why did he never wanted to fuck peggy?

>>64954453
homosex

>>64954453

fucking the same person for like 10-20+ years gets old

doesn't matter who it is

this is an objective fact for most people, men or women

monogamy doesn't usually work

>>64954453
Al Bundy was into 2d women.

Who do you think his waifu was?

>>64954453
she's an insatiable sex beast and he only wanted what was unattainable

>>64954579
This.
I never understood it when I was young- I would fuck the hot shit out of Peggy Bundy, in het leopard print leggings and Fuck Me Pumps.

Now, I totally get it. Shit gets old, and all that foreplay and shit is WORK compared to rubbing one out in 5 minutes.

>>64954453
Al Bundy is a hero.

How many touchdowns did he score again in one game?

>>64956385
I think 5, but it might have been 3

He was too busy fucking that prime Kelly
Hngggg

>>64954453
Because last time he fucked her, his son Ted was produced.

He didn't want to make another monster.

>>64954584
sailor mars

Honey I'm home, did yeah miss me?

With every bullet so far

>>64957716
>Ted

Back to reddit you go!

>>64954453
Cause he wasn't fed enough so his test and energy levels were low

>>64957019
It was 4

He did want to a few times, and was compelled to a few other times.

>>64954453
He was really put off by her behavior. He just hated her mentally and that caused him to be unaffected by her physical appearance.

There was an episode where was attracted to her just becasue she started cleaning and working.

There was also an pisode where Al wanted to marry a homosexual just becasue he acted more like a wife than Peggy ever did.

>>64958073
Also Peggy is a huge cunt

>>64958048
>he thinks al Bundyndy threw 4 touchdowns

>>64954453
>why did he never wanted to fuck peggy?

I've been married for only 5 years... and it's getting really fucking old.

Just wait until your woman has a kid or two.

Have you ever had sex and thought "jesus, this hag doesn't even try anymore. We're just going through the fucking motions. wtf am I doing?"

I literally want to fuck a stranger, any stranger, over my wife.

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Sex is too much for Al.
So all he wants to do is go to the Nudie Bar with Jefferson.

>>64954453

All married men need a side girlfriend or a reliable escort service.

Especially after your hag has kids and stops giving a shit about your needs.

>>64958282
That's extremely offensive

>>64958125

>Al Bundy
>threw

He was a fullback.

>>64954579
Monogamy is not about your dick, it's about your offspring.

Nihilists are destroying the world.

>>64958345
Your moms a full back

>>64958369
>Monogamy is not about your dick, it's about your offspring.

Try telling that to a Nigger.

Good luck with that.

>>64958331
Tumblr would be extremely triggered if this show aired now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVg5QqJoxuU

>>64954453
Al Bundy didn't give a fuck anymore, he lost his life and his future. He given up his will to live in his every episode and he percieved the misery of others as personal sucess

>So you think I"m a loser? Just because I have a stinking job that I hate? A family that doesn't respect me? a whole city that curses the day that I was born? Well that may mean loser to you but let me tell you something. Every morning when I wake up I know it's not going to get any better until I go back to sleep again. So I get up, have my watered down tang and still frozen pop tart. Get in my car with no upholstery, no gas and six more payments. To fight traffic just for the privilege of putting cheap shoes on the cloven hooves of people like you. I'll never play football like I thought I would, I'll never know the touch a beautiful woman and I'll never again know the joy of driving without a bag on my head but I'm not a loser. Because despite it all, me and every other guy who will never be what he wanted to be are still out there being what we don't want to be forty hours a week for life. And the fact that I haven't put a gun in my mouth you pudding of a woman makes me a winner!

The greatest man that ever was.

her ass broke his dick

>>64958316
>All married men need a side girlfriend or a reliable escort service.

Listen well kiddies.

This guy knows what he's talking about.

>>64958552
Absolutely B A S E D

>>64958630

This

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>>64954453

Because a man is a man all his life but a woman is only sexy until she becomes your wife.

Learn to Bundy OP.

>>64958552

Damn, that's some funny shit.

>>64954453
He was too busy fucking Kelly

when there's always biscuits in the tin, where's the fun in biscuits

>>64954453
Here's why. It's not Peg because we all know she was a smoking MILF
1. He was a high school football hero and now a fucking shoe salesman
2. His daughter is a fucking ditzy slut
3. His son is a useless wigger with zero game
4. His neighbors are annoying as fuck
5. Although he lives in a big house he's a poorfag who's always starving
6. His wife can't cook worth a shit.
Basically his life is shit.

>>64958552
Salon/Gawker headline in a timeline where Married With Children is in its first season:

>Married With Children: We Need To Have A Serious Conversation About This Problematic Sitcom

>>64960663

Salon is the most despicable shit I've ever seen. I've only recently found they exist and it's absolute pure egomanical insanity.

>>64958552

The dude is based, can't believe fucking netflix doesn't have this show but have catwoman

>>64958765
No. You don't. You virgin.

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>thirteen years old

>>64958552
The writers were having fun. They'll never get a gig like Married with Children ever again.

>>64954645
I never realized it until this point

>am married for 10 years
>dick doesn't work with wife anymore
>think I have ED even though I can fap just fine
>/tv/ hits me with the most obvious explanation ever

>>64958552
I was watching the episode of Seinfeld with the fat guy in the subway the other day and it made me think of how pissed people would get now.

>I'm not ashamed of my body!
>That's the problem. You should be.

>>64954645
Please stop posting.

>>64954453
Al gets super horny once in a while and basically bangs the crap out of Peggy. Theres an episode where AL makes peg do all this house work, and everytime she bends over he gets super hot for her. By the end, she can't take it anymore. And He still persists and drags her back to the bedroom.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyHb_HQG9YY

This thread is comfy. There's no cuck posting or effeminate millennials bickering about nonesense. I think /tv/ is up there with /b/ and /r9k/ as the worst boards on 4chan.

>>64960885
>Fap just fine
Let me guess, you look at porn too? I'm certain your wife isn't porn material but you can regain some of your raw drive if you stop fapping at all.

You can also end the marriage now because you only get one life and it doesn't sound fun live it your way.

4 TDs, 1 game

>>64961443

stop judging someone elses marriage you cunt

>>64954579
Yeah. I dated a girl who was way out of my league for like two years. She was hot as fuck but it still got to the point where I just couldn't be bothered to fuck her. Shit gets boring and she never wanted to try anal or anything so I just lost interest

>>64958493

Well fuckin' try telling anything to a Nigger, what is your point?

>>64958267
Yeah, married sex pretty much becomes about what she wants. Her sexual needs are deep, romantic and emotional. Your sexual needs are perverted and sick.

Safer and cheaper to just jerk off more. Your hand doesn't need expensive dinners or alimony.

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>>64958552
The funny thing is that the show was written by a feminist. They used to have a sense of humour about themselves, what happened?

>>64954453
>has to work whole day in a fucking shoe shop so that his wife and two kids can stay home
>comes home
>wife has done absolute nothing at home
>immediately she and the kids start begging for money from him

And you wonder why he felt resentment towards Peggy or why he didn't want to peg her.

>>64961878

Or, like I said. Just find yourself a reliable escort service.

Women are alot less powerful and have less leverage when you're getting ass on the side and don't "need" her for sex.

How do you think their lives have been like since 97. I feel Bud grew up to a directionless 40 year old /r9k/ poster on manlet threads.

>>64961961
Yeah, I know a guy who used to do that. And then he gave his wife Chlamydia.

My hand is free, clean (enough) and knows my dick better than any other hand on Earth. I can go bust a nut and get back to whatever it is I was doing before the sperm started tainting my thoughts.

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>>64961998
Literally me then.

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>>64958267
>Have you ever had sex and thought "jesus, this hag doesn't even try anymore. We're just going through the fucking motions. wtf am I doing?"

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>>64960802
Hey now

>>64954453
>why did he never wanted to fuck peggy?
Did you watch the show?

>>64958552
>Tumblr would be extremely triggered if this show aired now
would they, though?

shows like Always Sunny are basically just as raunchy as Married with Children, how bad do they freak out over that show?

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>>64962216
>>64958267
You guys get Al

>>64954579
Man, I bet you have someone who loves you.

>>64962462
godmanzthhtit... HNNNNGGGGGG

To be honest all this "married life is horrible" turned me off in the whole marrying idea, am I doing right here?

I think in the context of the show Peggy wasn't supposed to be as attractive as the actress actually was, which is why she acted like such a slut.

>>64960802
You're joking right? Ive never watched it.

>>64962594
if you find a partner good enough to stay with the rest of your life, why not?

the real torture is being married... with children.

>>64962613
No, the fact that she's hot is why it works so well. It doesn't matter how hot your wife/gf is, sooner or later you'll get bored of fucking her.

>>64962594
Sounds like all the people complaining got with their SO just for their looks in the first place instead of finding someone they actually care about and relate to.
My SO is pretty much my best friend, and I'd recommend finding someone that you can relate to on an intellectual level so you don't end up as miserable as the fucks ITT

How much are the children a part of this show? I wanna start watching but I can't deal with kids and high school plot

>>64961923
It wasn't just that the show had feminist writers, it was more that they didn't really pull any punches.

The show ripped on: fat people, poor people, feminists, MRAs, sluts, virgins, bimbos, lesbians and a bunch more I'm forgetting. It was the antithesis of the sterile family friendly sitcoms of the time and wasn't pretending to be anything else.

People say that MwC couldn't be made today and you'd have to be pretty far up your ass to say that. If anything we're due for another show like this.

>>64954453
grew up watching married with children on tv. would have dirty thoughts about peg. would wonder how al could want nothing to do with. now im married, makes sense. how many times do you watch the same movie over and over and over?

>>64962734
lol, the show is 90% Al scheming / getting shit on by life / and his sense of humor and justice aka Let's Rock

>>64962734
The kids are just walking punchlines

>>64958125
he made 4 in a single game

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>>64962659
>You're joking right?
nope

>>64954453
Because Peg ruined his life.

>>64962818
wtf feet, shit looks like the elephant man

>>64962771
>>64962793

Fucking A then

>>64960635
His life turned to shit after he failed to turn his lil girl into his fuck slut. Better get daddys D, if she takes 'em anyway.

>>64958552

No Country for old anons.


fuck we were so awesome back then.

Getting married is what people want you to do so misery has company. Al just doesn't give a fuck cause he knows he was tricked. It will happen to you.

>>64962860
The show kind of starts as a serious attempt.

As it goes on, it gets more cartoonish and broad.

>>64962594
Things tend to go wrong when people get married who clearly shouldn't, like a couple that breaks up every few months. You're not ready. Don't do it. Also, when one or both parties refuse to put in the work that a relationship needs to stay healthy. If you're a good fit for each other, put in the effort, and both people are ready to make the commitment, marriage can be the best decision you'll make in your life.

Don't let the divorce numbers scare you away, either. If both partners are college-educated, over 25, and getting married for the first time, the divorce rate drops to ~15-20%.

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>>64962541
>>64962462

>>64954579
You'll never fuck someone for 20 years so why would you even know

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>>64962734
>not wanting as much prime Christina Applegate as possible
There's a word for people like you.

>>64961923
>The funny thing is that the show was written by a feminist.

Not really. The show is a satire. Yeah, they ripped on everyone, but they ripped on Al the most. It's not like he's the hero who's right about everything, he was just an updated, sadder, Archie Bunker.

>>64963043
>Kelly walks into frame
>Mongoloid audience commences their ceremonial chant

just today I fapped to thoughts of threesome with Marcy and Peggy

they're both hot desu

>>64963148
Kek. Seemed like a blast to be there. Wish I could have gone just once.

>>64960635
Depression kills your libido, yo.

>>64958552
It worked so well on Married with Children because even though Al would bring the best bants on television you never thought he was an asshole because he was too miserable to be. He was an unfortunate pathetic man living in an equally unfortunate and pathetic world and responding to it naturally with some wit and charm. That's why the show worked and worked for as long as it did. That's what CC never got when they released their newest "edgy" shows after the Chappelle show fell apart which is why televised comedy has sorely lacked since.

Admittedly the Office brought a new spin on things and brought about a nice shift to character comedies which work well like Parks and Rec and Modern Family.

>>64963244

>hehe
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AAAA
>ooooooOOOOOOOOOOOO
>WAAAAUUU WAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU *whistle*
>YYYEEAHAAAAAAAAAHHHHH *furious clapping*
>*conscious clapping after touching moment* AAAAAWWWWWWWW

I usually hate laughtrack/laughing audience, but here I loved how they went apeshit every time something happened.

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>>64957919
i laughed /fit/ brother

>>64963445
Jerry Springer: The Sitcom

>>64963445
It's almost like it was taking the piss out of audiences, even if it wasn't it just felt so genuine that I couldn't get mad at it

>>64954453
Because he has Gloria

>>64962431
Tumblr doesn't freak out over Sunny, but they did over South Park, so there's that.

>>64960663
Fuck me. I actually think that Kotaku is the most palatable video games media because they don't simply shill new games. But I know I've read a headline there that said "We need to have a conversation about this problematic ____". I read an article on io9 where the author whined about how Rey was being called a Mary Sue, went on to define a Mary Sue while explaining why she whide proving herself wrong with every keystroke. Man, Gawker is fucking gay.

>>64963678

Is Jay Al's redemption? Did Al died and MF is heaven?

>>64961710
by posting, he put the state of his marriage up for anonymous, public scrutiny. go back to your reddit safe space.

>>64960885
>>64961443
I had the same issue for a bit, stopped jerking off, and everything was solved. Doing it the same way every time gets boring, but I enjoy it so much more now that I don't masturbate constantly. Also, looking at porn warps your brain into only getting hard for more and more extreme shit, which your wife is not going to give you.

>>64964061
It's funny to note that in the earliest episodes of Modern family, Jay reaaally resembles Al

>>64954645
>>64960885
this 2BH familee

-been with the same girl for 8 years
-she's in decent shape and she's a moderately attractive 7/10
-sex was great at beginning
-now would rather take 5-10 minutes to fap rather than 20 mins of foreplay and then 20 mins of fucking

Sex is like a chore now. Would rather just fap and be done with it.

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>>64954584
Askuafag

>>64958552
>"crimes against obesity"
>women charging in cant even fit through the floor

i died

>>64954453
I never understood why he always chose to stay with his family when he had numerous opportunnities to ditch them and run away..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lqddZqrfRo

>>64964685
Al was a tits guy.

>>64965781

wait till you have a family

you'll struggle with that decision constantly

>>64958267
This. You will fuck women uglier than the wife just because...

And you will enjoy it.

>>64954453
Would you put him out of his misery?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJGDN3_LyQE

>>64958369

Do you have a dick? Maybe you have no libido or are asexual, but your dick matters. I would stay with someone in some form to keep my offspring alive, but god damn man, after even 5 years you WILL start to lose sexual interest, even if your wife is a 10/10. Variety is the spice of life. I don't even like eating the same meal 3 times in a week.

Imagine fucking the same woman for 20 years, one that you knocked up in high school, and ruined your life. Do you understand yet?

>>64954579

This guy gets it.

>>64961923
There's not a lot of comedians and feminists, usually people who are one and think that they're both.

>>64962659
She was born in 1975, episode came out in 89

>>64958552
>>64958795
>>64960663
>>64960766
>>64960822
>>64960915
>>64961923
..etc.

Al Bundy got away with being obnoxious and insulting not because TV was so different then as it is now (fat jokes are still on TV plenty), but because he's painted as an antagonist. He's his own worst enemy, a miserable self-hating lecherous old man who falls foul of his own faults time and time again. He's Alf Garnet, Archie Bunker, etc.

>>64966661
He's a loser, so he's allowed to be mean spirited because the entire point of the show is to show how unfortunate his circumstances are. He doesn't fear retribution because in his mind things literally can't be any worse.