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Why are almost all actors Manlets?
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DELETE THIS
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ahaahahahahahaha
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>>65030325
Why do you think they got into the profession of pretending to be things they aren't in the first place?
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>>65030325

>both are 5'10

that explains it
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It's easier to make manlets look normal/good on screen.
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The box adds the same to his height that the heels add to hers.
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>>65030325
Easier to transport and they eat less. So you save money at catering. Also you will need less film.
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>>65030325
cinema is filled with people obsessed with their image
manlets are obsessed with their image bc they have been made fun of for it during all their life
playing in movies is the only opportunity for them to look manly
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Easier to fit in frame, easier to clothe, height adjustment is easier as you can see with the box. Hard to make tall people smaller.
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>>65030325
Most leading actresses are like 5'3" womanlets.
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>>65030606

Nymphlets*
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Average human is a manlet unless you go to Montenegro or the Netherlands or 4chan.
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>>65030325
You have to be in shape as an actor and it's easier to to when you're a naturally lean manlet.
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>>65030615
Call them what you want but you fuckers are hypocrites if you breed with short women. Enjoy your disappointment when you produce a manlet son.
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>>65030325
Because they are basically the drama club dweebs from your school who got into acting because they preferred to play pretend.

Non-manlets got chicks, played sports and shit.
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>>65030491
>>65030606
>>65030620
>>65030643
>This is how manlets see the world
Truly sad
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Because tall people look disproportionate and lanky in almost all cases.
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>>65030606
You mean pornstars don't you?
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>>65030325
1) Easier to film.
It's easier to film smaller people and smaller objects.

2) Easier to manipulate the body.
If your actor needs to go from scrawny as fuck to muscular as fuck, it'll take a lot less time for a 5'9" guy to do it than a 6'2" guy.

3) Easier for action films.
In action films there's always "the big mook". A 6'4" guy will look a hell of a lot bigger when next to a manlet than when next to a 6'1" guy. Wire-fu and digital manipulations are also easier with a smaller actor.

4) Easier to cast female love interests for manlets.
In films, you want your female and male love interests to be close in height, since it makes kissing/love scenes much more easier to film. Filming a 6'3" guy kissing a 5'6" girl doesn't really look good.

Those are the main reasons
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>>65030577
>Hard to make tall people smaller.

Why don't they just get the short actors working with them a box?
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>>65030650
my superior genes will give me plenty of tall boys
and plenty of petite girls to rape
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>>65030325
What's weirder is why make him stand on a platform when she could just take her shoes off?
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>>65030325
KEK

more pics like these pls
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manlets have bigger heads proportionally to their bodies, and people with bigger head tend do look better on screen
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>>65030679
No. The vast majority of lead actresses are tiny people.
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Manlets, when will they ever learn?
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>>65030325

They frame better
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>>65030674
Especially for men, tall guys almost always have bird chests and long frail looking limbs, while for a shorter guy it's not too hard to get beefy. That's just not possible for most tall guys without massive amounts of steroids.
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>>65030697
she wouldn't have the same straight posture without heels
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>>65030697
The box is glued to his shoes
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>>65030325
because they hate being small so much they want to be someone else and acting is pretty much this
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>>65030491
why doesnt she just take them off
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>>65030743
Tom Cruise is the perfect example of this.
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Because they had to become talented at something to get by in life.
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>>65030726
not really. taller woman are more successful in hollywood because they look more feminine.
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>>65030767
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>>65030777
Source?
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>>65030766
Because without them her ass won't look as great.
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>>65030777
Nah, go ahead and look up the heights of the top 10 highest earning actresses right now. I bet only a couple are 5'8" or taller.
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>>65030777
fucking lies. there virtually no a-list actresses except theron and jlaw who are taller than average women. most of them are in the 5'2'' - 5'5'' range
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>>65030790
You're making my point for me. On camera he looks beefy and ripped. Movie magic my dude.
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this is why I stopped watching movies

there's only a few non-manlet actors who I'll watch these days
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>>65030767
Almost all these leading men action stars are on the shorter side for this reason.

On the other side, tall actors look awkward and frail. Liam Neason is a good example.

It takes a genetic freak and loads of steroids to make tall guys like The Rock or that guy who's Thor look strong.
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>>65030841
Me too my friend I mostly watch gay porn these days to get my fix of tall ripped dudes, nothing homo about that.
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>>65030838
>You're making my point for me.
What the fuck else do you think I was doing?
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that's because mesomorphs are better looking than ectomorphs.
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>>65030815

hahahahahahahahaaha
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>>65030857
Yep. Just look at Hemsworth in the Vacation remake. It looks like he was deflated.
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Guys post more manlets I wanna laugh

especially rich insecure manlets who stand on their toes always makes me lose it
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>>65030881
Sorry anon, I thought you were disagreeing.
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>>65030857
Clint Eastwood was pretty skinny when he was in stuff like the dollar trilogy

Liam Neeson doesn't look awkward or frail either
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>>65030884
>implying
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>>65030857
>this is what manlets tell themselves
Liam Neeson looks like a brick shithouse.
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>>65030680
Came here to post this. Guess what. There are tall actors but for the longest time your height was a huge detriment to your ability to get roles. Sometimes sill is. That's just the nature of that industry. It's no different than being tall and black to play basketball
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>>65030857
It's also easier to find stunt doubles for action stars because manlets are willing to put their life on the line.
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>>65030620

everyone is 6'3 here what you talking about?
we'er all manlets.

>tfw not 6'7
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There's two type of actors.

>Short and beautiful
>Tall and ugly
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>>65030935

How is that lank even alive, his expression just says "kill me"
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I've heard it explained that, because of camera lenses everyone looks bigger
So 6'1'' actors don't look like average people in close up shots
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Its easy to tell a manlet what to do.

Manlets are naturally submissive and easy to control, like women.
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>>65030994

but he's true alpha
what you talking about?
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>>65030935
>left 6'0
>right 5'11.5
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>>65031016

I bet he could have any woman he wants
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>>65030994
>being this much of a booty bothered manlet
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>>65031018
>5'11.9*
never ever
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>>65031038

Shouldn't he be back on Kamino producing clones
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>>65030857
No it's the complete opposite, average tall people look like freaks on camera
Liam Neason and Hemsworth both look like body builders when they're not particularly huge
Neason's ape like figure is extremely distracting in Schindler's list
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>>65031065

Hue
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>>65030968
Correct. Unless you're extraordinarily handsome like a Josh Hartnett or Ashton Kutcher, very few tall actors are leading men.
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A few reasons:
>They're easier to fit creatively into a frame
>They're generally more attractive than tall men since they work so hard on their physical appearance to compensate(IRL manlets are less attractive because everyone notices how short they are, but on camera height doesn't really matter)
>They can fit into a larger variety of outfits(no big and tall options needed)
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>>65031065
You on the left
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>>65030650

>implying anyone here can actually get a human female
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>>65031065
I get that reference
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>>65031153
You act like it's hard to capture one.
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>>65031153
shut the fuck up we're posting pictures of tall handsome dudes
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>>65030325
You know what now that I think about it most tall/lanky people are fucking memes, most have low intelligence and no talent.
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>>65031129
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>>65031129
that's not normal doe
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>>65031129

>6' 4"
>6' 5"
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>>65030838
no he doesn't, he's athletic looking at best. his arms are tiny as fuck for his height. i'm 191cm and my arms look about the same, except i got like 30cm on him
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>>65031129

He's 7'7 but weighs 92kg, that cannot be healthy
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>>65030777
>taller women look more feminine

do you like trannys?
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>>65030968

>There are tall actors but for the longest time your height was a huge detriment to your ability to get roles. Sometimes sill is. That's just the nature of that industry.

You do know that in the classic Hollywood era almost every male leading man was tall? Cary Grant, John Wayne, James Stewart, Gregory Peck etc. were all very tall, especially for their era (average height wasn't as high then as it is now). There were some famous shorter actors of course. Charlie Chaplin for example. Paul Muni was short as well and wore lifts to make him appear taller. James Dean was quite short as well as Marlon Brando.

But mostly leading men were tall, it wasn't really until the 70's that it became more prominent to have short men as leading men.
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>>65030815
well at least he isn't standing on his toes

he faces his manletness with pride
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>>65031212
t. manlet
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>>65031245
I meant he looks beefy and ripped to real world people, not /fit/.
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>>65030682
Because the box usage ratio would be smaller with manlets.
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no one knows
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>>65031271
post some manlets who stand on their toes that shit is funny as fuck
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>>65031245
>europoors and their meme measurements

besides how can you be 30 memetimeters taller than cruise when all Europeans are malnourished?
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>>65031129
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Told my mom I'm going to kill myself because all my friends on the internet are 6' 7".

A 6' 2" man is worth nothing in this world.
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>>65031272
>t.

Go back to your sjw site
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>>65031309

lol manlet fuck off
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>>65031308

2spooky
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>>65031313

you mean /tv/?
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>>65031308
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>>65031038
HE
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>>65031286
fucking normies can't tell the difference between fight club brad pitt mode and commando arnie mode
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>>65031306
>Americans that uses irational measurements

1.91m is about two and a half average chair
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>>65031313

That meme comes from /int/ you cuck
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>>65031313
That's a finnish / /int/ meme, friend.
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>manlets
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>>65031341
>comfy.pepe.and.wojak.gif
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>>65031306
let me put it in measurements you understand

6 freedoms and 3 AR-15s
i weigh 210 pubelidubelis, or 0,093 tons
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>>65030972

lel
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>>65031308
is he drown in this pic?
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>>65031349
>>65031380
it's not really even a meme to us

it's just how we end postcards and stuff in finland. we've been doing it for literally like a hundred years, and it often carries a slight sense of :^) even in normie situations
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>>65031452
Just chilling in a pool of manlet tears m8
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>>65030790
this looks fucking shopped, he looks like a fucking child in comparison..
will they ever learn?
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>>65031349
Well it fucking stinks of reddit to me lad
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>>65031475

Yeah but to everybody not in Finland it's a meme
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>>65031212
>manlets
please, will you ever learn?
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>>65030935
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>>65030790
>>65031502
if i wasn't such a lazy memesmith, i would start a trend of subtly photoshopping people to being slightly smaller and shorter. like, not enough to trigger the "ok this is a photoshop" but enough to make people look smaller than they are

>>65031525
it just seems disingenuous to call it an /int/ meme when it didn't start there

it's more of an ylilauta meme than anything
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>>65031308

ayy lmao
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>>65031565
wakemeupinside.png
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>>65031308

This is the only time he can move without worrying about his limbs snapping
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>>65030680
also

5) Look better with and wthout clothes
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>>65030935
>>65031038
>>65031129
>>65031308
dude looks like a horrifying spider monster
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>>65030857
yea he looks like a bitch. is even wearing extra layers and looks like he could blow away in the wind. what a fag.
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>>65031671
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>>65031671
>this is what raging manlets actually believe
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>>65031724

He's not even big he's just long, this is representative of a medical problem with his pituitary gland
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>>65031724

when he dies we need to preserve the BONES and put them in a wax museum !
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Why doesn't she just take her shoes off?
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>>65030491
not really, since he has shoes on and is slightly higher then her
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>>65031783
would be extremely painful
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>>65031709
oh god someone give me a link to this please, What the actual fuck was it?
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>>65031724
>implying
He just looks like a demon who would be scuttling around some post apocalyptic wasteland
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>>65031822
for who?
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>>65031764

Agreed, Im a bit of a bone collector myself and wouldnt mind a femur as a walking stick or maybe make furniture haha bones such as those are quite sought after you know!
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>>65031862
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tO9D2SAy4vc
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>Manlets
stop using a feminist divide and conquer meme you cucks
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>>65031903
*for whom
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>>65031308
Did he move about on the surface of the water using his awesome weight distribution powers?
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>>65031918
t-thanks
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>>65031341
artist?
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>>65032075
me
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>>65032111
post your blog or something
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>>65031764
his son is a fine specimen too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWW26sb_-kU
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>>65032075
Fez Brooks Phrag
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>>65030325
>>65030660
>>65030682
>>65030710
>>65031335
>>65031334
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>>65032171
can't find anything
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>>65030325
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>>65030553

this tbqh
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>>65032207
Futa is gay tho
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>>65032224
hm, did you try Phil S. Goodman?
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>>65032168
What would they do in a world without basketball?
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>>65032261
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>>65031928
>says that "manlet" is a feminist divide & conquer meme
>uses "cuck"
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>>65030325
HOW DO YOU STAND ON A BOX TO MATCH HEIGHT WITH A WOMAN AND STILL LIVE WITH YOURSELF

HOLY SHIT IMAGINE BEING A MANLET
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>>65033126
>IMAGINE BEING A MANLET
I can't think that short.
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>>65030790
She's on the curb, he's on the street. She's wearing heels.

He's not tall, but come on.
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>>65030658
This. You gotta be someone in High School, and if you're under 6 foot, you're not getting on the basketball or football teams. Drama club for you, Mr Pacino/Cruise/Downey Jr.
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>>65030790
>>65033294
>be Tom Cruise
>wake up in the morning
>realise that whatever happens, you will always be taller than David Miscavige
It's like his own personal >you will never be anthony burch
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Why are all the threads started with a question only a retard would think is funny, obviously started by the same monglet?
If you met this cunt in real life you would just punch his fucking mong face in.
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>>65031341
whre's the original now!
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>>65030325
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Ladd
>For the film Saskatchewan, director Raoul Walsh had a six-inch hole dug for co-star Hugh O'Brian to stand in, while using the excavated dirt to build a mound for Ladd to stand on, thereby overcoming the one-foot disparity in height.
Allan Ladd was 5'6" btw
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>>65034405
> In his memoirs, actor/producer John Houseman wrote of Ladd: "Since he himself was extremely short, he had only one standard by which he judged his fellow players: their height"

kek, he would fit right in on 4chan
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I believe manlets faces gets more development than their bodies, often making them more facially attractive than their taller kinfolk.

It's like Kit Harrington and Adam Driver. Kit is very small, but his face is a pleasing sight. Adam Driver is like the tall version of Kit, but his features are.. stretched, like butter over too much bread.

I feel somewhat lucky, being 187cm and being moderately good looking. Falling between the two camps is where the true perfect human is found.
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Some information from "The Golden Age of Hollywood Fact Book"
>In the early years of Hollywood, the Great Depression meant many went hungry. Since smaller actors required less food to live, they could be hired for cheaper. Eventually many of the taller actors died of starvation.
>The cameraman has more flexibility because he can use macro lenses as well as normal lenses to film them
>Smaller actors are typicaly easier to intimidate in contract negotiations
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>>65034916
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Average height in Burgerland is like 5.9"
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>>65035114
BUILD THE WALL
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>>65034916
Here's some more facts

>Small actors were also preferred because of the added ease in filming overseas. Smaller actors were easier to fit into cargo crates, and since the actors were of lower stature and significance, they rarely complained.
>The hobbits in Lord of the Rings were originally described by Tolkien as "prideful, tall and slender beings of immaculate beauty" However, due to budgetary limitations, Peter Jackson elected to cast the hobbits as a couple of small, dirty Brits and Elijah Woods, knowing that he could save at least $104.32 by shipping them to New Zealand in the cargo hold.
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>>65030325
>tfw 5'11
>dad was 6'2
>mom was 5'4
>genetics were a gamble and I lost
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>>65035456
>mom is 5'9
>dad is 5'9
>tfw 6'3

WHO WON THE LOTTERY? I DID
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>>65035456
Fuck you
>dad 5'10
>mom 5'3
>younger bro 5'11
>me 5'5
Kill me
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>>65035456
>dad is 6'1
>mom is 5'6
>end up being 5'11 only

Thanks mom...
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>>65030815
leprechaun lookin ass
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>>65035456
>dad is 5'9
>mom is 5'7
>mfw I'm 6'4
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Better body proportions
Easier to fit into shot
Cheaper to clothe
Cheaper to feed
Having men the same size as women makes a better shot, always.
It's cheaper to make a short guy taller, than a tall guy short
They mix well with extras
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>>65035526
>>younger bro 5'11
>>me 5'5

JUST
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Manlets are pretty.

>tfw you are so pretty you can ruin a woman's day by not saying hello

Who /pretty/ here?
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>>65035456
>>65035486
>>65035526
>>65035546
>>65035595
When do your stop growing exactly? 20 years old and 6 ft even but I want more
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>>65035660
Shot up to 6'1 when I was 13, was a total lanklet. Stopped growing around 16 or 17 at 6'4. After 7 years of lifting I've filled in and don't look like slenderman anymore.
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>>65035456
>>65035740
IKTF
6'4 in high school, thought Id be drowning in pussy but Im scrawny as fuck and people called me scarecrow and the surviving tower (this was post 9/11, not even mad it was pretty funny) but all my short friends had better luck with girls
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>>65031764
Anon, he's been dead for almost six years.
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>>65030766
Beacuse that would be degrading
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>>65033294

there is no curb there. it's an entryway
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>>65031263
Yes. I'm talking about now. I'm not going to give a history lesson but yes.
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>>65035853
>the surviving tower
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>>65035456
>5'11
what kind of autistic measuring system goes past 9 ?
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>>65035456
>mom is 5'2"
>dad is 5'8"
>tfw 6'2" master race

suck it manlets
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>>65035853
>people called me the surviving tower
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>be 5'4" 185 lbs manlet
>pussy taller dudes decide to give you shit for being manlet
>use superior manlet strength to take pussy taller dudes down and make them your bitch
>taller pussy dudes now claim you have a manlet complex because you refuse to take their bullshit
>can never win
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>>65035853
>the surviving tower
why are kids so mean and creative
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>>65035853
surviving tower
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>5'6
>have a giant women/femdomination fetish
>most women I meet are my height or taller
it all worked out
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>>65036358
so im not a manlet
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>>65031263
that manlet al pacino is to blame then
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>>65035853
>the surviving tower

Kids are always creative
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>>65030325
This is the funniest picture i've seen all week.
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>>65030815
Taylor Swift in general is an amazon women.
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how long until manlet is considered an offensive word
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>>65037077
Never because no one uses it outside the Internet
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>>65031341
More like this?
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>>65031308
i am laughing so hard what the fuck
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>>65035456
Are you me?
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>dad was 5'10
>mom was 5'0
>tfw 5'6
I blame my mom. I could of been a decent enough height
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>>65035660
I think for men they average around 20-25
Some become late bloomers.
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>>65035853
that's some vic reeves style insults right there
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>>65033294
he is also wearing heels, well, man version of heels, look closer
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>>65030935
>>65031038
Is this Dhalsim?
>>
>search this thread
no jokes about him having the higher ground

come on /tv/
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>>65031862
Found it

https://youtu.be/7-66D-U5ROY
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>>65037390
Weird, I thought you said Dhalism, associating it with Dhali, this being one of my favourites and coincidently relevant
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>>65037330
I dont really care, but to humor myself Ive looked into seeing if any stretches or supplements add to height
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generally manlets develop more personality to compensate.
and also generally more people are manlets and thus more of them are likely to be the actors.
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>>65037588
There are procedures to make yourself taller
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>>65037642
...for example, photoshop
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>>65035486
""""""dad""""" is 5'9"
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>>65035456
Dad 6'
Mum 5'4"
Me 5'10"
Brother 6'4"

Kill me
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>>65037297
Not only does the female limit your height, as a male, but the bitch genes are also responsible for whether or not you'll be bald.

>tfw losing hair despite father and his father both still having all of their hair
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>>65030325
Why don't they just not have her wearing heals? It's not like their feet are going to be in the frame anyways.
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>>65037736
Not him but I think you can get surgery to implement metal rods in your bones to make you taller
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>>65037543
It's Dali, stop saying Dahli you dumb bish
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>>65035456
>bit shorter than my dad and grandad
>taller than my brother and cousins
>got shit beard genetics in return
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>>65030325
>laugh at this picture assuming he's 5'7 or something
>look up his height
>i'm exactly the same height as him
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me on the right
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>>65037780
Dad: 6'6
Uncle: 6'4
Grandad: 6'3
Brother: 6'4
Me: 5'10

WHY
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>>65038157
Because of you I just checked and i'm 5-9 as well

JUST
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>>65038252
He's 1.80m (5'11) according to my google
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>>65030325
>women in heels

it's like cheat codes t'bh
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>>65031203
Does that exist?
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>manlets
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>>65038296
>it's like cheat codes t'bh

Fake height.
Fake face.
Fake hair.
Fake tits.
Bitches are even installing plastic in their ass to fake that too....

And yet beta faggots still want to put bitches on a pedestal.
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>>65034109
Everyone in this image belongs to the same species of animal.
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>>65030325
Super models always have shorter boyfriends.
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>>65034109
>you will always be taller than David Miscavige

hey, me too!

feels good.
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>>65031308
good to see ol' slenderman is keeping in shape
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>>65035853
>surviving tower

motherfuck..
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How come everyone on 4chan is 6+ feet with 8 inch dicks, but are still utter losers? You probably all look like Merchant or Conan
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>>65040910

I fucking wished I looked like Conan
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>>65040910
I'm 6'2 with a 7 incher and am pretty handsome... I'm just a sperg who hates women and hates intimacy and making any effort to chat shite to people.

Still, at least I know the opportunity is there unlike most of these manlet fags.
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>>65041161
I'm LITERALLY a manlet and I fuck more than you breh topkek
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>>65041325
Fair enough, I don't care about sex though. I get aroused by women but actually being around them and having to talk to them puts me off and a fap always does me.

I had a qt 18 year old infatuated with me, wanted me to spend the weekend at hers with just us too, but having to talk to her or do anything but fuck her made me ignore her and I'm still a virgin.

JUST

I just want a harem of girls who don't talk and only serve as a means of getting a good hard dicking by an iron man.
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>>65035595
sounds like your mom probably fucked a real man behind your dads back

you illegitimate bastard child
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Mom is 5'4
Dad is 5'6
I'm 5'9

And people blame poor nutrition for my "shortness".. Mfw it was never in the cards
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>>65034405
wew ladd
>>
Enough of you assholes complaining that you're 5'11". I'm 4'7" (yes, you read that right I'm a legal dwarf).
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>>65042103
how fat?
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>>65042103
Sup' JD.
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>>65035456
5'11 is comfortably above average don't belive the memes lad
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hcSpSC8T0M
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>>65042103
I didn't know Robert Downey Jr. posted here.
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>mfw clooney has crushed more puss than every manletposter in this thread combined
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>>65042103
wish I could fuck a dwarfett
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>>65035456

>tfw manlet
>tfw dad's family are all manlets
>mum's family pretty tall
>lost the genetic lottery while my younger brother won and is much taller than me
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>>65035853
>surviving tower

kids are get pretty creative with their name calling
>>
I can relieve this site. You're all making fin of a millioner sex symbol because he's one inch short to the arbitrary 6' cutoff while you are probably jerking off to Chinese cartoons. I pitty all of you.
Oh and if your height is the only thing you can brag about you are comically pathetic. That means you most likely
>have an ugly face
>have a shit physique
>earn shit money
>have a little toddler dick
B-but muh height! Please, if You make fun of people for things they can't change then You are a true faggot and most likely someone who's not fun to be around.
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>>65039998
almost as bad as those missed quads
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>>65043700
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>>65030815
>>
>>65030978
Keep telling yourself that, manlet
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>>65030815
That is so cruel
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>>65043958
I actually don't think he is nearly as selfconious as they portray him here
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>>65034109

i cant tell the real image from the shoop anymore
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>>65041161
chances are you're not handsome
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>>65035486
>mother is 5'5"
>father is 5'9"

>end up 6'0"

I don't know what the fuck happened, I'm taller than all my grandparents and great grandparents, too.
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>>65035486
>>
>>65044621
your mom's a cheating whore, be happy about it
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>>65035546
>>65035456

Fuck you faggots

>dad is 6'3"
>mom is like 5'1"
>brothers are 6'1", 5'10", and 5'9"
>I'm 5'6"
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>>65032354
Make technological innovations and be in the Oscars.
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>>65035853

>surviving tower
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>>65030790
>>65030815
Oompa loompa doompity doo
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>>65038160
Those webms just aren't as great without the laughter in the background
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>>65035853
>but all my short friends had better luck with girls

iktf
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>>65035456
>tfw 5'8
>all of my family is <5'6 so I'm doing preddy good tbhfam
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>>65035853
>the surviving tower
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>>65030325
>be an actor
>its a kissing scene
>you walk up to beautiful actress
>about to kiss
>"CUUUUUUUUUT"
>"can we get the stool for anon here?"

thank god i will never know that humiliating feeling
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>>65031341
Just noticed sad pepe in the attic
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>>65045761
that is Spurdo Spärde senpai.
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>>65035853
>surviving tower
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>>65035853
>the surviving tower

Did they throw paper planes at you?
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>>65035853
>the surviving tower
>>
Dad is 6 feet
Mom is 5'5

I'm 5'9.. I blame playing tennis 5 hours a day during my prime growth years and not eating enough. I know I won't ever be alpha but I don't feel that short most of the time. Any shorter I would get nervous though
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>>65030766
it would be extremely painful
>>
Remember those weird theatre kids growing up? Those are the kids that grew up to be actors
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>>65038191
Dad: 5'10"
Uncle: 6'4"
Grandfather: 5'11"
Brother: 6'2"
Me: 6'3"
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Manlets?
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Why is Ronaldo such an insecure faggot ?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3r8W7a9OZY8

>this thread
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>>65035853
>surviving tower
today was a good day time come on /tv/
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>>65030766
oppressive shitlord
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>>65035853
mean middle school children thread?
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Most musicians I've met in person are manlets. I've been taller than all of the ones I met and I'm only 5 10
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Manlets have to compensate for their short stature. Thus they make a bigger effort to be good looking, funny and noticeable.
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>tfw only 8"

I just wish I had a monster, I know I should be grateful but I can't stop wishing for a third leg
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>>65030994
he's dead now
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>>65041161

Most likely not handsome and deformed.

All people overestimate their own looks and intellect, especially in their hormonal years.

There's a reason you're here with all the other retards and fuck-ups.
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I don't get peoples problems with their height. I'm just 170cm and never realized I was short until I was in my twenties. Nobody ever mentioned it. Is this is an american thing?
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>>65050045
it's a meme thing
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>>65035595
Dad is 5'4
Mom is 5'0
Im 5'8
Count my blessings i guess
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>>65032255
Only if it's futa on male
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>Mom is 5'9''
>Dad is 6"3''
>I'm 6'4''
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>>65049723

>All people overestimate their own looks and intellect, especially in their hormonal years.

or underestimate
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>>65042873
topkek
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>>65044239
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>>65043700
Look, sir! A faggot!
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