/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

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HELLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOO

Jade give two rides

>>83874559
I bet she did!

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>>83874568

I missed the live thread, how did everyone react to diane being real?

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YOU ARE GOING BACK TO MISSOULA

>>83874560
lil smokin' babies

>>83874591
ALBUQUERQUEEEEEEEEEE

How many layers of irony is S3 on?

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JUDY

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>>83874631
Several, most of which are not detectable by human sensory organs

>>83874649
HELL GOD BABY DAMN NO

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The whole Dougie storyline is a dream isn't it? He lives inside a dream.

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*blocks your path*

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where is lillard

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Reminder that the first six episodes were just an extended casual filter. Now that the normies and brainlets are gone, we can get to the real Twin Peaks.

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its time to talk about Judy

>>83874510
>the general is already dead
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WHAT A SHIT-TIER FUCKING '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''FANBASE'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''

>>83874713
no, weeman is coming to kill him so Mike is trying to get him to "wake up" from retardcoop so he "don't die"

It's also a mulholland drive call back

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>Sam Hyde finally got a cameo

>>83874713
It is figuratively a dream in the sense that Dougie was a fake instead of a real person and his life is slightly affected by this

>>83874763
I know this is bait but we've successfully filtered plebs and memeposters

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>>83874738

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C
H
E
V A L I U M
A
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>>83874789
You fucking wish, lad. Welcome to hell... My hell

I'm pretty sure S3 is partly a rewrite of the Mulholland Dr. TV show. The stabbing scene was just like the killer scene in the movie with a random person seeing the murder and getting killed for it too.

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119

>>83874852
Incompetent hitmen and criminals are a recurring theme in Lynch's works

>>83874860
My waifu.

>>83874860
ONE ONE NINE

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REMINDER: Anne T. Donahue Talks ALL theTwin PeaksRevival Goodness

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where do the Georgia Coffee commercials fit into the show's canon?

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>3 AM
>makes and eats a sandwich
Do Americans really do this? Is there literally not a single moment where you don't need to eat?

>>83874560
>comic sans

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SHOCKING

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Like everyone else, I have had a ton of fun piecing these episodes together. I've had this thought about how Lynch and Frost will be getting the FBI involved in all of this. Dougie Coop's car exploded after being tagged with a car bomb planted by a mysterious hitman. Like others have said, I don't believe that this hitman (and his partner with the Dragonav) are associated with the guys that Dougie's wife scolded in the park over $25K. I'm think these are hitmen are in the drug game. Considering how "spacey" everyone is used to seeing Dougie, it wouldn't surprise me if old Dougie was involved in taking/selling drugs. Maybe Dougie was working for these guys, bought some drugs to sell, and ended up going on a bender with Jane or maybe Jane stole them. Maybe old Dougie ratted these guys out, I don't know.

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Get yo shovels bitches!

>>83875038
When Coop and the rest of the cast really wanted some more $$$ and they wanted it fast

>>83875061
Comic sans to refer to detestable people is fine.

>>83875046
this Lynches me that they call Doppelganger Coop Bob

>>83875071

god tracey was ugly

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>>83875150

>>83875054
*crunch*

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how will they die

>>83875125
didn't think of that...

Rhonda best girl, but Janey-E is a tough dame.

>>83875071
are all of these sevens the wings of the owl symbol?
insurance folder
coffee cup
idk what else

>>83875188
he will time travel and be killed by his own mom

michael gira cameo when?

>>83875188
Beaten to death by dominatrix Naomi.

>>83875046
Why would Jeffries want Dougie AND Doppelcoop dead both? I thought he was working with Doppelcoop all along

>>83874546
thank mr jackpots

Season 3 is bad and you should all feel bad.

>>83875218
I thought the 7s are supposed to represent the Twin Peaks mountains drawings

If you put the 7s on their side they look like mountains a little bit

threadly reminder that coop wont wake up until part 17 so fix your brains or go watch seasonal anime

>>83875259
It's not but joke's on you, I feel bad all the time.

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>>83875273

>>83875282

Somehow I doubt they're gonna hold out on us long past the tenth episode. Hell, even right now it seems like Coop is coming closer to getting his shit back together with every episode.

is that the last we will see of michael cera? i fucking hope so

>>83875273
Jesu fucking Christo

You sound like one of those donkey honkers that wouldn't shut the fuck up about their retarded delusion that the white horse represented heroin.

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>>83875346
Don't let Johnny hear you talk that kinda shit.

>>83875373
not him but heroin is called 'the white horse'

When I first watched the show, given the prevalence of drugs, I thought it might be an allusion to it.

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*blocks your path*

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>>83875188
this guy

>>83875218
coffee cup is a Z

>>83874718
*steps over*

>>83875508
well shit

>women can't even fight off a midget

poetry

>>83875418
That's because you're fucking stupid.

First of all, it's "horse", not "white horse". Your thinking that because your retarded ass is conflating "China White", a type of herion with the slang term "horse".

Second, there's no fucking heroin in the fucking show and only fucking idiots think cocaine and smack are the same.

Oooh...wait...Leo hit's Shelley, "smack" is slang for hit and Leo sold cocaine so maybe Leo hitting Shelley represents heroin!

(this is fucking stupid your thinking is)

Finally, you have to be compelely fucking illiterate to not know that "a Pale Horse" has represented death for pretty much all of written Western history.

>>83875545
hey asshole
did you not see the moves he pulled?
she went left and he went right

>>83875558
lol calm your autism down. Do you go around screaming and swearing when you hold IRL conversations about TV shows?

>>83874777
helloooooooooooo

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>>83875236

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>>83875558

>>83875545
He's the perfect assassin.
You're so utterly confused by what you see, you don't even think about defending yourself before it's too late.

>>83875558
>reddit spacing

judy?

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>>83875680

>>83875561
she zigged, he zagged

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DO NOT LOOK
AT ANDY'S GUT

>>83875558
>Finally, you have to be compelely fucking illiterate to not know that "a Pale Horse" has represented death for pretty much all of written Western history.
I have a hard time thinking of an instance where Lynch uses rote symbolism. The white horse matters TO SARAH PALMER not to your english lit 101 course.

Otherwise I like your outburst please keep beating down retards.

Of the cast, who's most likely to post here?

>>83875679
>no fucking wall of text spacing

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>>83875071

>>83875699
This is some Lynch-tier artwork.

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>>83875737

>>83875737
>/tpg/ an twin peaks is already dead
Bowie

>>83875585
To people that fucking stupid?

Yes.

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When Richard Horne pulls up to wipe the blood from the grill of his truck.

>>83875745
>if it's not the one extreme it has to be the other extreme

>>83875772

ITT times you acted like Richard Horne:

>go into a bar
>bartender doesn't check my ID because my hairline has receded halfway up my skull
>sit as close to a pack of cuties as I can
>light a Kool
>waitress approaches
>tells me there's no smoking
>hand her my pack of Kools with a $1 tucked in the cellophane sleeve
>"Keep the whole pack."
>she sighs and walks away
>one of the cuties turns around
>"Can you please put that out? It smells horrible."
>tell her to come closer
>she laughs out loud and returns to her friends
>bouncer approaches the table
>"Either put that cigarette out or leave."
>smile at him
>"Smokin' fucking babies. Makes me laugh."
>he drags me out of the bar forcefully

>>83875733
Mark Frost does.

If you think Sarah Palmer, weirdly psychic, is crawling across the floor thinking about spiking up, you might need some remedial education.

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>He couldn't handle watching season 3

>>83875808
>thinking about spiking up
???
What? I'm not arguing that the horse represents drugs. I'm arguing against the horse representing death via the "pale horse" comment.

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>>83875848

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>>83875854

>>83875046
And how many of these connections are red herrings?

>>83875795
LITTLE
SMOKING
FUCKING
BABIES

>>83875789
Are your initials MLA?

Are you from Chicago?

No?

Take your style advice, scrimshaw it onto a walrush tusk, and push it up your cock.

>>83875763
I originally brought up the white horse-as-slang comment, but that's not necessarily what I was arguing or believing. You're just sperging out for no reason.

>>83875808
Cooper does throw out a line saying that Leland drugged Sarah to keep her from figuring out what he was doing. I don't know if that's what the "white horse" is but I am sure that that's what was happening to her while Maddy left for Missoula.

What's the point of Chad? He's just a dick. At least every Richard Horne scene is extremely entertaining.

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>I got it, I got all of it. Right here. But it's mine, mine and chip's!

>>83875188
They won't. They were just a red-herring.

Who else hype for Metroid Prime 4?

>>83875854
Actually, I'd listen.

I think it is because:

1) Mark Frost
2) If not 1, Lynch seems unlikely to take a very well-known symbol and throw it in for a totally unrelated reason.

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>>83876008

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LA DONNA E MOBILE QUAL PIUMA AL VENTO

>>83875977
CHIP?

CHIP AIN'T GOT NO PHONE

>>83875969
FFS, thinking Leland dosed Sarah with a bunch of smack is equally fucking retarded.

Demolishing one of the stupidest and most oft-repeated "theories" is hardly sperging out you twonk.

>>83875772
hm
this show has a lot of mistakes doesn't it?

>>83875373
It's a pretty simple explanation thats not really a theory. You're just a turbo aspie that is upset he couldn't notice something obvious

Why exactly do you think Coop was drawing that whole installation thing that was basically Major Briggs outpost in Twin Peaks after he was inspecting the 7 on the case files? Its really not that hard, they literally have shown in the S2 finale how things were shown to be sideways and misinterpreted, the mountains included

>hits a kid
>keeps going
>blames the kid
this guy gets to have his own scenes, but boxghost was just a cameo????

>>83876049

Why didn't that kid get out of the way when Richard told him too? Is Richard being framed? He did nothing wrong

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>>83876089
whats the mistake here sorry im dumb

>>83875973
The last time we saw a cop that was this big of an dick, Bobby shot him dead in the middle of the woods. Bobby may still be in on the drug trade, so maybe we see this happen again.

>>83875188

>people still don't get these guys aren't the same ones with the sniper on dougie

Holy fuck /tpg/ keep up, you're worse than Reddit.

>>83876162
Name one person who has said they were

>>83874568
Why is Watts so perfect?

>>83876155

In seriousness, why didn't the Pajeet that waved them into the street check his fucking mirrors? Richard was driving a large truck, I'm pretty sure you could hear it or see it in your peripheral. He's more to blame than Richard is.

>>83876221
it is peacefull morose city, no druggies th\\drivinving g\t\rucks that oftenn...//

>>83875973
Chad is there to set up a lynching. Make the normies hate him, want to see something bad happen to him. But he'll be fine.

>>83876156
isn't the point that lynch framed this shot with the reflection on purpose

>>83875964
>baww don't comment on my formatting in my favourite subreddit

>>83875973
chad represents trump voters, insensitive people that post on /pl/

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>This is what I want

>>83876270
>/pl/
Kurwa, not taking any rapefugees, fuck off.

>>83876149
You being stupid doesn't make me autistic.

Wanna say they look like the glyph from Owl Cave and the Ring?

OK, I'll listen.

Fuck right off that the dilettante you are if you wanna say:

"hey guise! a seven can look like a mountain if you turn it around an there were two different sevens and twin can mean two and a mountain can be a peak so the sevens are TWIN PEAKS. Right? GUISE???"

>>83876010
So when Cooper sees the horse, who died?

>>83875964
You talk like a Redditor

>>83876287
REDDYT SPaEceING

>>83876221
>In seriousness, why didn't the Pajeet that waved them into the street check his fucking mirrors?

That wasn't a Pajeet, that was a Hajji.

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>>83876319
that was a Mohamed

>>83876260
but if that's from the scene where he cleans the blood off his grill that pole shouldn't be there
he was in the middle of a forest clearing or something

>>83876214
It was the easiest way to get Laura Harring to fuck her.

>>83875869
Steve Albini?

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Richard and this fat bitch are clearly gonna fuck now that she eyeballed him.

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"To understand how income statements are set up, think of them as a set of stairs."

>>83876289
Who the fuck said it's that fucking literal?

They've been on and on about dying the whole fucking time.

>>83876202

>>83876287
You being a giant aspie makes you a giant aspie. You're sperging out over literally nothing. This isn't some Shining tier theory like moon landings and shit. It's pretty simple considering it's something that's happened before in the S2 finale.

You're again free to explain why Coop was drawing the installation after inspecting the 7. It's a harmless possible explanation. You just don't know how to communicate with neurotypical humans

>>83876315
>>83876291
You talk like a samefagging cunt that spends all your time listening to a Judas Priest cover band named: Randy Andy and the Horny Homos while jerking off to trap porn.

>>83876359

Yes.

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Who the FUCK eats a sandwich at like 3:30am? And why did it make that sound? And why did Lynch use the same take twice in the same scene? What did he mean by this?

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>>83876412
what is Judas Prist/?

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>it's a horsefag episode

>>83876399
Please, go on.

Your thoughts are very compelling and not at all weapons grade projection.

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>>83876370
Reminder that we have a female executive producer and that is why there are more fatties now

>>83876370
I just hope they don't play that retarded TV trope of muh witness saw the perpetrator but is too dumb to report him/nobody wants to listen to her because she's silly.

>>83876453
that surname
kiefer confirmed

>>83876426
>Who the FUCK eats a sandwich at like 3:30am?
people who are hungry and don't want to bang pots and pans around early in the morning
>And why did it make that sound?
She had chips on her sandwich

>>83876449
>no youre actually the autist!!

So clever. Have some gold

>>83876373
BRAVO LYNCH
https://learn.saylor.org/mod/page/view.php?id=13715

>>83876426
>Who the FUCK eats a sandwich at like 3:30am?
What the fuck else am I supposed to eat when I'm hungry? A bag of chips, you fatmerrican?

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>>83876469

>>83876426
>3:30am?
when or where the time is mentioned
it was not that late, Sonny was still awake

Part 9: This is the chair. (July 9, 2017)
Part 10: Laura is the one. (July 16, 2017)
Part 11: There’s fire where you are going. (July 23, 2017)
Part 12: Let’s rock. (July 30, 2017)

>>83876453
Nah, Lynch has always cast fatties. This bitch and the neighbour to the bed corpse are quite typical of him.

>>83876412
>too much of a sperg for Reddit
>too much of a Redditor for 4chan

Lmao @ ur """life"""

>>83876469
She actually appeared in Episode 3, she was that casino lady giving Dougie the buckets.

>>83876473
Add some denial too.

You're really amusing.

It's kinda of like watching a monkey fuck a football, or a squirrel try to play the saxaphone.

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>>83876550
>Update

>>83876412
You seem to spend a lot of time imaging how other guys masturbate.

>>83876543
I'll give you that that's pretty clever.

Well done.

>welcome to the high point of your month

>>83876506
So we are going to see Laura again in the next episodes, I thought she was just going to be a cameo but I guess there are pieces of the puzzle surrounding Laura that we haven't seen yet.

>>83876584
tell me how you do it? how was your first hojmoo intercourse/

>>83876552
If you just want to get the last word in by adding in some embarrassingly stupid insults then please do so. I'm not in the mood to quench the attention deprivation of a stimming aspie.

>>83876584
Hit a little too close to home?

>>83876591
the lodge will break all dopples are goiong out

>>83876606
>quench the attention deprivation

How long did that take you to come up with?

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the should have made the hit and run with a dog instead of Sonny Jim

>>83876628
I really want this to happen

>>83875054
She was waiting for dougie before she ate, so she likely hadn't eaten since lunch

>>83876602
>>83876622
You want me to fuel your weird sex fantasies?
No thanks.

>>83876476
tl;dr
Give me the rundown, please.

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>smoking kills
Explain this healthfags

>>83876722
call me Audrey Horny, your friendly trap

>>83876733
Lynch literally copy pasted from that page for the computer screen the red square appears on.

>>83876770
he was naveer vaccinated after FDR, duh
autism free

>>83876506

These are real titles, just checked SHOTIME

>>83876789
So the boss is a plagiarist? Masterstroke

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>>83876776
Keep my waifu out of this.

>>83876824
imagine taking her paintis and finding a very feminine penis

>>83876341
look through the back window of his truck. There's grass directly behind him. He's in the field, but Lynch def inserted that shot there on purpose. E L E C T R I C I T Y

>>83876844
shot, as in, the pole

>>83875150
gay

>>83876506

No one talking about these part descriptions?

>>83876506

>Part 12: Let’s rock. (July 30, 2017)

MIDGET COMBACK CONFIRMED

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>>83876506
>Part 12: Let’s rock. (July 30, 2017)

>>83875737
Michael J Anderson
He's the one that gets LYNCHED first every thread trying to talk shit about Twin Peaks

>>83876914
>>83876925
>>83876956
Lynch Calls McGiver


Richard Dean Anderson

to repkace Michael J Anderson

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>>83874582

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I want a twooo by four

>>83876997
my dicks measuremnet

>>83877011
in inches or cm?

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>>83874732
I read filter as filler at first and was this close to flaming you so hard

>>83877033
cm untrimed

>>83876997
......SO YOU ADMIT IT

>>83876628
Who you gonna call?

>>83877056
Winston is alredy on the cast right?

>>83876376
>Who the fuck said it's that fucking literal?
Do you know what it means to be a symbol?

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>>83877039
>untrimed

>>83875046
I don't think we should be calling Badass Coop Bob anon, the doppelgänger is clearly a separate entity. I think Bob is just also occupying his form/infusing him with more power if anything

>>83874546
thank you mr jackpots

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Found nu-/pol/ the character. Only those jaded dickbags would joke about a veteran committing suicide because they lack any humanity left due to neglect from family, friends and beautiful women.

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>>83877155

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>>83877155
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>>83874546
thank mr jackpots

>>83877155

There's ever been a /pol/ that wasn't full of spiteful pricks?

>>83877155

>implying he's wrong

back to /r/twinpeaks

>>83877155
You sound like a faggot. Who cares about /pol/, why bring another board up for no reason in the middle of our nice thread.

>>83877196
>>83877185
edgy aint funny anymore, its just easy pickings made from lazy autists.

>>83877155
t.spineless nu-male who doesn't want to offend anybody

cry me a river

>>83877155
Chad will die a Bobby Peru-style death. Can't wait.

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>>83877236
>>83877225
I'm ex pol, i was banned and lived on b after the election, lynch bought me her

>>83877280
no, he will fuck you mama, best character in all seeasons

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>>83877308
i hope he fucks your mama you cuck while you hang yourself

what? its just my opinion

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>>83877367
I will kill you and yo mama, tell me wjere thou live>?

with so many King Arthur references

what is her Coop's excalibur?

>>83877280
No, Lynch won't let the audience feel that much joy. Chad isn't getting his comeuppance.

>>83877308
>>83877155
In all seriousness, Chad is just Lynch lazily writing in a character everyone can hate on that sounds like a politically incorrect trump supporter because his boi bernie lost. Fuck twin peaks and fuck colored people.

>>83877467
>what is her Coop's excalibur?
Audrey's milf pusy

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Can anyone redpill me on this guy?

Thewlis himself claims Varga is a capitalist, but then, why does he have a Stalin pic on his truck?

>>83877684
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE FAGO

>>83874560
that guy looks like a bad sculpture of matthew mcconaughey

>>83874546

thanks mr jackpots

>>83877487
>that sounds like a politically incorrect trump supporter
WHAT? Chad hasn't said anything political.

>>83877779

damn, almost a HelllooOOoooo

>>83874719
His story is over I assume, boop garmonbozia'd the shit out of him, his wife and the lawyer

>>83877744
Yeah as a kid maybe

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>>83877779
come the fuck on

Shrinkray theory is still on.

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Any theory fags got any ideas as to why Carl could see a ethereal light when the kid got ran over? I get that it's the kid's soul, but why would Carl be able to see it?

>>83877920
Cataracts

>>83877920

Buy "The secret life of Twin Peaks" and read it.

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>>83877835

>>83877951
"no"

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>>83877920

Anon, do you mean to say...you haven't read my book yet?

>>83877920
Because he was kidnapped, same as the Log Lady and Major Briggs. It says so in the Secret History.

>>83877920
He's already been places.

>>83874510
I am sorry to say but I'm loving this show. I just love it.

I accepted the reality of Dale being possibly handicapable forever. It fills me with sadness but it is what it is.

I know the plot is very slowly crawling forward, but I'm not complaining as long as I'm entertained and as long as unexpected things keep happening

>>83877973

Kidnapped by who? Freemasons and aliens?

>>83877995
The spirits you homo

Mark stop shilling your meme book

>>83877920
it is just poop gas

>>83875046
There is no dougie anymore and bad coop is not bob, he's "with him"

>>83875529
*stabs you in the dick and then grinds the pick into your pelvis like he's taking your cherry
*nothing personal kid

>>83877920
It seemed pretty implied he has some sort of knowledge of all the supernatural shit going on in FWWM

And in Le Buy My Book Man's Book He was kidnapped by lodge spirits and disappeared for a few days before being returned, so he probably has the same sort of abilities that Coop has as a result of the Lodge experiences, same with Log Lady she was one of the three kids abducted with him as revealed by the book and some other guy that they don't really mention

>>83878020

It's not a meme book, I've enjoyed it, it's like living in a world of Twin Peaks and when I rewatched TP I felt like I've been already there physically.

>>83877988
I'm pretty sure Dale will recover. Mike is desperately trying to wake him up.

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BUY
THE
BOOK

>>83877155
muh /pol/ bogeyman

>>83877951
w-wait... is fan-fiction required reading to enjoy the third season? Or did Lynch is just inserting small cameos to homage frost's fan fiction book

but actually when I saw that scene, I just assumed he had powers\was connected with the lodge somehow... I don't think I need to fully appreciate the fan-fiction it references

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wtf is wrong with his head

>>83874546
thank mr jackpots

>>83878068
>Or did Lynch is just inserting small cameos to homage frost's fan fiction book

The book was written after they wrote Season 3 scripts.

>>83877995
the indians and the owls

>muh heritage

>>83878080
ayy lmao

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>>83878080

He's a russian/polish Jew, He reminds me of young Tito who was a polish Jew.

>>83878049
on the other hand he only has to follow his extra-sensorial perceptions to survive and defeat the enemy

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CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

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>>83878080

>>83876506
FUKC EVERYTHING I WANT MORE MORE MORE

>>83878194

Holy Shit! Showtime will definitely NOT renew for the 4th season!

>>83878194
showtime did say that they had their largest subscriber weekend ever on it's initial airing.

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>>83878124
>Tito
>polish
>jew

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>>83877155
what is "the war" they referred to twice last episode? i'm not american but i don't feel like american operations in the middle east is referred to as "the war"

is there some alternate history shit going on? is it 2003?

>>83874510
Evil Coop is using the billionare from mullholand drive to try and stop coop. Initially he used his funds to create the glass box so at the exact moment that the entity in the glass box appears, Coop would appear there and immediately get murdered. Thus Bob would not have to return to the lodge.

The eyeless lady stops this though and he is saved yet again and replaced with dougie, which was also a contingency plan created by Bob in case his plan failed. He is with dougie now and with this information had sent assassins hired by lorraine to kill Coop. She did not kill him in the allotted time so he kills her and this connection is confirmed with the billionare and the envelope.

This means that Coop is now in danger because he knows that the other spirits of the lodge are trying to bring Bob back. Why? Because he has not returned in a long time denying Mike and the man from another place's gargambozia.

This to me is definitely what is happening.

Thoughts?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-BDU-TvlTg

>>83876770
Why was he in twin peaks? Did lynch forget where the beginning of fwwm takes place?

>>83878194
>ratings
>for a cable tv network with no advertisements

they literally do not give two shits except for all those new subscriptions

>>83874546
thank mr jackpots

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>>83878194
>tfw showtime cancels twin peaks but picks up four more seasons of i'm dying up here

>>83875237
But they don't deserve a happy ending.

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>>83878235
he was born in twin peaks derp

>>83878207
>>83878248

THERE WONT BE SEASON 4 IDIYETS

>>83878207
Who needs a 4th season we are watching David's magnum opus now and he likely doesn't intend to make more.

All that matters is that no matter what the ratings are we will get all 18 hours of this.

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bravo lynch

>>83878207
this is the final season and probably the last thing Lynch will do. He's doing it because he can

if he cared for ratings and a renewal he would have done a reboot instead of a straight up sequel referencing stuff from frie walk with me or the fan-fiction book.

so now that we got ratings out of the way. I'm loving this show

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>>83874510
The elevator from which Bowie comes out HAS A FUCKING 7 ON IT

>>83878080
Hes hot
>>83878068
He really is supposed to be representative of Trump voters

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>waiting for the next thread to make a dank post

>>83878292

HelllloOOOoooooOO

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>>83878235

THE BOOK

>>83878312
epic frogpost m'dude

>>83878310
>He really is supposed to be representative of Trump voters
Either post a quote of David Lynch confirming this or fuck off. Season 3 was filmed in 2015 and back then everyone thought Trump was just a meme that would never get the republican nomination.

>>83878328
>>83878274
F R O S T E D

>>83878312
who opens the new threads? it's just a random anon or is it David Lynch himself

>>83878374
anons who cum in their pants at how many replies there are in their thread

>>83874732
I agree but it will extend to the first 9 episodes. The second half of the series will be the story Lynch intends to tell to his true fans, whereas the first half is an extended meta commentary on the expectations of the pleb viewers who like TP for pie and coffee.

>>83878374

Hello 4chan friends!

I kindly remind you all to keep your eye on the doughnut, not the hole!

>>83878400

I like TP for helllOOooooOOs and repeating last words of the sentences.

>>83878361
Ok typical republican then

>>83878399
it's sad to think you are right

>>83878480

>>83878480

>>83878080
>tfw to intelligent for intersections

>>83877487
lol u mad

>>83876162
there are still people who don't understand that the (would be) killers were hired by Evil Cooper

>>83878122
because her laugh is retarded. I mean, I don't think the character is clinically retarded, but she comes off as one of those slow people who easily get confused, like Andy and Lucy, and in TV series there is an annoying trope by which the narrative is held back because such a character fails to do a simple thing that a normal person would do.

There's a decent example of this in season 2: Andy figures out that the cave inscription is in fact a map, but every time he tries to explain this, Cooper tells him to be quiet and stop interrupting. It's a sloppy storytelling technique.

>>83878285
He and the rest of the crew said they'd gladly do more seasons if there was a demand for them. Makes me sad that they won't get the chance.

>>83878231
seems like this to me too. The question is how jeffries, major briggs, shaggy fit into the story. Coordinates to what does evil coop want? How'd dougies ring get into the corpse?

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Uh... wtf is going on??? Im not even following anymore. Wtf did Dougie draw in those case files? Why is Dougie retarded? Who the fuck is the midget??? Who's the edgy kid who ran over the little boy? Who's the old man who saw the kids spirit leave his body? Where's audrey? Halp

>>83874546
THANK MR JACKPOTS

>>83878626
if showtime doesn't pay for another one, amazon or netflix will, the critics are loving this season, having a show like this of a critically acclaimed director gives a platform prestige.

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>>83878644
Imagine trying to live every day being this slow

Where can we contribute to your Gofundme you poor soul

>>83878226

Probably Iraq.

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>>83878644
NIGGA WHAT

what's up with the files?

>>83874546
thank mr jackpots