Read The Fucking Book Edition
>https://pastebin.com/dQ4VEADX
Prev>>83855108
reminder that this is the EXACT MOMENT s2 turned into unwatchable garbage. Notice anything?
AAHHH AAHHH AAHHH AHHH
NYEH AAHH AAAH AAHH
judy?
>>83858221
>my face when normal cooper fags got btfo for the third time in a row
God i wonder if reddit will ruin this thread too
>>83858195
your posts are terrible but I respect your speed, misogynautist
Look at these scene from Blue Velvet. Frank Booth's woman's child is named Dougie. Twin Peaks universe confirmed? https://youtu.be/HK7dDAm3NAk
Rhonda best girl
>Oooh geez, a kid got ran over, huh... can't wait to tweet about this later.
>>83858304
*this
>>83858304
Jesus Christ, the kid's name is Donnie.
These threads have turned to fucking shit.
>>83858343
I hope that's actually what he was going for there, it would make a lot more sense
I can't believe people are still watching this shit.
Nonsensical script, awful awful acting, shit tier """"cgi"""" effects
Just another pitiful trainwreck that everyone will forget about 1 week after it's over
>>83858166
haven't read the book but have loved the show from when i first saw it years ago and am loving the new season so far
who /suave/ here?
>>83858451
Al Calavici?
>>83858393
loving all the white knight/feminazi butthurt over
>MUH VIOLENCE AGINST WOMYN
lol dumb shithead identity politics faggots can't keep anything in perspective whatsoever
>>83858451
>tfw favorite character has a look that can't be duplicated
My favorite scene so far.
So... how is Annie anyway?
>>83858451
Here's to your fuck.
>>83858505
dick is the best character in the show by far
Shouldn't his head have split open or something?
>>83858516
>CAR SICK
made my week lol
>Dougie-is-in-2003-fags got BTFO last week
>Diane-is-not-real-fags got BTFO yesterday
Who's next?
>>83858517
she's ok
>>83858549
>Coop-gets-back-to-normal-fags
>>83858549
i can only hope "richard is audrey's son" fags are btfo'd next
>>83858195
WTF I HATE WOMEN NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZK4amtes2Lk
>>83858380
I know you're just Lynched-baiting but this is so 2 weeks ago.
>>83858505
You can duplicate that character by hitting the randomize button in The Sims
>>83858516
The Gordon / Albert scenes have been my favorite overall.
Also they way he said the chick had car sickness seemed like an excuse, like she wasn't even there for filming.
"sorry I can't come in today David"
"oh whatever, we'll just say your sick or some shit lmao"
Post some songs that you'd like to hear during the end credits of the new season.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQuCJ_tZd_E
>>83858549
>Dougie-is-in-2003
wtf is this?
>>83858549
I guess there aren't any batshit insane theories left to btfo.
So we should make some more, any ideas?
>>83858668
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kszLwBaC4Sw
>>83858668
https://youtu.be/fAUR3d7B0-8?t=25
>>83858686
retards who latch onto bullshit
>>83858591
He's got to be someones son.
Who's he gonna be?
>>83858668
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_jWHffIx5E
>>83858733
>>83858717
But where does it stem from?
>>83858695
love Jacoby's new hat
>>83858633
got me, I just wanted to fill my LYNCHED folder but was too shy to ask :(
>>83858733
Hopefully it plays after a really dramatic episode as well.
>>83858380
>Nonsensical script
Make sense of it.
>>83858166
>Secret history of twin peaks
>Book cover shows three peaks
>>83858626
Stop spamming this garbage from your YouTube page. Don't click this, it's a generic rap song with a picture of Leland.
>>83858753
The '03 sticker on Dougie's car. It indicates the month, not the year, but no one spent three seconds looking it up, instead crafting some elaborate theory for retards.
>>83858668
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaKr9gWqwl4
>>83858668
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B55C3LfFBMg
What did AVClub mean by this?
>>83858722
jerry's probably
>>83858771
normies would explode
>>83858668
https://youtu.be/B-DnCGnebjo
>>83858810
I think this means "I'm so fucking retarded if someone else didn't build a residence for me I'd drown in the rain, which would be the fault of white people."
>>83858668
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRWox-i6aAk
>>83858763
>>83858668
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeFvBjlqdIM
>>83858668
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ji_K99Ff5tE
>>83858810
It means when AV club (((writers))) get jumped by nigs, they don't learn a thing
http://www.avclub.com/philadelphia/articles/flash-mob-fallout-a-multipleperspective-account-of,58379/
>>83858895
You just KNOW
>>83858668
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaOGGIfJkJk
>>83858753
In ep 3 when the eyeless woman changes the outlet number from 15 to 3, they said it was the year he would come out in. Some retards were even saying that it was the 70s
>>83858898
Nice, never heard this remix.
>>83858923
Definitely
>>83858668
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LB7LZZGpkw
>>83858919
dead link they baleeted
https://www.amren.com/news/2011/07/flash_mob_fall/
>>83858668
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJLbrkHMRgY
>>83858983
this is twin peaks not life is strange, fuck that
>>83858668
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9wZhF80-rY
>>83858923
Is it true what they say about Lynch casting women?
>>83858972
Is this canon?
>>83858668
https://open.spotify.com/user/wineamyhouse/playlist/0J3CYxLAweyMN5bX3p2207
>>83859050
yes
>>83858343
>thoughts and prayers are with the victim of the hit and run
>#WeWillNotGiveIntoHate
>>83858245
who is the girl
>>83859078
Truck of peace strikes again.
>>83859098
J U D Y
>>83858810
But Jade gives two rides.
First time on the thread and these twin peak posting shit. I was thinking about that EP4 conversation between Gordon and Bad Cooper. I think that bad cooper = Twin Peaks franchise, and all that fucking conversation was about the reboot of the series and how hard is to settle it in on the current modern series. I fucking hate my poor english, but I hope you can understand what I'm trying to say here.
>>83858668
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpqxB231SNM
>>83859050
It upsets me greatly that Lynch didn't direct a Silent Hill movie.
>>83859106
the actress, want to see more of those tits
>>83859137
GO BACK TO RED DIT
>>83859078
>>83859102
pol Drumph bigots pls go
white christians kill more in a day than muslims do in a thousand years
>>83859137
I understand perfectly but your theory sucks, anon.
>>83859137
please refrain from overtheorizing, Lynch's symbolism is used to tell the story in a unique and compelling fashion, not to make oblique and retarded social commentary
>>83858195
>women
lol so quirky and melodramatic ^-^ i love coffee and pie xD, multiple plots, mark frost
>men of taste
surreal, terrifying and mature content, direction, breaking the rules, david lynch
>>83859137
do you think lynch is so retarded to do that
>>83858986
what's this
>>83859191
can you make this even more bluer?
>>83859149
First Silent Hill is already heheheheheavily inspired.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBxsxtOxRus
>that awkward dialogue
>>83859201
>men of taste
>surreal, terrifying and mature content
>>83859248
People like this need to be stopped.
>>83859179
Please be bait.
>>83859248
So sad that that dude raped and murdered her in full character and she never got to get BTFO by the new episodes. So sad.
>>83859263
>completed silent hill 1 in a day or two
>it's taken me like a year and a half to play SH2
I love it but it i have to play it in very occasional bite size pieces
>>83859248
would bang while getting hacked and slashed by a ghostly creature/10
>>83859280
lol who gives a fuck
>>83859248
>want to ridicule them for cosplaying to watch a tv show
>realize i put on >my team's jersey when i watch hockey games and have all sorts of superstitions about them
>>83859248
I got in a row in the cinema when they showed Doctor Who 50 anniversary
that I was upset that people there were only shallow shipping faggots
>>83859318
in a way I guess that makes them both truer fans than anyone ITT will ever be
>>83859326
I do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4nAvDXpvHk
anyone else finds it hilarious when this clip starts playing
>>83858810
>>83858842
>>83858919
>>83858980
they're overreacting but not totally wrong tbqh senpai
>>83859327
both gay
but I see some hurt on you
also go back to red dit
>>83859201
>men of taste
I want Shelly to sit on my face
>>83859358
shut up you moron
>>83859353
mend your fragile ego, friend
>>83859389
I don't even remember a single black character from S1 and 2.
>>83859366
you don't need to fall for the coffee and pie meme just because you want to fuck shelly. everyone wants that regardless :^)
“In the Warmth of the Great Northern” by Scott Campbell
>>83859415
jesus christ shut the fuck up you moron
>>83859384
>not angeloposting in real life
>>83859384
nice finish there
>>83859244
I mean, I can, but I'm playing with fire over here.
>>83859354
I love how it's one of the first results after searching "hip hop beat" on YouTube. You can just imagine Lynch doing that.
>>83859362
was she doing anal here?
>>83859171
>>83859191
>>83859192
>>83859202
Can anyone help me to fin the fucking scene to try to explain why I'm thinking this? I need to rewatch it. It was clear as the fucking water guys, just imagine the bad cooper as Twin Peaks, it's so subtly but it makes sense in fucking everything. And then the conversation about "I don't understand nothing of this, Gordon", "Me neither", it's Lynch speaking about Twin Peaks again. It's sounds retarded as fuck but you have to admit it, it makes sense. I need that fucking scene.
>>83859320
I like SH2 too but I've always felt it's a plebbier version of SH1.
>>83859263
Believe me I know, this is why it bothers me so much. SH1 is still my favorite game of all time.
>>83859436
>>83859389
typical angry white kid detected
>>83859470
there is no meta here Mr King
>>83858245
https://youtu.be/jTjRMkzxvt8
Great song
>>83859466
For Laura, anal is kindegarden
>>83859478
why are you trying so hard to ruin the thread?
>Just want Dougie shit to end since it's starting to feel like those drawn out and useless S2 plotlines like Horne thinking he's a Civil War general or Super Nadine
I know you're all gonna call me a pleb for not liking Dougkino or some shit, but fuck it, I'm sick of it and after 4 hours of this I want old Coop back.
>>83859493
Ah man... I remember taking a train out to Shipley in the UK to just hike and wander around, this was on shuffle when I got out at the station. Good memories, thanks for this
>>83859501
baby wants attention
>>83859412
You too.
>>83859471
i thought Sh2 is far more refined and has a much more unique atmosphere what with the way it mixes serenity with pure terror
>>83859550
your mom does
>>83859566
your father does too
>>83859584
>>83859470
The ability to willfully interpret a single scene in a certain way is not, in fact, evidence that it was intended this way.
>>83859546
>>83859619
is it supposed to be bad?
>>83859358
There are more colours than "black". So when they bitch and blah and moan about a lack of diversity, they're legit betraying their own racism. They couldn't give two fucks about any other race than black people. They're happy to ignore Hawk and Josie and BOB because they don't suit fit their victimisation narrative. It's fucking retarded.
>>83859661
Lynch likes to direct extras for some fucking reason
So is this song saying Cooper's mind will never come back? https://youtu.be/VI-Lukyr4UY
>>83859661
clearly, do you think lyncbh accidentally played a kid's death for laughs and then accidentally had a 5 minute scene where people poorly act sad?
>>83859663
Truman's actor is Native American too iirc, so yeah it's pretty disgusting that they completely blow off the two very important, powerful and realistic Native characters
>>83859552
SH2 also captures the idea of the town shaping itself around people in there much better by showing the versions for all the different characters instead of being just Alessa's version of the town.
>>83859671
the implications of this are quite troubling
>>83858451
>a candy colored clown they call the sand man
>>83859676
>>83859709
>Truman's actor is Native American too
>>83859682
I heard this is the song that plays at the end of the season. Obviously, not the live version.
>>83859661
You could add in the *womp* *womp* sound effect into that scene and it would still work.
>>83859693
And remember the "I will show you "kid" " just before killing the kid
>>83859742
exactly the scene i was referring to. what a weirdo
>>83859693
he was not planning for that, he was in the cross roads, thinking about Leland and Angelo, and then it came to him, that the stop light is magical and the post should bring Carl, so he asked Sutherland to bring a kid, any kid, but a kid that looked like Sonny or 119's kid, but more autistic and he would die and a fart would come from his ass after his death, a visible maroon fart into the sky
>>83858343
Northernlion?
>>83859596
>>83859742
>>83858668
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHtMP0rDAtI
>>83859742
This is the best scene in all of Twin Peaks, not even memeing
>>83859682
Outside of the spam. This is pretty interesting. The last song of the season by Eddie Vetter with those lyrics.
>this year's e3
>>83858668
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gY5kKn24qvs
they pretty regularly play shows for David Lynch foundation so it wouldn't even be a stretch
>>83859777
me or lynch?
HELLLOOOOOooooooOOOOO
>>83859832
why even watch that tripe, i'd be surprised if there was even 1 good game this year
<lauradern3
>>83859787
I would like to know the story behind this image
>>83859806
I prefer the drug deal scene in FWWM desu, but this is a fine choice too.
>>83859552
>more refined
That's true and exactly the reason I felt it was plebbier.
>dude it's like hell it calls sinners xd
>here's some couch psychology and soapy drama btw
While first one was raw, vivid horror leaving you unsure what's real and didn't fucking chew over the mystic for easier consumption. Just like season 3. All imo of course.
>>83858810
Wild At Heart is the most realistic portrayal of crime ever put to film.
>>83859885
DERNED
>>83858393
What was his name again?
>>83859577
>>83859456
perfect
>WE
laugh about a dead kid
>WE
get upset with Chad's comment
>>83859682
How mad are normies going to be?
>>83859967
OOOOH SWEET CHILD O' MINE
>>83860000
>>83859967
the mothers acting is great the rest are just there to alienate the viewer with that terrible acting, it really creates a strange mood
>>83859661
I don't know what you're talking about; it's glorious.
>>83858393
Imagine how fucking scary it would be, in real life, if some little nugget covered in blood just charged in and started stabbing the hell out of you
>>83860015
>get upset with Chad's comment
No we don't.
>finally watch episode 6
>nothing happens, again
>yet another shitty indie band gets more screen time than anything actually related to Twin Peaks
Maybe we'll find out what Diane has to say in another three or four episodes, am I right gang? TPTR is a trainwreck but I can't look stop watching and it's fascinating that a 25 year old show has me thinking 'what in the fuck am I watching?'.
any webms of the fat chick in the RR?
I like the way she says "the boys this year are so cute", it's both tender and punchable
>>83860073
>>83860073
>>83860016
Normies are gonna be BTFO cos these lyrics make sense. People are gonna be mortally LYNCHED if this is true.
>>83860073
L Y N C H E D frogposter
Y
N
C
H
E
D
>>83860000
waste of good quads. get a life by the way, you schizophrenic loony.
>>83860073
What bothers me the most is how fragmented everything is.
>>83860116
I think he might get his memory back, but he'll never be the same again after his time in the Lodge.
>>83860073
Hahaha
LYNCHED
Y
N
C
H
E
D
Almost finished S2.
Will be hard to swap to book mode, are they all really neccesary? And I assume it's best to watch after missing pieces?
>>83860073
When will you plebs realize this season is just a long ass movie
>>83860073
Windswept is the best thing that happed in this season.
>>83860147
It's going to be amazing to sit down one weekend, a year from now, and watch it all in one marathon sitting. It will all make senseor maybe it wontthe long lynch
>>83860189
The books definitely aren't necessary. The less you know the better.
>>83860116
Listen to this song by Eddie Vedder that he wrote for Twin Peaks. Some are saying this is the song of the finale. https://youtu.be/VI-Lukyr4UY
>>83860210
it will end in another cliffhanger im sure-
>>83860210
yes, rewatch during 16 hours leading to the finale S3
>>83858668
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DSVDcw6iW8
>>83860189
None are necessary
>>83860210
Of course it will be better. Even though I like waiting for the next installment it does kind of kill the pacing on what Lynch has said was meant to be more of a 18 hour movie.
I think many of the people getting LYNCHED now will find a much different experience when they are able to view it as a complete whole.
>>83859958
Ike the spike
>>83860252
KIKE?
>>83860235
i hope not, pretty bland song
Guys I need some help
>be me
> jamming out to twin peaks Spotify
>xiu xiu, julee cruise, chromatics, nbd
>blackstar starts playing
>"oh cool this song fits twin peaks creepy vibe"
>actually listen to ththe lyrics for the first time since it and out
>"something happened on the day he died, spirit rose a meter and then stepped aside, somebody else took his place and bravely cried 'I'm a blackstar!'"
> that sounds like coop or Phillip Jeffries situation
> and then it hit me
>the real Bowie was replaced with black lodge Phillip Jeffries as part of research for his role in FWWM
>took 25 years and then he returned to the lodge
>good Bowie will return
Shit is bananas
>>83858668
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clJuSoVmpRs
>>83860274
Stay in your containment board.
>>83859248
not going to lie I wish I was him
>>83860297
He is gone, what happened?
>>83860279
The lyrics make sense desu.
Anyone else thought she's going to start masturbating to the photo of Coop?
>>83860297
you realize when you post this whiny shit it just makes everyone want to /pol/post?
>>83860359
>>83860235
Julee Cruise will be back for the finale obviously.
>>83860337
>implying Lynch would let Eddie fucking Vedder know what the ending to Twin Peaks is
>>83860351
she is so hot, fine tribe
>>83860283
cringe
>>83860197
>>83860224
Um did anyone catch those posts? They were nuked fucking faster than cp
>>83858668
This please, lynch do it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJrRVl7goLE
>>83860411
>>83860412
It was just the regular strange Moot spam.
So confirmed so far are
>Eddie Vedder
>Julee Cruise
>Sky Ferreira
>NIN
Who will perform in the remaining 8 episodes? I hope Xiu Xiu will be there.
>>83859248
who cares?
Is anyone else unsure whether or not they've been Lynched? 1/3 into S3, and I'm enjoying the ride... but I suspect I've been Lynched and I just don't fully understand it yet.
I can't be the only one.
>>83860518
The plot is pretty straightforward, so no.
>>83860498
The final episode will be Cooper in sunglasses singing a Roy Orbison song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQrgeeS_qbo
>>83860518
phantom cuck syndrome
>>83859536
i think the payoff will make it worth the wait
>>83860540
The ultimate lynching
>>83859354
>I'm-a I'm-a DA MAN
>>83860555
whatever the trip that matters
>download The Secret History of TP
>every mobi reader fucks up the order of the pages or takes forever to load
Ugh.
>>83860351
IdK but I started masturbating to her lol
>>83860518
Maybe because not everything is revealed yet huh???
>>83860562
You know that lynch doesnt want to "lynch" right? Plebs get lynched but lynch just does his thing, only people who get lynched think that lynch, lynchs.
>>83860586
That picture is so facebook-tier
>>83860597
>not everything is revealed yet
as if ever it is going to be
>>83860580
Have you tried calibre yet?
>>83860351
She's so hot. I hope the midget doesn't kill her. : o
>>83860617
Try not to overanalyze language, anon
>>83860580
I read it with Microsoft Edge, pretty good
Could Sheev defeat BOB?
>>83859248
What the fuck is wrong with Americans
>>83860675
fuck you mother fucker, and don't call me anon
Here's a theory: Cooper always had his magic powers.
>>83860733
Here's a theory: James was always cool.
>>83860729
I seem to have touched a nerve, are you troubled anon?
>>83859671
This is just flat out fucking creepy the dad looks like a fucking freak
>>83860789
what do you expect from reddit
>>83860498
>>NIN
It's not confirmed whether or not it's NIN or How To Destroy Angels. Most likely HTDA though since he's wife is listed
>>83860055
id shit myself and then draw my pistol and unload into his manlet ass
>>83860412
The fuck were they?
Friendly reminder that bad coop kills good coop in the end for the ultimate LYNCHing
>>83860189
Audiobook them u fag
>>83859832
Has there ever been a good E3? I haven't been into video games since high school but every year it'd maybe be like a couple cool announcements between 50 hours of talk about bullshit peripherals and add-ons and normie shit like sports and racing games. Yet it's always so romanticized. I always check out the worst moments compilations for old time's sake.
>>83860833
I think Eddie Vedder's song for Twin Peaks somewhat confirms this.
>>83860764
That's a fact though.
>>83860862
Mid 2000s
>>83859967
She deserved it for using her kid to test a blind intersection.
>>83861012
>Truck of peace.
FIGARO
FIGARO
FIGARO
>[record scratch]
>[freeze frame]
>Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got myself into this situation...
>>83861149
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>83861191
DEAD KID = PATHETIC FAGGOT
This season is going to be so depressing that when it ends people will actually kill themselves.
>>83860283
>this one redditor's theory will change the way you think about FWWM
please fuck off and never return
Coop regains his memory at some point. Laura Dern talked about a scene where she and Cooper are sitting in a car talking about birds.
>>83861237
the ultimate LYNCHing
>>83861237
imagine being lynched so hard you kill yourself
>>83861191
Was it autism?
>>83861251
kek
>>83861276
what a bad boy
This season isn't doing it for me. I want to like it but I can't.
>>83861276
This edgy fuck didn't deserve a song that good
>>83860833
something like this will definitely happen. also janey-e will die horribly and sonny jim will be some demon spawn or some shit. unless all these reversed takes are just another red herring
>>83861315
stop crying beta
>>83861307
Sounds like you may have been lynched friend
>>83859671
Not a good choice...
>>83861276
I bet Lynch does this in real life
>>83861307
how can you not like it?
>>83861274
teehee
>>83861307
It's ok dude, just watch something else.
>>83861413
this is the best scene of the show
>>83861423
hehe
>>83861413
>>83861307
Same, I've also been Lynched friend. I'm really struggling to enjoy the show after the last two episodes. I'm still going to watch until the end, I mean I made it through the 'James Leaves Town' story. May as well see this through. I just thought things were going to be different with Lynch directing every episode. Autistic Cooper is the new Season 2 James.
I still haven't been lynched yet, I'm getting scared
>>83859384
>>83859967
This is commentary on the state of Europe
The child is the victims of terrorism, the mother is the family of vicims.
The truck is the religion of peace.
The arab guy in the truck telling them to cross the road is the government and taqiyya muslims
The arab guy in the truck and all the people standing around are fake crying, showing how they all pretend to be sad and bout terrorist acts, but they aren't really. They're just doing it because it's expected of them, some of them look like hipsters and the kinds of faggots that use Twitter that would defend the truck.
The old guy is the "nazis" that actually cares about the deceased and his family.
Lynch is truly redpilled
>>83859577
Can somebody make this so blue that the actual image is barely visible.
>>83861636
It doesn't get any bluer.
>>83861636
>>83859742
*levitates loose change into your mouth*
sorry guys but this last 2 (two) episodes sucked
that cheap hip-hop beat is absolutely fucking genius
>>83861936
LYNCHED
>>83862114
I'M A-I'M A GOOD MAN