This kid has the potential to be the greatest critic in the world. He needs more support. He needs to know that the world can't push him around. He's won an Emmy for Pete's sake!
Jackson meets Adam Sandler:
Jackson give his patrician opinion on Cars 2:
Jackson does a 10/10 impression:
Jackson blesses us with his beautiful voice:
Jackson does it every year:
I thought he always "sounded" like a critic, but wasn't actually making a critical analysis. He was just copying what he heard from old reviewers and trying to apply it to new films without fully understanding it.
Has he changed?
Not really, but I like him now that he insulted Amy Schumer.
>Don't be a slave to your diet
this kid is a top troll
Schumer is doing her dry humor.
But NOOO she's white and fat, she can't be dry!! She's not even British!!
Guess what? She can be dry as fuck. And not talking her vagina (LOL). Look at the Golden Globes. She is a master of dry delivery. So stop scraping the bottom of the barrel. And even if you don't believe she is dry, you have to admit that you don't know what she is intoning, because it is text. Can't admit, must acquit.
>mfw some little sarcastic shit makes fun of one of my movies
damn what a salty cunt
bitch is harsh
What's so great is that Jackson was being serious.
The movie is so bad that Adam Sandler thinks anyone who claims to like it is making fun of him.
When you build your entire career out of labeling yourself a thing, should it really come as a surprise when someone plays along?
Next you'll tell me Dennis Leary gets sincerely offended when someone calls him an asshole
You know how you can talk shit about your grandparents or sister all day long but the second someone else says something about them you're ready to fight? Same principle in this situation.
It's not though. Comedians tell jokes and their entire fucking career revolves around having a sense of humor. Hers in particular is about being able to take a joke. The fact that she can't take a joke means she is shitty at her job.
It's more like a taxi driver that doesn't know his way around the city. She should know better than to get offended at a joke. Her job depends on it.
This is how people treat me :^(
She's so pathetic.
I remember after she made the ryan dunn joke, she was on twitter defending herself so hard and retweeting everyone who agreed with her. If your whole schtick is being edgy, then at least stand by it.
I only defend Amy because I don't give a shit about her and can't stand Jackson. Chances are he has never even watched her comedy and just did a google search and was like "huehue she likes weiners".
It's over, Amy is finished
>whole schtick is "durr look how slutty i am XD"
>dude makes a joke regarding that
"why because I'm a slut?"
no because you like sleep overs, you stupid slut
God I fucking hate this.
She only did it so buzzfeed would writ an article about how the empowered Amy Schumer "shut down" a misogynistic troll.
That's what feminism is about. Drawing attention to you and your actions, while also peddling that you're a victim. It's an ego trip and an easy way to explain your failures as being a conspiracy.
That being said, LCJ is 10x worse a person. If I had to rank people in terms of shittiness, from least shitty to most shitty
It was a really light hearted joke.
She's just so ashamed of herself and her terrible habits that's she's taking it out on some innocent bystander.
What a fucking hypocritical cunt.
A Betty Lou Who looking bitch with a disgusting NY accent? That skank is just as bad as Schumer.
Holy fucking shit! Who the fuck is this betacuck faggot?
hold me /tv/ this tween thinks he is Roger Ebert or some shit.
glad to see his Yoiutube channel reviews get raided by trolls his opinions sucks.
>"I don't really watch movies that came out in the 90s or before that."
and he calls himself a movie critic.
>Cars 2 masterpiece
>Hateful Eight garbage
>pic related he is the future.
This is what happens when bullying is stopped in schools.
Everyone is seeing this whole thing wrong.
Her first tweet was an entirely sarcastic "in character" joke. I've heard her do this in interviews on TV and radio for years now. Her stock shtick in response to someone joking with her, is to be ironically offended for a moment, and then flip it around, so everyone knows she's just ONE OF THE GUYS XD.
Except in writing, sarcasm does not come across and now she looks like a cunt. And lots of people on twitter are telling her so. And the fucking dumb kid apologises in the most cringeworthy grovelling way, and she wasn't even upset about it.
So she has a choice. Either admit that you were only joking, and this is the crucial part, admit that you "acting offended" is just an ironic character, and that the idea of someone being offended is actually funny and not serious. Which obviously goes against her now-millions-strong SJW fanbase.
Or, she can try to play it cool, tell the kid he was cool and act like it wasn't such a big deal, use soft language to soften the blow and hope it goes away.
"that's okay honey. I remember you were sweet. it was just a bummer to read that"
WHICH MAKES IT EVEN WORSE. SHE IS AN UNSCRUPULOUS SPINELESS JEW WHORE CUNT WHO IS ONLY IN COMEDY FOR THE MONEY AND ATTENTION, WHO WOULD THROW A 17 YEAR OLD BOY UNDER THE BUS TO PROTECT HER REPUTATION. AND SHE COULDN'T EVEN DO THAT RIGHT.
>this kid had a whole bright future ahead of him, probably could have done anything if he put his mind to it
>decides to become a film critic
>tfw a leftist blog i follow and comment on posted an article about this
>tfw when I got shat on in the comments for saying her humour is just as infantile as the kids
>tfw all the regs who i follow pissed on me and i got no upboats
>tfw i come crawling back to /tv/ everytime to have my thoughts validated
h-hold me /tv/
>it's really disrespectful
kid's not allowed to have opinions? Respect Nolan for his other works and if you say one is bad you're not only disrespecting Nolan but his entire career and body of work?
THIS LITTLE FUCKING BITCH MET EMILY BLUNT AND GOT TO TOUCH HER
He gave Madagascar 3 an A- hahah fucking hell, and you guys actually like this faggot
I live how she makes millions of dollars off of making jokes about how she's a slut, yet gets completely butthurt off of one mild comment on twitter about how she probably slept with multiple men
LMFAO people fucking posting June...
I've known this girl for years, she was a big name in the Boxxy Community.
And no, she isn't Boxxy. To the person who said that, get your fucking eyes checked...
>Jackson meets Adam Sandler:
Fucking hell even Sandler knows how shit that film was and literally used it to make a quick buck. When Sandler is giving you a look of 'oh god how pathetic' about one of his own films that's when you know you have garbage taste.
How is this even remotely the same as talking about a 3rd person? Shut the fuck up you stupid nigger.
Its the same as a fucking carpenter getting angry some kid on twitter making a joke about wood.
So Mhoomher is going down in flames for not being able to take a joke right?
This is the best possible scenario.
And with her shtick about getting shticked, he was more so just going down to her level.