Will they expand this in the next movie?
Well that didn't take long.
>His black outfits always looked kinda retarded to me
What, why? They're objectively his best outfits.
>I wonder how long until this becomes a Lukelust thread
Fuck it, let's do this.
Luke is the purest being in the universe.
If you're gonna experiment around in the EU, just make your own fuckign mary sue character and set it hundreds of years before the OT and fuck off. Don't taint Luke.
I personally find it hilarious that Luke looks most like Anikan in the super camp Han Solo outfit + fluffy perm photoshoot.
But the black was meant to be symbolic and full of pottery, it's supposed to be dramatic.
>mfw people say Anakin and Luke look nothing like each other
One thing's for certain, the Skywalkers men must have defective blood in their veins since by due time EACH AND EVERYONE of them will risk to turn to the dark side.
It's like the Simpson's gene.
>just make your own fuckign mary sue character
Isn't that basically what they did by making several clones of him?
Anybody who knows shit about the EU able to explain to me how Luke even has clones?
no way. for all intents and purposes hes the same type of jedi as the old order and is trying to revive it
thats why the force self balanced and brought about the rule of snoke and kylo ren >thats not how the force works it does now you eu fuckbaby
>That said, Anakin is better looking than Luke.
ROTJ Luke maybe but prime Luke > Anikan every time
>That said, Anakin is better looking than Luke
If you like boring angry looking assholes, maybe. He's so painfully generic.
Your dad confirmed for wishful thinking
>That said, Anakin is better looking than Luke.
They're not comparable. Anakin has a more hardened, sharp, masculine appeal, Luke has a softer, big eyes, feminine thing going on. It depends entirely on one's preference in men.
Guys, stop feeding the jelly Anakinfag, post more Luke.
At least post the superior prequel boy if you're gonna try to match up to Hamill.
Anakin in ROTS is literally a 20 something dark and edgy looking twink with model looks. Luke has a soft, undefined slightly awkward looking face that is I guess, some could say kind of cute because of the baby fat, but that's it. In ANH, before the accident, he looked like Kermit the frog.
I love being right, how do you like being in denial?
They think Anakin is better than Obi.
Truly the worst taste I've ever seen.
You slaging the scottish ya wee fucking cunt by comparing Obi Wan to that bender?
Maybe. Obi-wan and Yoda never really say much about light side in their teaching of him. Just generic using the force as a meditative/suggestive thing and Obi-Wan talking about how Vader was "seduced by the Dark Side." I don't remember either side really being emphasized in the original trilogy other than them just showing Vader being an asshole which is shown to provide contrast to how he uses the Force.
He's pretty middle of the road.
>before the accident, he looked like Kermit the frog
Brother you gotta get your damn eyes checked. ANH Luke is clearly a puppy
Negativity is only allowed in the form of beat up Luke
He doesn't look anything like the ugly Topher Grace.
Anakin was a whiny shitty character written by George, but Hayden Christensen was hot as the character.
I'm a grill.
<<Luke in ANH looked like kermit the frog. Not very attractive. After the accident he looked a bit better, and was kind of attractive in ESB.
>not liking twenty-somethings with cute youthful faces
>I'm a grill.
Found the problem. Luke has very girlish appeal in ANH.
Just go already, Padme, nobody wants you here.
Which one would you choose? Sugardaddy Mark or twink shota Mark?
A lot of Luke/Mark's appeal is just the fact that he's just a nice person in general. ANH Luke is whiny but still has that cute naivety going for him.
Sure you aren't, I believe you.
Don't feed the troll, lukebro.
Platonically and with my dick multiple times
Come on now, Disney paid a great surgeon and dietitian to UNJUST the fuck out of him
>tfw no polyamorous threesome ending
George is a hack.
>tfw you will never feed off on Fisher's and Ford's lifeforce
Feels bad senpai
Ford is like 10 years older than Hamill, of course he looks bad
Nothing, shes always been ugly
Also ford seems to be the only one that didn't get obese
He probably had a while. The Falcon had no hyperdrive so they had to go there normally. That would probably take a while unless they were already close to the system and Luke didn't leave until they were imprisoned.
>the only girl on Tatooine has a boyfriend
Obviously the rest of Luke's friends used him as a cumdumpster since he was the next best thing.
Slutty twink Luke isn't a sexuality, it's a way of life.
Drugs isn't an excuse to become fat neither is a stupid car accident that didn't physically disable him at all
I know. That's fucking depressing.
I hope they give him a costume change next time. I would cum buckets for a pilot suit or anything remotely close to pic related.
>huge resolution of my favorite Luke
Not that anon, but holy shit, thank you.
In the originals there is no "light side." Just the Force and working symbiotically with it. The Dark Side is like a parasitic temptation, it's a corrupting aberration.
No. And if you think otherwise you don't really understand the significance of the throne room sequence.
Hamill has a young Mick Jagger look in that photo
He looks like a 70's porn star, only gentle instead of sleazy.
>INT. Tattooine house
>Threepio: Goodness! The sandstorm. Get inside, you pile of scrap, you'll damage your circuits.
>Threepio: No, I wouldn't care.
>*Artoo beeps sadly*
>wind humming outside
>Luke: I'm so bored! Now we'll never get to Mos Eisley!
>Anon: It will pass within an hour.
>Luke: I guess so...
>[after a second]
>Luke: I wish I could leave this rock, I'm so lonely here. *kicks tiny rock on the ground*
>Anon: At least you have me and Threepio.
>Luke: Yeah, you too Artoo...too bad you guys aren't even human.
>Anon: I-I'm human...
>Luke: You know what I mean, Anon.
>Anon: I don't..
>Luke: You're...you're a guy! I've seen you looking at girls all the time.
>Anon: Not the way I look at you.
>Luke: You're a tease!
>Anon: I mean it...
>Threepio: Thank the maker! Artoo, they're finally going to kiss!
>Artoo: *beeps wildly*
He had one clone called Luuke that was created from the hand he lost in Cloud City. It was made through a different process than what the Kaminoans used (Grown in a "Spaarti" cylinder) and was fairly mindless, to be puppeted around by Joruus C'baoth, insane Jedi and himself a clone, who specialized in that sort of thing. For some reason, being a clone in the old EU meant you gain a vowel in your name.
Imagine how mentally scarring must be waking up with a face that's not even your own because they fucking botched your reconstructive surgery. Add that to the self-esteem issues that may've surged from it.
>No. And if you think otherwise you don't really understand the significance of the throne room sequence.
Luke got close enough to the dark side that he realized how fucked up it was and shot straight to the other side of the spectrum immediately.
Oh please, hes rich, he has nothing to complain about
His mouth got noticeably puffier postcrash for whatever reason and sometimes it's cute as hell.
>ahn, please give your milk to me, anon! I want it all inside of me!
Doesn't matter, his face didn't make him fat, his choice not to exercise and eat healthy made him fat
Because X-Wings have FTL drives and are designed to be capable of very long range travel in the event of having to retreat from a lost battle.
You never know how long you're going to be stuck in that cockpit.
Even tho his face was kinda fucked for years and then he went full JUST for a good chunk of his life the dude seems really happy anyway. Plus Disney probably gave him a billion dollars for a three second cameo so he's probably cool with his lot in life.
It's cute as hell for the entirety of Dagobah
>the dude seems really happy anyway
He's managed to stay a delightful bro despite everything that's happened, and that's pretty endearing.
>INT. Imperial Base
>Luke: *dressing up as a stormtrooper to save Leia*
>Random stormtrooper: Hey, you! What do you think you're doing! You're too cute to be a stormtrooper!
>Luke: *blushes* No, I'm not! I'm on duty!
>Stormtrooper: Oh yeah!? What sort of duty? You're supposed to be guarding the princess!
>Luke: A secret mission.
>Stormtrooper: How about you and I go on a secret mission in one of those cells? If you know what I mean.
>Luke: No. What do you mean?
>Stormtrooper: You know..have some fun. Bet you're skinny like that princess under that armor.
>Luke: I'm not that skinny. I'm not really a big guy either, but I believe she's skinnier. I don't know what you mean, I must be on duty.
>Stormtrooper: Are you into guys?
>Luke: Into guys? I have guy friends that I like. If you don't leave me, they'll come and save me!
Still kind of sad that she looks older than her 80-something mother.
>Han could've had both Skywalker twins slavering over his dick
>could've witnessed both of them fighting over who gets to be fucked by him tonight
>could've laid back and let them worship his dick and body with their mouths
Han fucked up.
Holy fuck I never saw that until you pointed it out
He always looks like that
Hello my young padawans. I am Luke Skywalker, maybe you've heard of me. Each one of you is here on their own choosing to learn the ways of the Force and wisdoms of the Jedi passed down to us through the ages. I see in your eyes the same excitement that I had as a young boy and I see that you are eager to learn! You look at the vast sea of stars above you with the wonderous gaze and you watch the stars wondering where is your place in this universe and if you belong. Worry not. You are among brothers, sisters and teacher that will give his best to guide you. May the Force be with you. I love you! Your Jedi Master,
Carrie said that in her script for that part of that film, the descriptive text part line of something like "the princess is staggeringly beautiful", she crossed out the "ly beautiful" part.
Dude's been the voice of the Joker for a good 20-ish years now, too.
I can tell he just loves comics/sci-fi stuff too. He seems really humble in interviews, he loved his role in the 90s Flash series and was so hyped to be a part of the new show.
>too skinny and small to properly carry his dad
Seriously, what made him think he could do anything with this?
>INT. Imperial base
>Darth Vader: You've been fooled by the enemies of the Empire.
>Luke: It was you who was fooled.
>Darth Vader: Luke. Join me. Don't let yourself be destroyed like Obi Wan did.
>Luke: You mean murdered!
>Darth Vader: Obi Wan dealt with the forces beyond your understanding. You are not a Jedi yet.
>Luke: I've seen enough of the dark side.
>Darth Vader: Emotions still control you. Its emotions that led to the desire and that desire led to a bad decision that ended with 4 billion people getting killed. That is what emotions get you every single time, bad decisions. *strikes Luke*
>Luke: *barely defends himself*
>Luke: I know there is still some good in you, father. Your thoughts betray you.
>Darth Vader: No. I have no emotions nor capacity to feel emotions, care.
>Luke: You're wrong.
>Darth Vader: If there is still light in me, I am totally unaware of its presence, because it is beyond my ability to understand.
>Luke: You seem perfectly focused to me, father. But inside your mind you're like a million miles away. As if you're nearly out of touch with this world, in another world all together.
>Darth Vader: And I don't want to come back.
>Luke: But why? It's still not over for you.
>Darth Vader: It is. I just want to isolate myself away and avoid this whole world. I do not want to do anything because it will only lead me to further understanding.
>Luke: Understanding of what? The Force?
>Darth Vader: Human suffering.
He's too respectful to do something like that.
Plus she's his sister.
Gayest thread in the history of /tv/
Not even twink threads on /gif/ are this gay. Jesus christ.
The bloopers in ROTJ when Luke and Han get captured in that net is kinda hot because Luke's got his sexy knee-high boots jutting out of the net and is stuck in a lying down position with his knees pulled up to his chest.
>it's his first time in a Lukelust thread
This isn't even the gayest Hamill thread we've had
Well scripts are usually pretty hyperbolic when it comes to describing characters in scenes like "Out of the grey swirling smoke comes DARTH VADER, a Lord of the Sith. His air is menacing and strikes terror into all who look at him." It's to sell the scene to anyone who reads it as much as give a guideline to actors and costume/makeup whatever