Lights Camera Jackson Appreciation Thread

>>65059636
She can dish 'em out, but she sure can't take 'em

>>65059636
what a beta cuck

>>65059636
Isn't her whole act about how much of a whore she is?

What dumb fat hypocrite bitch.

>>65059636
>has been making videos for years
>gets overwhelmingly negative feedback
>ignores it completely and keeps going
He's the Paul Latza of film critics.

Here he is getting some mainstream recognition.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08i-cq0cSEk

She literally looks like a pig

>>65060378
These guys are assholes what the fuck

>>65059667
Unlike dicks.

>jokes about being a whore
>jokingly gets called a whore
>flips out

There's a reason women aren't remotely funny.

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>>65060533

Hilarious how the worst of her rubbed on jlaw and the worst of jlaw rubbed on her. Looks like the best friends experiment is back firing on them.

I thought he always "sounded" like a critic, but wasn't actually making a critical analysis. He was just copying what he heard from old reviewers and trying to apply it to new films without fully understanding it.

Has he changed?

I'm actually glad she said it because that kid needs more people being mean to him.

>>65060521
That's what they do. Have you never heard Howard Stern before?

>>65059667
She was dishing back.
I am not sure why people think she was offended.
Maybe its because that is what twitter is all about nowadays.

>>65059667
this

or was she not being sarcastic

she's always DUDE BINGE DRINKING WHORE LMAO but then almost cries during interviews and stuff

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>>65060593
Not really, but I like him now that he insulted Amy Schumer.

>>65060499
Nice numbers.

I know which makes it even harder for I to comprehend how she can be a whore. I mean, I'm ugly and I'm not able to be a manwhore ;-;

You JUST KNOW

Wow. I can't believe that little faggot is grown now. How is he still getting attention now that the novelty of a child reviewing movies is gone?

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>>65060378
lmao

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>>65060688
>Don't be a slave to your diet

this kid is a top troll

Schumer is doing her dry humor.

But NOOO she's white and fat, she can't be dry!! She's not even British!!

Guess what? She can be dry as fuck. And not talking her vagina (LOL). Look at the Golden Globes. She is a master of dry delivery. So stop scraping the bottom of the barrel. And even if you don't believe she is dry, you have to admit that you don't know what she is intoning, because it is text. Can't admit, must acquit.

>>65060621
>She was dishing back.

How is being passive-aggressive "dishing back"?

>>65060688
I get it. Cause I'm a black? Glad I took a photo with you. Hi to your dad.

>>65060829
It is putting him on the spot.

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>>65059636

>mfw some little sarcastic shit makes fun of one of my movies

Even if she wasn't joking, can you not blame her for getting annoyed at some peckerwood geek calling her a slut?

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https://youtu.be/W-Sfbb1qk6I

damn what a salty cunt
bitch is harsh

Stop shilling, Jackson

>>65060858
>not coming back with "You're not a whore, I didn't pay you one cent" or something along those lines

Kid's a pussy.

>>65060866
What's so great is that Jackson was being serious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mB0gAM7hg78

The movie is so bad that Adam Sandler thinks anyone who claims to like it is making fun of him.

>>65060688
what a litle shit

>>65060889
When you build your entire career out of labeling yourself a thing, should it really come as a surprise when someone plays along?

Next you'll tell me Dennis Leary gets sincerely offended when someone calls him an asshole

>>65060921
Holy shit he's just laying into them.

>>65060866
>>65060906
Adam Sandler looks like he's slowly turning into an illustration from Protocols of the Elders of Zion here.

>>65060953
You know how you can talk shit about your grandparents or sister all day long but the second someone else says something about them you're ready to fight? Same principle in this situation.

>>65060933
He has autism.
Just look at Schumer's reaction to his apology. She was basically comforting him.

>>65061015
What did she say ?

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>>65061034

>>65061034
Something along the lines of "It's okay I was just dissapointed after you were so nice"
Literally how you would calm down an autist after you accidently were too mean to him.

>>65061012
It's not though. Comedians tell jokes and their entire fucking career revolves around having a sense of humor. Hers in particular is about being able to take a joke. The fact that she can't take a joke means she is shitty at her job.

It's more like a taxi driver that doesn't know his way around the city. She should know better than to get offended at a joke. Her job depends on it.

>>65059636
Not cool, Jackson. You know how much Amy hates offensive jokes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRe2Rs7LomY

Someone post the jewess with the leviathan honker getting angry at a caricature

I just want to see 'comedians' losing their shot in public

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>>65061015
>>65061064
This is how people treat me :^(

>>65061064

She's so pathetic.

I remember after she made the ryan dunn joke, she was on twitter defending herself so hard and retweeting everyone who agreed with her. If your whole schtick is being edgy, then at least stand by it.

>>65060853
I laughed

>>65061169
That is really okay honey. Nobody is angry.

>>65060688
ABSOLUTE MADMAN

Her profile picture makes this whole exchange really funny.

>>65059636
That's why Poehler is still best Amy, Schumer.

I only defend Amy because I don't give a shit about her and can't stand Jackson. Chances are he has never even watched her comedy and just did a google search and was like "huehue she likes weiners".

>>65061172
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRe2Rs7LomY

based tyson

>>65060943
>gives jack and jill a "B"
>gives inception a "C"

lol

>>65061309
He also says Cars is the greatest animated film of the 2000's.

>>65060943

Oh fuck I can't even watch this.

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>>65061335

>>65061309
>>65061335
This kid has to be a troll.

I wonder who is parents are because it's obvious their money has fronted his "career".

>>65060378
>Incredible film maker
>Nolan
....

>>65061421
His dad's a sportscaster.

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>>65061335

>>65059636
Told you guys she was a cunt.

>>65060921
that's actually pretty based of him

>>65061602

thanks senpai you were the only who tried to show us

you're the specialest of all the snowflakes

>>65061602
We should have listened.

>>65061419
If he is, he fooled the Academy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHBqLQGbP64

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It's over, Amy is finished

https://youtu.be/-32sRffV_mg

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>>65059636
>whole schtick is "durr look how slutty i am XD"
>dude makes a joke regarding that
>gets pissed

>>65059636
>gets btfo
>has a big sook
>jackson starts kissing ass
what a faggot, both of them

>>65060621
She very clearly being passive aggressive, the first bit give it away.

Beside it was a weak comeback

>>65059636
>>65059667
Let's be fair - if someone who looked like LCJReviews said I fucked him, I'd be offended too.

>>65060828
Fuck off

>>65062155
Yeah.
Completely on board with that.
But again I don't think she is offended in any way.

>>65062209
Why the fuck would she respond like that if she wasn't offended? She's just mean?

>>65061064
>honey

she even talks like a prostitute. kinda hot to be honest

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>>65059636
"why because I'm a slut?"

no because you like sleep overs, you stupid slut

>>65061934
A woman who hates other women. I like her.

>>65060943
This is why children can't review movies. They literally don't know what they're talking about.

>>65059636
vagina vagina vagina sex whore sex eww penis am I right ladies. There you go I saved you all from a life time of Amy Jewer jokes.

>>65062263
faggot

>>65062410
When he reviewed True Grit he mentioned that it was the first Cohen Brothers movie and the first western he had ever seen.

LIGHTS
CAMERA
INSANITY LMAO

>>65060378
>hes a freakshow
kek, based takei

>Faux outrage
God I fucking hate this.
She only did it so buzzfeed would writ an article about how the empowered Amy Schumer "shut down" a misogynistic troll.
That's what feminism is about. Drawing attention to you and your actions, while also peddling that you're a victim. It's an ego trip and an easy way to explain your failures as being a conspiracy.

That being said, LCJ is 10x worse a person. If I had to rank people in terms of shittiness, from least shitty to most shitty
Feminists > Tripfags > Jackson

>>65063232

>10 year old
>watching R-rated movies

you dolt

>>65059636
Lights Camera Jackson's user image makes him look like he's tweeting from County Jail

>>65061934
Damn, based goddess queen Boxxy is still fine after all these years.

>>65059636

It was a really light hearted joke.

She's just so ashamed of herself and her terrible habits that's she's taking it out on some innocent bystander.

What a fucking hypocritical cunt.

>comedian
>can't even roll with the softest of punches

Yeah let's take women seriously, guys.

>>65061934
>>65063978

I.. I don't think that's her

>>65064267
She hasn't aged well.

>>65064334
Pretty sure Boxxy went on to do some other (paid) video gig, got a bit chubby & tanned.

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>>65061934

A Betty Lou Who looking bitch with a disgusting NY accent? That skank is just as bad as Schumer.

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Separated at birth?

>>65059636
He should never have apologised

>>65064522
Felicia looks really cute there.

>>65060906
link to video?

>>65059667
Funny how dicks and comedy work like complete opposites for her.

>>65061140
that was actually really funny and easily the best thing she's ever done

>>65061934
Is this boxxy for people whos first Pres candidate is Donald Trump

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>>65059636
Holy fucking shit! Who the fuck is this betacuck faggot?

hold me /tv/ this tween thinks he is Roger Ebert or some shit.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jackson_Murphy

https://www.youtube.com/user/lightscamerajackson/videos

http://lights-camera-jackson.com/

https://twitter.com/lcjreviews


glad to see his Yoiutube channel reviews get raided by trolls his opinions sucks.

>"I don't really watch movies that came out in the 90s or before that."

and he calls himself a movie critic.

>Inception shit
>Cars 2 masterpiece
>Salt masterpiece
>Hateful Eight garbage
>Youth amazing

>pic related he is the future.

This is what happens when bullying is stopped in schools.

Everyone is seeing this whole thing wrong.

Her first tweet was an entirely sarcastic "in character" joke. I've heard her do this in interviews on TV and radio for years now. Her stock shtick in response to someone joking with her, is to be ironically offended for a moment, and then flip it around, so everyone knows she's just ONE OF THE GUYS XD.

Except in writing, sarcasm does not come across and now she looks like a cunt. And lots of people on twitter are telling her so. And the fucking dumb kid apologises in the most cringeworthy grovelling way, and she wasn't even upset about it.

So she has a choice. Either admit that you were only joking, and this is the crucial part, admit that you "acting offended" is just an ironic character, and that the idea of someone being offended is actually funny and not serious. Which obviously goes against her now-millions-strong SJW fanbase.

Or, she can try to play it cool, tell the kid he was cool and act like it wasn't such a big deal, use soft language to soften the blow and hope it goes away.

"that's okay honey. I remember you were sweet. it was just a bummer to read that"


WHICH MAKES IT EVEN WORSE. SHE IS AN UNSCRUPULOUS SPINELESS JEW WHORE CUNT WHO IS ONLY IN COMEDY FOR THE MONEY AND ATTENTION, WHO WOULD THROW A 17 YEAR OLD BOY UNDER THE BUS TO PROTECT HER REPUTATION. AND SHE COULDN'T EVEN DO THAT RIGHT.

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>this kid had a whole bright future ahead of him, probably could have done anything if he put his mind to it
>decides to become a film critic

>>65060921
is this kid a jew. I'd be surprised if he wasn't jewish

>>65064522
Most white girls look like men

>tfw a leftist blog i follow and comment on posted an article about this
>tfw when I got shat on in the comments for saying her humour is just as infantile as the kids
>tfw all the regs who i follow pissed on me and i got no upboats
>tfw i come crawling back to /tv/ everytime to have my thoughts validated

h-hold me /tv/

>>65060921
>0:43
>Meth Wahlberg

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>>65061064
That makes me like her a little.

>>65062030
>tfw dick is hard

>>65059636
>dat backtrack

Pathetic.

>>65060921
Top notch review

>>65060378

>it's really disrespectful

kid's not allowed to have opinions? Respect Nolan for his other works and if you say one is bad you're not only disrespecting Nolan but his entire career and body of work?

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THIS LITTLE FUCKING BITCH MET EMILY BLUNT AND GOT TO TOUCH HER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLtFITpPc18

>>65068398
Howard Stern is a stingy mean old jew, what do you expect?

You need to be at least 50 years of age to be a good critic.

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This fucking autist gave the Katy Perry movie a B

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>>65068818
He gave Madagascar 3 an A- hahah fucking hell, and you guys actually like this faggot

>turns 18
>can't ride on the kid critic gimmick anymore
>will get BTFO by Armond White weekly

>>65059636
I live how she makes millions of dollars off of making jokes about how she's a slut, yet gets completely butthurt off of one mild comment on twitter about how she probably slept with multiple men

>>65060688
this is fake right?

>>65068086
turn the abuse off, anon. just listen to the nice music.

>>65064947


Lmao i know right? She's a quirky nerd who likes video games!
she's an ugly cunt, fuck off back to leddit

>>65059636
>MOM I POSTED IT FOR THE FOURTH TIME LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL

>>65061934
LMFAO people fucking posting June...

I've known this girl for years, she was a big name in the Boxxy Community.

And no, she isn't Boxxy. To the person who said that, get your fucking eyes checked...

>>65069973
bump

>>65059636
What a fucking cuck

>>65060828
>>65060889
>>65061012
>>65061636
Shoo shoo schumer

>>65060688
This can't be real.

>>65059636
>Jackson meets Adam Sandler:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n7OYMDd1xs [Embed]

Fucking hell even Sandler knows how shit that film was and literally used it to make a quick buck. When Sandler is giving you a look of 'oh god how pathetic' about one of his own films that's when you know you have garbage taste.

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>>65059636
>apologize twice

oh my god im tearing up

>>65065367
>>Inception shit
>>Hateful Eight garbage
he apparently got two reviews right

>>65060688
>>65059636
Average BLACKED.COM premium subscriber.

>>65065420
What did you do?

>>65060688
MY FUCKING SIDES!!

>>65060828
>IT WAS JUST A JOKE LMAO

Either she was a butthurt bitch about it, or she's even unfunnier than /tv/ gives her credit for.

>>65059636
>autistic_child_and_pet_potbelly.jpg

>>65061012
How is this even remotely the same as talking about a 3rd person? Shut the fuck up you stupid nigger.

Its the same as a fucking carpenter getting angry some kid on twitter making a joke about wood.

>>65060921
>official LCJ report card
This kid is beyond a nobody.

>>65064267
>>65064334
It's not her you fucking newfags.

So Mhoomher is going down in flames for not being able to take a joke right?

This is the best possible scenario.
And with her shtick about getting shticked, he was more so just going down to her level.

>>65060593
So he's Letterboxd in human form?