Chris Evans pukes in an Audi R8 and can't talk and drive

i don't even like cars, i just watch it for the antics

>>65029418

>And if I could say there's one thing lacking about the Audi R8, it doesn't come with a complimentary sick bag

Do it Clarkson. Fucking do it

>Its a Chris Evans spends 40 minutes talking about his new Ferrari episode

I watch it for the reviews

>>65029451

>#LAD
>#BANTZ

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>>65029418

CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

>>65029488
>>65029499
Nice dubs

I've never actually heard of anyone getting car sick while DRIVING. I've thought it was just something you got if you were reading in a car or sat in the back-seat and couldn't observe the moving road and scenery swishing past.

>>65029418
Chris Evans, as in Captain America Chris Evans?

>>65029418
they deserve this

>>65029541

No, you tit.

>>65029558
I'm just asking, I don't pay attention to this stuff

>>65029499

american with no sense of humour detected

>>65029540

>used to travel a lot as a kid
>constantly car sick as I play my fat gameboy in poor light

>>65029602

>playing gameboy in poor light

these kids don't know what hell is

>>65029499

>doesn't know what a LAD is
>gets dubs

what a shame

>>65029577

>sense of humour

Top Gear was old & tired a fucking decade ago. Finding anything funny in the overly scripted, heavy handed, hackneyed antics of a decrepit old man & his two sycophants is deeply sad.

>>65029616

the SP was the first one with a background light, right? i only had a gameboy color and later an advance and it honestly was fucking horrible

>>65029540
I don't drive myself, so I can't say, but I got car sick as a kid no matter what.

I find it's the combination of car smells and motion that even to this day gives me a headache in some cars.

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>>65029451
It's not like the reviews matter though, is it?

>this car doesn't have a boot, you can't fit into it unless you cut your legs off at the knees, which it will do for you the first time you swerve off the road thanks to its terrible handling, and it's actually slower than this other car that has all those things...
>But it goes vrrooooom when I press the pedal and I get a boner from this vroom that I don't get from the other vroooms, so this is definitely the best car in the year

ok

>>65029705
Theoretically not, but they had a huge audience and them saying "car gud" could influence the sales

>>65029703
>car smells leading to headaches

Those are exhaust fumes leaking up.

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horrible show for britshits go get cucked and watch some more garbage

'Evans was forced to make a hurried exit from an Audi R8 V10, which was being driven at the Mazda Raceway track in Monterey by co-star Sabine Schmitz, in order to be sick.'

I'd throw up too if that mess was driving.

>>65029741
Imagine the type of person who has the money to throw on the supercars they had on, and who's actually dumb enough to buy a car based on Clarkson's review. How could you not be disgusted if meeting them?

>>65029791
Not that i'm defending Evans by the way, he's a mess as well.

>>65029758
Not when I'm the only person with the headache.

Cars with AC are the worst and some air fresheners just make it worse.

Also the bus smell of dust, sweat and moisture. Even thinking about makes me uncomfortable.

>>65029821

I originally thought you meant Evans himself, guffawed.

>>65029813
I think they reviewed some more "regular" cars as well

>>65029791
>mfw it's actually a stunt in the show where one of them drives the car and tries to make the other one sick, and this is just some stupid marketing stunt

Kind of surprised they haven't already done that with Clarkson or Hammond trying to make captain slow sick. They were never in the same car, were they?

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>>65029418
toplel, the crew laugh at him

>BBC have already given him the contract without checking that he can fulfill the most basic role

Holy shit

>>65029791
What's wrong with Sabine Schmitz?

>>65029875
I'd actually watch that just to see Evans go through the same nausea I feel whenever he invades my tv screen. not a fan.

Nah, don't think they could stand being driven around by each other.

>>65030047
>whenever he invades my tv screen

TFI Friday
The One Show

If you're watching either of these you deserve everything you get

>>65029967
Just not a fan to be fair with you, I guess her charisma doesn't appeal to me. Might be unnecessary nostalgia.

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>>65029924


>aww poor diddums, need mummy to rub ya tummy? Wankah!

>Sure the Audi R8 is a triumph of German engineering, a precision instrument... excuse me...
>*vomits*
>...a precision instrument...
>*vomits*
>...*ahem*... a precision instrument and work of superior craftsmanship, beautifully put together and an absolute dream to drive, but...
>*pause*
>...but as magical...
>*vomit*
>...but as magical a machine as it is, it is a boy's toy. The Audi R8 is an immoral thing because it is an instrument of patriarchy. Anyone who drives...
>*pause*
>...anyone who drives an R8 is simply put, a rapist. Now over to Chingchong Nipnong who is reviewing the much better, Kenyan-built zero-emissions automobile. Chingchong:

>Thanks Chris. This is the Kenyan BK01. Yes I know what you're all thinking, it doesn't look very stylish, and it looks slow, like it will go from 0-100 in 10 minutes. And yes, technically it's a wooden bicycle. But me and my co-hosts believe this is the car of the future. And we want to prove it to you with a test lap from our special driver. Some say ix was aware of your privilege since ix was born.
>*audience laughs*
>Some say ix was born driving.
>*audience laughs*
>All we know is that ix called 'The Stig'.

>>65030077
Think of the time that fills up, in which superior non-Evans programming could be broadcast instead.

Top Gear died as soon as Clarkson was sacked tbqh

Their new show might be good though, they've got a significantly larger budget so that probably means more long adventure trips, hopefully

>>65029758
No I find that "car smell" sickening, it's on new shoes as well, and I can't stand it

>>65030151

90 minutes a week (rounded up)

>>65030210
The inevitable "is it faster to deliver amazon packages by using a supercar, a drone or the usual way" episode will be a corker for sure.

How will he be able to do his job if he gets sick and can't talk while driving?

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Something about Sabine Schmitz makes me hard as a rock.

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>replacing the three white men with a ginger manlet beta, a woman and a shitskin

lmao

BRAVO BBC!

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>>65029418

Does anyone know if Amazon Gear will feature the Stig?

>>65031210
it's gonna suck and fail massively

>>65031228

BBC owned, you're fucked son, they've got to make a new persona now.

>>65029875
I think the producers feared if the three of them sat in one car, two of them would try to kill the other for shits and giggles

Anyone else get in to Top Gear through #UniLad posts on facebook? Fuckin hilarious page you should all check it out.

>>65030277
>Clarkson has to deliver a dragon dildo

>>65031228
It'll feature the Stig's "not-licensed by the BBC cousin" the Stog

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>BBC have literally hired this Islamist mud for Top Gear to shill for diversity

why does the BBC hate white men so much brahs

>>65031210
>top gear has managed to turn itself into one of its lesser clones like Fifth Gear
Bravo BBC

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>it's a BBC exec in charge of putting together the new show realizes what a horrible mistake he's made and ponders suicide episode

>>65029541
no, you faggot

>>65031369
He looks like he's driving into a military base and he's about to flip the switch.

>>65029540
apparently the issue is that he has issues driving while simultaneously talking to the camera, which does make slightly more sense. still, it's pathetic.

>>65031317
>to Hammonds flat

>>65029418
Why did the BBC hire Cpt. America for their car show?

>>65031387

>it's a BBC exec realises he doesn't care about fucking shit up because the money keeps flowing anyway as their existence is secured by a cartel tax episode

>>65031528
>May has to deliver his package as part of the postal service
>gets lost

>>65031348
>Some say he infringes on BBC intellectual property laws
>All we know is he's called the Stog

>>65031563
>before he even leaves the sorting centre

>>65031693
>Oh cock

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>>65031369
>>65031462

>>65031563
>>65031317
>Hammond gets shipped in a package with "fragile" stickers on it to see whether they handle them gently

>>65031369

chris is an actually good techinical reviewer, no idea why'd he'd do this other then money

/tv/ is literally /sp/2.0

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>>65032169

>implying that's bad

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Why is he so rubbish?
(Like actually rubbish, not scripted for a laugh rubbish.)

He should just stick playing captain america

>>65029813
They did a lot of small hatchback reviews/pieces too.

>>65029791
Sabine is super cute, especially that episode she drives the van around nurburgring.

She was a lot younger then, though. Don't know what she looks like now.

>>65031348
Fuck, yes please, I really want them to try and get away with this.

>Don't put Suzi Perry on Top Gear
>Lose F1

I don't understand their thinking. She's literally perfect for it.

ginger twat

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>>65031630

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>this is the average british """male"""

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>>65033248
He's actually one of the more docile, human looking ones.

>>65029679
Watching something you despise and wasting your life telling everyone - that is deeply sad and makes you look like a massive cunt

Sabine Schmidt has a bigger cock than Chris Evans. Ladyboy!
Look out for giant hands. And the balls.

BBC 'flagship' programme.
Hires German woman with only passable level English to host it?
Not going to happen.
It hasn't happened anyway. She is just a guest.

>>65033903
Who else will they be able to trust with it? The ginger manlet who can't drive and talk at the same time?

>>65029541
Yes.

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Boicott this shit. I hope it drops hard. (kek.)

>65034190

They should just boot off Evans and get Harris to helm it. Seriously, dude got a fucking youtube car channel and BBC went straight to Evans?

>>65034190
It's already fucked. That's a fact.
Top Gear in all forms was mainly hosted by journalists and professional broadcasters.
Sabine is neither and English isn't even her first language.
She couldn't host a wanking contest. She's fine for the guest woman role once a series.

YouTube car channel

Literally fanfic level vanity project

>>65029924

HELP ME TONY

Hammond couldn't remember his own wife after he drove a sports car once.

>>65031870

Yeah, I'm pretty sure he has the access to cars based from his videos, good reviews, and a pretty strong fanbase.

Best guess is that this is for money or a shot for broadcast TV

>>65034751
>crashing headfirst into the ground at 300 miles an hour
>doing skids safely at 100
same thing, clearly

>>65031630
fuck that would be hilarious

>>65034190
if they wanted banter they should have gotten that scottish guy, the guy with OCD and bara o briain

The Stig was the nickname any new boy at the school Wilman and Clarkson attended together.
Using that without Wilman and Clarkson is fuckjgn crazy but at the same time the BBC have no choice as the Stig is literally a Top Gear trademark.
This is all hilarious.

>>65029418
>FINALLY WE CAN PUSH FOR OUR NEW PC TOP GEAR HUZZAH!

>ginger,woman,muslim? looks middle eastern

>cant drive
>production team know NOTHING about cars
>producers leaving
>insufferable evans cant even drive and talk

DEAD ON ARRIVAL

>>65031630

They should call it the Git.

>>65031210
is it confirmed that chris harris will be presenting top gear !?!?

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only reason to watch this show

Why in the world are they bothering to reboot Top Gear anyway?
There's absolutely no new audience to gain, the brand is tied to Clarkson, Hammond and May and that won't change in people's minds.
It will get shunned no matter what.
Why change the format when they already have several other motorsport shows already?
This reboot is obviously motivated by a personal vendetta, not a business decision at all.

>>65037540
correct

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>>65030107
This is fucking golden.

>>65031387
It's not like they had any choice. People are acting like Clarkson wouldn't have been fired for acting like such a massive cunt in literally any industry.

>>65037540
I think they were stupid enough to think Hammond and May would stay and they would get rid of Clarkson.
Reminder: Clarkson was not dismissed, they just didn't offer him a new contract.

People acting like Clarkson wasn't actually paid by the BBC to act like a comedy cunt on TV and that this act led to Top Gear being the most successful show internationally that the BBC ever made.
350million viewers worldwide.

>BBC has literally one of the best shows on the planet
>does everything in its power to destroy it

I dont get it

>>65037899
>punching a producer because you didn't get a hot dinner

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>>65031630
>>65031348
>not using the superior name

>>65029791
>'Evans was forced to make a hurried exit from an Audi R8 V10, which was being driven at the Mazda Raceway track in Monterey by co-star Sabine Schmitz, in order to be sick.'

HAHAHA WHAT A FAGGOT!!!!

>>65037955
Police verdict: after investigation there were no charges to be made. It was a heated argument.

Oisin then tries to start a civil case against Clarkson after having 6 months off work on full pay.
starts another civil law suit after Clarkson signed £40m deal.
the guy IS a LAZY IRISH CUNT

>>65032169
>/tv/ is literally /sp/2.0

Wait....I thought /tv/ was /pol/? Matter of fact, I thought /sp/ was /pol/? Hell, isn't this entire Mongolian parsley cutting board /pol/?

>>65038461
I'd gladly make a living off of getting slight facial injuries.

>>65038527
It's actually various flavors of /b/. Which is to say, racism and autism in a constant struggle for dominance, with various "interests" to be filtered through this perverse gaze.

>>65029602

>playing gameboy in car as kid
>sudden urge to throw it out the window

guy having argument cuts his lip slightly
refuses to take job on new Top Gear
tries to sue for 100 grand
LAZY IRISH CUNT DETECTED

>>65037540
>This reboot is obviously motivated by a personal vendetta, not a business decision at all.

It's a political agenda.

The faggots, non-threatening castrated submissive beta males, and feminists have infiltrated and corrupted the media over the past few decades, and now they're trying to push their pretentious view of the world on the rest of us.

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>>65029418
PLEASE tell me the gang are going to banter him for that and for not being able to drive while talking

>>65037955
>forming an opinion with no context or reliable facts

>>65038461

He sued both Clarkson and the BBC after the leave with pay and a guaranteed job.

Lazy irish cunt indeed.

>>65038838
a lawyer friend of mine says calling someone 'lazy Irish cunt' is unlikely to ever get to court

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>>65038790
I bet sabine humiliates him

>>65031630
Oh God please let this happen.

>>65038144
Just because the police didn't file charges doesn't mean he didn't punch the guy.

>>65038816
>implying exactly what i described didn't happen

I like Sabine, but I can't really see her being a popular presenter, especially with her accent. She also needs someone to banter with, Clarkson was the perfect foil, but I can't see that same partnership with Evans.

>>65039336
>believing that repeating speculation and conjecture will somehow make it true

>>65039603
>implying there's such a thing as objective reality

Finally got around to watching s22, took forever to show up online. Sad to see it go.

Why has there been no preview of what they are doing for Amazon yet? Haven't they been working on it since October or something?

>>65038978
sabine is literally the only decent host.

They should can the other two and try again. Probably the fuckers that do the magazine, at least they're into cars and technically in the brand already.

>>65040125
They didn't used to show previews for Top Gear until a few weeks before it would air so I can imagine they're doing the same. Or they could be waiting for the beeb to make their move first.

>>65040261
They don't even have a release date for Amazon yet though. At least they say that whatever the BBC thing is will be coming back in May.

There is almost no information about the Amazon thing other than they have 160 million pounds to make it with.

>>65040302
Oh and that it will be available world wide instead of just UK and US. But then you must still have to pay Amazon to watch it, right?

>>65040125
I vaguely remember Clarkson thanking Evans for letting slip the broadcast date for the new TG and said they will show a 'taster' around the same time (May). The show is due in September though.

>>65039336
horseshit
the police have no choice but to prosecute if there has been a verified crime committed
Do you think ANY police force in the country would have wanted the press saying they 'let Clarkson off'?
No chance in hell.

>>65040372
not unless Amazon sell it to TV stations to broadcast, which they can do no sweat

>>65040302

http://www.theweek.co.uk/jeremy-clarkson/62887/jeremy-clarksons-new-amazon-show-only-available-in-four-countries

Apparently this just came out today.
>comes out fall, maybe as late as november
>will be 4k
>£160 million to produce the whole thing
>3 series of 12 episodes each, once a week
>no ads
>filmed around the world so no set studio
>bants

mite be cool

>>65040661
A punch-up in the UK is not a criminal offence, just a civil one. There's little the police can do if the victim doesn't want to press charges.

Where are the HD versions of the last series? All I can find are SD ones.

>>65040708
>no set studio
Which means no test track, which is sad, but no star in a reasonably priced car, which is good.

>>65040743
so you are saying that no crime was committed?

>>65040820
They can still have a persistent test track with that kind of budget.

There is no reason they can't hire Dunsfold track that I can see, if they wanted to.

>>65029418
People still watch Top Gear?
What a bunch of plebs. Want a real car show? Go watch 5th gear or switch to the motors world tv channel

Fucking plebs

>>65040829
>no crime was committed
Of course not - He punched one of his superiors

Pretty sure that would get you fired from any job

>thought this was about the real chris evans
>its actually about some faggot brit no one cares about

>>65040829
No, I'm saying you are wrong when you say "the police have no choice but to prosecute", especially for such a minor crime.

>>65040907
so he punched someone but that is not a crime in the eyes of the law?

Sorry but you seem to be talking bollocks.

If assault took place then Clarkson would have been charged.

>>65040661
Police dont prosecute, stupid. Thats the job of the city or district attorney. Police make arrests.

>>65040853
>>They can still have a persistent test track with that kind of budget.
They can rent a famous professional racetrack like Silverstone and do all the racing there.

>>65040930
to be fair yank, no one here cares about him either. He is a cunt.

>>65040942
Then the police statement would read, the police could have charged him but let him off.

>>65041017
>Captain America is a cunt
YOU TAKE THAT BACK YOU MUPPET

>>65040978
OK now I know your a fucking idiot.
You;ve ceased to make sense so you are twisting the argument like a fucking cunt

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>>65041057

>>65030104
id smash

This is what you can expect from a Ferrari dick rider. His guest appearance on Top Gear years ago was ultimate cringe. Fuck that dork.

>>65037955
>working for 20 hours straight
>just want to eat a meal and get some sleep
>there's nothing there

I'd be pissed too

Clarkson h8ters can't stand the facts

>>65041069
he's right though.
Cops arrest
courts prosecute

>>65041137
I'd have called him a cunt too

>>65029771
The irony in this picture is astounding.

>>65029875
This.

>>65041137
He's jeremy clarkson. He could click his fingers and get a domino's pizza delivered to mongolia if he wanted.

>>65041017
>no one here cares about him either.

He has 3 million twitter followers. How many does the chris evans that hosts top gear have? Lets look...

>only 2 million

lol

>>65029875
Hammond and May did a race together in a porsche panamera against the british postal service.

>>65041240
I was on about the top gear one you dense cunt

>>65040969
>>65041019
I don't know where you live, but the law doesn't work that way in the UK, especially for minor crimes like disturbing the peace and drunken punch-ups. If the victim doesn't want to press charges, then there is little the police or Crown prosecution can do other than investigate and report it. The police have released statements that they have investigated the incident, twice, but as I said, they can't do anything other than investigate it if the victim does not want to pursue it further, which he doesn't. The Paddy was more interested in suing for money than seeing Clarkson get community service.

>>65040786
netflix

>>65041317
I swear I checked like a week ago and they didn't have it there. Neat.

The myth that an alleged victim can “drop the charges” probably stems from too many crime television shows where a plot twist occurs when the victim “drops the charges.” In Idaho the truth of the matter is it is not the “victim” that files the charges and it is not the “victim” that “drops the charges”.

A complaining witness can file a complaint with the the proper authorities, such as a police officer. The law enforcement agency then takes the complaint and files it with the prosecuting attorney’s office. The prosecuting attorney’s office then reviews the complaint and makes a determination whether to file charges, and what type of charges to file. It is the prosecuting attorney who then files the charges with the court. The court then makes an initial finding of probable cause, and then either issues a warrant for the defendant to be arrested, or a “summons” that orders the defendant to appear in court.

Since it is the prosecuting attorney who files the charges, the only person who can “drop the charges” is the prosecuting attorney. As you can imagine, if the prosecuting attorney already made a determination to file the charges, they are not frequently persuaded to then subsequently drop the charges, as alleged victims so frequently try to do.

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>>65030614
I'm helping.

The prosecuting attorney does have the discretion to file a motion to dismiss the case, and the judge will dismiss the case upon such motion, but it is not common for a prosecuting attorney to be persuaded to dismiss their case. Generally prosecuting attorneys will file a motion to dismiss a case when they subsequently become convinced that the evidence is unreliable, or that there is a fundamental failure in the case to prove the elements of the charge, or if there is a plea agreement that results in the defendant pleading guilty to some charges, and the prosecuting attorney dismissing the others.

On the other hand, when a complaining witness no longer wishes to pursue a case, the prosecuting attorney will often take this into consideration when deciding whether to take a case to trial, to plead it out, or straight out dismiss it. This is especially true when it doesn’t appear that the complaining witness is someone who needs to be protected, such as in a property crime case. If the property owner no longer desires that someone be prosecuted for trespass, then the prosecuting attorney may have no desire to continue to prosecute the defendant. On the other hand, if it is a domestic violence case for example, and it is the wife of the defendant that no longer wishes to press charges, then her desire for the defendant to be prosecuted may not be relevant to the prosecution’s will to prosecute. Although it may still be relevant to what time of plea agreement the prosecutor is willing to extend to the defendant.

Most cases, especially domestic violence cases, are not even the result of a complaint being filed by a victim. Quite frequently the alleged victim does not desire that charges be pressed in the first place, but the police file a complaint with the prosecuting attorney anyway. This is a perfectly legitimate means of starting a criminal prosecution. It is not required that a victim file a complaint for criminal charges to be pressed against a defendant

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>people are still trying to claim clarkson didn't punch anyone

>>65041511
He did punch him and was right to.

Jeremy Clarkson has been in the news a lot recently for punching his producer and, as a consequence, getting sacked from his role as presenter of Top Gear (a popular television show about cars apparently).

On 27th March 2015 it was announced that there would not be any criminal charges pursued against Mr Clarkson. This is, in the circumstances, probably pretty sensible (not always the hallmark of the CPS it has to be said) – where is the public interest in a prosecution?

But one thing needs to be addressed. The headline in the Guardian read “Top Gear producer Oisin Tymon will not press charges against Jeremy Clarkson”. This is a common misconception – that it is up to the complainant in a case as to whether there will be a prosecution.

Often, of course, it is straightforward. A person feels that they are the victim of a criminal act and report it to the police. The police then investigate and charge the suspect. Although this is common, it is important to remember that the police (and the CPS) are not the lawyers for the victim.

Firstly, the police have to make an investigation before the CPS decides whether someone should be charged. There is a specific test that has to be passed (set out in the Code for Crown Prosecutors) which requires both that there is sufficient evidence to ensure a realistic prospect of conviction and that there is a public interest in prosecuting.

If these aren’t met, then that is the end of it – no prosecution by the CPS (whether the CPS always apply this test, and apply it correctly, is a matter of some dispute). The complainant can start a private prosecution, but of course they will have to pay for it.

This cuts the other way though. Every case brought by the CPS will be called R v Jones. R stands for ‘Regina’, Latin for ‘Queen’. She actually isn’t involved of course, even the most ardent royalist would struggle to defend everything done in her name.

>>65041544
Not really. Clarkson is a petulant man child.

Anyway, this is to indicate that the prosecution is brought on behalf of the public, due to the harm done to the public. Sometimes this will be clear – possession of drugs, as an example, where there may be no actual victim.

But even where the allegation is an assault, although we speak of the ‘victim’ as the person who got punched, the perpetrator is actually being prosecuted and punished for the damage done to society as a whole. Many victims don’t understand this and see the prosecutor at court as ‘their lawyer’, but this isn’t right.

One consequence is that it is not up to the victim whether or not a case proceeds. Although the wishes of the victim will be taken in to account, the CPS will frequently ignore the wishes of the victim that the case is dropped.

Although this seems wrong, it does make sense when you think about it. As an example, there are often pressures put on a victim to ‘drop’ a case and if they had complete control over whether a case proceeded, this would increase.

For this reason, victims who are reluctant to attend court can and are arrested to ensure that they give evidence. Although it does raise issues over the autonomy of victims, it can be seen why this is necessary.

So, the Guardian is not right to say that the case was not proceeded with because Mr Tymon did not wish it to do so. The fact that he did not is something that would have been taken into account, but would not be determinative.

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>>65030104
>qt brit slags will never laugh at you for being a soft cunt

>>65029418
I HATE that Jeremy Clarkson thrusted coffee at that guy. That is bitchy DIVA shit. He should always have to think about why he lost a gig for being a fag like that.

But! You guys are right, BBC is retarded. And it's really too bad.

>>65041590
Petulant manchildren can get it right occasionally.

>>65030614
this

>>65029813
but you only buy a supercar for the feeling you get when it goes VROOOM, which is worth a lot of money to some people. They're not for getting from A to B in the most practical manner.


When it comes to normal cars, they're all reasonably similar in that you get wheels, seats and controls. Some have slightly comfier seats, others have more luggage space, others have better infotainment, but none of those things would be a dealbreaker to me, while I'd be very reluctant to buy a totally joyless car.

>>65041597
>BBC is retarded.
What could they do though. Jezza's actions and admission pretty much made the decision for them. There's only so much shit they can defend and overlook. Smacking someone is the final straw and the actions of a man who thinks the rules do not apply to him, probably due to avoiding any consequences for his actions for so long.

>>65041674
He didn't though. Move on.

Jezza has never 'admitted' punching that Irish cunt
He says he never punched him at all

>>65041736
Your mind tricks won't work on me.

>>65041711
oh so he smacked him, i forgot what the action was.

but yeah man it's a strange situation. I guess they're not retarded.

>>65041454
If the victim doesn't want to testify the charges are effectively dropped even if technically they should keep going. If the victim doesn't agree to turn up in court there's not much of a case to answer.

Unless it's murder, obvs.

>>65041597
>But! You guys are right, BBC is retarded. And it's really too bad.
Nah, he assaulted his boss on top of all his other shit. You can't let that shit fly otherwise he would have had the BBC's balls in a vice till the end of time. It fucking sucks that it happened but they had to stand up for themselves.

What other 'actions' was he allegedly guilty of?

Some jokes about other countries?

One joke about a slope which almost no-one got until it was pointed out to them?

>>65042052
There was also the in one tank from berlin to warsaw thing and the bts nigger rhyme and probably quite a few more.

>>65029418
So much for the superhuman proje-
>chris evans from top gear
HAHAHAHAH
GET BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

>>65042052
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeremy_Clarkson#Controversy

No mater how trivial you personally find them, the society we live in will complain, and as a publicly-funded broadcaster, the BBC has a duty to acknowledge and respond. They've stood by him for years and defended his behaviour. He then went and essentially challenged them to sack him, which they had no choice but to.

>>65037952
BBC IS TURNING TO SHIT. bbc 4 is still pretty good though, with all those docs running on it.

>>65042210
>turning
Its 2005 again?

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>>65031630
>Some say he infringes on BBC intellectual property laws
>All we know is he's called the Stog

Brilliant

literally people complaining about the things and ironic humour that made it popular around the world

the same cunts probably complain about every other programme on tv

>>65042374
>the same cunts probably complain about every other programme on tv
They do. Ever watched Points of View? Faggots complaining about two weeks of tennis on the BBC. Faggots complaining about bright lights in news studios. Faggots complaining that female TV hosts are showing too much chest.

>>65042238
hey, atleast 2005 had robot wars and simpsons back when they were good.

>>65042475
I stand corrected but the signs were there on the horizon.

>>65042509
indeed they were.

>>65029418
>NOT Top Gear with Clarkson, Hammond and May is an Amazon Prime exclusive

Fucking dead on arrival.

>>65037952
>>does everything in its power to destroy it
Not really
Clarkson has done a lot of shit that would get normal people fired, but he's given immense leeway due to him being respectable and fan attracting. They just went full panic mode with the fight, then went into DEFCON mode when Hammond and May left with him to amazon, and now on suicide watch when others don't want to touch the project.

Just fuckup after fuckup.

>>65042919
3 seasons already paid for buddy, 3 years of content before it's dead.

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>>65042919
>not owning prime just because of the shipping benefits

>>65042977
That's good at least, but holy fuck what were they thinking?

Who in their right mind is gonna pay 70 quid a year to watch Top Gear?

>>65029418
AHAHAHAHA

ITS OVER BBC LIBKUCKS ARE FINISHED

CLARKSON BANTZING HIS WAY TO THE BANK AS THE UNITED CALIPHATE OF BRITKUCKISTAN GOES UNDER

AND ON THAT BOMBSHELL

B B C
B
C

B T F O
T
F
O

>>65043055
Amazon prime is a lot more than top gear.

It's worth 70 quid a year desu.

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>>65043087
what

>>65043038
Amazon is shit unless you're rich as fuck and buy tons of blurays, games and technology all the time. ebay is much better for used goods.

>You get to see actual pictures of the exact item you're buying
>Before you even click anything they tell you what postage will cost and where they ship to
>You get to see if the seller is someone trustworthy and hear from previous customers

It's just such a better site for buying stuff on, Amazon gets better deals on new stuff but for used goods ebay is king and there's fuck all reason to get Amazon Prime unless you buy tons of new shit all the time.

>>65043055
>70 quid a year to watch Top Gear
Dude Topgear fucking BLEW UP crazy on streaming websites. So much so on netflix (which is ~$96 a year) that Hulu bought the rights to stream it.
Anyone who's into topgear will have get it and streamfags will probably already have prime to begin with since netflix + prime is still cheaper than cable (not sure about you bongs though)

>>65029418
>read link saying Chris Evans
>think oh no not capt. america
>it's some fag with the same name

shit news

>>65042052
He made a joke during an episode about a lorry driver killing hookers back when there was an actual lorry driver killing hookers and it was all over the news.

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>>65043182
>buying used from nobodies on amazon
i agree but literally nobody does this

>>65043327
Well 90% of what I buy is used so I just use ebay. No point in getting Amazon Prime when I buy like 2 or 3 things a year off them.

>>65029602
> play gameboy while traveling as a kid
> constant shouting match with parents because fuck you, i wanna listen to that sweet Tetris music

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>Evans already crashed a Jaguar and now this

It sure is awesome if the state forces the people to pay for your show, no matter how shit it is.

>>65043055
>Who in their right mind is gonna pay 70 quid a year to watch Top Gear?

Amazon Prime is pretty good to be quite honest with you. It isn't just streaming shows.

>>65043707
>TV licence man comes round
>Don't answer the door
>He sends letters
>Throw them in the bin without opening them
>Never paid for a tv licence in my life

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>>65043901
>get harrassed by your own gubment
>HAH I REALLY SHOWED THEM
you lads are hilarious

>>65043292
so what? It's a joke. I literally don't give a fuck

>>65043901
WELL YOU CANT DODGE THE PENIS INSPECTOR M8

ITS REQUIRED IF YOU WANT UR DOLEBUX

>>65044013
I know and it was funny but it was extra funny because of the fact it was in the news and the audience were visibly pulling at their shirt collars.

AYY CARS LMAO

>>65043707
The TV license is an idiot tax desu. They can't force you to pay it, they've got no power.

>>65044143
BUT THEY TOLD ME THEY HAD POWER

>>65044272
Close the door on them, they can't stop you.

>>65044272
>Tv man says he'll call the police
>Call his bluff
>He walks back to his van and drives off

Even if they do call the police they never turn up, the police hate the tv licence men as much as the rest of us.

>>65041511
Whats so wrong about punching someone? He is a dude, have you never punched anyone in your life, even some cunt who didnt deserve it?

If the other dude was an actual man, he would have punched jeremy back, not cry and hide like a little bitch and then tell on him with his mothers husband

>>65041191
well the guy answering his click messed up and there was no food

same ignorant little cunts turning a thread into TV license shit

>>65043711
Took them long enough. Fuck I want to forget that special they had back in the summer.

>>65044434
>If the other dude was an actual man, he would have punched jeremy back, not cry and hide like a little bitch and then tell on him with his mothers husband

The other dude didn't tell. He went to the hospital to get checked out and in the meantime everyone who saw it happen went around gossiping. Clarkson was drunk and so was the other guy and they had a punch up, the guy who got hit didn't cause the sackings the BBC was just looking for an excuse.

>>65044541
What?

>>65044434
>have you never punched anyone in your life
Not a work mate. Shit gets you sacked, and I have dragon dildos to buy.

>>65044323
>>65044323
>Close the door on them, they can't stop you.
lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwZxl-Xeafs

>>65044822
They had no legal right to enter the house, the dude was an idiot and fell for their lies.

They can't do shit unless you let them.

>>65044926
>had a warrant
>police were escorting them
Dude just look up "tv license police" on youtube and its full of this shit

>>65040829
>so you are saying that no crime was committed?
No. No crime was vomitted.

They can only acquire a warrant from the courts and they need sufficient proof that illegal activity is taking place for one to be issued.

>>65044981
Those aren't real officers and the warrant isn't signed, the general public doesn't know the difference and so falls for this stuff.

I had a mate who was a TV license knob for 2 years.

>>65031210
the shitskin is literally the best auto journalist on the planet though

>>65029418
>mfw normies cant handle a trackday
FAGS

>>65040906
>Want a real car show?
No, I want something entertaining.

>>65029705

Their reviews are shit.

The drive cars I will never get my hands on. Their reviews of average joe price cars are mostly jokes. information about how the ride feels and handles can be questionable, because that has an element of personal taste, but if it's horrible to drive they are generally blunt about it. They at least point out common flaws and fuck ups with some models. There's a fair amount of 'hybrids/electric is a joke and bad', they don't touch 4WD/off road + modification much, they don't really talk about modifications at all really.

In the end it's just 3 idiots having fun with ever escalating shenanigans and cars as a the vehicle to the fun. Sometimes I wish they did away witht eh car reviewing pretext and just gave them loads of cash to do stupid shit for 12 episodes a year + a special where they travel the world. The cameramen doing all that shit was great.

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>>65045757
>tfw no Top Gear/Moaning of Life crossover show