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>some neckbeard wasted weeks of his life finding the ugliest

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>some neckbeard wasted weeks of his life finding the ugliest frames from a seven hour trilogy so I now think the prequels are actually ugly

Is there a meme that needs to die more than this?
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I just rewatched AOTC actually and god damn the Coruscant speeder/on foot chase is the slickest shit since Blade Runner.
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I mean just look at this environment.

Leagues more interesting than TFA.
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>>64954893
Lucas' command of colour is utterly sublime. He's up there with Minnelli.
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The prequels had pretty good cinematography
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>>64954893
>>64953778

Coruscant backdrops are my favorite stuff from star wars.

AOTC isn't that bad, if anything just watch the non-cheese edit
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stunning
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>>64955264
not sure if memeing or not but I love that shot.

I hate when neckbeards cherry pick the short ass frames from the beginning of the geonosis fight when the flying and the fighting actually looks incredible. I unironically didn't know the clones were all CGI until a year or two ago.

Taking down the core ship hnnngg
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creative
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>>64955332
They have to isolate particular frames because it almost always looks fine in motion.
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>>64955332
I'm not memeing.

I adore the prequels.
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>>64955264
His parade rest is shit
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>>64955264
this looks good minus the dumb pose though
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>>64955340
>>64955332
>>64955264
>>64955160
>>64954931
>>64954893

Hey reddit
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powerful
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>>64955448
>mad because everyone else hates TFA and no one wants to hate muh meme prequels
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My opinion on the prequels is basically that despite all the bad parts they were made
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>>64953778
>>64954893
I like the 'colorful' side of the prequels
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>>64953778
The prequels are fucking ugly most of the time. The CGi creatures have aged horribly. God the introduction to the pod racing scene is embarrassing to watch. Ps2 cartoony aliens everywhere.
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>>64953778
Anyone remember the sound the assassin girls speeder made?
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>>64955682
The CGI might be bad, but the characters all have much more personality than most non-CG characters

>Dexxter
>Watto
>Boss Nass
>Taun We
>the Acklay
>Poggle the Lesser
>Yoda (sort of cheating)
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>>64955523
>Prequels were actually misunderstood masterpieces meme

/tv/ truly is the worst contrarian board. Next thing you'll tell me you blew your load over Jedi Rocks. Such genius. Such mastery.
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>>64955700
WE SHOD IM

SLIMO

>>64955774
The SE's are much worse than the prequels tho.
The Prequels are good, but I hate most of the SE changes.
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>>64955761
Animators are better at making their 'actors' convey emotion than Lucas.
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>>64955823
Not really.

The acting in the prequels runs the gamut.
Some of it is bad, but some is exceptionally good.
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>>64955823
Same guy, I didn't mean non CG characters in SW specifically (although that could be argued)
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>>64955774

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyl3otdvXH4
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>>64955682
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>>64955448
reddit hates the prequels you unoriginal faggot
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>>64956003
good, you're staying consistent with the meme agreement everyone discussed
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>>64956003
no you retard, the new prequel love is literally a reddit meme
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>>64956039
im not even being contrarian though, but I suppose if you say I am!!!
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>>64955340
This was actually completely unintentional, the shadow looking like Vader, but Lucas liked it and decided to keep it in
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>>64956003
>>64955914
Who the fuck cares about reddit? Who the fuck goes to reddit? If it wasn't for /tv/ I wouldn't know about reddit.
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>>64956052
>inb4 (You) link to reddit
Don't embarrass yourself, bud.
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>>64956003
>Lel lets pretend the prequels were good XD
>Not a reddit meme
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>>64956100
because most 4chan users are also reddit users but don't want to admit it
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>>64956089
Sauce?

I just posted it because the use of the shadows was a cool way to do that scene.
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>>64956117
>inb4 you prove me wrong
this is how retarded you are m8
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>>64956157
>pretend
back to reddit

>>64956175
not even remotely true
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>>64956100
> If it wasn't for /tv/ I wouldn't know about reddit.
fucking this
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>>64956003
The prequels are literally Reddit: the Trilogy
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>>64955904
Truly a masterpiece.
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>>64956213
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>>64956211
No, linking to reddit would be retarded.

Why is this so hard for tourists to grasp?
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>>64954596
You're joking right? Coruscant looked like a shit rip off of blade runner with bad cinematography
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>>64956267
No?
Meme harder.
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>>64956247
but showing reddit defending the prequels would prove that this meme is literally reddit
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>>64956176
Yeah it's still a cool shit the way it was intended, the unintentinoal the "vader shadow" thing is just icing on the cake

It's stated in the DVD commentary and this sort of cringey video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KppHn7mC-mk
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>>64955367
No it doesn't it looks way worse in motion. Why would cgi look worse in a still? Stills are what cgi does best, it's when things start moving that it starts to look really poor
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>>64956298
But linking to reddit would be literally reddit.

This really isn't that hard of a concept to grasp.
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REMINDER THAT DEFENDING THE PREQUELS IS REDDIT:

https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWars/comments/3tj2w2/i_just_watched_all_six_movies_after_many_years_of/

https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWars/comments/24hkra/sick_of_excessive_star_wars_prequel_bashing/

https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWars/comments/3o8xwh/rant_why_i_like_the_prequels_more/

https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWars/comments/2okafq/do_the_prequels_get_more_hate_than_they_deserve/

https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWars/comments/3equef/what_did_you_like_about_the_prequels/

https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWars/comments/3q75k3/why_we_shouldnt_hate_the_prequels_that_much/

https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWars/comments/2k27ik/can_we_please_get_some_prequel_love_in_here/

https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWars/comments/srslj/the_best_things_about_the_prequel_trilogy/

https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWars/comments/31y016/thoughts_on_the_prequels/

https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWars/comments/3lt66n/what_is_your_favourite_thing_about_the_prequels/

https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWars/comments/2ef1pr/what_did_the_prequels_do_right/

https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWars/comments/2mm6fo/fans_of_starwars_that_prefer_the_prequels_what_is/

https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWars/comments/1kql2p/who_actually_enjoyed_the_prequels/
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Only underage girls who get off to ObiKin genuinely like the prequels.
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>>64956349
>linking to reddit
/tv/ 2016
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>>64956349
prequel babbies btfo
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Another good prequel image. None of the planets in TFA are nearly as interesting
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>>64956291
So the prequels had good cinematography? With all of its static shots where the camera hardly moves because the soundstage wasn't big enough and every single conversation being shot reverse shot?
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>>64956349
>h-haha, l-look at all the links i painstakingly gathered from reddit over a long period of me using that website
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>>64956395
>defending prequels
/tv/ 2016
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>>64956349
>CGI isn't art

Have you ever met the people who make CGI? They are artists of the highest caliber, I'd like to see you try and do what they can.
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>>64956349
But anon, literally anything can be reddit because reddit is bigger than 4chan and probably has people defending different opinions just as much as on here. That's why it's a shitty insult, because it's too vague and all-encompassing.
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>>64953778

Coruscant stuff has always been top notch. Definitely my favorite parts of the prequels. I just love that planet so much, and I hope it gets featured in the new trilogy.

Overall though the prequels were pretty terrible, and the CGI has nothing to do with that.
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>>64953778
Is this supposed to be the ugly frame? Only problem is it looks like a video game, no memeing here.
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>>64953778
>wasted weeks
i bet that ugly neckbeard took weeks to find the ugliest because in this movies most of the frames are ugly, so it's really hard to choose a few
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>>64956437
literally just search "prequels" on the side bar for /r/starwars and you'll find this shit

it takes 5 minutes
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>prequel hater babies will say this looks ugly
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>>64956349

spending all that time on reddit to find those posts is literally reddit
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>>64956498
>prequel babbies will defend this
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>>64956349
>cherrypicking
>having this list ready
Fuck you. Look in the comments of your 5th link.
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>>64956539
Video-game tier. Nothing has impact.
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Here's another good illustration of the point about the planets in TFA. Takodana might as well have just been called Planet Lake-and-Some-Trees. It's got some nice on-location photography, but nothing about it is nearly exotic or interesting enough to justify its existence as a prominent locale in a $200 million Star Wars feature film released in the year 2015. It looks and feels basically just like Earth.
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>>64956539
Oh fuck off. The fighting in the dust is GOAT.
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>>64956415
>With all of its static shots
Static shots are patrician.
>where the camera hardly moves because the soundstage wasn't big enough
not at all true, most of their soundstages were huge.
and every single conversation being shot reverse shot?
Absolutely nothing wrong with that.
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>>64956498
There is nothing worng with that background, and several others in the prequels look good, but with all of the convoluted CGI action going on on top of them, who cares?
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>>64956577
Compare it to Kashyyyk from Revenge of the Sith:

Which one looks more like an alien world? Which image is more romantic and dream-like and evocative? Which one more embodies the goofy, audacious, inventive spirit of Star Wars?

And Kashyyyk is just one of NINE new, unique, imaginative planetary locations which appeared in just Revenge of the Sith alone (not counting Coruscant, Naboo, and Tatooine, which appeared in previous films). And this was a $113 million movie that came out in 2005. Again, compare that to the $200 million that it took to make The Force Awakens in 2015. Given these facts, the enormous deficit in visual inventiveness between the two films is both astounding and disappointing.

And it's not like this is due to a lack of ability on J.J.'s part. He's perfectly capable of conceiving and bringing to life the kind of weirdly beautiful alien environments which define a series like Star Wars. He accomplished this wonderfully at the beginning of Star Trek Into Darkness. That's the kind of thing I was hoping to see in this movie. Unfortunately, I just don't think that anything quite so quirky and off-the-wall was allowed within the seemingly narrow mandate Disney gave to J.J.
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>>64956577
>everywhere must be exotic

don't make this a meme
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>prequel babbies WILL defend this
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>>64956577
the only planet I knew the name of in TFA was Jakku. That's only because it was mentioned a whole lot. Fuck the worldbuilding in TFA
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>>64955160

Attack of the Clones is the second worst of the series. Right behind Ep7 but ahead of Ep 1.

With that being said that final long tracking shot of Dooku sailing through all of those different areas after his escape ftom Genosis is pretty fucking based.

It makes you wish the movie would keep going where they would have to explore all of those different cool looking environments.
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>>64956606
this
bringing down the core is great too
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>>64956324
>Stills are what cgi does best,
Not exactly. A single frame that's rendered as stand alone and not a transition is good because it can be posed like on a photo. A frame in animation that's captured as a in-between is going to have motion blur.
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>>64956539
>concentrate your fire on the nearest starship
>officer just walks over and points to it with his arm
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>>64956213
Explain the obsession then
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>>64956415
>the soundstage wasn't big enough
>this is what prequel hater babbies actually believe
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>>64956638
If you don't recognize Jar Jar as the best SW character of all time you're literally reddit.
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>>64954893
It looks like an FMV game.

Cool in concept but the execution sucks
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>>64956659
what he says doesn't even make any sense, its like george just threw military jargon into the script without thinking about it
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>>64956577
>>64956635
I completely agree. The prequels kindled my imagination, TFA did not.
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My least favorite thing about the prequels are the shiny, useless objects.

>The silvery SR-41 that Amidala escapes Naboo in
> The cloners on Kamino, and their architecture
>The palaces on Naboo
>The looooong chase scenes in traffic on Coruscant in AotC
>Dexter Jettster's 50s diner

None of them mean anything, they're just pretty because the CGI technology allowed it. The politics are pointless, but at least it could have meant something if it were better written. The shiny crap is just in the way, which makes it worse.
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>>64956635

I'm pretty sure I've been to the place on Earth that they took that shot

Looks exactly like Thailand
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>>64956539
>clone officers are distinguished with red and yellow markings
Gee now snipers know who to shoot
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>>64956700
Nope.
It looks like at a high quality movie still.
good meme tho
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>>64956731
You do realize that every single one of the five things you just described was a practical effect?

Oh my god.
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>>64956734
There are forests/mountains that look like that all over SE asia. Vietnam, Southern China, Thailand, etc. Pretty sick.
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>>64955761
All of those characters fucking suck, including prequel trilogy Yoda.
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>>64956731
>not liking great imagery

>this is a prequel hater's mindset
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>>64956731
>>64956773
>Kamino
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>>64956748
the Kominoans are kikes, they did it on purpose
>make officers more expensive
>paint their armor a different color so snipers can spot them easily
>make the republic pay for more officers
It's genius really
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>>64956577
>>64956635
Disney probably vetoed anything that would remind people of the prequels. Real locations only like OT.
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>>64956577
Go ahead and call me autistic or whatever but, although I thought the Stormtroopers preparing for a fight was badass it was still retarded

>Leave the prisoners untended while they get into position
>getting into position to shoot at X Wings
Seriously? What the fuck?
>X Wings can hit stormtroopers on the ground with precision with fuck huge lasers
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>>64956637
>my imagination is too brittle for exotic locations

don't make this a meme
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>>64956783
terrible opinion
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>>64956731
>>64956773
>>64956812
>palaces on Naboo
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>>64956774

I never went to Vietnam or China but you're right for sure. That shot is only exotic if you're an American or European who's never left his basement.

Oh right, I forgot where I was
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>>64956635

TFA's $200 million did not appear on screen.

Im sure most of that went to shit like fancy lunches and hotel rooms.
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>>64956731
>>64956773
>>64956812
>>64956848
>Coruscant streets
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>>64956805
>Great imagery
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>>64956812
But it's cgi and Red Letter Media told me so!
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>>64956871
>TFA's $200 million did not appear on screen.
T H I S

It femt so god damn cheap.
Everything from the sound design to the lighting was just dogshit.
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>>64956812
>>64956848
>>64956884
superimposing miniatures with CGI is still lazy, show me real practical sets, I know there were some
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>>64956899
That is great. It's like something out of Barsoom/Flash Gordon
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>>64956731
>>64956773
>>64956812
>>64956848
>>64956884
>Dexter Jettster's diner

Obviously, prequel hating is complete bullshit. What actually happened is that the filmmakers came up with ideas that happened to interest them, and then did their best to get those ideas onto the screen using whatever method made the most sense. The main benefit of CGI being an option is that the PT filmmakers weren't limited in their imaginations--which is a good thing. Imagination is actually good. (A controversial stance in this day and age, I know.)
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>>64956899
There is nothing wrong with that when in motion.
I watch ROTS all the time and that doesn't mess with my suspension of disbelief.
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>>64956823
They changed it in Episode 3 though, but officers still stood out with their fancy armor.

And they got steam rolled by the Empire once sheev took power anyway
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>>64956920
a lot of scenes were pure CGI but you couldn't tell because they looked so real, like the scene in the hanger with the TIE fighter, thats where most of the budget probably went
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>>64956871
>all the battles were small skirmishes between a couple dozen guys

I wanted a Hoth battle J.J.
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>>64956932
TFA did not have one miniature used in the entire production. (Rogue One will, though).

But ok. I'll show you some sets.
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>>64956932
>superimposing miniatures with CGI is still lazy
>lazy
explain how you mouthbreathing retard
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>>64954893
whats the point of this, coruscant as a place is never something the audience really feels connected with because we give zero shits about any of the characters,

what a waste of talent and money it serves no purpose in the film to make a scene so dense like this
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>>64956899
>clone armor is always clipping

One of the most annoying things
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>>64956932
>superimposing miniatures with CGI is still lazy,
>my autism won't accept nothing less than 100% analog assurance
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>>64956932
>>64956986
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>>64956920
Get the fuck out. TFA's practical effects were heaps above anything in the prequels. The only genuinely good thing about them was the soundtrack, which was nowhere near as interesting in TFA.
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>>64956997
its an excuse to not build sets for some scenes
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>>64956932
>>64956986
>>64957030
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>>64957010
>whats the point of this, coruscant as a place is never something the audience really feels connected with
I disagree
>because we give zero shits about any of the characters
I disagree
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>>64957073
>>64957030
how did all those scenes still manage to look fake?
especially on Grievous's ship
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>>64957042
It doesn't take any less effort so it's not lazy.
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>>64957032
Incorrect. All of the stuff that would have been done with miniatures in the prequels was CGI (since TFA used no miniatures at all), and the vaunted alien costumes are shown for only seconds.
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>>64957097
>how did all those scenes still manage to look fake?
They didn't. Practical effects automatically means it looks real.
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>>64957097
They didn't.
You're just trying to save face by moving the goalposts.
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>>64957097
The prequels have a sleek, shiny, 1940's-50's Flash Gordon aesthetic. It makes perfect sense, and I can't think of a single way it could have been executed any better by anyone. It's actually quite audacious, the contention that the PT's aesthetic is bad primarily because it isn't the same as the OT's. But it's also very unsupported.
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>>64957149
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>>64956498
>>64956635
>>64954893


what video game is this from?
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>>64957097
This. I imagine a bunch of filtering and lighting effects did the trick. Everything going on in the background in III looks like a video game.
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>>64957195
upvoted
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>>64957097
layers of cgi all over it
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>>64957195
This is what actual star wars video games looked like at the time:
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>>64954893
The environments are so dull in the prequels. It's always long hallways with identical pillars, or in this case a long straight street with identical lights. All the concept artist looks like this as well.
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>>64955264
LOOK AT ALL THOSE PRACTICAL EFFECTS
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>>64957229
There's no CGI in this scene, except for outside the windows, slightly enhanced glowing shackles, and the red lights.
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>>64956638
>i don't like a film because i sat through a long behind the scenes documentary and thought the technique involved in bringing the world to life looked silly even tho i had no idea this was what it looked like in real life while i was watching the actual film

you are a true patrician film critic, my friend
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>>64957252
That looks great.
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So when are we allowed to say TFA was a good movie?

Do we wait for the next star wars and just shift our hate onto that?

Or do we wait until the one after?
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The fact that Dex's Diner was a miniature and not CG still blows my mind.

How is it even possible?
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>>64956635
Kinda looks like sichuan
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>>64957278
wow so the lightsabers are real?
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>>64956446
HOW DARE YOU
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>>64957317
we wait until the normals get tricked by some kike reviewer on the internet into hating it then we can pretend to like it
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>>64957317
>So when are we allowed to say TFA was a good movie?

Never. It's completely forgettable like your average Marvel flick.
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>>64957113
It still looked real. There is nothing wrong with using CGI, but good CGI is not noticeable. In the prequels everything 'not there' stands out, you KNOW 80% of everything is made on a computer, and the stuff that isn't still looks like a video game for some reason.

A huge amount of TFA is CGI, but you don't notice because it's a lot better executed.
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>>64957342
You were brainwashed by a decade of prequel hate.
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>>64957387
this
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>>64957317
I'm sure there will be a thread in the future to discuss the guidelines that you should abide by to be considered cool on /tv/.
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>>64953778
>be assassin
>stand in front of a billboard while carrying out assassination
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>>64957244
>implying

Kids don't know shit about my Shadows of the Empire, Jedi Knight II, and Dark Forces.
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In Phantom Menace, Jar Jar steps on a piece of shit and it's insanely popular.

There's an immense amount of debate around Jar Jar getting shit on his foot. People have debated this for over a decade. Why does the shit-joke fascinate, while Abram's "powerful message of faith(?)" draws shrugs? The simple fact is that the shit-joke is extremely well-crafted. Lucas is so slick that people don't realize the full extent of the joke, even though it's burrowed into their psyches:

The part where Jar Jar actually steps on the shit is just the setup. The punchline comes at the end of the film, when Jar Jar steps on a corpse and it 'springs to life', beginning to fire randomly. This is precisely how Lucas defines "The Force": it is a piece of shit that attaches itself to you, terrifying you, indifferent to your concerns.
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>>64957387

no I know thats what were saying now, silly.

I am saying when does the next step in the /tv/ cycle happen?
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>>64956574

Splinter Cell came out the same year and actually looked better. Fuck.
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>>64957396
>better executed
*10-16 years newer
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>>64957429
>light blinds passerbys and makes you hard to identify
>not a good plan
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>>64957444
>yfw Jar Jar's antics are less obnoxious than the shit reddit/marvel humor in TFA.
>>
I'll never understand how "so dense" became a criticism.

A space opera having lots of detailed visual splendor is a good thing! Especially if you're trying to convey a lost golden age and a decadent civilization!
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>>64957457
Yes. The technology was not there in the late 90's, which is why Lucas shouldn't have plastered his movies with CGI that was sure to look dated in less than 5 years.
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>>64957451
The problem is TFA isn't bad enough to like ironically but not good enough to genuinely like. It's so painfully mediocre that there's absolutely nothing about it for /tv/ to meme about.
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>>64957455
(You)
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>>64957517
>These delusions
How does it feel to be reddit garbage?
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>>64957562
He's shitposting. Stop responding.
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>>64957605

I'm just trying to understand how 4chan works.

I'm from reddit, you see. :^)
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>>64957569
Do you genuinely think it looks good?
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>>64957569
Keep telling yourself that.
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>>64956100
only reason i ever visited reddit was because somebody said i was "reddit" and i had to google it
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>>64957658
I don't think it looks indistinguishable from reality, but I do think it looks very good, and there are a lot of creative things in it (ship falling, dust lit up by blasterfire).

I really enjoy watching it, and that's what matters.
It looks pretty damn good for 2002 (actually 2001) CGI.
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>i have to defend a movie trilogy over the internet from bullies

Lol this board is a literal meme
Did you get profits from the prequel trilogy? Are you a paid shill? If not who the fuck cares if others liked or hated it. Just stop shitting up this website even more then it already is.


But you wont get this because youre 14 and lemme guess im from
>reddit

And prolly a cuck too, am I right? Jesus this place sucks
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>>64957758
Fresh off the boat from reddit eh, kid....

etc
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>170 replies
>48 posters

I am 100% sure the majority of prequel babies in this thread is one anon.
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>>64956539
Is this footage from the SyFy original, Attack of the Giant Robot Testicales?
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>>64957396
>In the prequels everything 'not there' stands out
And to you prequel hating memesters, everything which is there stands out as not being there too because you have no idea what you're talking about, like that guy earlier in the thread whose entire list of CGI shiny objects was shown to be entirely practical effects.
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>>64957788
Ahahah im from reddit! Now whats ur "insult"?

Im from reddit man


Reddit

Reddit

Reddit

Does that trigger you more then black males cuckong the white race? Or nah?
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>>64957796
nice grammer bud
>>
/tv is literally Reddit:the board
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Hello Reddit

Im big guy for you

Prequels are the best

BIG BLACK DINGUS

My wifes son

Jesus christ really?

Name a flaw any.
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>>64956539
But the The Clone Wars show is pretty good.
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>>64957278
>except for roughly 40% of the scene

And that's what makes it look aged and tacky.
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>>64957827
Not that anon, but what does it matter they're practical effects if it still looks fake and video-game tier? The prequels just look like shit most of the time.
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>>64956539

Why does this feel like star wars yet TFA didn't feel like star wars to me?

Someone explain it to me plz.
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>>64957862
>Grammer

You're a retard
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>>64957887
>getting triggered by memes

Can you possibly be more reddit?
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>>64957934
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>>64954893
Nope, It looks like a video game.
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>>64956670
>showing a picture of every set at once
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>>64957752

The landscape shots are fine but the CGI looks fucking terrible on all of the characters. That takes you out of the movie when you have entire sequences of nothing but CGI.

This was only highlighter more in III where the landscapes looked even better and it made the CGI armies stand out even worse.
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>>64957964
What video games u beeen playing senpai I want in on this
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>>64957933
This has wonder and imagination while TFA is a heartless cash grab engineered by the biggest Jew in Hollyweird.
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>>64957900
Nothing in that shot looks bad or aged or tacky.
Get over yourself.
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>>64957962
>im only pretending to be retarded

>>64957958
Hello Reddit

Im big guy for you

Prequels are the best

BIG BLACK DINGUS

My wifes son

Jesus christ really?

Name a flaw any.
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>>64957933
TFA tried to emulate the OT and at the same time distance themselves from George Lucas's vision so it ended up feeling like ANH remake with non of the magic real SW movies had.
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>>64956635
>Which one looks more like an alien world?
Neither. But the TFA planet the name of which I don't remember looks like a real place, and not a video game cutscene.
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>>64957964
>>64958021
(You)
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>>64954893

Looks like Mass Effect 1 on budget computer settings.
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>>64956539
Awful
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>>64956986

Harry ensfeild was on the set of star wars???
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>>64958010
>>im only pretending to be retarded
you get the joke
gold star for you
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>>64958000
Everything outside the god damn window you fucking blind asshole.

Are you serious?

Is the butthurt about TFA that strong?

Jurassic Park and Tron have more fidelity than Star Wars and they came out 10 years and 20 years before Episode 2/3, respectively.

Lucas tried to do too much and it shows.
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>>64958053
(You)
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>>64958081
Hello Reddit

Im big guy for you

Prequels are the best

BIG BLACK DINGUS

My wifes son

Jesus christ really?

Name a flaw any.
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>>64956213
It is true though anon. I remember seeing this statistic about what the most visited site was before someone came to 4chan and which site was the one that most people left 4chan to go visit and after google reddit was second
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>>64958053
The first Mass Effect wasn't that colorful.
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>>64957999
>SW prequels
>Wonder and imagination

I know I really felt my creative senses being tickled by all of that political talk and wooden faced characters sitting down and talking about space trading.

Prequels are a fucking bore. Too dull for kids most of the time, to ugly and infantile for adults.
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>>64957353
Not at all, are you retarded? That's the Ha long bay
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>>64958105
>Everything outside the god damn window
IT
DOES
NOT
LOOK
BAD

What the fuck is wrong with you?
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>>64958105
>Jurassic Park and Tron have more fidelity than Star Wars
No they didn't
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>What the fuck is wrong with you
Says the redditor fapping daily to Jar Jar.
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>>64958142
>>SW prequels
>>Wonder and imagination
yes

>>64958132
nice anecdotal evidence
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>>64958203
Hello Reddit

Im big guy for you

Prequels are the best

BIG BLACK DINGUS

My wifes son

Jesus christ really?

Name a flaw any.
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>>64958142
>talking about space trading.
confirmed for never seeing the prequels
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R E D D I T
E
D
D
I
T
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>>64958105
>Tron
kek I almost got reeled in
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>>64958105
Prequel hating has blinded you my friend
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>>64958219
DUDE LSD LMAO

DUDE DRUGS DONT ACTUALLY PROVIDE ANY INSIGHT THEY JUST MAKE THE MUNDANE SEEM DEEP LMAO

DUDE EGO DEATH IS A MEME LMAO

DUDE DRUG INDUCED EGO DEATH IS NOT REAL BECAUSE NOTHING CAN SEPERATE US FROM THE SUM OF OUR EXPERIENCES WITHOUT PERMANTENTLY DAMAGING THE BRAIN LMAO
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>>64958244
Hello Reddit

Im big guy for you

Prequels are the best

BIG BLACK DINGUS

My wifes son

Jesus christ really?

Name a flaw any..
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>>64958210
Sorry I didn't bother to save the page mate. Either way go visit r/4chan and you'd see that there is obviously a giant overlap in reddit and 4chan users. This hasn't been a secret club for a decade famelogne you need to face the facts
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>>64958237
Yeah no I guess I forgot what they were actually talking about, that's how interesting the dialogue is.

I always skipped these parts as a kid. Boring as fuck.
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>>64958163
It does look bad.

>>64958177
Yes they do.

And you know why? Because they fucking fit.

The prequels basically pulled an N64/PS1 when they jumped to polygons. Most of those game aren't even playable because the graphics are glaringly bad. But 16-bit sprite art doesn't nearly have that problem.

Lucas overreached. But keep trying to sprinkle glitter on a pile of shit.
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>>64954893
Yes I'm a big fan of Blade Runner
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>>64958304
>go visit r/4chan
reddit please please go
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>>64958352
see
>>64954596
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>>64958334
Now this is shitposting
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>>64958296
What did he mean by this?
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>>64958237
>says there's no talking about space trade
>Trade federation blockades is entire plot of first film.
>banking alemao seperatists are main antagonists of the entire trilogy.
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>>64958334
This. Lucas relied too much on the new technology, apparently not realizing it would look dated and ridiculous in the manner of a few years.
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>>64958237
Did you by any chance watch ep I? Because that is space trading galore.
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>>64958429
Hello Reddit

Im big guy for you

Prequels are the best

BIG BLACK DINGUS

My wifes son

Jesus christ really?

Name a flaw any.
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>>64955455
>true love

You will never find that kind of devotion from a Herschlag-level angel. JDIMSA
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>wonder
No. Everything looks like shitty CGI even if it's miniatures. All those buildings in Coruscant don't even feel real. Certainly not like a place you can visit.
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>>64954596
It's really the only good part of that movie.

That and Yoda's wizards duel.

>>64955774
Are there translated lyrics of that song? It sounds like they're singing about the desperation for the public's acceptance of the Special Edition changes.
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>>64958564
>No. Everything looks like shitty CGI even if it's miniatures.
irrational hatred is unhealthy
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>>64957999
I spent my childhood thinking Star Wars was about boring ass politics and angry old men because I'd only watched the prequels. They inspire no sense of wonder whatsoever.
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>>64958613
I don't hate the prequels, but they are bad movies.
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>>64958647
>but they are bad movies.
top kuk
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>>64958613
>The prequels actually looks amazing!!
Delusions are unhealthy.
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>>64958637
I grew up with them and they sparked my imagination much more than the OT.
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>>64956615
>It's patrician

Stop using that as an excuse without an explanation. George Lucas can write a good story and write some amazing lore but lord knows he can't film a scene for shit.
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I want out of here.
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I watched the original trilogy for the first time in 15 years
>Harrison Ford is kind of a shitty actor
>Luke is a whiny bitch
>Leia is actually kind of hot
>C3PO is the best character, hands down
>The special effects aged like milk
>Chewbacca especially looks awful
>Yoda is fucking annoying
>Lightsabers are thin as fuck. They look like needles

There really is a fair bit of nostalgia in play when people talk about these movies.
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>>64956643
People think the Ewoks live on Endor. Ewoks are never named in the movie, and they actually live on the planet's moon.
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>>64958732
Worse than Tumblr buzzing on /co/.
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>>64958142
I bet you were that annoying retarded kid in English class who never washed his hair or brushed his teeth who kept complaining about the lack of car chases while everybody else happily studied the profound poetry of King Lear
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>>64957887
>Record Scratch
>Feet
>It aint me starts playing
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>>64958683
>putting words in my mouth
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>>64958425
If you think there is not a disconnect for the audience when you place CGI soldiers right next to human actors close-up then...dude you're in deep. It's discrete and glaring. It takes you out of the movie.

There are countless examples of the direction of these movies just fumbling the ball when it comes to visual effects.

It's not that he used CGI. Plenty of movies used it before the technology was even mastered. The problem is he used CGI without care to the main rule of ALL visual effects: The audience should believe it.

The illusion wasn't broken looking back in hindsight. This is shit I noticed in theaters just like the Rock in the Mummy, the vampires in Blade 2, Spider-man's web-slinging in the original, etc.. Those other films at least had brief moments of those incongruities.

The prequels are LITTERED with them. The movie is built around them. It's their lifeblood and, sadly, only part of the reason so many people were disappointed.

But when you finish trying to pretend the visuals weren't bad you can make a new thread trying to force the idea that the characters and plot were good as well.
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>>64958637
I feel bad for you. You clearly never enjoyed a classical education and didn't understand the importance of high politics from an early age because your parents and teachers never introduced you to Aeschylus, Sophocles, and Seneca.
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>>64958736
>C3PO is the best character

Oh yeah the droid that has no character development at all throughout the entire franchise, best character, of course.

Fuck off
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>>64955448
Interesting rebuttal
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>>64958888
>implying he needs it
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>>64958736
>Harrison Ford is kind of an shitty actor
If anyone is kind of a shitty actor it's Hamill in ANH. You can recognize moments in the OT were George's subpar writing and directing comes into play, but he had people to help him rinse out most of the shit. Several of the actors improvised their lines were George's original dialogue was cheese overload.
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>>64958888
Hola Reddit
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>>64957278
>16
and dookus severed hands
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>>64958872
>>64958781
>If something is boring and has no cinematic value, it's because it was actually too deep for you and if you were a genius like me you'd jerk off to it too.

What does that have to do with boringly shot scenes of stone faced characters talking about fictional politics? It's boring. Everyone thinks it's boring. Don't tell me you were deeply immersed in any of those conversations.
>>
>>
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>>64958872
>>64958781
>Defending space politics and trade scenes.

I can understand you might like some of the environments and action in the prequels, but come on.
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>>64956834
I was really okay with this since blasters can probably do some kind of damage to starfighters with amassed fire, but the fact that an X-wing pilot shot the two stormtroopers holding the heroes hostage perfectly in the chest going at a very high rate of speed is pretty retarded. And then five seconds later they use the same "blaster bolt from an offscreen shooter" deus ex machina shit to blast away TR-8R and save Finn.
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>>64958705
T H I S
H
I
S

They created the best games, TCW show, best worlds, epic wars and battles spanning the galaxy... the OT had none of that. I got the scale of the galaxy from I-III. The atmosphere was superior. I cared about their fight. I cared about the Jedi. I don't give a shit about Han Solo. When he died I was like lol, k. When order 66 went down, when Fives died, when Ahsoka left the order, fuck, even when Satine died I had deep feels going. None of that for the OT.
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>the prequels are good meme

Back to reddit you go.
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>>64959232
>le taxes and trade xD

so what the fuck are these trade scenes everyone talks about
>>
>>64959252
Is this supposed to be an example of how good the prequels look? Because this frame is everything that's wrong with them visually.
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>>64959079
We live in an age where people actually have the gall to say the prequels were exciting or intriguing, now.
>>
Big ideas + poor execution >>> poor ideas > big execution
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>>64959252
Fuck, this is fantastic. Definitely an Illium/Citadel vibe here.
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>>64959232
>>Defending space politics and trade scenes.
There is nothing wrong with them.
>>
>>64959079
>you have to be a genius to recognise the greatness of four of the most widely loved dramatists in history

Not trying to be mean but I think you might actually be retarded. Go back to school and actually pay attention in class this time. Start at the beginning when they teach you to add and subtract and learn the alphabet.
>>
>>64959345
(You)

>>64959255
I said I grew up with the PT, not that garbage cartoon.
>>
>>64958736

>C3PO is the best character, hands down


MY NIGGER!!!!

Fuck, yeah! C-3PO's the best.
>>
>>64959255
Do you jerk it to Jar Jar too?
It's okay he's an amazing character, perhaps even the best.
>>
>>64958888

>shitting on C-3PO

I bet you're a cuck.
>>
>>64959428
the whole point of everyone's frustration is more like this: jar jar is better than maz
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>>64959372
Anon, accusing others of being retarded while defending the absolute lowest points of the SW prequels is quite the accomplishment.
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>>64959491
>jar jar is better than maz
unironically this
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>>64959486
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>>64959491

> jar jar is better than maz.

Absolutely agreed.
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>>64959491
Maz was shit but Maz was there for what? Ten minutes tops.
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>>64959552

Fuck, that's a pretty great screenshot.

Prequels had some good ass visuals.
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>>64959255
>When order 66 went down, when Fives died, when Ahsoka left the order, fuck, even when Satine died I had deep feels going.

who?
>>
Star Wars is done.

Fuck you, jj and disney
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>>64957244
GOAT
>>
>>64959607
Mandalore duchess
>>
Topkek. If any of the cringeworthy shit from the prequels had been present in TFA you'd be meming about it right now. It had its cheesy dialogue and characters, but nowhere near as bad as anything Geroge has written.
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I trust George's friends more than you plebs

fuck you faggots
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>>64959779
>trusting jews
>>
>>64958736
>Harrison Ford is kind of a shitty actor

He's like the only competent actor around, especially compared do Skywalkers
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>>64956003
Everyone hated the Prequels since before either Reddit or 4chan existed.

Fuck you 14 year olds. You don't know shit.
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>>64959922
>Everyone
nah

>14 year olds
deja vu
>>
Now I feel like watching the prequels on shrooms. Could be lots of fun.
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>>64960169
The best way to watch the prequels is in a stream with other fa/tv/irgins senpai
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>>64960169
DUDE SHROOMS LMAO

DUDE DRUGS DONT ACTUALLY PROVIDE ANY INSIGHT THEY JUST MAKE THE MUNDANE SEEM DEEP LMAO

DUDE EGO DEATH IS A MEME LMAO

DUDE DRUG INDUCED EGO DEATH IS NOT REAL BECAUSE NOTHING CAN SEPERATE US FROM THE SUM OF OUR EXPERIENCES WITHOUT PERMANTENTLY DAMAGING THE BRAIN LMAO
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>>64960216
Sheev is only legit reason for liking the prequels.
>>
>>64960252
lamayo
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>>64960262
You're forgetting based Ewan
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>>64960262
nice opinion
>>
>>64959779
Who is the memester between George and Francis?
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>>64960252
I love this pasta
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>>64958062
How do you think they paid for the films?

With LODS OF EMONE
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>>64955340
is padme the one that's meant to look like vader?
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>>64960313
True, forgive me. Ewan is nice also.
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>>64960401
Woody Allen

or

Robert Zemekis

or

Roland Reagan
>>
>>64960407
I thought George looked more like Jurgen the German.
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>>64960412
It's not about who looks like Vader you plebian. It's about hiw george has us watch their shadows while they say goodbye.
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>>64959779
>The Godfather
>Back to the Future
>Star Wars
>Scarface
>Taxi Driver
>Jaws

And people thought fucking jj was a good idea?

Hate George all you want with your hivemind meme mentality. There's a reason these men are his peers.
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>>64960829
This is /tv/ now. Nothing but shitposting about reddit.
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>>64957601
Liking TFA is Reddit. You see, I finally saw TFA this past weekend. At first I thought it was shit, for a lot of reasons. About ten minutes in I started saying to myself "This is Reddit. This is memes. This is Reddit. This is memes." For the next 2 hours and 5 minutes I continued to repeat it, and that was all the flick was. JJ is one of the biggest hacks in the industry. It is nothing but a string of loosely connected Star Wars memes designed to apply to the widest possible audience, the EXACT formula of Reddit.

Thr good news is that the flick, elevated capeshit by any other name, will not pass Avatar. It will be left to toil in mediocrity, like the population it was so carefully focus-grouped to appeal to. This is thanks in large parts to the casting of that little monkey fella Boyega as 'le quirky so randumb space nigger stormtrooper guy' Finn. TFA FANS BTFO! TFA fans on SUICDE WATCH!

DAILY REMINDER: IF YOU LIKED TFA THEN YOU ARE LITERALLY REDDIT.

TFA is Reddit incarnate, Reddit writ large for the silver screen. JJ Abrams' Star Wars: The Force Awakens is Reddit. It is memes. It is absolute shit.

FUCK REDDIT AND FUCK MEMES AND FUCK DISNEY.

THIS IS REDDIT. THIS IS MEMES. THIS IS REDDIT. THIS IS MEMES.

THIS IS REDDIT. THIS IS MEMES. FUCK YOU JJ FUCK YOU, YOU MEMING FUCKING REDDIT KIKE. FUCK YOU.
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>>64956349
REMINDER THAT DEFENDING TFA IS REDDIT
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>>64961316
Reddit
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>>64960252

This reads like an autistic meltdown
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