How will JJ be remembered by 2030?

>How will JJ be remembered

he won't

who?

>>64962215
holy fuck. i have no words.

>>64962215
>JJ: "Ladies and gentleman the Great GEORGE LUCAS!"
>George: "Yeah yeah, I watched it-- you fucked up JJ, hi and bye you derivative kike"

>>64962282
(you)

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>>64962215
Glib Facsimile

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>>64962215
>How will JJ be remembered by 2030?

Hes an asshole right now.

>>64962215

As the man who will ruin the Star Wars franchise worse than Lucas did when 1 and 2 came out

That guy that gave me my ticket for episode 21

As a total hack who sold out, or hopefully completely forgotten as a failed director of crappy sequals

>>64962215
Depends where he goes from here. If he makes an original film that's actually of the same quality as something like Super 8 or 09 Star Trek, he'll have a big career for decades to come.

He will be remembered as the guy who

A) Ruined franchises by missing the mark of the source material completely
B) Won't be remembered at all

>>64962215
That's a good question.

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>>64962215

>wears dad jeans to the premiere of the rape and pillage of his life's work

Lucas is absolutely based

Wow I cannot believe all the contrarian tryhards with shit taste. He will be remembered as making a good Star Wars film.

>>64962742
hes autistic bro. he literally doesn't wear anything but jeans and some shitty plaid shirt.

>>64962884
Lucas has autism?

>Never was a Trek fan
>Liked JJ's Trek films

>Always was a Star Wars fan
>Didn't like JJ's Star Wars film

I think I understand now, I'm sorry Trekkies

>>64963340
You liked 09 Trek more because it's a legit great film. Only the most autistic of Star Trek fans dislike it

>>64962215
Judging by how badly Lost has aged, I would say JJ will be irrelevant by 2030.

>>64963393
I liked it because it wasn't Star Trek, which is something I realized when I saw TFA, because it wasn't Star Wars

JJ appeals to people who arent fans of the source material, people who only recently jumped on the whole nerd bandwagon

I fucking love that picture so much

He will be a footnote in Georges legacy

>>64963450
That's not a criticism, though. Not appealing to the established fanbase says nothing about the quality of the work itself. MGSV is objectively better than every other MGS game precisely because it ignores its past.

>>64962215
By the amount of money his films turn around. It is the only merit now.

>>64963450

>TFA wasn't Star Wars
>literally as Star Wars as it can get
>JJ why aren't you making Star Wars you fucking hack
>JJ why did you make Star Wars you fucking hack
This is how you sound.

>>64962634
>A) Ruined franchises by missing the mark of the source material completely

Yeah, because Stark Trek was seriously in such a great spot after First Contact, Insurrection, and Nemesis, and people just LOVED the Star Wars prequels, right?

Fuck off

>>64963505
I'm not saying the film wasnt well made, it just wasnt for the fans, it was for the trendy faggots who like nods and references to a movie they saw maybe one time before

>>64963552
Every Star Wars film introduces new things, except for TFA. Lucas was the driving force of originality in the series and JJ lacks ideas so he straight up rips them out of the OT, and when people call him out on it he just goes "oh it was an homage!".

>>64963640
TFA introduces new characters, new droids, new planets, new aliens. What did you want exactly?

>>64963640
>TFA isn't original and just rips off the OT!
>It doesn't feel like Star Wars!

Pick one, you faggot

>>64963640
You're expectations are wrong. As much is revealed as in a new hope. This is a sequel to return of the Jedi and had to accomplish quite a bit. The sequels will have much more room to breathe. Honestly it's JJ. And I'm serious when I say he did better than I thought. Things he had to nail he did

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>>64962632
>If he makes an original film that's actually of the same quality as something like 09 Star Trek

>>64963701

It doesn't feel like star wars yet trying so hard to feel like a star wars movie by copying and pasting a new hope. It's called plagerism when the composition of a piece doesn't change from its inspirational source material.

The dudes a hack

>>64963682
A new plot

>>64962215
>How will JJ be remembered by 2030?
The franchise killer. In that sense he will be hailed by killing cancer with aids.

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He will be remember as a hero even though hE'S A FUCKING HACK, FUCKING JEW JEW AND FUCKING PEOPLE THAT LET HIM GET AWAY WITH IT, GOD DAMN IT GOD FUCKING DAMN IT

>>64962215
He will be remembered as the manlet kike who turned Star Wars into a soulless cash cow for Disney.

Universally hated like Elia Kazan, except for being a derivative hack instead of a rat.

>>64963801
Star wars is supposed to be like that literally all the episodes are very similar. Esp episodes I IV and VII

>>64963582
Only Nemesis is considered poorly. Insurrection makes no sense with Picard's previous pronouncements, but is OK as Star Trek goes, and First Contact is easily considered the best of the TNG films.

Star Trek died because of Enterprise, not he films. It died a second death when JJ reinvented them as adventure films.

is this picture real?

holy shit

>>64963801
Only the most basic plot elements are taken from ANH, what's going on with the characters is entirely different

you're just not intelligent enough to see the film beyond the most superficial level so you cry REHASH

>>64963682
>new characters
Bland as fuck
>new droids
Soccer ball R2D2
>new planets
Thats a fucking good one
>new aliens
Orange yoda is basically the only new one that anyone remembers

>>64963701
It wasn't unique, every Star Wars film was unique and had its own identity, TFA is just IV again

>>64963738
A new hope wasnt expected to get a sequel when it was made

>>64963808
You like everyone else seem to forget most of the meat from Star Wars comes from ESB and ROTJ. So wait for Ep. VIII and IX before making a judgement faggot

>>64963808
Plot is literally the most pleb aspect of any narrative

>>64963450
This is completely incorrect, if anything TFA is a nostalgia bomb.

>>64963879
Can you admit you are wrong. Yes Star Wars is great. As a standalone it's great but Empire and ROTJ are what made the Star Wars lore. So wait for the next episodes

>>64963836

He wasn't bring poetic at all.

Back when the first season of Lost aired, a fan asked Abrams if all the survivors were in limbo between dead and alive, and Abrams answered no.
6 seasons later it turns out that they are in limbo the entire time.

The dude can't come up with an original idea if his life depended on it.

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>>64962215
The man who saved Star Wars.

>>64963879
>It wasn't unique, every Star Wars film was unique and had its own identity, TFA is just IV again

Yeah because people just LOVED how UNIQUE TPM's trade negotiations and senate hearings even though structurally it's pretty fucking similar to ANH. they both end with a starfighter attack on a space station, a Skywalker blowing it up, and the final shot is people celebrating the victory on a staircase

this "the prequels were original!" is a fucking meme. Remember that "it's like poetry, it rhymes" thing we've mocked for years?

His movies (and most of this eras uber-effects blockbusters) will be remembered with the same kind of comfy-ironic nostalgia that 80s-90s teen dramadies are viewed with today.

>>64963879
TFA is only similar to ANH in terms of plot. In terms of pacing, characters, and general tone it feels more like a mixture of Empire, 09 Star Trek, and RotJ.

>>64963962
....from the frying pan and into the fire

>>64963944
he was more poetic than episode I stop sucking off that one.

>>64962261
Where is Lucas' shadow?

>>64963944
>retard who thinks Abrams had any creative input on LOST whatsoever

fuck off, he financed it and directed two episodes, that's the extent of Abrams' involvement. Carlton Cuse and Damon Lindelof were the writers

>He thinks that the island was limbo

congratulations for never watching LOST, faggot. You just want to bitch about that "hack fraud kike JarJar Abrams"

>>64963868


Lol. A cash grab by a corporation to make back the 4 billion they paid out to own the IP is supposed to be a deep metaphorical blockbuster or a movie filled with memes and callbucks to once it came from blantaly ripping off the entire composition of Anh?

You just went full retarded, do us all a favor and leave this sight.

Epsisode II had more originality and was overall more enjoyable then 7 and it was a copy and paste of epsisode V.

>>64962215
If you have to ask that it's probably time for your next pill regime

>>64963971
>TPM's trade negotiations and senate hearings
What are you talking about? The negotiations never took place and the senate hearing didn't take much screentime.

>>64962215
Who?

>>64963944
he had like no control over Lost though beyond the pilot or first few episodes.

>>64964043

>he financed it

He didn't even do that, very few producers actually finance stuff they produce. ABC financed Lost.

>>64964014


Episode 1 had more charecters then 7, u RLM cum guzzling goyim

>>64964057
>Epsisode II had more originality and was overall more enjoyable then 7
Every time a Star Wars discussion happens here one of the detractors ends up shitting the bed with comments as ridiculously hyperbolic as this. Says a lot about their maturity level.

>>64964057
I kind of like Episode II....goat soundtrack

But I also enjoyed EP VII as the start of a new trilogy

>>64964090
the whole film was about getting space supplies to a planet that needed them because of a trade blockade. Anakin was a side plot.

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>>64964043

After season 2 it was a monster of the week farce clouding itself as a deep show catering to the hereos fanbase cross promoting jj as a geek and martyr of fandom with his viral marketing of cloverfield.
You fucking faggot

>>64962215
As the creative midpoint between Brett Ratner and Micheal Bay

A non noteworthy Jewish director who has some kind of kike nepotism connection to Steven Spielberg thus why he has a career. Because he made a Star Trek remake that raped nostalgia and made money they put him in charge of Star Wars to do the same. Ultimately a director who made nothing original of merit whose success is derived off the work of better men than him and a representation of everything wrong with kike Hollywood.

>>64964193

The look of a man who sold his child

for four billion dollars

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>>64964193

>>64964200
What the fuck are you even talking about? All I see is blind rage and buzzwords complaining about shit JJ had no hand in

>>64964119
>Episode I had more characters
And the only good ones were Obi wan and maul and padme bc she's hot

Unless you like captain blacky, watto and jake Lloyd and co.
Then good for you

>>64964261
to white slavers

>>64964165
>the whole film was about getting space supplies to a planet that needed them because of a trade blockade
No it wasn't.

Hell be forgotten as the guy who made only 5-6/10 movies that people forget a week after seeing them

Introducing new fans to the Star Wars franchise and possibly the OT because they want to know more about the characters. Which is a good thing imo.

>>64964193
>that r2 unit
>would let fry and not cry on xwing

>>64964193
He deserves it. FUCK GEORGE.

>>64962595
>>64962282

Sure thing George. Keep telling yourself that.

The prequels are irredeemable garbage and more wasted time and potential than tfa.

>hurrrr lets make anakin a fucking kid
>hurrrr lets make a racist jamaican alien central to the plot
>hurrr lets have a boring, badly written pseudo political plot in a kids movie
>hurrrr lets do a ten fucking year time jump between ep 1 and 2 and get TOLD anakin and obi had adventures
>hurrrr instead of spending a movie developing their relationship, lets have obi and anakin fling shit at each other the ENTIRE movie
>shitty romance with unlikable characters
>hurrr lets time jump AGAIN and oh an entire WAR has been fought between ep2 and 3 and we missed EVERYTHING.
>no budding friendship
>no anakin attaining the rank of jedi knight
>no clone wars
>random fucking coughing robot out of nowhere
>only good for the memes

Yeah no, fuck you and all the other prequel apologist memesters. Burn in hell for even entertaining the idea of tfa being anywhere near as bad as the god awful prequel shitstains.

>>64964359
You need new stand-up material, Brian Posehn.

>>64964278
Is Maul even a character? He has one line of dialogue. Is literally only there to look cool and sell toys.

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>>64964363
try harder shill

everybody hates TFA here

except paid shill cuntniggers like you

>>64964290
Well that's not all it was about. It was a clusterfuck of boring bullshit though. and this is coming from someone who thinks it's mildly entertaining because of 1999 nostalgia. objectively it sucks.

Face it, JJ made a better movie.

>>64964363
>Yeah no, fuck you and all the other prequel apologist memesters. Burn in hell for even entertaining the idea of tfa being anywhere near as bad as the god awful prequel shitstains.
You need to calm down, Reddit Letter Media drone.

>>64964363

I also do think the time jumps were stupid, the biggest problem with the prequels is that Obi and Anakin are never together. In 2 and 3 they start together, stuff happens and then Obi goes to a planet while Anaking hangs out with Padme.

>>64963552
Thanks for coming reddit

>>64964434
Stop shilling your review on 4chan. It's embarrassing.

>>64964363
This. TFA isn't a masterpiece, but the prequels are on a whole other level of shit.

>>64962238
First post, best post.

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>>64964434
>he looks at Metacritic user scores

>>64964445
>Face it, JJ made a better movie.
>worse is better
New Jersey style doesn't apply to movies.

>>64964476
You're trying too hard shill. You should return to reddit where they like TFA

>>64964461
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7RNSecaI_4

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>>64964476
>>64964520
TFA SHILLS ON SUICIDE WATCH

TFA is far greater than the prequels. It even supersedes the vision of Lucas's original trilogy with dazzling bravado. The vision is staggering, the performance are first rate, and brings back the glorydays of 70's new Hollywood for a brand new generation. And if anyone thinks I'm a shill I assure everyone in this thread that no one at 20th Century Fox paid me to post this.

>>64964532
Reddit love the prequels too so I don't know what you're crying about.

>>64964476
This tbqh famalamadingdong

>>64964545

Exactly

>>64964605
You would reddit fags love TFA.

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>>64964193

Fuck who cares about reddit? Who goes to reddit? I wouldn't have clue reddit existed if it wasn't for /tv/ sperging out over it constantly.

>>64964434
>everyone
>posting some shit feom a literal who
>desperately trying to defend the prequels

Get fucked Rick Mccallum.

>>64964455
It has been proven time and again that people hates the prequels before that rlm review. Cry harder George. Your legacy for the pt is fucking memes in a shitty board.

>>64964461
We literally missed every single relevant item that would have been pertinent to Anakin's development and event that would have garnered sympathy for him.

No training
No obiwan friendship
No adventures
No becoming a jedi knight
No jedi trials
No acts of good or kindness to build him up as a good person
Never built up as a hero
No explanation of what the fuck griever is
No explanation of who master sifo dias is and who ordered the clones
No explanation of why the republic would use clones of the guy who attempted to assassinate a senator
Midi fucking chlorians
Quigon being Obiwans master instead of yoda.

I could go on. FUCK THE PT!!!!!!!!!!

>>64963582
Lel This faggot thinks First Contact was bad.

>>64963393
It was just Ok, just like TFA. Stop being a faggot.

>>64964874
Im exactly the way with Max Landis. Never knew who he was before /tv/ and despite the constant hate threads we have given him so much publicity and revenue.

>>64963738
>>64963891
>Its a set up film, it gets a pass!

You sound like a plebian faggot.

>>64964874
>>64964971
This, it's pretty fucking annoying.

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>>64964090
>The negotiations never took place

ITT: Assblasted TFA shills on MASS DAMAGE CONTROL

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>>64965234
>You were right about one thing master, the negotiations were short.

>>64964877
>rlm has nothing to do with this
>uses rlm talking points

>>64964193
Makes me sad.

>>64963552
>literally as Star Wars as it can get
>literally have to turn your brain off not to hate it
>literally no imagination or soul to it at all
you have no idea what a Star Wars movie is

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>>64965302
More like Starshit shills. This franchise is a joke, as is everyone taking it even remotely seriously

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>>64964193

>>64963944
Ep 1 is equally literally ep 4 as much as tfa

Force sensitive boy on desert planet meets a jedi
Boy joins jedi, a weird alien, and royalty
Boy learns about the universe at large
Joins a resistence
Is a good pilot
Old jedi gets killed by a sith
Boy Blows up a big starship
Gets a medal with his friends at the end
Will become a jedi later

All trilogy starters are now similar. It's literal poetry.

>>64965322
>just because a YouTube channel makes some criticisms they can never be used for the sake of debate again!

>>64965415
nice try shill, now go back to reddit. Nobody believes that bullshit anymore.

TFA = UTTER SHIT

>>64965322
>all opinions come from a single source

You belong here.

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>>64965234
>>64965314

This was supposed to go first, but fuckit.

>The negotiations seem to have failed!

>>64964193
I regularly shit on Lucas but this is just depressing

>>64965418
Blindly parroting RLM without understanding the arguments being made or if it's even correct is a poor defense for their position.

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>>64962215

>>64965452
Sure thing George. You have been outed. Ep 4, and 5 were good in SPITE of you. 6, 1,2, and 3 are very much YOUR shitstains films, and 7 confirms this by being good WITHOUT you.

You and your shitstains will forever be regarded as the worst starwars movies ever, and it's glorious how upset you are about it.

>>64964363
At least they are fucking original.

>>64965651
Nice try, JJ.

>>64964363
hellooooooo reddit

>>64965586
it's not blonde parroting because Plinkett takes 20 or so minutes to explain each and every point he makes.

I doubt you've even watched them.

>>64965689
Ep 1 isn't, see this
>>64965415

And you haven't seen ep8 and 9, so quit talking out of your ass.

>>64965689
by that logic Jupiter Acending is actually good.

>>64965586
Not that anon and never watched any reviews of the prequels, but could it maybe be possible people in general recognize the prequels as shit because they are just that? Not because of some random youtube review.

>>64963393
>Only the most autistic of Star Trek fans dislike it
yeah let's blow up Vulcan and kick 40 years of star trek into the shitter

>JJ sure is a mastermind

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>>64965731
Of course I've watched them. I just wasn't indoctrinated to them like you. You can't even articulate your position, you'd rather just defer to them.

>>64965689
shhhh, they dont respond well to that

>>64965721
Is reddit know for good opinions or something? I get this a lot.
>>64965708
Sup Rick Mccallum? How's the density? Is there alot happening at once, with so much going on in your background?

>>64965415

Father and son would tend to have much of those things in common....almost like it was part of the plot or something.

Disney will HAVE to make Rey Luke's daughter or Superman's seed or some stupid ass shit to forgive the fuckuppance that is her character. Kill yourself pham

>>64965798
the thing is, you only disagree with them for the sake of disagreeing with them. They're practically right in almost every aspect.

>>64965804
>they don't respond well to people who haven't seen ep8 and 9 and can't judge their originality
>they don't respond well to people comparing one movie to an entire trilogy

And why should we? As has already been stated, ep1, 4, and 7 are all similar on purpose, and we have no idea how ep8 and 9 will be.

What we DO know, is how fucking shit the pt is, and you fags can't stand it.

>>64964877
sifo dias is a sideous codename

>>64963286
In the 4chan EU everybody does.

>>64965874
>father and son would have the exact same adventures, meet the exact same types of people, and fight in exactly the same types of wars

Fuck off retard.

>>64965899
The thing is you only agree with them because of confirmation bias. That's why you agree with them in every respect.

>>64965689
>C3PO shoved in for no reason
>R2D2 back for no reason
>dude Jango Fett is also a bounty hunter lmao
>Clones are a ripoff of storm troopers
>dude Baby Boba Fett lmao
>Republic ships are a ripoff of Imerical Star destroyers
>Naboo is earth
>Death Star plans in Attack of the Clones
>All Jedi wear Tatooine farmer robes
>Corisant is a ripoff of the city from Blade Runner
>dude Genonisis is Tatooine with rocks lmao
>dude Kamino is just Cloud City with water instead of clouds lmao
>original

>>64965915
If it didn't happen in the movie, it didn't happen.

The OT needed NO bullshit cartoons and comics to fill plot gaps. It was self contained and complete.

The pt was full on whore mode with buy buy buy all the side shit. It was literally DLC for a movie. You want all the shit mentioned here

>>64964877
>>64964363

Well I guess you better read some comics and watch some cartoons!

FUCK. THE. PT.

>>64965989
I loved the prequels because the early 2000s nostalgia but the Plinkett reviews opened my eyes to what they really were. Especially I and II.

wow, this picture says a lot, doesn't it?

I'm astonished that everyone can get so worked up over a fun, but flawed entry in a film franchised aimed at children.

>>64966145
>film franchised aimed at children
aimed at manchildren

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>>64966145
AND I SLAUGHTERED THEM LIKE ANIMALS! NOT JUST THE MEN... BUT THE WOMEN... AND THE CHILDREN TOO!

>>64966182
Yes, Lucas was tonally inconsistent. Episode II still had slapstick, childish humor

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>>64966263
OH THIS IS SUCH A DRAG..

>>64966057
>>C3PO shoved in for no reason
>>R2D2 back for no reason
you realize that the movie was engineering to appeal to as many people as possible, right? they went all out with all the nostalgia fuel/cameos just to ensure that all the retarded fanboys show up.

>>64965651
go back to reddit newfag cancer

>>64966567
It ruins the story though. It allowed the outside world to seep into the story. BB-8 was a great idea looking back now.

>>64966591
As soon as you go back to tumblr.

>>64965968

>exact same adventures

Did you even watch the prequels and the OT? Was your mother too much an addict when she had you?

>>64964434
Are you implying 4chan is a hugbox with a consensus on specific things? Cause redditors have really invaded everything now and they make this site out to be the antithesis to reddit. Protip: anonymity makes you free of the constraints of identity that other online places force upon you. Stop bringing a persona here cause you just shit up the place and make a precedent of this place being a hugbox to newfags.

That being said, the prequels are only being praised now because the teens want to be cool and have opposite opinions to the rest of the internet. Also, nostalgia cause they were children when they saw the prequels.

>>64962215

As a little jew-faggot who ruined Star Wars, again.

>>64966686
>prequels
>plural
>comparing three movies to a single one again

I'M JUST TALKING ABOUT PHANTOM MENACE IN REGARDS TO IT'S SIMILARITIES TO EP4 YOU FUCKING ILLITERATE FUCKING RETARD.

and the pt as a whole LITERALLY is nostalgia fueled as stated here:>>64966057

Now please go fucking end yourself you tremendous fucking imbecile.

THE PT IS SHIT. EVERYONE WORTH A SHIT ON THE PLANET AGREES. IT'S A UNIVERSAL OPINION. GO FUCKIG DIE IN A DITCH YOU LITTLE CUNT.

>>64962215
TFA will be ranked worse than AoTC in 10 years.

Screencap this.

>>64962215
his only semi-memorable movies are hijacked franchises. He's on the level of Michael Bay at best.

>>64966880
In 10 years you pt is good memesters will be btfo yet again like the little cunts you are once the new trilogy is complete and every single side starwars movie is better than the pt. It's already begun.

Prepare your tear buckets for the rest of your miserable lives.

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>>64966955
Jesus you Disney cumguzzlers are panicking aren't you?

Truly on Suicide Watch

>>64966955

In 10 years, now you're good memesters will btfo back to the little pussies you are, when the new trilogy is completed and each Starwars picture is better than it is now. It has already begun.

Prepare toes clothes for the rest of your miserable life.

>>64967089
>tfa highest rated sw film of all time
>one of the highest grossing films of all time
>anyone at disney being on suicide watch
>implying they all aren't snorting coke out of the asses of high class escorts in celebration

Sure thing George.

>>64967123
Wut.

>>64966880
No. But whether it's rated lower than Return of the Jedi depends on the next two movies. TFA isn't a complete film, it's the first part of a trilogy the same way The Fellowship of the Ring was.

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>>64967089
ok George, whatever you say.

>>64964363
this is 100% true and the amount of butthurt this post produced just proves what a shithole this place is
>inb4 le hello reddit meme

>>64967428
>>64967409
>>64967351
>this nonstop desperate samefagging

DISNEY ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>64967409

RottenTomatoes has become a source of incredible ratings bloat these days

it isn't the same thing as 2005 at all anymore

every tom, dick, and harry "journalist" gets a voice on the internet and hive mentality generates undue hype and bias

>>64967931
>those mental gymnastics

Stop posting anytime George.

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>>64967993
>>64967409
>>64966955
>Disney babby THIS MAD

Oh god, saved.

as a talentless hack

>>64968212
>memes
>reaction image

So this is where George Lucas ended up eh? This is the posting style of a person ready to kill themselves. You can feel the sadness and despair. It's ok George. Do it. End it all buddy.

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>>64967870
epic

>Chris Hardwick trying to sneak a selfie in the back

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>>64968639
I'll help you out in regards to this fegt >>64967870

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>Never liked StarTrek and StarWars.
>But interested in some themes and concepts from both.
>New StarTrek movies didn't felt like StarTrek at all, the special effects were nice and that's all.
>New StarWars movie was absolutely boring with no interesting content, it was more like a Xmas special from Disney and I can't cope with the feel of movie tiny sets in every scene.

I will remember him as a corporate whore with no talent and with a forced "nerd" look.

>>64962595
did you even watch star wars 1 and 2?
oh I get it. You're a child

>>64968852
>>New StarWars movie was absolutely boring with no interesting content, it was more like a Xmas special
>I will remember him as a corporate whore

Hey cut George Lucas some slack.

>>64964193
>White Slavers

>>64964057
>leave this sight
>this sight
>SIGHT
*sigh*

>>64962215
I'm imagining some documentary about the dark times when Jews ruled the media/world. But maybe that's 2100.

>mary sue protagonist
>its a death star but bigger and even more dangerous DUN DUN DUN
>token minorities out of the wazoo
>villains are a joke
>villains are all white
>bringing back haggard as fuck actors from the OT just to kill them off to make the audience sad since you can't make them care about your shit fanfiction characters

>>64969205
>bringing back haggard as fuck actors from the OT just to kill them off to make the audience sad since you can't make them care about your shit fanfiction characters

This is exactly how I felt about it. Creating artificial depth in a shallow movie.

>>64964268
>Hey Scott, can I borrow your plasma caster?

>>64969205
>>64969205
>>mary sue protagonist
>>its a death star but bigger and even more dangerous DUN DUN DUN
>>token minorities out of the wazoo
>>villains are a joke
>>villains are all white
>>bringing back haggard as fuck actors from the OT

Yeah EP6 is shit, I agree. It's the one that confirms George Lucas was shit from the get go.

>>64962215
The man who proved George Lucas was the man behind Star Wars, by imitating his work instead of making something unique. But seriously as the director who used a shit load of lens flares until people told him to knock it off, then developed an obsession for constantly moving cameras. Dude avoids still shots like they're cancer, as opposed to George who actually knew how to fucking direct and pace a movie.

>>64962215
JJ's mother jerks off pigs. She gets down on her knees and crawls through the pigpiss mud slop and snuggles up to the pig, her fingers tracing along it's belly until she finds it's cock. She begins tugging and stroking as her twat moistens, her breasts swelling and her nipples begin to stick out like erasers on a fresh #2 pencil. She grunts with satisfaction as the pig begins eagerly thrusting into her hand, her grip now tightening to maintain control of the pig's greasy corkscrew cock. She lowers her head to watch the cock work in her hand, groans with satisfaction and begins working her clit with her other muddy hand, her hips gyrating with the rhythm of the pig's thrusting. "Oh fucking jesus god yes.." she gasps. She changes positions, still maintaining control of the feverishly thrusting cock as the pig's squealing intensifies. She leans forward and with her lips almost touching the pig's ear, she whispers your name and begins to shudder. She turns her attention again to the pigs swollen member rocking in her hand. She presses it between her hand and her face, the pig thrusting it against her cheeks as she drools. With a massive grunt and a high pitched squeal, the pig's balls explode, beginning a massive shower of hot, sour pig jizz. You mother cups one hand under the fountain of steaming genetic material gathering it in her hand as the thrusting comes to an end. The pig shudders and begins to walk to the trough of slop in the corner of it's pen, but your mother tackles it to the ground. She lifts it's tail and smears the handful of pig load into the pig's own fetid butthole, turning flakes of crusty pig shit into a pigshit-pigjizz mud slop on the pigs ass. . She slams her face full force into the pig's butthole and it's wreath of shitsemen pudding, her tongue machine gun flicking the rim and then burying itself to the hilt inside the pig's hot colon

>>64969205
>token minorities out the wazoo

the main character is black what other token minorities are there?

also theres just as many in the prequels as there are in any of the other films

>>64968978
GL did first, so it was original :^)

TheCashgrabAwakens doesn't even has memorable music, fuck off jjjew shill.

>>64969627
In the original Star Wars if you had a side part you shoved an alien into it.

In TFA it's shove a human of every colour of the rainbow because aliens are boring and diversity is beautiful :)

>>64969500
But GL isn't responsible for hiw good ep4 and 5 are, AND tried to copy ep 4 with ep1 as indicated here>>64965415 and further copied ep5 here >>64966057

So in essense, go fuck yourself kid. GL is responsible for all the shittiest starwars movies as stated here >>64965651

Feel free to die now.

>>64969774
fuck off of 4chan disney babby

now. gtfo.

>>64969673
>copying a better movie within the SAME trilogy
>original

If anything, ep6 reveals gl as a hack IMMEDIATELY. Like, he's so shit, he had to copy a movie from the same trilogy, and then did it again with ep1.

Everything goes to shit as soon as turkey neck took over.

>>64969928
Can I go back to le reddit?

I want lucas to make one more good thing that isn't starwars. Something that isn't 100% reliant on computers.

Can he do it? Probably not.

I also want to see JJ attempt to direct something that isn't just a re-imagining of something he liked as a kid. All of his movies are just rehashes.

>>64962215
Jar Jar Abracuck

>>64964434

>using ´´Shill`` outside 4 chan


hahahahha faggot

>>64971664
You were already btfo in this thread>>64964434

Stop spamming that picture you dumb little faggot.

JJ will go full Lucas, just you watch.

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>>64962215
The bastard son of Martin Scorsese.

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>>64964193
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>>64969501
...damn

>>64963505
>its not criticism to point out certain people just make their own thing in established franchises
>especially when that "own thing" simply wouldn't appeal to anyone without the thin veneer of [established franchise]

... uh

>>64972140
Only if testmarketing reveals that would be the most profitable/appealing course of action.

As JJ test markets when to take a shit.