Did Harry Potter JUST Harder than any other Fictional Character?

I know she was his best friend's sister and he was her childhood crush, but if you take her alone she's top level waifu.

>Luna
You can stick it in crazy but never stick WITH crazy.

>Hermione
Dunno, wouldn't have felt right. Plus she kinda turned into a bitch in the last movies, but maybe that's just my hate for the actress talking

>>77354649
Hermione for him worked perfectly and her being with Ron made zero sense done only for retarded shippers.

Ginny is no doubt a consolation prize.

What the fuck kind of a name is Albus Severus

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It honestly comes as no surprise since he's in one of the dullest franchises in history. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>77354771
What the fuck kind of name is "Newt"?

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>>77353953
Why didn't Harry fuck Hermione?

Perhaps the die was cast

>>77354928
fucking mutt

>>77354857
Right on schedule. Good to see you.

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>>77354857
Is it strange that I come into Harry Potter threads just to see how he takes the op and uses it to transition into the pasta. Its an art unto itself

>>77353953
>Didn't get with based Luna or Hermione

I know it's bait but this actually makes sense, like why the hell harry didn't end with hermione?

I've got no hate for Ron but damn it, I disliked it so much

>>77355313
OP here, the Hermione part wasn't even bait. That's what I was hoping would happen throughout the series.

I don't dislike Ron either, but she and him fought way too much for them to conceivably work in any adult relationship

>>77354944
At least Newt is short for Newton and a nickname. Albus Severus is probably the most autistic name in the series

>>77355482
His older brother is named Theseus.
His name is Newt.

His parents fucking hate him more than Harry hates his own children.

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shes actually too hot for him

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>Harry has the hallows
>Newt has the suitcase

WHO WOULD WIN?

>>77355622
The manchildren and womenchildren of tumblr and reddit

>>77355613
HOTTIE

>>77355622
Newt, Newt a million times. We've already fucking established this.

>>77354857
Autist, Lotr is a masterwork, kill yourself, here is your (you)

>>77356212
Harry has beaten every animal he's come across, though.

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>>77353953
He should have married Draco. Rowling is an anti-fag bigot.

>>77356469
Yeah, one on one. Imagine if they all came at him. The swooping evil and the occamies would destroy him if he got on his broom, and everything else would fuck him up on the ground.

Don't forget that Newt has a nundu, which is literally 10 times stronger than a dragon.

>>77356523
>implying Newt trained all his animals to be attack dogs

Really? he couldn't even control his erumpent and niffler

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>>77356500
There was such obvious sexual tension between them. I dare anyone to look at this and tell me this isn't the same as a boy pulling a qt girl's pigtails for attention.

>>77354857
Thank you, you're my favorite shitposter

>>77354974
>>77353953
Harry lowkey hated mudbloods and din't wanted to soil his wizard blood.

>>77356500
>>77356598
Is this where I post that Draco should have been a girl? Because Draco should have been a girl.

https://youtu.be/OsIz-aG076g I am a paid shill bot do not reply to this post

>>77356551
They'll fight if they feel threatened. It's what animals do.

Also, look how he interacts with the thunderbird and the nundu. Nobody can control nifflers, not even Hagrid. And he was doing fine with the erumpent until Jacob spilled pheromones everywhere.

Fuck off you fan fiction piece of shit ban evader

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>>77356654
i'd spill my pheromones inside newt if you know what i mean

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>>77356701
Oh dear, looks like the Newt homoposter is back
Please don't stop

>>77356646
This.
There is also a chance that Rowling will reveal that Draco is transgender.

>>77356744
I wrote your fill, anon

>>77356763
kek it would be neville

>>77356763
>Harry divorces Ginny
>marries milf Draco
>his son can be with his best friend

I actually genuinely want this.

>>77356823
I know you did, and it was amazing. I left you a review. I was travelling for the past few days but now I'm working on yours.

>>77354857

took me way too long to figure out this is pasta. thought people just saved the picture because theyve only read 5 books in their life

i tip my fedora to you sir

>>77356598
what's the enchantment for making pictures move?

what's the most kino HP movie?

>>77357309
the one without HP in the title

>>77356646
I agree with this headcanon

all the "Draco should have been a girl" posters need to go back
>>>/tumblr/
>>>/deviantart/
>>>/out/

>>77357374
This.

IDrarryfags are annoying.

>>77354974
Rowling said she wanted to make the ending one where everyone was a big happy family but as she wrote she realized Harry and Hermione had better chemistry but she forced her big happy family ending anyway by pairing off Hermione with Ron and Harry with Ginny.

Mind you I think it was maximum cuck to shack up with Ginny considering she hopped from boyfriend to boyfriend and was obviously fucking and sucking in broom closets.

>>77357712
Harry should have ended up with Luna, they were perfect for each other.

>>77357848
Luna was fucking shit. And the actress went full potato

>>77356678
How is OP a ban evader? I'm a newfag are we not allowed I mobile post or something?

>>77357712
Rowling has said a lot of garbage after the fact her words are worthless now. However. She was right about harry and Hermione

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>>77357891
i'd mash that potato

>>77356830
This is such bait but I love it

>>77357942
Yes well done Rowling, Well done Rowling

>HOWEVER

>>77356635
>din't wanted to soil his wizard blood.

Isn't he a half-blood?

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>>77356646
i just want a scene where harry is nailing him/her from behind and draco goes "potter!" with disgust before having a mind-blowing orgasm

>>77355198
Not at all.

>>77356635
Then why didn't he fuck Luna?

>>77357309
half-blood prince

>>77354857
You're doing God's work.

>>77353953
>Didn't get with based Luna or Hermione
Hermione and Luna don't fuck manlets, sorry self-inserting cuck.

>>77355198
Nah, only reason I even visit these threads as well.