No MAKING A MURDERER thread? Post your pics, memes, and theories here!
These guys might be the best and most believable lawyers ever.
I think it could be one of 3 people:
-Steve's Nephew Bobby
-The Ex Boyfriend
The real mystery is this...
How did THIS happen?!?!?!?
They talked about this in Dr. Phil Investigates, it wasn't that bad, but fucking nancy grace man
When it comes to most people I can understand their motivations and that's enough not to hate them. Like, even with Lenk, I oscilate between hating him slightly and thinking there's not enough to condemn him. Even the sexting lawyer, I mean, that's fucked up, but to be desu that happened at a point in which I was no longer emotionally involved with the series .It didn't even matter in the whole scheme of this case, and if i'm getting mad at random criminals there are better targets)
But this fucking guy. Oh my god. Everything about him just screams incompetent. I want to say mean things to his face
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>life without the possibility of wrestlemania
by "this is no evidence" I mean the fact he still hasn't confessed/ is working on the case. He obviously shouldn't be released because of that, but if I'm going with my instincts, I can't imagine his motivations not to give in to the (probably colossal) pressure to just confess or quit if he didn't think he deserved to get out and that this was immensely unjust
is your opinion that:
>people smarter/older than brendan don't falsely confess, even though this has been well documented and demonstrably true
>i don't have an opinion heres an ebbin meme
so apparently Avery knew Teresa Halbach, he also left messages on her phone as well as mysterious deleted messages on her phone from who knows, she had also stated that he made her uncomfortable not sure how relevant that is but yeah
So for a 3rd party to kill her they would have had to corner her before or during when she went to Avery's junkyard, kill her and burn the body giving enough time for complete incineration and that would be a day or 2 and she was reported missing when Avery was expecting her at the compound supposedly so that fits the narrative, if it was a cop I guess they could have pulled her over and done it too, it seems like she died an execution style death.
They would have put the bones in a bag drove her car to the compound when they knew no one would be around for sure and scattered the bone fragments in a loose pile in the burn pit and then walk off the property?
The rest would be in the cop's hands to screw with the case, seems pretty fool proof to me other than actually driving onto the property with a missing car.
I suppose you could plant the car before the body was done burning ahead of time. There are definitely a lot of logic holes with the car on the property not being disposed of but rather hidden in plain view.
No one discussing evidence, theories, posting memes or pics. You guys are total lame sauce...
Yes! Worth a watch. Really interesting. Give it a try.
I think he did it, but that the police handled it entirely the wrong way. There should at least be a retrial. The problem is that dumb fuck cops probably did tamper with evidence.
I don't think it happened at all like the prosecution said it did.
>all these people trying to back out of what they said
I'm afraid I would have to be a witness for something random some day because I have a shit tier memory and I wouldn't be able to answer shit about a year ago let alone 20
>I wouldn't be able to answer shit about a year ago let alone 20
this is what defence lawyers rely on
you can make anyone look like a liar when you ask them about specific details of something that happened a year ago, even only a few weeks
>Teresa made a video in the event of her death
>mfw Teresa killed herself then set herself on fire in order to frame Steven
Or this guy
This guy came off as legitimately evil. The way he described the crime Dassey "confessed to" was sickening. I doubt trying to get in the pants of victims of domestic abuse is the worst thing he's done.
A lot of things that seem to imply Steven is more aggressive than he was made out to be. His one Girlfriend Jodi claims he would abuse her when they were going out and how she now believes he did the murder.
How come all of you people are so ready to say that Teresa's brother is guilty when there is not one inkling to suggest he did other than "hurr durr he looks suspicious" when there literally actually is evidence to suggest that Avery is guilty. It's maddening with it's complete lack of logic.
A bunch of circumstantial shit that makes him sound bad.
I wanted to hear more of Brendan's confession. They really only show like five minutes, but I feel there must have been a lot more said in the three hours for a jury to convict him.
Because the documentary is genius. It sets Avery up as being as super unlucky, and then conveniently try to show how he was set up for the murder despite all the evidence that he did it
The same thing the police did for the rape charge by using him being a fuck up in their eyes, and convicting him despite all the evidence otherwise
Its genius really and everyone is missing the point of the documentary
Think he will still watch Wrestlemania when he doesnt know the superstars?
Her brother is just smug because he believes the sicko who murdered his sister is being brought to justice. I don't see anything wrong with him.
Her ex-boyfriend seemed slightly off though, as well as the woman who found the car and claimed god lead her to it. I think the two of them are somehow involved in the police conspiracy, if nothing else.
>swallow shit ton of sleeping pills
>go to Steven's backyard
>put candle on the ground
>dose self with lighter fluid
>wait to pass out and fall on lit candle
Not that difficult
>tfw you cover yourself in water and get real cold with uncle steve
>the documentary was insinuating that an innocent man was framed, and not that Avery didn't have a fair trial.
not really, the main focus is on the reliability of the state's evidence
you're correct since that is the objective standard required to find someone guilty
judges direct juries to decide cases by considering whether the person "pretty much" committed the crime
They never even investigated him or the ex, nor did they search the apartment. Someone dropped the ball there, probably intentionally.
At first I gave him the benefit of the doubt because he was doing his job. Then he had the press conference before the trial. Then I found out the filmmakers tried to interview him before the trial and he responded with a subpoena. Fuck him.
Steven did it.
However, none of it was done on his property. The cops did plant evidence, but that was to aid the actual case and make sure of a conviction.
Bobby Dassy was "going hunting" at the same time. He was real pissed at Steven by the end of the whole case.
Steven fiddled with her car when she arrived, which is why his hand sweat was found under the hood.
When she left, her car broke down the highway. He tailed her there, ambushed her and took her off into the woods and raped her. This was done where Bobby would be meeting him for hunting. Bobby was unaware she was there, Steven took Bobby's gun and shot her and tried to cover this up, so that it could be pinned on Bobby. Steven fucked this up, Bobby got mad, Bobby said they're not leaving her there with his gun's evidence in her so they burned her there at the pit.
Bobby made a deal with the cops and told them what happened to clear his name and to also fuck Steven. They knew where to look for the car and the ashes thanks to Bobby, during the investigation they planted all this stuff on his property.
Steven did it, he's a sick fuck and Bobby got Brendan to make the story up unbeknownst to his mother to aid in the case. Bobby just didn't think his idiot son would go to jail over it and was another major reason why he was pissed at the end of the case.
People who burn animals always end up being killers.
Fresh interview with Ken "The real prize" Kratz. Interviewer is cute and seems drunk, lol. Check it out.
this is kind of amazing
>I give blood
>what's the nurses name
>plays with hair
>you're a cancer
>even Ted bundy had admirers
>your personality cockblocked your case
>so, Dean Strang, Jerry Buting, Ken Kratz...fuck marry kill
>what would you sext me
>so, Dean Strang, Jerry Buting, Ken Kratz...fuck marry kill