How's It Hanging Edition
>https://pastebin.com/0huBp7Wn
Prev>>83504815
First for I already hate sonny jim
>>83513648
I'm pretty sure that's a nickname and his reals name is just Jim.
posting a superior version of FWWM with Missing Pieces edited in
Has English
https://rutracker.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=5250836
chrysta bell is a man
Any of you ever been to Missoula?
>>83513634
>no Harold and Audrey romance plot
life is suffering
>>83513648
How many cocks did you take in prison?
>>83513775
MONTANA?
>>83513790
Yeah
>it's a david doesn't hire actual french canadians to play french canadians episode
>>83513634
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Z6F0QPd7D8
>>83513789
Zero because I've never been to prison
>>83513882
>>83513775
YOU'RE GOING BACK
>>83513850
>da beezaness
>>83513981
>>83513987
>go slow, bebi
>candis dandi ah
>>83514033
What happened to Chester anyways? Do we ever find out?
>>83513785
>tfw she gave it away to some playboy millionaire instead of Coop
It still hurts
>>83514124
That's good 'cause Coop isn't a creep who fucks high school girls
>>83514161
Lmao she's 18 and is obviously very mature.
But keep listening to the media that wants you to be attracted to old hags like Jennifer Aniston.
>>83514033
will she return?
>>83514161
she's 18 at the start of the show's events
>>83514207
go back to posting on cunny threads and writing essays on the differences between pedos and hebes
>>83514253
Well I'm glad people like you exist. Old women need love too.
>>83514059
We know he went missing off screen in FWWM and that's about it. Probably floating around with Jeffries.
>>83514290
M O M M Y
>>83513679
Is this just a Russian version of the Q2 Fan Edit?
>>83514290
Lmao why is angry autism such a common symptom of being a poltard
>>83514337
hnngh
judy
>>83514346
wow, some guy actually took the time to make this
>>83514290
>>83514373
>weak insult against the previous post
>response to this includes "angry autism" and "poltard"
>>83514033
I stopped watching FWWM after this scene. I've had it with with Lynch weird and mysterious crap that never get's explained.
>>83514346
yes. with english voice+subs in this release
>>83514692
Nice meme
>>83513648
Sonny Jim seems like such a nice little boy. Kid's got a tough name, let's give him a break.
AYUDAME
>>83513634
/tpg/ is already dead after only 13 days. What a joke of a series and fanbase LOL
>>83514821
aaaaa you forgot the pic, retard.
>>83514821
how many episodes have aired? i still need to get around to it
>yfw Sonny Jim is AYÚDAMEN when he was little
>>83514838
the pic isn't integral to the message
>>83513850
BITE DE BOOLET BEHBEH
New season is better than old ones desu
>>83513850
Why are there French Canadians on the west coast of Canada anyways
the special effects are so good in this show
>>83513634
i'll be streaming twin peaks live tonight
nice crisp stream , no lag etc
make sure you use firefox and flash for the best results thoughnausea.club
put me in the OP with the rest of the live streams
i'll do some kino before the stream if you want, on the night of the premiere we watched every lynch film back to back which was fun
>>83514945
You're implying Americans give two fucks about Canadian geography
>>83514966
Britfag here; approx what time fine sir?
>>83514925
not really. The thing that held Twin Peaks together was the Laura Palmer mystery. You can't even describe what this season is about in one sentence.
>>83513648
fuck off, sonny jim is a good kid
>>83515005
1am or 2am GMT, can't remember which lel
>>83515039
Awesome. Look forward to it.
>>83515018
Second season was like 70% dumb pointless unfunny filler. I don't really care was it parody or not.Nadine storyline was painful to watch
>>83514296
I liked him, I hope he is brought back in some way.
>>83514890
I liked the way Jacques talked. He's a creepy fat fuck. I hate greasy old fat fucks like him, but there was something enthralling about his character.
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HOLY FUCK THAT FIRST TWO PARTER WAS KINO
>>83515128
BUT YOU TOLD ME TO SIT DOWN WHEN I CAME IN
>>83515181
I hope you're talking about the first two parter of season 1. The first two parter of season 3 is not kino, it's not total shit and I'm grateful af we got it, but not kino
>>83515027
>tfw Sonny Jim is the giant.
I need to be debriefed by you about this show, /tpg/. I will tell you the whole story, all its twist and turns, and I was going to do so. I was on my way to explain it to you. I was... a little bit behind schedule when I misposted in a cunny thread, and I had my banning accident.
>>83515018
"Dale's odyssey back to Twin Peaks" we know this already
>>83515396
This pasta is unsettling
>>83514059
Some say that he is Coop dream form
>>83515530
In a narrative sense maybe but in the universe of the film he's clearly a different person
>>83514945
Organized crime. Maybe things were a little too heated or too much competition in Quebec.
>>83515567
I don't know man, I just want closure on what happened to Chet. I can't be the only one.
>>83515621
why are canadians so cucked, why would you allow your citizens to speak French
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>>83515113
BHITE THA BHOLLET BABY
What is worst subplot of season 2?
>>83515728
little nicky
>>83515659
Well it comes down to our English ancestors kicked the asses of the French ones and we let them keep Quebec and let them speak French as long as they swore allegiance to them. It's not mandatory for Canadians to speak French unless you wanna be Prime Minister though it give you a better chance at getting federal jobs being bilingual in French.
>>83515728
Are you serious?
>>83515751
>>83515018
Cooper gets out of the Black Lodge but so do a bunch of evil beings who wreck havoc across America.
>>83515726
>[urge to FBI intensifies]
>>83515788
Nadine one is worse imo
>>83515781
Are you sure it's not mandatory, I don't know any Canadian who doesn't also speak French
>>83515728
James trip around the country
Also the whole subplot where this short guy gets attacked all the time, he just keeps walking in the streets and people attack him and calling him a "slanderous phony" and a "hack"
They start throwing rocks at him and telling him to stop spreading false rumours, not sure what Lynch was trying to tell us with this but it came out of left-field
>>83515858
yes i am sure it is not mandatory by law to know french. there is enough bitching about french giving you a leg up in job seeking to be aware that lots of people don't speak it up here
>>83515728
>Patrician:
-Civil War Ben
-James and Evelyn
>Acceptable
-Little Nicky
-Windom Earle
>Shite
-Sawmill subplot
-Superstrength Nadine
>>83515858
It wasn't for me going to school in Newfoundland. Unless you were in French immersion you did French until grade 10 when you could choose to take it. Lotta people chose not to do it. I mean hard enough understanding the population here anyways with how fast most of us talk so adding French on top of that just makes it more of a mess.
>>83515942
civil war was entertaining as fuck, I agree
>>83515942
>Superstrength Nadine
>shite
you disgust me pleb
>>83515728
>>83513648
>>83513671
>>83514740
>>83515027
There's clearly something fishy going on. First off Sonny Jim is obviously either adopted or not even their child.
>>83515942
>>83516000
Civil war Ben was annoying but the payoff with Audrey dressed like a 19th century Southern Belle was good.
>>83516022
It didn't make any sense
Not in Lynch "wtf does it mean" surrealistic style, but in straight boring bullshit way
>>83516113
I still don't know how the ABC liberals let that arc happen but I liked it
>>83516051
https://youtu.be/BCGtJ5Gcj0o
DOUGIE!
>>83515728
i actually liked super nadine, maybe its cause i thouht she was hot idk. Worst was josie, followed closely by james.
>>83516062
He has the same initials as Shelly Johnson. Coincidence?
HERE THEY ARE ALBERT
What does it mean for Season 3?
>>83514692
2/10
>>83515728
The one where Pete gets caught making and distributing underground hardcore pornography.
I don't know I felt it was really weird and out of character, but I guess that's Lynch for you.
>>83516244
>thought nadine was hot
nigga...................................
>>83516424
NANCED
>>83516424
sauce?
>>83516424
Is he going to give her his 2 by 4?
Albert...
>>83516424
you actually saved this vid?
>>83516468
>he doesn't know what a combination of sexual maturity and super human strength can do
you disgust me
>>83516522
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>>83516483
https://archive.org/details/JackNanceeraserheadUnknownFetishFilmRole
>>83516424
is this real
FAN THEORY: Is David actually Maddy?????
>>83516722
Oh, mister Jeffries, oh, the shit it come out of my ass
>>83516769
Where his five boys actually BOB and that was why he got rid of them?
>>83516737
Well shit
The end is actually sweet :3
>>83516737
Gordon Cole remains one of the funniest characters on screen despite it really just being David Lynch shouting
>watch The Art Life
>realize David Lynch is a human with actual emotions and not just a 60s sperg
Did Audrey die in the explosion?
>>83514802
MIKE IS THE MAN!
>>83516989
Can I find this somewhere online, or not yet?
>>83516769
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>>83517058
it's on rarbg
>>83515351
How can someone be so wrong
where is missoula poster
So, where is Bob?
>>83516691
Of all the 20-something year olds playing highschoolers he was the biggest streatch
>>83516333
faces of stoned
>>83513634
t.plebbit
>>83517280
Stop posting this, who cares you fucking faggot. kys
is tomorrow night the night we finally talk about judy?
>>83514033
Her face. It had a sour look.
>>83514161
Lara go away you aren't even in the new season
>>83516737
>Pete spanking Dick Van Dyke's niece
Amazing.
Oh Pete, you old dog
>>83517280
I had a friend who reacted this way after watching S3E1. Stopped watching after 10 minutes. Only thing is that the retard hadn't watched S1 and S2 first.
>>83517657
i don't understand people who are watching season 3 without watching s1 and s2 first. they're missing out on so much
>>83517632
is that a turd
>>83516424
>when you find a fish in the percolator
>>83517686
He's trying to get the fish out of her percolator
>>83517632
Wrapped in plastic?
More like whack dat ass thicc
>>83517632
DELET THIS
>>83517632
>tfw jack nance will never spank you and call you a good girl afterwards
>>83517683
they're dumbasses. maybe netflix TP fans will get less flak now that "i'll just skip S1&2" TP fans exist
>>83517632
>When she doesn't use the mink oil
>>83514966
Hey, is this episode 5? According to:
http://welcometotwinpeaks.com/countdown/
it's out tomorrow night, not tonight.
Why would an ancient evil spirit wear a denim jacket?
>>83517596
>What it does not do, however, is explain why- at two hours, eight minutes and 21 seconds
NICE CLIFFHANGER THERE MATE
>>83517632
He's putting his fish in her percolator
>>83517813
>Hey, is this episode 5?
Yes
>it's out tomorrow night
yes
>not tonight
he is probably gonna stream the other episodes
Why no Josey?
>>83517937
She's aged way too gracefully. She makes the other actresses on the show look like they're 80 years old.
>>83517979
thanks, it was driving me crazy
>>83517686
It's a vagina. Women, you know, have them.
>>83517979
we ARE going to talk about judy
>>83517937
She wasn't meant to come back apparently.
>>83517971
Could be
Hoping the new debutante ages ok then. We'll see in 25
>>83518003
i want cooper to blow me a kiss :(
>>83518062
I want him to blow something else
>>83518018
>>83518096
i'll saw your log, anon
>>83518018
You'll have to forgive him, he's never seen a female in his entire life.
>>83516424
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>when someone talks about Judy even though it was explicitly stated that we shouldn't talk about Judy
So where had he been?
Is albert from the black lodge? He seems like a fucking asshole.
>>83518398
i thought we were going to leave judy out of this
>>83518398
Maybe Judy is in the White Lodge now.
>>83518434
He got taken back in time to WW1 where he had to dogfight against German aces.
>>83518438
>a fucking asshole
he is just cynical, havent you watched the show?
>>83517632
On top of the morning to you, Pete.
>>83518438
he's not from the black lodge, he's just a blunt guy
>>83518438
albert's path is a strange and difficult one
wew lad
>>83518468
tired: He is just a cynic
woke: He is possessed by BOB, I have hard evidence on this
>>83518455
>55
nice numbers
>>83518519
We sure as hell aint talking about Dubsy
>>83518512
the black dog runs at night
>>83517683
He thought that was Season 1 when he started watching.
>>83518516
>I have hard evidence on this
ok i finally found time to watch the 4 eps.
What the fuck
explain
>>83518624
judy?
>>83518580
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfS_FJPK_A4
>>83518649
Thats funny because I thought we were gonna leave Judy out of this.
>>83518624
PUT THE FIN IN THE BIN
>>83518681
i'm positive that we're bringing judy into this
>>83516737
I love how you can tell it's him just based on his goofy facial expressions, kind of interesting how he's one of the few mainstream stars to do weird fetish videos like this.
>>83517813
oh it's tomorrow? I feel dumb now kek
can do all the current eps of s3 if you want though
idk i'm just one bored guy who wants to watch movies so if you have a recc just lemme know
Was Naido (blinded Asian woman in the Machine Room) supposed to be Josie, and why was Ronette there, too?
>tfw reading fan theories
>>83518757
naido isn't josie, and supposedly that wasn't ronette but a different character with the same actress
>>83517683
>tfw mom is watching season 3 and has watched everything but the last two episodes of season 2
Feels odd man, the last two episodes explain why everything is fucked for Cooper.
>>83518757
Dude that entire scene scared the shit out of me
>>83517154
dead
>>83518727
Van Dyke committed suicide by hanging on November 17, 1991. According to his younger brother Richard, Nance, who was in Bass Lake, California, filming Meatballs 4 at the time, attempted to console her on the phone as she threatened suicide. A lightning storm knocked out the phones in Bass Lake, subsequently taking over 45 minutes for Nance and the director, Bobby Logan, to find a deputy sheriff who contacted Los Angeles police and the apartment manager. They broke in and found that she had hanged herself.
Kelly was discovered by her friend, Lisa Loring, who called out to neighbors—two young men who called 911 and cut her down in an attempt to resuscitate her until the paramedics arrived.
Nance died in South Pasadena, California, on December 30, 1996 under mysterious circumstances. On December 29, he lunched with friends Leo Bulgarini and Catherine Case. Nance had a visible "crescent shaped bruise" under his eye; and, when asked about it, he related to them the story about a brawl outside a Winchell's Donuts store on the morning of December 29. He described the incident as, "I told off some kid. I guess I got what I deserved."[1] He soon went home, complaining of a headache.
The injuries he received caused a subdural hematoma, resulting in his death the following morning. Nance died alone in his apartment. His body was discovered on the bathroom floor by Bulgarini. An autopsy revealed that the actor's blood alcohol level was 0.24% at the time of his death.[3]
>>83518817
best scene is the new season so far desu
>>83518817
Imagine being trapped there forever
>>83518824
Christ what an awful way to go for both of them, were they lovers?
Episode 4 is a comedic masterpiece
>>83518873
>>83518938
i thought they were engaged or married
>>83518946
People underrate the comedy in Lynch's stuff.
>>83518624
I am so happy Naomi Watts is in this show
>>83519008
DOUGIE!!!!!
https://youtu.be/eyG90_0F4mU
pete you rascal
>>83518481
seems like he could use a blunt courtesy of ben's brother if you know what i mean ehheheh
>>83518624
Do we know her character's name? What ifshe's Diane?
>>83519008
Is there a more perfect momfu?
>>83519162
DUDE
>>83519204
>Do we know her character's name?
Janey-E Jones
>>83519008
>>83519248
Shows up for one episode as a dinosaur and already BTFO out of every TP waifu
>>83517724
>>83517937
Frost and Lynch are probably still bitter that she quit on the show to make a b movie. It's too bad because she is still a dime
>>83519518
I'm pretty sure they didn't invite her to return. She was always a tangential character of no significance. The only significant thing about her (and the whole plot line surrounding her) was the mysterious way she died and had her soul sucked into the wood.
Really it's easy guys. Cooper is in 2003 and also in an alternate reality that BOB created. The glass box monster is mother and Cooper is also the glass box monster. Oh and btw everything is happening in Cooper's head because it's all a dream
>>83519652
Good riddance. Probably one of my least favorite characters.
>>83519518
>>83519652
I read that they tried to get her back on but couldn't think of a proper way to reintroduce her character. Maybe it's an excuse for something else but that's the official story.
>>83519676
>Cooper is in 2003
haven't we already disproved this theory
>>83517842
Why not?
>>83519676
Makes no sense.
Why even bother with those assassins then?
>>83513634
what is the consensus on:
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>>83519793
>would of
>>83519676
>it's all a dream
Do birds fly?
>>83519733
Yeah, it's bs. In this kind of setting there's literally millions of way she can be reintroduced.
She could be shown in the black lodge as a servant now (maid preferably), she could be shown still as a knob but get released, she could be simply reintroduced as a normal character with the knob never explained adding to the mystery or as a completely new character and so on...
Millions of ways to get Lynch'd
>>83519757
Those assassins are hired by people Dougie owns money to.
Judy...?
>>83519793
>would he of have
>>83518038
She's already 40 years old.
>>83519881
Yes, but if the whole setting is a fabrication to keep Coop trapped there why even bother with elaborate plots on his life.
>>83519900
Delete this post right now.
>>83519746
How?
Is this Lynchkino?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxT4ZxWuSZc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_9d827GDyU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RD27a2iZFHE
>>83519900
!TELED
>>83520106
There was someone vaping in the casino.
What is this 2003 Dooper theory? Missed it.
don't mind me best scene coming through
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63VHeu5V0zA
>>83519984
what do you think of my question, irregardless of if of goes before have or after
>>83520125
>The modern e-cigarette was invented in 2003 by Chinese pharmacist Hon Lik
>>83520206
Yeah exactly.
So what is it doing with some bum in Las Vegas gambling with chump change? The theory is a stretch, a big one.
>>83520206
there are also smartphones, modern konami slot machines and modern pc monitors.
>>83520183
>the way her pupils expand and shrink
>>83519988
w-what...? really?
>>83513634
Do they ever explain why the kid watching the box acts just like Cooper? I've only seen the first episode.
when the fuck are new episodes?
>>83520406
>acts just like Cooper?
does he? i didn't really get that impression at all
I just saw a description of Lynch as an actor being Jimmy Stewart from mars. It's kind of accurate.
>>83520478
one every Sunday until mid-September, ya dip
>>83520186
There's no "of" at all, dumbo
>>83520497
Just like him. I thought maybe Cooper was Bob'ing him somehow.
one of my favorite david lynch roles is the bartender on the cleveland show
>>83520406
>>83520595
>acts just like Cooper
nah, you're just autistic
I was impressed by Nicholas Cage's appearance in the new season. He's so versatile and has an amazing pair of breasts.
>>83520689
fuck you, I'd Tracy
>>83520689
Nic Cage in Twin Peaks would be so fucking good.
>>83513850
That's the best way to show how someone truly are. For example if you want to demonstrate how niggers are thieves, the best way to go about it is hire a white man in blackface.
>>83520660
Can somebody not retarded take a look?
>>83520884
Cooper doesn't act like a robot.
>>83520934
He acts weird.
Just go back and watch the kid and then watch some first season Cooper. It's the same.
I'll be proven right eventually, I'm just wondering what the connection is.
>>83520884
i honestly don't see much similarity
they both say words, but that's pretty much it imo
>>83520990
He acts like Cooper. I'm surprised nobody else sees it.
You didn't notice how weird copper was in season one? Or how weird the kid acted? It's the same.
>>83520559
irregardless of the of, is there a consensus on that?
>>83521039
>season one
He was just as spergy and spazzy in season two too, I thought. If anything, they overdid it with him when the show was close to ending.
HELL GOD BABY DAMN NO
>>83521062
We're not answering until you pass your English class
>>83521093
I'VE BEEN TO ONE OF THEIR MEETINS
>>83517632
>>83516424
There was a dick in the percolator
>>83521064
He was more comfortable in season two and we had a familiarity with him at that point.
He acts very deliberately, very polite and also can be a little playful. He also has that stop and slowly scan a room thing. It's so strange it sticks out, and that kid acted just like him. I lm sire they told him to act like that but I don't know what the connection would be. Maybe just a similar personality but I think there's more going on because no way was it not deliberate.
>>83521062
>irregardless
>>83521185
Also want to add the coffee reaction when he takes the first sip. It's very Cooper.
Anybody have a link to a torrent of the FWWM reedit including missing pieces?
the kid is another coop doppelganger
>>83516424
What in the fuck. Feels odd that I'm just now hearing about this, how did you discover it?
There's this short of Lynch, "Pierre and Sonny Jim".
I'm pretty sure he's just messing around here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JY69kb64M_8
>Attention-seeking hedonist pothead degenerate
Jerry "get a better lawyer" Horne is /our guy/
>>83520988
>I'll be proven right eventually
such delusion
there is absolutely no connection between that guy killed watching the box and Coop
Hey, guys. GUYS! What if the secret billionaire is....Audrey
>>83521928
Brother Ben, this is the best damn sandwich I ever ate, it’s a baguette, with brie and butter, I had four of these damn things every day I was there. You gotta try this.
>>83521984
Remember this when you're wrong, bitch.
>>83522033
wrong. it's little nicky, obviously
>"GET A LIFE PUNK"
What did Lynch mean with this?
>>83520206
And the very first one was imported into the USA in February of 2007 you reddit moron.
>>83522109
>not subtitled
Didn't happen.
>>83522170
s-sure it did
>>83522238
Much better.
I hope episode 5 leaks by the end of the weekend.
>>83516468
>he doesn't want to get pinned by a psycho redhead milf
>>83516705
kek
>>83522238
>that font
wtf
>>83522255
>leaks
it will be out tomorrow
>>83522066
Those two goofballs going nuts for a butter sandwich is my favorite scene in the show
>>83522347
whoosh
>>83522238
>>83522109
>>83522358
>>83522066
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6N-YmGuiGw
>>83522410
seems fake
>>83522465
get a life, punk
>>83522488
So what happens to One eye'd jacks after all that shit went down? Just assume it closed down off screen?
>>83520183
holy shit thank you! I've never seen this. I learned for certain that Laura really liked it.
>>83520107
don't forget this masterpiece
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msMehuZo3x8
>>83521879
K I N O
>>83522255
Going to marathon it when it does.
>>83522509
why is bob crying?