Twin Peaks General /tpg/

FUCK GENE KELLY YOU MOTHERFUCKER

>>83824452
MAGIC MOTHERFUCKER

That black bodyguard for the drug dealer was about to crack up in literally every shot.

This episode was the biggest pleb filter yet.

IKE THE SPIKE

worst episode so far

HOLY SHIT RICHARD HORNE IS A FUCKING ASSHOLE

Vin Diesel's role as a midget assassin was unpredictable.

The first scene in the house was the funniest shit ever.

>Jade give two rides

Just so it's clear: Cooper uncovered recurring names in the insurance files. The lodge is providing him with signals to stay afloat in the life he is forced to lead atm.

>>83824452
So Richard Horne ran over some kid where the old trait trailer park was?


Also....my wife stopped watching the show with me. What now?

best episode so far

>>83824452
MEGA??

Who else is glad that kid died

>no Tammy or Jacoby
Shit episode

I am so confused

>>83824516
>when she says you're too short

LYNCH CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

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>mfw when the midget ran in and killed the Argentina girl with a fucking ice pick
That was the best moment of the season. I haven't laughed that hard in a while.

was this the best episode in TV history?

also who was the actor who played the magic drug dealer?

>>83824520
Big improvement over 5 i m o

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>>83824520
Hahaha
LYNCHED
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>>83824452
first for diane

>>83824452
Literally nothing happened: the show

Why did Joe Rogan kill those people?

>>83824377
>>83824534
You remember the guy he called out as a liar? He was pointing out that guy's name on the insurance forms. It's hard to tell what else may have been pointed out, but it likely just confirmed the fact that the guy was lying/committing fraud in some way.

>>83824548
Or Dirty Coop
At least we got THE SPIKE

F Hip-Hop MILF

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This is all I could think of when I saw the midget killing, fucking howled with laughter

>>83824536
I thought it was the same intersection from FWWM where Mike was screaming at Laura.

>>83824544

I'm just glad Harry Dean Stanton lived. Also, what is the name of the drug dealer who was practicing his DBZ katas on Richard?

>>83824570
Balthazar Getty. He was in Lost Highway back in the 90's which Lynch directed

I think the most important thing about the files connection Cooper made wasn't the content, but the fact that he even did it in his retard state. I think the main purpose was to show Coop is still in there

Was that dude with the coin a Dugpa?

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>>83824565
>>mfw when
I fucked up. Anyway, this episode was amazing. If you didn't love it you're a pleb of the highest order.

>>83824520
Every episode has been top tier.

>>83824520
There were really bad scenes, like Naomi Watts monologue.
It also felt a little bit filler compared to the other episodes.

How is Dougie going to fight off Michael J Assassin?

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Diane a qt

Best episode of the season so far.

i've been smoking for 75 years
every fuckin day

we didn't even get to talk about judy

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>>83824584
Hahaha
LYNCHED
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>>83824584
The manlet uprising happened

>>83824509
Surely ep 3 was the mother of all pleb filters? I can't imagine a normie making it through the first 1/3

>>83824452
all the scenes will Harry Dean Stanton were really bad desu

M A N L E T U P R I S I N G

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>NAZ PERCE

MARK FROST HATERS

READ THE FUCKING BOOK LOSERS

so we can now all agree filming like a movie does not work for tv?

>>83824508
interesting political compass

>>83824601
that was the fucking ugly retard in all those sex scenes!? He looks a hell of a lot better now.

That's part of the reason I didn't like lost highway is that mechanic guy was so damn ugly in so many sex scenes. It felt like watching porn.

>>83824610
Coops voice went back to normal for a few moments in the office.

>>83824594
No it's the old trout. Karl was looking at the same pole from FWWM. The pole where thr arm made that weird noise.

>>83824520
I didn't really like 5 and 6, I will like them once it's all over but episodes 1 to 4 seemed to focus mostly on one plot point and some side stuff, while 5 and 6 were all over the place and introduced too much stuff while saying too little I think

So are Richard and Linda the Tremond's?

i hope i don't die before the series ends

>>83824618
I liked it. Janey-E is one rough dame.

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>>83824585
Kettle bell acidosis.

>/tpg/ posters think this is the worst episode

jesus fucking christ

seeing Harry Dean Stanton as a frail old man makes me really sad.

>>83824589
and Diane

I'd say it's the second or third best episode so far.

Lynch did the impossible and actually flipped my opinion on the Dougie plot, I thought they were wasting too much time with it in the previous episodes, now I can't wait to see where it goes next.
Beyond that actual story shit happened in this episode unlike Episode 5 which was mostly a waste of time.

also THAT FUCKING VIN DIESEL MIDGET WITH THE RAP SONG WHAT WAS THAT. Amazing.

>>83824654
I already read the book but it was so forgettable that I don't remember that part.

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>nez perce manufacturing
>people still haven't read secret history

So why is Audreys son with Billy zane so off the rails?

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>>83824509

>>83824591
Glad to see I'm not the only one

Reminder that episodes 5-10 were never intended to be made and that's why they're going to be shitty filler episodes.

>>83824654
I mean... Nez Perce is a famous Native American tribe

>>83824601
I felt like he was doing Charlie sheen in this.

>>83824534
Wow how did you jump to that conclusion????

>>83824704
>Reminder that episodes 5-10 were never intended to be made and that's why they're going to be shitty filler episodes.
lol what

>>83824708
who hasn't "done" charlie sheen t bh

>>83824704

There were no number of episodes "intended to be made", they wrote and filmed it as a big movie and split it down into episodes after

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>not showing the rest of the albert in the bar scene

>>83824705
Hitler is famous too but what does he have to do with Twin Peaks

The music when Cooper was drawing was amazing

>>83824656
I'm enjoying it fine now, and I'm sure I'll enjoy it even more later when I'm re-watching the season and have all episodes available at once.

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get ready to get
F R O S T E D
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>>83824654
Who cares its not like you need to read the book to get some sort of fucking hidden insight

>>83824670
Richard's a Horne.

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>>83824574

>>83824689
Just the midget scene makes this the best episode.

>>83824658
It's worth it for Patricia Arquette

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>THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF NORMAL-COOP FAGS
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>83824656
it's only a little annoying because you get such little progress on all the individual arcs per episode.

If it was 2 hours a week I think it might be better. I'm definitely gonna spend a day and rewatch the entire series before the final episode.

>>83824627
Didn't you watch the scene with the boss? He's going to box that manlet.

>>83824695
>people think mark frost somehow invented the nez perce
secret history was written after the show so obviously it would have references to it, but Lynch had no involvement in it and frost said a few times that the show is its own thing

>>83824730
Only part that made me mad. That should have been an ending scene if anything. Instead, we got another ending at the roadhouse.

Was the Spike, dare I say it, based on the mad midget Michael j Anderson ?

>>83824723
>>83824728
The show was originally meant to be 8 episodes. Showtime bought 10 more.

>>83824654
Basically, the Naz Perce are a Hawks tribe, and they have one of the rings and some other black lodge artifacts.

>>83824731
The user was insinuating Nez Perce was some esoteric reference that you'd need to read the book to understand, when in reality it was as broad as the buffalo nickel

Sharon Van Etten is an absolute qt and a good singer-songwriter.

>>83824501
I thought it was intentional, like he's amused at Richard's helplessness at the hands of Red. Cracked me up either way

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Toilet Hawk is feisty.

i swear Douglas Jones was the name in one of the case files, can someone check?

>>83824452
episode was disappointing.

>>83824705
The point is that Hawk was listed as belonging to a different tribe until Frost wrote that book and decided he was Nez Perce.

>>83824762
>He spiked his own daughter with his dick and then wrote a scene about it!

So when is Chad going to get LYNCHED?

>>83824759
F R O S T E D

>>83824787
L-L-L-L-LYNCHED

>le comfy diner scene with pie and coffee
>two seconds later a kid gets brutally killed
L Y N C H E D

>>83824758
Top kek

did Hawk find Laura's diary pages?

>>83824786
It was -- the one with the picture of a car

>>83824767
Because Lynch demanded he get 10 more.

>>83824777
Mazzy Star ripoff imo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImKY6TZEyrI

>>83824744
muh dik

Who was the woman that got stabbed?

Also I need a webm of that scene.

>>83824775
If you read the book, the nez perce reference is satisfying though

>>83824808
Yes.

>>83824775
Hawke is a member of the Naz Perce tribe.
They have an owl ring in their possession.

anyone got a MEGA link?

So this whole series will just be about Cooper being autistic then right? Lynch is a very good troll.

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>>83824787
Hahaha
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who /midgetmurderer/ here?

>>83824817
Nothing like her you dunce

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The midget scene was one of the funniest things I've seen in a TV show in a long time.

>>83824744
Why is Diane so weird?

>>83824787
>this filters the pleb
why don't you just stop watching? coop eating cherry pie in twin peaks is not going to happen.

>>83824823
The girl that answered the phones for Dark Coop.

>>83824823
Not positive, but I think it was the girl who hired the hitmen that failed to kill Coop/Dougie. So this guy was hired to take care of the loose end and do the original job.

>>83824656
This show is full of shit that would have been edited out of any other movie or TV show.

Who /laughedoutloud/ at Coop's "handshake"?

>>83824699
Mother loving.

>>83824840

I think he will come back, but I would not be surprised if this season ended with Coop shacking up with Naomi and Sonny Jim or something along those lines

>>83824823
the woman that blackberry-texted the box in argentina in episode 5

>>83824842
i've watched every twin peaks episode, talked about it for years, etc.

this episode was just filled with filler. very dull and unmemorable.

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>>83824762
>turned into a fucking tree
>replaced by butthurt angry manlet

holy shit what's next

need a webm of that kid getting LYNCHED by the truck

>>83824854
why are you so normal and boring? you know this is the only life you have to live right?

>>83824536

No Karl was in Twin Peaks. He was drinking RR coffee and the girl who was just in the diner saw Richard drive past. Did you not watch the episode?

The trailer park is in a different town.

>>83824867
>waaaah where's all muh action and plot explanations

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>>83824845
IKE THE SPIKE

>>83824869
Laughed more at "Jade give two rides" right in his wife's face

>>83824767
literally the opposite happened, Lynch threatened to leave unless they gave him 18 episodes and more budget, originally showtime only wanted 9
>>83824857
I liked the episode but people expect some plot development when a series is released weekly, I don't see much of a point in keeping the weekly format for something that is specifically paced as an 18 hours movie, in a day and age where a lot of shows are released all at one time

>woman who gets killed by THE SPIKE says "3 bodies?" on the phone
>THE SPIKE kills one woman on the way in, his target, and then the witness lady

>>83824884
sorry your retarded

>>83824884
I don't think it was filled with filler I think it was filled with things that we don't understand yet because the show hasn't reached the point where it is explained.

>>83824784
And he BTFO Chad again
New series is the best timeline

>>83824857
i'll keep watching because i liked the episodes so far. fuck you for assuming i want the old series back. this episode was full and boring. get fucked.

>>83824854
you too would be weird if you had to deal with Frank Boothe back in your teens.

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>>83824850

>midget named THE SPIKE

What does Lynch mean by this?

Who else thought Coop would come back when Mike told him to wake up?

Now I feel like he'll snap back to his senses when Tiny Trouble comes after him.

>>83824884
>this episode was just filled with filler. very dull and unmemorable.
I also think the episode was bad in itself. However I might think it's better once I see the big picture.

>>83824899
Who knew Joe Rogan had such screen presence? Lynch knows how to pick em.

>>83824920

but things actually started to move forward in this episode

>>83824544

That whole scene was part of their satire on trends in contemporary shows. The overwrought tragedy. They purposely shoved as many gratuitous shots of people standing around, acting sad, and doing nothing as they possibly could. It's hilarious.

The only thing I am starting hate about the show is the hipster shit bands at the end. Just stop.

Inb4 lynched

No that isn't being lynched...thats just fucking 23 year old white boy hipster bullshit you listen to while drinking a chai latte.

>>83824903

I lost my shit at that.

>>83824744
OH YAY DIANE!
>have to wait 2.5 more episodes to see her again

Fuck lynch what lazy fucking film making i cant believe you chucklefucks gobble this shit up weeks after weeks like it's you gramonboba life source or whatever the fuck

Season 1 was nothing like this it was cool and mysterious, theres no subtleness, now it hits you in your face like that scene with the midget like wtf lynch lol you stupid fuck we get it you hate micheal j anderson because he knows you raped your daughter and now so do I, so well done you HACK

>>83824809
i think he might be inadvertently proving some conspiracy that Dougie was caught up in, and his boss is reading it as him asking for help

Not enough weird special effects in this episode desu.

>>83824942
someone rational, thank you.

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>>83824850
violence is funny to you?

I was grimacing the whole time. He was digging an icepick around in her abdomen. That's fucking gruesome.

>>83824908
The 3 bodies were the guys who got blown up trying to jack Dougie's car.

Wow I'm shocked, I'm sick of this brutal violence against women by Lynch. I gave him a second chance after last episode, but now, I just fucking can't anymore. Ugh

>>83824708
I think he was channeling Dennis Hopper.

>>83824656
Meh, it works well enough for me. If anything the episodes go by way too quickly because of the pacing.

>>83824947
L Y N C H E D

>>83824947
sorry that you have shit taste

>>83824947
stop projecting, homo.

I can't believe we're actually building up to Cooper vs Midget. How will Coop stand a chance if he still doesn't even know how to piss?

>>83824961
the coin?
the kid getting hit by the car?
the markings on the case files?

Does anyone think there'll be a full 18-hour uncut version without the bar songs?

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>>83824899
>>83824944

>any criticism
>"LYNCHED XD''

t. some fucking cunt who only watches entry level kino like David Lynch

>>83824974

>it's a "sjws conflate depiction of violence with an endorsement of it" episode

>>83824947
I don't mind having 'em there, but he should just show the room while they're playing. not just focusing on the band and ending the episode like a Talk Show

>>83824932
*blocks your path*

the midget rap song is the best song in the series.

Not the 2017 series, the whole series.

>>83824991
Autistic strength

>>83824952
faggot

>>83824947
agreed. it's cringey shit.

>>83824991
His elderly boss is going to punch the fuck out of the midget.

>>83824666
It isn't the trailer park. It was in Twin Peaks. The trailer park is located in Oregon. Richard went past that fatty who just got pie and coffee from the double R.

is coop going to snap out of it soon?

>>83824991
lodge powers or invasion powers like with the previous assassination he survived

>>83825014

I think you meant to say all of television.

>>83824947
This man tells the truth.

Amen.

>>83824666

>every pole is the same pole

>>83825008
LYNCHED XD

>>83824610
what are you talking about, the lodge helped him with those lights in the papers

>>83824903
same lmao and "jade...." with a swooning face

how can i take a kid dying seriously with all this goofy shit surrounding it?

Only had one reaction to this whole series so far: YAWN!

Lynch is a hack and I dont know why you losers keep defending him XD

>>83825008
What I don't get is why the people who keep saying "LYNCHED" don't realize that this is still incredibly popular -- it's not like we're some niche audience that truly understands what's going on.

>>83825008
LYNCHED
YNCHEDL
NCHEDLY
CHEDLYN
HEDLYNC
EDLYNCH
DLYNCHE

>>83824991
He'll piss on him

When I saw Harry Dean Stanton I got excited for Deer Meadow but then he was just in Twin Peaks for some reason?

Maybe we'll still get Deer Meadow.

>>83824947
Stop having shit taste

>>83825050
Lynched

>>83825029

Why is Harry Dean Stanton in Twin Peaks though? Why does he refer to it as going into town when the trailer park is in an entirely different state

>>83824991
it'll be some buster keaton mister bean slapstick shit where dougie/coop doesn't even realise the guy is trying to kill him

calling it

>>83824849
desu this was my first thought when I heard the closing band


Simultaneously I felt hope and despair collide when the realization of how long ago that song came out and I would never hear it for the first time again.

>>83824947
It's annoying having it at the end of every episode. I thought it was only going to happen a few times. Episodes are better when they end on something else. Like Cooper rubbing that statue.

I feel like this episode could have ended on Albert finding Diane. Since that was basically a cliffhanger anyways.

>>83824884
>Unmemorable

You will never forget the midget and his music, and probably the hit and run

>>83824869
So hard.

>>83824953
L Y N C H E D
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>>83825008
>crying over a tv show

Lynched as fuck desu

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LEAVE DOUGIE TO ME

>all these anons getting lynched
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

Anyone else just ignoring all criticism for now until the show is finished? It's why I say LYNCHED to everyone because I want to reserve my judgement. I can admit this could eventually lead to nothing and be a major disappointment in the end but right now I think it's good.

>>83825084
because Laura Palmer is the 2nd murder of a case that started in his town with Teresa Banks

>>83825025
kek. please let it happen


Also, why are so many retards calling this the worst episode. This was easily the best so far.

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what happens when he wakes up? is he dreaming? is it mike that is helping him?

>>83824699
He's off the rails because his father is a little retard. He's obviously Johnny's son.

>>83824654
Reading is for queers

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>>83824947
>not the fucking "song of the week" again?

It all sounds like artsy liberal white people music

Can't believe I bothered sitting through this after Game of Thrones, this show is for nerdy virgins

>>83825098
granted, the midget and the kid's death were like the only things worth remembering. overall, it was poor in contrast to the other episodes so far.

and ffs, these bands at the end of every episode are pissing me right off.

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>>83824591

>>83824452
Just started watching episode 1. Is there a chart somewhere that shows who is who? I have no idea who those people in the hill billy shack at the start were.
Were they in season 1 or 2?

>>83825084
according to the novel, harry dean stanton's character was originally from twin peaks (he used to be friends with the log lady as a kid and was abducted along with her), and this is supposedly the "new" fat trout trailer park, so maybe at some point he moved back to twin peaks and opened up a new one

>>83825074
>>83825084
Maybe he moved

>>83824968
we're all edgy here m8

>>83824708
He's supposed to be a young Frank from Blue Velvet.

>>83824968
Im not someone who finds violence funny, and really dislikes the types of films that revel in death and violence, but you cant deny it was fucking absurd that an insane manlet used an ice pick to murder a bunch of fat white women with some shitty hip hop playing over it.

>>83825113
yeh

>>83825113

I'm holding my final criticism until we see the whole thing. There's 12 parts left (parts, not episodes). That's the length of a standard season of most shows; there's still so much to uncover. And slowfags/boringfags need to chill out because shit is actually building now

>scribbles senseless bullshit to pay the bills
>people thank him for it
Dougie = Lynch autobio

>>83825125

>WE LIVE INSIDE OF A DREAM

>>83824947
>.thats just fucking 23 year old white boy hipster bullshit you listen to while drinking a chai latte.
sounds like you might be a lil insecure

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>Angry midget blitzes through offices murdering people at 900mph

>>83824591
Very fast ike spiking at incredible hihg speed

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>This is getting tiresome I hope Coop snaps out of it in this episode
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The big black bodyguard and IKE THE SPIKE need to team up for deadly combos.

>>83825150
They're new.

>>83824936
>>83825032
Coop probably won't be fully be back to normal until his Doppelganger gets killed/forced into the Waiting Room/Black Lodge. I think the best you can probably hope for until then is a mildly more competent Mr. Jackpots. If he returns faster, awesome, but I wouldn't put my expectations into it being any sooner.

>>83825113
Lynch has always had divisive stuff. I wouldn't let other people enjoying it or not have any effect on your opinion.

>>83824884

I know what you mean man why couldn't they just make the diner scene a little longer? Why is Lynch doing this? I just wanted damn good coffee and huckleberry pie. This show doesn't even make sense.

>>83825142
game of thrones is torpid drivel for vacant simpletons.

>>83824591
>Dougie won't yell "H-HE'S FAST!" when the midget comes after him
Why keep watching?

>>83825160
It was KINO

>another week, normal coop fags BTFO once again

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>>83824898

thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4nAvDXpvHk

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>>83825125
MIKE helps Good Coop
BOB helps Bad Coop

Pottery

>>83824808
Yeah its the pages Annie told Laura to write about the Good coop being in the lodge.

>yfw sonny jim vs ike the spike

>>83825217
ahahaha
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>>83825157
>turns out Pete Dayton was real all along, and eventually changed his name to Frank after dealing coke in twin peaks for a while
LYNCHEU

can I get a webm of all those people reacting to the kid dying? I think it was the single worst display of acting in anything Lynch has ever made and it went on for so long

>>83825195
my blender sounds like them laughing.. I think its plugged into the Black Lodge..

>>83825221
i can just imagine lynch typing in "hip hop beat" in youtube and seeing that as the first result and being like "yeah that's good!"

>>83825229
Annie told Laura something, how?

>>83824947
all of the bands until (tonights episode) have been pretty great

>>83825221

Lynch's music taste is unrivaled.

>>83825160
no, honestly it just scares me. Violence like that happens all the time, and there's literally nothing you can do to stop it, and nobody talks about it until it happens to someone you know, and then you just try to forget about it.

I think i'm just overly upset by cruelty, and that was a pretty cruel murder. I was triggered.

>>83825260
Fuck off.

Post your prediction on which episode normal coop returns:

>11

Why do people think those were the missing pages of the diary? They were yellow, like office paper. They didn't look torn from something.

There's no way they were the missing pages and I don't know why people would jump to that conclusion.

>>83825150
There's no hillbilly shack in the pilot. You're watching the wrong episode 1.

>>83825084
>>83825120
Carl was also abducted with Log Lady and one other (dead) kid when they were younger, according to SoTP book.

It's why he sees the kid float off.

>>83825247
i didn't like this episode, but fairplay to lynch, i think the bad acting was intentional. that doesn't necessarily mean it's smart or anything.

>>83825247
so many numales

>tease Diane
>tease Hawk finding missing pages from Laura's diary
>have to wait a week to see them again

ayy fuck you Lynch.

>>83825278
s04e01

>>83825208
Says the one watching a show where literally nothing happens other than some old hack messing around with movie maker LOL

>>83825278

>thinking normal coop will return

K E K

>>83825260
Have you not seen Fire Walk With Me?

>>83825264
That's probably Mark Frost's boyfriend favorite beat

>>83825278
7

Was that rap music during the midget's rampage for real? I thought it was the guy running the stream I watched playing it to fuck with everyone.

>>83825260
Watch the movie you dumb nigger.

>>83825278
>normal coop returns
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHA

>yfw lynch filmed 12 hours extra footage and will release a "missing pieces" in 20 years

>>83825289
>i think the bad acting was intentional
Are you guys just going to keep saying this about everything bad in the show?

>>83825247
the completely unaffected facepalm of the guy that told them to advance

>>83825278
10

>>83825057
LYNCHED AND THEN FROSTED

>>83825309

see >>83825221

>>83825276
Don't remember last time I read the news about a midget murder spree.

>>83825247
the whole point is that most people pretend to be concerned while hiding actually being vapid and disinterested when someone is dead. use your brain, pleb.

>>83825278
Normal Coop = "bad" Coop

"I never left home, Gordon."

>>83824849
fuck off you idiot you don't know shit about music

>>83825199
What about the fat woman and the bald guy at that apartment, they're new as well?

>>83824452
This show is just too slow. I'm a fan of Lynch's movies, but these past two episodes have been pretty bad. I'm getting really tired of the Truman scenes. The actor sucks. I don't care if he was Lynch's original choice for Truman in the original series. He and his wife offer nothing.

>>83825258
this could actually be exactly what happened

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>r-remember me guys?

YAAAAWWWWN < my reaction to the series

>>83825258
that's gold

>>83825229
Who put them in the door of the bathroom stall at the police station though? Leland?

>>83825319
no, i'm not defending it. i'm the guy who's been criticizing the episode for the last 30 mins, but c'mon. it's pretty obvious it was intetionally bad there.

>those extras for the kid's death

Is this show bad on purpose? It reminds me of really bad short films.

>>83825221
fuck yes
*gets murdered by a bloodthirsty midget*

>>83825278
18

>>83825244
obviously he's not frank, but red could really be pete- lynch actually said twin peaks and lost highway are in the same universe. maybe we'll see gary busey at some point

>>83824947
This is just the state of Dream Pop 2k17.

>>83825334
have you watched Twin Peaks before?

>>83825293
>he thinks it'll only be a week

>>83825084

Twin Peaks is a larger town than where the trailer park is. He travels into the 'city' to have access to better food/shopping/whatever the hell. It really shows that most of you never leave your mom's house and have zero clue what human life is like.

>>83825278
18th 59min

Does Lynch like hip hop?

I can't imagine him doing so
I can't even imagine him giving the greenlight to have that song in the episode

>>83825365
LYNCHD XDDD

>>83825278
17/18

>>83825278
7

>>83825374
well I was just making a joke, blue velvet obviously doesen't take place in the 2030s, but did lynch really say that lost highway is set in the same universe? You got any source for that?

>>83825278
8 most likely. Or he'll come back at the end of 7.I think they're going to drag us through one more episode of it before he finally comes back.

How do you think it feels to fund a """beloved'''" show only to see some old hack trip acid and make le epic wacky shit XD?

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>wtf i'm afraid of midgets now

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>>83825346
>Truman scenes

He is literally the same character as pic related

>>83824767
You said episodes 5-10, that's only 5 eps.

>>83825333
Considering I have both artists entire discography on my iPod, of course I do sonny

How long until Viper the Rapper appears while Ike the Spike goes on a rampage through the Roadhouse crowd?

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MY DIARY. THE PAGES ARE MISSING.

>>83825125
Maybe he is in an alternate reality and need Hawk's help to bring him to the actual world, that would explain why everybody is so strange

>>83825355
Thank you, i knew the actor and i didn't know why

>>83825221
>I need some music that a fucking midget will kill women with an ice pick to, stabbing and stabbing and blood. Gotta be some nigger shit yeah.

>>83825278
Im thinking Diane will play the old tapes from Coop to wake DougieCoop up.
>10

new


>>83825458
>>83825458
>>83825458
>>83825458

>>83825444
Leland hid them...

>>83825439
>murderous rampage introduced by "ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

>>83825355

I know him, but from something else. I was happy to see him, though. Was he on Justified?

did you guys really forget that the hip hop beat is playing when the murdered lady is introduced

>no one talks about the episode
>just LYNCHED spam and memes about midgets

ebin thread

>>83825285
I'm watching that 2h long episode one. So which episode am I actually watching then?
>>83825383
Never saw a woman that fat in the original and some people changed a lot, like David Patrick Kelly for example. So I'm just trying to figure who is who or if they are new.

>>83825445
Shit tier theory, it's just lynch

>>83825395
>Does Lynch like hip hop?
yes
http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/david-lynch-kanye-west-blood-on-the-leaves-vdieo-20140829
>"We almost worked together, but I never got the ideas," Lynch told The Daily Beast in a recent interview. "I feel I let him down a little bit. I was going to do the music video...but it never happened. I didn't come up with any ideas that I thought he would like. Kanye came up to the house one day. Kanye's a good guy and a great musician. I loved the song, and that's what brought us together, but I couldn't come up with ideas that thrilled either one of us."

>>83825445
I want to agree, but I think Coop's Great Northern key is going to be mailed back and bring Audrey back into the story

>>83825278
never, sorry anon but it's true.

Is the original truman actor dead or something?

>>83825492

This, /tpg/ is looking like reddit right now jesus christ

>>83825330
This. "Bad" Cooper is keeping BOB imprisoned within himself and is killing criminals Punisher-style after deciding "no more mr. nice guy" wrt Windom Earle

>>83825229
Fuck...did Lynch really think that far ahead?

>>83824968
>he is le midget xD

>>83825494
Read the fucking thread with posts longer than 7 letters. We're talking.

How about that magic trick?

>>83825395

He listens to Kanye and Kendrick confirmed.

>>83825089
Yes my nigger

>>83825429
It's sad when even David Lynch can't compete with the Cohen brothers. Will Hollywood ever recover?

>>83824947
>implying lynch didn't do the exact same thing with Julee Cruise in the first two seasons

>>83824737
Johnny Jewel - Windswept

>>83825528
So, who is Dougie? Are you saying it's dopplecoop?

>>83824452
David Keith Lynch is an anagram of "Thick Devil Handy."

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BALTHAZAR GETTY

>>83825502
You're watching episode 1 of season 3, when it sounds like you haven't watched seasons 1 or 2. Why would you do that?

>>83825523
Nah, he just refuses to come out of retirement

>>83825283
Paper yellows as it ages retard

>>83825675
But I've already watched season 1 and 2 already, anon.

>>83825488
LOST

>>83825693
He probably wanted ONE MILLION DOLLARS per episode.

>>83825425
The insurance fraud case along with the midget confrontation is going to snap him out of it

>>83825142
Are you waiting for someone to call you a normie to validate your "not a nerdy virgin" status?

>>83825749
Then you just seem clueless if you felt like you should have known the hillbilly shack people from the past.

>>83825488
Faraday from Lost.

>>83825819
Well it's been 25 years, even Jerry Horne changed his style.

>>83824946
Glad i didn't get the wrong idea of this scene. I was laughing hard.

FIRST NEGRO IN THE SHOW, WHERE IS ASIAN\INDIAN IT GUY? RRREEEEEEEEEEE

>>83824452

DAMN FINE BORDEAUX

I hope we go the entire season with retard Coop

>>83824947
Whoa calm down nigger

>>83824991

One arm will save him with lodge powers, the whole DON'T DIE DON'T DIE message was foreshadowing this showdown

>>83825599

Thanks, was wondering if it was one of his.

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You know what this whole thread sounds like to me? PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTT

Wally Brando vs Richard Horne when?