire scenes.

>>83890370

>been browsing this site coming on 10 years now

jesus christ

>>83890370
>4chan has an age limit
>the person posting Trump expressions isn't the sad one
>reddit spacing

so Merlin, the magician lived backwards through time and I always wondered how the fuck that would work, because it doesn't make sense, due to nobody moving forward through time being able to perceive him. Then all of this crap in Twin Peaks to do with Glastonbury Grove, Merlin Market and I think a Lancelot Avenue (maybe?) and I thought about how there is no time in the Lodge and everybody speaks backwards, but maybe it's just because they perceive time backwards to the people in the real world like Cooper and Jeffries who are moving forwards through time, but they've been speaking backwards, so that they were able to understand what was going on
the only thing I don't understand is why did Laura dream she was in the Lodge and couldn't speak right

>>83890406
>4chan has an age limit
It does
and you're way past it you old geezer

>>83890396
>reddit spacing

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>>83888542
>29... Mega... Jackalopes

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>>83890396
I've been here since I was 13 and I'm 21 now

>>83890395
>I don't speak reddit
>reddit calls people stupid fucking queers
Try and make occasionally, moron.
>buttmad over being proven idiotic while trying to offer super in-depth analysis yet missing entire scenes
Oh wow. You think I'm another poster. I should've figured you're too dumb to understand how this site works.

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>>83890406

>>83889605
only no one is going to copy it this time because it sucks

>>83890436
at least I am old enough to know how shit Tarkshitsky is and how much of a classic Blade Runner is

>>83890436
>you old geezer
Ouch, kiddo. That really hurt. Your banter is so strong.

>>83890477
Ok gramps

>>83890459
I just did make, R-tard. All over your face directly from my butt. Now lick up my poopoo, reddit.

>>83888542
There are a ton of happy fat people in it

>>83890362
I fucking hate her fat fucking face fuck

>>83890330
Yes, because season 3 totally would have been green lit if The Entire Mystery sold like shit.

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>>83890477

I will make every effort from now on to destroy your shitty reddit general, every one of you has turned into reddit morons overnight. Fuck everyone here and fuck these threads.

>>83890362
Pie girl will eat pie clean off your chest. Best whore.

>>83890538
fuck your fragile ego

>>83890520
I was calling you a jew, dummy. No one except morons wastes money on entertainment media.

>inb4 you start crying because you work in a dodo bird industry

>>83890108
that's wrong jay

>>83890538
what did reddit ever do to you?

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What's everyone up to tonight

>>83890370
You're on a thread about a show that's like 27 years old, of course there's going to be old people.

>>83890575
Shitposting on a reddit board about a reddit show.

>>83890571
Talked shit to me when I devastated them by pointing out that their absurd analysis was moot due to actual explication in the episode, as seen above. Now you will all pay.

>>83890362
C H U B B Y B U N N Y C H A L L E N G E

>>83890558
If being a jew got me season 3, I'll gladly accept it.

>>83890575
don't you know that book is taboo here

>>83890575
>drinking and reading a book
do people actually do this

>>83890602
But why do you talk like a fag?

>>83890631
But frost told me to buy it in a dream and the next day it showed up

>>83888828

Whaaaa?

>>83890643
>drinking
I like to drink
>read books
I like to read books

I don't drink to get drunk anon

>>83890656
I am as God made me, sir.

>>83890631
>>83890575
memes aside, i can't tell if i should read this book
is there anything so far that i should understand from the book, or anything that's even shown the book to be canonical?

>>83890630
It didn't. Other people being jews and attempting to cash in on stupid millennial hipster faggot lynchtards did. The jews made the mistake of thinking that millennials actually pay for things they can get for free.

>>83890656
Because I am graduated from a top-tier university and you went to the Jiffy Lube School of Oil Change and Tire Repair at best

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>>83890631
>download the audiobook of this
>first ten minutes or so is talking about how it's classified in a roundabout way

>>83890631
It's mandatory reading you pleb

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>James has *always* been cool!
...And cut! Thanks for stopping by, James. It was great to have you back for this scene. We might be in contact with you if season 4 negotiations go well. See you later, pal!

>>83890691
But God doesn't make fags. He send RWDS to smite them.

Should I watch FWWM + missing pieces or watch them seperately?

>>83890700
Tbh I'm still in the beginning and its talking about lewis and Clark. It's kinda hard to read the handwriting. But over all its a really good looking book.

>>83890731
Just wait for the inevitable James and Wally episode.

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>Part 9: This is the chair.
>Part 10: Laura is the one.
>Part 11: There's fire where you are going.
>Part 12: Let's rock.

>>83890766
I would unironically love if new Richard or old Richard or Wally had an episode dedicated to them

>>83890739
Watch the Missing Pieces then FWWM

>>83890707
Like I said, the blu ray box set of the original series and movie was the test run to see if people still cared before they green lit season 3. People did buy it.

>>83890731
>there are people that actually think lynch wants to do a season 4

Every season 3 episode is rated 100% on rottentonatoes, but the series average is 95%.

Shit dont add up.

>>83890845
>the blu ray box set of the original series and movie was the test run to see if people still cared before they green lit season 3
[citation needed]
You have 2 minutes.

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is this mgb, y/n?

>>83890872
>david lynch
>rottentomatoes

>>83890872
>Every season 3 episode is rated 100% on rottentonatoes
That's a good indicator that site is worthless.

>>83890919
maybe it's his doppelganger

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>>83890864

Yeah, running a cult is expensive. He needs money. The cast are whispering about a potential season 4. It probably won't happen because he isn't going to work under anything besides the exact conditions he wants. Season 3 just barely happened at the last minute. But just wait and see, season 3 is not going to end the series.

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>>83890736
/tv/ would recognize a Spinal Tap reference.

Back to r/thedonald with you.

>>83890919
it's a manufactured copy of MGB. He helped "bad" Coop to create Dougie to trick the Lodge. "Bad" Coop is keeping BOB trapped inside him while fucking with the Lodge's operations in the real world.

>>83891050
Oh, I recognized it. I'm not obligated to play along and let you off the hook just because you're capable of regurgitating other people's words though.

Somebody on Reddit claimed that they have a friend that worked on the show and that we shouldn't expect Coop to snap out of his autistic baby mode until like Part 13, thoughts?

>>83891161
My thoughts are that people from Reddit should stay there.

>>83891161
Wasn't there also a song that is going to be used in the show that implied the real Coop might never come back?
Holy shit, if normies are already tired of Dougie Coop imagine their frustration when they realize he won't snap out of it until the end.

>>83891161
Also, the Part 12 description is 'Let's Rock', which would hint that the following episode is when Cooper kicks into gear and returns.

>>83891274
coop comes back but he's gonna be fucked up and grim after spending so much time in nightmare land

>>83891161
Probably Frost himself. He has an official account, alongside 5 alts which he used to ask himself questions on his shitty AMA.

>>83891274
Ah fuck you said part 13, not 18, my bad.
That's still a late number anyway.

>>83891328
Nope, it means that Cooper will disappear forever after he reaches for an owl cave ring underneath Linda's trailer at the Fat Trout trailer park.

>>83889080
It's on YouTube already
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8ZRHjC5wGI

>>83891401
Wow, this show has really gone downhill.

>>83891401
Is this canon?

>>83888206

thank mr jackpots

i was rewatching the old stuff and i saw the part where dale cooper is playing cards with jaques renaut as the dealer, and cooper's luck is insane.

did cooper already have the powers that dougie has been exhibiting? i seem to remember him accusing at least one person of lying as well.

>>83891161
Considering the fact that like 5 people total have seen every episode, and not a single actor but Kyle had any idea what they were shooting, or where in the timeline it happened I would say that this reddit rumor is 100% bullshit

>>83891490
It's part of the Hero Succeeds timeline.

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>>83888525

Gene Kelly

>>83891161
I don't mid if Coop remains in retard mode for a while, but goddam can they stop putting so much focus on it? Develop some of the other more interesting plot-lines already.

>Cooper somehow makes it to Twin Peaks in his retarded state
>When he gets there, Frank breaks the news that Harry died of cancer
>Cooper snaps out of his retardedness as he breaks down crying

>>83891645
that would be bad

Can we adress the real problem with S3? There is not enough nudity. In 6 episodes we've only seen Tracy and Jade. When will the plot progression show Amanda's body of work? When will the character development of Pissfu shows her ass of work? When will Dominatrix Naomi show her Naomis? I need answers to these important questions.

>>83888854
Post them, you miserable rat.

>>83891663
why?

>>83891703
>>83891645

>Cooper: You're an FBI agent, Gordon.
>Gordon: So listen to me when I say that love isn't something that we invented. It's... observable, powerful. It has to mean something.
>Cooper: Love has meaning, yes. Social utility, social bonding, child rearing...
>Gordon: We love people who have died. Where's the social utility in that?
>Cooper: None.
>Gordon: Maybe it means something more - something we can't yet understand. Maybe it's some evidence, some artifact of a higher dimension that we can't consciously perceive. I'm drawn across the universe to someone I haven't seen in a decade, who I know is probably dead. Love is the one thing we're capable of perceiving that transcends dimensions of time and space. Maybe we should trust that, even if we can't understand it. All right Cooper. Yes. The tiniest possibility of seeing Shelley again excites me. That doesn't mean I'm wrong.
>Cooper: Honestly, Gordon... it might.

>>83889887
A lot slower though. It's pissing me off.

>>83891795
Loved that scene. Lynch is a genius.

>I got it. I got all of it. But its mine. Mine and Chip's!

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>>83890767
>Part 18: Dale Bartholomew Cooper.

>>83887946
Fuckin midget with an ice pick.

>I'm gonna laugh when I fuck you bitch

what was his fucking problem?

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Reminder that Coopers return is inevitable.

>>83891555

He always had powers yes, he was gifted. He shows it multiple times in the series. Remeber when they are interviewing Mike? Mike says only two kinds of people can see them "The gifted, and the damned".

The lodge didn't give him powers.

>>83891982

He's a tryhard idiot that desperately wants to be a crazy badass. He's very entertaining.

>>83891982
He's Audreys son. Its gods curse that he wasn't born to Cooper and her.

>>83892023
So he's Lynch.

>>83892103
No he's just like me

>>83892049
Billy Zane knocked her up and abandoned her.
She became used goods, wasn't cute anymore because of the bomb blast and the pregnancy
Became a depressed shut in
Was a negligent parent
Her boy grew up to be a scum
She just sits in her house waiting for Billy Zane or Cooper to save her.

>>83892014
But somehow all the spergs on here want me to believe that "abduction" gave Carl the trailer man powers rather than the powers leading him to being "abducted". Sad!

Also the pole ionized that kid's soul allowing Carl to see it, like swamp gas.

So that telephone / electric pole used to go WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO like The Arm sounds like, now it goes [electrical crackling] — is that the way The Arm sounds now or is he more like [whooshing sounds]?

>>83892212
it crackled in the movie after the jeffries part

>>83892165

Carl basically worked as a maintenance man in the trailer park version of spook central for 40 years. If he wasn't psychic before he probably is now. Just sleeping in a trailer 50 feet from the Chalfonts would probably do it.

Why would someone in the heat of a murder need to clarify the state that the victim is going back to? Isn't it implied by just saying the name of the town?

>>83890575
>certified colour

wh-what

>>83892282
It says "color". You misspelled it intentionally.

what's the name of the band playing at the end of episode 5? whenever that psycho guy is molesting the girl?

i like it.

>>83892539

https://youtu.be/1E2hkZBVya4

>>83892249
Turn up the volume and LISTEN TO THE SOUNDS in FWWM, it sounds like this. Just like when Gerard is bum-rushing Leland.

>>83892627
>LISTEN TO THE SOUNDS in FWWM
sound is irrelevant in lynch, kid

I can't wait for Desire to play at the Roadhouse with Gosling in his scorpion jacket on synths.

>>83892627
>turn up sound in FWWM
>have to listen to Laura shattering my eardrums with her autistic screams
fuck you

>>83892728
So why does Lynch do his own sound design then?

goodnight friends

https://youtu.be/LqeDKi1h9KY

>>83892728
>sound is irrelevant in lynch, kid
>season 3 starts literally with "listen to the sounds"

>>83892839
Becuase he's not just talentless, he's also an autist.

>>83892856

whoever made this should kill themselves

>>83892917
It was me

>>83892856
That was the dumbest thing I've ever seen.
why

>>83892952
do you listen to nigger music or was it a stylistic choice?

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>>83891401
>mfw they were all in it for the money

>>83891900
I thought that was Mad Men

>>83892995
>I sign with a major network because I just love the craft

>>83892981
Its a stylistic choice. It's a stupid app where you put words to a song and I thought the voice fit it pretty well

Does anyone have the song that played at the end of Episode 5 / Beginning of Episode 6?

FUCK JUDY KELLY YOU MOTHERFUCKER

>>83893111
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijcTx6vBoJw

Does anyone else feel like we're watching something special with season 3? It feels like nothing like this will never happen again. There is honestly nothing else like this show. The glaciel pacing, the layers of irony, the atmosphere, the complete disregard for the desires of normies, the build up, the autism from all involved parties up to and including David Lynch himself.

This is a special summer. Thanks for sharing it with me, /tpg/.

>>83888211
kek is this pasta. good job capturing the absolute worst of poststructuralist/lacanian babble

>>83893185
Of course this is pasta you smartfuck, how about you shit my ass?

thank you so much

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>tfw no episode ending will live up to the ending with Chromatics' Shadow

>>83893278
>bland dreampop

heh

>>83892001
If the whole series is Cooper's journey, then I'd say we're near or on the abyss.

>>83893278

Desire and Based Johnny Jewel will show up to play this song and then Drive posting will commence.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybYaONaws9k

>>83893373
is dougie the abyss or black lodge?

>>83892001
go to bed harmon

>>83888206

thank mr jackpots

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>>83893406
You got me under your spell
Have unironically watched Drive about 5 times and loved it every time

> Pete, Catherine, and Andrew
Died on the bank explosion.
>Leo
Rotten body found by TPPD days after S2 finale.
>Annie
BTFO of TP because she was scarred for life
>Garland Briggs
Died in a fire

Holy shit, this show is brutal.

>>83888206

thank mr. jackpots

Cooper spending a third of the season as Dougie was a mistake.

>>83893588
Catherine wasn't in the bank, though.

>>83888206
heLLOOOOOOOOOoooooOOOOO

>>83893588
Catherine wasn't even at the bank that day you stupid fuck, if you're gonna make up shit theories at least act like you didn't just first watch the show on Netflix 3 days ago

>>83893645
>a third of the season
Fuck, we have already wasted 6 episodes on random bullshit. Kill me.

>>83893673
Or was she? (She is a master of disguise)

>minuted between posts
Wow, this show really is losing its audience. Complete nosedive.

>>83893714
Are you that same guy that threw a huge tantrum yesterday because someone forgot Lucy's name?

>>83893588
I think most of them happened just because some of these actors couldn't reprise their roles or because Lynch didn't fucking want them.

Leo, Pete, Andrew, Garland - couldn't reprise their roles

Annie, Catherine (?) - weren't wanted. I don't know why no Catherine though. She was a good character and she didn't die.

>>83893645
>>83893722
LYNCHED
Y
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D

>>83893714
Kimmy

>>83893735
Actually she was the bomb.

So theres been at least two scenes where Sonny Jim has had reversed blinking/eye movement.

Is this just for length extending or is there some weird fucking shit going on with that kid?

>>83893756
The way this season is going it seems like Lynch didn't want any of them to reprise their roles.

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>>83893793
more like sex bomb

>>83888976
Could I get a quick rundown on this guy?

>>83893822
Length extending.
Kids can't act, you can't direct them. Lynch had to do the best with what he has.

>>83893588

Sauce on Leo's death?

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>>83893888
get a load of this faggot. it's obviously intentional

>>83893925
Frost´s book. Get it on Amazon for only 29.99. S&H are free if you're a Prime member!

>>83893985

sonny jim's a good kid

>>83893925
Technically isn't confirmed but it was in the original planned S3 script back in the day

>>83893588
Annie wasn't mentioned in TSHOTP

>>83893985
>le everything is intentional meme
nah, this shit is done in movies all the time, with kids and animal characters, because they just don't do what they're told.

>>83893756
>I don't know why no Catherine though. She was a good character and she didn't die.
IIRC Piper Laurie is retired and didn't want to come back, like Ontkean.

You are right though - she is one of my favorite side characters. The way she is so vicious and calculating in getting what she wants shows how much she is a cut above schemers like Ben Horne, or Josie (lol), or (unrelated) the Renaults.

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YOURE GOING BACK TO MISSOULA!

>>83894122
hHAHAhaha

L
Y
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H
E
D

>>83893888
The necessity makes sense.

Its just, with the theme of the otherworldly spirit places and backwards speech and movement, with Dopplecooper Booper speaking a bit backwards upon his prison visitation, and so on, makes a guy wonder.

>>83894144
BOTSWANAAAAAAAAA

Tell me about the electrical wires, why do they crackle when Richard Horne pulls up to the field after smacking the boy soul with his truck? They reflect in the windshield and they crackle fiercely.

>>83894144
CAMBODIA!

>>83894146
>get rekt
>LYNCHED
everytime

>>83890575
What kind of retard drinks that kind of shit. The fidget spinner tops it all off showing you are either underage, or retarded.

>>83894201
Electrical sockets and wires seem to be a form of transportation for spirits or something.

The number and font on the telephone pole looked the same as the font on the giant socket that Cooper traveled through to escape Nonexistence and enter the real world again.

>>83891274
It's Eddie Vedder's song he wrote for the new season https://youtu.be/VI-Lukyr4UY

>>83894179
I understand. But Twin Peaks is still under the restrictions of filmmaking. So there is going to be bad acting or editing issues, or stuff like this, just as there is in any show. The lengths people go to to turn every tiny detail into something intentional with deeper meaning is kind of silly. If something comes up later that suggests it was part of a theme then cool, but people are getting ridiculous in here.

>>83894307
i bet you're a gold room = gold standard denier too

new


>>83894386
>>83894386
>>83894386
>>83894386
>>83894386

>>83891274
>normies
The only normies still watching this show are """critics""".

>>83891795
What episode was this from?

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>>83893847
Piper is the patrician choice for best girl

>>83893858
too soon

>>83893888
not being able to act is a staple foundation of Twin Peaks though.

>>83894285
But you didn't notice when they crackled and reflected in the windshield

>>83888669
even for /tv/ this is a little much :(