CRITICS CHOICE AWARDS

>>65011113
TJ Miller hosting? I don't see why not.

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>>65011113
Last thread 404d for some reason

>>65011143
Maybe because it's a fucking award show? I bet you watch talk shows too.

>>65011113
lol no

>>65011176
I like to see my favorite celebrities sometimes bro.

stream?

>>65011176
you are so hostile, brother!

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Also this is secretly a "you know what" thread. Carry on

why do you faggots watch award shows? are you 40 year old housewives? or do you just enjoy slurping up the steaming piles of shit that the kikes in hollywood shovel at you?

are there any A-list celebrities here, or is this only for C and D list celebrities?

i just saw them interview josh peck so i guess that answers my question.

>>65011176
Not daytime talk shows.

>>65011270
>STOP WATCHING THING

who the fuck is Constance Zimmer?

>>65011346
Dana Gordon

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>tj miller hosting

are they pumping in crowd noise for this awful skit? really?

that was so cringe

>>65011287
>are there any A-list celebrities here

Of course, Amy Schumer is there bro. How embarrassed are you right now

>Shatner
What's this nonsense?

why is he screaming like Andrew W.K.?

so is he going to just scream for the next 2 hours?

>shitty EDM
damn.

altough those title screens flashing really fast made me feel like i've wasted a chunk of my life.

>shaming Mel Gibson
noooooooo TJ noooooo I liked you.

This is so awkward, it's great.

this is legitimately a career killer.

this is so fucking embarassing

DUDE SMOKE WEED AND HOST THE CRITICS' CHOICE AWARDS LMAO

This is cringeworthy.

lol he's so sweaty

Goddamit tv, make it stop

>celebrity looks dumbfounded at what they're watching
>camera pans to celebrity
>celebrity realizes the camera is on them and starts pretend laughing

>BTFO by Anthony Anderson

JUST

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>>65011287
there are some B-listers too

DUDE OSCARS SO WHITE LMAO

Wait, Luther h ad a new season?!

HOLY SHIT MORE LIKE PATRICIAN CHOICE

We did it Fargo bros we finally made it!

>>65011767
le butchered boob job girl

F A R G O

FARGOOOOOOOO

>>65011767
nice

lance still looks awful

>>65011831
FUCKING FINALLY

Why did she ruin her tits??

Does anybody actually watch this award show?

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>Hayden in dat dress

Let's get back to TJ Miller!

-- literally no one

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>>65011767
Those are bigger than B's

the winners don't even know about this show

why tf is Friends nominated? just because its on Netflix now it can win ANOTHER award??

>>65012109
What was that category? Seeing Friends in there threw me off big time.

Is this guy perpetually out of breath?

>>65012143
Best show to binge watch.

lmao

amy is just like us

>>65012143
Most binge-worthy show, I believe.

D A N O

>>65012226
>milkshake

>>65012208
>>65012217
Then Friends is going to win hands down.

Also, ROCKY.

had no idea this was even on today. lol did anybody even show up?

>>65012274
ALL THE STARS ARE HERE

>>65012274
Christian Bale is there. I guess he's trying to save face after walking away from Mann.

>before i get in trouble

good goy

His face looks so goofy when he smiles

We reddit now

DUDE MEME ACTOR LMAO

>>65012338
Was Cranston trying to do a Lynch impression?

>>65012274
I actually see a lot of stars there. Maybe this awards show is patrician.

Bale looks like he's dying
Are they making a Machinist sequel?

ROON ROON!

Uhhh

Rooney mare-ruh?

I thought it was mah-ruh.

anybody got a stream link?

>>65012376
It's pretty patrician. It's not just a bunch of actors patting each other on the back. It's actual critics choosing the winners.

ALICIA

>getting emotional over a critic's choice award

>>65012407
http://www.slashfilm.com/christian-bale-leaving-enzo-ferrari-due-to-weight-gain-concerns/

>that subtle piano playoff

PATRICIAN

>>65012431

I thought it was mah-ruh as well.

>pushing a summer blockbuster
What makes it different than your normal Transformers movie?

>Classic Dano getting cucked

Would never happen. Fuck this commercial.

>>65012510
Mareuh makes it sound like she's a horse. I'm pretty sure I've heard it mah-ruh before from other awards.

fucking BBT beat You're The Worst? literally kill me

ANDRE BROWER YOU SUCK SHOW UP TO THE AWARDS

based captain holt not even bothering to show up

>>65012813
What did you expect? BBT has way more exposure than any of the other shows.

This is why Sheldon will fucking win Best actor in a comedy.

>>65012872
but dont critics love YTW and detest BBT?? like most people with an average amount of chromosomes

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Kek this shit show is such a trainwreck.
c-listers wanting screen time and young/rising stars who don't know better.

embarrassing desu

>>65012872
he's not nominated is he?

>>65012938
This is the first time I've heard of YTW so I can't tell you.
>>65012966
Don't be a bit surprised if he is. Be even less surprised if he wins.

is this supposed to be funny?

>>65012813
You're the Worst's 2nd season was a bit of a letdown, first season was a lot stronger.

STREAM? Help a brotha out.

>>65013010
it's funnier than 4chan

hnnggg is liv tyler pregnant?

>sci-fi/horror
>mad max

WHERE'S BASED OSCAR ISAAC?

>>65013064
filming Star wars stuff

>>65013064
getting BLACKED hopefully

>>65013064
Doing important things

wait is this the guy from boy meets world?

I forgot Mr. Holmes existed. Is it good?

>these many black people

So, the SJW Awards I take it.

BLACKS GETTING BTFO

tremblay

WOAH

based kid

>>65013185
>the white kid wins

Ok, I had it coming.

>dude he's a cute little kid lmao

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niggers BTFO

Mad nigger lmao

Someone get a screenshot of that mad black kid.

>>65013185
WE WUZ CRITICS N SHET

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Awww that was cute

kids gonna hit some mad pussy after the show

>>65013240
What's next for his career?

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>Dredd shoutout
Nice

Who could Alicia Vikander play in a hypothetical sequel?

>All those awards for Mad Max
It's LOTR all over again...except you know, without winning Best Picture.

>>65013309
she's fucking ugly

MAD MAX FUCKING SWEEPS

>>65013309
>Mad Max winning everything

>>65013345
Except best sci-fi horror.

>>65013183
Kind of slow, but it's pretty good. Ian Mckellen did a good job.

>>65011767
More like DD listers amiright reddit?
Where mah upvote button at?

>>65013302
DUI

So, Mad Max is winning because FEMINISM, right?

No one here liked that shitfest

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>>65013240
is that the king of /tv/ himself?

>>65013360
>Implying the guitarman wasn't spooky

>>65013410
Yes

>this 'humor'
well, its not easy being the golden globes

>>65013410
king of imd/v/**

>>65013404
george miller consulted one womens rights activist on advice for the women

/pol/ shits their pants

DUDE SO PROGRESSIVE LMAO

THE WHITE MAN WINS AGAING

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>>65013463
sure is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKWJmrVAJms

>>65013503
the white CIS man wins again
don't forget CCCCCIIIISSSSS

>>65013309
Is that the one that's autistic?

>>65013554
I hope so

HIGH TEST BLOOM

>tons of minorities
>the cis whites wins every time

I like it.

MOMMY MOMMY

somebody link to a stream please

>those breasts
I love it.

>>65013653
Here.
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/a-amp-e-live-stream

Autistis Rooney smile

Where did the cringe comedian go?

/g/ wins!

Lel remember when people pushed Christian Slater as the next Nicholson?

Constance Zimmer is so fucking hot

how does Christian Slater keep winning?!

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>come to /tv/ for EPIC awards thread
>like 10 people watching

Who the fuck is this guy?

This kike ruined comedy forever.

>>65014056
Yeah, its fucking weird man.
I started watching half an hour late, came to /tv/ thinking we were already like in thread 4
This board has changed

fuck off apatow, you worthless kike

>>65014056
It's a third rate award show what were you expecting?

Who's this guy? The Critic's president or something?

>>65014126
Not really. This is irrelevant, so there's nobody around. The big game is GG and Oscars. You're new and trying to guess what's /tv/ usual behavior.

What a cuck

>>65014056
it's on a channel most people don't even know exist

Judd Apatow is a fucking dickhead.

>>65014161
>>65014107
really?
judd apatow director of tranwreck

also, duck that fat cow, this is embarrassing

>>65014126
The bfca are worthless. Just look at Apatow embarrassing himself right now lol

>First the host is a fucktard
>now this guy is shilling an actress no one has heard of
Is this the worst awards show ever?

>>65014198
2 years ago, this and people's choice were a meme factory
we watched them for the laughs, now, not even

is amy schumer getting an honorary segment for fucking TRAIN WRECK?

>>65014198
I want new /tv/ to leave, 5 years ago we'd be memeing up these awards too you imposter

Why is this person get her dick sucked so hard?

>>65014056
critics choice awards is the MTV movie awards for patricians.

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>>65014261
Have no idea why they've been pushing her so much recently

>>65014261
The fact that she has a Vagina is enough to get her an award or two.

>tfw watching Critics Choice commit sudoku with this whole segment

what is this award for? what the fuck is this?

>>65014321
I literally had never heard of her before Trainwreck.

>>65014363
LITERALLY shilling

>>65014363
she's a brave plus-sized feminist actress

How many jews are in this location?

I love watching comedians bomb then awkwardly try and recover. Nothing is more satisfying.

Amy Schumer is shit.

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>>65011176

No, I'm not your mother, ramming her box with the remote while squealing over Ellen visiting some matronly upper-armed Elementary School Teacher's 5th grade class.

>She's giving them all iPads! SQUEEEEEEE!!

HOLY SHIT SHUT UP AND GET OFF THE STAGE

>>6501436
cuz DUDE DILDOS LMAO

>>65011244

...Bowie?

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Who's that thick girl talking?

Would love to fug when bored.

>lady gaga not even nominated

So was her globe a farce?

peggy!!

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OUR GIRL

More crackas winning, no wonder the brothers get so mad at this academy shit.

Based.

>>65014658
Of course.
That was actually for her plastic surgeon.

I can't look at Shiri Appleby without thinking of that pictures of her with cum all over her tits

Considering it's the critics' choice, could this ceremony be considered more patrician than the Oscars?

whoopee!

I don't see how Survivor and Amazing Race are still going.

>Not Face Off
Fuck you critics

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>The Voice
>better than Chopper or Face Off

pleb critics

>>65014724
kek, not when you consider people like Lights Camera Jackson are 'critics'

Shatner just wants to go home.

>>65014708
I cannot stop thinking of all the girls who've had cocks in their mouths.

I really wish I could stop it

Why does Harrison Ford keeps talking about his mic?

Also, CURRENT YEAR won!

who should i tweet a drink?

>>65014776
>Look at my mom and realized she got fucked a bunch of times by my dad
Can't respect her anymore t b h

>all commercials are targeted to baby boomers
Are these the only people left who have cable?

>>65014776

The VAST majority of adult women have had a cock in their mouth at some point. And the number of men who have eaten pussy is just about equal to that number.

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Holy shit, how did that dude from mythbusters score such a hot wife?

>>65011767
HIGH TEST?

>>65011113
>TJ Miller
>literal cancer

Why do they do this?

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TJ miller is so fucking cringeworthy in this

dat fucking bryce

He looks and sounds exactly like his father 30 years ago

>>65014974
I don't think he's too bad

>>65014949
His wife is the fat, bespectacled, ugly one.

>bryce dallas howard
>being THIS flat
lol

WITNESS ME

>>65014949

I believe his wife is the one wearing the glasses, m8. However, no judgment if you find her hot. She's not my type but...

>>65014949
His wife is the fat beast wearing glasses.

>>65014949
>intelligent
>rich
gee, you tell me.

I'm sorry, but I'm tapping out, fuck this cringe comedy.

Not meme worthy.

>>65014998
oh
Poor guy

>male dominated genre
BRAVO CRITKEKS

GEORGE MILLLLLLLLLLEEERRRRRR

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SLUTS

>>65014945
I know that you cuck.

I can't stop it man.

>award winners don't even show up to this shitty show

why the fuck is matt damon there? he's way above this.

>>65014949
>That hair
JUST
U
S
T

JJJ
JJ
JJJJ

>>65014997
That last joke was barely laughable, and now that I know that he was in Yogi Bear, I want to know who fucking invited this hack to host an awards show?

>>65014949

>Raychel

Does every asshole have to be a special snowflake?

>>65014708
wait what? When where why don't I have this folder already?

>>65015071
Pff, I would've been in yogi bear why not?

>>65015060
Maybe he's bored and just wants to go hang out and drink with celebs

>>65015060
It's fun.

A lot of Celebs like going to award shows where they can hang out and relax.

>>65014949
Adam Savage is fucking awesome. He could do much better than her tbqh

>>65015071

It's because he's on Silicon Valley, a funny show where he is marginally so.

>craig ferguson has a show on the history channel now

JUST

>>65015145
>can hang out and relax.

Read: drink and schmooze/get RIDICULOUS gift baskets/go to after parties

No judgment. I'd do the same fucking thing. Probably a blast.

>amy schumer lifetime achievement
>capeshit awards as genius
This is the memest award show I've ever seen.

What was that movie with the paper knight looking guy

ilm did there will be blood?

interesting.

>>65015247
>capeshit award
It's an award for visual effects, you fucking memer.

This is essentially just an advertisement for Amy Schumer and Star Wars

WE'RE MEMING BROS

Lance won. Fuck yeah.

>Horseman won
Is it actually good?

I am still wondering how the Critics of all people picked Inside Out as the best animated feature over Anomalisa.

>>65013238
kid was fucking good tho

>>65015445
that pixar money

>>65015491
Which means Disney

Tina Fey is such a milf.

>>65015518
Yup, see if we invite you to our next screening after you just gave it a negative review

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>miss piggy again

delete amy schumer from this world

JLAW BTFO

By another meme actress, but I'll take what I can get.

she's so brave

le bitch, casual sex and menstruation speech incoming

>>65015562
Which includes not giving it every award it is up for I am assuming.

if a white straight man gave this acceptance speech you faggots would be creaming your pants

>>65015569
damn, how'd she manage to pack on 15 pounds since the golden globes? She's starting to look like a taller Melissa McCarthy.

>Maybe if I ramble on and on they might think I'm funny

woa what was that kiss

Based Bale

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LOL SELF DEPRECIATION LE LESBIAN JOKE LOL U ALL SUCK K BYE PS MY VAGINA

fuck this bitch

LE DUBSMAN WINS

Where is the award for Christian Bale's glass eye?

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>>65015643
found the tumblrina

dubsguy won
check them

Just making out with bale?

jealous.

I didn't know Big Short was a comedy. Is it as funny as the Martian?

Dubs and Bale is in this thread right now

what's with EVERY celebrity turning gay after a couple of drinks? weakass faggots

bale went from playing the most famous capeshit hero on the planet to attending awards at the critic's choice awards

J U S T

POO

What does Aziz know about massive erections? He's a 5' tall asian.

inb4 trainwreck wins again

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>Bale got PAID to do this

MEMES WIN AGAIN

There were really no good comedies this year apparantly.

HAHAHAHA MORTAGES LMAO

>>65015818
The guy who plays Vinnie was the best actor in The Big Short and I haven't heard him mentioned once in any of these awards.

based josh peck

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>>65015853
>tfw in 2010 family lost home they signed on for in 2005

Seriously fuck this "comedian"

Was ... that... intentional?

Now i feel just sorry for the guy.

The golden age of television is over! It ended with Mad Men. This is the age of mediocre television. Stop spreading this golden age bullshit.

Based Josh

I wonder if Drake is watching from his homeless shelter.

>>65016064
He's watching it from jail after his DUI.

Why did Carrie Coon kiss her dad on the mouth?

>>65016053
So Mad Men was the only show worthwhile, okay.

>>65016092
because her dad is a qt

why is everyone kissing everyone?did i miss a memo is this normal now

Nigerians have officially been swept.

>>65016101
Not only one, the last one to end.
Learn to read, fuckwit.

>>65016114
it's these damned hispanics.

>Sir-sha Row-nin

>>65016101
It was the only show in 2015 that could be considered part of the "Golden Age."

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>>65016064
I always find a way

>not Friends
Fuck this awards show.

Brie larson is working on the new king kong movie right now

I hope Tumblr SJWs get mad at Amy Schumer for making that nignog carry her shoes

>>65016240
What? Another one? Why?

>>65015445
They're either bought out by Disney, or they are doing the usual Critic Choice thing of voting based on what they think will win the Oscar vs. what deserves to win.

>>65016193
POE TAY TOE

is anyone from the revenant there?

RAH-ME MAY-LICK

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>>65015445
Critics loved Bing Bong!

>>65016354
WHOS YOUR FRIEND WHO WANTS TO PLAY

lizard looking motherfucker

LE HAX0R 5K1LL5 AM I RIGHT?

who did this guy lose to at the golden globes?

Holy fuck Kate looks good

will the dicaprio oscar meme end this year /tv/?

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>>65016431
Based Jon Hamm

>>65016431
He didn't. Leo is currently 2-0 in Best Actor category.

>>65016470
seriously? didn't that shitty overrated show end like 3 years ago?

jesus christ. why is mad men still being nominated for stuff?

>>65016513
It ended in May 2015, and no, you can overrate the greatest show of the last decade.

>>65016354
So the critics are womanly plebs, what a shocker. Everyone I was with was laughing their ass off when the annoying character died.

The knick should win

Domo arigatou mister roboto.

none of these shows are better than GoT. why am i supposed to take this seriously?

>>65016636
It should have, but it didn't. The bad cover of Fight Club won instead.

>>65015445
Because Anomalisa is another nihilistic and narcissistic turd shat out by the Jewish high-rabbi of examining the apparent pointlessness of the human condition, while Inside Out is an inspiring and tender look at the universal experience of the highs and lows of growing up.

>>65016676
>liking GoT
Please, that shit is the WORST show on Tv and one of the worst shows in the history of television.

Best Comedy Series goes to Master of None as in, that's how many times I laughed watching that show.

YTW was robbed.

>both BBT and Modern Family got shunned
Now this is something I can get behind.

>master of none

that shit was terrible though. the actors were fucking awful.

Nathan for you robbed again

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>>65016723
HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>le straight white men!

Straight White Guys btfo

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Did he just call out straight white males?

whos gonna win best picture?i'm going for mad max tbqh

>>65016713
So in other words
>It was too sad and I like happiness.

>>65016815
STAR WARS

>>65016825
If I wanted to watch the existential moanings of a sociopath, I'd watch any other Kaufman films.

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fuck straight white guys you've had it good for too long

>>65016815
Le Revenant.

NEW BREAD

>>65016899
>>65016899
>>65016899
>>65016899
>>65016899
>>65016899

>>65016906
with one award left?

>>65016906
Dude, the show is almost over.

>>65016906
It is about over, so it is pointless.

what

lol Spotlight.

It will win best pic at the oscars I bet

The Academy awards are going to be hard to predict this year.

what to heck

no wonder literally no one from revenant showed up to the show.

>>65017002
>>65016995
Let's see who wins DGA.

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>critics trying to fling more shit at the already dying religion of Christianity

Revenant is still going to win at the Oscars. The fact that SW:TFA was nominated shows these awards mean nothing.

Wow this show went on time.

Matt damon was just like "well this was a fucking joke"

Well that was awful.

welp this was one big waste of time

>>65017046
When's the last time a director won back to back years?

I have no idea why they thought it was a good idea to combine tv and film this year. Fucking stupid. Also the "comedian" was horrible.

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>you may only respond to this post if you spent your sunday night watching 3+ hours of this filth

>>65017013
Yeah, they're promoting the movie in Europe.

>>65017084
>>65017085
Because you had so many better things to do, right?

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>>65017133

>>65017046
TFA is a very well-made film for what it is.

>>65017106
1950
Joseph L. Mankiewicz

>>65017152
I would pay good money to watch her dominate him

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>>65017156
>Joseph L. Mankiewicz
The Ghost and Mrs. Muir was on TCM this evening. Must be a sign.

>>65017154
I agree, but SW was like Mad Max - a cinematic blockbuster. Considering it for something like Best Picture is like nominating Terminator.

>>65017507
>implying Terminator wouldn't have been a better best pic than Amadeus.

Anon, please.

>>65017507
Raiders of the Lost Ark, Jaws, the first Star Wars were all nominated for Best Picture at the Oscars